Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:56:14 AM
No.215795551
>>215795608
/brit/
gator edition
oh
fucking hell
i only have one life don't i
what the fuck have i been doing all this time
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:57:57 AM
No.215795582
>>215795602
>>215795692
Can't stop farting and they absolutely fucking stink
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:58:20 AM
No.215795588
>>215795569
making memories x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:58:22 AM
No.215795589
>>215795640
>>215796477
finna kill myself
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:58:47 AM
No.215795595
>>215795626
Monday is here again. Go and make yourselves proud this week fellas, thereβs a whole lot to do in this world
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:59:11 AM
No.215795601
>>215795569
your new life starts..... NOW
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:59:12 AM
No.215795602
>>215795645
>>215795582
ktim last night
went for a wee and to get a glass of water and the smell when I walked back into my grotty unventilated chambers was nothing short of rancid
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:59:35 AM
No.215795608
>>215795625
>>215795551 (OP)
Swamp n bog linked up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:00:34 AM
No.215795625
>>215795608
very good post
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:00:36 AM
No.215795626
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:00:57 AM
No.215795633
yeah?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:01:11 AM
No.215795640
>>215795589
Want some help?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:01:26 AM
No.215795645
>>215795602
Mine smells like a skunk has died and been left to fester for a few weeks
that time of the year when they keep forcing darts down our throats, no one cares deano you only started watching last year anyway
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:02:47 AM
No.215795665
>>215795673
>>215795653
yeh we know you prefer nobs forced down your throat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:02:54 AM
No.215795667
>>215795653
Sounds painful
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:03:00 AM
No.215795669
wish someone would literally force a dart down your throat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:03:18 AM
No.215795673
>>215795665
oh very mature, confirmed darts watcher here
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:03:45 AM
No.215795679
>>215795698
>>215795789
lads my wanking is getting out of control
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:03:49 AM
No.215795681
raping my own arse with a dart
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:03:50 AM
No.215795682
should have got up at 6am instead of rolling around in bed for 3 hours trying to get back to sleep
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:04:16 AM
No.215795692
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:04:21 AM
No.215795694
nintendo DS stylus down the ol 'rethra
Deano
10/13/2025, 10:04:28 AM
No.215795697
>>215795653
love the darts me, always stand up when they sing that song. shame it's only on for like a few weeks every year tho
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:04:31 AM
No.215795698
>>215795679
get a hold of your willard
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:05:17 AM
No.215795711
Need her to poo in my mouth.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:05:50 AM
No.215795722
still thinking about jerk potato
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:06:27 AM
No.215795734
>>215795747
>>215795751
Went to a Georgian restaurant yesterday
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:07:11 AM
No.215795747
>>215795820
>>215795734
go on
tell us about it then
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:07:13 AM
No.215795749
bossberg on his usual shite. it's 9am on a Monday lad chill out
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:07:16 AM
No.215795751
>>215795820
>>215795734
Was it in Bath?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:08:13 AM
No.215795764
can't log into my amazon account and the indian agent's advice was just to delete my 10 year old account and make a new one. nice one
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:09:49 AM
No.215795789
>>215795829
>>215795679
what're you wanking to?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:10:22 AM
No.215795803
>>215795811
reckon i've wanked to literally every race of woman except indian
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:10:42 AM
No.215795809
>>215795826
remember those days when you missed school and youβd check the time and think, βtheyβre eating right nowβ
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:10:48 AM
No.215795811
>>215795803
my first ever wank was to an indian
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:11:32 AM
No.215795820
>>215795858
>>215795747
Had chicken in garlic cream sauce
Was nice
Byob too so brought a few jars of Stella
>>215795751
No
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:11:49 AM
No.215795826
>>215795809
this but for break time
wondering if they missed my presence
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:11:59 AM
No.215795829
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:12:34 AM
No.215795842
Farts smelling like an old London open air sewer belching out into the streets
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:12:38 AM
No.215795844
two weeks until the cocks go back
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:12:43 AM
No.215795846
>>215796477
much to think about
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:13:21 AM
No.215795858
>>215795940
>>215795943
>>215795820
>Byob too so brought a few jars of Stella
Oh lovely.
