Thread 215761983

squirt edisi

>earthquake
Are u okay flipbros?

>>215762029
God punished the Bisayans for their sacrilegious act ( sacrificing 100 cows )

>>215762029
wouldnt be posting rn if i wasnt

https://youtu.be/-rYyhzBgK2U?si=VQ44ReqgAU_EWVQA
I am so proud of our Tagalog brothers despite being poor, uneducated, and dirty they still find a way to survive by eating literal garbage.
Seeing tagalogs eat garbage from the street fills me with so much pride.

>>215762022
honestly, carefully selected pagpag is tastier than army stew

>>215762075
WTF CODE?

>>215762056
>Tragedy hits Visayas and Mindanao
Rebuilt in a week
>Minor inconvenience hits Manila
https://youtu.be/5MxhyJ0-6hk?si=aDD6cNJX7dg-QwAX
Steals electric cables to buy more pagpag

>>215762157
>post Zainichi Bisayas

Idgi

>>215762100
i forgot her name sorry

hindi sila titigil sa pagpupuri kay digong kahit maging pulubi dahil sa lindol

>>215762209
Y her tits small

>>215762157
>Low IQ, prone to stealing, garbage food, spreads aids, and rampant we wuzzing as Chinese
Tagalogs are our niggers without any of the redeeming qualities

>>215762094
>MAAAAAMSAAAAR VISAYA DO DAT TAGALOG ARE GOOD AT MAID TENK YOU BERY MUCH

>>215762029
its a thousand kilometers from where im at why would i be worried

>>215762094
Dumpster diving is a global problem, foreign aid orgs and NGOs just spun it off as our own "style" of it as some sort of PR fail to tackle the country's poverty.

>>215761983 (OP)
Why is she peeing from her whole skin?
Do asean women really sweat this hard?

>>215762515
>Do asean women really sweat this hard
Hot region

>>215762521
I already sweat too much in the frozen north
I would die immediately

Di belakang kok ada potret palkon warna item buat apa ya gais

I just installed remote locking kit, alarm and fusetap for dashcam. on this shitbox all by myself.
feels like i am wageslave worker, usually i do it myself.

>>215762225
bisaya din naman papataba sa lupa naten pagtapos sila patayin ni digidog wahahah

>>>215761983 (OP)
Now Then, In the Name of that “Jupiter-Neptune”:
Those who bless the Tagalog-men are blessed in all ways,
As those who curse the Tagalog-men are cursed in all ways. Selah.
> And all of that, is because I “ratified”! Amen, so must it all-ways be.

rate ella's batik

>whole house suddenly got sick
uh oh, go on without me seabros

Is disease the SEAman's ceiling? You can't bribe or reason with it. And it attacks rich or poor.

>>215763027
you can just pay for better treatment tho

That's AI

ella

>>215763027
honestly if i had late stage cancer or some dilapidating disease at this point id just accept my fate

>>215763119
Not trying to make meth?

that's illegal chud

>>215762985
Korona?

DoидLD тяцмp (doidld tyatsmr)

>>215762970
Boring
I guess
Looks like an old lady

>>215762548
detik keberapa? gw ga ngeliat apa2

>>215763027
poor people's disease
>cough
>flu
>fever

rich people's disease
>cancer
>cardiovascular

>>215763257
Apaan nich kalau bukan palkon BBC?

>>215763297
>rich people's disease
>>cancer
>>cardiovascular

You forgot HIV

Es terooosss

>>215763328
pikiran lu aja yang ngeres. it looks like a dickhead due to the lighting, but maybe it's actually just some abstract/motive picture, or the back of an animal.

