Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:38:33 PM
No.215802204
>>215802266
/brit/
Whitby edition
today i have eaten
2 slices of toast with butter and jam
1 bacon roll
1 dark chocolate lebkuchen
1 jam doughnut
1 tuna salad sandwich
3 chocolate palmeritas
1 leftover sausage
1 heinz chicken soup with 2 slices of buttered bread
This is Shireen Baratheon, feel old yet?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:40:37 PM
No.215802261
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:40:49 PM
No.215802265
>>215802297
>>215802381
thought about the certainty of death and feeling very freaked out right now
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:40:52 PM
No.215802266
>>215802299
>>215802204 (OP)
Stayed in one of them very cottages me
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:41:04 PM
No.215802271
fried spam is surprisingly nice yeah
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:41:09 PM
No.215802274
>>215802390
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:41:18 PM
No.215802278
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:41:23 PM
No.215802280
>>215802390
>>215802243
am i supposed to know who this is?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:42:02 PM
No.215802293
>>215802334
>yank going out of his way to write "jam" and "doughnut"
uncle tom
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:42:05 PM
No.215802296
today i have eaten:
1 slice of bread with butter
2 packets of pom-bears
currently watching:
https://youtu.be/Fu3laL5VYdM
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:42:06 PM
No.215802297
>>215802353
>>215802265
keep that thought in your head and take a half gram line of ket
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:42:10 PM
No.215802299
>>215802266
T. Dr. Acula haematology specialist
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:42:27 PM
No.215802306
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:42:40 PM
No.215802308
Her entire life revolves around what she's having for tea
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:42:56 PM
No.215802313
>>215802390
>>215802243
shitting hell
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:43:51 PM
No.215802334
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:44:06 PM
No.215802340
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
we now go live to rorke, who recently experienced his very first spoonful of curry goat:
>>215802297
never been impressed by ket
either you do a little bit and feel a bit wobbly, weird and dissociated like being very drunk
or you do a lot and just pass out with no memory
at least thats been my experience
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:00 PM
No.215802358
>>215802398
>>215804327
>>215802341
he always lifts his shirt and bites his finger
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:13 PM
No.215802362
hstikkytokky and Ed Matthews reunite
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:20 PM
No.215802367
>>215802437
We now go live to reports of a dogshit gimmick
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:31 PM
No.215802371
>>215802353
mine too, suspect we don't have the right receptors to get the effect most people seem to experience
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:37 PM
No.215802375
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:46 PM
No.215802379
Today I have eaten
I am famished, withering, decaying
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:51 PM
No.215802381
>>215802265
she is kawaii
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:46:05 PM
No.215802387
>>215802442
>>215802664
>>215802353
what happens if you do a medium amount
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:46:08 PM
No.215802390
>>215802410
>>215802423
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:46:18 PM
No.215802396
Mums gone and bought English honey again stupid bitch
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:46:21 PM
No.215802398
>>215802358
Ireland was basically an Axis power in WW2.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:46:43 PM
No.215802404
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:46:44 PM
No.215802405
>>215802510
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:46:52 PM
No.215802410
>>215802454
>>215802471
>>215802390
wtf is that legal to show on tv
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:46:58 PM
No.215802413
>>215802664
>>215802353
sounds like shit ket mixed with some sort of benzo. good ket will have you teetering on the edge of reality peering into the void but almost as if you're an observer who's been secretly shown what's really going on
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:47:02 PM
No.215802414
>>215802359
mi tink him be a bwattybwoi
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:47:05 PM
No.215802415
>>215802359
because it's sexy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:47:15 PM
No.215802423
>>215802471
>>215802390
Sorry i dont remember a minor character from some 10year old tv show mate
>>215802235
i'm having those fancy little italian waffles rn
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:48:06 PM
