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my 9ies-edition
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boards of canada edish

My name is Braxton and I love big lucious black cocks

>>215787380
I am not the target audience but consider this (You) an updoot from me.

intaking my edibles

time to go chop more wood. im feeling a little less ill rn so i might get more work done

tech jeets rolled out a big update to the companies expensive and shitty propriety excel clone and everything got completely fucked. heads are going to roll over this to keep losses down and my job isnt super important so can i can come and crash on your couch when i lose it

>>215787398
I see, thanks for the qrd

just got done with not having sex

>>215787524
same

how I got here

its all so grim

>>215787559
cheer up

wish I was in anglo heaven

>>215787575
Look at that stupid dog

>>215787592
relax hassan

kino autumn thread on /wg/
>>>/wg/8118593

>>215787604
kek

why do quadroons get to have blue eyes and im over here with brown ones?

lol poopy brown eyes!

>>215787660
no cap tho

eating frosted flakes in hot milk
this is so nice

>>215787740
tell me more about that. do the flakes break down in the hot milk and become an oatmeal-mushy-type consistency?

>>215787740
>hot milk

After 13 years, this is my final post on 4chan. I left a while ago, and I need to tell you something I never thought I'd say: I don't miss it. At all. In fact, I feel better in ways I didn't even know were possible.

This place doesn't just waste your time - it steals it. Hours, days, years lost to meaningless threads, recycled jokes, and arguments that go nowhere. You tell yourself you're here for the real talk, the uncensored truth, but most of what's left is either bots, schizos, or people so terminally online they've forgotten how to think like human beings.

Worse than the time, though, is what it does to you. Without even realizing it, you start adopting its cynicism, its cruelty, its detachment. Things that would've once made you cringe - or better yet, feel something - just become more content to scroll past. You laugh at things you shouldn't. You dismiss things you should care about. You become a parody of yourself, all while convincing yourself you're the one who gets it.

And for what? None of it matters. None of it ever mattered. The threads vanish. The insults are forgotten. The wars are just pixels on a screen. The only real, lasting thing is what you lose - your patience, your attention span, your ability to enjoy anything without irony.

Without the addiction of 4chan, I've had the drive, time and energy to pursue things that make me actually feel good. I've got healthier. I've read books. I've engaged in my hobbies. All without feeling anchored to this website I deep down truly despise.

I won't lie and say life outside is perfect. But it's quieter. Clearer. I can think without hearing this place's voice in my head. I can have normal conversations. I can like things again.

If you're reading this and even part of you wants to leave - just leave. Just close the tab. You won't regret it.

I shall not be monitoring this reply. It either gets noticed or it doesn't.

Goodbye, and good luck.

>>215787774
Unfuuny pasta.

its raining cumbums

my friend just came out as trans to me at 30yo

>>215787774
>The insults are forgotten
i have never forgotten a single insult thrown at me on this site

>>215787763
yes and it makes the milk sweet. really hits different in the autumn and winter

>>215787802
guaranteed replies

>>215787802
What a brave and amazing person. He has the right to diddle little kids now! Congratulations on being related with such an incredible person!

>>215787819
What anime is this

>>215787769
hot/pretty warm, don't knock it till you try it

>>215787801
You know G-d is in the rain
because it takes away the pain.

>>215787812
the leaf who made a post about his brother trooning out a thread or two ago only got 1 pity reply

>>215787840
boku no pico

only goycattle eat cereal

funny how the most widespread pepe permanently has that jpg artifact near the eye

>>215787810
tried it with any other cereal?

niggas be like
"these corn flakes too spicy"

This is Calcutta. Bohemia is dead.

>>215787812
it's true doe

>>215787774
I just use 4chan as a place to vent my negative feelings. All the other posters are bots or browns so it doesn't really matter if I hurt their feelings or say racist stuff to them that I couldn't say around people irl. That's all it's good for but it is good for something

>>215787913
HERE SHE LIES NO ONE KNEW HER WORTH
THE LATE GREAT DAUGHTER OF MOTHER EARTH

buying a new card binder on amazon with a card I got for my birthday, what else should I get?

Youll all see i swear to god if its the last thing i do i will take revenge on every single god damned bastard that has ever wronged me.

