Thread 215770386

Baroness Michelle Mone OBE edition

yeah OBESE

poo smells lmao

>>215770386 (OP)
Phwoar

>>215770386 (OP)
The super rich are so weird

Wonder how many dogshit anti-Christian posts this weird paki is going to spam in this thread

dinner ideas: "zingy" chicken tendies in the air fryer with chips (skinny "fries" type chips), in a sarnie with a slice of butter and a splash of hot sauce. Hopefully that butter will melt before the chicken and chips gets cold.

oh vic. i've fallen

He actually looks like a gargoyle
Stick him to the side of a church and people wouldn't blink

I implore you to reconsider typing that word.

>>215770466
Nobody cares

>>215770466
of course hes a fucking liverpool fan

>>215770465
That show was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen when I first watched it. Still a massive reeves and mortimer fan.

>>215770465
>Vic and Bob
>The Mighty Boosh
Neither were ever funny

>>215770506
bob mortimer is an objectively funny man

>>215770523
Examples

>>215770465
ULRIKA-KA-KA-KA

>>215770482
He IMPLORES

>>215770386 (OP)
suggest a movie bros

>>215770482
pop the VPN off mate, there's a good lad

>>215770506
I never liked mighty boosh but reeves and mortimer have had me howling with laughter. If you can't enjoy shooting stars then I feel legit bad for you

poor fella only lasted 2 minutes

>>215770386 (OP)
corrr

i've been told that this may be rorkeypoppers

>>215770578
not a nice looking fanny :/

>>215770559
Sorcerer

any of you tried battlefield 6 yet lads?
any good?

>>215770577
hate scum who wear football kit in pubs just vulgar low class twats

>>215770578
state of that gash

>>215770506
HATED the mighty boosh and my mong mates loved it and would reference it all the time

horseberge

so this is rorke

>>215770593
You are literally gay - would shove my face in that
with a smile

>>215770577
What happened? Did he encounter the "tolerant left?"

>>215770593
It’s nice and chubby

>>215770532
all the times he made me laugh

>>215770628
does he like carrots

curling one out for the lads

>>215770628
get him chopped up and thrown into some tesco beef burgers

>>215770632
umm does she have a you know what

>>215770506
I enjoyed both. Just enjoy things me :)

>>215770567
>SILLY WORDS SAID VERY LOUDLY & MATT LUCAS DRESSED AS A BABY PLAYING THE DRUMS
Hilarious

>>215770593
>>215770617
I've seen miles worse. Seen better but I'd give that one a 7/10

Sir Thing Enjoyer

>>215770661
...yh

lads...
rorke...
he's dead...

>>215770682
alright mark lamarr

>>215770707
*Licks and nibbles gleefully*

>>215770654
aye
>>215770661
nay

>>215770698
yeah imma just run at police with a sword that seems like a smart move

Judy and Punch

He needs everyone to know what he doesn't find funny

>>215770698
How is it possible to run this slow

>>215770698
rorke got clapped by the feds

>>215770718
He was actually funny

>>215770698
a shamefur dispray... a true samurai would use blade to deflect bullets... skill issue..

Now I realise...
*dj albarn's its my life starts playing*
im free to choose
to choose to say no to drugs

it's worth mentioning that I've got my bum out

>>215770386 (OP)
I'd have an instant OBE with her

>>215770743
For me its anons that like to tell everyone how boring the thread is or the ones who announce they are leaving because "this place has gone down hill"

just trying to enjoy my sunday afternoon in peace and quiet and 5 police cars have pulled up sirens blaring outside the pikey neighbours house
wonder what the thieving bastard did this time

>>215770785
One bent estionian?

*Enters the thread*

Overhearing one of those awkward conversations with neighbours where they're forced to interact because one needed to ask the other a question and they end up in a pleasant but brief conversation including the weather and such.

The term "proto gf" doesn't even make sense in the way that it's used

>>215770800
oasis went woke

>>215770788
Riveting stuff

>>215770785
oddly brown ejaculation

>>215770822
Never existed. Racist dog whistle

>>215770827
shut up

>>215770800
you could say they're chasing a mirage

>>215770822
Careful

>>215770822
DO IT AGAIN HEREWARD
10000 DEAD NORMANS

>>215770758
he was already charging the attack where he teleports behind them and didn't have enough ability points

>>215770803
Why cant you graft hard like him?

