Thread 215804307

Ivor the engine edition

>>215804316
it was such a truth nuke reddit had to stop in and delete it

Mashallah

>>215804316
Reddit has it's reputation for a reason

>>215804307 (OP)
cute train

>>215804290
Irrelevant!
That's not what makes them evil.

>>215804337
Grim

>>215804337
leftypol loves his cenorship

thas a bonnie wee hylan coo ennit

That's leftypops done

one more, she racked up a ton of karma defending migrant hotels

>>215804337
reddit moment

>>215804370
Once attempted to pat one of these on a hike and had to avoid being gored by its horns

mashallah!

craving a tikka mashallah now

>>215804404
gimpasaurus rex

>>215804337
imagine being so mindbroken you just delete genuine evidence that proves you wrong. extremely pathetic even by leftist standards

>>215804390
Wish I could get housed and paid for doing absolutely nothing.

>>215804406
Too muscular

>>215804438
Get the dinghy out pal

>>215804390
>Hi, I’m Jess. A non-binary transport, aviation and politics enthusiast. Student pilot, hoping to go commercial.
actual woman, or tranny? call it, /brit/

>>215804435
Um sweetie. Using 8 or 9 examples doesnt mean that all immigrants do it ok?

I think I have it figured out.
I hate my lower class neighbour because she reminds me that I live in a shit town.
As far as lower class neighbours go, I need to count myself very lucky. I rarely, if at all, even hear her. She's a single mum so doesn't have a fella she's constantly fighting with, I just hear her shout at her daughter every now and then, and even the daughter splits time between her mum and dad's place. Ive barely even spoken to any of them in the time I've lived here.
But her existence reminds me that I used to rent in a lovely town I could never afford to buy in and instead I live in a shit town (a nicer area of it to be fair, but ultimately a shit working class town)

I'll never get used to living on a main road though. Does my fucking head in.

>>215804479
it's a 17 year old tranny

>>215804457
alright cheers virgin

I would break the bed underneath her.

>>215804370
Deano and Deanette have a framed picture of one of these cows in their living room xo

>>215804479
There are no women on the internet. Only men and men pretending to be women.

>>215804495
how do you know

>>215804406
imagine the smell

Why would god be so cruel as to curse me with a series of debilitating mental afflictions?

Barron Trump chokeslamming Keir Starmer through the ring

what happened to the slagdemic?

>>215804525
Definitely checks out in /brit/

Lostprophets Ian Watkins has been stabbed to death in prison

>>215804560
god probably isnt real sorry pal

tempted to put £50 on Wales
£240 back

>>215804476
Not enough melanin I'm afraid I'd just get sent back

>>215804600
me when i'm posting over dial-up internet

The Jews nuked the metal music scene because it was too high test for white men

Can't do today's hard Pips for the life of me

>>215804435
*/jp/ janny laughing nervously*

summers over so my crush doesn’t post arse pics on insta anymore

>>215804605
How about a fiver?

>>215804600
Just catching up with the olds

>4Chan hit by £20,000 UK watchdog fine
>U.K. Tech Secretary Liz Kendall says levy against the online message board is a “clear warning” to other providers.

>>215804600
catching up on the olds are we?

>>215804661
>my crush
FOY

>>215804676
Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk shaking in fear

33 year old balding man posting about his “crush”

>>215804638
>>215804671
>>215804690
It just got announced an hour ago?

>>215804668
>£23.75 return
What’s the point in that

>>215804707
Stop spying on me

deus ex: mankind divided almost finished downloading

life starts at 33

I hit up a cute bottom on Sniffies. He said he was looking and I was just finishing up work. So I went over. We did the usual making out. I sucked him some and then started eating out his ass. He loved it and I started to taste some cum in my mouth. So I asked him if he was pre loaded. He replied yeah. I thought it was hot. So I ate him out some more and then I fucked my load into him also. When I was done I asked how many loads he had inside him and he said 4.

dunno if i should try finn or if i should just accept my hair is norwooded to all fuck
cant be bothered to get a prescription for it even if it's easy. just feels humiliating

>>215804725
Give me £50 and il give you a 1-1000 chance of £5000

Rorke cutting his pizza is little curves to go around the pepperoni

>>215804676
probably time to get a VPN

Nixon was the most based US President

Hello

>>215804767
Wales to win tonight is a much better chance than 1-1000

>>215804754
>gay people are just like everyone else, love is love

>>215804795
hi!! ^u^

>>215804802
Im offering higher returns though.

