Thread 215773613

latex edish

>>215773613 (OP)
i have an erection

goodbye forever /brit/
nice to know ya

Not very practical clobber for driving is it.

>>215773613 (OP)
brown and white galdem on top of the roof playing music and dancing in skimpy bikinis
imagine the smell

>>215773645
hi brazil poster

>>215773647
see you tomorrow

had a wank about an hour ago and I already need another one

>>215773647
Goodbye? I prefer... Au revoir

>>215773613 (OP)
dont really gt this fetish just put some clothes on your dumb birch

hold me cb :((((((

>>215773692
she's already got clothes on albeit

watching codex pajeet 3 again
illuminating...

nothing bad can happen
it can only good happen

poo bollocks

ive never figured out how to pump petrol hands free

*Closes eyes and visualises myself flipping a switch from "Romantic Cuckold" to "Abuser Chad"*
Ok it's go time

>>215773727
those arnt clothes plus shes chopped

having a moan

Feeling a bit depressed

>>215773775
Because you can't here, as we have health and safety laws

>>215773810
good

>>215773757
fucking kek

>>215773754
god creating heaven be like

>>215773775
Really? There's a clip on the pump you use to clip the handle shut so it keeps pumping after ilet go. I thought everyone knew about this

>>215773810
*Spits on you* Hope that helps

omds

on outer /int/ there is a hot new meme called "zutt" that is basically buck breaking but for indians and muslims
very strange

>>215773816
>>215773847
uhhh

got some nice veg and chicken and sausages roasting away in the oven so i'm off for a shower.

>>215773816
yes you can dickhead, there's a little clip on the back of the handle. a lot of petrol stations have it removed (not sure why as it's handy) but some don't. the pump stops itself when the tank is full. every lorry diesel pump has them on and fuel bowsers on building sites, farms etc

>>215773847
What? You're talking bollocks it's a button on the handle that toggles autoflow mode

>>215773849
more like fought for zog. you get what you fucking deserve

>>215773872
They die, that we may live

>>215773847
FOY

Local Labour council trying to get teachers sacked for supporting a legitimate political party and it's democractically elected representatives

>>215773872
normal day in yankland

>>215773789
>those arnt clothes
yea they are. what else?
>plus shes chopped
YOU'RE chopped

>>215773810
only a little?

>>215773810
why?

Elvis Presley liked the British comedy group Monty Python.
After watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail, he remarked that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen.

making a giant ball of poo and pushing it around with my legs like a beetle

You cannot "automatically" pump petrol in the UK with a built-in trigger lock because the Health and Safety Executive (HSE) has not approved them for public use. While some international pumps have a trigger-locking pin, UK pumps do not, and you must hold the trigger down continuously or use a temporary, manual method to keep it held. The pump will still automatically shut off once the tank is full.

google AI says

>>215773896
Wait, is there really a clip? I posted >>215773847 knowing absolutely nothing about pumping petrol. Can't drive, never touched a petrol pump in my life. I also posted >>215773898 in the hopes of getting a (You). That was a good guess about the clip then haha

>>215773989
thanks for actually saying it was AI even though its obvious in this post

>>215774003
howtobasic is mildly funny the first time you watch it, then it just becomes an enormous waste of food which is annoying in its own right

think I play video games more now at 30 than I did at 15
mental how pathetic I am

>>215774034
god youre a cunt arent you

>>215774056
Do you enjoy them?

>>215774056
you do you, king

Went to /vp/ to look at the new Pokemon game leaks and now I want to shag Gardevoir again

>>215774056
normies are only spending £10 for a drink at a bar or watching love island is that really better

howtobasic filling up yet another wheelie bin of broken eggs and squashed tomatoes
was it worth it in the end?

I've come to the conclusion that the solution to all my neuroticism and autistic complexes is to just get jacked

Simple really

Everyone stop buying takeaways and cook your own food.

Battlefield 6 any good?

hypothetical: if ai sex robots existed and you could make them any age you wanted without any legal consequences anywhere in the world, what age would they be?

Egg. Funny.

>>215774095
worked for me, now im still single and still post here, get to the gym buddy

>>215774114
grow up you fuckings manchild video games are for incels

'ate Indians
'ate Pakis

>>215774134
not encouraging honestly

>>215774153
the rattling incoming
expect a few incels to get angry about this

IMAGINE having this type of money oh my days bruv

>>215774153
Why do video games make women so angry? Is it because they make men happy without providing any benefit to women? They're a competitor for men's attention?

