Thread 215768422

all me x edition

Oh? You say it's declined?
Huh? You say it was declined?
Oh, shit. Try my mastercard.
Yeah. I got money on my mastercard ^_^

don't all rush in at once

What more do you need?

neoliberal bull logging in

>>215768422 (OP)
mad

Just saying its a bit weird zoomers have made virtually no progress in their development since 2017. Still calling people uncs and calling things chopped and goated, you are 25 years old lmfao please grow up

>>215768486
the computer degrading four times quicker dee lads x

>>215768486
Now that is lush and I MEAN lush

>>215768486
fags and booze

>>215768422 (OP)
how did you get a photo of my /brit/ posting setup

listening to music

working on a difficult poo

made how it was leaded petrol that was causing all the crime this whole time haha what are we like

>>215768498
Unc detected

>>215768525
leaded petrol created black people?

>>215768512
which one

Best art gallery in London?

>>215768486
massive amounts of alcohol

>>215768498
sybau unc

>>215768512
anything good?

>>215768540
National gallery desu
Go see the Turners

got chaturbate on

Genuinely how the fuck is Sidney Cooke still alive

>>215768540
national gallery obviously though id really recommend the tate britain. the saatchi isnt worth seeing. the tate modern is because the building is cool.

they're taking a shower, taking care to wash each others cocks

>>215768592
ktim but with dick van dyke

>>215768540
wallace collection to see the fragonard's :)

>>215768612
>Sidney Charles Cooke is an English convicted child molester, murderer and suspected serial killer and serial rapist serving two life sentences. He was the leader of a child sex ring suspected of up to twenty child murders of young boys in the 1970s and 1980s.
I thought rorke said only Asians ran sex rings?

>>215768592
Yeah, genuinely evil piece of shit

>>215768619
bit gay that

they're in the gherkin, applying coconut oil on each others batty x

giving the old willy a handshake

reckon trump might have a point about finite heartbeats. All the 100 year olds out there were never bodybuilders obsessing over fitness every day. Its always someone who's lead a good life with lots of friends and family, has a cheeky smoke once and day and a bit of chocolate

>>215768566
no, not really. stopped it now

>>215768619
Whats going on in your life? You know, besides this

>>215768692
genetics is a lottery

>>215768641
>£15 entry
HOW MUCH?!!!

Rip

>>215768422 (OP)
he's going for the spaino setup I see

>>215768642
never reply to me again you fucking absolute numbskull

>>215768715
he probably still had more money that I could ever dream of and he offed himself

>>215768715
tf is historic about this

>>215768715
Did he buy a week ago? I don't get it

>>215768714
i went there earlier this year and it was free, theres an app you can download beforehand for a guide

>>215768692
the former added life to their years, the latter only added years to their life

Fucks sake might have to upgrade the old processor just for EU5

>>215768635
Well yeah but Van Dyke isn't a convicted nonce in prison

>>215768739
he over leveraged and took like £40m in investors money that he didn't have the capital to pay them back after the crash

>>215768769
I too mix up "former" and "latter" a lot

Laying in bed smelling of BO and farts my knob seeping semen from the wank I had three hours ago

>>215768764
>Entry to the permanent collection is free
Im an idiot i was looking a tickets for specific events

>>215768715
why was he driving fast through a market?

>>215768783
Why not just run away with their money then. With 40 mill you could get a new identity and plastic surgery to make yourself look like different person

might chomp on a 'late bar

>>215768791
grow up camden paki

>>215768692
you can only use something so much before it simply wears out. same might apply to the body

>stalled again and beeped at by everyone
I HATE MANUAL I HATE MANUAL I HATE MANUAL I HATE MANUAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>215768783
>>215768830
Most likely laundering for very dangerous people

>>215768859
fucking retard are you a woman?

>>215768859
skill issue

>>215768801
ktim but it smells of piss too and im hungover

>>215768783
well now they're not getting their money back are they

>>215768830
because the type of people to give a crypto investor £40m are probably not the type of people you want to be living your life on the run from

scranning a jar of euro vegetable spread

chomp was a good chocolate bar

>>215768859
Mong

fifty quid is all she asks for

eating a chip butty

>>215768859
grow up

grow down

money? as long as I've got enough to live my boring life I'm happy

>>215768915
Fudge was better

>>215768872
no im not

money? that's what i want

>>215768962
yeah, had one the other day though and it's turned to shit

>>215768859
>stall my car earlier in the drive
>behind someone else
>they stall
>*HONK HONK HONK HONK*
Nothing personal

>>215768959
CATTLE

money? its too tight to mention

>>215768859
it gets easier la

watching youtubers now
all of them being all 'excited' and smiley and laughing and shit
all fake bollocks

tset

Woke up coughing and coughed a fat green bit of green phlegm and it landed right into my hand, utterly digusting

>>215768976
Had a Yorkie the other day. Not as good without the misogyny :(

>>215768962
couldve swore there was a chomp in these at one point

>>215768726
Melty!