>>215770803
Just realised I had a nice Sunday afternoon nap with the living room window open. Laid in bed now wondering if my laptop and wallet will still be there when I get up.

>>215770814
kek

>>215770742
haha fag

>>215770856
For me its ivanhoe

favourite song from Carmen lads?

Favourite Oasis song?

>>215770822
there they are, the lads

I only browse and post on /brit/ while pooing on the toilet and I think /brit/ would be massively improved if we all did the same

just been for a poo and left skidders an inch thick lining the pan in all directions, take that mumberg

>>215770903
Just one cornetto

>>215770919
don't look black in anger

>>215770931
Not going to post once a month for 3hours am i

craving human contact

>>215770949
not on...

>>215770971
freak

>>215770889
Forgot to mention the point of my post: the fair is in town and a few years ago the pikeys that run it nicked the lead off my bay window roof. Woke up to hear them just up there chucking it down into the front garden. Had no idea what it was until it started raining and the rain was coming through into my living room all over my PC.

I mindraped him so unbelievably hard it’s insane

tfw no horseberge

honse

porridge with honey was the BRUNCH
chicken drumsticks with chips and peas will be the DINNER
chocolate digestives with tea is the present SNACK

you lads reckon tires should look like this

Everything is shit now because normal people dont have any expendable income

*bakes my conkers in the oven so they're rock hard match winners for the /brit/ conkers tournament*
nothin personnel kid

it's far too hot for october
not right

>>215770963
we would all appreciate if you did

>so much for the tolerant left!!
Shut up faggot

Flatmate wants to go to a "black food" festival whereas I want to spend the afternoon in the pub

Who will win?

>>215771015
good for another 10000 miles that

only got half a bottle of whiskey left so ill be drinking it very fast to get extra drunk

forgot it was monday today

I mindraped him so hard he had to get his mind swabbed for my semen for the police report

>>215771015
legally you have to have 1.6mm of tread on 3/4 of the tyre, right?
she'll be reet mate slap it on

>>215771020
This
Also most people are old and boring

>>215771022
Didnt work when i tried it

>>215770803
>>215770889
>>215770982
Sounds like you've been done

>feels like 16°c

IT NOT RIGHT

get the cold weather in NOW

ahh, I'll buy it at a high price

>>215771020
i've got 60k in the bank now
i won't spend it because there's fuck all to buy

>>215771046
>"black food"
Like arroz negro

>>215771099
liquorice

Liquorice, blood sausage, and Guinness festival

>>215771095
you topped your S&S ISA? you FH in Premium bonds? you got a good amount of BTC? didnt think so mate

>>215771046
he is going to enjoy some honestly great food at the cost of putting his safety and even his life at risk. not massively so, chances are nothing will happen, but there is an unacceptable increase in risk that isn't and shouldn't be normal. you are going to enjoy a drink and hopefully some company with no more or less risk to your safety or life than normal, perhaps just a little more if some undesirables get drunk.

>>215771095
>60k cash
If you had any imitative you would be a millionaire by this time next year

>>215771134
>you topped your S&S ISA?
for the year, yeah
>you FH in Premium bonds?
no, the rest goes in the GIA
>you got a good amount of BTC?
300 quid, thats enough, too volatile for me

>>215771125
and men's mental health

1681.6045967555008
6699017.6549976505

>>215771134
nta, but I'm sitting on £30k in cash, got £20k in an alltworld ETF, and £50k in premium bonds. Waiting to see what happens with the tariffs before investing the remaining £80k into the market.

>>215771045
>actually we never pretended to tolerate people we disagree with, our tolerance just means we tolerate brown and gay people
Yeah everyone "tolerates" things they like. Tolerance means also allowing things you don't like because it's a person's right to disagree with you or be different. Sick of the hypocrisy.

black food just doesn't feel right to me
food should be light colours

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

right that's my latitude and longitude posted then

>DoorDash delivery lady: *hands me my food* Enjoy!
>me: You too

>>215771052
>>215771060
yeah she’ll be alri

me? £150k in cold hard cash I just choose to post here everday for the fun of it

>>215757605
Michelle Alter

where's mousey

>Ninjas be talking about the financial market like theyre Warren Buffet instead of putting the money in the actual local market and rollingover the cash every week.
ngmi

