Thread 215791163

big tits(chebs) edition

emily lynne sex arse

I'm an A cup nationalist

Not a single real poster on here. All bots and indians

You guys ever seen... The Truman Show?

>>215791186
im real

>>215791202
pseudo deep midwit shit like Idiocracy

>>215791216
bellowing

No one ever saw me cry
Until I left the party the other night
Do you remember all the things that you said to me?
That came out of his mouth automatically

>>215791163 (OP)
name of this titcow?

>>215791266
Malaponte

>>215791291
sex

>>215791296
no sex

>>215791312
why not

>>215791318
has been banned

>>215791335
since when

>>215791341
screm

>>215791284
does she go by any other names? I can't find anything on Bunkr.

this nigga looking for malaponte on bunkr loool

>>215791362
fucking shrieking

>>215791390
screaming

>>215791388
looks like that massive baby head image

Just shagged my night nurse with my natty irish dreads

sir vismund cygnus
https://youtu.be/jnw7Hi6iIKE?t=522

commander toby of the grey squirrel obliteration force

morning lads

>>215791390
big fan of the mindrape committed on him

horsemong always talm bout some morning lads

DON'T CLICK IT

sick cunt

what the fuck is that

What a shit thread.

>>215791622
has actually been funny until the freakazoid arrived wanting attention

Going to be completely honest: all the broohahah about hasan’s dog getting electrocuted confused me. who cares about animals? you eat animals every day, you probably have animal flesh in your fridge right now. Who cares if hasan electrocutes his animal? Why does that matter, if you’re ok with animals being slaughtered for personal consumption, what does it matter if one occasionally gets shocked?

>>215791390
what the FUCK is this babble
i just came in here

rorkydd on a mad one

>>215791182
you're definitely A nonce

>>215791745
commiemong unmasked

>>215791756
sc

unfunny freaks grow up

right well that's a bloke shagging a kid then

>>215791846
a sexy kid

kill yourself

right well that's the same video of a bloke shagging a kid then

>>215791633
Not talking just about the cp but the squirrel spam as well.

he forgot to turn off the VPN again

that's enough /brit/ for the day i reckon

>>215791893
two different people, I'm the first one

>>215791968
The screenshot doesnt prove anything. You just replied to yourself

>>215791998
Well then give both of them a (you) then and I'll screenshot that

>>215791968
Nice inspect element tricks you did there

>>215791893
the squirrel images are funny

blow your head smooth off

Fucking hell Jannie's get a fucking grip that's the fourth time CP has been posted in here in the past like half hour

>>215792071
not reading that shite

>>215792088
zoomer retard

>>215792153
what because i dont want to read some shite yank post

screaming @ starmer

>>215792167
Its quite profound if you read it. Scared it might apply to you in years to come?

>>215791172
happening

>>215792071
this is me in the future

>>215792187
how can i be scared of something i havent read

>>215792197
You peaked it

Need 'p spammers slit from chin to cock

>>215792225
i just read it there
not very profound

I've never made a shite yank post

>>215792255
And for that we love you because you're special mwah x

Reading the Tell Tale Fart by Edgar Allan Poo

the scrandemic

>>215792169
idk about British politics why did it drop so massively? i thought he was a boring generic guy

>>215792327
hello australia

>>215792315
I'd scan than in an instant I love it, I decided my make pancakes myself though right now, bit cheeky says I

>>215792315
white food is brazy

>>215792347
nope

>>215792336
greetings nigga

Oh for fucks sakes jannies smite this guy

>>215792360
sc

>>215792357
It's you you're posting the CP >>215792344
scran*

>>215792327
A lot of mongs in the country can easily be manipulated in to thinking all the problems the country faces is the fault of a government barely 18 months in office, instead of the previous party in government for 14 years. Probably a misunderstanding of how policy formulation works. A yank understanding of the system because everybody gets their views and news from yank podcasts. So now everybody is lie grrrr starmer bad grrrrr like fucking retards

might put on my big military surplus jacket and then walk to the grocery for a drink and get concerned looks that im a homeless guy or mass murderer

>215792338
kill yourself already

the catalog is literally unusable
just jewish and indian threads seething about arabs and islam and for some reason spain
the jannies are 100% in on it....