What vintage?
Was their a corkage fee?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:16:33 AM
No.215795929
>>215795966
When I flash people they move out of my lane because they know the king is coming through
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:17:05 AM
No.215795940
>>215795858
carafed that oaf
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:17:18 AM
No.215795943
>>215795858
Was a fiver to bring your own stuff but they didn't charge me
Believe it was a 2025 brew
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:18:08 AM
No.215795955
glod
Polish Southron
10/13/2025, 10:18:18 AM
No.215795956
DANCING WITH ZUTTS IN MY BUTT
WEEPING FOR A MEMORY OF VIRGINITY GONE BY
DANCING WITH ZUTTS IN MY BUTT
LIVING OUT A MEMORY OF A HOLE THAT DIED
IT'S NIGHT AND I'M DRIVING TO MECCA AGAIN
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S MY FIRST TIME
THE ZUTT IN MY BUTTHOLE CUMS AGAIN
IT'S OVER IT'S OVER
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:19:05 AM
No.215795966
>>215795979
>>215796023
>>215795929
Hope an elderly woman panics, brakes abruptly, and you quantum phase into her in the collision and become a screaming mess of limbs and organs like in a cronenberg fillum
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:19:50 AM
No.215795975
When I flash people they ring the police because I'm near a school
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:20:00 AM
No.215795979
>>215795966
i second this
mumberg's discovered facebook reels and has been utterly mindraped by AI slop
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:21:42 AM
No.215796011
Man how l cant just wank to tits and bums and fanny it has to be a multi layered mental fantasy supported by a variety of sound and images and videos.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:21:49 AM
No.215796017
>>215795994
boomers have now transitioned to knowing videos are AI but still engaging with them anyway
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:22:01 AM
No.215796023
>>215796063
>>215795966
I have reactions of an F1 driver and new brakes. In this scenario I would simply brake and avoid the collision, this is what kings do
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:22:04 AM
No.215796024
having a crazy wank, hanging out the window like spiderman
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:22:56 AM
No.215796039
>>215795994
Mad how dataleaks + ai voice n video is going to make it a scammers dream. Hope you got power if attorney over your parents
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:22:56 AM
No.215796040
>>215796051
>>215796068
bf keeps leaving skidders in the toilet
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:23:28 AM
No.215796051
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:23:58 AM
No.215796059
>>215795994
It's terminal I'm afraid, you'll have to put her down
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:26 AM
No.215796063
>>215796023
*indian lorry driver on his phone ploughs into the back of you *
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:36 AM
No.215796068
>>215796040
i've got permaskids in mine
bleach and a bog brush doesn't touch them, probably need to drain it and get the sandpaper out
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:36 AM
No.215796069
>>215796103
>>215796113
are you allowed to wank in prison?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:38 AM
No.215796072
>>215796108
>>215796112
has a woman ever hit on you?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:46 AM
No.215796076
>>215796432
>>215795994
mumberg just asked me if l know how to turn photos of her dead parents into AI videos
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:25:59 AM
No.215796103
>>215796069
you can even have sex.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:26:03 AM
No.215796105
>>215796115
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope, because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:26:09 AM
No.215796108
>>215796072
Best Kimiko cud do
Oh rorke mate⦠not again
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:26:32 AM
No.215796112
>>215796146
>>215796184
>>215796072
yes
there was this fat bird in Oceana who pulled me into a toilet stall and wanted me to piss in front of her but I just left
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:26:33 AM
No.215796113
>>215796069
if your cell daddy allows it x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:26:35 AM
No.215796115
>>215796105
woke nonsense
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:26:40 AM
No.215796116
imagine having adverts like this in england. it's like a different world over there.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:27:28 AM
No.215796131
so on one hand ai is going to put millions out of work and create a strange new world where everything is made by ai and nobody can tell whats real anymore and on the other hand ai has no use which could justify or make sufficient profis out of the massive amounts of capital invested into it and has just created a bubble which will crash shortly and put the markets back to where they were during covid
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:27:50 AM
No.215796141
>>215796159
>>215796109
>. If you don't want your library turned into a mosque, go there and read.
