Thread 215802204

Whitby edition

today i have eaten
2 slices of toast with butter and jam
1 bacon roll
1 dark chocolate lebkuchen
1 jam doughnut
1 tuna salad sandwich
3 chocolate palmeritas
1 leftover sausage
1 heinz chicken soup with 2 slices of buttered bread

This is Shireen Baratheon, feel old yet?

thought about the certainty of death and feeling very freaked out right now

>>215802204 (OP)
Stayed in one of them very cottages me

fried spam is surprisingly nice yeah

>>215802243
Who

>>215802245
>>215802235
Tubby alert

>>215802243
am i supposed to know who this is?

>yank going out of his way to write "jam" and "doughnut"
uncle tom

today i have eaten:
1 slice of bread with butter
2 packets of pom-bears

currently watching:
https://youtu.be/Fu3laL5VYdM

>>215802265
keep that thought in your head and take a half gram line of ket

>>215802266
T. Dr. Acula haematology specialist

>>215802235
>>215785445
No that was me

Her entire life revolves around what she's having for tea

>>215802243
shitting hell

>>215802293
uncle barry

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

we now go live to rorke, who recently experienced his very first spoonful of curry goat:

>>215802297
never been impressed by ket
either you do a little bit and feel a bit wobbly, weird and dissociated like being very drunk
or you do a lot and just pass out with no memory
at least thats been my experience

>>215802341
he always lifts his shirt and bites his finger

hstikkytokky and Ed Matthews reunite

We now go live to reports of a dogshit gimmick

>>215802353
mine too, suspect we don't have the right receptors to get the effect most people seem to experience

>>215802341
bpCr

Today I have eaten

I am famished, withering, decaying

>>215802265
she is kawaii

>>215802353
what happens if you do a medium amount

>>215802274
>>215802280
>>215802313
Stannis' daughter, you retard

Mums gone and bought English honey again stupid bitch

>>215802358
Ireland was basically an Axis power in WW2.

>>215802390
wtf is that legal to show on tv

>>215802353
sounds like shit ket mixed with some sort of benzo. good ket will have you teetering on the edge of reality peering into the void but almost as if you're an observer who's been secretly shown what's really going on

>>215802359
mi tink him be a bwattybwoi

>>215802359
because it's sexy

>>215802390
Sorry i dont remember a minor character from some 10year old tv show mate

>>215802235
i'm having those fancy little italian waffles rn

bought some swimming goggles going to go swimming you see

>>215802367
Thank you anon
*turns to the camera*
Reports are flooding in of a dogshit gimmick that was posted to /brit early this afternoon, the gimmick appears to be being spammed by a single poster, and police are urging /brit/izens under no circumstances to approach this poster or give him (You)s

>>215802387
pink pantheress seems like the type to post on 4chan

>>215802410
yea not been illegal to be gay in bare

>>215802426
How many hours do you spend looking for pictures of people eating disgusting food with dirty hands so you can repost it here with an avatarflag just to be ignore by 99% of posters?

>>215802341
In dire need of some wallpaper or a lick of paint

bet the pg tips are getting leaky

>>215802410
Yeah
>>215802423
Cringe

>>215802456
how many hours do you spend in the archive looking for old posts by /brit/ personalities so you can repost them here and be ignored by 99% of posters?

>>215802341
>>215802359
He'd be considered a good dancer if he didn't look like a brony

>>215802426
Is that a Walmart bag?

adventure time princess bubblegum sticky pink puffy vagina

Rattled

>>215802471
monke girl

>>215797775
Imagine creampieing Greta with her wearing only this green frog hat and you strongly sucking her toe to the point of turning them purple ahhhhhhhhh.
A man can only dream of such accomplishments

>>215802471
i can see her nipples a bit

>>215802405
Need to live my myth

>>215802495
one of my very first wanks was to adventure time r34. i was doomed from the very beginning

>>215802486
how does he look like a brony

lads i am penciling in a start date of November for the dating app re-launch.
Let's see if i can beat my PB of first date then fizzles out which i am hard stuck on

