Thread 215768848

Sir please, I am indian edition

I’m doinking a beer and also Im Idris Elba

>>215768968
Bartering is only better in a high trust society which can not exist in a globalist society

I don’t even want to eat. Just dig me a little alcove in the ground. I want to lay me down. Lay me down and sleep.

To become sleep itself. And I’ll freeeeeze the sunset in a dream.

>>215768995
:(

Mentally ppl are cooked

>>215769063
would

Traffic jams would be all but non-existent if people followed the rules of the road and that is objective fact. How can you possibly get mad at somebody going slower than you when there is truly no established "max speed"? When the speed LIMIT is treated as the speed minimum as most? Society needs structure, society needs rule. Cops need to enforce even the basic laws if we are ever going to return to a functioning society and that's the biggest truth nuke of them all

no one likes going to the gym and you are giving yourself unnecessary stress
there's other ways to lose weight. for example: eating less

gave the lamb to the kitties outside, they were very happy

I'm still pissed off tho

>>215769260
being big and strong and attractive feels good

Red pill: women are attracted to fit skinny men, gay men attracted to big beefy hair men

>>215769124
>Cops need to enforce even the basic laws
impossible in a multicult society

Kinda crazy how you can be straight but one drop of alcohol in your blood and you just wanna get pounded

hello. time for church

>>215769379
Why would that be impossible?

>>215769382
most heterosexual brown person

>>215769382
not really, but drugs can make you have desires you never had before, and i'm not talking about guys but things you thought you didnt like

alcohol makes me want to sing loudly

>>215769409
i can't give you a precise reason for why it is impossible, but it's pretty easy to see that letting brown people walk around freely destabilizes society

>>215769478
>But things you thought you didnt like
So that could include guys as well

>>215769563
kek, I mean yeah Charlie Sheen did some aids stuff supposedly

American blacks are the only half decent people left in US society

White americans are law abiding, god fearing, tax paying passive little cucks

>>215769642
Wasn't supposed to come into work until 2pm but my boss called at 12 last night to ask me to come in at 6am instead
I said ok but I want the flex pay rate and she said ok so I'm making like 35 an hour today

>>215769694
Whoops didn't mean to reply to you

Some Brit on here referred to pussy as "clunge" and it just sounds so right, it's a perfect word to describe what it's describing

Is now a good time to sell my silver

>>215769802
Wait till November, it'll be worth more

>>215769802
no
the fun has only just begun

Do you believe in the Goybeam?

>>215769837
>>215769839
but I bought it at $14... how much higher could it possibly go without true hyperinflation

>Every single car on the road the second 1 single drop of rain hits the ground at night
Why are they like this? If anybody in the entire world ran on the promise of heavily regulating car headlights I think they would win the biggest landslide in history.

>>215769879
In November it'll be worth more but sell before December. If you bought at 14 you can sell at 30

>>215769945
>If you bought at 14 you can sell at 30
why would I sell at 30 when its at 50 right now...

>>215769768
one of my favorite bong phrases is Mingy Slag

>>215769975
It should be obvious to you that I have no conception under God what I'm talking about

>>215770001
was me asking you what you're talking about a dead giveaway?

>>215769975
has silver ever dipped?
I've only been following and owning gold

>>215769932
What that? High beam?

>>215770031
Yes silver was at $43 in 2012 and dipped to $14 and has been very slowly climbing back up ever since

Do you guys have Stater Bros. supermarkets in your state?

Growing up in L. A. there used to be some then they all moved to the Inland Empire and you don't really see them in LA county anymore

>>215770053
typed with one hand

>>215770053
top kek
>>215770067
interesting, well I dont know, I dont want to give you bad advice, I'm fiscally retard, I just got lucky because I was buying gold before and a little after the pandemic. And it was purely schizo drug fueled investment.

i wish i had a european accent. something mild and easy to understand like dutch or swedish or something. just so if im retarded and cant come up with a word or i mispronounce a word (happens often i was a precocious reader) people will think "oh hes foreign" instead of "dang hes retarded"

>>215769260
god I hate fatfuck cope so much
just because you're out of shape and retarded doesn't mean we all are
I fucking love lifting

>>215770168
Dutch girls have such a cute accent when they speak English

i agree that fatfuck cope is stupid and losing weight isnt even that hard but trying to make a caloric deficit by activity is fucking retarded its like "oh you can either replace your coke with a diet coke or you can treadmill for 90 minutes for the same caloric defect" hmmmmm which of the two is easier hard to say

Sometimes I get drunk and just spaz out. Screaming and yelling. Making retard noise. Babbling and repeating words. I’m crying as I type this.