Thought it were empty for a decade??
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:28:12 AM
No.215796146
>>215796112
mad how the % of /brit/ lads who have been to Oceana is so much higher than the general population
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:28:19 AM
No.215796149
>>215796217
>>215796109
he shouldnt be so casual about accommodating people who share none of his values
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:28:53 AM
No.215796158
imagine if everyone ended their posts with an x regardless of what the post was haha x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:28:54 AM
No.215796159
>>215796216
>>215796421
>>215796141
Because no one goes there idiot
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:29:16 AM
No.215796176
>>215796220
accommodate my cock in your arse
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:29:37 AM
No.215796184
>>215796112
was about to ask why the fuck you didn't do it but then i saw "fat"
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:31:02 AM
No.215796214
>>215796109
>british people believe *general sweeping statement presented as fact *
Not to mention a lot of these places are intentionally kept empty. Theres a pub by me thats been closed for 3 years now after the owner increased rents too much on the landlord. Theyre obviously holding it until they can get a change of use and make it into houses
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:31:09 AM
No.215796216
>>215796159
Probably cos of cuts
>>215796149
Sorry to be the one to tell you this but we all have different values. Everyone in here is English Scottish or Welsh and yet we canβt agree on everything because we all have different values
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:31:11 AM
No.215796218
get the planks done
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:31:29 AM
No.215796220
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:31:35 AM
No.215796224
>>215796244
>>215796248
*overtakes you on the motorway then moves into the left lane and goes slower than you*
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:32:05 AM
No.215796234
>>215796217
try harder with this one adam
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:32:06 AM
No.215796237
My values are punting my enemies off a bridge
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:32:26 AM
No.215796244
>>215796224
*goes to overtake you then goes the same speed as you in the inside lane*
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:32:32 AM
No.215796248
>>215796298
>>215796224
*sticky bombs your whip*
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:32:42 AM
No.215796253
>>215796217
very true for instance everyone else here thinks you're a cunt and should kill yourself
but you would disagree
different values innit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:33:10 AM
No.215796259
some plonker overtook me in a 20 zone only to immediately get stuck in a traffic light queue so I just put my high beams on and left them on whilst he was directly in front for the next 5 minutes aha he was pure ragin
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:33:46 AM
No.215796272
>>215796290
clamping a nintendo DS around my cock
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:33:59 AM
No.215796276
>>215796358
>>215796217
Actually were basically culturally synonymous and its ridiculous to argue otherwise. Scots/welsh/english/Irish are different of course and rightly so but they have a lot more in common with each other than a frenchman or danish person or a paki
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:34:36 AM
No.215796290
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:34:39 AM
No.215796292
>>215796341
Beelieve in yourself
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:34:52 AM
No.215796298
>>215796248
is this what they're calling frosted turds these days
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:35:04 AM
No.215796303
>>215796333
please don't argue with spaki
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:36:08 AM
No.215796327
>>215796344
If you lads want a good laugh you should google the Irish famine.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:36:26 AM
No.215796333
>>215796368
>>215796303
bro was on here earlier in a completely dead thread spamming cp
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:36:51 AM
No.215796341
>>215796292
dunno why but i just wanked and cunmed to this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:36:58 AM
No.215796344
>>215796327
No fish please, we're Irish!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:37:08 AM
No.215796350
I think itβs high time I refreshed my wardrobe
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:37:12 AM
No.215796351
>to the tune of the country hit Just Got Back
just got blacked,
yeah l just got blacked,
and all these crazy rednecks are singing we got ya back
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:37:13 AM
No.215796352
>>215796388
>>215796407
ah yes "spaki". Tell me. Is he here in the room with us right now?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:37:19 AM
No.215796356
sir kevin macleod
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:37:21 AM
No.215796358
>>215796276
But we have different values. If we all had the same values there wouldnβt be different political parties there would just be one because all of us have the same values
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:37:41 AM
No.215796368
>>215796333
he needs locking up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:38:32 AM
