Thread 215783435

RIP edition

s curved baton slapping silly
timmy dem a do nun x

arr bonnie has spoken

>Watkins was charged at Cardiff magistrates court with conspiracy to engage in sexual activity with a one-year-old girl and possession and/or distribution of indecent images of children and "extreme animal pornography".

Genuinely don't understand what makes some men become so depraved
Boggles my mind

MEGA LOLZ

Ian't Waskins

The laptop is updating team

>>215783481
Unironically drug abuse

>>215783481
he’s Welsh init if they fuck sheep they’ll do anything

reminder they killed alfie evans

Brutalism looks like Halo maps.

>>215783481
Porn addiction

October is the best month of the year

Feels weird seeing so many people celebrating Ian Watkins' death after so many people complaining about people celebrating Charlie Kirk being murdered. Of course, Watkins was actually a bad person.

Would be so funny if we started ending our posts in 'x' so when people show up for the next new they will be like "huh? What?" lmao x

>>215783511
>>215783539
no amount of drugs or porn could make me want to watch animals shagging or find infants attractive
utterly bizarre

can I get some advice for my cv? my stepdad says if i dont move out soon he will kick me out because one of my step brothers wants my room to himself

watching mr been

>>215783481
lack of melanin

>>215783456
This you bro?

well that's any chance of a lostprophets reunion gone out the window!

That’s the future king of wales right there on the left

>>215783588
I do that anyway x

Halo

>>215783481
I don't trust the media, police, justice system, none of it, to be honest. For all I know he was innocent and set up by the actual pedophiles for something. 50/50 chance it's all bollocks if you ask me. Can't trust any of it these days.

mrb been. funny

>>215783583
If I were a victim of or knew a victim of child abuse I can imagine celebrating Watkins' death

>>215783610
lmao ok then I'll start it too x

>>215783607
Might be more likely. The stigma of Ian is over.

>>215783625
hi mate

>>215783578
sexo

just done the dishes and it wasn't hard at all, I don't know why mom complains about it so much

>>215783600
It literally is him yeah

>>215783625
i dont remember this halo map

>>215783591
you're so fucking cute kid

>>215783651
Maybe because she has to clean up every time you decide to make cheesy pasta, Rorke

>>215783481
probably had a small willy that was only proportional to a childs arse and fanny. thats the case of most pedos. small willy men need locked up

>>215783600
no

>>215783591
Completely destroy that About Me section and just say something generic about what you hope to accomplish work-wise. What you have now is terrible.

>>215783686
>10cm
It checks out

Catbergs be cuddlin

>>215783686
imposter

my little rock skipper (skipper skipper skipper) ... x

and skinny

holy mother of based
they just do not give one fuck, we need to have exactly the same attitude

>>215783674
I've thought of this theory before myself
Would make sense tbqh I imagine if you had a really tiny penis you wouldn't want to date adult women because it's so humiliating
So you'd go for kids because they can't reject you and don't understand what's going on

Filled with so much hope for the future not just hope but I’m fucking hyped for tomorrow I can’t wait to get into work and make that paper

get the green belt turned into a biomass battery farm

>>215783733
omds ffs rasheed

any wretched slug man in?

>>215783591
>D.O.B: XX/XX/XX
>Primary school - 2008 -2012
You really fucked it.

>>215783755
where are the beans you gimp

>>215783755
Nice

>>215783583
Well yeah because Charlie Kirk just said women might be happier in a traditional woman's role like looking after the house and kids and cooking dinner and that instead of trying to be lawyers and soldiers and realising at 45 that they forgot to have a family. A lot of people can identify with that philosophy so it was scary to see him killed for saying it, and people laughing and cheering.

Not many people identify with that Ian Watkins bloke and what was into. Not cheering his death myself because it's a horrible violent death innit. Nothing to be happy about even if he was a monster.

>>215783435 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nlJgA_xWU8#t=31s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nlJgA_xWU8#t=31s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nlJgA_xWU8#t=31s

>>215783735
You really identify with the english, don't you?

>>215783755
peng
however: wrong kind of sausages, no beans, bread not fried

10cm

>>215783767
Here I am, an abomination.

Gonna take me bloody ages to pay off this mortgageberg ffs

>>215783600
that's not me
delete this

>>215783733
are people only just learning about islam after voting to let millions of them in

>>215783829
impersonator

Wish the modes would handle the Belgian once and for all, tyred of the cunt posting

sleepy tiem can someone post the bedtime star, i don't have it saved

>>215783822
death pledge, innit

>>215783840
impersonator

>greenbelt
ah yes, the madeup green land that prohibits development
>umm, you can't build there... JUST BECAUSE!!