>>215770210
whoops meant for >>215770169

POV white guy lands in India

Seeing these ICE raids in chicago as somebody who lived in chicago for over 10 years and got my first GF there (who was an illegal alien) is really funny to me because I know you can't fucking turn in a corner in the chicagoland area without running into an illegal
it must be a fucking picnic for ICE over there

>>215770210
well yeah I was referring to the "no one likes going to the gym" bit though

>>215770241
ponder the aromatics

>>215770210
>>215770237
>two different flags
sir... please I am indian...

The only ICE I need is these diamonds in my jerly.

bros, I need help. I'm trying to make a profile on Hinge but I don't have any photos that actually show off what I like to do. I like to draw, and my friends told me women would find that attractive or at least interesting, so should I include a picture of my art? One of them seriously suggested I take a picture of myself holding a drawing I made (since apparently dating app pictures are supposed to be pictures of you, not just random shit). I can't get over the feeling that I'd look like a massive faggot if I did that, and my friends are giganormies so they're clueless about how they're perceived by other people. What do you guys thing?

>>215770393
i had my mom take photos of me outside at locations around town

>>215770393
>One of them seriously suggested I take a picture of myself holding a drawing I made
your friend is trying to sabotage you by making you look like a sped
you can include a picture of a drawing but be realistic, is it actually good/impressive enough to warrant sharing? is drawing a big enough facet of your life to justify including it?

>>215770393
>so should I include a picture of my art?
yep
>I can't get over the feeling that I'd look like a massive faggot if I did that, and my friends are giganormies so they're clueless about how they're perceived by other people. What do you guys thing?
maybe a pic of you while drawing

holding it might seem weird

>>215770442
>might seem
look*

but idk, depends on the pic

I like to pull out my long nose hairs and then gently stroke my skin with them

>>215770419
Unfortunately I live hours away from my parents and I have no friends where I live to do that for me.
>>215770441
>your friend is trying to sabotage you by making you look like a sped
I kinda am though
>is it actually good/impressive enough to warrant sharing?
I'm definitely a better artist than the average person, and certainly a better artist than some of the terrible shit I've seen women post on dating apps.
>is drawing a big enough facet of your life to justify including it?
it's probably the only thing in life I truly enjoy doing
>>215770442
>maybe a pic of you while drawing
I agree that holding it would look weird, but wouldn't a staged pic of me drawing look even weirder? Like who the fuck is going to be taking a picture of me drawing at my desk in my apartment?

>>215770241
GOD damn

I drink and get so much because I want to erase my mind because I can’t stand being me

this is a curse o algo

Any niggas cooked?

I've been getting into femboy porn recently. So much variety!

Imagine being black and having to deal with your nigger hair every day
Dealing with normal hair is already annoying enough

>>215770524
then you have your answer friend
but yeah stay away from the holding it thing
when I read
>take a picture of myself holding a drawing
I imagine a child showing their parent a shitty crayon drawing

>>215770609
report them to HR

>>215770619
I literally dont do anything and my hair looks fantastic every day
the longer the get the more it looks like I put effort into it but literally all I do is put on a hat and drive with the windows down and I look like a model

basically I'm cooked

>>215770524
>I agree that holding it would look weird, but wouldn't a staged pic of me drawing look even weirder? Like who the fuck is going to be taking a picture of me drawing at my desk in my apartment?
Again, depends on the pic, I was more picturing you standing up and drawing on a canvas

I'm not cooked I'm boiled, brazed and deep fried

Not a big fan of people and I wish they would leave and go far away from me at all times

>>215770728
But I want to have sex with you

>>215770749
Sorry I have a girlfriend

>>215770728
why are there so many niggas on that hill

>>215770728
Nuke them

>>215768848 (OP)
>tfw learned patience, discipline, and avoided high volatile assests
>am now becoming a successful daytrader
Rule 1: risk management, don't blow up your account

>>215770770
what is blud waffling about

>>215770767
for the view
thing is that this year the vast majority of the tourists have been smelly fucking indians

supposed to be doing a geology lab but I really can't be fucked atm

Time to drink coffee.

i am about to study lesson "force and threat" from criminal law

>>215770805
>tiny ass pond with a highway next to it, visible clearings for a ski resort, parking lot visible
What sort of urban shithole do you live in where people are willing to come out to this place for this "view"?