>>215802470
Labour arent messing around

Bow down to him

tits are my main reason to carry on living
looking at tits
thinking about tits
not touching tits because i'm an incel

>>215802504
very suckable tiddies

>>215802426
>>215802456
>>215802475
>>215802498
what exactly made you choose to spend your entire life doing this?
a homeless smackhead probably lives a fuller life

>>215802524
In hindsight i think he was tough because if the whole audience started laughing at me when i said i was tough I think I'd probably kill myself

>>215802493
yes they are my favourite

Drumpf

I like the tits that feel like bags of water

stupid fucking dog sub-edish

The show A Teacher goes into how evil female predators are. A female teacher takes advantage of her 17 YEAR OLD male student.

Kate Mara was also lactating while filming the show and would constantly leak her milk over her young male costar so they had to redo the sex scenes multiple times

>>215802550
loneliness innit

>>215802524
this cunt needs to get off his fat fucking arse and do something about energy bills. such a piss take

>>215802516
ktimothydalton but for me it was homer fucking marge

>>215802550
Takes two seconds to call 190 out on his bullshit

>>215802575
Nice

pretty sure sky is already banning this site I have to refresh like 29 times before I can get a captcha

just saw a post in outer-int that is mega-um

>>215802579
>>215802596
suicide is always an option
would be a net positive for humanity because /brit/ would immediately improve dramatically

>>215802470
Beginning of the end lads. Ofcom know the fine won't be paid so they're just going through the motions before telling ISPs to block the site.

>Front page of BBC: Trump secures Israeli hostage release
>Front page of NYT: Trump secures Israeli hostage release
>Front page of every major news organisation: Trump secures Israeli hostage release
>Front page of Reddit: *crickets*
Oh boy they are SEETHING right now

don't go in the catalog lads

>>215802596
You do it all day every day
You're obsessed
Mindraped even

My poos today are actually revolting
It sickens me that I'm producing this and it's been sat in my gut for hours

Legitimately smells like if a infected skunk crawled into my colon and DIED

>>215802627
UM

should girls really make out like this?

>>215802632
Damn Bruce that's harsh I thought we were on the same team

>>215802516
When I was like 10 or 11 I overhead some older kids at my school talking about looking at naked pictures of android 18 on a website (dragonballx I think it was) so when I got home I went on the website and it was just a picture of goku and sailor moon naked together and they both had huge dicks
I didn't wank to it but that's the first time I remember seeing porn of any kind

>>215802387
well ive tried and never pulled it off
>>215802413
could be, but ive always done it with people who have done a lot of ket and they never seemed to think so.
>good ket will have you teetering on the edge of reality peering into the void but almost as if you're an observer who's been secretly shown what's really going on
could also have experienced that and just forgotten it. probably just my biochemistry

>>215802643
i just checked and it's top of all the news subreddits

>>215802651
I feel like if theyre holding their phone like that theyre not really into it

>>215802639
why bother with the fine? did they do the same with the pirate bay?

>>215802645
No I don't

really, really feel like a hot cross bun

>>215802651
they should be stoned

half my family are tramps the other half are neurotic freaks

>>215802668
Nowhere to be seen on popular.

>>215802673
Due process and all that. Can't just tell ISPs to block the site without trying to enforce the rule. If enforcement fails they'll use the nuclear option.

mek mi gon hav a poo wank

Ever got head while driving?

>>215802709
very unsafe

When does the Christmas argos catalogue come out? I'm itching to write my Christmas list and leave the catalogue open on pages of items I want but feel too cheeky to ask for like an iPod or a PSP

Meanwhile men get shamed for reading Lolita.
I hate this society full of double standards

>>215802644
i don't see anything

need some good youtube documentaries to watch in the bath. any good suggestions lads?

>>215802727
When i was a wee'un i used to go through the catalogue and circle something i wanted from every page just for fun

>>215802747
here you go >>215802201

Based brown bro

i want that twink obliterated

>>215802748
https://youtu.be/sX_r9R98DiY
Get some learnin in you son

i saw it :)

>>215802770
What's his reasoning here

You know the worst part about it? The hypocrisy of course.

