Thread 215789651

evening edition

>>215787361

I have a 6 Inch penis when fully erect

I eat ass and pussy

i am rich and still live with my parents

>>215789672
:0

persian accent is terrible

the arby's bear attacked someone again today

UK government outlaws free drink refills on hot chocolate, mocha and Coca Cola

We need to get RFK jr to bring back pointy tits

>>215789701
america should do the same. fat fucks.

>>215789716
you are racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0TE5PRI3EI&list=RDQ0TE5PRI3EI&start_radio=1

I miss being 19

>>215789722
fatties aren't a race

>>215789701
Aren't there some US states where you can not buy fizzy drinks with food stamps?

74% of Americans over the age of 20 are overweight or obese
Meanwhile I'm gymmaxxed and can't get a girlfriend.
What is this clown world

>>215789698
the arby's bear?

The bulls lost to the bucks

>>215789771
>NBA
the lowest IQ sports league on earth

>>215789683
I know images like this are made to be as broad as possible but it's fucked how much this is literally just me.

da jays

does /cum/ have any requests for me? last thread a canadian ordered me to make tea with milk and I did so and posted pics.

>>215789793
Yeah. No one else I care about played today

>>215789767
its a black bear that lives in the woods near arby's. sometimes it gets in their dumpsters and sometimes it attacks people. its been relocated a few times already but it keeps coming back to terrorize arby's. they'll probably put it down this time.

I'm normal weight

>>215789808
Alcohol is bad for you

American ball games be like: the Red Skin Eagles from Santa Juanita lost to the Red Neck Ants from AlabamaWashinton

>>215789808
suck my dick

OwO

>>215789824
False

>>215789808
Jimmy Prepared

I'm normal weight

I miss the foid who posted pics of junk food.

>>215789824
just as bad as weed
>>215789827
it has to be something realistic that i can post proofs of

>>215789808
A Gin that's meant to be taken straight rather than in a mixed drink

All the fuckers who complain about "muh soy" (which has phytoestrogens in low quantities, which don't really affect your T/E) never talk about alcohol like beer having 50 times the amount of phytoestrogen, which is enough to cause actual hormonal effects.

>>215789847
she posts in /fr/ regularly. maybe you can go shit up their general instead

>>215789824
>>215789848
both are bad, but they're literally the spice to life. being sober is like eating raw chicken.

Alcohol is based

>>215789869
No it isn't

>>215789861
I don't speak French, unfortunately.

>>215789891
No it isn't

I need plastic surgery so badly it's insane

theres this new very unfunny forced zutt meme going around

>>215789857
They don't care about facts or details they just fo along with what everybody says. It's not about what it is, is about what it represents.
If they say soy is related to emasculated men it is and that's the end of it.

>>215789891
No it isnt

I haven’t watched sportsball since they changed the redskins name

>>215789891
um, ACKSHUALLY

>>215789843
200 should be the minimum weight to be considered a man so long as most of it is muscle

>>215789917
I don't use outer /int/ so the first time I heard about it was the last thread

I am the most handsome man... In this house

>>215789917
I don’t go to outer /int/

>>215789917
I still think it's being forced by indians.

>>215789935
lower that to 150 and I'm on board

>>215789956
it is

my attention span is so fried that i can't even sit 1hr during a good movie before getting bored and turning it off

george floyd 9/11

I'm 700 lbs pure muscle

>>215789956
A few Christian youtubers have covered the topic this year but Indians started to spread the meme here on /int/.

>>215790022
Donald Trump Labubu

>>215790035
What a fat pig!

Is it normal to be completely dead inside before I even turn 30

>>215790032
I dunno about that, I only follow cooking youtubers.

>>215790034
This bitch look like a turd

>>215790035
perfection

Im sick as a dog

>>215790056
My YouTube feed is full of slop but I never watch cooking videos.

>>215790049
if you have to ask it means you still have hope, however small. you've been let down by things outside of your control, but that's normal. things can get better if you work towards it. if you only have one go at this shit you might as well drink deeply from what it has to offer.

Watching Harry Potter and the philosophers stone

They not gone play wit me cause im not gone play

>>215790049
For a guy? I don't think so unless you've been to war or something

>>215790100
the first two harry potter movies are peak comfy. to me they're more christmas than halloween.
after those two movies the rest of the series gets too grimdark for my taste.