No.215796383
swear people stopped saying βin the room with us right nowβ about 6 months ago dead meme omdz
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:38:42 AM
No.215796388
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:38:46 AM
No.215796391
the girls of outer /int/ are making fun of us again
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:39:00 AM
No.215796397
>>215796424
>to the tune of the Christian rap song He's Coming Back
he's getting blacked
he's getting blacked
he's getting blacked
yeah
he's getting blacked
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:39:28 AM
No.215796405
>>215796879
Shouted at some teens speeding in a car, reminding them that it's a 20 here but they shouted the only 20 I've ever seen is on my scales then they drove off laughing
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:39:29 AM
No.215796406
dem a wake up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:39:32 AM
No.215796407
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:40:08 AM
No.215796420
morning chaps, morning nathan
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:40:16 AM
No.215796421
>>215796159
More likely because the council cut their budget
Library in my village got plenty of use but still shut down
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:40:20 AM
No.215796424
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:40:44 AM
No.215796432
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:41:11 AM
No.215796448
>>215796459
>>215796470
Right well Uber Eats is done. They're cracking down hard on alcohol orders now
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:41:44 AM
No.215796459
>>215796531
>>215796448
Have to be over 18 now yeah?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:42:06 AM
No.215796470
>>215796448
Those who use it support rape gangs
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:42:19 AM
No.215796477
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:42:46 AM
No.215796485
wonder how much Jude Law got paid for his shitty Uber Eats ad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:43:02 AM
No.215796490
they won't like me telling you this but the original jews were chinese
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:43:10 AM
No.215796494
>>215796527
Actual nazis in Wales
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:43:15 AM
No.215796496
tipping over biomass dinghys in the English channel
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:43:20 AM
No.215796499
Adrian Hilton utterly bollocked that 'Basil the Great' freak back there
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:43:25 AM
No.215796500
thinking of becoming a deliveroo driver to force myself to get some exercise in
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:44:13 AM
No.215796522
might wank my arse
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:44:25 AM
No.215796527
>>215796494
did this nibba literally do a reddit repost here
>>215796459
I don't have any ID on me so as far as I'm concerned it's OVER between me and Uber Eats, will have to find a new alcohol delivery service now
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:45:02 AM
No.215796536
the read
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:45:06 AM
No.215796538
bought a packet of those Fox's chunky cookies then opened them only to learn that they've done away with the old chunky cookies. The ones you get are similar in size to what you get in a packet of Maryland cookies. Normal sized.
my own fault really, should have known
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:46:05 AM
No.215796555
>>215796531
would they actually deliver without proof of ID? or was it just because the delivery guys were boriswavers
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:46:36 AM
No.215796565
>>215796531
or just walk to a shop?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:47:04 AM
No.215796579
>>215796624
>>215796684
Genuinely not showered in 10 days bet l'm not even top 5 stinkest lads on here
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:47:49 AM
No.215796597
might have one of them wanks i've heard so much about
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:48:51 AM
No.215796622
>>215796671
I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
Your dick is lil' like Wayne; Gretzky
But Gretsky's got a big dick; clarification
Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:48:52 AM
No.215796624
>>215796579
vile, if i miss one shower i feel disgusting the next morning
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:49:15 AM
No.215796636
>>215796648
>>215796672
they got dropped off by the cronem
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:49:41 AM
No.215796648
>>215796703
>>215796636
whats on the agenda today zied, apart from cronemposting?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:50:10 AM
No.215796656
Wish l believed in God or heaven
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:50:11 AM
No.215796657
*yawn*
get some new material
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:50:25 AM
No.215796671
>>215796622
very bad lyricism
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:50:27 AM
No.215796672
>>215796703
>>215796710
>>215796636
they in the showers slapping their batons together
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:50:29 AM
No.215796673
really enjoying my new suede coat. i can see why people wore leather a lot in the old days.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:51:01 AM
No.215796684
>>215796579