>>215774124
Same age as me, it would age with me so I can pretend we were childhood friends that ended up as highschool sweet hearts and got married

aussies be like "pr-oh-ject"

>>215774153
would love to go on a rampage through those rooms, smashing fuck out of everything with a hammer while he watches on

>>215774003
only funny thing about this is that there are people out there who put their sauce on top of their pasta

>>215774153
i like my games and hobbies but this is just beyond the pale

>>215774114
Also would like to know before I spend $70

>>215774192
you're replying to man

the only video games it’s acceptable to play is fifa, the newest Cod (online online) and gta (when it comes out)
If you play any other video game as an adult you are a fucking weird incel FREAK

>>215774153
genuinely wonder what makes him live like this
aside from autism

>>215774260
Online only* not online online

>>215774260
you forgot old school runescape

>>215774003
:)

>>215774247
A gay man? What kind of man gets angry at other men playing video games? I've never met such a man. That's very much a female attitude.

>>215774305
you must be sheltered then

>>215774183
bet it's no better than famous grouse

Video games are for fucking losers lads get a grip

Anyway did you see that one nigger kick the ball to the other nigger? Corr get in

>>215774153
A reflection of an anemic society so disillusioned that people would rather retreat into electronic playgrounds than chop up the elite that sold their country out for tikka masala.

>>215774276
and her views on wexit?

Zoomers call everything "wild".

The destruction of lad culture killed this country. Men should only care about
>Booze
>Fanny
>Football
>Drugs
>Fighting
Everything else should be classified as woke bollocks

>>215774326
Where have you met men like that? Were they army officers or something? I've heard of a man who said he didn't like music, which was bizarre. Never a man who gets angry at the thought of other men playing video games.

>>215774377
sexo lol

I just happen to think you all have a beautiful soul

>>215773613 (OP)
"There aren't any niggers around here"

blowing my bollocks off with a howitzer cannon

>>215774377
cringe
men shouldn't care about any of these things

>>215774377
i probably shag more than anyone here and i game and even watch anime sometimes

I've grown up so I only care about
>Cars
>Dinner
>Power tools
>cakes for after dinner
>construction sites

Howling

ive drunken now i cba to cook

So true

>>215774436
Prozzies don’t count mate

>>215774377
As a man I care about
>nature
>fishing
>birdwatching
>photography
>romance
>shooting
>psychedelics

are we back up now?
been posting on usenet in the meantime

>>215774475
nice pair of jeans tbf

>>215774435
>>215774436
>men shouldn't care about any of these things
> i game and even watch anime sometimes

>>215774436
>i probably shag more than anyone here
I bet your arse sore

>>215774492
woman once ghosted me on the apps after i said i was into birdwatching

im a cunt :)

>>215774492
Hippie cunt, get a haircut

>>215774558
>into birdwatching
What birds do you like? I like corvids and little tweety ones and robin redbreasts

>>215774377
>caring about things
You're already too far gone.

They gave a nobel piss prize to this stupid fucking whore instead of President Trump.

no james baxters

>>215774583
this is me

fighting the urge to sleep now but I'll be wide awake when I try to sleep later

>>215774604
Tits and swallows

>>215774622
this is me (blood and cum replaced with nougat)

chic-chocs lodge!
chic-chocs lodge!
chic-chocs lodge!

As a woman, I'm into
>Anime
>Video games
>Martial arts
>Yu-Gi-Oh
>Digital art
>Languages
>History
>Cooking
>Animals and wildlife
>Nature
>Sleeping

>>215774659
okay?
you're weird

>>215774611
who cares they both serve the same people

>>215774672
Is there something special about that date?

What is he like?

Andrew Jackson, or "Big Andy" we used to call him

>>215774604
Love watching the kites after they work the fields near my house
Finches are great to watch too, and of course robins
And all manner of waterfowl

>>215774702
>As a woman

>>215774755
based

>>215774327
guarantee it is since famous grouse is vile, but still you can get something 100x better than grouse for as little as £30

>>215774702
Very informative. How about bobs amd vagenas now?

>>215774769
>Love watching the kites
Far too many of them now

rorke hating *checks notes* kites

>>215774755
Mad if he slipped and landed on the bottles

>>215774769
Not a massive fan of seagulls every time I see them. Feel the same about pigeons. Seagulls can soar quite majestically and pigeons are good when released in a flock and swoop around together in the sky.

