Thread 215797775

Greta Frogberg edition

got a bit of a cold coming on and pretty much out of sick days at toil x

nth for the gyaldem

Now that /brit/ is a Green Party general, who is the Green candidate in your constituency?

>>215797831
Nice try

>>215797831
point to any brown person on the street and you wouldn’t be far wrong

>>215797831
Muhammad Azar

>>215797828
get a job or a gf or something man

2ds about to give up the ghost I reckon

>>215797831
Don't have one :(

>>215797775 (OP)
english girls are hot
however, north english (scottish) girls have obnoxious accents despite being pretty so you have to go with the midlands

>>215797658
fat girls are actually highly sought after, way easier to date a skinny girls

In real life they would’ve just got on gofundme and the movie would’ve been over quickly

>>215797831
Fuck off Keir

Just joking, we’re obviously all reform

>>215797775 (OP)
she cute

>>215797861
needlessly cruel post mate you know full well he's incapable of both

>>215797763
leftypol in animal form

>>215797891
9-10 stone is absolutely the maximum any woman with self respect would allower herself to get

>>215797831
A six foot tall woman called agnes

>>215797891
highly sought after .. by low status males yes. It’s all they can realistically get.

>>215797862
have you ever tried to fold it shut like an actual ds and snapped it in half

>>215797936
no it's the 2ds that folds in half

>>215797932
>>215797925
depends on fat distribution
hour glass + fat arse is god tier
fat belly nobody wants

i wish i was handsome but if i was i still wouldn't shag, i just want to look good

got a ds lite me

We need to go back to the 19th century and fix the errors of the era.

>>215797831
Rachel Cabral

when i was 16-19 i used to be a lolbertarian

just learnt why northwest europe preferred the longbow over the recurve bow in medieval times despite the recurve bow being better in many ways

>>215797976
a what

James O'Brien seething saying he deserves no applause

>>215797987
a lolbertarian

>>215797987
libertarian, or classical liberal

>>215797984
northwest europe has traditionally been an expanse of grazelands and farms so a lot of open terrain made long range very important, unlike germany, italy and slavland which have always been full of forests and brush

>>215797861
>blud thinks that will stop my 30 second post per thread

>>215798014
not sure

preserved vulvas

>>215798021
Who's this cheeky lass

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

anyone know if it's a coat or light jacket day today?

>>215798018
recurve bow can shoot arrows further so thats you wrong isnt it

>>215797954
flat stomach is universally desirable and a genetic good figure sticks even when women lose weight

watching and wanking off to anime

We love anime here

>>215798055
flat stomach is also very kissable ;)

if i tell you all something, could you keep it a secret?

>>215798066
yeah stuff like cowboy bebop and ghibli films mate not this fucking autistic little girl pedophile slop

>>215798048
because yew wood splinters easily?
i'm out of ideas if this isn't it

>>215798072
Yes mate, in the vault it'll go
*fires up my twitter account*

>>215798072
yeah sure, it's safe with me :)
*crosses fingers behind my back*

>>215798092
*smooches all over the tummy*

People are overlooking Diego's part in all of this

>>215798066
um

currently lying in bed naked scrolling nick fuentes videos on instagram at 11am on a monday

34 years old btw

stupid action posters

>>215798093
A bit gay that

>>215798096
>>215798099
i have had sex with vanessa, my girlfriend's best mate

>>215798120
*does a mario 64 backwards long jump across the thread and smashes arse-first into your face*

>>215798040
Biboo

>>215798041
he says this while posting on an anime website, curious

Desperately need to do the thing but can't bring myself to do the thing fuck's sake

Leftypol having to title people "actual Nazis" after spending the last three decades crying wolf

I always win at two truths and a lie because so many bizarre things have happened to me most people don't believe me... until I pull out the photo for proof. Here is a small selection

I was kidnapped by pirates
I was locked up in a mental institution in Russia
I have met 6 heads of states.

>>215798123
anime name? so i can avoid it

>>215798095
no.
longbows were generally used point-blank at closeish-range. recurve bows are typically use in flight archery (longer range)
so the advantages recurve bows provided werent significant enough to warrant the additional resources and time required to make them. longbows were good enough to get the job done.

>>215798066
>>215798123
CORRRRRRR

>>215797831
Sir Gaytard Pakiman

you need to contribute at least £17k a year IN TAX to be a net contributor. And that’s £17k for each person in your family.