i can't shower at the moment as the boiler's on the blink so it's been kettle baths for me and I reek
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:51:01 AM
No.215796685
>>215796700
>>215796707
Mental how there are lads posting here with thick, juicy autismarses that remain unsniffed and unfucked
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:51:12 AM
No.215796689
*staples new material to my knob*
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:51:43 AM
No.215796700
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:51:54 AM
No.215796702
Great day out with my gf and our friends yesterday team. Fantastic really, you canβt put a price on Sundays spent out and about
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:51:54 AM
No.215796703
>>215796648
im not zied
>>215796672
no, stop posting homosexual content
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:52:05 AM
No.215796707
>>215796768
>>215796685
why are our arses so plump and fuckable, has this ever been explained
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:52:07 AM
No.215796710
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:52:13 AM
No.215796714
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all my love
Okay, then I'm a legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name
Then you can call me Scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:52:42 AM
No.215796726
he says stop posting gay stuff but his 10cm and thin pecker just twitched
we all saw it!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:53:06 AM
No.215796732
>>215796772
i remember when i was poor i used to do the kettle bath as well, because i'd have Β£5 left on the meter for the whole month and the electric shower would run it down too quickly
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:53:22 AM
No.215796745
DL cronem looking for white chocolate tops on grindr
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:53:40 AM
No.215796750
Danny McBride is the funniest actor alive or dead and itβs not even debatable
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:54:20 AM
No.215796768
>>215796779
>>215796797
>>215796707
it is indeed strange how this is the average /brit/ arse
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:54:39 AM
No.215796772
>>215796809
>>215796732
Is this an anecdote from Kes or something. Surely people dont live like this anymore
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:54:57 AM
No.215796779
>>215796768
fuck off stop reposting me you freak
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:56:11 AM
No.215796797
>>215796768
how could a man possibly see this and be straight. being straight is gay in 2025
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:56:22 AM
No.215796800
Iβd make my own twerk video for you lads but it would break the internet and I want to keep using the internet
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:56:47 AM
No.215796809
>>215796772
this was about 15 years ago, i was 18 and was looking for a job, living off my savings which were almost nothing
what does huw edwards do all day now?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:59:18 AM
No.215796842
>>215796825
walk around with his trousers and pants off
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:59:30 AM
No.215796846
>>215796863
absolutely mental how many lads woke up with a peng lass in their bed this morning, everyoneβs having sex
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:00:28 AM
No.215796859
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:00:36 AM
No.215796863
>>215796846
it sucks because girls get horny at night when you're tired and are absolutely frigid in the morning when you've got the morning wood and need to start the day off with a spaff
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:01:20 AM
No.215796876
had phone sex with an american (female) yesterday
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:01:25 AM
No.215796879
>>215796405
No way teens still use stone
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:01:34 AM
No.215796881
>>215796894
>>215796896
>about 15 years ago, i was 18
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:01:39 AM
No.215796882
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:01:47 AM
No.215796884
>>215796825
Isnt he in prison?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:02:17 AM
No.215796894
>>215796881
when you nut but she keep suckin
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:02:21 AM
No.215796896
>>215796918
>>215796941
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:02:26 AM
No.215796899
>>215796531
They never let you order booze without id
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:03:09 AM
No.215796918
>>215796938
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:13 AM
No.215796937
They call me Poop Dick Johnson because my johnson is a poop dick.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:15 AM
No.215796938
>>215796960
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:23 AM
No.215796941
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:27 AM
No.215796942
This is the tale of Tony Montana
Cubano flame with Miamian guns
Got a basehead wife her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy just waiting to get fucked
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:37 AM
No.215796945
>>215796983
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:41 AM
No.215796948
'uv this /brit/ish horrow clown, simple as.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2589865181?t=0h5m50s