>>215771215
too right
*goes back to scrolling through underage girls dancing on tiktok*

>>215771254
>>215771261

>>215770800
right but i had an excellent time at the show so not sure what the problem is

feel sick

>>215771250
Even if I had £150k (I have £100k) my life would be no different - I don't plan on living here past 35 so can't get a mortgage, and beyond a house what else is there to spend money on? I'm not a dullard consumerist.

just found out the new season of smiling friends has started :)

>>215771251
weird name for a bloke

rorke in shambles

>>215770430
So are you though

>>215771311
*Punches you in the stomach* How's that?

>>215771320
yeah it would be, not relevant though is it?

Hate crime? No i love it

>>215771323
next you'll tell me that elves and orcs are just makeup, yeah right!

got the boot slippers on, got the hoodie on, got the blanket wrapped around
autumn is the season for comfiness

>>215771323
the orcs were mostly men

>>215771229
>Amazon delivery guy "have a nice day"
>me: "you..." *thinks: wait is this one of those times where if you say "you too" it doesn't make sense and would be embarrassing? nope he said "have a nice day," so say "you too"*
>...
>me: "y-you too."

>>215771352
well it is really, what with him being a bloke and all

>>215771350
i will be sick!!

>DoorDash delivery lady: *hands me my food* Enjoy!
>me: You too

>>215771382
hahahaha peter grifen naked
funny

>>215771379
Ariana my love, you can only make me so erect

mad that literally every country has a big cat except us

>>215771378
you seem to be confused as she's actually a woman

>>215771329
Yes but this forced upon due to circumstance. I fi was rich i would be eccentric

>>215771401
the only big pussy on this island is you mate

>>215771401
Why is it mad? If anything it's entirely expected. Read a little paleo-history you'll find it quite thrilling.

>>215771420
haha good one
*gives you the cold shoulder for the rest of the night*

Climbed a v6 today in Harrogate
It was maybe slightly soft, but there are times where I feel so fucking strong in general

>>215771357
:)

>>215771420
that's him done

>>215771435
ahaha you're a good sport

>>215771402
no mate, he's definitely a bloke lol. think he's tricked you by putting on a wig and some makeup lol

>>215771433
Could wrap my little finger and thumb around that fucking neck FUCK I'm gonna have to wank again

>>215771401
cougars and cheetahs are actually small cats taxonomically speaking

>>215771401
I heard there are more tigers held as pets in Texas than there are tigers in the wild across the rest of the world.

>>215771438
so what

>>215771439
ominous

>>215771433
There must be a plastic surgeon who can't turn on the telly for fear of seeing one of his famous patients and the atrocious job he did on their face.

many people are saying ari has left ethan for cynthia
cynthiana will be made official after the wicked for good promo tour is done

I'll always look back in anger

Gonna make a gratin for tea, lads. Don't have a mandoline. Wish me luck

Agonising about copping this

>>215771511
Haven’t the slightest clue what this post is about.

>>215771473
it matters

>>215771523
why do you want that
surely you can get a decent bike for a fifth of that price

you get better customer service from a vendor selling hot dogs for £1.50 than you do from a bank solicitor or estate agent after moving hundreds of thousands of £s around

>>215771543
can get your mum for even less

>>215771532
how so

>>215771557
means a lot more to the hot dog seller than it does to a guy who regularly sees hundreds of thousands

>>215771523
Never realised nicking bikes could be so lucrative. Not planning to take it up, I was raised a bit better than that but still. 2 grand. How much would a bike thief be able to sell that for?

>>215771523
why you buying a canadian bike

>>215771543
>the advantages to titanium are clear—it delivers a light and strong ride with pound-for-pound higher tensile strength than aluminum and steel, and it dampens vibrations for unmatched ride quality and durability over time.
>The Alfine 11 system offers a 409% gear range, enough to winch up steep climbs or to fly down dirt roads. With no gear overlap, the Alfine 11 system efficiently delivers power with the all-weather durability and low maintenance of an internally geared hub.
>The signature feature of all Priority Bicycles—the rust and grease-free Gates Carbon Drive Belt. Using the same technology designed for motorsports, the carbon fiber tensile cord belt drive has been refined for bicycle-specific application. Where a chain requires frequent lubrication and cleaning in off-road environments or sloppy conditions, a belt drive stays efficient while lasting many times the life of a chain. Without grease, it won’t stain your hands or clothing—just give it a post-ride rinse and you’re ready for your next adventure!
>Integrated braking and shifting sits on the right hand lever, allowing the familiar feel and benefits of drop handlebars.
tl;dr, all components are internal, if you set up the wheels so that they are tubeless (seal them up with tape, and fill the wheels with sealant fluid) the bicycle is basically immortal - just hose it down after a ride, and you're done - zero maintenance