>>215790100
wish I could be a kid and watch them for the first time again

I'm at the end of my rope

How many days sober are you

>>215790134
I've had like 5 sips of alcohol in my entire life

>>215790009
Start bird watching. Get a decent pair of 8x binoculars and an illustrated field guide. Sibley's and Audobon's are good don't get one that sorts birds by something retarded like alphabetical common names or goofy shit like color or size. Then just look at birds whenever you're not doing anything else. Make mental notes from beak to feet and then once the bird is gone try and ID it in your guide. They usually aren't in one spot for long and they're always doing something new so it shouldn't tax your attention span much while helping it grow.

>>215790134
Is this proper English?

>>215790134
278 days if you don't include using listerine for mouthwash

>>215790134
Zero but I just went two weeks without drinking and I'll probably do another two weeks starting tomorrow

Why do you think certain people don't grow out of Harry Potter?
I mean, they are terrible books even for children standards and the movies are hollywoodslop.

>>215790159
Yes

>>215790159
Retard

>>215790035
Honestly grotesque proportions

>>215790134
1 give me about an hour though

>>215790035
too much ass

>>215790134
I've been sober since June 5th

>>215790164
nostalgia

Harry Potter is a Christmas movie

Reminds me of that tragedy

>>215790134
Was 5 days but then I had two beers and am going to drink tomorrow at Thanksgiving lunch
Then no alcohol for a couple weeks

>>215790231
maybe the first one, the second one is too spooky

>>215790177
honestly you're gay as fuck
>>215790189
too much homosex

Need a 5/10 evil fascist incel chud GF so bad bros

>>215790271
looks like a 7

>>215790164
they don't need to be high art for you to be able to appreciate them for what they are.
i'm pretty tired of people using "slop" as a criticism as though 1) being made for mass consumption is inherently a bad thing, or 2) that their special interests that they enjoy aren't also slop. people make things to be enjoyed, full stop, end of discussion. you can still dislike or critique something for being poorly made or having elements that you simply don't enjoy but at least bring something more legitimate to the table.

>>215790264
Don't get me wrong I'd fuck her but nobody is carving statues that look like that hoe

This is a painting of baby Jesus

>>215790271
This nigguh using a VPN

I didn’t get the promotion to assistant manager

>>215790328
There's an app I use where you need to use its VPN for it to work on iphone

I believe it

Hey guys I asked you yesterday to pray for my dad cause he was sick, well now my sister is sick too so if you could include her in your prayers that would be a big help

Praying to the devil Jew god Yahweh

>>215790345
Cute girl

showed my mom the norman macdonald frog bank joke and she cracked up

>>215790049
Yea most people start working before 30. One week on minimum wage hell permanently breaks your spiritual hymen

>>215790271
Looks like she has the same gums as the late Charles Kirk

>>215790324
Oh nononono look at the top of his head

>>215790357
lets bow our heads
dear lord, we thank you for this blessed day that you have gifted all of us. what a gift to be alive to serve in your name and experience your bounty. please watch over leafanon's father and sister who are sick, please bless them with your grace and allow them to be healed to full health so that they can continue to serve in your name. please give leafanon the strength that his father and sister can lean on, to be a great mountain against crashing waves of troubles. may your light shining down on us lead the way to a brighter tomorrow. we're so thankful for everything.
in your name we pray
amen

>>215790414
I remember when I was sixteen one of my high school teachers couldn't believe I didn't have a job yet

>>215790441
me too, people started getting jobs in grade 9

>Irish character
>First thing he does is try to make rum
>Makes a bomb instead
Rowling you're a genius

Should I read Game of Thrones or DragonBall before sleep

Wand and sword was really good
>>215790357
Will do

>lying in bed supes dupes sleepy looking at phone
>nod off and drop phone
>phone bonks onto face
>wake up
>repeat for an hour
>now sleepy enough to maybe go to bed
life is so cute and wonderful hehe :3 have good nights everyone! dont be too mean to each other!

>>215790477
Good night my darling. I wish you sweet dreams and a beautiful sunrise.

