Thread 215797150

>you wake up in a medieval villag in southern italy
what do you do?

>>215797150 (OP)
suicide probably

>>215797150 (OP)
>villag
Is that Italian gulag?

>>215797150 (OP)
have lunch, buy some wine and souvenirs, take the train home.

>>215797150 (OP)
Does internet exist there?

>>215797150 (OP)
ive always wanted to visit rural italy, i guess id walk around a lot and curse myself over learning german instead of italian

>>215797150 (OP)
have sex, abuse alcohol and herd goats every day for the rest of my life

>>215797150 (OP)
Try the local pizza place obviously

say va fanculo to everyone I meet

rape

>>215797150 (OP)
>Start collecting dung and urine.
>Found a dung collectors guild and get a monopoly on dung (only guild members are allowed to collect dung and only I can let them in the guild)
>Make salpeter.
>Make gunpowder.
>Become filthy rich.
>Become a dung baron.
>Build a guild hall.
>Finance local culture, sports and churches.
>Become beloved by the people.
>Get elected into town council.
>Propose laws to further my interests.
>Bribe other council members to pass the laws.
>Become even richer.
>marry the local merchants daughter
>become mayor
>have kids
>get a small cut in the finger
>dung enters the wound
>die of infection
>leave a sizable fortune and dung empire to children and wife
>become a local legend
>people say "when the dung baron was mayor the town developed etc."
>but not famous enough to get a wikipedia article 600 years later

>>215797150 (OP)
hit on italian women

>>215797150 (OP)
Find a job. That would be the hardest task

>>215797766
this

>>215797753
What if the local boss makes you an offer you can't refuse

>>215797150 (OP)
My famiglia originated from one of these. The ones that stayed are very old and being nursed by their boomer children, a very noble cause for so little pay.
Yet, the whole village knows one another and all the younger gen goes out to universities around the country, only returning for the Summer for the night life before a quiet morning of sleeping until lunch.
My incel lifestyle is not compatible with this so I wouldn't be staying for more than a week to say hi and bye to the family again. If only the Siciliana country qts came to Australia so I could help them find a well paying job, but it's just too far...

>>215797188
>basilicata
>train

>>215798656
nearest train station is 20 minutes away, you dumb nigger