>>215802792
He's a Paki

>>215802671
What about this?
>>215802684
You don't like it when girls kiss each other with spit running down their mouths?

>>215802792
makes foreigners uncomfortable

>>215802748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4g4ZZNC1E

I don't care, I'm still voting Your Party

>>215802807
Bit gay

>>215802727
Mental how the Argos catalogue was basically the paper equivalent of browsing Amazon. If they were smart enough to spot the trends, Argos could have been one of the biggest companies in the world.

What was the um then

>>215802807
yh me no likey

>>215802825
Still think they should have gone with Fruit and Nut party

>>215802804
Somehow I doubt that's what he said
>>215802812
lol really?

Sharted a big fat stool today, felt splendid. Is this what taking it up the arse feels like?

>>215802785
>>215802817
Mad how brits used to make great documentaries instead of stacey dooley fawning over prostitutes or louis thejew sneering at people

maybe this little chud life isnt so bad after all

Your Party is an absolutely horrendous name sorry

what does zutt mean then

I have 181,055 Steam points

All the lads at /brit/ wish a Happy 100th Birthday to The Iron Lady!

>>215802879
Looks like my dog

>>215802879
I want that thing KILLED

Don't think I'll be clicking that

>>215802886
love the little tail-spin mid jump

>>215802847
Yes that’s what he said. He didn’t say foreigners though he just said other people
>>215802804
He’s Indian m8

>>215802886
right well AI's fucked up the meme industry now haven't they

>>215802938
If the British flag makes them uncomfortable why are they in Britain?

>>215802835
Here you go, some straight sex

Sausages released

card captor sakura

>>215802966
Why are women so lustful.

>>215802966
#needthat

>>215802901
A group of people originally from India who were mentioned in Islamic texts.

>>215802961
good question. many of us have been asking that for decades

>>215802979
my first wank was to her

>>215802979
gay cunt

sausages have gone in the air friar

me when i'm posting on /brit/

>>215802961
Um dont you know st george was turkish? What do you mean it has nothing to do with anything? Shut up

>>215802993
Um

netscranyahu demanding for the sausages to be released

>>215803002
ktim but most recent

>>215802235
Post BMI

>>215802996
Makes me sad how you get those kinds of immigrants instead of the ones we get

>>215802770
don’t give a fuck about that. the part that got me was he said supporting the english football team is one of the things that makes us british. just shows he will never get it.

Occasionally present an argument with the opposite view of my own, so that you lads will reason out a good counter to it and i can use those points later with others (presenting them as my own arguments).

>>215802961
Genuinely don't think I've ever met a brown/black person who got offended by the Union Jack or St George's Cross. It's mainly just liberal white people who like to get offended on other people's behalf because it makes them feel like a revolutionary.

Almost as if Labour are just pretending to love Britain but don't really

>>215802961
The irony is that I've met several immigrants who are genuinely glad to be here and speak very favourably about the UK compared to their home country. Curious how we almost never hear from them

>>215803072
using us like a terrible ai model, is it

yeah nobody is actually offended by the flag, not even immigrants. it's all media bs.

The traffic just doesn't fucking stop on a main road does it. Not even for 5 minutes of peace.

>>215803072
if you can't find a good argument against a view opposite your own, maybe consider the fact that you might be wrong?

I think the flags on the poles look shite
Always cheap shitty flags and more often than not they're all tangled up or caught on something

Get em all taken down and get some quality ones hanged properly

>>215803072
Steelmanning innit

>>215803077
>>215803089
That's my experience with most immigrants here
We have natives that complain in their place though

>>215803119
No such thing as a cheap shitty flag as long as it’s the right size and the actual design on it is correct

>>215803112
Never even considered it

>Actually the people that have moved their whole lives here and benefit enormously are glad to be here
Woah

>>215803143
That's just not true though is it

>>215803149
time to gain a clue

>>215803163
Explain then

"hello" lads

Ever experienced this?