>>215763297
>poor people's disease
Don't forget dying from a random motorcycle with no license

>>215762985
Stock up some antihistamines, antipyretics, analgesia, vitamins, or build your own (individual) first aid kit. If you want to save money, buy generic ones. Don't be a retard.

just get vaccines for everything

>>215763297
>rich people's disease
>cancer
as someone coming from a middle class family who lost two loved ones to that i'd beg to differ

Idk man maybe clean your house every now and then so you don't get sick

>>215763445
Covid vaccine didn't even work THOUGH a lot of vacc'd people still got that THOUGH

>>215762970
Ella freya looks like sandrone with that haircut

There's lots of cockroaches in my rented room

Clean your room nigga

>>215763375
Foto apaan coba tuh kalo bukan ginian

>>215763297
Wrong, poor people are suffering way more from cancer, cardiovascular disease, stroke etc than rich people since they don't get the treatment they need.

weirdo

>>215763614
Otak pengocok emang beda

niggas really be talking about bbc on a sunday evening

>>215763683
just creep being creep, nothing surprising. he's been stalking that one particular slut fo years now.

Is it true that sunscreen can cause cancer? Because of this allegedly /pol/tard theory, I'm scared of using sunscreen

>>215763375
Nta but that looks like a bbc doe

OF COURSE THE JOKE IS PORN

How to make a girl rests her head on my shoulder vros

Sun causes cancer so you may as well stay at home

staying home causes cancer so you might as well kill yourself

^tsmt
Why risk getting cancer when you can just neck yourself

i wear sunscreen almost every day

kinda related the cancer topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxs_mTRjLAU

>>215763614
>bbc
>4.1 kB thumbnail
really makes you think

fuck it all to hell

>>215763815
>>215763893
>>215763815
what caused cancer in the Australian case was that the sunscreen was not as potent as advertised so people used the sunscreen then go sunbathing thinking theyre save when actually got chink products

>>215763971
Wait a minute, I'm looking for a high resolution black penis picture

>use mainland product
>mfw mainland product don't deliver to its intended effect

Who would have thought

Stop chinese hate

TCD

drinking tea rn

Tight Chinoy Downstairs?

gotta open red horse soon

new gachaslop is up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYICxdABMI8

>>215764409
rika

Any online Indonesian right now? I have a booked flight to Bali but I'm reconsidering because you are like these terrorists in our country? They are Islamic, like Indonesia

>>215765631
The Philippines has more violence than Indonesia.

Just spent 2k php for wagyu burger....

>>215765737
So these are only in our country, not Indonesia?

>>215765796
You serious bro? Only Philippines has islamic terrorists

>>215765830
But Indosians are Islamic, terrorists here are Islamic, so guess what?

>>215765631
Hallo I'm Indonesian
Yes, Indonesia has Islamic terrorists
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

>>215765996
You mean Jakarta has terrorists? What about Bali?

>>215765996
Your Singapore bro

>>215765631
Bali are hindunese
So they're more like indian

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>>>215762357
Jesus fucking wept.

Yet another night alone.

>>215766167
Lol didnt know that. So Bali are different race I guess. Ok thanks

Indomie for dinner

>>215765631
It's safe, our counter-terrorism police group are actually very capable at doing their job unlike other police corps, probably due to it being funded by the US
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachment_88

looking for jobs in the philippines is a nightmare

evening covfefe time

evening gooning time

>>215766545
Shut the fuck up. Malingshit

Day 276 of frequent urination as a result of chronic constipation

Good Morning, /asean/, it is I!

>>215767002
no horny!

>>215767173
Yes horny!

all the horny!

>>215767173
>>215767200

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>215767200
is it true female assholes smell like raspberry?

What do we think about NSFW ASMR?

>>215767424
Can only get up with hardcore blacked

does he cuckpost because I'm here or does he always do it?

who are you

Why is it that Vietnamese women wearing Ao Dai is so sexy

I am tired, boss.

>>215767701
At least you have a job.

so apparently JK uniform means a Japanese school girl uniform and it's popular in China, I was wondering why that was used in the titles of this Chinese onlyfans girl's porn

>>215767721
I wish I didn't have one. I'm ignoring all these messages right now. All these money making opportunities. I like money but I hate work.

>>215767721
For minimum wage, and you werk all 7days for it.
Can't even fucking rest at night

>>215767760
if that isn't enough, the fucking cunts at home think I am lazy at work on top of that.