>>215783844
UM x

>>215783863
alri leftypol

>>215783829
>>215783840
Getting defensive about his reputation again. When will this freak be strung up and bled out

erm...lads?

there goes rorke hiding out in his gay sex panopticon again

>>215783841
>bradleywalshlaughing.jpg

>such as
proper runtish vocabulary for a CV just ask chatgpt to write it for you

>>215783733
based, we could do with learning from these muslims

>>215783735
based, we could do with learning from these jews

>>215783822
Same, but my mum dying and the overpayment allowance means I can pay it off in 12 instead of 25 years. Bit of a monkey's paw deal, trading my mum for escaping bankberg's clutches early, but you take what you can get.

my body is shit bruv this gym stuff doesn’t work

>>215783900
thanks :3

I am full of heavy Metal
I am a heavy metal man

slippy shiny s curved baton rapidly bashing into 3 pm

>>215783844
far too early for sleepy tiem
get a grip

>>215783844
>>215783900
qt3.14 :3

Rorke's gone woke lads

>>215783767
more of an irredeemable swine, me

>>215783934
Takes at least a year

>>215783937
Just listened to that for the first time the other day and it made me weep
Excited to sit down and listen to the Geese records when I've got a time to really pay attention

>>215783863
Grew up in the middle of the Surrey Green belt and I'm glad it exists

slippy shiny s curved baton rapidly bashing into me

>CV
Never had to worry about one of these because I’ve never had a job.

Still can't wrap my head around the disappearance of Malaysian airline flight MH370. What's gone there then, lads?

>>215783863
dogshit ragebait

Someone should invent a big waterproof hat

>>215783867
not at all - I think we shouldn't be building any more houses and instead focus on population reducation
greenbelt laws are just pointless additional red tape

>>215783892
ufo sighting

Got my Stone Island t-shirt on in case it kicks off on /brit/

>>215783955
This is what James Lindsey looks like.

>>215783955
what a tremendous fag he is
what is it he's known for again? just mindlessly opposing the term 'woke' and anything he can describe it with?

>>215783979
join the forces

>>215783892
qrd

>>215783962
Fuck that then

>Geese
never heard of this band until today when I've seen it mentioned twice

>>215783955
never seen any of these terms used ever

London, home of the cockney

>>215784021
Now why on earth would i ever do that

Stomache having some rather displeasurable sensations

dogberg is snoring again

>>215783533
but can you 360 noscope on brutalism?

>>215784014
That's a big belly!

>>215783963
Heavy Metal Is great album
Maybe the best of the last 5 years

>>215784025
Comet 31/atlas that everyone is freaking out about

BIG game tomorrow
MASSIVE

heart hiccup...

>>215784077
won't know if you don't try

>>215783892
Is that a rock? In space? Oh god, Sir Keir, save us!!

>>215784126
we gon die nigga

>>215784133
me and ummmm

>>215784043
just ethnic shops now

>>215783955
Errrr so literally every European who ever lived before 1900 was "woke right" according to him

>>215784071
chin the cunt

London mosque faces criticism over 'men and young girls only' charity fun run

hate how everything is a 'fever dream' according to the latest generation of reddit incubated idiots

mad how some people can argue that london does not need an armed liberation

>>215784182
fugue state was popular a couple years ago

>>215784148
2-1

>>215783591
drop the "my". its just cv
doesn't need an introduction. everyone knows what a cv is
start with your name and a headline. student/graduate/qualified xxxx etc
education should start with most recent
work experience should focus on tangible results. what did you achieve while working at homebase? how did you work in a team?
drop the about me and put personal interests. what achievements have you gained doitsode of school and work. could just be a swimming certificate.

>>215784159
it's called progress rorke

Might start going to church. Do I have to speak at it? Or can I just turn up and mind my own business?

>>215784244
disgusting

>>215784165
Aggressive Zionist 'right wing' influencer who calls Hitler a 'groomer' has ties to actual child sex traffickers, what a shock.

>>215784182
they’re not wrong

>>215783664
hate when they do this

>>215784253
well you'll have to give a sermon yes

>>215784253
Yh they make you go up to the front and introduce yourself

>>215784253
you can just turn up but you should talk to people there too

>>215784286
Haha. No I meant are you expected to mingle with people?

Need a cuddle desu

>>215784019
He pulled that hoax where he edited an excerpt of mein kampf where everything was blamed on men rather than jews and got it published in a feminist magazine

>>215784253
what kind? If you're the only youngin at a church full of silverheads they will all swarm you and want to talk to you

Once spent £100 in river island buying new jeans, shirt and sunglasses preempting being invited to a night out but they didn't invite me

>>215784318
right so he was full anti-white from the get go, got it

Got a good sleep last night. Had a good day of toil today, easy but pleasant enough. Hoping im over the depressed abyss i've been stuck in the past few weeks.

>>215784312
Bring that booty

if you could have sex with women from any century before the 20th, which would you pick and why?

