Thread 215766612

white rocket expander edish

First time posting on /brit/, I'm really excited to finally be part of this community.

>>215766612 (OP)
gay

might move to Cymbrân

consulted my crystal ball and it says England win the World Cup next year

>>215766633
take your little anime nonce discord mascot and shove it up your ass

>>215766661
Get a new crystal ball mate

Is this acceptable churchwear?

>>215766635
Cringe
>>215766665
Based

Fucking starving, time to reheat my stew

got cancer but not going to the doctor. need it to go on long enough to become untreatable so i can die in peace. that and the idea of telling everyone and being centre of attention is mortifying

>>215766612 (OP)
thought this was the webm a poo falls out

>>215766665
I'm in the right place then it seems.

going to drive to the shop in my virgin car to get some virgin food

>>215766707
so how do you know you've got it then?

>stew
Vile

>stew
Vile
*bangs a rustler in the 'wave*

wonder does the lad on the bottom ever get a lob on with the spandex arse rubbing over him

drinking a crabbies alcoholic ginger beer

>>215766728
chatgpt

>>215766811
what do you call this sport

>>215766860
homosexuality

Well, rorke?

linking st.jab into cr.fierce then following up with a qcb.PP -> f.short xx hcf.roundhouse on old mate

might make my own crisps

The thing about scratchcards is that if you buy a losing scratchcard, there was never any chance of it being a winning scratchcard. You purchase a ticket that has already lost in advance. Obviously you don't know that but the shopkeeper doesn't shuffle the scratchcards, he picks the one off the top so you were always predetermined to receive that particular scratchcard. The wave function has already collapsed prior to you buying and scratching the card.

Not so with a lottery ticket where there is a mathematically non-zero probability of your ticket becoming a winning ticket in the future. The wave function doesn't collapse until the draw takes place. Unless you believe in determinism, in which case both scenarios are the same.

>>215766901
air fryer wanker

>>215766887
Lefty retards and self-interested shitskins ging out on the streets is not unusual, white people doing it is
Also
>half a million
Who counted?

>>215766881
might have to try it one day

>>215766906
>scratchcards
*scratch-its ya flog

Thoughts about jews with better food?

ahem

Getting up to anything exciting today then lads?

>>215766921
got a deep fat fryer too x

consulted my crystal ball and it says I will stay a virgin next year

>>215766993
was at work earlier, home now but need to go to the shop to get food

later I will do more computer browsing and then early to bed for work again tomorrow

>>215767006
i bet he/she agonised for many minutes wishing he could paint st george just a bit browner

>>215767030
Why didn't you go to the shops for food on the way home from work? Big time saver that

been listening to this wog's cover of an abba song for the last hour or so on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dV9z7m_KAg

>>215767006
Porkey Rorkey done in here

>>215766906
the lotto is not a quantum wave function unless it's rigged to a schrodingers cat type apparatus with a superposition of states with a wave harmonic eigenfunction

>>215767064
*nicks your boffin glasses and rubs them on my arse*

>>215767006
does leftypol not know that turkey wasn't a country 2000 years ago?

Me? Playing bf6, eating some white chocolate and strawberry muffins and staying up late because I'm not back to toil until Tuesday night

>>215767059
Thankyou for supporting the Australian zoomer disco revival industry

>>215767055
Would have been ideal but I honeslty didn't know I had to go, thought I had a few more days' worth of stuff in the fridge. Not so.

Need to brave the Sunday afternoon aisles now, full of shuffling pensioners and the obese.

>>215766906
the lottery is fake

>>215766884
David Tennant is a nonce

>>215767006
Scotland is apart of England?

>>215766989
she's 17 you sick fuck

>>215767109
Never knew you shopped in a house of mirrors, lad

190 would've agreed with this

>>215767118
it should be

>>215767138
Well said

>>215767122
what

>>215767064
A lottery ticket for a standard drawn lottery exists in a superposition between winning and losing until the draw takes place.

Unless, as I said earlier, you believe the results of lotteries are predetermined i.e hard determinism holds true.