>>215787948
some bitches

>>215787398
It began as satire but that was very early on, as the lore expanded it became about what's necessary for survival in the post-horus heresy universe.

Hot fire, hot weather, hot coffee, I'm better
So I turn but I learn (it from you, babe)
Not to turn into a wildfire
To light up your night
With only my smile and nothing that hurts
Baby, I run like a wildflower
I live on sheer willpower
I promise that nothing will burn you

>>215787971
So you're going to kill yourself?

how can i get (You)s

i'm the only person in /cum/ who knows how the jpeg standard works

>>215788010
I'm*

>>215788009
Pretend to be a woman and simpcels will lose their mind

>>215788010
I know how the gaypeg standard works

Women owe me sex and money

posting it again

>frosted flakes and hot milk
>kraft dinner with hot dogs and ketchup
what are some other canadian food hacks?

The chiefs are going to lose

>>215788049
using canadian semen instead of maple syrup for breakfast. both taste and smell the same

>>215788049
Did you know that the national dish of Canada is Kraft Mac and cheese? They also get really mad when you remind them about it

>>215788077
any guy who says "personality" is a faggot

Why did you delete your gooner shit

Would you date a woman you know is evil if she was hot and nice to you still

One time I waved at a magpie and it flew and landed right in front at me and looked at me.

i like girls who have great, big, swinging, veiny personalities on their chest

>>215788102
I sent it before asking the question

weight > face > gams = tiddies > waist > ass > personality

but if she's a massive bitch then its an instant deal breaker

There's no way this is good, right?

Looks > Money > Status

back in boot camp there was a toilet stall where guys left tally marks on "ass tits feet personality" and someone crossed out ass and tits so I wrote them back on but I put "cock" over the largest tally set

Imagine sticking your dick in Barron Trump's asshole

>>215787802
why do niggas trans out past like 22
it's over bro, you lost your chance

>>215787948
https://www.amazon.com/Moondrop-CHU-II-Performance-Interchangeable/dp/B0CB8HHS8V

Try some IEMs. They will hurt to wear for the first couple weeks but eventually you'll be able to use them 24 hours a day with zero fatigue. Nothing comes close in terms of price/performance for the sound quality you get. They also act as earplugs because they go deep in your ear and create a vacuum. You can take them anywhere with you and not care if they get stolen because they're so cheap.

>>215788127
for me it's
being at least moderately attractive > personality > being really hot

uh oh I'm getting my first boner on NoFap day 3

>>215788151
This
You no longer have a chance of passing and I will not suck your dick

roast me

>>215788155
Im already good on headphones

>>215788171
you look good

Looks like Trudeau is banging Katty perry

>>215788171
I'd swipe right on you

>>215788138
The stalls in my local movie theatre are like that

>>215788112
you like birds?

>>215788167
Why don't you wait for november like everyone else

>>215788189
delete this now

what the FUCK

>>215788182
She said on twitter she loves blacked porn

>>215788207
prolly imported o algo

>>215788179
buy a dildo

>>215788215
Trudeau must have a big cock

last time i did no nut november i couldn't take it. i ended up buying a dildo and fucking my ass with it and came that way. i ended up really liking it and for a while i would only cum with my butt.

jeets on a mad tear

>>215788247
wtf is a zutt

>>215788195
Yea

anyone from US decide or plan on moving to another country?

>>215788255
a tribe of indians that may or may not have raped the islamic prophet

barberstein fucked my shit up once again

>>215788260
In two years yeah.

>>215788260
I want to colonize central America that includes Mexico

>>215788260
Nah

>>215788247
The zutt meme is funny but I prefer the one with Muhammad eating chicken.

>>215788260
yeah im being deported

>>215788246
Impressive, I still need my hands

Stupid dog! You made me look bad!

>>215788009
Post a sane opinion that a normal person might have.

>>215788319
i hate niggers

Day 3 NoFap and for the first time in years I'm getting an urge to talk to women. This is uncomfortable

>>215788260
nah

>>215788009
ask a stupid question

>>215788331
that feeling will pass

>>215788346
No it won't

>>215788055
It's too bad Paul the octopus is dead

>>215788324
name one time a black person personally wronged you

>>215788257
here's a canadian one. they live in praries

>>215788319
Okay. The world is overpopulated so we should kill journalists

this nigga based af

>>215788267
>muslims and indians fighting
chud is relaxing and at peace

>>215788363
i work at a black owned business that serves black customers 4 days a week.
so every day i have between 8 and 30 interactions where a black person is too stupid to understand the services that are being offered and try to argue with me about it.