>>215771523
hate cyclists
don't mind the ones who are just riding their bike to work/school because we've all got places to be but the spasticky gimps who get dressed up in their gay little lycra leotards and ride around causing a nuisance for everyone can fuck right off
>yeah so my hobby is riding my bike around, inconveniencing and annoying every car driver while constantly being overtaken, dodging potholes and breathing in exhaust fumes
wankers

>>215771616
should get them all sodomised up their tight lycra arseholes with a bike pump really

>>215771638
looks like elton john sat on it

I don't really enjoy things anymore. I just go to work then sit around waiting until it's time to go to bed.

>>215771575
Another concern, I'd have to carry some form of (illegal) self defence tool.
>>215771576
They made very good bikes!
>>215771616
I drive more than I cycle, and I agree fully. I don't cycle on the road when I can help it, mostly into woodland and hills. Frankly though it's the fault of the government, in Finland every road has a cycle lane.

>>215771608
what kind of bike have you had that is high maintenance? they're a piece of piss to look after, maybe change brake pads every couple of years and drop some oil on the chain, not hard is it
you're wasting your money mate

>>215771608
>all components are internal
erm

>>215771673
thats the biketwat done

Any idea how they made the pyramids of Giza? Such a mystery to me. How could thousands of slaves have pulled that off over the course of decades? In a state of awe, TBQH. Same story with the sphinx. I certainly couldn't do that. The ancient secrets of the deserts of Egypt reveal themselves to no one, I suppose

>all components are internal
imagine falling for this scam, it's a bike it doesnt have an internal

>>215771567
grip strength is a great predictor of mortality
you live in crunch times
don't wanna miss the boat

Notably 3 separate bantu africans at work (all agency cleaners) ride e-bikes to and from work.

Do these people get government grants for e-bikes or something? It seems too much of a coincidence. Like I could understand 1 or 2 of them riding normal bikes but they all ride e-bikes. Then a new one will join and they ride an e-bike too.

>>215771664
I think most bike thieves nick their bikes when they're left unattended. For every lock there's a way to get around it with the right skills and tools. I got one would never leave 2 grands worth of anything lying around in public unless it was a car.

我是那即将来临的风暴
挑衅着孤寂中的乌云
我是夺回自己名字的人
生于火焰,我受到了祝福
我的家族徽章,是死亡的恶魔

>>215771664
good lad
I used to ride my bike to work back when I lived close enough and I bought an OS map to figure out the best routes to get there while avoiding roads and had my 6 mile journey down to about 1 mile of country lane and the rest off road or on cycle paths

>>215771679
kek thats me when im talking to people about felidae taxonomy

>>215771739
Ching chong ding dong. Fuck off

>>215771728
>For every lock there's a way to get around it with the right skills and tools

Usually an angle grinder. Ultimately whatever consumer-grade chinesium lock and chain you go for is never going to hold up against an industrial tool designed to cut through metal.

>>215771724
irrelevant really considering those studies are from the general population rather than people who train a heavily grip-oriented activity

never understood why cyclists arent made to use paths. they're a lot closer to walking speed than driving speed

i ride my bike all the time and theres nothing better than being able to switch between path and road depending on convenience. i dont get the lycra mongs who are lie 'i must hog the road even when the path is empty because i like holding up traffic'

>>215771727
"Once is happenstance, twice may be a coincidence, but three times is enemy action."
- Ian Fleming

>>215771727
they all do food deliveries on the side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqWC58PgypE
james baxter

我是那即将来临的风暴
挑衅着孤寂中的乌云
我是夺回自己名字的人
生于火焰,我受到了祝福
我的家族徽章,是死亡的恶魔

just had a wank to a shemale footfetish video
she was fucking the lad up his arse with her foot at one point then he licked it after
could be a new hangover wanking low

the king says TRANS RIGHTS

>>215771746
me (i feel very very sick i have a hangover i dont feel good)

>>215771779
>a heavily grip-oriented activity
Sound like my sex life

>>215771796
jhhhhaaames baxxxtterrr

>>215771776
it's all about increasing the time it takes (and lowering the apparent value) relative to other locked up bikes

>>215771719
Those who were probably just as intelligent as people now

>>215771801
you need to kill yourself, NOW!