>>215792405
I am not posting the CP

>>215792419
hmmm when did you get in this thread then

>>215792419
kys

I have never understood what the purpose of spam even is. Why would someone spam or programme a botnet to post nonsense on 4chan? Its not like it makes any money or produces anything, so whats the point?

didnt know spaino was a paedophile

>>215792419
kys

Never did see "squid game"
any good?

>>215791163 (OP)
Holy milk

>>215792490
This is so confusing are you samefagging or do we have three spains in here now

>>215792485
I am not a pedophile

>>215792538
milky

>>215792485
his trip got banned on /sp/ for posting cp mate

>>215792405
lot of freaks

shit thread

>>215792583
Is he actually from spain, I've heard about this spaino character for the week I've been here, is that him then, just spams CP on occasion

>>215792606
kys then

>>215792614
nice try spaki

>>215792636
at doing what my son

>>215792614
Spainlord mindraped this general.

>>215792680
he's certainly mindraped me, it's sort of like the hit game Among Us which surged in popularity during the pandemic and everyone with a Spain flag is Sus but not for being an imposter aboard a spaceship but for being a nonce

>>215792734
Fuck up.

Think it may be time to part ways with the 'chon

>>215792743
Convince me

Feels like /brit/ and even 4chan in general is in its death throes. Sharty types have made it their goal to destroy the site by any possible means all because the mods won’t let them post CP. Half the staff got doxxed and quit, the site lost half it user base after the site went down, and the mods are losing the battle against spammers using botnets.

outer /int/ looking particularly fucking dire today

>>215792795
Yeah it's grim but I still find /brit/ funny enough at certain points in the day to keep coming back here

scran

the umbunnies will be waking up soon

>>215792807
I used to browse bant years ago but left due to it being boring, checked this site out again a week ago and came in here and stayed cause Brit is actually funny on occasion. Bant is still shit sadly though we had funny happenings like a guy breaking into a small artwork place and destroying the art and it ending up on the news also I burnt a pancake a bit from typing on this fuck me

Honestly woke up thinking it was Sunday

>>215792923
you've been done

>>215792923
It is Saturday

Also right then, who wants some pancakes

>>215792923
It looms unless you’re a NEET.

>>215792963
You say pancakes but I do not see any pancakes

>>215792803
anons in /cum/ were posting illegal content. makes me want to leave the site tbqh.

I have my SUMMER duvet on and I still wake up in the morning fucking dripping in sweat

could i interest you in a hobbit hole breakfast

Trans people need to work to earn their pronouns. You can't expect to be called a professor without putting in the effort to be called one.
Similarly, if you want to be called a woman, at least put some effort into looking like one otherwise I will refer to you as a bloke

>>215793004
Woah woah hold on let me divide them equally for everyone in the thread don't be greedy now I know they look scrumdiddiliumptious but please control yourself alright?

your 2026 world cup hosts sir

I just checked the /cum/ board and that paedo is in there posting the exact same gif, some people just do not have a life and need to grow up and make pancakes and browse 4chan all night instead, I don't think it's this spaino guy that's infamous on this board though cause when he first posted it in here he used a yank flag as he's doing in /cum/

>>215793073
SOVL

>>215793073
Wish I had that rn and I further wish I was born in America which is the greatest country on earth

>>215792448
We're not fucking bots man

Want synthetic Chinese music played at my funeral

mennle elves

2026 is the year of the sophie thatcher midwestern gf many are saying

i love music
listening to music makes me feel good and forget about all the horrible bad things in the world
thank you music <3

>>215792747
Do you know what tits are

this is it isn't it
just toil - dinner - sleep every day for the next 40 years then death
it not right

>>215793440
never heard of em

>>215793461
most people entertain themselves somehow
like with friends or family or whatever

not speaking from personal experience as i am a lowly incel freak

Outer /int/ is in an all out war right now. Janny really took the night off. Must be noncing kids on discord again.