This guy posted up in front of my car, I have nothing to feed him though.

>>215788247
Yeah, the recent surge in zutt threads is not organic at all.

>>215788363
I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed.

>>215788383
I woke up to a robin's nest outside of my window I guess state birds can handle the winter...

>>215788384
Wow! Cool it with the shocking liveleak gory content kid!

Sipping some ginger ale flavored sparkling water

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0XPTmIqU6NE
How do I get youtube to serve me up more zero-view kino

>>215788363
every time one comes up to me with that AAVE gibberish I feel personally wronged

>>215788363
A black dude crashed into my car because he ignored a stop sign. He had several prior driving offenses. Completely totaled it and I got hit head-on. Somehow I didn't get injured at all (outside of soreness for a few days).

i read your file

What the hecking fudge is a zutt? No I'm not going to outer /int/ to figure it out

>>215788384
jeeeeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuus

>>215788448
zionist mutt? russian mutt?

I love Tate McRae

>>215788398
He thought that most wagies were slaves.

>>215788363
my childhood home was broken into and burgled on three different occasions by black people

>>215788417
Not really, the eggs wouldn't survive the cold and there isn't enough insect life to provide protein. Probably just a first year pair having a tard moment unless you live in like Arizona or somewhere.

>>215788471
do you think she waxes and bleaches her asshole?

>>215788383
Nice looking colors

>>215788448
Its the failed jeet meme the discord jeets are fruitlessly using to try and deflect criticism of india onto muslims

The seagulls know me cause I give them stale bread sometimes

>>215788485
I don't know but I do

>>215788448
Migrants from Pakistan/India to the Arabian pensiula. There is a story about prophet Muhammad having sex with them.

>>215788448
a zutt is a guy who think he's fly
and is also known as a buster

I've been a neet for 5 and a half years now. It's been fun but I now desire to have more discipline and reintegrate into society. It's time to move on with my life.

>>215788428
this is how

>>215788510
while both jeets and mudslimes deserve to be criticized with an axe, that seems like a silly endeavor.

>>215788474
The worst part about being a wagie is all the buckbroken cucks around you who insist it's actually a good thing and get unironically invested in the affairs of the company they work for

>>215788474
So did Marx but you ain't see him quoted on such basis despite his works having much more copies sold.

Are Marx readers non-virgin gigachads that don't spend their free time on this unmoderated shitshow? Scary to think so.

why do some birds mate for life? what is the evolutionary advantage?

>>215788537
Maybe, when they've found a mate they think is ideal, they want to produce as many offspring with it as possible, to create the strongest bloodline? No idea desu.

>>215788537
Greater stability probably

>>215788536
marxists are just too poor to afford a computer and internet, and those that do have some of their parents' money require highly moderated internet forums to talk

>>215788536
I don't think you find many fans of Marx on 4chan.

Made to rape souls
Made to make every day pain and every thought anger

>>215788482
nop, not all robins migrate south for winter
>>215788537
ever think about it from a moral perspective?

>>215788579
i was born without one of these, and yes i have a single mother

>>215788537
it's romantic

>>215788537
Never fly solo. Caspere knew this.

>>215788579
>Whats this? You are SITTING?
>You have done this too long, it is not to my amusement
>YOU MAY NOT RECLINE AT THAT ANGLE LEST YOU SUFFER MY WRATH

>>215788363
Niggas stole my bike

>>215788580
Birds don't live in nests, except burrowing owls I guess, they shelter in trees and shrubs even in the winter months. Nests are specifically for protecting the eggs.

>>215788398
he was a cynical schizoid faggot who literally went crazy and died an incel

>>215788634
ok....and?

It's funny how owls are considered wise, but they are one of the dumber birds

>>215788666
Wisdom and intelligence are separate but related things

Do you think people in WWE get injured fr?