One time my uncle asked everyone he knew to pray for him because he thought something was wrong with his heart but really he was just going too hard on the exercise bike

Is /cum/ a Yung Lean or a Bladee general

>>215790477
Vrilly nigga

>>215790532
We like negative XP and Viper

>>215790407
mossadbot

>>215790532
type o negative

That Maximilian sure is good at fighting games

Should I get dreads?

im back

>>215790565
Just cut it super short

>>215790565
black people hair is kind of its own science i wouldnt know what advice to give.

alcohol solves everything

>>215790576
That’s what my mom suggests too

>>215790565
bro halloween isn't until the 31th, cill out with the costume

>>215790565
never seen good looking dreads

>>215790532
more of an ecco2k guy myself

>>215790565
>negative canthal tilt
>nosecel
It's over, not even dreads can save you...

>>215790636
>incel-science

Discordjeets seem to have almost completely overrun outer /int/

>>215790591
It’s screwed up man. I was unironically considering just straightening it but pussied out at the last second.
>>215790601
Literally me

>all the illegals have to leave
>most americans are upset about this for some reason

>>215790651
Mindbroken by constant banter

>>215790654
I am not going to read any of that

dead money > old world blues > honest hearts > lonesome road

Rent is a good musical

>>215790565
post bbc

im so so so excited to take a bath but want to finish this cup of coffee first

>>215790654
Nice creepypasta, got any more?

>>215790676
very true, very true.

>>215790676
bonesome chode

>>215790565
if you've never had dreads, i'd say yeah. try it while you're young before any balding starts, if you don't like it you can always just cut it off or try another style.

>>215790734
the one good thing about lonesome road is that you can get elite riot armor that doesnt make you a bearcuck

>>215790691
it takes time to draw the water and add bubbles and such. get it ready now while you sip :) if you were a cute twink or femboy I could get it ready for you haha <3

>>215790676
I would swap the last two but they are both pretty shit, so maybe it doesn't matter

>>215790648
They will call you an incel, but never a liar

>>215790741
True. They’re so damn expensive though.

>>215790668
They are completely spamming the catalog with Mahomet being raped by jeets, can't they just nuke each other irl instead?

>>215790773
I’ll be alright. I’ll just get rich so I can get facial reconstructive surgery.

>>215790767
Thank you

>>215790747
im many rats in a trenchcoat irl

Can't wait for normieween to be over so all the NPCs can clam up and go inside all winter

what operating system does /cum/ use

>>215790876
>nooo!
>people CANT have fun!!!

>>215790876
Anyone else find it weird every holiday and it's traditions are declining, except halloween which seems to be getting more popular every year?

>>215790887
It's been going since August it needs to be over

>>215790885
gaysoft 11

>>215790885
windows 11

>>215790885
i use windows cause my pc is too slow to run a vm and i like gaming

>>215790847
what's that mean?

>>215790876
I like Halloween

>>215790885
fedora linux since 2017

>>215790930
basically osmething like this

Not a fan of that one anon here who regularly replies to himself desu
[(you) know who (you) are]

HEY SATAN
HEY THERE JEWS

About the say the J word

The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

>me
drunk man
>/cum/
snake

not feeling too good right now

>>215790989
well (nobody [else (is [aware of] [who] you're) talking] [about] .)

>>215790972
cute

The nail that sticks out gets hammered.

>>215791055
thats very sad. snakes are good creatures

>>215790996
>>215791088

can't call people fags anymore, can't call them retards
what kind of world are we living in

>>215791088
>venomous snake bites man for no reason at all
>hes a good creature he dindu nuffin
sybau

I'm an ultra loser

>>215791100
nice picture. the deteriorating castle in the background is especially interesting.
>>215791109
it wasnt for no reason. snakes only bite people because theyre scared.

>>215791104
I call 'em FAGTARDS

besta both worlds ya see

Bought some shoes yesterday

Fagger

>>215791124
Just go to the beach bro

king of the beach

>>215791104
I thought L’homme orange was going to change that

>>215791141
this is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK3Chc1hMSM

>>215791141
Cute gecker
>>215791160
Orange man was able to get gay as an insult back on the menu but fag is still out of reach

>>215791067
Fine by (me)

I want American friends

Maybe I'm incredibly smart and perceptive or maybe I'm paranoid schizophrenic

>>215791176
>>215791178
Youre responding to a legit pedophile

>>215791192
no gaijin allowed in this thread

I feel like I might legit go full schizo as I grow older, I just got to remember money is everything so at least I can pay someone

>>215791197
Maybe you're just an asshole... Maybe I'm just an asshole

>>215791229
High chance that you are, not me though

>>215791200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emEnQDFIpmU&list=RDemEnQDFIpmU&start_radio=1

>>215791237
Sponge bob doesn't make me laugh

>>215791197
Im very perceptive and sorta often ill make some deduction from my observations and when I share them to people and they ask how i know they just give an empty golem stare. it's more depressing to feel alone among your own mind for sure
>>215791192
You can probably make anerican friends pretty easy as an English speaker.

who lives on a pineapple into the sea

>>215791200
how do you know he is one?