>>215793538
take refuge in here little brazilian
we'll keep you safe

>>215793538
all the muzzies cant handle the zutt meme

what is zutt

>Green party reaches 100,000 members for first time after Polanski becomes leader

Join us, /brit/

>>215793538
love this pic

misty out

How Germany could have won WW2

>crush the BEF at Dunkirk
>force Spain into the Axis and ensure Malta, Gibraltar, Cyprus and Suez all fall by May 1941
>don't bother with the Blitz, just focus on sinking British shipping
>focus on taking all of Ukraine and the Caucasus in 1941, not Moscow
>take Moscow in 1942
>USSR collapses, Axis pushes into Iran and Iraq, Turkey joins Axis
>India falls, Japan can have South Asia
>partition Switzerland, force Sweden and Portugal to cut off trade with Britain and America
>build up Kriegsmarine and Luftwaffe, invade Britain in 1944-1945

Find a flaw.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EHGDooPcfJU
tell em frankie

>>215793685
The yanks just nuking them whilst they nuke japan at the same time

I've filtered the outer int so I didn't have to search for brit every time I open the board

morning poo was a real exploding one, think it ripped a tear in ol’ arseholeberg

>>215793710
good lad

eggs?

overrated

>>215793600
apparently in one of the muslim books muhammad got raped by indians or something and brown people are spamming about it to no end

does america have villages

>>215793760
don’t know what this means

The greens want to ban sex!

>>215793790
yeah but they call them cities

'dies'

Linda Ronstadt sex arse
https://youtu.be/mue05fazqsI

>>215793844
Palestine girl quote on quote 'dies' from starvation they say?

>>215793864
Wow, Linda Ronstadt!

jimmy carr is dead

>>215793829
Well then they have my vote don't they

ß

>>215793844
I blame the parents.
Don't have kids if you're not gonna feed them

House valuation in 2 days
Went as high as a 30k increase 2 months ago but has dropped to only 20k increase recently.
Hoping to at least go back up to 30k increase, wish me luck x

What do you think of this whip

>>215794054
Love it pal. Oh did you watch house of Guinness yet mate?

>>215793844
Objection. Why is this news?

>>215794066
Haven’t even heard of it

>>215794054
The old ones were so awesome I wouldn't buy one of the new ones though

Me and the missus

>>215794097
margaret my beloved Montanan rose

being in bed is so comfy

>>215794114
Toilfu looks a bit like her but fatter

FE GODWN ETO

mental that there is 100 million vietnamese people

>>215794139
you dont suffer

rappers who can sing vs rappers who can't sing

got a sore throat lads

>>215794194
She has a black boyfriend so yeah I do

>>215794054
classic mum on a school run car

.............. .... ........ .... .. ........ .... .... .......

>>215794023
Anglo-Jewish-Capitalist moment.

>>215794231
sucked any cock lately

remember covid
what the bloody hell was that about!!!!!

>>215794246
And this?

>>215794277
mate all 4x4s are mummy cars, no self respecting bloke should be driving one you could maybe get away with a classic land rover but that's it

>>215794277
Ugly lump

A fashionable bachelor should have a tasteful hatchback (Golf, Mercedes A-class, Audi A1 etc) or a tasteful saloon (e.g. Mazda 6).

>>215794233
This world must be cleansed with fire

>>215794270
It was me who shagged the bat and sold it to the chink at the Wuhan market, I gave it my influenza std

>>215794368
we're all gonna make it

>>215794305
So this is a mummy car

Women drive like this
*Mimes sitting upright in an SUV*
Men drive like this
*Mimes leaning back in a coupe*

>>215794397
Mummy handbag

>>215794397
nigga has a handbag mate. tells you everything you need to know

>>215794442
I’m asking about the car

>>215794446
if you drive that car people will definitely think you regularly go dogging and get shagged up the arse by multiple strange men

Slathering my cock and balls in urea cream, as I do every morning

>>215794485
Why do you do it

>>215794502
sexual purposes

right then have a great day yall

>>215794539
thank you

never give up

>>215794469
What car do you drive then

>>215794608
>touching two pieces of bread is the same as dipping your fingers into slop and sucking on the juice
okay

>>215793844
Skynews is parody-levels of propaganda

>>215794637
You've said this before. Apparently you are oblivious to the notion of cultural differences.