>>215784339
I'm not sure. There are nine churches in my town alone.

>>215784388
<3

>>215784405
cockmogs me

i am extra-hyper-woke right
more to follow

>>215784356
Mate that made me a bit sad desu :(
hope you've found better pals since

>>215784458
its a sock

Wonder if that lad went ahead and bought that dodgy fiesta?

what's the point in going to church can't you just pray at home

Dave's fact of the day:
Jesus did not in fact have a paper round
Another one of those for you tomorrow

>>215784472
/brit/ is my pal. Seriously though, I haven't had a single friend since primary school. Unless I count work friends but I only see them at work

>>215784419
I've visited 100+. If you're interested in being left alone, Catholics, Baptists or the megachurch types are usually where you can blend in. When I go to Lutheran, Methodist or Presby churches I get swarmed by nice old people asking me about myself because they haven't seen a new young person show up in decades

why does it say bottom at the top and top at the bottom?

what's mousey's view on scottish independence

>>215784416
Prime Helen.

got to do slayer fufu

>>215784513
I live 5 minutes from a Baptist church and half of my family are Catholic, some of whom go to the local chapel

one time my mentor at work cried because I didn't follow her instructions

>>215784615
Hope you're not a surgeon haha x

>>215784560
Check them out. They'd be happy to have you

>>215784615
probably had something else going on in her life

>>215784570
Absolutely guarantee this deano runt is not a psychopath
Just a criminal mong

>>215784615
Diagnosis: Woman moment
Prognosis: More woman moments to come
Suggested treatment: 1 marriage and 4-5 pregnancies

>>215784632
Thanks friend. I'm thinking about attending next Sunday

>>215783435 (OP)
Rest in peace, two sides to every story all I'm gonna say

The morrow looms

Me? Not back to toil until Tuesday night so staying up playing bf6 and posting here

ullo i am zee french i luuuv de wine and de women
where are de women i must have romance

rorkes next jeans? soiled.

>>215784731
They really are just like us, only different

Sabrina woodworker haha

>>215784728
is bf6 good

>>215784754
she can work on my wood anytime pal
haha

>>215784700
I wonder what the kids side was

>>215784728
that sounds *yawn*... fun

rorke bringing his jd bug with custom wheels into school

>>215784777
um

>Telling Fritz, the local German office worker a joke
>knock knock
>"knock knock? ist zis a joke?"
>no Fritz, you're suppose to say who is there
>"vy am I saying zis?"
>It's someone at the door Fritz, they're knocking on the door and you're suppose to say who is there
>"vy vould i ask vho iss zere?. i vould simply valk to ze door undt answer it"

>>215784677
No I think he is. Know a guy just like this and there's just a total blunting of feeling, adrenaline addiction.

bruh

>>215784777
court transcripts are so fucking grim

>>215784811
cold

>>215784752
i feel ze ennui wizout ze wine and ze women

>>215784811
Now were talking

>>215784777
hmm

>>215784777
Blimey

>>215784811
very Aryan

Just 18 days after getting married, Gavin Dasaur, originally from Agra, was shot dead in a road rage incident.

>>215784743
my ancestors are from Cork, Mayo and Roscommon

>>215784855
is the templar cross aryan

Farting out of my bollocks

>>215784864
Maybe in the next life her can have common sense not to pull a gun in america

>>215784880
if you look at the ukip thumbnail you can see it

the ukip rage of the early 2010 was so fucking funny man, kippers and the like

can I hear my mum on the phone with my aunt talking shit about me
;(

>>215783435 (OP)
??See you in heaven, king ??

>>215784916
Remember mumberg on the phone to my sister saying she had never seen me this sad after being dumped :(

>>215784811
is that a templar cross, sword and spear
or four uncut dicks about to touch?

>>215784905
Miss those days
Never had so much fun shitposting as during the Brexit era

wish i had a family haha

both parents are dead with no siblings, visit my aunt maybe like once a year

cruel world isnt it?

>>215784941
How in any way is that bad dickhead you had a GIRLFRIEND you got dumped and your mum was worried about you how is that bad at all dickhead

>>215784933
deathstar vibes

Elvis Presley was very British looking.

>>215784894
wonder what he was thinking

>>215784971
just not the same anymore is it, everyone is blackpilled into their respective political camps, we're on the verge of a troubles like scenario and nobody is doing a thing about it.

It's all so serious now

>>215784993
he was an ulster bull

I am a follower of Italian Fascism.

>>215784977
Can I pee in your ear?

Ghana has become the 21st team to qualify for the 2026 World Cup.
Only 27 spots remain.