5 great guys it lush

>>215768991
I passed last year in May

when/if I do eventually get a car it will be automatic. yes I know how to drive a manual but I can't be arsed with the constant gear changing

idgi

>>215769008
hey guys, what's up, its your boy rorke
welcome back to a new video, today we're talking about how fucking over it is for the white race
as always, if you like this one, remember to drop a like and subscribe, it helps me out massively

leftypol buying a tesla because he can't use gears

>>215769022
wdym

If you were introduced to someone with the last name Dikshit do you reckon you'd laugh out loud in front of them? I doubt I'd be able to hold it in.

I would've been one of von Manstein's top guys in Army Group South.

>>215769064
they removed the flake because of woke

Housemates are generally alright, but one of thems a divorced Italian dad of two and his kids always come round on a Sunday and he gets really loud and Italian which can be quite annoying

>>215769064
Got in trouble onne year for rubbing the fudge in my sweaty bumcrack and then giving it to my little brother

>>215769038
it still gets easier. passing is not the end, it's the beginning

>>215769064
Warren Buffet is a cunt

>>215769071
I would laugh really loud and then ask what their real name is

>>215769072
you spend 90% of your time posting about black mens gay willies on an irrelevant 4chan thread

>>215769072
What is your height and weight?
What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?

>>215769040
I did my test in a automatic

>>215768935
just finished eating my chip butty
going to get myself ready to go to the supermarket now

>>215769072
I'd have been Peipers right hand man. His mad dog, with the slightest nod I would commit any war crime he asked of me.

>>215769096
any relation to chinese buffet?

>>215769072
I would have faced a court martial for demanding we immediately take the oil fields in the Caucuses'

>>215769079
does he at least cook for everyone?

>>215769070
see what ive done there is replied to you by accident and also forgot to include the image so then ive just posted it in another post and expected everyone to put it together that i meant to post it the first time. so basically ive made an arse of myself

tip creaming

>>215769105
Why do you keep asking him that? Do you think he's stupid and doesn't know that you're trying to dox him? Why don't you post your IQ?

>>215769083
>Flake dipped
That's just a Twirl

>>215769105
182cm, 100kg. Fishing, hiking, and driving fast

152235 results found.

>>215769080
i would have loved that

>>215769144
ripple > twirl

>>215769134
right well you'll be the star of the show when we have our 'cringe of the day' presentation later

>>215769134
:)

get the rgb modded n64 on
get mario party 2 played

>>215769146
What’s the fastest you drive

that lads proper embarrassed himself and i cant help but notice
given me the ick actually
how can i block him for the rest of today?

>>215769188
Cant admit that on record sorry

why are you all so unfunny

Were any of you the try hard kid who drank Tizer?

If Mario jumped on sonic but sonic was doing his spin attack who would win? I reckon sonic

>>215769216
tell us a joke then

>>215769163
Yes.

raping the young and enslaving the old

>>215769221
yeah i loved it always wanted one of the fridges with the head on it

get the bloody heating turned on rorke

>>215769123
Yeah post war the German generals all tried to blame Hitler for prioritising taking Ukraine and the Caucasus over Moscow but he was right.

The USSR would've collapsed in 1943 if Case Blue succeeded in taking Baku, Stalingrad and Astrakhan.

>In the 1970s, Cooke and a group of approximately twelve men began hiring rent boys and abducting young male children off the streets. The victims were drugged, raped and abused in group orgies.[3] By the mid-1980s, the group had acquired a flat on the Kingsmead housing estate in Hackney, east London.[3]

can't fathom what makes men want to do this

>>215769141
Just making conversation and we all know he's stupid. My IQ was 114 when I last tried one of those online tests.
>>215769146
Big boy
What do you drive?