>>215803214
It's just not true is it

Get them released, Al-Rorq

>>215803218
Mad that hed be a normal bloke if he wasnt 4ft 3

>>215803218
legend by name

Today's menu

>>215803214
Thin polyester flags with weak colouring are objectively cheap shitty flags
They look shit and they are shit

how to find a white gf in england

Any avoidant man in?

>Thin polyester flags with weak colouring are objectively cheap shitty flags
>They look shit and they are shit

>>215803143
>there's no such thing as x as long as it's not x
Groundbreaking stuff

netscranyahu condemning hummus

>>215803230
yeah with your mum

>>215803303
Are you Pakistan Airlines? Because you just sent that paki FLYING

this nibba name "bibi" lmaoooo

>>215803303
getting hurty feelings about your polyester flag, is it?

>>215803303
t. has one on his bedroom wall

>Every accusation is a confession
powerfully effective reply any time someone zings you

wiping my arse 9999999999999999999999999 times

What's the next Current Thing then if Gaza's sorted?

>>215803303
Cooked that jeet like his mum's chicken balti

>>215803230
Yes, but not with a girl this good-looking btw this should be a human right.
What if we put something in the food supply of feminine products that will make women super horny like when they are in heat during the menstrual cycle.
Like a combination of Estrogen and Testosterone

but saying "every accusation is a confession" is itself an accusation and therefore a confession

rorke's cheap £3 ebay flag with see-through fabric and unironed fold lines

>>215803356
Who zinged you?

>>215803356
seems desperate. just accept you got done instead of being a fragile runt

>>215803391
>>215803398
it was used against me and my only option would have been a long whiny post about how the saying isn't true but that would have made me look even worse

>>215803390
he won’t like this one

*looks back in anger*

>>215803376
leftypol is still protesting it because he isn't happy with the terms no joke
but they'll probably shift focus to ukraine

>>215803357
must have a white owner

>>215803357
if I tried that I'd be sent to prison
two-tier keir

I can confirm that, in fact, he was 'done'

>>215803376
War on poofs

>>215803435
I would like to appeal to the Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman

remember the awkward age when you started getting stiffies but women still through you were cute and young and would let you sit on their laps resting your head in their tits

Hate living on a council estate
Fuse box of the flats next door has been beeping for days

Every 2 seconds all day every day
Reported it but nobody has fixed it
This happens every 6 months or so for 1-2 weeks

Is there anything more beautiful than the wholesome relationship between a father and his daughter?

>>215803390
This is the kind I mean, probably made in Pakistan or Bangladesh too
You can buy good quality flags made in the UK that'll look a hundred times better waving in the wind

Well then. Here we are. All the lads.

>>215803451
We already had a war against the Ottomans

>>215803462
>women still through you were cute
>would let you sit on their laps
this is the first I'm hearing of this

Blonde in the office just smiled at me. She's about 6 foot tall and nearly as wide.

>>215803497
mumberg's friends would always kiss my cheeks and ask met to sit on their laps

>>215803465
Take a big hammer and smash it until it stops beeping

>>215803526
ahh, my mum was a friendless weirdo

>>215803485
aha

After careful review we're unable to come to a decision at this time and will adjourn until 2026

Remember that bit in Arrested Development where Maebe sits on him during a bumpy car ride

>>215803568
she was so fucking cute

>>215803357
She looks like she's having the time of her life

>>215803591
Don't look her up now

>>215803616
ok i wont

children talking about movies always be like "the bit where he goes ... " and proceed to poorly describe the scene

Just posted on another board and i still had "Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman" in the name field and im too embarrassed to ever go back

>>215803357
ktimmies arf arf

>>215803616
too late, still fuckable

willy wonka makes
everything he makes
satisfying and delicious
talk about your childhood wishes
you can even eat the dishes

now, chat/brit/tp, please rewrite this amusingly with all that follows from willy wonka changed to willy wanka

>>215803627
you fucking donkey

>>215803591
her?