What are you doing this fine monday morning, lads?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:52 AM
No.215796952
>>215796985
>>215796995
James O'Brien's having a right go
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:05:26 AM
No.215796960
>>215796978
>>215796938
sex cat unicorn thing
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:05:28 AM
No.215796961
sometimes l think the singular Bradley poster is being disingenuous
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:06:08 AM
No.215796976
>>215797025
Christ almighty, hundred quid for a new passport
Bit steep isn't it
How about instead of digital ID starmer just makes passports free
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:06:17 AM
No.215796978
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:06:27 AM
No.215796983
>>215796945
why has this image been posted hundreds of times
get a fucking job
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:06:29 AM
No.215796985
>>215796952
>FREE PALESTINE
>NO NOT LIKE THAT
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:06:56 AM
No.215796995
>>215797013
>>215797019
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:12 AM
No.215797005
here lies rorke
killed by woke
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:37 AM
No.215797013
>>215796995
angry leftypol gammon
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:48 AM
No.215797019
>>215797126
>>215796995
Teleporter chief in Star Trek
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:58 AM
No.215797023
>>215797011
fucking hell janny quick with this one
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:08:01 AM
No.215797025
>>215797040
>>215796976
Is it mandatory to get one in Britain, even if you don't travel?
It is in Germany (and getting steadily more expensive due to stupid chips, stupid fingerprints and such).
Ship Rorke off to North Sentinel Island
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:08:34 AM
No.215797035
growing a coke nail purely for boogers
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:08:48 AM
No.215797040
>>215797025
No, lots of people dont have their passport.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:09:04 AM
No.215797043
>>215797074
/brit/ is the last white thread on this entire website
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:09:16 AM
No.215797049
>>215797029
imagine shagging their arse
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:09:22 AM
No.215797053
>>215797065
they allowed those Palestine rats to return to their nests and somehow this isnβt good enough
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:09:36 AM
No.215797056
>>215797072
>>215797029
i can see their willys O.o
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:09:38 AM
No.215797057
>>215797029
The North Sentinel Island people NEED to drop their back day routine
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:10:03 AM
No.215797065
>>215797103
>>215797136
>>215797053
>somehow this isnβt good enough
for whom?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:10:44 AM
No.215797072
>>215797056
mental how even on tv they show boobs when it's native tribes but they will censor out the boobs of the white presenter
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:10:45 AM
No.215797074
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:11:09 AM
No.215797079
>>215797089
>>215797029
mate those lads are 14 in that image
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:11:10 AM
No.215797080
>>215797089
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:11:33 AM
No.215797087
>>215797105
janny you beautiful angel
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:11:37 AM
No.215797089
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:11:56 AM
No.215797094
Britain would be the best country if real estate were for living, not for Boomer investment.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:12:09 AM
No.215797101
spaino posting cp again
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:12:14 AM
No.215797103
>>215797065
James O'Brieieien
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:12:17 AM
No.215797105
>>215797087
janny you beautiful angel
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:12:23 AM
No.215797107
>>215797146
>>215737113
just browse simpchat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:13:19 AM
No.215797121
for fuck sake
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:13:22 AM
No.215797123
>>215797181
Give it a rest you wrong un
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:13:23 AM
No.215797125
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:13:26 AM
No.215797126
>>215797184
>>215797019
>destroys all your atoms and then recreates an exact copy elsewhere
Wouldnt catch me using these evil murder machines
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:14:03 AM
No.215797136
>>215797065
bored leftists who need something to moan about
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:14:19 AM
No.215797143
growing a poop nail
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:14:28 AM
No.215797146
>>215797107
whats that and how is it different to simpcity or coomer.st?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:14:47 AM
No.215797151
>>215797252
pre-drinking before the England game
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:15:04 AM
No.215797159
nathan feeling zesty this morning is he
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:15:08 AM
No.215797162
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:16:09 AM
No.215797180
>>215797213
She's a big girl