>>215769225
reckon sonic would win and then peach would suck his blue willard

>>215769263
what kind of mental illness is this?

are you all buying the new pokemon on thursday then

>>215769221
I drank lilt
now it's a fanta variant and shite, all the grapefruit flavour is missing

>>215769283
no, because I'm not 10 years old

>>215769288
stop spamming you boring twat

i hate this world its all a nightmare. AI everywhere, having to rent for housing, working like a dog day in day out. It's all shit. Hanging myself would be much more joyous than another fucking birthday, seeing my family get old, failing at love again, drifting away from people i was once close with, its all going, floating away on the river of time. I might as well jump in and wash out to where I dont recognise it anymore. wash myself from this 'me' this person i barely recognise anymore, this flimsy empty doppelganger of a once bubbly and hopeful young boy

can't even have a second hot chocolate in wetherspoons because of woke

Don't Just Book It, Thomas Cook it

>>215769283
dropped since gen 6 and never looked back

katie is a fit girl name. never known a katie who wasn't at least somewhat attractive

>>215769268
>What do you drive?
VW Golf Mk II GTI

cant wait for that one to be spammed at 7:30 in the morning along with the rest

>>215769297
I wish it were the 80s when sad cunts like you would join a shitty local punk band instead of making boring whinge posts on 4chan all day

>>215769262
Pretty sure it was Hitler who was at fault for demanding they take Moscow and army group centre the most resources and most experienced fighters.

>>215769297
God is real and every day is a gift.

>>215769297
Desire is the root of all suffering.

>>215769319
yeah its a fittie name but ive definitely known of katies who were fat middle managers

>>215769206
Pussy hole yes you can I’ve posted myself speeding here nothing happens

>>215769333
>when sad cunts like you would join a shitty local punk band
would do this if i had the time and spare money for music equipment

going in shower

>>215769319
Ellie too x

>>215769366
a shower is just a woke bath when you think about it

>>215769363
>music equipment
You have a computer don't you?

sabrina (1954) not as good as roman holiday. some funny bits. 3/5 stars.

>>215769321
Nice
What's the maintenance upkeep like on a car that old?

>>215769363
The sex pistols weren't into playing music at all untill they nicked a van and found it was full of a band's equipment and instruments

>>215769347
what happens when we die

>>215769321
liar

>>215769348
i've already gone that route and came to conclusion it is just another tool for coping with injustice. Yes peasant, don't expect better, dont have standards, do lament at the inequality, just stop wanting. Buddhism is very self absorbed, bhuddist monks cant even cook for themselves, of course life is better when you shun all responsibilities and hide away from society, you might as well die at that point and stop wasting resources.

>>215769423
is that actually true? thats mental

>>215769403
mad how fit audrey was

Is creatine worth it

>>215769423
the sex pistols were a glorified boy band, its all a show, they had a lot of funding

*Painstakingly removes Rorkes skin, muscles, organs and bones, leaving only his fully intact nervous system*
Ahh, so THIS is Rorke

>>215769457
bet you thought that was a howler in your head

>>215769419
My dad does it for me lol just pay him as and when
>>215769428
Its me dads old one

>>215769457
I've been done here

got the parasocial gf on

>>215769457
*starts eating it*

mohammed going into the maize maze
call that a lostprophet

>>215769449
Yh it helps

women are so fucking sexy it;'s unreal

>>215769476
did make me smile tbf

>>215769438
That's what I heard. Then they did a gig that was so legendary it inspired about 3-4 people who were in the audience to start a band that went on to be successful. I think one of them was Mick hucknall. One was the guy who became the happy Mondays manager, I forget his name. Malcolm McLaren? Played by Alan partridge in the film 24 hour party people. Good film

>>215769482
Nice. Shame there arent any affordable hot hatch backs for young people anymore. One of my neighbours kids has a Peugeot 306 and that was the cool car for young people 20+ years ago

BELLOWING at mum to make a brew
sick of bloody waiting

>>215769526
the toilfu gave me a little wink earlier, not even in a suggestive way, and that was enough to get my motor running

>>215769427
Dunno

>>215769539
d turbos are mint we love d turbos

>>215769561
I bet she doesnt give you bickies either

>>215769482
Lucky
I want to get a nice fun car car but like >>215769539 said there's nothing offered anymore especially on this side of the pond

>>215769520
What about your hair or kidneys

The NFL game at Wembley is about to begin.

>>215769561
don't be so hard on mumberg

>>215769584
yeah she does but only because the last time she didn't I went mental smashing the place up
dozy cow

watching mandarin peppa pig
who knew the chinese were into this type of thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNf6jTNTqnw

looking at gay porn

putting paper in my arse crack then writing letters to MPs

>>215769619
:)

Haven't seen mumberg in the asylum for five weeks or so now, feel terrible, but gotta prioritise my mental health sometimes. It's not my fault she's in there.