I said I like corvids but they eat the eggs and newborns of weaker birds don't they? Savages, but that's nature I suppose.

rorke: stop the small boats
the small boats:

how come you never see canned food reduced when it's a little bashed?
they make you buy it full price, absolute sucker price
they take us for fools

>>215774827
he meant k instead of t

>>215774882
nobody is complaining about these small boats

Visiting cork , Ireland soon with the missus , any Irish lads around the area know the best things to see?

>>215774827
Leftypol having never left the urban jungle believes kites refer to the childs toy

Utterly stuffed my face today and don't even feel uncomfortably full. I really should. Reckon all the good bacteria and fibre and stuff I've been eating has paid off and now my digestive system is rock solid.

Where’s DTFIC?

>>215774909
rorke wants to stop them

urban ungles, well known for their *checks notes* open fields and kite-flying

『The Chase』(ザ・チェイス)は、イギリスのITVで2009年6月29日から放送されているクイズ番組である。司会はブラッドリー・ウォルシュ(英語: Bradley Walsh)。

>>215774914
cork in your rear-view mirror

>cold
>getting dark

Comfy weather is here de lads

fuck off

It's not even cold at all
dunno why he's lying

>>215774979
>urban ungles
Is this a new racist slur?

>>215775006
yes

Twitter is raging because a white English man beating up an elderly white English man on a London bus because he was racist to some Africans on the bus

>>215774996
it's obviously wound, you dont know what youre doing

only have one free plug in my flat and my phone, laptop and switch all need charged and i want to use them all

Oh my days

>>215774996
surprised you didn't think of yourself and try round

>>215774996
Stitched up like a kipper

Thoughts on the Switch 2 team? I have a Switch (1) and barely use it. I find the games are very expensive even getting them pre-owned.

>>215774980
poo squibbler

>>215775074
I have one and use it solely for Pokemon
it's good (for Pokemon)
other Nintendo games aren't good like Pokemon so I don't know about that

>>215775063
should have called me a mutt referencing hound instead

>>215775097
chad

>>215775074
thoughts on the 2 bollocks between your legs?

>>215775097
I never played sword and shield and didn't finish Violet. The last Pokémon generation I loved was 4. 5 and 6 were alright. 7 was acceptable. Anything after that I feel the quality has declined.

>>215775074
unfortunately you can't switch 2 being a woman

>>215775111
feedback noted
i'll do better next time, thank you

>>215775125
mong

tried scrubbing the nicotine stains of my finger with a cloth
didnt work and now my finger is cut
sick of it

>can't help but laugh whenever I see PBUH now
kek

next wordle is beard

>>215775137
Oh my Lord you ended him

>>215774980
you just know all the smelly hikki japgirls are shlickin' it to Bradley

>>215775135
legends arceus is good

i've played them all that came out on the switch 1 and its the only one i enjoyed

>>215775137
black nigger screeching

Its only banter lad, dont take it to heart

I don't like Southern Europeans. Italians etc. They're too loud.

>>215775153
How much you pay for your fags/baccy?

Can really tell who's on the team and who isn't tonight

>>215775155
makes me think of zutt

>>215775191
he's getting WOUND up haha :p

>>215775212
they're basically blacks

>>215775074
So far there's nothing on it I want to play. Might get one if that changes, we'll see

so thats solasis done then

Or Spaniards for example. They're so loud and hysterical.
I like the Northern European calmness and silence.

dont like roman history but i lke greece

>>215775074
I buy mine new on AliExpress personally, they come with foreign writing on them but all the games are in English and they’re a lot cheaper. You even get the Nintendo points for them.

Southern Europeans are spiritually women. Loud, hysterical, emotional, passionate.
Northern Europeans are spiritually men. Calm, logical, solitary, quiet, rational, not given to emotional outbursts, dispassionate.

niggas here still post ip grabbers

just don't like it

eheheh got your IP now I am gonna le hack you

Fucking hell grim as fuck

>>215775137
done that willy having cunt

any hull man in

>>215775376
good luck I'm on a dynamic ip

Varg said the one thing he doesn't like about Nazi Germany is their anti-Slavic attitude. Varg has always gotten on very well with Poles and Russians.