No.215802436
bought some swimming goggles going to go swimming you see
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:48:11 PM
No.215802437
>>215802367
Thank you anon
*turns to the camera*
Reports are flooding in of a dogshit gimmick that was posted to /brit early this afternoon, the gimmick appears to be being spammed by a single poster, and police are urging /brit/izens under no circumstances to approach this poster or give him (You)s
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:48:18 PM
No.215802442
>>215802387
pink pantheress seems like the type to post on 4chan
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:48:18 PM
No.215802443
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:48:45 PM
No.215802454
>>215802410
yea not been illegal to be gay in bare
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:48:48 PM
No.215802456
>>215802475
>>215802550
>>215802426
How many hours do you spend looking for pictures of people eating disgusting food with dirty hands so you can repost it here with an avatarflag just to be ignore by 99% of posters?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:10 PM
No.215802463
>>215802341
In dire need of some wallpaper or a lick of paint
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:20 PM
No.215802464
bet the pg tips are getting leaky
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:27 PM
No.215802470
>>215802524
>>215802639
>UK communications regulator confirms Β£20,000 4Chan fine
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:30 PM
No.215802471
>>215802502
>>215802507
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:48 PM
No.215802475
>>215802550
>>215802456
how many hours do you spend in the archive looking for old posts by /brit/ personalities so you can repost them here and be ignored by 99% of posters?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:50:08 PM
No.215802486
>>215802521
>>215802341
>>215802359
He'd be considered a good dancer if he didn't look like a brony
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:50:21 PM
No.215802493
>>215802558
>>215802426
Is that a Walmart bag?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:50:32 PM
No.215802495
>>215802516
adventure time princess bubblegum sticky pink puffy vagina
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:50:37 PM
No.215802498
>>215802550
Rattled
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:50:44 PM
No.215802502
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:50:49 PM
No.215802504
>>215802547
>>215797775
Imagine creampieing Greta with her wearing only this green frog hat and you strongly sucking her toe to the point of turning them purple ahhhhhhhhh.
A man can only dream of such accomplishments
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:51:02 PM
No.215802507
>>215802471
i can see her nipples a bit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:51:16 PM
No.215802510
>>215802405
Need to live my myth
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:51:29 PM
No.215802516
>>215802589
>>215802657
>>215802495
one of my very first wanks was to adventure time r34. i was doomed from the very beginning
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:51:45 PM
No.215802521
>>215802486
how does he look like a brony
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:51:51 PM
No.215802523
lads i am penciling in a start date of November for the dating app re-launch.
Let's see if i can beat my PB of first date then fizzles out which i am hard stuck on
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:51:52 PM
No.215802524
>>215802556
>>215802583
>>215802470
Labour arent messing around
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:52:09 PM
No.215802531
Bow down to him
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:52:21 PM
No.215802535
tits are my main reason to carry on living
looking at tits
thinking about tits
not touching tits because i'm an incel
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:52:39 PM
No.215802547
>>215802504
very suckable tiddies
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:52:42 PM
No.215802550
>>215802579
>>215802596
>>215802426
>>215802456
>>215802475
>>215802498
what exactly made you choose to spend your entire life doing this?
a homeless smackhead probably lives a fuller life
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:53:01 PM
No.215802556
>>215802524
In hindsight i think he was tough because if the whole audience started laughing at me when i said i was tough I think I'd probably kill myself
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:53:02 PM
No.215802558
>>215802493
yes they are my favourite
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:53:06 PM
No.215802560
Drumpf
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:53:11 PM
No.215802564
I like the tits that feel like bags of water
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:53:19 PM
No.215802567
stupid fucking dog sub-edish
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:53:43 PM
No.215802575
>>215802599
The show A Teacher goes into how evil female predators are. A female teacher takes advantage of her 17 YEAR OLD male student.