>>215785023
Fuck off

>>215785019
nothing more aryan than brown people following a strongman tyrant

youre a dirty bastard a fucking dirty fucking bastard christ youre a fucking hog a fucking slop eating hog youre a swine eating through the arse of the trough eating the dirt beneath it jesus youre a greedy pig you are

UKIPPERSTANELY said
Up The Nige Bring Our Country Back Send The Looney Left To JaiL!!!!
+9130 upvotes on dm comments

>we're on the verge of a troubles like scenario and nobody is doing a thing about it
trying to accelerate it, me

>>215785054
dont use the Lord's name in vain

Mum just had a go at me for eating late she doesn’t understand I’m BULKING

>>215785005
Yeah bit grim these days
I think it's a necessary stage to pass through it to actually solve Britain's problems though
And I'm supremely optimistic we will live to see Britain renewed and restored

so the ukraine war was a nowtbuttie then after all

>>215785005
glad we don't have that problem in the states

>>215785031
mentally dominated you didn't I?

rorke dressing up as a black man and robbing co-ops

>>215785005
England will never have a troubles all bootlicking cucks yes sir please can I have some more oliver twist type cunts

>>215785107
rorkes incel rage

>>215785107
he just wanted the rick and morty szechuan sauce

>>215785066
How many flags have you put up

>>215783481
meth
being a nonce
also from reading the court documents, he seemed to derive sexual pleasure from the fact that the mothers were allowing him to do it, he saw it as having total control over them

rapelad

you just dont hear much of him anymore

>>215785154
looks dangerous

do you have a same-height friendgroup?

>>215785192
yes
(the only person in my friend group is me)

>>215785128
trvke

>>215785129
Mummy saying he can't have turkey dinosaurs for 12 days running

>>215785161
not how i roll

Gruntilda(bad end) sex arse

The guest on the new Sam Hyde episode looks like he doesn't know what he's doing there.
https://youtu.be/btFREpbxWJY

>>215785249
>>>/int/cum

ridiculous how much better homegrown tomatoes taste than even the good storebought ones, like two different things

reckon the ceasefire deal will fall apart in the next 7-14 days, trumps deals tend not to last

>>215785249
Not watching this garbage

>>215785280
reckon so do you

in awe of the ecumenical councils and the different sects that spawned out of them over the most trivial bullshit imaignable lmao

>is christ two distinct natures of human and devine or one united divine-human nature? (cath/prod/eastern orthodox vs oriental orthodox)
>should mary be called theotokos (mother of god) or christotokos (mother of christ) (all of the above vs assyrians/chaldeans)
>is jesus co-eternal with god or does god supercede him? (all the above vs arian christianity)
>muh filioque (cath/prod vs orthodox split)
>anglicanism is literally catholicism minus popeberg

I mean it's honestly absurd

YAY

>>215785192
The fucking state

>>215785304
No Peters

>>215785296
aye, remember the north and south korea one? that didn't do anything

>>215785280
Thanks Nathan
That was Nathan, our Incel on-the-ground there in his smeggy childhood bedroom

might do homemade turkey twizzlers and smiley faces for tea next week

the government owes me a gf

we're going to have sex

>>215785322
minimod cancer

>>215785326
i invented this gimmick btw

>>215785267
much fleshier
store brought produce is primarily grown for disease resistance and uniformity. plus theure usually picked before being fully ripe to account for transportation

you like freckles?

witnessing some quite autistic behaviour

nobody ever replies yet he posts more than most. curious

>>215785301
True. I read a bunch about the diaphysite vs miaphysite split and I still don't get it at all

>>215785339
You can't

Anyone had turkey mince before

>>215785385
no fuck off

>>215785400
yes i can

fycjubg ascbruaing

any of you lads into freckles

>>215785398
this is how people will think of brexit in a hundred years

today i have eaten
2 slices of toast with butter and jam
1 bacon roll
1 dark chocolate lebkuchen
1 jam doughnut
1 tuna salad sandwich
3 chocolate palmeritas
1 leftover sausage
1 heinz chicken soup with 2 slices of buttered bread

>>215785423
knew a girl with that name, from your shitty country funnily enough

>>215785414
ai image

>>215785385
love natalie mars's freckles

be christmas befoee you know it

people living on benefits should be banned from owning pets

tobuscus

>>215785402
manky af

>>215785515
whatever happened there

>>215785486
mum and gaz were seething

diet starts now

>>215785511
Actually true

which one of yous nicked the sausage off me plate then

>>215785533
turns out
lil nonce feller

>>215785551
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mFW1VGGcdXw

people living on benefits should be banned

3 sausages is not enough

>>215785548
um x

Quite like the French actually

>>215785107
certain someone when told he isnt allowed posting the certain thing

>>215785575
facto

>>215785574
mm delicious pancakes kek

>>215785548
cutie

Rorke.........my mandem.........my benchod.........my king

>>215785667
>>215785667

>>215785523
Oh is it? I was gonna buy it tomorrow

righto

>>215785678
waste of time imo just buy beef mince

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