>>215804754
we can but pray one of the 4 loads was a pozgod

>>215804837
With a way worse chance

Need to work on my problems but I'm distracted by all my other problems

did the yank thing where instead of walking to a shop 5 minutes away i drove
hope this doesn’t become a regular ting

still howling at the lad's theory about scratch cards vs lottery and the collapse of the wavefunction

accidentally called my da 'rorkeypops' when he was going on his migration rant and he said 'why the fuck he's calling me a rice krispy for'

well rorke?

me and mousey are playing the new pokemon game

>>215804725
The point is you'll only lose £5 instead of £50

>>215804911
didn't he get caught with loli porn

BILLIE EILISH MASSIVE FAT CHEBS

*reaches through your screen and rubs your cheeks*
Give me a chubby you cunt!

would it not be good etiquette to inform someone you were full of cum before they perform analingus? I would be rather miffed if I went down on a girl for example and tasted cum and can say for sure I would not find it hot in any way

yeah?

>>215804962
>>215804969

sometimes it slides right in

nathan telling dogshit jokes to himself again

Will the janny do his fucking job or what

>>215804885
If youre not a man its ok

>>215804952
But when I win I’ll get £15 back wtf am I gonna do with that

there's heatherfreak then

JANNY! HELP!

>>215804943
if they're not gay, what are they?

right thats me leaving the thread then

i hope it's AI

can a janny make his way to the /brit/ aisle please. repeat, janny to the /brit/ aisle

>>215804969
>cum

>A man who snatched a woman off the street and then raped her five times has been jailed for 24 years.
>Samuel Dodsworth's victim was on the way to work when he threatened her with a sharp can opener and forced her back to his flat.
>Dodsworth, 36, of Grange Street, Derby, previously admitted kidnap, false imprisonment and five counts of rape.
>Sentencing him at the city's crown court, Judge Shaun Smith QC called it "the most appalling case".
>He said: "You have ruined her life. It is impossible for anyone in this court to begin to imagine how she must feel."
>David Lee, prosecuting, said Dodsworth had threatened his victim, aged 52, with the can opener at a park at about 7:45 BST on 3 September.
>He then took her to his flat and "forced her upstairs" while holding the sharp instrument to her neck, Mr Lee said.
>Dodsworth raped her five times, before falling asleep, which allowed his victim to escape.
Some anon called this btw that ian watkins killers would be freaks themselves

work tyme it is then

>>215805027
got warned for reporting some cp as illegal on /sp/ because it turned out it was AI not real, but I'm not opening cp to check the details before I report it to be honest with you lads

um

spaki back on his cp grind

ok see you later fellas

WERK TYME

>>215805050
Not a suprise. They aren’t vigilantes they just work for someone in prison who told them to do it

fuckfuckfuck started drinking early as i'm wfh'ing but manager (milf) wants to have a "chat" later fuwaaark

someone get keir starmer on the phone the OSA is not working and needs more restrictions

how do I do work time pls help

the proverbial small boat cronem... looks like a pretty big boat to me

ian watkin's charge for possession got him a rather long sentence while spaki gets away with murder the amount of cp he posts here

>>215805137
get them battery farmed

>>215805137
>leftypol not looking and turning his head away as he says this is full of women and children

>>215805137
Launch a biomass-seeking missile at that craft

>>215805137
Need them housed in thatched cottages in a picturesque market town stat

>>215805005
You're not gonna win £15
Wales aren't beating Belgium

>>215805137
Better put this fella in a small rural village somewhere. What could go wrong

reckon /brit/ would be too pussy to get on one of those small boats even if promised a better life in another country

>>215805212
Why not. Belgium just drew to N Macedonia, it’s a massive game for Wales and they are at home

>>215805137
replacement purple aki has arrived

>>215805240
well I'd end up running one of those shitholes like eritrea without even trying so wouldn't need to get on a boat

>>215805137
cunt at the front has a PE teacher drip from the 2000s

>>215805285
thigh slapper

the plaid cymru LADS out knocking on doors

>>215805299
is that mr beast in the middle

Heathertranny melty wahey

>>215805299
pink dress booty sex arse

>>215805137
get these lads an ubereats account to share and a hotel room near some white women asap

>>215805299
christ, what a dysgenic pack of freaks

>>215805299
Big fan of them recruiting a Paki and making him stand on the end

heathermong!

>>215805311
It's xiaomanyc

>>215805338
oh shut up mate they look like average brits except for the brown

>>215805137
they're all in 5 star hotels rn smoking high grade weed waiting for their gherkin shift

>>215805339
He was just walking down the street they told him to get in the picture

Whats this al-zutt thing then? Did i miss a happening?

Fucks sake can the guy who doxxed Heatherpaedo please send the police after him already?

>>215805401
what's that

where is that weaponised autism when you need it?
surprised you mongs haven't been able to get heatherpedo arrested

Friday (2–6 PM): We got to the villa, I tried weed for the first time (in a bong), and then we all had sex (me as the only bottom). It went on for hours, probably because I was high. Couldn’t cum and could only stay hard briefly.
Friday (10 PM): Had sex again with A and D (no drugs).
Saturday (morning): Had sex with FWB, A, B, and C (no drugs). At this point, even the initial penetration didn’t hurt anymore.
Saturday (afternoon): Hooked up with A again (with drugs).
Saturday (night): Just with FWB and A (with drugs).
Sunday: Had sex with all of them again (with drugs). This time it was pure pleasure, no pain at all. But at one point, one of them said I was “loose” and asked me to grip. Then another said something like, “Why does his hole look like that?”