Kate Mara was also lactating while filming the show and would constantly leak her milk over her young male costar so they had to redo the sex scenes multiple times
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:54:00 PM
No.215802579
>>215802632
>>215802550
loneliness innit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:54:06 PM
No.215802583
>>215802524
this cunt needs to get off his fat fucking arse and do something about energy bills. such a piss take
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:54:17 PM
No.215802589
>>215802516
ktimothydalton but for me it was homer fucking marge
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:54:38 PM
No.215802596
>>215802632
>>215802645
>>215802550
Takes two seconds to call 190 out on his bullshit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:54:45 PM
No.215802599
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:54:49 PM
No.215802601
pretty sure sky is already banning this site I have to refresh like 29 times before I can get a captcha
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:06 PM
No.215802627
>>215802650
just saw a post in outer-int that is mega-um
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:15 PM
No.215802632
>>215802656
>>215802579
>>215802596
suicide is always an option
would be a net positive for humanity because /brit/ would immediately improve dramatically
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:38 PM
No.215802639
>>215802673
>>215802470
Beginning of the end lads. Ofcom know the fine won't be paid so they're just going through the motions before telling ISPs to block the site.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:50 PM
No.215802643
>>215802668
>Front page of BBC: Trump secures Israeli hostage release
>Front page of NYT: Trump secures Israeli hostage release
>Front page of every major news organisation: Trump secures Israeli hostage release
>Front page of Reddit: *crickets*
Oh boy they are SEETHING right now
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:52 PM
No.215802644
>>215802747
don't go in the catalog lads
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:54 PM
No.215802645
>>215802677
>>215802596
You do it all day every day
You're obsessed
Mindraped even
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:55 PM
No.215802646
My poos today are actually revolting
It sickens me that I'm producing this and it's been sat in my gut for hours
Legitimately smells like if a infected skunk crawled into my colon and DIED
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:57:12 PM
No.215802650
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:57:12 PM
No.215802651
>>215802671
>>215802684
should girls really make out like this?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:57:25 PM
No.215802656
>>215802632
Damn Bruce that's harsh I thought we were on the same team
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:57:28 PM
No.215802657
>>215802516
When I was like 10 or 11 I overhead some older kids at my school talking about looking at naked pictures of android 18 on a website (dragonballx I think it was) so when I got home I went on the website and it was just a picture of goku and sailor moon naked together and they both had huge dicks
I didn't wank to it but that's the first time I remember seeing porn of any kind
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:57:43 PM
No.215802664
>>215802387
well ive tried and never pulled it off
>>215802413
could be, but ive always done it with people who have done a lot of ket and they never seemed to think so.
>good ket will have you teetering on the edge of reality peering into the void but almost as if you're an observer who's been secretly shown what's really going on
could also have experienced that and just forgotten it. probably just my biochemistry
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:58:05 PM
No.215802668
>>215802691
>>215802643
i just checked and it's top of all the news subreddits
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:58:18 PM
No.215802671
>>215802807
>>215802651
I feel like if theyre holding their phone like that theyre not really into it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:58:22 PM
No.215802673
>>215802698
>>215802639
why bother with the fine? did they do the same with the pirate bay?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:58:34 PM
No.215802677
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:58:41 PM
No.215802681
really, really feel like a hot cross bun
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:58:47 PM
No.215802684
>>215802807
>>215802651
they should be stoned
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:59:00 PM
No.215802687
half my family are tramps the other half are neurotic freaks
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:59:08 PM
No.215802691
>>215802668
Nowhere to be seen on popular.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:59:33 PM
No.215802698
>>215802673
Due process and all that. Can't just tell ISPs to block the site without trying to enforce the rule. If enforcement fails they'll use the nuclear option.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:59:55 PM
No.215802708
mek mi gon hav a poo wank
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:59:55 PM
No.215802709
>>215802721
Ever got head while driving?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:00:34 PM
No.215802721
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:00:46 PM
No.215802727
>>215802756
>>215802836
When does the Christmas argos catalogue come out? I'm itching to write my Christmas list and leave the catalogue open on pages of items I want but feel too cheeky to ask for like an iPod or a PSP
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:01:23 PM
No.215802743
Meanwhile men get shamed for reading Lolita.
