Thread 215803608

I just got slight peyronies 2 days ago fuck will it go away

>>215803608 (OP)
I wish I didn't google that, well I truly hope you get well soon fren

>>215803608 (OP)
just ask a doctor why would anyone here know

>>215803608 (OP)
Me too but apparently most men don't have perfectly straight penises like pornstars do according to Bonk by Mary Roach:

"Dr. Hsu says it is rare to see one that stands perfectly straight. Actually, what he said was: “Most men are communists! Lean to the left! Second most common: bow down, like Japanese gentleman! Number three, to the right. Four, up! Like elephant!"" - Ch6, p?

No this isn't satire i promise this is a real quote from a real book. Look it up if you want it's in the 6th chapter idk what page

>>215803838
thanks fren
>>215803875
I don't think its severe enough to ask
>>215803999
mine was never superstraight but I kept fapping too aggressively and now its leaning to the left

>>215804567
I've read threads on /fit/ where people regretted not going to a doctor sooner

>>215804623
I'll book an appointment before my dick looks like a boomerang then

>>215804567
Fapping too aggressively can't bend your dick out of shape. Think about pornstars (sorry but you probably base your expectations on them so i have to use them) they use their dicks with far far more force and probably for longer and more often than any masturbating session would warrant and all of them have perfectly straight dicks. The force of your hand moving up and down your willy will never compare to the force of an 80Kg buff dude repeatedly slamming his dick into someone with full force for 15 minutes. The aforementioned dude's dick doesn't get bent but yours did so it's clearly not force that causes it.

Holy fuck i got (3999) and (8000) trips twice in one thread. Dicks are good luck bros i need to get myself a fascina charm

be gentle to your benis from now on

>>215804800
But vaginas are a lot less tighter than the hand, Idk if it even is peyronies but it seems to follow the symptoms of it
>>215805056
I will D:

>>215805143
>Less tighter
Finding an actual Anglo UK flag is like trying to find a fucking needle in a haystack at this point