FYI: Rorke has popped 14 hours worth of incense
he ran out of Pokeballs already, 1hr (active) in. he knows that its 1hr because of the 2x starpieces

he needs to get 4 hours of catching in, in this 14 hours
rorke already has a 0.15m solosis

>>215771719
The current consensus is that it wasn't slaves that built the pyramids, they were skilled workers that were well-compensated for their efforts.

>>215771800
yeah and the eggs rolls with that

so when the Chinese use a keyboard, they actually have to learn the Latin Alphabet and what sound each of our letters make "ah, buh, cuh", etc.
Then when they type that in using the Roman keyboard, they've got this thing called an input method editor that attempts to best match the chinese character they're attempting to say.

If the IME gets it correct, they prace spacebar as in "yes", if no - they have to cycle through options until they get to the correct one.

Not having an alphabet is a terrible inefficient way of running a language.

change the channel marge!

wifibergs actions this afternoon are nothing short of sickening

>>215771816
big night out? did you get your bum stretched

Norway pulling a classic lib move in being like 'eewww fat orange man bad he can't have the nobel prize let's get back to a good old fashioned american war for oil'

>>215771848
didnt ask

been eating a lot of kimchi recently and my farts smell like chemical weapons

this normal?

are you talking to me

>>215771851
FACTUAL!

>>215771858
that looks like the same guy

>>215771897
maybe ill do that im a bit light on the farts of late

Alright team? Been busy doing housework and tidying and sorting through things de lads. Clean living environment is good for my mental health

>>215771897
stop eating that foreign muck

>>215771858
me on the left- left and middle and me on the left on the right and the right right and the artist

>>215771897
It's the MSG

they keep talking to me but not replying to me >.<

>>215771897
Yep that's the kimchi. The smell of a strong gut microbiome

>>215770386 (OP)
Just heard about that Ian Watkins guy. If he was royalty him raping a 6 month old would’ve been swept under the rug

>>215771858
wish I was any of these

>>215771923
sacked tranny!

watched that Weapons film

was alright, I recommend it. Scary in bits.

>>215771739
Baнтaж нe вдaлocя дocтaвити.

if he was royalty, the 6 month old wouldve been the persons cousin! ha hha ha

egg

>>215771973
Lethal Weapon? not really scary is it

thinking about poo again

>>215771973
jumpy scary or psychological scary? dont like the first of those tbhwy but would like a spooky movie to watch when it gets dark later

>>215771923
Nobody is on your "team" you obnoxious blogshitter fuck off and come back without your tripcode or get filtered

>>215772006
bit of self-reflection is it?

>>215772002
sex (if legal age and not a lesbian00000!

mr krum.... the chinese fireball.... oooooo!

>>215772002
um

>>215772002
shes really horrible to her friends
they all are really

>>215772013
I’ve been done

might crack open a cheeky duvel

>>215772014
im legal age soon :c

tobit

>>215771994
love eggs me

>>215771923
dont know why you call it "team" desu but was hoping you were trying to be a manager at your work or something
you r9k freaks are so far gone (to be saying shit like this and thinking it belongs on 4chan) its unreal. by the way all the replies you get are hate and not some cope shit like banter o algo

business idea: an army of brainwashed women who do crime like the foot clan from the turtles but also are sexy and have sex with me

>>215772007
Difficult one because there are several jumpscares however I successfully anticipated every single one and muted the laptop in advance, thus negating them. And it is spooky outside of those.

