Thread 215763955

cope edition

drinking wee milk

What the hell is wrong with the UK? Why is every third celebrity from there a horrible disgraced kiddie diddler? Is it something in the water?

me? matching with potential girlfriends on tinder on a sunday

>>215763955 (OP)
boring and lame

anyone watch the rest of the porn video (or at least the end) after finishing wanking or do you just close all tabs and move on

>>215764018
gross

>>215763907
I much prefer his misadventures in the sewers under London.

I remember my tinder days absolutely glorious, it was like shooting fish in a barrel back in 2015 though, I hear it’s mainly bots nowadays

>>215763984
it's a very oldboys club environment, much like those ivy league fraternities

Liam Payne drug supplier claims they had 'intimate' night before singer’s death
Liam Payne’s drug supplier Braian Paiz has claimed he had an "intimate" night with the singer just two days before his death, alleging drugs, drinks, and shocking encounters

>>215764025
if you're not watching porn you're either some incel doing nofap or a low test faggot

>>215764062
or having sex regularly

>>215764062
you are vile disgusting and stupid
also creepy

Today's kino sorted

got the beans and jalapenos on the stove, got the coffee ready. we're gonna be alri baby x

>>215764075
lmfao he forgot that was even an option

>>215764098
>21 watching

banned from /sp/ for posting a webm of an attractive woman
world gone mad

started a youtube channel lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL1nrkhJ38g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJsloJmMbis
fuck off

they're already making minecraft 2 movie
crazy bastards

>>215764147
No horny.

>>215764075
that's how you know you're virgins. people who have sex also masturbate (unless it's literally your first week shagging).

>>215764088
ok rasheed

when the halftime slags were posted I thought 'what the fuck's that smell?'

oh it was you~

katy waking up, clarted
dried up cvp everywhere
cronem in the shower
galaxy gas canisters everywhere

mmhmm

if you need pornography to masturbate you are literally retarded

i'm so bad at puzzle games i think i might actually be retarded

>>215764188
let me know when you get into your thirties mate, me and my gf shag a good amount but no energy left for wanking

>>215764197
um

>>215764147
very strict janman over there keeping things on topic

so nathan didn’t die in his sleep then, shame, there’s always tonight

>>215764229
i'm 34 already, you need to hop on that testosterone replacement therapy if your libido is that low, it's a sign of muscle atrophy

>>215764267
one time

oh good the retards are back again
well /brit/ was nice for a while at least
why do they even come here

>>215764147
>>215764250
reminded me of when I got this ban on /sp/ haha

>>215764274
this lad shagged all the fittest girls worldwide, the ultimate anti incel

MEGA
LOLZ
!!!!

>>215764328
found that funny as well, watkins was a /brit/ poster

Got done shagging my palm this morning

if you steal in saudi arabia they cut off your hands. so people don't steal. problem solved

>>215764253
I carry around a good amount of muscle at a lower end body fat, I’m fine lad

>>215763984
It's because most of our celebrities never break into the American consciousness, so you only hear about the extremely famous ones, and the extremely filthy ones. Off the top of my head the only nonces I can think of are Rolf Harris, Saville, Gary Glitter, Huw Edwards, half of the Rolling Stones, Bowie allegedly.

listening to lostprophets

banger after banger, why the FUCK did he have to be a nonce.

>>215764357
good to hear lad

>>215764381
cocaine apparently

>>215764295
yeah that's a certified anglo moment

fittest girl I ever shagged was also a stark raving lunatic funny how that works

Mate told me about a chemistry lesson in school he had once. The teacher was going on about how important the safety goggles were because the clear liquid chemical they were using was hydrochloric acid and one drop of it in their eyes would blind them for life. Before my mate could put on his goggles, another kid in his class tapped him on the shoulder and when he turned round, the kid threw the full contents of his measuring cup in my friend's face. He grabbed his face in a panic but he knew it was all in his eyes and now his life would be completely different from now on. He'd have to live the rest of his life as a blind man. All because some little bastard thought it'd be funny to throw acid in his face.

Except it wasn't acid, it was water. My mate was fine. Absolutely legendary prank, probably the best I've ever heard of.