>>215769634
bit gay that

Insurance are just haters man they don’t want to see a nigga drive

>>215769611
there was one last week i saw the vikings in stansted airport

>>215769614
piss off

>>215769619
Have a listen to the song No Charge as sung by Tammy Wynnette. It should make you appreciate your mum a lot more.

>Pinocchio (1940) was voted the best animated movie ever made in a 2014 poll of animators, filmmakers, critics, journalists, and experts conducted by Time Out.[37][38]
bit surprised by this

>>215769659
not into it personally just appreciate the showmanship

>>215769671
Always had a nagging suspicion that all insurance is a scam but I don't know enough about it to prove it.

going to a bladee show and attacking them and forcing them to twerk infront of everyone because theyve never been in a physical confrontation

>>215769734
Are you in WA? The love of my life goes to Bladee concerts.

>>215769677
Weird place to play a football match

Commiemong/Nazimong leading a jew-hunter regiment on an anti-partisan patrol.

4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys" being sent to the London Front.

English Militia Division "John Honey" laying siege to Brighton.

Malaponte commanding the American SS Division "William Luther Pierce" in the Battle of New York.

>>215769750
male or female? unrequited love? bladee came here recently maybe i saw them

>>215769611
That's not Wembley, it's Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.

>>215769771
Female - unrequited although I thought not for a time. I'm being hyperbolic calling her the love of my life, perhaps limerent object is a better description.

>>215769757
shut the fukc up

>>215769744
the raped

rorke dribbling up the pitch like a slalom skier, dodging and weaving his way past defenders

>>215769757
you having sex

>>215769731
It’s a racket for the Jews

>>215769827
Psychiatry?

>>215769787
what dat mean

>>215769717
I'm not. It's a terrific animated movie. I'd go so far as to say one of the best -- at least in the eyes of animators and filmmakers (perhaps even others, like critics or journalists). I, personally, can only speak to it as an expert, though -- and it's fantastic

When people refer to "the Fortnite dance" you probably think of pic related but there's actually multiple dances your character can do in Fortnite

got a 3 day ban for racism which i served dutifully but the post had both cracker and the n word, which one did i get banned for?

Have never gargled cum, but hear it's good for the throat muscles. Strong throat muscles never hurt a fly

>>215769816
leftypol being paid to wave the big trans flag when rorke scores

>>215769855
It means that she showed romantic interest in me over an extended period of time, but was inconsistent in her affections leading to uncertainty and thus limerence - a state of intense and debilitating infatuation. I offered to fly to her for a thirty minute McDonalds date, and if she didn't feel it I'd fly back no problem.
It basically means I'm a pathetic sad cunt

>>215769882
you know which one nigger

>>215769877
I think of flossing

>>215769910
what da hell is limernace

>>215769921
:)

RORKE
eating a BAGEL
and calling it a DOUGHNUT

the world is not nice to me and i hate my fellow man

>>215769882
I got a 3 day racism ban for saying "white people are insane" on /an/ once so it unironically could have been either

Favourite Indo-European god lads?

Perun/Thor for me x

>>215769921
:O

>>215769943
>Limerence is an intense, involuntary state of obsessive romantic infatuation with another person, characterized by intrusive thoughts, a strong desire for reciprocation, and an emotional dependence on the other person's actions
Like I said, pathetic sad cunt stuff. Are you a woman by any chance? If you're her that'd be quite embarrassing

>>215769952
screem

>>215769965
That never happened. Also, I was the one who banned you.

>>215769978
>>Limerence is an intense, involuntary state of obsessive romantic infatuation with another person, characterized by intrusive thoughts, a strong desire for reciprocation, and an emotional dependence on the other person's actions
ktim in my teens and 20s

If the pub has a selection of chocolate bars next to the crisps and ham and cheese rolls behind the bar you know you're in safe hands

>>215769967
Dyēus, and the Mannerheim

>435: On 14th November, a new edict by Theodosius II orders the death penalty for all “heretics” and Pagans of the empire. Only Judaism is considered a legal non-Christian religion.

Der Ewige Christian

got called sexy at work today

>>215770008
He likes it

>>215769717
What you think slop like Frozen or Toy story should have one do you?