I hate this society full of double standards
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:01:32 PM
No.215802747
>>215802764
>>215802644
i don't see anything
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:01:34 PM
No.215802748
>>215802785
>>215802817
need some good youtube documentaries to watch in the bath. any good suggestions lads?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:02:06 PM
No.215802756
>>215802727
When i was a wee'un i used to go through the catalogue and circle something i wanted from every page just for fun
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:02:26 PM
No.215802764
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:02:42 PM
No.215802770
>>215802792
>>215803058
Based brown bro
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:03:04 PM
No.215802777
i want that twink obliterated
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:03:15 PM
No.215802785
>>215802878
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:03:20 PM
No.215802787
i saw it :)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:03:34 PM
No.215802792
>>215802804
>>215802812
>>215802770
What's his reasoning here
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:03:35 PM
No.215802793
You know the worst part about it? The hypocrisy of course.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:04:09 PM
No.215802804
>>215802847
>>215802938
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:04:28 PM
No.215802807
>>215802835
>>215802840
>>215802671
What about this?
>>215802684
You don't like it when girls kiss each other with spit running down their mouths?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:04:35 PM
No.215802812
>>215802847
>>215802792
makes foreigners uncomfortable
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:04:42 PM
No.215802817
>>215802878
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:05:05 PM
No.215802825
>>215802842
I don't care, I'm still voting Your Party
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:05:26 PM
No.215802835
>>215802966
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:05:30 PM
No.215802836
>>215802727
Mental how the Argos catalogue was basically the paper equivalent of browsing Amazon. If they were smart enough to spot the trends, Argos could have been one of the biggest companies in the world.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:05:31 PM
No.215802837
What was the um then
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:05:48 PM
No.215802840
>>215802807
yh me no likey
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:05:50 PM
No.215802842
>>215802825
Still think they should have gone with Fruit and Nut party
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:06:01 PM
No.215802847
>>215802938
>>215802804
Somehow I doubt that's what he said
>>215802812
lol really?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:06:26 PM
No.215802858
Sharted a big fat stool today, felt splendid. Is this what taking it up the arse feels like?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:07:13 PM
No.215802878
>>215802785
>>215802817
Mad how brits used to make great documentaries instead of stacey dooley fawning over prostitutes or louis thejew sneering at people
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:07:13 PM
No.215802879
>>215802911
>>215802914
maybe this little chud life isnt so bad after all
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:07:20 PM
No.215802882
Your Party is an absolutely horrendous name sorry
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:07:26 PM
No.215802886
>>215802933
>>215802940
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:06 PM
No.215802901
>>215802993
>>215803957
what does zutt mean then
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:12 PM
No.215802902
I have 181,055 Steam points
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:15 PM
No.215802903
>louis thejew
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:19 PM
No.215802905
>>215802931
>>215802959
All the lads at /brit/ wish a Happy 100th Birthday to The Iron Lady!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:30 PM
No.215802911
>>215802879
Looks like my dog
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:37 PM
No.215802914
>>215802879
I want that thing KILLED
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:50 PM
No.215802923
Don't think I'll be clicking that
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:59 PM
No.215802931
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:09:01 PM
No.215802933
>>215802886
love the little tail-spin mid jump
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:09:11 PM
No.215802938
>>215802961
>>215802847
Yes thatβs what he said. He didnβt say foreigners though he just said other people
>>215802804
Heβs Indian m8
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:09:28 PM
No.215802940
>>215802886
right well AI's fucked up the meme industry now haven't they
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:09:58 PM
No.215802959
>>215802938
If the British flag makes them uncomfortable why are they in Britain?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:10:23 PM
No.215802966
>>215802987
>>215802989
>>215802835
Here you go, some straight sex
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:10:39 PM
No.215802973
Sausages released
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:10:53 PM
No.215802979
>>215803002
>>215803004
card captor sakura
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:17 PM
No.215802987
>>215802966
Why are women so lustful.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:19 PM
No.215802989
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:30 PM
No.215802993
>>215803022
>>215802901
A group of people originally from India who were mentioned in Islamic texts.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:34 PM
No.215802996
>>215803048
>>215802961
good question. many of us have been asking that for decades
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:54 PM
No.215803002
>>215803032
>>215802979
my first wank was to her
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:55 PM
No.215803004
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:12:02 PM
No.215803005
sausages have gone in the air friar
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:12:04 PM
No.215803007
me when i'm posting on /brit/
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:12:19 PM
No.215803013
>>215802961
Um dont you know st george was turkish? What do you mean it has nothing to do with anything? Shut up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:12:44 PM
No.215803022
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:12:59 PM
No.215803031
netscranyahu demanding for the sausages to be released
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:13:00 PM
No.215803032
>>215803002
ktim but most recent
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:13:21 PM
No.215803039
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:13:38 PM
No.215803048
>>215802996
Makes me sad how you get those kinds of immigrants instead of the ones we get
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:13:57 PM
No.215803058
>>215802770
donβt give a fuck about that. the part that got me was he said supporting the english football team is one of the things that makes us british. just shows he will never get it.