>>215764398
>cocaine apparently
Recall reading it can actually do that to you, like that pramipexole that's in the news sometimes

>>215764455
haha good one

First charlie kirk and now H from steps

Every board has at least one /brit/ thread that never ends and is always on the front page. Crazy how we've colonised this site.

some times i go refreshing different pages bored af before i remember ohw ait i can just come here to be with my /brit/pals

>>215764449
I kinda feel like the more attractive a person is the more likely they are to be mental

>>215764455
pscrm

katy looking at all the missed calls from gammondem x

>>215764486
yeah? whats our thread on the flash board

>>215764506
LOL big fan of this one.

>>215764455
not funny
kids need to be arrested for this sort of thing

>>215764506
From what?

>>215764495
Attractive women also get preyed upon more when young.

based haha poster

she was the kind of girl who would shag the life out of you at 1am and after you’d finished in her 5 minutes later ask to have a look at your phone bonkers

>>215764544
corr proper peng 10/10 anglo bird phwoar

gay guys were hitting this in the 80s talking bout “its just a mole”

Ginormous forehead. Imagine giving it a proper polish.

>>215764589
venture bros is v good. i even liked the movie :3

ummm

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yb7u_pGlEx0

>>215764589
think about it, tone...sudden weight loss...

>>215764636
nobody's got aids, and I don't want to hear that word in here again

>>215764627
Mad thing is women have probably flicked their beans to this

just ordered some nice new slippers

don't like video calls
too much lag and I don't need to see the other person

>>215764655
IT'S A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY

rate the elevation profile of my run

What's the lore behind gingerpedo
who's this kid and why is he obsessed

>>215764486
*checks /fit/*

Minus the absurd wealth, he is literally me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVIxjAkoOXk

katy washing dry cvp and cleet off
heading for a free lunch with lil timmy

what did ricky hatton die of

>>215764720
Basically he's an obsessive ginger paedophile - not much more to it

*Adds "cvp" to the filter list* ahh that's better.

how much more betrayal can i take?

off out for a lovely day with gf and friends soon lads

>>215764746
necked himself i believe

>>215764748
i thought it was because he posted ginger children

>>215764780
That's shocking to hear - I had never heard of the bloke until that anons post.

>>215764720
some of this kids he posts are victims from the sandy hook massacre

need her gagging on my 4 inch pecker

Picked up a leaflet from the local cafe about a march against the far right (UKIP) coming to Whitechapel

It's all been organised by some guy called Nijjor Manush of the Tower Hamlets London renters Union

Now how does organising protest marches fall against a minor political party fall under the remit of a renter's union?
Not exactly what they suggest your money will be spent on when shopping you to join

It's a one-way ticket to a madman's situation

lil timmy wearing his new m&s jumper for katy

on the gay porn

>>215764866
i have one, they are pretty good for £35

>>215764866
ktim desu lol

>>215764846
>march against the far right (UKIP)
alri comalad

>>215764843
14 onyx service unit

Today`s Pocket Monster of

the

Day
Is ..

Shiinotic !!

>>215764917
more like shitnotic

mad how peng life is when you out and enjoy the world with other people, wish someone would’ve told me sooner haha

>>215764894
nope, it's a white rocket enlarger

leftover chicken curry was sitting out of the fridge for 3 hours last night
safe to eat?

>>215764939
how do you do that

the cross over of the pedophiles and nationalism needs to be studied

they always show up at the same time which means they coordinate it which means they're somewhere else which makes you wonder why they don't just stay there

mental that theres dolescum in kensington and westminster and tower hamlets paying 300 quid a month for a council flat while actual working people around them have to pay 1200 a month for one room in a shared house with 5 other people

>>215764886
Their words not mine

>>215764956
you're a jeet

>>215764961
it’s one retard how stupid are you? Basic pattern recognition across his posts

>>215764979
sure buddy

>>215764720
A figment of the emma spammers imagination. He doesn't even exist

>>215764990
lol omdz

>>215764971
ah socdaalkooda

wanked over my aunt's fb pics again award

>>215764455
I was got with this exact same joke iirc

>>215765023
You're a wrongun, rorke

a day out surrounded by my peng gf and our other couple friends sounds just the ticket yes