>>215770865
Never knew what a "lab" in the context of university meant tb h. Is it like doing a lab day in high school science class?

>>215770884
take a picture outside your window right now

>>215770884
>urban shithole
nigga it's new hampshire

>>215770792
Someone's in the red.


P.s. Noone cares you visited that you visted /brit/ and learned their slang you still sound like a complete fucking moron

The emptiness on the inside is eating through my marrow

>>215770872
almost done with my covfefe, I hope you enjoy yours friend

>>215770913
essentially yeah, just general science experiments
I'm supposed to be simulating the formation of igneous rocks

>>215770884
>What sort of urban shithole do you live in where people are willing to come out to this place for this "view"?
>urban
The state is 84% forest, people come from all over the country come here this time of year for the views. People who came this year are retarded though because we are in a massive drought year and there is no foliage

>>215770934
Nah that's cancer

>>215770933
Look at this mad nonce

>>215770935
Cheers anon. Today I put eggnog in it :3

>>215770964
Do you ever leave the house?

>>215770792
sent that freak flying
>>215770933
screaming

>>215771065
Daily my lad

I failed girlmoding so badly I looped back into looking like a boymoder

HAPPY CANADIAN THANKSGIVING. Spooktober revvs into overdrive at this point.
Secretly I wish it was July again tho.

so many poland threads in the log this morning

>>215770913
Depends on the lab, I've been to uni biology labs in the Netherlands and they were pretty high tech.

>>215771092
You successfully clownmoded

>>215771084
>>215771089
Angry little incels. Do have sex one day?

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY WOMAN FAT AAHHHHH I'M NEVER GETTING A CUTE GIRLFRIEND

>>215771164
I'm 5'10 so I'm going to be a virgin for life you dumb faggot

>>215771166
stop living in shitholes that aren’t the northeast.

>>215771114
Happy Thanksgiving bros. What do you make at thanksgiving in Canadia?

>>215771164
Howling
Waiting on me child currently

>>215771183
Yup. That's how we do it.

>>215771212
I live in western New York

>>215771201
>I'm 5'10 so I'm going to be a virgin for life
why? I'm 5'10 I think.
Stop thinking like that.

>>215771235
I'll pray for you niggas

>>215771220
You're on 4chan. Pipe tf down trying to act superior

>kid
Explains a lot. Stay poor idiot

i'm so happy mrbeast666 is losing popularity and will soon be irrelevant

might start pouring my hot cooking oil out my window to deter potheads from standing outside of it and smoking pot

A rat done bit my sister Nell

>milk in bags
>Maple syrup on Mac and cheese
>Christmas in October

>>215771321
lol
lmao even
the guy's net worth is pushing a billion, he'll never be irrelevant

>>215771341
>milk in bags
?

>>215771305
asmongold has said many times that he posts on 4chan
posting on this website doesn't make you special

>>215771321
Why mention it at all?

Is the punchline of this guys' posts supposed to be that he said he "learned discipline" only to have spent the last 20 minutes engaging in pointless arguments with internet strangers?

>>215771305
Don’t get your trousers in a twist

>>215771351
but he only got 34 million views in 21 hours on his most recent youtube video
its fucking over

just spent 4700 dollars on warmilitaria.it, and that’s after the discount code

>>215771380
Fuck...it's real. But why? How do you even pour it and keep it in the fridge?