>>215767760
I work 28 days a month.

>>215767759
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>>215767809
No shit, happy to join the club

stop this brothers war

>>215767821
Luckily this shit probably won't last for another year or else I will lose my mind haha

has an asean girl ever posted in this general?

>>215767873
fujotroon the eagle poster just check archive for her pics and white worshipping on /brit/

>>215767873
A very long time ago yes.

>>215767897
I hope she died with obese and diabetes

>>215767897
>fujotroon
That's not a woman.
>>215767898
Was she cute?

>>215767994
Yeah linda is pretty cute.

Do you look at the balut when you eat it?

>>215768020
yes

>>215768037
How do you get used to it?
Have seen some ugly wrinkled ass baby duck.

>>215768005
How do I find her in the archive?

>>215767058
Who?

Horny for chubbo

>>215768061
>Have seen some ugly wrinkled ass baby duck.
That's balut 99% of the time. I like egg yolk.

>>215768076
Here https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/190456551/#190476132

>>215768120
>>215767614
you know

>>215768170
That's the best part beside the soup

>Historic rains in Vietnam
>Drought here and in the US
Why are the Viets hoarding all the qts and the water, unfair.

>>215768208
Hmm, no timestamp tho. Could be a larper

Every day I browse Gaza gore videos and it makes me happy, one day we will do the same to Malingshit (if they haven't already started killing each other Yugoslavia style)

Indog boomers are literally going to hell once they die

stop hunting dolphins, chuds

that one leaked nude butcher beheading snuff film mogged all the famous mexican and brazilian cartel torture and execution videos so far

Does being Islamic race differ you from being Christian? I can confirm still brown, but what about the part of being Islamic people?

>>215768418
this is day of judgement
this is day of judgement
allah isn't with you
the SAF strikes you again, this is day of judgement, this is day of judgement, allah isn't with you, the SAF strikes you again

There are no official religion in southeast asia. Christianity and islam are both intended to be the west and middle east religion, and we do know that those religions werent designed for islanders or maritime people like us (same thing goes with hindu and buddhism btw). That's why christians in here larping as a western people during christmas with snow and western culture, while the muslims are larping as desert people with their desert culture, there are not a single thing of that religion that have something to do with shit like scuba diving or dolphin or whatever culture that we have here in southeast asia

>>215768913
Yeah I noticed Jesus is white, his father is white lol

They don't consider brown people as people in Malaysia unless they are Muslim. So you can speak Malay and practice Malay culture but they won't consider you Malay unless you're Muslim.

>>215769027
God knew you and everybody else before they were born, He loves them all anyway.

I am Malay

>>215769195
Still better than being jawir?

>>215769027
> Malay
you racist

1/4 Spanish

>>215769027
you cant be so serious for allah if it originated in middle east?

I am the one that Sneeds

Pretty orchid for the asian qts, if you are a guy don't look.

>>215769027
its always unfortunate whenever some brown southeast asian person take their religion seriously or even being a hyper-protective and raysist about it. like bro, none of those desert books are intended for island people like us lol, not even your prophet knows about our existence in here, and if it werent for those numbers that they loved so much (quantity of people being converted to their team because according to abrahamic followers, big number equals good), we would be killed by either europeans or middle eastern people long time ago

>>215768734
I don't watch any of that garbage. But of course it's going to be a bit more over the top when it's some dude's fetish and he's willingly participating rather than a hastily filmed warning to enemies. I bet the German cannibal video was probably absolutely fucked too.

>>215769425
you are man and u looked

>>215769306
Because many jeets try to game the system by presenting as Malay, which is preferable to being a jeet. Both Mahathir and the former Singapore president Halimah are famous examples of this

>>215769458
I had one eye closed.

>>215769477
That still counts as lookin, chud. Your premise has been defeated, you lost and I won.

let's start losing weight together, starting tomorrow
i will post weight update everyday

stopped to eat any nasi dishes?