>>215767006
White people be bad n shit

>>215767138
Bet the ones that killed him were even bigger nonces

>>215767158
>>215767158
16 is legal to shag

Chinese CCP fella desperately scouring the UK civil service trying to find one halfway competent individual to turn as a spy

>>215767140
Fuck off English scum

>>215767165
any day now

>>215767098
goyconsumer :)

He said, in English

>>215767188
that's racist

>stew
You know it’s not the 1800s anymore you don’t have to eat like this

>>215767232
groceries are expensive, mate

>stew
vile
shall be cooking an authentic japanese nikujaga instead

>>215767224
yeah we don’t have a language anymore thanks to you.

ahem

>>215767232
let me just eat my megaprocessed microplastic goyslop

steamy gherkin bathrooms rn

>>215767138
This is actually a brave take

>>215767262
cope, you don't have a language because your recent ancestors decided your culture was dogshit and not worth preserving

Alright Nathan tell us what's so wrong with stew then, we're listening.

>>215767280
he's going to pass these priceless heirlooms down to his son one day

hi /brit/

Nathan isn't a real name

>>215767259
Not your fucking “mate”
Chicken and pasta isn’t

>>215767294
Witnessed someone fall through a bar.

>>215767323
hello

>>215767293
Thanks to you

>>215767331
>Chicken and pasta
Grim

rorke putting his stew in the oven for 6 hours

cronem swimming laps gherkin pool
making luh mess

>>215767006
does leftypol really think saint george the hardcore christian who was murdered for his beliefs will side with the muslims and hindoos over the english?

>>215767331
I'll make you my mate, friend.

what's there to investigate? He was on a primo south american crack cocaine binge and tombed it off a hotel balcony. What more do you want?

>>215767371
Not our fault you loved our culture more

Co op has a new Milanese risotto ready meal (side dish) but there's no saffron in it so it's not really a Milanese risotto is it it's just a plain cheese risotto

>>215767399
Keep telling yourself that

>>215766707
Are you the same lad from the other day who thought he had thyroid cancer because you had a tight chest and a bit of a swollen throat? Its just a cold mate literally everybody has it this year the bbc even put up an article about it and they wouldnt lie
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1jz608l9l4o

Mum bought a slow cooker, tried it once and the resulting goop that came out was flavourless, watery meat water and the beef itself was all dried out and horrible.

Slow cooker is under the worktop now, along with all the other failed appliances she buys, uses once then stores away. She thinks these devices will change her life, every time. Best to just leave her to it.

>>215767393
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/liam-payne-drug-supplier-details-36050143

if you shag a 16 year old yank in britain what does it come down to? the age of the person or the law of the land?

going through divorce finally
no chance with wifeberg
kids hate me
i deserve it. was supposed to go talk to them today but if they catch a wiff of my breath (been on the rum) they'll probably call the police cus i have a history of alcolic abuse

>>215767437
sounds like she's just crap at cooking

>>215767427
Keep being English

>>215767437
Think she's just a mong. Slow cookers are great

>>215767458
Wahey

blew my nose and a bit of blood came out. rather a lot of blood in fact

>>215767374
YUMMY
Can’t wait to tuck into my dogs diarrhoea !!

>>215767439
the scrandemic

>>215767452
why would other country's laws apply in britain

>>215767437
hate kitchen gadgets
i don't even own a microwave
just pointless bulky shit that takes the joy out of cooking

>>215767463
Ragin aha

>>215767475
got kept in a jail cell for 3 days and have a criminal record even though i didn't do anything
my mistake? not asking for a solicitor because i didn't think my wife was gonna do me in for real

i'be been done and utterly arsed up my life

>>215767481
How do you boil your water then?

>>215767504
Jail sounds cool from all the stories

>>215767452
Law of the land I imagine same way a 19 year old Brit couldn’t get served in America even though they can here

>>215767479
wouldnt yanks kick up a fuss if some 16 lassie year old got pregnant on an exchange trip and theyd probably win. just look at how they made that bitch in italy the real victim when the british girl was the one who died

Why’s heatherpaedo calling everyone who triggers him Nathan now then?

>>>215767500
u r

wonder what cats think of humans, do they just see us as bald apes or what

>>215767458
Imagine making up stories like this for the internet fucking hell what a freak

>>215767525
lol no it drives you mad all you have is the fucking handbook "know your rights" or some shit and the toilet has no seat or toiletpaper

>>215767532
I dont get it. Did someone go to this effort to make a shitpost? Surely no one actually eats this

>>215767532
brits still eating plain boiled vegetables in 2025 omdz

so i can have a massive creampie gangbang with ten 16 year olds and it would all be legal and above board, but the moment I take pictures and share it its suddenly "child pornography". Doesnt really make any sense does it

>>215767504
My friend from the Isle of Wight killed himself at 20 after getting kicked out of a support house for having sex in the common room and filling a condom with lighter fluid and lighting it and himself on fire, maybe you two are related

>>215767459
>>215767472

Yeah she doesn't really read instructions or plan things. Once she bought a packet of potato croquettes and decided to put the thin plastic sheet that they were packaged in into the oven at 180C and the plastic melted into liquid and then gas, then the gas cooled and coated the entire inside of the oven with plastic. Which would continue the cycle of melting and vapourising every time the oven was turned on.