>>215798135
Why are Aussies always using speedrunning tactics

*trips over and my tits fall into your hand*
d-dame baka

do people wank to those cartoons

Are you lads actually attracted to cartoons or is it just a joke

>>215798176
>longbows were generally used point-blank at closeish-range.
No they weren't you fucking stupid cunt.

>>215798195
im a net drain and always will be

i am also 40k in student debt heha

>>215798202
i've wanked to trannies, blacks and a bunch of other things but never tried anime

>>215797775 (OP)
cute and funny

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>>215798195
I've got my self-assessment tax coming up in December and payment on account in January both total 60,000

>>215798174
>>215798191
>>215798202

>>215798237
>>215798242
notice how they always arrive at the same time

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

>>215798248
Sure bud

need to turn all my devices off and sit for a few hours and realy think about how to stop fucking my life up but im dreading it

Toillass says 'bold' (she means bald) men are 'assholes'. All of them apparently. Sorry to any bold men here.

>>215798262
literally

>>215798202
>>215798218
i wanked exclusively to them until i was 19. couldn't look at real life porn and thought it was disgusting.

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

if an anime would make you embarrassed if your parents walked in on you watching it then it's nonce shite not worth bothering with

>own nice comfy house
>cute gf who loves me and plays games with me every night
>good job that pays well and lets me wfh as much as i want

yet i still yearn for the days i was "depressed" boozing every night, doing drugs all the time, and staying up til 5am on discord playing games with the boys

>>215798270
Personally I'm addicted to /brit/, youtube and porn

>>215798272
for me, bald rhymes with called

>>215798202
Yh

>>215798257
Good show that

>>215798174
futoku no guild

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>>215798298
Me when I lie on the tinternet

got JC appointment in a bit
might neck mysen

>>215798307
thanks lad

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>>215798297
Hmm

>>215798296
ktim

>>215798337
:o

>>215798306
pedophilic image

>>215798296
screm

Anxietyberg grabbing each individual cell in my body and strangling it

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>215798221
yes they were

someone webb that prick

The Scotch crack me up
>I cannae believe et
They say, when in disbelief about something
Well funny

Would quite like to shag Greta but you just know she fucking stinks

gf was dancing around the house last night singing about our future life together

I HATE how Linkedin has become the default bullshit requirement for getting a job these days

>>215798154
Cymru, ERWACHE

got the ol scrangxiety
get nervous if i go more than an hour without a meat pie

who is the next british celebrity to be outed as a nonce do we reckon?

>>215798353
Copping a feel and then some

second poo of the day orchestrated

>>215798443
Sir Keir Starmer

all the swedish people i've interacted with have seemed unironically autistic. not in a funny haha so autistic kind of way, like they just seem annoying and actually autistic

only allowed one strepsil every 4 hours

My little man

>>215798443
suzy izzard

screaming at this lad

>>215790719

unironically got the 'vid last week, had me laid out like a bitch for 5 days

>>215798414
she’s also going to be FULL of refugee bbc cum at any given moment

>>215798484
Mad how they long for the worst women in the civilised world

Looking at secondhand 2DSdem on ebay
you reckon people put their cocks on them?
people can be real filthy cunts so I hate getting secondhand shit

>>215798481
get that thing on his eye checked out

>>215798484
no you're not. youre quietly sat alone in your smelly incel bedroom with a blank gormless expression

>>215798484
I have an English girlfriend!

>>215798443
stephen fry

>>215798517
every accusation is a confession

What the hell is a zutt

>>215798510
literally just give it a scrub before first use m8

>>215798554
latest forced meme in outer /int/, ignore it

>>215798554
gay rape meme

>>215798552
yes and arachnophobes actually want to shag spiders do they? jog on you incel freak

>>215798510
seasidemark licks every item he purchases on video and he's got a gf who is not disgusted by that so reckon loads of people do weird shit with their possessions and I would not buy anything second hand that could not be washed

watched that film Longlegs

absolute dogshit

>>215798484
>22
literal fucking baby, what a histrionic MONG

>>215798578
literally seething over someone laughing, imagine being this much of a loser lmao

>>215798567
rasheed

>>215798510
Theres a dire lack of third party hardware for Nintendo stuff
Emulators are nice but you can't beat a handheld for comfort
Imagine a DS/GBA third party handheld with a speed up button, corrrr

spazzmanian devils

>>215798376
nope

talk down seasidemark all you like but you can’t deny that he enjoys creampieing women and is successful at it. The man knows what he wants

>>215798484
the classic english gf doesn't exist anymore and the ones that do are actually massive cunts

>>215798607
you seem very rattled about having your lie exposed. many such cases

>>215798611
They've got that analogue pocket for GB/C/A games, nice bit of kit but very expensive.
Think there's a lot of chinks cloning it nowadays

been adopted by my gf's oxford uni friends, they're surprisingly all very nice normal people. i think maybe one of them is posh

>>215798611
Like an ambernic or retroid
You need to do some research

>>215798611
imagine having sxe instead #done

i'm a paedophobe

>>215798649
first day here or so autistic you can't understand that "howling" and "pooscreaming" aren't to be taken literally?