I would say watch it and when you expect a jumpscare is imminent, mute it. The times when you expect one exactly lined up with when they appear.

the reason women lose the gender war is they're too nice. take for instance the argument between whats worse kick in the balls or having a baby. not only is having a baby worse obviously but women also experience much worse things like delivering a miscarriage. they could easily bring that up but they dont out of politeness . the lesson is women are a buckbroken people

just having a little cry x

>>215772073
PM me x

>whats worse having a baby or getting kicked int he balls
hello litearl child

TRVKE
>I hate art in music, all this pompous art-rock like Sonic Youth and all that. You couldn’t hum one of their tunes. Sticking guitars in dustbins and you know, playing them with screwdrivers and that. I mean, fuck art – let’s rock

>>215772113
also this cunt
>has a lead scissor player in the band

free box in the ingame store (Pokemon Go) in addition to the free daily thing
may be a mossy lure module

>No Gavin and Stacey xmas special
>No Outnumbered reunion
>No Wallace and Gromit film
>No new Pixar kino

xmas this year is going to be shit
SHIT!

>>215772113
i dont even like Sonic Youth other than Daydream Nation but they shit on Oasis

>>215771401
Russia has TIGERS

BLACK COULD BE ANYWHERE

mousey lure module

>>215772165
and a space program :D

>>215772170
need a girl to do this to me (to fuck me)

>>215772093
i wasnt having that debate i was making commentary on it. so you cant call me a child

pokemongo mousey is the worst mousey era so far by a mile

>>215772069
>women lose the gender war
Do they though? Men have basically given up trying and are checking out of society.

>>215772144
the plight of the normie

Hitler was both Sun and Lightning.

Stare at this dead playboy centerfold

6 shiny solosis from the event (and like 1700 candies wew)

>>215772210
but they did so by emulating men. the real trannyism was women in the workplace

>>215772230
>>215772230
>>215772230

well that will just be deleted

>>215772144
Haven't had a Christmas since mum died 3 years ago. Did absolutely nothing different to what I'd do on a normal day. Didn't even feel different in any way. It was just a normal day. Only now I think about it do I miss it. And then I see posts on here by lads about being abusive and ungrateful to their mum's and I want to tell them to appreciate their mum while they can, but I can't find the words to adequately express it. So I just keep scrolling.

>>215772260
GOOD
maybe the early new wankers will learn not to spam the catalog

wishing you a gay porn christmas

>keeps bringing up what i willfully told you all
>thinks i care in the slightest when he brings it up

you cant be this dumb

janny

janny is out of control

>>215772260
>>215772316
We win again

stupid fucking mexican CUNT

fuck sake janny uncalled for

>>215773520
Jannys just doing what he's supposed to and if he did it more consistently then you wouldn't get these chancers making early news that get deleted and then you wouldn't get complaints about janny doing his fucking job for once

>>215773613
>>215773613
>>215773613
>>215773613

405: John Chrysostom sends hordes of gray dressed monks armed with clubs and iron bars to destroy the “idols” in all the cities of Palestine.

406: John Chrysostom collects funds from rich Christian women to financially support the demolition of the Hellenic temples. In Ephessus he orders the destruction of the famous temple of goddess Artemis. In Salamis, Cyprus, “Saints” Epiphanius and Eutychius continue the persecutions of the Pagans and the total destruction of their temples and sanctuaries.

407: A new edict outlaws once more all the non-Christian acts of worship

408: The emperor of the Western Empire, Honorius, and the emperor of the Eastern Empire, Arcadius, order together all the sculptures of the Pagan temples to be either destroyed or to be taken away. Private ownership of Pagan sculpture is also outlawed. The local bishops lead new heavy persecutions against the Pagans and new book burning. The judges that have pity for the Pagans are also persecuted. “Saint” Augustine massacres hundreds of protesting Pagans in Calama, Algeria.

409: Another edict orders all methods of divination including astrology to be punished by death.

415: In Alexandria, Egypt, the Christian mob, urged by the bishop Cyrillus, attacks a few days before the Judaeo-Christian Pascha (Easter) and cuts to pieces the famous and beautiful philosopher Hypatia. The pieces of her body, carried around by the Christian mob through the streets of Alexandria, are finally burned together with her books in a place called Cynaron. On 30th August, new persecutions start against all the Pagan priests of North Africa who end their lives either crucified or burned alive.

416: The inquisitor Hypatius, alias “The Sword of God”, exterminates the last Pagans of Bithynia. In Constantinople (7th December) all non-Christian army officers, public employees and judges are dismissed.