Occasionally present an argument with the opposite view of my own, so that you lads will reason out a good counter to it and i can use those points later with others (presenting them as my own arguments).
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:14:37 PM
No.215803077
>>215803129
>>215802961
Genuinely don't think I've ever met a brown/black person who got offended by the Union Jack or St George's Cross. It's mainly just liberal white people who like to get offended on other people's behalf because it makes them feel like a revolutionary.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:14:56 PM
No.215803081
Almost as if Labour are just pretending to love Britain but don't really
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:15:22 PM
No.215803089
>>215803129
>>215802961
The irony is that I've met several immigrants who are genuinely glad to be here and speak very favourably about the UK compared to their home country. Curious how we almost never hear from them
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:15:33 PM
No.215803096
>>215803072
using us like a terrible ai model, is it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:15:34 PM
No.215803098
yeah nobody is actually offended by the flag, not even immigrants. it's all media bs.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:15:38 PM
No.215803100
The traffic just doesn't fucking stop on a main road does it. Not even for 5 minutes of peace.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:16:08 PM
No.215803112
>>215803149
>>215803072
if you can't find a good argument against a view opposite your own, maybe consider the fact that you might be wrong?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:16:21 PM
No.215803119
>>215803143
I think the flags on the poles look shite
Always cheap shitty flags and more often than not they're all tangled up or caught on something
Get em all taken down and get some quality ones hanged properly
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:16:49 PM
No.215803128
>>215803072
Steelmanning innit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:16:52 PM
No.215803129
>>215803077
>>215803089
That's my experience with most immigrants here
We have natives that complain in their place though
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:17:24 PM
No.215803143
>>215803163
>>215803320
>>215803119
No such thing as a cheap shitty flag as long as itβs the right size and the actual design on it is correct
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:17:41 PM
No.215803149
>>215803169
>>215803112
Never even considered it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:18:05 PM
No.215803160
>Actually the people that have moved their whole lives here and benefit enormously are glad to be here
Woah
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:18:06 PM
No.215803163
>>215803214
>>215803143
That's just not true though is it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:18:15 PM
No.215803169
>>215803149
time to gain a clue
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:19:40 PM
No.215803214
>>215803249
>>215803282
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:19:47 PM
No.215803218
>>215803261
>>215803262
"hello" lads
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:20:00 PM
No.215803230
>>215803328
>>215803379
Ever experienced this?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:20:40 PM
No.215803249
>>215803214
It's just not true is it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:20:58 PM
No.215803258
Get them released, Al-Rorq
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:21:06 PM
No.215803261
>>215803218
Mad that hed be a normal bloke if he wasnt 4ft 3
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:21:10 PM
No.215803262
>>215803218
legend by name
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:21:13 PM
No.215803264
Today's menu
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:21:57 PM
No.215803282
>>215803214
Thin polyester flags with weak colouring are objectively cheap shitty flags
They look shit and they are shit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:22:30 PM
No.215803292
how to find a white gf in england
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:22:55 PM
No.215803302
Any avoidant man in?