>>215771214
Virtually the exact same as in the US. Turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, carrots, scalloped potatoes, stuffing, gravy, casserole, etc. It's just me and my mum tho, and usually we don't even do a traditional Thanksgiving (usually we go out for dinner to get sushi or smth; sometimes turkey dinner at Denny's but that's a shite option), but today we're gonna have it at home but rather simplified. Turkey skewers (oven), instant stuffing (microwave), corn on the cob (microwave), mashed potatoes (easy), assorted frozen veggies (microwaved probably), brussel sprouts (oven), other assorted stuffs maybe, but all basic. Shouldn't take more than a couple of hours.

>>215771416
That's why Vegeta was laughign

hello

>>215771368
>makes no mention of the people arguing about the fact that I learned something
>is a hypocrite but thinks he come up with some ebin gotcha

Big brain

>>215771453
Mornin bud

A brazillian will be the usa president

>>215771453
hi honey

>>215771424
I see, well enjoy bro :)
>>215771445
This seems complicated

Here I've been seeing more companies offer milk in a glass bottle which is great.

>>215771489
Ammazati

>>215771426
Going to avoid this place entirely while reading picrel instead. You ok with that?

>>215771237
in the lower parts the women are all 12/10.

>>215771380
Not west of Ontario. In British Columbia we're civilized. I hate cheap, shitty disposable plastic so much actually.

Go in peace my son

got tomorrow off work.

>>215771611
Meant for >>215771516

>entering 6th week of semester
>professor still hasn't graded a single assignment besides syllabus

fuck this shit I'm finna go for a walk

>>215771663
fake, doesn't exist

>>215771516
>>215771640
I'll be reading Lovecraft today :3
>>215771665
Based I should really do the same!

>>215771651
unc

>>215771663
https://youtu.be/0CirgVj8Baw

What a kawaii morning~~~~

i'm n middle school

>>215771663
that's a fat leg

>>215771770
Janny
Body this freak

what is janny

>>215771611
>>215771681
I'm sure you can find it in your heart to forgive me :B x

https://youtu.be/xsnDlWbE3d8
Autism use to mean something. Then zoomers came along and decided anybody who isn't a 10/10 alpha chad MALE is autistic

Really need to give my phone a restart.

>>215771914
I hate that so much, even this guy isn't really AUTISTIC although I know it's a spectrum. But that usually meant someone who had a real hard time interacting with people and living a "normal" life.

Now everyone says they are autistic and they use it as a crutch.

>>215772024
no A-log is definitely autistic
he even saw chris chan as his equal back in the day
https://youtu.be/HqfpEcT2hiQ

>>215772057
He might be, he's kind of funny

>>215772103
Are you autistic yourself. I mean I am and I find him hilarious but im laughing at him not with him
https://youtu.be/B7_C6G194nE

>>215769382
Our ancestros said "in vino veritas"
you probaby don't need translation

>>215771957
i ordered my 17 two weeks ago, is it gonna ship out or what?

Slow thread, Sunday morning

Trying to get back on track after the long day factory did things to me.

2. Map post
3. Political post
4. Silver post
5. AG post (chimikens)
6. Rando post (SharkBros)
7. AI post (energy usage with cinnamon roll)

>>215772153
I’ll post pictures from my walk later

>>215772137
>Are you autistic yourself
Not really, I'm laughing with and at him, i like his energy

>>215772153
It almost evening here. I'm hungry

>>215772322
>I'm hungry
Yeah I could tell from your flag

erectin' my dispenser

i broke your stupid crap moron

Want weed so bad but it will make me fat

i hate sundays because motherberg and i are both home and she just paces back and forth past my door all day

>>215772628
>3 days

>>215772245
Based Dante

how is babby formed

>>215772881
Delivered by stork

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have a girlfriend and she's actually attractive. Well, to me anyways. She's attractive to me. I'm sure some of you would probably disagree, but she's definitely not ogre status.
This is all happening really fast. I still feel like we've barely even talked to each other, but I don't know.
We kissed and when I pulled away she was smiling and I was smiling. I'm smiling right now and I don't know how or why any of this is happening and I don't really expect it to last if I'm being honest. You know, she's going to realize soon enough that she's going to realize who I really am. You know what I mean? She's going to realize I'm a loser.

being chinese would be awesome imagine getting to talk in that voice all the time

>>215773037
>>215773037
giving that power to spanish-speaking women is like giving a machine gun to a toddler