Naturally she neglected to tell me any of this happened so the next time I used the oven my meal came out covered in a layer of gaseous plastic which I only noticed upon taking a bite. When I confronted her, she admitted what happened with the croquettes then told me she wanted ME to clean the oven.

>>215767564
honestly i'm happy for you that these stories seem so outrageos they are madeup but when you get married and reach 40 you'll know plenty of men in simular situations

MEGA
LOLZ
!!!!

>>215767573
Why on earth do you think that would be legal, it’s not that black and white mate.

>>215767532
how you made it

>>215767573
right, the age of consent should match the age to be in porn, for consistency you see

is this an 8/10?

>>215767573
it does though. you could ruin a child's future with video footage but not with penis

>>215767595
>it’s not that black and white mate
the gangbang would certainly be very black though

>>215767611
Boobies

>>215767573
Our society is built upon foundations of pure hypocrisy and double standards.

>>215767611
we can't see arse so how could we tell mong

>>215767611
more like a 6.5 or 7, face is mid and she looks about a stone overweight

>>215767595
>>215767604
>>215767615
The absolute state of zoomers you yankified runts dont even know your own laws

have you morons ever changed your mind on anything or do you still hold the same views you did when you were 12?

kin el lads grow up

look I don't think anyone deserves to be slashed in the jugular and I think the life sentence was fair and I'm not condoning what happened with the methamphetamine and the baby but all I'm saying is they had some good songs

why is the age of consent 16 anyway. it's not like you're going to get done for being under 16 and shagging someone around your own age

>>215767532
my mum makes this. boomers think cooking is just applying heat and prep is just cutting things up. they have no concept of all the ways you need to impart flavour into things even if you show them a hello fresh recipe they'll ignore those bits

cvp stuck on pillow

>>215767657
it's 16 to shag people over 16 but 15 year olds can shag each other

>>215767363
hi

>>215767663
what's cvp?

>>215767532
nice airmasses

>>215767059
He's not wrong.
If you look at fashion they are all ugly.
Because they need it more than most.

>>215767504
never our fault is it men?

>>215767647
Neither do you. If you did you would know it’s not black and white look it up fucking fat retard

>>215767681
bit gay

>>215767477
scrannable

i love our diversity, our multiculturalism it is our strength

>>215767685
crimson victory paint

you shouldn't be allowed to shag without passing a test and getting a licence

>>215767657
it's about the age you can be prosecuted because we dont make kids criminally responsible. it has nothing to do with when you have 'permission to shag'. thats literally nonce logic

>>215767702
she told the police i ripped her dress from grabbing her but it was already ripped and they took it as evidence of me physically assaulting her

>>215767657
To stop freaks like you praying on kids

>>215767717
cronem are exempt

>>215767458
>>215767504
you didnt do anything but you have a history of alcoholic abuse? yeah you sound like a lovely character

>>215767705
a 60 year old man could partake in a creampie gangbang with ten 16 year old girls and it would be legal in the United Kingdom mongo. Just because its grotesque and bizarre and you dont want to think about it, doesnt magically make the law less clear you autistic buffoon. It is 100% legal, you've watched too many yank podcasts

age of consent should be based the formula

her age > your age / 2 + 7

>>215767744
cronem need extra licences like an HGV licence

right then while this fresh LARP fizzles itself out I'll head off to the shop

see yous in a bit

>>215767746
abuse = affray that's what else i have on my record but it's just drunk fighting with the lads on the night out not to women

>>215767752
Depends on many factors

>>215767737
>praying on kids
yeah cant stand the bloody god squad me

>>215767753
no it shouldn't don't be silly

if i were the ruler of these lands i'd make it so that you have to start by getting shagged up the arse and then work your way up to being a shagger through a meritocratic system

>>215767752
>grotesque and bizarre
Why?