>>215794607
morris minor

>>215794665
some cultures are just wrong

>>215794665
>You've said this before
have i?

>>215794608
Indians here eat with fork and knife even when it's their trough slop

what should i do today

The manliest car there is, the Nissan LEAF

I'm so fucked.

for me it's women who are petite yet extremely slutty

Feeling a bit sad for all those Israeli hostage lasses who have to go back to fucking Shlomo after getting gangbanged by Big Hamas Cock every day for the past 2 years. They'll never be satisfied again

rorke's whip

>>215794773
All the female hostages are dead actually it's just men being released

>>215794783
That's probably just the official story so they can stay in the Harem

>>215794608
some one tell this bitch bread is dry

need this treatment if I'm honest

>>215794773
You're gay

>>215794608
Yes i dislike their shitty culture which is why i wouldnt go to india so why do i have to pretend to like it when they bring it here

good morning you repulsive incel slugs

chinese autistics are built different

poo

My girlfriend works at a vape shop and they recently let go of about 5 employees leaving three to maintain. I went and applied just for something to keep some money in my pocket in hopes of my shoulder healing, the hiring manager there was very happy to get some help and told me I had a job as long as my background cleared (my background is squeaky clean, no misdemeanors or anything of the sort) after about a week I messaged her asking how the background check was coming along. She replied and told me the owners denied me and wouldn't tell her why which i then tried to get the company's information that did the background check under the assumption that there was incorrect information on the background being that I have a completely clean record) which she never replied to me, so a week passes til today and my girlfriend was on the phone with her talking about when she was returning due to a bronchial flare up. I thought the whole thing seemed off because I had the job up until they told her she couldn't hire me so I asked my girlfriend to put it on speaker and just ask why I got denied to which I recorded on my phone. She never told me but I know that they have a good work/mutual relationship and she told her that the owners said that because I had dreads in my driver's license photo (which I cut months prior so im basically bald) that they didnt want to hire me because they dont want "ghetto" people working at their store, and that i was a "thug". As well as the store manager was told to "not hire thugs or ghetto people" for one im not ghetto and im not a thug, im an African American/Irish mix so I have darker skin obviously. They've never met me and I've never met them, but thats what the owners of the shop told them two, which i have recorded admittance of. I've never experienced discrimination in the workplace because of skin color and this genuinely upset me, this is the first time I've actually been upset due to being profiled as a thug or ghetto.

>>215794906
how so
(haha that could be a chinese fella's name)

Rest assured I read every single word of that.

if you get kidnapped and don't deliberately rub your bound ankles on your arse to spread and bloodstains to try and get your captors done for rape then you're dumb

not a word

another day in the eternal rape matrix draws to a close

>gf works at vape shop
>store recently fires 5 people, only 3 left working
>apply there just to have some income while recovering shoulder
>manager is hyped to hire me
>just needs background check
>background squeaky clean, no charges, no misdemeanors, nothing
>week later, ask manager about it
>she says owners denied me for no reason and won't tell her why
>weird.jpg
>ask for info on company that ran the background check
>get ghosted
>fast forward a week
>gf on phone with manager talking about her bronchial flare-up
>ask gf to put her on speaker and casually ask about my rejection
>record the convo
>manager says owners didn’t want to hire me because in my driver's license pic I had dreads
>(cut them months ago, basically bald now)
>called me “ghetto” and a “thug”
>literally never met me
>owners told her not to hire "ghetto people" or "thugs"
>I'm mixed (Black/Irish), dark skin
>absolutely not ghetto, never been in trouble
>first time I’ve ever been profiled like this
>genuinely hurt and pissed
>recorded proof of racism
>mfw I got denied a vape shop job for a haircut I don't even have anymore and skin color I was born with

>>215795024
a forgotten art

people go on about having grim alcoholic parents but could you imagine gen alpha kids these days who have lazy stoner redditor parents, they're going be a whole new kind of fucked up