>>215775149
Why

>>215775389
why do you keep asking!!

alri

>>215775408
that guys a freak nigga with 800 children wouldnt take anything he says seriously

>>215774276
Based mammalSTACEY

>>215775387
>willy having cunt
Burst out laughing for the first time today cause of this one

>>215775384
Pic doesn't match the text. They're not scrawny and surely the one getting "ridden" loves allah and the scrawny ones love al-zutt or whatever it was

Is @realDonaldTrump here?
Would like to ask him something

>>215775471
I'm here what's up man

might move to the autonomous peoples republic of cheadle

MOTHER WILL THEY PUT ME IN THE FIRING LINE

>>215775367
care to explain?

nth for the gyaldem

>>215775426
im going to rape you

>>215775408
Russians are more Finnish than Slavic

any gay homosexuals in?

イギリスのテレビ番組の「ザ チェース」って知ってる? 「ザ チェース」の司会者の名前はブラッドリー ウォルシュ
ブラッドリーの写真が4chの/brit/スレによく登録したコメントと伴う
そのコメント?まぁ色々あるのだが主に「POO NIGGER SCREAMING」とか

>>215775515
Americans are more German than English

>>215775494
'no'

>>215775505
come to east park then...? x

>>215775538
was just saying this down the dojo

any /redzone/ man in?

>>215775486
Ever watched DBZ mr President?

ゴルフボールを吸ってる

>>215775613
>smoking

never gonna have a family lads, how do we cope?

>>215773915
Grim innit

>>215775389
Yeah. West Hull, but born on Bransholme estate. Are you from here or just mentioning it because you've seen it mentioned previously?

>>215775648
Never say never

>>215775643
it's the same word

405: John Chrysostom sends hordes of gray dressed monks armed with clubs and iron bars to destroy the “idols” in all the cities of Palestine.

406: John Chrysostom collects funds from rich Christian women to financially support the demolition of the Hellenic temples. In Ephessus he orders the destruction of the famous temple of goddess Artemis. In Salamis, Cyprus, “Saints” Epiphanius and Eutychius continue the persecutions of the Pagans and the total destruction of their temples and sanctuaries.

407: A new edict outlaws once more all the non-Christian acts of worship

408: The emperor of the Western Empire, Honorius, and the emperor of the Eastern Empire, Arcadius, order together all the sculptures of the Pagan temples to be either destroyed or to be taken away. Private ownership of Pagan sculpture is also outlawed. The local bishops lead new heavy persecutions against the Pagans and new book burning. The judges that have pity for the Pagans are also persecuted. “Saint” Augustine massacres hundreds of protesting Pagans in Calama, Algeria.

409: Another edict orders all methods of divination including astrology to be punished by death.

415: In Alexandria, Egypt, the Christian mob, urged by the bishop Cyrillus, attacks a few days before the Judaeo-Christian Pascha (Easter) and cuts to pieces the famous and beautiful philosopher Hypatia. The pieces of her body, carried around by the Christian mob through the streets of Alexandria, are finally burned together with her books in a place called Cynaron. On 30th August, new persecutions start against all the Pagan priests of North Africa who end their lives either crucified or burned alive.

416: The inquisitor Hypatius, alias “The Sword of God”, exterminates the last Pagans of Bithynia. In Constantinople (7th December) all non-Christian army officers, public employees and judges are dismissed.

Christianity is Jewry!

>>215774792
tell me more

>>215775676
well thats fucking stupid.

Used to be part of this 4chan video chatroom and this weird American fella would have a button he'd press which would trigger sirens and a Microsoft Sam voice saying "GAY PEDOPHILE ALERT"
Turns out the guy was a straight pedophile

>>215775561
wheres that
>>215775669
just curious

>>215774183
Restaurants buy these and then sell £2000 a shot

他のけつ穴で俺自分のけつ穴を冒している

>>215773915
What the fuck even is this? Are they actually trying to act like a communist dictatorship?

>>215775705
Hull presumably

>Used to be part of this 4chan video chatroom
holy grim

>>215775700
what do you do when you smoke? you suck on a cigarette

>>215775733
never heard of it

hath cami revealed thine princess wand yet?

>>215774183
scot jews not filling the bottle to the top

>>215775742
no

>>215775728
psdcefremk

alri

>>215775777
LOOK AT DIS DOOD

>>215774183
Is z 50 year old whiskey noticeably better than, say, a 30 year old whiskey? I find that hard to believe.