>>215788666
Satan confirmed

ayo dis segregation n sheeeet

>>215788699
yes i think wwe actors get injured during their performances

I'm tired of coping about this. Relationships with other people are one of if not the most important parts of your life. They are among the most fulfilling and enjoyable parts of life. Very, very few people are better off being or are well-equipped to be loners. I need to stop being a bitch and try to interact with other people and stop larping as superior due to my deficiencies.

>>215788708
You just know

I hope lobsters don't feel pain when people boil them alive

>>215788708
Is this the hag who's supposed to replace my wife Cogita

>>215788747
The painless way to kill them is to freeze them and slice their neck.

>>215788747
It's been scientifically proven that they feel excruciating pain.

>>215788747
That's why a lot of chefs quickly split their head with a knife before boiling

canadians used to be known for really bad posts......then they were known for being chinese.....now they are known for being jeets. what's next for this country??

Many of you are familiar with the concept of the noble savage.

Boomers have the same concept for themselves, the noble boomer.

Every Boomer has worked hard and deserves more and every young person is a lazy bum who deserves less.

/cum/ is a misty general

>>215788809
I'm chinese and indian and also I'm gay

>>215788809
death i hope

No one ever asked me what my favorite food or drink is, what my favorite color is, what places I would like to go to for a vacation, etc.

People only ask me things to have a gain from like academic questions for example. No one ever cared about me whether it was a guy or a woman.

>>215788813
Not mature enough

Have a jerb interview tomorrow and I have no idea what the job or position is

>>215788655
And...your comment about them not migrating for the winter is totally irrelevant to them building a nest this late in the season because they can't succesfully raise a brood in winter conditions.

>>215788856
how can this be

When I think about it, foids are only partially the reason I want to ascend. Having had dogshit teenage years where I was treated like human waste, a big part of the reason I want to ascend is to simply mog the normalfags and foids who ruined my most important developmental years for me. I want to find them again and see them all declining and living shit lives while I finally enjoy myself. I want to post pictures on Instagram showing a mogger lifestyle while those niggas watch and become jealous. Some kind of vengeance. I think this is the only way I can rejuvenate my ego and fix abused dog syndrome. Nothing would make me happier than to go from a subhuman that is seen as scum to a mogger who those same people now think about in adoration or jealousy.

>>215788873
I applied to like 20 jobs at once

what a white boy got to do to zutt a cute stinky french girl

for me, socializing is like buying scratch-off tickets.
sometimes i win and have a good experience, but most of the time i feel bad for wasting my time and energy
it's possible that i have a life changing experience, but in the long term i'll probably just end up worse off compared to if i had just spent my time on my passions

I'm so sick of looking like some meth head while everyone else gets treated like kings. Every day, I see people getting the recognition and respect that I've been denied my whole life. It's like I'm invisible, a ghost nobody wants to acknowledge. All I want is to ascend, to finally be seen and treated like a normal human being. Is that really too much to ask? I'm tired of being on the outside looking in. The other day I took a lonely, peaceful walk through the park, desperately trying to forget about all the fun the normies were having. It's like they live in a different world, one where I'm always on the outside looking in.

>>215788971
you are being treated the same as everyone else.

>>215788971
>Is that really too much to ask?
Yes.

>>215788900
What if you got hired by all of them? Boy oh boy would that be a sticky situation or what?

I get shit on constantly. Every time I go to work or school, normies always have to mention a flaw of mine and they just can’t hold it back. I get called creepy, weird, scary, etc. I have nothing but depression. I don’t even get treated like a human being. I want to blow my shit off with a shotgun. I think about it every day. I'm a good person at heart and did nothing to deserve this torture. I'm a coward, a cuck, an ugly piece of melting garbage. Life is fucking cruel man…

Shut up

>>215788999
Why? Just accept the one you want

>>215788999
I already got rejected by Northrop Grumman

>>215789016
cheer up!

i just turned 22 and my life is fucking over, all of you complaining don't really understand how it feels

I hate the fact all the girls I liked in my life never treated me like a human. They either ghosted, friendzoned, laughed or ignored me. No one showed interest back, this shows how ugly and unappealing I am. If I were their type they would have showed interest in who I am, what I do or want. No one asked me this, they didn't care. It's like they were talking to a robot.