>>215798613
yep. typical english tactics during the hundred years war were to kettle the enemy with heavily armoured soldiers in the centre and have the bowmen on the flanks pouring arrows into the enemy's sides (where armour is weaker).
similar tactics were used by other northwestern european states during that time period.

>>215798633
He's the king

>>215798337
What the fuck, this is the most interesting thing in the thread. Why do you owe so much?

>>215798722
thanks for confirming you're actually sat there quiet and alone with a blank gormless expression LOL.

only pay £7k a year in tax me

Digital ID is pretty much already a thing since you can't do fuck all without having a gov account.

>>215798731
Simply incorrect

Rashid Gedel aged 25 who self defines as any other black background and Samuel Dodsworth aged 43 who self defines as white British both of HMP Wakefield have both been charged with murder.

THANK THEM

>>215798356
>blud sees bare thickness and the first thing that crosses his mind is kiddy diddling
:skull::skull:

>>215798764
>>215798722
>>215798649
>>215798607
>>215798578

I’m wondering if straight (specifically married) men watch gay (man/man) porn? I don’t mean once or twice out of curiosity when you were a teenager. I mean are you “straight”/married to a woman and watch/seek out/get off on gay porn?

>>215798768
Why did Keir suggest it

>>215798775
What's this about then

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>215798661
There they are. The lads.

>>215798735
because i'm self employed and it has to be paid in two lump sums (one in dec and one in jan) instead of monthly

>>215798790
yes

>>215798771
you've attempted to troll me yet ended up educated about medieval warfare. i hope you found it interesting x

>>215798510
Head to a local seller

>>215798790
im straight and love gay porn

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>215797775 (OP)
soy

>>215798793
The tories actually came up with digital ID, labour is just implimenting the policy. So basically, we'd be getting it either way because democracy is fake and the real decisions are made at a unilateral level

>>215798789
all me btw

>>215798795
They killed that pedo singer or whatever

>>215798764
cannot fathom how pathetic a life you must lead to spend your time replying to posts which contain terms like "screaming" to point out they are in fact not literally screaming
screeching

Composed a song for you lads this morning x
https://vocaroo.com/1hKfMGvdBNTL

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>215798799
Still, it's so much... I imagine you make a lot of money but to pay so much to the government... it's painful. 60k a year ain't right. Or wait, you said two lump sums, so are you paying that much twice?

>>215798789
mad how this is lost media

>>215798775
The only time Rorke will kneel to a brown person

>>215798832
So he's fucking his own party then. Odd.

rorke daydreaming about being to mod all of the "woke shit" out of real life like he does to BG3

>>215798775
LOL don’t get it twisted they aren’t vigilantes they just work for another prisoner who was happy to offer protection to the pedo just as long as he was getting paid. the pedo stopped paying and so he was killed

anyone part of the poo bum community

Rattled to the point of referencing a 12 hour post and being too angry to type properly

>>215798861
you pay for the previous tax year (in december) and then make a "payment on account" which is an early payment for next tax year (in january). together they came to 60k which is what it tells you on the hmrc account. it's my first year contracting so it was a bit confusing to learn about this. and yes i'm earning a lot more than i was last year from contracting in software development thanks to the AI bubble (i did a machine learning phd which has come in handy)

Wish I understood computers and that

Enjoying Battlefield 6 then lads?

>>215798941
who are you talking to

>>215798934
ktimm
life jvst passing me by

>>215798995
no nazi campaign this time so no

How do people find the time to play all the latest games, most of them are 100 hour jobs these days

>>215798992
They beep and boop and that x Hope this helps x

>>215798995
not played it mate x

>>215798995
haven't had a chance to play it yet apart from the first couple of campaign missions but it's good so far, multiplayer will keep me occupied for a while

>>215799003
probably you based on this response

>>215798995
No. I wanted to buy a copy, but I learned I can't play the campaign offline. Fucking cunts.

>>215799017
Why play all the latest games? There's like two or three a year that are actually worth playing.