>Thin polyester flags with weak colouring are objectively cheap shitty flags
>They look shit and they are shit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:23:06 PM
No.215803307
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:23:35 PM
No.215803320
>>215803143
>there's no such thing as x as long as it's not x
Groundbreaking stuff
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:23:38 PM
No.215803322
netscranyahu condemning hummus
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:23:51 PM
No.215803328
>>215803230
yeah with your mum
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:24:15 PM
No.215803337
>>215803303
Are you Pakistan Airlines? Because you just sent that paki FLYING
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:24:19 PM
No.215803340
this nibba name "bibi" lmaoooo
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:24:38 PM
No.215803344
>>215803303
getting hurty feelings about your polyester flag, is it?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:24:43 PM
No.215803346
>>215803303
t. has one on his bedroom wall
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:25:01 PM
No.215803356
>>215803391
>>215803398
>Every accusation is a confession
powerfully effective reply any time someone zings you
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:25:11 PM
No.215803361
wiping my arse 9999999999999999999999999 times
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:25:45 PM
No.215803376
>>215803429
>>215803451
What's the next Current Thing then if Gaza's sorted?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:25:46 PM
No.215803377
>>215803303
Cooked that jeet like his mum's chicken balti
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:25:51 PM
No.215803379
>>215803230
Yes, but not with a girl this good-looking btw this should be a human right.
What if we put something in the food supply of feminine products that will make women super horny like when they are in heat during the menstrual cycle.
Like a combination of Estrogen and Testosterone
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:26:09 PM
No.215803384
but saying "every accusation is a confession" is itself an accusation and therefore a confession
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:26:12 PM
No.215803390
>>215803425
>>215803482
rorke's cheap Β£3 ebay flag with see-through fabric and unironed fold lines
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:26:16 PM
No.215803391
>>215803424
>>215803356
Who zinged you?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:26:31 PM
No.215803398
>>215803424
>>215803356
seems desperate. just accept you got done instead of being a fragile runt
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:27:38 PM
No.215803424
>>215803391
>>215803398
it was used against me and my only option would have been a long whiny post about how the saying isn't true but that would have made me look even worse
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:27:38 PM
No.215803425
>>215803390
he wonβt like this one
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:27:46 PM
No.215803427
*looks back in anger*
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:27:51 PM
No.215803429
>>215803376
leftypol is still protesting it because he isn't happy with the terms no joke
but they'll probably shift focus to ukraine
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:27:54 PM
No.215803432
>>215803357
must have a white owner
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:28:00 PM
No.215803434
>>215803357
if I tried that I'd be sent to prison
two-tier keir
Independent Adjudicator
10/13/2025, 3:28:05 PM
No.215803435
>>215803454
I can confirm that, in fact, he was 'done'
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:28:56 PM
No.215803451
>>215803485
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:29:01 PM
No.215803454
>>215803435
I would like to appeal to the Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:29:11 PM
No.215803462
>>215803497
>>215803660
remember the awkward age when you started getting stiffies but women still through you were cute and young and would let you sit on their laps resting your head in their tits
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:29:24 PM
No.215803465
>>215803531
Hate living on a council estate
Fuse box of the flats next door has been beeping for days
Every 2 seconds all day every day
Reported it but nobody has fixed it
This happens every 6 months or so for 1-2 weeks
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:29:59 PM
No.215803481
Is there anything more beautiful than the wholesome relationship between a father and his daughter?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:30:02 PM
No.215803482
>>215803390
This is the kind I mean, probably made in Pakistan or Bangladesh too
You can buy good quality flags made in the UK that'll look a hundred times better waving in the wind
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:30:04 PM
No.215803484
Well then. Here we are. All the lads.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:30:04 PM
No.215803485
>>215803552
>>215803451
We already had a war against the Ottomans
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:30:29 PM
No.215803497
>>215803526
>>215803462
>women still through you were cute
>would let you sit on their laps
this is the first I'm hearing of this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:31:28 PM
No.215803524
>>215803546
Blonde in the office just smiled at me. She's about 6 foot tall and nearly as wide.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:31:29 PM
No.215803526
>>215803541
>>215803497
mumberg's friends would always kiss my cheeks and ask met to sit on their laps
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:31:36 PM
No.215803531
>>215803465
Take a big hammer and smash it until it stops beeping
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:32:08 PM
No.215803541
>>215803526
ahh, my mum was a friendless weirdo
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:32:15 PM
No.215803546
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:32:22 PM
No.215803552
Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman
10/13/2025, 3:32:26 PM
No.215803555
After careful review we're unable to come to a decision at this time and will adjourn until 2026
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:33:00 PM
No.215803568
>>215803591
Remember that bit in Arrested Development where Maebe sits on him during a bumpy car ride
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:34:17 PM
No.215803591
>>215803616
>>215803654
>>215803568
she was so fucking cute
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:34:24 PM
No.215803594
>>215803357
She looks like she's having the time of her life
>>215803591
Don't look her up now
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:35:35 PM
No.215803623
>>215803662
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:35:50 PM
No.215803626
>>215803658
children talking about movies always be like "the bit where he goes ... " and proceed to poorly describe the scene
Just posted on another board and i still had "Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman" in the name field and im too embarrassed to ever go back
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:35:51 PM
No.215803629
>>215803357
ktimmies arf arf
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:36:20 PM
No.215803645
>>215803616
too late, still fuckable
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:36:27 PM
No.215803649
willy wonka makes
everything he makes
satisfying and delicious
talk about your childhood wishes
you can even eat the dishes
now, chat/brit/tp, please rewrite this amusingly with all that follows from willy wonka changed to willy wanka
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:36:34 PM
No.215803652
>>215803752
>>215803627
you fucking donkey
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:36:39 PM
No.215803654
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:36:51 PM
No.215803658
>>215803626
Telling a story is an art that many adults haven't mastered
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:36:51 PM
No.215803659
>>215803752
>>215803627
bet you're getting mocked relentlessly and they all think you're stupid and weird
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:36:52 PM
No.215803660
>>215803704
>>215803462
Once in year 8 or 9 the girl I sat next to in English jokingly sat on my lap because there was no chair for her (i took it because there was originally no chair for me) and I got the hardest stiffy I'd ever had from her smell and fidgeting and she turned her head and smirked at me
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:36:53 PM
No.215803662
>>215803689
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:37:22 PM
No.215803677
>>215803752
>>215803627
Hunting the boards right now so I can find it and crosslink it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:37:48 PM
No.215803688
>>215803752
>>215803627
Bet you immediately closed the tab as your face started glowing hotter and hotter.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:37:51 PM
No.215803689
>>215803662
is that a- is that a LINEA NEGRA?
someone call heathermong!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:38:27 PM
No.215803704
>>215803660
i too often hide chairs to girls are forced to sit on my face
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:38:32 PM
No.215803705
>>215803738
>>215803627
on occasion I have been arguing seriously with other anons, only to realize the mistake in my own response after posting it and realizing the other anon is completely correct, and then I close the tab and never return
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:40:01 PM
No.215803738
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:40:36 PM
No.215803752
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:40:47 PM
No.215803761
>>215803627
Rarely do the name gimmick because every time I have I've forgotten to take it off
anyone see that hadith where muhammad got gang raped?
/int/ was going crazy about it last night
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:41:11 PM
No.215803772
im the only person in /brit/ history to have defeated diego in a debate
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:41:28 PM
No.215803775
>>215803770
yeah but it wasn't as good as the one where he eats chicken
Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman
10/13/2025, 3:42:13 PM
No.215803791
Let's all post under this name to obscure the identity of the original DZO
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:42:26 PM
No.215803795
>>215803770
Nashposting has evolved
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:42:58 PM
No.215803803
Feeling SAD
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:43:21 PM
No.215803815
>>215803831
>>215803854
gonna get a pizza hut tonight :)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:44:16 PM
No.215803831
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:44:23 PM
No.215803837
ombudsman is one of the very few words we have exported
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:44:41 PM
No.215803846
monging out to some snow patrol
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:44:55 PM
No.215803854
>>215803815
I have presented my demands that I won't be going back until they bring back those cheesy bite crusts
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:45:11 PM
No.215803858
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:46:18 PM
No.215803885
Oricorio gets Air Cutter at level 13 that's mental
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:48:44 PM
No.215803943
wasted my day off award
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:49:03 PM
No.215803957
>>215802901
some jeetslop
reckon countries below the equator are imbued with evil magic, seems to match up imo
Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman
10/13/2025, 3:49:11 PM
No.215803960
>>215804087
>>215804146
>>215804184
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:49:46 PM
No.215803973
Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman
10/13/2025, 3:49:50 PM
No.215803976
>why is the Empire from Star Wars evil? what exactly and specifically is it that makes them evil?