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:16:10 AM
No.215797181
>>215797200
What's the weather like where you lads are then?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:16:15 AM
No.215797184
>>215797126
I think they were somehow under the impression that Hamas would gain real international support to push back and defeat Israel hence all of that "globalise the intifada" shite
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:16:37 AM
No.215797192
>>215797221
>>215797183
cold and overcast
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:16:43 AM
No.215797193
brother why
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:17:07 AM
No.215797200
>>215797181
The old ai cp is it? Pretty grim lad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:17:12 AM
No.215797202
I'll be layin' in the cot waitin' for your mom
Clutchin' on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera
I'ma make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom
I'ma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Sho' Nuff
My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style (Yeah)
This is the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:17:33 AM
No.215797209
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:17:39 AM
No.215797213
>>215797275
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:17:58 AM
No.215797221
>>215797192
Enough about your mum, mate.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:18:09 AM
No.215797224
>>215797183
Cold and undercast
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:18:12 AM
No.215797226
I'll be layin' in the cot waitin' for your mom
Clutchin' on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera
I'ma make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom
I'ma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Sho' Nuff
My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style (Yeah)
This is the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:18:51 AM
No.215797238
Diego: Ramones
Mousey: The Clash
Spaino: Busted
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:18:55 AM
No.215797240
>>215797183
getting nice mid 20s now
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:19:15 AM
No.215797247
>>215797183
Relativelh mild and overcast
Lads, I accidentally opened it. Didn't save it, I'm not into that. Will I be in trouble?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:19:44 AM
No.215797252
>>215797151
If it's not World Cup I don't give a toss
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:19:47 AM
No.215797253
>>215797283
pissing up into my face and all over my chest
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:19:56 AM
No.215797257
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:20:01 AM
No.215797259
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:20:17 AM
No.215797266
>>215797250
yes that action has been logged I believe
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:20:35 AM
No.215797269
>>215797250
Youll probably only get 5years instead of 10. Out in 2 with good behavior
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:21:00 AM
No.215797275
>>215797294
>>215797347
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:21:14 AM
No.215797279
this dude finna be eating chicken
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:21:33 AM
No.215797283
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:21:35 AM
No.215797284
>>215797250
Constabulary Patel will be at your domicile momentarily!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:22:02 AM
No.215797294
>>215797381
>>215797275
braphogess in the background
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:24:32 AM
No.215797344
>>215797359
brapley walsh
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:24:43 AM
No.215797347
>>215797275
pilates kinda kinky with all that hardware...
Whys he having a cp melty?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:25:13 AM
No.215797357
breakfast vittles have been consumed
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:25:23 AM
No.215797359
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:25:45 AM
No.215797365
>>215797349
>cp melty
what's that a chicken parm from subway
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:00 AM
No.215797371
got the John Michael Godier on
funny man, he sounds droll but then 5 minutes in he's talking about completely random shite and then sometimes he can be quite funny too
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:14 AM
No.215797377
>>215797349
something must have triggered spaki. doesnt take much these days considering how mindraped he's become
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:22 AM
No.215797381
>>215797623
>>215797294
i can't even look at a picture like that without wanting to have a wank oh lord braphogs make me so fucking hard
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:35 AM
No.215797389
>>215797405
>>215797349
was it actual fucking cp? i closed the tab as soon as i saw the thumbnails
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:48 AM
No.215797396
Mumberg finally told him to stop reseting the router
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:27:03 AM
No.215797401
ran out of milk. that's me done and dusted
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:27:06 AM
No.215797404
wish you lot would fuck off a little bit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:27:06 AM
No.215797405
>>215797423
>>215797389
wouldn't know mate
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:28:24 AM
No.215797423
>>215797405
you sure about that matey?