>>215770017
that's harassment

>>215769978
shes probably getting shagged by some ugly nigga in knee length jean shorts (the current fashion in perth) id let it go mate

>>215770011
brvtvl mogging

>>215769962
I know that feeling. Sometimes I think I'm just in the wrong place and if I found where I'm supposed to be, and went there, everything would be fine. But when I think deeper about it, I see the problem is inside me and will follow me wherever I go, until I fix it. But I don't know how.

>>215770017
:3

>>215770009
Hail the Sky Father!

>>215769992
>ktim in my teens and 20s
Yeah I'm nearly thirty and behaving this way still. I thought I was past it, but she plucked my heartstrings and I loved the tune.
>>215770008
Beautiful animals.
>>215770037
It's likely even worse than you describe it, but yeah, gotta move on for my dignity.

>>215770057
larp

>>215770045
Jesus, keep it light, lad

I have a complex relationship with catberg

>>215770017
What was his name

often get this random powerful feeling that god exists but every religion is retarded might make up my own god

https://x.com/uberboyo/status/1896017408718250273

– For 1500 years Europe groaned and wretched as this worldview spread through it like a parasite

– All pagan worldviews were defeated one by one

– Christian kings would invade and in the aftermath the wandering Jews as “people of the book” would appear and offer financial services to the subjugated nation

– The Christian worldview would then sterilise the pagan worldview of the nation, but then “exempt” Jews to practice usury

– This has been so effective that a modern “antisemite” can be aware of this Jewish exploitation but then default to Christianity in defence – complete incoherence

There's no record of the moon in texts antedating ~400 BCE. Moreover, you'll find eerily similar accounts of its "coming-into-being" amongst various peoples, often across large distances -- be it the Incans, Zulus, or Aristotle

Florian "Talent of the Century" Wirtz

>>215770103
ah. ok

>>215769997
Chocolate in a pub? You'd have to be drinking wine. Which reminds me I've got a bottle of rosé and a tiramisu in the fridge for later. Get in. Not gay just like the taste.

does he post it because he thinks we're gonna click the link

shitting out a poo

>>215770119
>Not gay just like the taste.
Of cock?

>>215770103
Swear the moon appears in Homer?

>>215770059
nothing wrong with being a romantic lad
i'd go back to those feelings in a second, if i could. even if they were illusory

homer: mmm donut *homer takes a big bite out of the moon:
marge: homey... we need that for tides!
homer: DOH!

>>215770023
no i was thinking maybe fantasia or my neighbour totoro

>>215770103
The ancient Egyptians worshiped the moon in the second millennium BC

Paganism is based. Worshipping and fearing the Sun and the water just makes sense.

>>215770137
Of rosé and tiramisu. Never tasted cock and feel no desire to.

>>215770170
>>215770144
The year was an approximation. I think it was actually 5000/6000 BCE

>>215770155
imagine how good sex was before it was common knowledge that it exists

>>215770175
>>215770175
Isn;t that illegal in Ethiopia?

>>215770191
Stupid fucking cunt. Get yourself raped

The Poo and Rorke

>>215770207
No.

ian watkins sex arse

>>215770207
Probably illegal in a lot of Muslim countries.

get the moon into being

>>215770088
you jest but it actually was a bloke

hypothetical: if ai sex robots existed and you could make them any age you wanted without any legal consequences anywhere in the world, what age would they be?

>>215770211
bit rude

>>215770247
You too spacker.

>>215770155
Of course when she reciprocates, even if not in equal part, it is the most wonderful feeling in the world. I am a weaker man than you, for I would sooner never feel that way again and be spared the crushing sense of surrender when forced to let that fiery love fade away.

Curled up in bed playing my 3DS
Feeling comfy :3

>>215770191
There are paleolithic cave paintings of lunar calendars

>>215770268
>lunar calendar
Those are dots mate

>>215770234
Do you still work at the electroplating factory?

>>215770289
done that canuck

poonar calendar

>>215770242
about tree fiddy

Heads up lads nearly time for the new.

>>215770242
prefer not to say

>>215770289
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/cambridge-archaeological-journal/article/an-upper-palaeolithic-protowriting-system-and-phenological-calendar/6F2AD8A705888F2226FE857840B4FE19

there are actually no known mentinions of sex arses before 3000 bce

leftypol in the crusades adding cocks to the statues instead of knocking them off

everyone saving their dogshit zingers for the new I see

>>215770386
>>215770386

>>215770328
a world without purpose

>>215768486
Your throbbing anus