>>215803626
Telling a story is an art that many adults haven't mastered

>>215803627
bet you're getting mocked relentlessly and they all think you're stupid and weird

>>215803462
Once in year 8 or 9 the girl I sat next to in English jokingly sat on my lap because there was no chair for her (i took it because there was originally no chair for me) and I got the hardest stiffy I'd ever had from her smell and fidgeting and she turned her head and smirked at me

>>215803616
>>215803623

>>215803627
Hunting the boards right now so I can find it and crosslink it

>>215803627
Bet you immediately closed the tab as your face started glowing hotter and hotter.

>>215803662
is that a- is that a LINEA NEGRA?
someone call heathermong!

>>215803660
i too often hide chairs to girls are forced to sit on my face

>>215803627
on occasion I have been arguing seriously with other anons, only to realize the mistake in my own response after posting it and realizing the other anon is completely correct, and then I close the tab and never return

>>215803705
ktim

>>215803652
>>215803659
>>215803677
>>215803688
No bully

>>215803627
Rarely do the name gimmick because every time I have I've forgotten to take it off

anyone see that hadith where muhammad got gang raped?
/int/ was going crazy about it last night

im the only person in /brit/ history to have defeated diego in a debate

>>215803770
yeah but it wasn't as good as the one where he eats chicken

Let's all post under this name to obscure the identity of the original DZO

>>215803770
Nashposting has evolved

Feeling SAD

gonna get a pizza hut tonight :)

>>215803815
very nice

ombudsman is one of the very few words we have exported

monging out to some snow patrol

>>215803815
I have presented my demands that I won't be going back until they bring back those cheesy bite crusts

>>215803770
didnt happen

Oricorio gets Air Cutter at level 13 that's mental

wasted my day off award

>>215802901
some jeetslop
reckon countries below the equator are imbued with evil magic, seems to match up imo

>>215803950
gottem

>why is the Empire from Star Wars evil? what exactly and specifically is it that makes them evil?
Honestly if you can't answer this question, your opinion on Star Wars should be completely disregarded.

Feel embarrassed now because the flag I’ve got on my wall is polyester and has lines in it and all you lot say it’s shit

>>215804014
>the flag I’ve got on my wall
grow up

>>215803950
he actually did it the absolute madman

>>215803989
didn't they blow up a planet or summat

>>215804014
Get a proper cloth one up

>>215803989
they killed lukes uncle and aunt and all those jawas for no reason

>>215803960
Mad how it says "ethnically motivated hate crime" and then doesnt say the perpetrators race or religion

>>215804041
Aren’t they heavy
>>215804031
How old do you think I am

>>215804087
i mean if you read the descriptions of the rapes they explicitly admit to it.

>>215804087
makes a point to describe the victims ethnicity though. very strange

>>215803989
The put an end to republican corruption and people like jarjar binks shouldnt be anywhere near galatic wide decision making

>>215803960
how much more evidence does leftypol need.

>>215804144
They can't seriously be doing this bit

>>215804125
Despite being only 13% of the population of Naboo...

>>215803960
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashfield_gang_rapes?useskin=vector
is it just me, or is there a pattern of first and second generation immigrants to western countries from islamic countries being implicated in gang rape?

Rorke and the Gang

>>215804161
Leftypol has very few arguments left to him these days bless him

>>215804184
stop noticing things rorke

>>215804184
stop nooticing things
also
>?useskin=vector
very ugly i'm sorry to say

3 pm

>>215804038
No.
>>215804065
NO.
>>215804125
WRONG!

feeling positively fruity

reckon I'm too horny

leftypol would simply say that it doesn't represent the majority of them

>>215804246
I'm not going to argue with a bloody gunganist jarjar apologist

>>215804246
they did do those things though

My poos are actually foul

>>215804267
>-121
>+72 for that answer

>>215804251
Post pics

>>215802358
my granddad was involved in the sinking of eight U-boats

worst welder Kiel shipyard has ever seen

>>215804291
same
one i did the other day was so long it stuck a clean 6 inches out of the water, looked like the shard only brown

>>215804285
my kind of woman

rorkeypops is still posting a reddit argument that was mass downvoted weeks later
almost like it's an echo chamber or something