Honestly if you can't answer this question, your opinion on Star Wars should be completely disregarded.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:50:26 PM
No.215803994
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:51:13 PM
No.215804014
>>215804031
>>215804041
Feel embarrassed now because the flag Iβve got on my wall is polyester and has lines in it and all you lot say itβs shit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:51:59 PM
No.215804031
>>215804114
>>215804014
>the flag Iβve got on my wall
grow up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:52:05 PM
No.215804036
>>215803950
he actually did it the absolute madman
Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman
10/13/2025, 3:52:09 PM
No.215804038
>>215804246
>>215803989
didn't they blow up a planet or summat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:52:14 PM
No.215804041
>>215804114
>>215804014
Get a proper cloth one up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:53:07 PM
No.215804065
>>215804246
>>215803989
they killed lukes uncle and aunt and all those jawas for no reason
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:53:55 PM
No.215804087
>>215804117
>>215804123
>>215803960
Mad how it says "ethnically motivated hate crime" and then doesnt say the perpetrators race or religion
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:54:52 PM
No.215804114
>>215804041
Arenβt they heavy
>>215804031
How old do you think I am
Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman
10/13/2025, 3:55:11 PM
No.215804117
>>215804087
i mean if you read the descriptions of the rapes they explicitly admit to it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:55:32 PM
No.215804123
>>215804087
makes a point to describe the victims ethnicity though. very strange
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:55:44 PM
No.215804125
>>215804178
>>215804246
>>215803989
The put an end to republican corruption and people like jarjar binks shouldnt be anywhere near galatic wide decision making
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:56:27 PM
No.215804144
>>215804161
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:56:32 PM
No.215804146
>>215803960
how much more evidence does leftypol need.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:57:16 PM
No.215804161
>>215804209
>>215804144
They can't seriously be doing this bit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:58:27 PM
No.215804178
>>215804125
Despite being only 13% of the population of Naboo...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:58:44 PM
No.215804184
>>215804210
>>215804223
>>215803960
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashfield_gang_rapes?useskin=vector
is it just me, or is there a pattern of first and second generation immigrants to western countries from islamic countries being implicated in gang rape?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:58:46 PM
No.215804186
Rorke and the Gang
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:59:25 PM
No.215804209
>>215804161
Leftypol has very few arguments left to him these days bless him
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:59:26 PM
No.215804210
>>215804184
stop noticing things rorke
Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman
10/13/2025, 3:59:53 PM
No.215804223
>>215804184
stop nooticing things
also
>?useskin=vector
very ugly i'm sorry to say
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:00:03 PM
No.215804228
3 pm
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:00:28 PM
No.215804246
>>215804286
>>215804290
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:00:46 PM
No.215804251
>>215804318
feeling positively fruity
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:00:59 PM
No.215804257
reckon I'm too horny
Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman
10/13/2025, 4:01:20 PM
No.215804267
>>215804316
leftypol would simply say that it doesn't represent the majority of them
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:02:16 PM
No.215804285
>>215804341
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:02:17 PM
No.215804286
>>215804246
I'm not going to argue with a bloody gunganist jarjar apologist
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:02:20 PM
No.215804290
>>215804246
they did do those things though
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:02:21 PM
No.215804291
>>215804338
My poos are actually foul
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:03:22 PM
No.215804316
>>215804267
>-121
>+72 for that answer
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:03:24 PM
No.215804318
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:03:25 PM
No.215804320
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:03:51 PM
No.215804327
>>215802358
my granddad was involved in the sinking of eight U-boats
worst welder Kiel shipyard has ever seen
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:04:20 PM
No.215804338
>>215804291
same
one i did the other day was so long it stuck a clean 6 inches out of the water, looked like the shard only brown
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:04:30 PM
No.215804341
>>215804285
my kind of woman
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:05:42 PM
No.215804381
rorkeypops is still posting a reddit argument that was mass downvoted weeks later
almost like it's an echo chamber or something