>>215767717
the test should take place in the car with the driving instructor just in the backseat instead

>>215767764
cronem are exempt

>>215767726
so you did grab her but you just didn't rip her dress on that occasion

>>215767776
retard

>>215767772
No it doesnt. There are no close age laws in the UK. The age of consent is 16 years old.

>>215767791
virgin

>>215767785
I make the rules around here

>>215767787
grabbing someone lighting shouldn't get you blacklisted from DBS jobs

>>215767717
wouldn't mind a few minors on that test

>>215767803
no, you're not a neoliberal bull

>>215767812
I am a radical centrist bull

>>215767769
you deserve it

>>215767824
no shit i need get off that vile muck but when your life is this bad what else you gonna do

>>215767804
women shouldn't have to work in unsafe workplaces around you

>>215767839
it's children and disabled no women , nnot that i want to work around either or will need to as a labourrrer

mad how women have holes in their body and you have to take them out to dinner and impress them so that they let you put your willy in there

Well Rorke?

any of you lads ever wanked into a sock or is that a yank meme?

>>215767639
>a stone overweight
kek you're a stupid virgin

>>215767812
Are you bisexual would you say?

just make sex illegal without a pregnancy licence thats awarded in the same way as court approval for adoption

>>215767863
had a wank with my dad's tennis socks on my face and in my mouth but that's it

>>215767169
No it doesn't mongo

>>215767863
was staying at a coworker's house's spare room and snuck into laundry room to wank into her knickers lmao

>>215767868
post tits

>wake up
>go to church
>have a coffee at the cafe
>come home and rot in my incepid bedroom for the rest of the day
Lush, love wasting my life

>>215767862
Jesus fucking Christ still spamming this gimp no one cares man

>correct and true, mundane statement
>omg you stupid bastardddd
camdenpaki classic

belgian cuck logging in

>>215767885
love a cheeky knicker sniff wankeroo

>>215767169
the probabily doesn't change mong

>>215767889
right well stop going to fucking church just saved you an hour of your life every week

VALID CRASH OUT

>>215767573
>>215767752
A creampie gangbang with ten 16 year olds IS technically legal but you need to have PREVENT training and an appointed safeguarding officer, trust me it's a nightmare

>>215767006
>Cappadocia, Turkiye
mad how dreadful leftypol is with geography and history

>>215767870
heterosexual neoliberal bull

>>215767890
Its a spambot mongo

you haven't spaffed until you've done it while stuffing some stinky girl's used knickers in your face

women's arse and pussy smells absolutely DIVINE when you're horny

>vf
>show ur tits

ah yes..

>>215767889
Wow an extra hour in my smeggy bedroom what a treat

>>215767922
why do you spend all of your limited days on earth obsessing over black men if you're not gay?

check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCu2R5FfeDk

>>215767922
Why do you post every single day about black men showering and talking about their penises?

this 16/17 year old love bombed me and i'm still suffering the effects of that to this day

>>215767889
>wasting your life
How so?

>>215767935
so this is this where he wanks to tilly norwood

i saw some pigs today

wahey

The South Wales Police investigation into Watkins, codenamed "Operation Globe", required the co-operation of GCHQ to decrypt a hidden drive on his laptop, which was found to contain video evidence of his abuses.[30] Investigators later bypassed the encrypted password to Watkins' laptop, noting that it read "I FUK KIDZ".

>>215767935
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

how many people here not using the 4chan x extension?
can't imagine using 4chan without it

Walking on eggshells here lads. Many of you are already on a watchlist.

>>215767952
im black
>>215767963
im black, don't worry

>>215767986
your skin colour has nothing to do with it, you still spend 16 hours a day on /brit/ talking about black men

i tell em hit the beach hit the bongo
i tell em beep beep cause i wanna go

>>215767979
Circumstantial evidence

>>215767979
>Investigators later bypassed the encrypted password to Watkins' laptop, noting that it read "I FUK KIDZ".
that's a terrible, would have gone with "1_FUK_K!DZ" myself

>>215767997
Why are zoomers still acting like children? Aren't they 25 years old?

just scratched my chin

>>215767998
celebrating black excellence yes

rorke's op

>>215767997
why would they be up and available to chat to an old man at 5 am

>>215768025
what have black people contributed to the world?