>>215775681
Holy based

rorkes only got 30 Pokeballs

>>215775737
still retarded when its not hard to use different words

>>215775777
how are the lads?

>>215775788
obviously not, but it costs more

>whiskey
>e

business idea: vintage coca-cola

>>215775742
yes on her fansly

>>215774604
my gf and i love fluffy small round birds like robins

traditionally whisky was sold unaged, or only slightly aged just from storage
then the scottish government brough in laws to limit production, so to get around it, distilleries started to store and age the whisky before selling
fast forward a couple of hundred years, and that ageing had become a defining feature and a hallmark of quality

>>215775830
well yeah it's called whisk e not whisk why

>>215775843
prove it

>>215775803
well it's much more common in japanese to refer to smoking using 煙 (smoke) or タバコ (tobacco, cigarette) rather than 吸う

>>215775792
Based on what?

cat walks into a bar and orders a whisker

got like 100K stardust from the two lucky stars holy shit

weebs, shut your noise

>>215775865
just jorked off my penist to it

>>215775872
nigga i dont give a fuck

WE HAD A SAYING AS TEENAGER: YOU ARE VERY WEAK IF YOU CHOOSE VULNERABLE AND ELDERLIES TO ATTACK. CHOOSE SOMEONE IN YOUR AGE TO PROOF YOU ARE POWERFUL!!! ALSO TODAY THESE KIDS/TEENAGERS ARE SO WEAK AND AWFUL. THEY NEED REAL PUNISHMENT FOR THEIR WEAKNESS BEHEAVIOUR AGAINST VULNERABLE AND WEAKLESS PEOPLE

>>215775878
On dabbing on pagans

im shite at battlefield

tranny discord talking to themselves are they

whisky is literally just wood flavoured vodka. complete sham

>>215775912
I was good at bc2 :)

>>215775891
link to her fansly?

>>215774183
Could you buy this in Gibraltar duty free?

>>215775964
sent in dms ;)

>>215775912
Will probably just take a while to learn the maps x

>>215775905
Why do christkikes like you hate European religion so much?

>>215775924
not really there's more than just the ageing that imparts flavour to the whiskey such as how the grains are malted for example

>>215775989
shame on you for getting a niggas hopes up

>>215775857
Everydays a school day

yer drinks supposed to fizz like that darlin aha xx

>>215775992
i need to learn to not be retarded

Boutta get the metaphor re something or other on

>>215776005
Odin isnt real mate

Christianity was quite simply the destructive judeo-bolshevism of the ancient world.

Christianity has never been "based". What we see today is Christianity reverting to type, to its true nature of destructive pure egalitarianism.

>>215776005
Pagans started shit and lost

I believe in magic in a young girls heart

might buy a guitar (to punish my ma)

>>215776053
Rome tolerated Christians.
It's christkikes who aimed to completely stamp out paganism in Europe.

might suck a beer

>>215776014
he has tho its on simpcity

might move to 10 downing street

might suck a willy

Might move to China.

>>215776097
link up a nigga?

>>215776073
>Rome tolerated Christians.
lmao what

>>215776073
Chat shit get banged

>>215776122
sent in the dms :D

>>215776016
"Everyday" (one word) refers to an object or activity that is a commonplace example of that thing, for example an everyday cup of tea is a cup of tea that is ordinary and unremarkable. "Everyday" isn't a substitute for "every day" (two words), which means each day.

>>215776124
They did. All they asked was that they swear loyalty to the emperor and the vermin couldn't even do that.

>>215776122
who are you talking about? I shall link you up

dark already

>>215776164
UwU

Mad how this brown fella has been on his little anti-Christian pagan larp rants in here all day for weeks on end

give it a rest Rasheed yeah

>>215776145
*shakes my head in disappointment and walks away*

>>215776159
that cami tranny that used to get posted here a lot

>>215776164
not fucking right is it

>>215776151
Every day is school day :)

>>215776181
its commiemong he's a nazi now

Sir VAR check

>>215776181
Christianity literally is brown.

>>215776235
Christianity is the whitest religion in the world

You are brown.

any aryan pagan beast man in?

howling gayly

>>215776252
>>215776252
>>215776252

christians brown now

>>215776250
How can Christianity be whiter than the religion of the vikings? Odin and Thor and all that?

>>215776188
you can tell he has absolutely nothing in his life

>>215776282
i think he means proper religions