>>215773074
I don't remember writing this

>>215773074
Thats great news fren, congrats!
>You know, she's going to realize soon enough that she's going to realize who I really am. You know what I mean? She's going to realize I'm a loser.
Don't think like that, or if you do let that motivate you to better yourself.

the local city reddits are so fucking far left
there was this post about some bum who got mad that the 7-11 worker cursed him out for sleeping in front of the store and he claimed that he was "very respectful" and "cleaned the parking lot"
like fuck off i hate seeing your sort in front of the stores and the police does jack shit about it
but all the redditors were all like "fuck that guy" "im not shopping there again" "your feelings are heckin valid op"
fucking hell
>>215773074
nobody cares
why does this general worship wamen so fucking much
>i cant believe im saying this
like do you realize how soy you sound

>>215773211
i hate the homeless so much it’s unreal they’re all like that. dude im addicted to fent and my family won’t take me in because everyone in the entire world singles me out and victimizes me dude i dindu nuthin. mass graves now

>>215773203
if i was a women id look down on anybody who talks like that
hell i dont have to be a women to do that

homeless people were probably a lot more chill before fent and meth

just some quirked up white boys on a mission

back from church

>>215773318
so what

>>215773311
what pisses me off too is the demonrats wont just build a warehouse and place beds in it to house them
noooo they have to build these 100k+ tiny houses that they contract out for every last one of the fuckers and they inevitably trash it and many refuse to go to them in the first place
then where they build them they also refuse to actually police and check in with them so they become general nuisances to the surrounding area
then the demonrats all go "you heckin hate the homeless you white supremacist colonialist oppressor nimby fuck"
fuccckkk me two more years til i can leave the country for good

the friendly bum archetype was destroyed by late stage capitalism

should i apply to a photography job

>>215773211
>>215773318
angry little incel

>>215773367
a homeless guy used to sit outside the CVS in my hometown and say hello to people walking in. he didn’t have a sign and he didn’t smell, he would just engage people in conversation and sometimes they’d give him a dollar.

i fuckin' LOVE AI

>>215773461
> just build a warehouse and place beds in it to house them
> then where they build them they also refuse to actually police and check in with them so they become general nuisances to the surrounding area
what you are describing is literally prison. are you proposing to make being homeless illegal?

>>215773501
>noooo if i just say incel ill have totally owned the argument the other side cant refute it
>noooo if i just deny my hole then laugh it makes me correct by default
why are they like this
>>215773548
first off fuck you apologist
and second there's no point arguing with your kind so again fuck you

>>215773548
>you proposing to make being homeless illegal?

today i feel like watching sports

>>215773211
It's just being realistic. Jails and court dockets don't have space for vagrants and police usually have bigger problems to worry about.

>>215773598
your powers of persuasion continue to impress.

>>215773641
fuck you
i hate you
you are why we live like this

>>215773668
It's the truth

Cats are reddit

>>215773548
don't tempt me with a good time

uh oh little chuddy is having a meltdown because he can't mow down the homeless in the streets like a psychopath

>>215773684
all the cartel apologist say the same thing about mexico
and then somebody with an actual will got put in charge of el salvador and showed if pussies like you werent in charge things would actually get solved
so third time now fuck you

>fuck you
>i hate you
>you are why we live like this

any canadian boys ITT drinking coffee? i'm drinking coffee so it'll kinda be like we're having coffee together. like a date haha

>>215773737
you guys wanna mow all kinds of people down, dildo.

i dont have food to eat

>>215773738
In El Salvador they actually tried the hardline approach decades ago. Didn't help much. It's likely there's some kind of backroom deal or cooking the books going on. Crime is probably down but not by the margins they claim or for the reasons they claim

Chadcel

>>215773641
there are bigger problems than things that affect everyone every day?