>>215795024
stellar post, well worth the read

i've done nothing in 2025

just denied some wog with dreads from toiling in my vape shop, don’t trust them simple as

>My girlfriend works at a vape shop and they recently let go of about 5 employees leaving three to maintain. I went and applied just for something to keep some money in my pocket in hopes of my shoulder healing, the hiring manager there was very happy to get some help and told me I had a job as long as my background cleared (my background is squeaky clean, no misdemeanors or anything of the sort) after about a week I messaged her asking how the background check was coming along. She replied and told me the owners denied me and wouldn't tell her why which i then tried to get the company's information that did the background check under the assumption that there was incorrect information on the background being that I have a completely clean record) which she never replied to me, so a week passes til today and my girlfriend was on the phone with her talking about when she was returning due to a bronchial flare up. I thought the whole thing seemed off because I had the job up until they told her she couldn't hire me so I asked my girlfriend to put it on speaker and just ask why I got denied to which I recorded on my phone.
>receive text from them today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

it's been a pleasure posting bradders with you /brit/

why is he crying about it instead of sewing them

>>215795060
imagine that little gimp prancing around with a big ginger afro munching on jerk potato

>>215795081
yodeling

>>215795081
scream

going repeatedly in and out of my arsehole at high velocity

>>215795073
*walks in carrying tesco bags for life AAAAAAARRRGHHHHH *

>>215795098
starmer’s britain

poo bollocks

having a swamp wank

>>215795073
you're cock blocking the manager probably, he's railing your gf

>>215795146
got the diarrhoea have we lad?

>>215795157
no im in a swamp wanking underwater while frogs and fish dart around my legs

i'm virgin

>>215794819
Ian Watkins' final moments

>>215795179
watch out for those snapping turtles lad they might think your little wormy is a tasty treat x

>>215795197
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWCH

there's at least 3 toilfus i could just stare at all day long. how am i expected to work under these conditions. the union will hear about this

>>215795059
ktim

>>215795073
>for one im not ghetto and im not a thug, im an African American/Irish mix so I have darker skin obviously
Fucking hell Irish diaspora strikes again

>>215795224
good post

>>215795081
sc

still giggling to myself @ jerk potato

potato wank

I can do you a Korean autie but I suppose they have whole shows about those
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OBJ_OfVrnPI

im a evil genuis

>>215795282
incel*, evil incel

i love australia

>>215795273
miss frizzle lookinass

new sparg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eL_r7NbAvA

007 Nightfire. Now that was a game.

>>215795321
thanks for adding to the rubber micro particles in my lungs and bollocks

arrest them at once

>>215795282
*Destroys your entire evil empire because you didn't write "an"*

hey native bros

"the rates of Japan had only been at about half the rates of the world and carry the expectation that they will hit 3.5% in 2026"

is this sentence grammatically correct? chatgpt said the tenses "had only been" and "carry" are mismatch but i think its just short "the rates of Japan had only been ..... and the rates of Japan carry an expectation...." which is correct?

>>215795377
dont know

Dungeon Keeper, dont make games like that anymore

capmala aint talm bout nun

>>215795377
You're flipping between tenses which is a bit icky
I'd suggest splitting the sentence which will also help with clarifying meaning

Thought of some really good posts during the day and finally get on /brit/ and forgotten them all

christian eriksen is only 33
boggles the mind

having some poo toast

>>215795439
don't know who that is

>>215795463
soccer player

rorke googling google in google

>>215795475
odd name for a wog

Oh and I forgot the gay do you like crocodiles feller
He a cute
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SXKomzVWmH4

>>215795492
you must be confused

>>215795439
why does that boggle the mind
he very much looks 33

>>215795508
he's been around for ages

>>215795519
what like 15 years

>>215795551
>>215795551

>>215795538
yeah something like that

i heard there was a crypto market crash but i can't find anything on bbc news

>>215795563
if it didn't happen outside of rorke's smelly childhood bedroom it didn't happen

>>215794708
Probably because they feel judged

>>215796197
No they've just gotten civilized