>>215769525
You're fat now yen?

I weigh 56kg

Worth buying?

>monthly
>20 days

Is it normal for girls to be openly admitting they prefer guys older than them? One time a female classmate invited me to have lunch with her (she paid mine) and she started expressing how I'm a good listener for someone my age, the thing is I've insisted multiple times that we're not that far apart; she's 17 and I'm 23. So to me, we're basically the same age. I've also insisted that there's plenty of guys her same age in class that she could relate to since she often shares with me what she watches on Tiktok while I have no clue since I don't use it. I don't mind being her college BF since I also haven't nut for a year but I wish she'd tone down her age preference a bit since it makes me feel uncomfortable.

>>215769748
>he works weekends
my condolences

>>215769572
i will do IF and OMAD

>>215769579
yes, my body and face are at their worst in my entire life

>>215768913
>Christianity and islam are both intended to be the west and middle east religion.
And it was all started by a bunch of ancient kikes somewhere in the fucking desert. The Indo-Europeans have submitted themselves to each Afro-Asiatic religion, the Indo part (Iranian branch) chose Islam, and the European part chose Christianity.
>those religions werent designed for islanders or maritime people like us
I believe the concept of "religion," the organized ones at least, was foreign to us, even the word "agama" is borrowed from Sanskrit, आगम (āgama, “a traditional doctrine or precept”). In fact, Hinduism was spread to Southeast Asia through trade route with Hindu rulers and dynasties, bringing their word to our vocabulary.

meal prep m8

>she's 17 and I'm 23
tmi

>>215767002
sauce/name pls

>>215769621
I am almost x1.9 you.

>>215768913
Trvthnvke. Islam, Christianity, Judaism, all the same.

>>215769821
SAAR

>>215769909
Grim

>>215769525
>>215769819
Just eat every two or three hours and exercise, squats, if you can't go to the gym get 3 kettlebells, a 10 kg one, a 16 kg and a 20 kg do kettlebell swings and sumo deadlifts and turkish get ups and kettlebell halos.

>>215769959
well, I don't have to buy a weighted vest to do callisthenic

>>215769796
She's just telling you she wants the dick. Be honest with yourself for a minute. You're not going to be able to relate to girls your own age either. You're not going to like all the same music, TV shows, internet content, whatever. Even if you did that doesn't mean they're gonna say "wow anon you like everything I like I wanna fuck you!" Either they are into you or they aren't. Take it or leave it.

>>215769796
Harem protagonist-tier dense right here.

>>215769964
>kettlebells
Not dumbbells?

>>215769944
>SAAR
Are you retarded? I'm not saying Hinduism is good either but in short, the religion is also rooted in Indo-European roots. So it was foreign to us before the spread in SEA. I agree with him there's no official religion in the SEA, only the recognized ones by the government

>>215770019
Dumbbells are good but the variation of exercises you can do with them is not that good, and if you have to purchase the weights individually it will be more expensive overall.
Kettlebells ( at least here, I am not sure how the price of iron is over there in Asia ) are cheaper.
I have both and I have a barbell and the other gym equipment that I can exercise the entire body, with a kettlebell you can exercise your entire body too.
For men the most important is probably squats and deadlifts, squats more so than the other because it increases your testosterone.

>>215769819
How cheap is your weight scale?
My Bluetooth weight scale that I bought at 65K IDR uses a fake impedance measurements
The Body Fat Ratio is just calculated with some nerd's function
BFR stay the same even when cover the impedance pad with a paper lol

I dont understand what you mean by muslim is malay but this is malay to me

>>215770000
flipbro what do you think tagalog and bisayan mean? are we like foreign not south east asian?

>>215770184
same price. i bought from tiktok

>>215770000
checked

>>215770309
Kek
Don't trust the BFR measurements
Only use it as a weight scale

>>215770403
i did my yearly medical last week and the doctor emailed me this lmao

>>215770477
It's great advice.
If you exercise all you have to do is calculate calorie intake and organize your macronutrients for whatever you want to achieve, either weight gain or loss.