>>215765023
have a long look in the mirror rorke

>>215765023
i'm still wanking to the collage i made of a work colleague

wait you’re not a..
surely you can be a …

VIRGIN LOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
OH
MY
DAYS

>>215765023
is she your aunt by blood

>>215765099
n-no of course not haha!

im not a virgin but i might as well be havent had sex since 2022 and have regressed into the same incel freak i was before i met her

>>215765099
sorry yes they call me virgin van rorke

HUGE sleep last night

YOURE A FILTHY LITTLE VIRGIN

a day on my own with tv movies books and music to keep me occupied sounds like just the ticket

had a dream that my mate couldn't fit in the car with us so he said he'd walk and then he put his hands in his pockets, put his head down, and just started walking faster than a car.
Then i woke up because the image made me laugh
Thanks for reading my blog x

corr it's gonna be a bloodbath

>>215765202
how are you preparing?

>>215765165
only got 5 hours and im hungover
feel like a zombie

>>215765199
haha

>>215765202
could do with bursting now so the stocks i buy throughout my working life are all on discount

>>215764544
Need her arsehole on my face!

bruhs walking fastet than a car LOL

>>215765023
my man

>>215765186
sounds like a good one

Joking aside, did he really do anything wrong?

>>215765202
*nothing happens*

>>215765238
get in the queue

>>215764974
why do you get upset for me pointing it out? it's clearly linked

No such thing as a chemical imbalance
Don’t fall for the trap
Depression is cured withOUT drugs

>>215765260
this is not reddit m8

gf has her winky out

>Depression
oh my fucking days sweet mother of made up incel cope

>>215765296
lets see it

GAIN EAGER GAIN EAGER GAIN EAGER

>>215765286
phwoar
>>215765296
PHWAR

>>215765296
she's your bf then??

How do you deal with the fact there are images of her corpse somewhere in Litchfield or wherever they hide them? How do you deal with the fact that you lost the American revolutionary war?

>why yes I am “depressed” *tips fedora*
NAHHHHHHHHHH
LOL

is the raped here again?

Waiting till 12 so I can eat the leftover stew I have

Rorke mate…

>>215765339
Die horribly please.

>>215763984
The United Kingdom is a Tatchellite Paedocracy that doesn't care about the safety or wellbeing of children.

>>215765301
>>215765347
most "depressed" nibbas are actually zoomers and women
the only actually depressed people with high rates of suicide are older men

Rate my standup lads, I'm doing an open mic on Thursday

This be how different races be farting
>whites
oh lord forgive me I just trumped
>blacks
oh my days blud I finna shank man
>indians
who sprayed air freshner in here?

Genuinely disgusting

>>215765339
how hasnt this nonce been banned yet?

>>215765383
*audience erupts with laughter*

>>215765383
and the chinkies?

how do you deal with the fact that you make /brit/ incredibly boring and all the decent posters fuck off when you show up?

>>215765375
>>215765389
Roastie cope

>>215765383
Racist

>>215765339
>>215765375
Same person btw

>>215765413
Hahaha you were raped

>>215765366
reform fc

>The East London Mosque's 12th annual 5km fun run in Victoria Park, Tower Hamlets, excludes women and girls over 12 from participating, citing religious modesty rules, while allowing boys, men, and younger girls to join.

why do they keep pretending they don't shag little girls lmao

>>215765411
that’s his whole goal, he is so inescapably miserable that he wants to make everyone feel the same way, even though he will never achieve it. Talk normally about life and love and he loses all effect

>>215765462
explain

might have a 'nk to some pictures of 'en

>>215765482
>>The East London Mosque's 12th annual 5km fun run in Victoria Park, Tower Hamlets, excludes women and girls over 12 from participating, citing religious modesty rules, while allowing boys, men, and younger girls to join.
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

just released 2 big bogies from my nose

>The BBC has suspended staff training workshops on transgender and LGBTQ+ issues to check if they use the word “sex” correctly.
>It has put on hold two diversity, equality and inclusivity (DEI) courses until they comply with a Supreme Court ruling on women’s rights. The court said in April that “sex” in the Equality Act refers to biological sex, not self-identified gender.

>>215765501
into your gob?