>>215791254
yo mama

All Japanese flags are Americans on proxies or military bases

Feel like if I explain everything I feel I'd get sent to a psychiatrist instantly

>>215791250
>Im very perceptive and sorta often ill make some deduction from my observations and when I share them to people and they ask how i know they just give an empty golem stare
so you're not very perceptive you're just a schizo

>>215791269
and all american flags are chinese on a vpn

Ni hao

>>215791282
trvke

penis!

The Brazilian incel honestly sounds like a dude I would want to hang out with in real life. He sounds chill

>>215791310
ok

>>215791310
I wouldn't but you have fun getting robbed

>>215791310
I ought to write an erotic doujin of your meeting.

It's just scary knowing this because I have schizo family members and it's sad and hard and they have many people putting up with their shit while I'll have none

>>215791337
do it

Eating crackers with cream cheese

The argument for an Electoral College is that if you got rid of it the people would elect a populist WrestleMania-type personality but that happened anyway

I can’t wait for 4chan to lose popularity so it can be full of weird autist virgins like myself again
putting up with normies on here had been a real drag

battlefield 6 sucks i have been tricked by the ecelebs and their fans

are these wool pants /cum/ approved?

Sitting outside right now

>>215791385
no

>>215791385
Looks too hipsterish for me

Crazy how I'll never have sex unless I do a bunch of plastic surgeries

>>215791381
Japan also elects literal ecelebs but no one gives them flack for it.

Steve Harvey always roots for the black family on Family Feud. He’s supposed to be impartial

>>215791383
same

>>215791381
no it's not?

>>215791400
Other countries are too insignificant to be criticized

>>215791398
I don't think there's a surgery to fix autism

>>215791400
are you mr. sexy pendejo?

>>215791420
I don't have autism.

>>215791385
I like them but on a broccoli haired zoomer (you) it's trying too hard

>>215791395
>>215791397
I just want something warm and made of good natural materials. 100% wool in this case
>>215791374
very good combo actually

>>215791424
I'm Mrs. "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"

>>215791432
Alright. Maybe they'd go well with some suspenders and a tam

>>215791384
I pre-ordered bf2042 and refunded day 1 because it didn’t seem that good

>>215791448
i want to kiss your pp

>>215791448
No you're not

>>215791430
i'm not a broccoli hair zoomer. I look like harry potter.
>>215791449
that sounds gay. I was going to wear them with a grey wool sweater and adidas sambas.

>>215791424
>>215791456
Please fuck off for the love of god

Is it better to be intelligent and sad or retarded and happy?

>>215791470
why?

>>215791481
You're sexually harassing Mexicans and fetishizing their race

>>215791468
whatever

>>215791485
whats wrong with fetishizing messsicans? anons here fetishize asians

>>215791485
nobody cares about that shit, he should fuck off because he's an annoying spammer with a fucking retarded gimmick

I could beat up Vince Mcmahon

>>215791490
>whatever
don't get fresh with me or i'll smack the taste out of your mouth. understood?

>>215791456
Not now, he's sleeping.

>>215791503
We all could
He's old

>>215791280
the observations im referring to are factually correct most of the time tho

>>215791516
according to you, and you're clearly not a reliable narrator

>>215791509
Kiss my ass wigger

>>215791514
In his prime

>>215791511
ok

I hate it when my parents insist that I'm not ugly

>>215791526
is it smooth and are you a twink? if not you'll have to kiss it yourself.

>>215791524
its not the dang telltale heart

>>215791200
clueless dumbfuck

I don't care. I love it

>>215791542
I don't know why you got so defensive in the first place just because I suggested something different, so I said whatever, different strokes

I'm ugly but that's really just the tip of the ice berg, if I was just ugly I'd have a cute gf by now

>>215791564
do you look like that?