>>215767997
Weird looking eyes

>>215768018
Women act like children their whole lives

can we deport rorke

>>215768027
haha timmy's crush

>>215768026
Liz getting younger

>>215768027
why are all leftist women unattractive?

>>215768026
Soy and the Soyboys new album out now!

>>215768033
the female orgasm

>>215768018
I don't know why are millennials still watching the simpsons and being gay?

>>215768068
konichiwa dude

>>215768072
so nothing worthwhile?

>>215768052
for me it is right wing men (valid desu)

>>215768090
cope LOL

>>215768027
Stand Up To Racism is a state-funded agitprop group, affiliated with the Socialist Workers Party, itself a front for the British intelligence services.
They exist to give the false impression of public support for globalist mass-immigration policies, and to funnel public discontent into manageable outlets.

>>215768084
Let's see her penis.

>On September 29, 2025, a sequel, with the working title of The Simpsons 2, was announced and is slated for a theatrical release on July 23, 2027, four days before the 20th anniversary of the first film's release.
ffs

>>215768099
how does the female orgasm benefit me?

>>215768080
screm

>>215768068
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>And He said unto them, “Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men.”
>And they straightway left their nets and followed Him.
bit gay

>>215768112
Slow cunt catching up on then spamming the OLDs

>>215768112
>20 years ago

why did dtfic suddenly stop attacking heatherposter and the belgian?

>>215768100
Are you seriously suggesting leftypol is being manipulated by international capital?

the simpsons went woke

showertoil looms
followed by shavetoil

>>215767982
XT is superior

>>215768142
Better than whatever shite you're posting

they're having a lengthy steamy hot shower

is it bad to use my real details to get car insurance quotes for a car I don’t have

>>215768155
no that would never happen why would international jewish capital want young people to focus on issues other than them

lads dee lads it's the lads

mad how mild it is

>>215768169
nope

>>215768147
they won xx

>>215768189
i'm going to wear a woolly jumper and a leather jacket later

>>215768147
Upset you're not getting attention anymore, parasite?
Ziedbelg doesn't post here anymore, and you're too boring and predictable since the Mars bar incident.
There's still a few more lols to milk from gingerpaedo

they'll have breakfast soon

>>215768169
if you do too many it can apparently make them go up a lot, but that's by doing A LOT of them

>>215768202
ooh ello

>>215768189
me at the curry house last night

How are YOU lads celebrating El Día de la Hispanidad, and recognising Spain's many contributions to the West and the world as a whole?

>>215766612 (OP)
I hate being a man sometimes. This girl is mid, but I really want to bang her just because of her clothes and whorish attitude.

>>215768027
Long ahh neck

>>215768203
uh oh meltie

>>215768230
i'm having a roast dinner which includes roast potatoes so thanks for those i guess

>>215768249
How creative

If you play the national lottery you're directly funding groups like SUTR

SUTR my cock

>>215768269
sybau

>>215768296
Wog brain

>>215768269
i dont care boring bastard

>>215768203
Fake dtfic

>>215768269
if i win the euromillions I'll set up SUFR

Mental how badly dtfic mindraped both heatherpaedo and ziedbelg

>>215768292
Alright *gets my needle and thread*

>>215768304
It’s him, he’s just gone from manic to depressed. Probably suicidañ.

boshhh the women love are john

playing the lottery is LITERALLY funding genocide

>>215768203
dis nigga thinks he's on kiwifarms

genocide is good actually

>>215768340
LOL

>>215768340
would eat her set meal if you know what im saying

try giving Peace and Love a go x

>>215768383
do you think he's ever raped anyone?

>>215768340
screaming at the little group of hairs on the top of his head cunt looks like a tennis ball after my dogs had her chops round it for a week

>>215768387
could have drawn a line anywhere

>>215768379
would love to have a chow on her mein if you catch my drift

I don't think this was very nice of them really

New

>>215768422

>>215768387
tfw perfectly proportional 4.5 nose and willy

>>215768434
it was a hologram

>>215768414
yeah thats one of the weakest correlations ive ever seen

>>215768074
I heard zoomers can't maintain the attention span to watch a 30 minute tv show

omdz work phone just buzzed, won't be reading whoms ever email that is

>housemate says its my turn to clean the kitchen
>tell him I don't use the kitchen beyond walking through it to get to the washing machine - dont even use the fridge
>says it doesnt matter and its my turn
>ask him when he'll be cleaning my bathroom then
>says he doesnt use it so why would he need to
About to explode