This is Malay to me

you're filipino

>>215769525
I went from 75kg to 90kg last year and have been stuck at 85-90kg ever since

>>215770526
That's right, don't come here.

>>215761983 (OP)
i heard she's trying to be a housewive of a billionaire

>>215770887
You got infected with malay-ese

>>215768913
Indonesian version of Islam originated from India and Chinese Muslim btw. It's one the reason why Islam fit right in to Indonesia

>>215770887
I remember when Haneame had flat tiddies

>>215771023
flipbro whats the malay problem? im not an ofw

Game plot idea: MC lives with his grandmother after falling ill he has to juggle and fuck girls

Vietnam is just bro purpose i think?

I guess Malay is right?

>>>15771682
thoughts?

>>215772584
lmao fail

>>215770887
how tall r u?

wake up

>>215773397
185 cm. I used to weigh nearly a hundred in college but my weight has been yoyoing like crazy for a few years now.
>>215771331
That had to be pre 2020 since her tits in the pic above didn't look any smaller than they looked here

you can't be incel in asean, all women there want to have SEX SEX SEX all the time

>>215774291
you have to be at least 12 to post here

>>215774319
really??

>>215774196
then, 85 kg is acceptable.

is it possible to visit south east asia as an european who speaks english without getting scammed by the locals? what regions of asia speak english the most?

>>215775045
you literally sold us to the americans

>>215775045
Myanmar & Cambodia

>>215775152
You miss your spanish daddy?

>>215775152
i dont remember doing that
are you sure that was me
>>215775164
thank you
flights are pretty expensive, i think the cheapest ones are to thailand and singapore (under 1000€)

>>215775164
>Cambodia
Nothing beats a Holiday in Cambodia!
https://youtu.be/v0Uc6ZWDF3c

how much do car and motorbike rentals go for in your asian country?
i feel like 14€/day is insanely cheap

>>215775218
Sorry, mate. It was a joke. Better avoid Myanmar & Cambodia rn. Full of illegal activities by Chinese gank & protected by local militia. Just visit Thailand, Malaysia, or Vietnam for a starter.

>>215775045
You'll always pay higher price than local. We call it, 'foreigner tax'. Still pretty damn cheap for u all firstie after all. Ultra mega cheap price is for local only, or foreigner with local spouse.

>>215775671
It's the principle not the expense, we don't want to be lootboxes or reward and thus promote scammer behavior, indirectly worsening the local culture

>>215775851
The only way around it is having a local negotiate everything for you. Often with yourself unseen until the deal is done. You take Grab instead of other forms of transportation. If you are a tourist there's only so much you can do with no real understanding of how things work.

>filipino-americans spend their lives simping for white people
>still regularly get clowned on as "asian-nigger mutts"
If you're Brown and you simp for Whites you're a race traitor.

>>215775851
you can try to negotiate for the local prices but good luck with that.
as for meals and items you'll generally get the same price as everyone else.
as for outright scams, just use your street smarts, you can avoid most of them just by walking away.
a sudden favor or kindness should be questioned in your heart first

ako sa kanan

>>215775935
That's almost as bad as the Chinese requirement to hire an intermediary to do any real business without getting scammed, and doesn't avoid the problem in principle either. The principled man would thus avoid asea as a result, so you keep getting our pedophiles and shady people. RIP.
>>215776592
If I go to Asia I will eat there and buy nothing else. But I won't go there. Not just because I'm principled but also because I'm too poor to not work for a few weeks, let alone buy a plane ticket.

>>215776419
I have never seen a Filipinx in my personal America

how much water do i have to drink

>>215777290
8-10 glasses a day

should you kiss your female cousin too?