>>215791383
Jeets aren't normies and they are shitting up this place 24/7

>>215791564
>my face when

>>215791473
I think the key words here are happy or sad, in which case happy is always better unless you add some monkey’s paw conditions

I like reading New York Post comment sections from time to time. Boomers really do live in a different world

>>215791564
Bet his heart beats 100 times a second

>>215791409
You can also tell he's very uncomfortable bantering with non-black/white families, especially if they are Asian or MENAjeet typees

>>215791540
they never had to deal with the blackpill when growing up

Any good threads on /gif/

>>215791591
>Asian
well he's racist
>menajeets
but at least he's sane

>>215791597
Yesterday it was all cuckold and gay stuff

>>215791563
>different strokes
>kiss my ass
I think you just want me to throw a FUCK in you, is that is? you see my wool pants now you wanna get FUCKED?

>>215791608
so same as always eh

>>215791581
They have a distinctive typing style. For me, it's the CBC comment sections, or was.

>>215791571
Yea

>>215791608
/wsg/ has far surpassed /gif/ in my opinion, ever since they cut it down to only 5 pages the Israelis have been able to completely saturate it with BBC and faggot threads

>>215791609
You're right, but only if you're at least 6'0"

Just busted to tranny porn. 2 jap trannies, one of them extremely sexy and feminine holy fuck. The other tranny fucked the fem one but sadly didnt nut inside her which is foolish af

Am I a faggot?

>>215791597
Only if you’re into bbc cause israels currently in a ceasefire

>>215791635
Yep

>>215791635
>Am I a faggot?
>watching two men have sex
100% gay unironically

>>215791635
You watched two men having gay sex

>>215791652
they're not men

>>215791635
you should seriously consider MAID

>>215791617
boomers on forums used to be gold mines.

VGH the good ol days...

>>215791658
Ok bud

>>215791635
>Am I a faggot?
well you're definitely canadian

>>215791658
Penis = man

Liking femboys/traps isn't faggotry. It's half gay.

if they looked like women its not gay

>>215791658
I don't even think Asian trannies do that "we are real women" bit, you're just gay

make a new thread bitch

NEW

>>215791686
>>215791686
>>215791686

>>215791616
I like a challenge sometimes

>>215791635
nobodys gonna agree with me in this thread but its obviously different to be attracted to feminien trannies than regular men. sexuality is more of a spectrum than a binary. dont pidgeon hole yourself into thinking youre a certain sexuality and just allow yourself to be attracted to the people you're attracted to.

>>215791678
>>215791679
Possibly one of the jews most successful campaign

>>215791672
They are literally dying off. Less and less 'kids these days Just DONT want To work!" type comments or them falling for the most obvious bait. Only AI seems to still bring them out

>>215791617
Terminator 2 EEEEEEEEEYUP. THAT'S A GOOD ONE
'92 SAW IT IN THEATERS HAD A BITCHIN IROC-Z GOT IT WORKING OUT OF PIPEFITTERS LOCAL 597.
HAVE A GOOD DAY. -Bob
-------------------------------------------------------------
"Big" Bob LeMonparté
UA Local 597 1981-2007
Lot Porter at Haywood Jablome Chevrolet 2011-Present

"You can't fix stupid."
"How do I keep a happy marriage? I stay at work most of the time! :haha: :haha:"
"I carry a .45 because they don't make a .46"
"God made man. Sam Colt made them equal."

The GARAGE:
2011 Chevy Traverse (for bringin home the bacon)
1993 GMC Jimmy (NO MOTOR NO TRANS, EMAIL ME IF YOU HAVE PARTS......WANTING TO BUY A BIG BLOCK OR 350 BORED AT LEAST 30 OVER. EMAIL ME AT BADASSBOB1949@sbcglobal.net)
2019 Chevy Malibu (for the ole ball 'n chains)

WIFE: Why can't you be happy? You have a union pension and two houses!
ME: I'll be happy when you finally kick the bucket!

>>215791769
boomers don't gush about terminator 2

>>215791797
the cool ones do

>>215791803
boomers like westerns and the andy griffith show and shit

>>215791381
yes. that happened because of the electoral college upholding the will of the general populace instead of letting new york city and seattle make every major political decision