>>215789076
You've been saying you just turned 22 for like 8 months now

should I make a cup of coffee to dunk my vienna fingers in? or should it be tea? or milk? or should I eat them with nothing but water? /cum/ decides

>>215789076
>i just turned 22
Same except I'm not depressed

>>215789076
Okay kid

>>215789113
1 vote for tea

i got lots of work done
was able to add another layer to the stack of logs
it should be enough wood for winter now at least, but theres still more to chop
i accidentally broke one of the wedges because i hit it too hard though so now i only have one, and i have quite a lot of blisters on my hands even though i wore gloves.
i think that when it snows tomorrow ill be very happy because the snow is so pretty
my mom asked to watch some anime with me so i think we're gonna finish this season of wistoria's wand and sword

I'm sub5 and I'm constantly treated like utter shit, no matter how kind, polite and empathetic I am to people. Even old ladies look down on me. I used to be shy and introspective, I worked on getting better and more outgoing, but it turns out that people don't want a ugly guy with attitude and talkative. I feel bad to ask for information, directions and whenever I walk into a store, drugstore or a market in general, I am received in the worst way imaginable. I'm 5'10 to make it worse lmao. I mean come on, I can't be the only who goes through this right? Now I avoid asking for information in the street, not because iIm shy or introspective, but because society made me this way, getting constant negative reinforcement and disgusting looks from people, along with a sub-human treatment. Life is brutal.

Black people and old people find it impossible to walk into and out of a convenience store or gas station without a whole bunch of bullshit in the middle

>>215789045
Imagine if all twenty bosses invited you to a dinner party and it turns out they're all going to be at the same one. Gyooo uh-oh haha! You'd have to dart around and talk with each of them for a few minutes then think of an excuse to talk with the next one all night. Gee whiz how exhausting!

someone should make a zutted edit with that image of wojak lowering the screaming white woman into the room full of indians but instead its muhammad

/cum/ is not your personal blog, whiny cunt.

>>215789142
>Life is brutal.
it is. sorry anon.

>>215789145
You've got some imagination on you

>>215789145
Reminds me of the special scene you get in persona games if you try to romance all romanca le options in one playthrough. Comedy gold!

>>215789131
plain tea? with sugar and milk? just sugar? just milk?

The only time people ever treated me good, or gave me respect, or
gave me the opportunity to date or have friends outside of school occurred when
my looks improved and I looked good to the people.
People assume that you have high social status and that you are a player with lots of women chasing you. If you're a nice person and have good future ahead or rich parents
you will get even more people wanting to be friends or be with you.
Life has no meaning if you are not good-looking and accepted as popular unless you are spiritual or religious.
If you are not, you're just a nobody, a loser, no one cares about you. People take out their anger on you.
You are trash or nothing to them. Humans are devils in disguise I tell you. Shallow, corrupt, malicious, vindictive.

>>215789157
you're literally german bro

>>215789157
You are unironically less welcome in /cum/ than the blogger

If I were born in medieval europe I'd have been a blacksmith

>>215789016
>>215789110
>>215789142
post pictures of yourselves, blur whatever you need to but we gotta know what you're working with

>>215789199
my family name comes from farming so i probably would have been a wheat farmer

>>215789199
i'd be the king's kennel-master

>>215789132
Get some rest, Kakashi

>>215789182
You can at least filter me easier than the blog posting zoomie.

>>215789199
There are blacksmiths working today

>>215789178
vienna fingers are already sugary right? I'd go just milk

I think good looks and being physically attractive is more valuable socially than anything else, even money.
It gives you a level of influence and status that can’t be replicated in any other way.

It's soulcrushing when you realize that if you were born better looking and taller, you could have had friends, been socially accepted, been treated like a human being, had girlfriends, made memories, had all those experiences that you deeply wanted but instead you didn't and someone luckier did that without any reason at all...
There is no coping around that fact, it's just pure, brutal, mindless determinism...

Shaniqwa Lateesha unemployment is the canary in the coal mine recession indicator

Mortarion and Perturabo.

I like one, and act like the other.

>>215789265
Do they purposely use fat black women everytime?

>>215789265
A lot of black women work in useless jobs in the public sector.