>>215777290
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>>215777516
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>>215770477
>cholesterol bad
your doctor is still living in the 2000s

>>215770477
>just diet and exercise, bro
um, does xe want to elaborate on that

>>215775045
we're not india. you're safe here.

kino

KYS NONCE

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>>215785428
hahahahah

gm

>>215785622
pov your philippine passport is useless

>>215774291
they do but with white men

>>215785622
>>215785843
None from Failed Penis
>30 passports from Thailand, 1 from Laos, and 1 from Vietnam found in a trash can in the Sublime Khmer Empire.

>>215785622
What is the name belong to?

All western flags are jeets

>>215786087
Said the jeetnesian
>>215786064
???

>>215786169
>jeetnesian
show ur skin jeet

I have coworker said his relatives went to "America" and never contacted again

and of course a lot of chinese also. poison on janitor?

>>215786788
Most filipino families are leeches and the culture drags you down. Good for them for cutting contact, it's not easy but the safety net in America makes it possible.

>>215784285
White people don't make this kind of meme anymore

>>215786910
right, not as insane as others but you will live a negative life?

>>215786509
tau trắng, mày đen, end of

>All western flags are jeets
Buckbroken by jeets general

>>215771297
>fit right in
They had to submit to local culture in order to be accepted by our society which later on gives birth to the idea of moderate islam as a religion where you can pray 5 times a day and drink alcohol afterwards - do what you want kind of thing. If it wasnt for culture to filtering these imported religions, our people would have become a morally savage bunch long time ago because everyone would be radicalized by whatever imported religiom that comes first in our country
Additional note: culture always outweigh religion unless the so called religion is old that its integrated itself with the culture like the ones in the west or middle east

All singaporean are jeets

>>215787468
> imported religion
yeah, go to the beach

didnt see that coming

nvm. nobody cares

>>215775045
If you ever come here, avoid Sihanouk and the surrounding like a plague.
Go to Siem Reap or something
They have a lot of locals speaking English and no chinese shit bothering you.

kingina yan, agang aga pa libog na libog na ako

Should I throw away everything and gamble my life to USA?

>>215787879
The worst time ever to do that

Good morning saars

>>215775045
all tourist traps hike up the prices not just for foreigners but also the domestic tourists. foreign tourism in general is a waste of time and money. you live in spain, just go to mallorca, canarias, or something. support your local tourism.

Dreamed about the world being ruled by a Black military state

when will Philippines follow Nepal's example

marge

>>215787879
Shouldve done that in 70s or 80s, its too late for that now

Morning ngentot

>Singapore deport jeets
>Malaysia invites them in boatloads

>>215787193
Motivational poster parodies fell out of style for us around when people started fabricating quotes to attribute to famous people and putting them on pictures of other famous people
Around the time Facebook was really taking off

>>215787985
This is what I voted for

An hour in and I want it to be Friday 5 PM already

>>215789366
what an hour in to being filipino does to anon

back to your cage wagie

>>215789478
I work the weekend so I get these two days off
FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUTTA MY CAGE starts playing
I swagger into a market in southeastern non continental Asia
Street vendors all greet me like they know me
One of them throws me a fruit
Street urchins follow me
Women turn their heads to observe as I pass
An old man at a street corner points and grips his son's arm saying "That one! That's the foreigner I was telling you about!"
But then everything stops dead, the locals creep away, he's there facing me with deadly intent. It's Sub-Zero here to take my soul and spine and drag me down to hell with him.
And that is why I don't fly to asea on my days off.

ngentot

Day 1 IF

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>>215789597
I just want the week to be over lol

new/baru/bago
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how many hours do you plan on eating yen?

>>215789597
You're <24 hours of your IF

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>300
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>>215789628
I plan to eat around 6:30pm to 8:30pm
Breakfast with black coffee with a pinch of celtic salt, no sugar

>>215789639
I know, I just want to weight myself everyday at the same time, in the morning just after wake up

shouldnt you be eating heavy but just within 4-8 hours o algo?

said by one person

you really need to die idiot

asean is racist

>>215790501
Always have been. We're racist to timmy, zhang, jeet, pignoy, indog, mlei, singapoor, & everybody, but BBC.

^tsmt

weirdos