>>215765482
and over to leftypol for his lack of comment

>>215765503
Bradders will be gutted

>>215765456
Fat brown greasy hands

>>215765462
did he died

>>215765479
Virgin fc

>>215765508
no thats vile. defeats the purpose of expelling it like a poo and feeling lighter as a result

leftypol saying women deserve to be intimidated and have their meeting places vandalised for hurting the feelings of cross dressing men

dunno what to watch so i might just stick on kitchen nightmares

>>215765456
she looks cute in that pic
nice smile when she laughs

>>215765491
Myotonia congenita, same reaction some goats have to loud noises.
The dog was fine and unharmed.

>>215765443
At least they managed to burn the white house. I bet they were ecstatic

>>215765544
you're wasting free protein

>>215765556
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8

Eat my own bogies and have done so my entire life. Gets me going when I pick a dense chewy one.

>>215765515
bradley is a proud itv man

Oh look that dog webm has been posted again

>>215765568
looks great but people don't go ballroom dancing any more

>>215765580
it was already in me. if my body needed it it wouldnt have been sent to my nose

might just say to my manager i'm on international break and not come in on monday

>>215765590
Watched this at the Prince Charles a couple of weeks ago

>>215765621
Amazing cinema that, hope you enjoyed it.

>>215765603
Certainly not

>>215765593
mad how men cant make milk. would be so useful and save loads of cash too

Might just say to my mana...oh wait, I don't work and live a life of leisure thanks to benefits, I have no boss lmao

really want to try one of those asian massage places they oil you up and give you a gigawank at the end but not sure how to separate the wanking places from the legit places

hope that dog was ok

>>215765675
>save loads of cash too
you know you have to eat more to produce milk lmao

>>215765680
the bubble will burst eventually

>>215765599
Look at the image you utter mong

alone again (naturally)

right I’m off out with the gf, nathan enjoy your day on the computer again is it? we’ll have a chat tomorrow

>>215765680
Your boss is the DWP

should get a breadmaker

>>215765689
>legit places
jej

>>215765738
hope she cheats on you with a bbc

Business idea: British National Republican Army.

1st Armoured Guards Division "Sir Oswald Mosley"
2nd Infantry Division "William Joyce"
3rd Infantry Division "Jonathan Bowden"
4th Armoured Division "Henry Morgan"
5th Infantry Division "Thomas Carlyle"
6th Infantry Division "John Tyndall"
7th Infantry Division "Enoch Powell"
8th Armoured Division "Colin Jordan"
9th Mechanised Division "Arnold Leese"
10th Armoured Division "Francis Drake"
11th Mountain Division "Alfred the Great"
12th Parachute Division "John Amery"

just got up and closed the window

who names their kid colin mcrae?

some wanker across the road closed his window just now

no more ordering booze online lmao

Went to the city yesterday. I haven't been since I was young, I was honestly so disappointed.
Huge buildings going right into the sky, with boarded up windows at the bottom, covered in graffiti. The windows not bordered up were cracked and smashed. I usually love seeing tall buildings. Everyone was black and brown, I legitimately didn't want to leave my car because I felt like I didn't belong. Nobody looked friendly.

I can't really put my finger on it, but the experience has really made me sad. Trying not to think about it.

just adjusted my glasses by lifting the hinge with my thumb and index finger

>>215765835
Jimmy McRae

>>215765849
jeets will not be doing this

brother's out doing another half marathon. Not me though. Hate running

>>215765870
>he's still alive
mad that, he must be immune to helicopters or something

got the atomic shrimp on

>>215765857
>Everyone was black and brown, I legitimately didn't want to leave my car because I felt like I didn't belong. Nobody looked friendly.
every town of cities over 100,000 people are like this
feels utterly grim, people standing around looking like they're about to stab you

a mere 10 minutes until i can pour a succulent alcoholic beverage

would sample zarah's sultana

King Charles has died lads

My honest opinion is that the US were traitors. Was just giving you guys / gals a hard time.

>>215766001
i will resurrect him

Business idea: a world inhabited solely by 1 billion White Europeans, with no Abrahamic religions, no crime, no poverty, no unemployment, no capitalists, where each generation is a bit healthier, smarter and stronger than the last, and with blooming forests, clean seas, and beautiful Roman temples and gardens.