This isn't what life is supposed to be about. I'm not supposed to be sitting in my room consuming mindless content 16 hours a day. I'm not supposed to be ostracized and isolated to a meaningless existence of perpetual dopamine distractions. This isn't what life is supposed to be. This isn't what life is going to be.

My last name is related to being a musician in the old country

>>215789289
>Thin black women
/x/

>>215789256
>>215789233
>>215789304
>>215789179
>>215789142
Shut the FUCK up

>>215789305
Is that old country the homeland

>>215789293
which is actually part of the reason why its a recession indicator, when useless jobs start getting scaled back its a sign that no one has money and its only a matter of time until actually useful jobs start getting cut down to the bare minimum

No, I refuse.

>>215789304
Life is what you make of it, it's not supposed to be anything unless you allow it.

>>215789305
Hello John мyзыкa

>>215789222
Currently under a blanket. Can't help but overdo it every time. I like kakashi a lot because he's like that too.

Eating a buffalo chicken pizza from walmart and its insanely good

have no idea what a vagina would feel like upon my penis

>>215789336
I'm destined to be a Napoleonic figure, so what you say is wrong

My life is great. I got a beautiful wife and 2 kids who love me

>>215789390
I'm destined to defeat you. Tick tock

Made the girlfriend cry because she brought the wrong kind of ice cream over. I know it's petty and I should apologize but I'm still angry about the situation. I'll tell her to go home and call me in the morning. God damn who buys neopolitan. It's the worst kind. Just get the brownie batter kind like a normal person what the fuck. You can't even put toppings on neopolitan because there's nothing that goes equally well with all three flavors except maybe raspberry syrup which we don't have. Why are women so incompetent?

>>215789390
If that's what you believe then sure, but it's not up to anyone but you.

>>215789372
salty fish

time for my incelwalk

>>215789368
What brand?

>>215789327
Is the motherland

>>215789414
Walmart foods®

>>215789407
I hope you hit her

>>215789372
ever fucked a fleshlight?
it's like that but also feels like you put your dick into a hot tub

I am a victim of Police Brutality

>>215789413
How do sexhavers call their walks?

>>215789421
Britain? Yes!

>>215789155
does someone have this image so i can make a legendary gem

>>215789447
i was a victim of the knockout game

>>215789457
No Eastern europe

>>215789472
you relaxed

cool it with the racism.

>>215789483
Erm, I'm not a slav....

>>215789442
I've been thinking about it but her dad is super protective and a gun nut. I'll wait for him to die or become elderly or trick her into moving to a distant state first.

>>215789454
https://youtu.be/GHxFr_oDSTI?si=o4o5A8Ia3XtuozUs

i made tea with milk to dunk my vienna fingers in because a canadian ordered me to. any other requests?

>>215789411
No it's up to God. And God has ordained it

>>215789517
lose weight

This is what America is all about

They call me nutman
They call me doo-rag
They call me Mr tibbs

My major league sportsball teams aren't doing well

>>215787361 (OP)
>9ies
at least they're competitive
my Ravens are getting blown out by 3+ scores every fucking game

Holy shit my dad is getting old, we went on a trip together and he should NOT be driving much anymore.

GO JETS GO

It's not your team

>>215789554
the jets are old team they should just rebuild. i have no hope with this core

>>215789569
my grandpa took me to one of the afterparties when the Ravens won in 2000 (I was a baby) and apparently I got to touch the Lombardi Trophy so YES THEY ARE MY TEAM

>>215789427
That is not a real brand...

>>215789531
i'm not fat. any fat i do collect goes to my thighs and ass.

Squidward Testicles

I WANNA BE THE MINORITY

i quit playing the musician game, after all these years i guess its time to call it a failed dream and get a serious job...

>>215789607
just get me to florida...

6700 xt has 4 more gigs of vram and less power consumption
3070 has better raster performance

I will be playing on 1080p
games I care about are optimized for NVIDIA
both cost 300 CAD

thoughts?

i have an rtx 5080 and play on 4k max settings. thoughts?

you know rape?

>>215789631
fuck you. thoughts?

>>215789631
>>215789620
all gibberish to me

new

>>215789651
>>215789651
>>215789651

new cum on the log

>>215789414
It is the walmart brand, Great Value

>>215789581
I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that

>>215789659
I've had those and they are not good