>>215773738
the gangs in El Salvador were not powerful like the Mexican cartels are, so it was easy to defeat them
lol, idiot

>>215773974
yeah well you just so happen have a friendly neighbor to the north who just so happens to possess the most powerful army on earth if the mexican "government" is that incompetent
but noooo you just whine about muh sovereignty
it's so bad in parts of mexico that the state department buts the same level travel advisory as afghanistan
hugs not drugs harder bro itll work eventually bro
but really you dont care about the cartels in fact you sort love em so you give em free passes

>>215773957
cockcel

I've never had Amazon Prime

Day 3/90 NoFap

>>215773840
same
i'm gonna fast today

>>215774143
rookie tier

>>215774057
>yeah well you just so happen have a friendly neighbor to the north who just so happens to possess the most powerful army on earth

>>215774137
me too
>>215774143
based

>>215774233
Kiss me

Don't talk to Mexicans

>>215774057
>>it's so bad in parts of mexico that the state department buts the same level travel advisory as afghanistan
>it's real
LMFAO

>>215774215
the government only fell when american troops lifted out of the country
if anything youre making a pretty compelling case as to why america should invest in a few permanent bases in mexico cause mexicans are about as incompetent as afghans
think it'd be a worthwhile investment
whole job will be raiding and blowing up cartels

Rich Neet amongst our threads
>>215773993

>>215774245
beneath the milky twilight

>>215773498
fuck it. i applied. might not even hear back, but whatever.

>>215774396
swiing swiing

Honestly we should annex all of Mexico like we did in the 1840s

It should be legal to ip trace and drone strike indians

one of the biggest mistakes the us ever did is support the caudillos during the french intervention
the fucking yankees genuinely thought mexico was gonna become this liberal democracy hahahahahaha
all it led to was fucking diaz
and enough with the indian worship it was juarez that seized the indian lands and put em into hands of caudillos and it was diaz that systematically enslaved them and threw them into yucatan

its 12:29pm and im already sheepy

>>215774580
juarez was total indian and diaz was 3/4 indian
btw
mexicans lie so much it's incredible

My family is legit retarded, like you can't even say anything about it

>>215774623
You're cooked

This is the horniest I have ever been from watching a musical performance. Fuck me, they were so hot.
https://youtu.be/cSa9oX0NJfQ?t=16

eating a 20pc chicken mcnigger hot out the airfryer rn who else

>>215774369
No homo she's hot I would

>>215774731
lucky nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCer2e0t8r8
i look like this and act like this and sound like this

relistened to this
really good listen
https://youtu.be/mgmOeLCWrxc

>>215774761
Or you are a Mexican like all Californians

Don't fuck with me, I'm psychotic

>>215774737
naah, she looks like weird al

Pooping

>>215774819
stinky

>>215774823
lol

im bored

>>215774930
lol that dog sucks

>>215774971
make a track

https://errozero.co.uk/acid-machine/

Life stinks. Speed kills. Fast cars. Cheap thrills. Rich girls. Fine wine.

>>215775040
i have no talents

>>215774795
I could easily kill you

Has your egg got cracked yet?

>>215774623
Its torture being an intuitive introvert who sees through the rest of the familys shit

>>215775102
its easy

just fuck around for a bit, nobody is looking

hit play and fuck with the knobs

>>215775198
ive always wanted to learn the piano but im too retarded

Anybody here wanna meet irl and fight?

>>215774813
I need her

>>215775227
everyone starts out playing instruments being retarded.
the only way to stop being retarded is to keep trying and practicing.
same with any other skill.

>>215775227
If you're not good at something immediately you should give up.

Liberal democracy is finished
It's kind of insane that people come up to me ranting about this and that, did you know Trump? did you know Trump? did you know Trump?
My advice is just to wait, this is all ending, trouble itself is ending

>>215775231
I'm 350 bro I'm not in your weight class. I'd crush you like the insect you are

>>215775227
this anon is right>>215775272

https://vocaroo.com/1bauIClRAi95

>>215775309
>Liberal democracy is finished
baste

>>215775264
I LITERALLY LOOK LIKE THIS

I'm insanely psycho nobody wants to meet me and fight

>>215775264
the average american is about 10lbs away from being obese.
not overweight, full-on obese.
quite grim.
this anon would be an inspiration to most people itt.

hey mr tambourine man play a song for me

I had a dream I was a child and I was cared for

>>215775060
He was hiding his tots in his pocket like in Napoleon Dynamite.

NEW
>>215775470

>>215775284
lol