>>215766001
fucking hell, just turned on sky news and it's real

>>215765953
saw him review that fray bentos mac and cheese pie last night
had my knob out too

>>215766001
not calling you a liar, but, i cannot find a source on that. Again, I believe you and see no reason you would lie about something so sensitive to millions

katy x

>>215766001
76, he was a fuckin' kid!

You can scare people, frighten them

>>215765857
Which city?

>>215766018
got me arse out and putting my finger in and licking it when he eats the goopy pie filling ahahahahahaha xxxxx

told the 'rents that I shan't be participating in this coming Christmas due to me not believing in Christianity. Dadberg through a fit and Mumberg sat on the couch whimpering.

>>215766060
me i'm an old man

>through a fit
bradley.png

Я yмиpaю. Cкaжи мoeй ceмьe, чтo я их люблю.

>>215766001
Show us the photos I say

>>215766099
crucified those christcucks

>>215766099
spending it with gfbergs parents this year
they have a SINGLE bottle of wine with dinner then no more drinking after that through the day, dreading not getting a nice steaming christmas

>>215766074
Sir Jonathan Bowden

>>215766147
what a bunch of squares
bring a hipflask

watching lily rader having sex

>>215766181
she's posted on 4chan before

rishi sunak got hired as advisor by anthropic+microshaft


what are the chances he's exclusively there for personal connections?

>>215766208
Bit gay lad

Any countersemites in?

>>215766202
it was me pretending to be her

what's this then?

It's clear that the entire ZOG apparatus is going all in on censorship and control of the internet
They want to turn us into cattle lemmings like boomers who were raised on TV which jews controlled

heard a drunk lad yesterday saying he supports the "israelians" because they're not muslims

rorke through a fit and into more dead fits

>>215766261
mushroom

anon already planning how he's gonna sneak in alcohol to his christmas party lmao

>>215766261
Some kind of parasitic lifeform im sure. Kick it off and kill it.

so at the end of the day you work your whole life to be able to do what seasidemark has done his whole life with your taxes, doss about all day and drink

So what is the age where it’s not really acceptable to have an old shit car?

the menu

>>215766261
Laetiporus sulphureus.

dont drink me. simple as.

Mad how CoD4 is still active

>>215766325
wonder which african lad has the biggest bbc?

>>215766325
BIG game tomorrow
BIG

british making a language with multiple of the same sounding words but spelled completely differently and then laughing at people who get it wrong. evil little bastards you lot

>>215766317
it's a lonely miserable life, don't glamourise it mate

>>215766364
who

>>215766326
>Mushroomy and said to taste like chicken

>>215766318
no idea i drive a shitbox

I've wanked to women of every race

>>215766387
Wales Belgium

>>215766318
How old is the car?
I don't really see the problem. Finance has taken away the prestige of owning a new car.
Pretty much everyone with a 25 or 75 plate car is a runt

>>215766401
ive wanked to things you people wouldnt believe

>>215766414
2012 Kia venga
I’m 26, quite embarrassing to be honest

>>215766420
Doubt

>>215766401
same except aboriginals and indians

>>215766443
That's not an old car lol

>>215766426
What it’s a massive game for Wales
Belgium and n Macedonia just drew the other day

>>215766463
based

>>215766470
stick to rugby LITTLE MAN

>>215766469
How is 2012 not old

If you can't afford to pay cash, then you can't afford the car and need to look for a cheaper one.

Simple as really.

i could easily upgrade my old crappy toyota but i don't see the point. it still works and trust nobody gives a fuck about your car if you're over the age of 30.

>>215766274
Most intelligent rorke

>>215766493
Angry for no reason at all

>>215766494
You have a very warped idea of cars if you think that's old. I'd say 20 years minimum to be considered "old".

>>215766494
in what world is a car considered old after 13 years oh my days rorke

>>215766523
Okay fine it’s a shit car then my question still stands

my car is from 2009

>>215766559
Rare

>>215766559
wagwan bredda

>>215766326
NOT sulphureus
laetiporus cincinnatus

>>215766571
What’s your point

new

>>215766612

>>215766612

>>215766612