>After Sinaga's conviction, the mayor of his hometown of Depok, Mohammad Idris, announced that he planned to order raids on the local LGBT community.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:29:29 AM
No.215797442
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:30:08 AM
No.215797456
>>215797430
>raids on the local LGBT community.
erm how does he know where they are
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:30:44 AM
No.215797469
>>215797494
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:31:07 AM
No.215797480
moaning.. x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:31:12 AM
No.215797483
spinning around in circles on the floor whilst sucking my own cock
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:31:21 AM
No.215797485
>>215797509
might convert to muslimism
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:31:58 AM
No.215797494
>>215797517
>>215797469
they make them fleshlight sized now?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:31:59 AM
No.215797495
feeling ill
anyone want to look after me x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:32:31 AM
No.215797509
>>215797534
>>215797485
speaking of how come
judaism = jew
christianity = christian
islam = muslim??
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:32:52 AM
No.215797517
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:33:54 AM
No.215797534
>>215797561
>>215797565
>>215797509
Islam means "submission to the will of God" and is the name of the religion, while a Muslim is a follower of Islam, meaning "one who submits to God"
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:34:42 AM
No.215797552
eating nigger shit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:34:49 AM
No.215797555
>>215797528
What a fucking slag.
...wait..... did you say JVPVN??? Thvt's sovl actuvlly!!!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:34:57 AM
No.215797561
>>215797534
donβt care, brown
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:19 AM
No.215797565
>>215797534
>submission
ooh ello
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:35 AM
No.215797567
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:56 AM
No.215797580
>>215797592
Thank you President Trump for releasing the hostages!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:36:05 AM
No.215797582
>>215797599
>>215797528
orientals seem so alien with those eastern mannerisms
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:36:32 AM
No.215797592
>>215797580
no worries pal x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:36:51 AM
No.215797599
>>215797582
eastern men are profoundly pedophilic so the women have to act like children to attract them
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:37:42 AM
No.215797614
just witnessed this on outer /int/
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:37:44 AM
No.215797615
>>215797528
That initial reaction is good if it's acting, but as it's on the Internet I'm assuming it's real
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:37:44 AM
No.215797616
>>215797557
based
I will be gentle when I deport him back to gookistan
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:38:10 AM
No.215797623
>>215797639
>>215797648
>>215797381
Grace mogs her
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:00 AM
No.215797639
>>215797746
>>215797623
anyone whos watched this stream for even 1 milisecond should be obliterated to be honest
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:06 AM
No.215797641
>>215797658
imagine finding girls under 15 stones attractive
all skin and bones
i like a woman you can hold onto something
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:07 AM
No.215797642
>>215797557
well that's islam been done
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:13 AM
No.215797644
i like a woman you can grab onto something
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:20 AM
No.215797648
>>215797746
>>215797623
Why is one arm bigger than the other?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:26 AM
No.215797650
banana
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:44 AM
No.215797654
>>215797670
imagine finding girls under 15 unattractive
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:45 AM
No.215797655
>>215797557
leftypol in denial about islam award
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:40:00 AM
No.215797658
>>215797641
ur welcome to all the fat girls you want lads, theyβre for low status males. I assume you can get them
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:40:11 AM
No.215797664
gm
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:40:18 AM
No.215797670
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:41:04 AM
No.215797694
Called in sick today but still sitting in the teams chat ready to send zingers
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:41:11 AM
No.215797697
It is the same guy who does it to britpol, same guy from runcorn?
He's a fucking cretin, and I'll be contacting the NCA shortly
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:42:05 AM
No.215797722
>>215797729
sweets for tea again last night now i dont feel so great
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:42:31 AM
No.215797729
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:43:39 AM
No.215797746
>>215797762
>>215797639
Blud hates leng kiwi tings SAD
>>215797648
Angle and she likes working out while looking at her tats(hypothesis)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:44:52 AM
No.215797762
>>215797860
>>215797746
ever tried not being a pitiful incel sadcase?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:44:55 AM
No.215797763
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:45:41 AM
No.215797779
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:46:41 AM
No.215797804
>>215797860
girls called grace are always slags aren't they
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:50:04 AM
No.215797860
>>215797762
Yh I'm succeeding x
>>215797804
She moved to Bangkok I don't think she's doing much shagging