I panicked a bit and asked to see. They took a photo and showed me, and yes it looked weird. Like my anus was sort of “vacuumed out”? Almost like the inside was poking outside. Smooth, rubbery, kind of swollen-looking. It didn’t hurt, though, so I figured it wasn’t an injury.

Now I’m back home and honestly embarrassed. I keep thinking about them saying I was “loose” and how my hole looked by the end of the weekend. It doesn’t hurt, but my ass still looks off. Will it go back to normal on its own? I really don’t want to go to a clinic.

kurva anyátok

nope

Hang on I thought you lads were just messing about saying his middle name is Rodney
His middle name is actually Rodney wtf

>>215805472
me after i torrented a 2 hour remy lacroix dvd when i was 18

>>215805465
>jay slaters final days documentary

What am I doing here? What am I doing with my life?

the zutt summer

>>215805552
ask myself every morning before proceeding to spend another day with you losers

>>215805552
What would you like to do anon. The world is your oyster

sir queer bumder

got stank breath from drinking white wine

Right well Vodafone is down isn't it

>>>/v/>>723119093
Haoling

>>215805552
>>215805557
>>215805576
>>215805580
Have sex with kids for once in your life.

ofcom posting 'p again

might do sushi tonight

>>215805630
not even funny

>>215805694
make it or just eat it?

>>215805731
shag it

Today I'm feeling pizza and a bowl of oatmeal later. I'm ravenous, voracious, famished even. Only one hour left, i can barely contain my excitement at the end of today's pitiful toil

>>215805737
oh real mature

>>215805694
imagine this was a bbc instead

>>215805737
>>215805694
https://youtu.be/IqngrRBIpkw

maybe getting a vpn wasn't such a good idea
been wanking nonstop

phones go crazy we fr just tapping glass all day

might buy a straight edge razor

vito spatafore

>>215805815
What if you accidentally slit your jugular

Remember when there was a gay bomb which was created to make the enemy soldiers shag each other instead of retaliating

>>215805806
my sites have all been fine i use for wankery

>>215805865
there's a drug that makes you suck cock
guy won a lawsuit and everything

>>215804714
was at least 2 days ago

>>215805939
yeah it's called 2 glasses of wine haha

remember to uninstall and reinstall your browser

apparently some people can only wink with one eye or even can't wink at all? is that true?

already used to the knowledge that most of you golems can't move your ears but this new info is shocking

>>215805976
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/dec/09/france.health

mad gay times we live in

>>215805977
Why

*enters thread*

seven (1995) now thats a movie

>>215806103
>no pubes

right well that's a naked lady running towards the camera and then flying fanny first at the camera

>>215806108
it is yeah

>>215806053
things are being spammed

>>215806140
it gets worse

I would've been one of Erich von Manstein's top guys in Army Group South in 1943.

>>215806181
>uninstall it
>reinstall it
>come back
>spams again
>repeat ad infinitum

Well lads see you later then

>>215806209
Speak fluent german do you?

funny how every time full on nonce shit gets posted dtfic is here trying to blame heatherposter and/or the belgian

>>215805976
Aha x

every time me and gfberg have sex we literally do the same "routine" which has been the same for like 3 years
>she sits on my face
>cowgirl
>doggy
>drop down to prone bone
>cum on arse
need to start incorporating missionary to spice things up a bit

>>215806284
yeah sounds awful mate

>>215806284
shag her ass

>>215806284
>no blowjob
oh dear

>>215806284
>gfberg
I fucked her.

>>215806284
Why haven't you married her yet

>>215806246
It’s probably heathernonce and DTFIC both posting it, battling it out to be /brit/‘s biggest paedophile

>>215806249
>>215806246

>>215806367
what's the point? tax purposes? no need to get a fucking certificate to show are a couple rorke

>>215806284
Wish I could get mine to sit on my face, she refuses to do it because she’s self conscious about her arsehole for some reason and worried she might fart when she cums. No idea why she has a lovely arsehole

>>215806284
mine got into rape roleplay lately and wails like a banshee. we live in a detached house but I reckon the neighbours might still hear her sometimes.

What happens in Bradford?

>>215806404
Sounds like you have commitment issues

>>215806284
could incorporate a hung bull from the congo instead

>>215806425
miripuri diaspora

>>215806425
Isnt malmo where they had somalians throwing grenades at each other

>>215806425
Combination of pikeys, pakis and the scumiest whites

>>215806408
mine has no shame she sits on my face even after going to the toilet lmao

>>215806460
Yeah, but they leave the native people alone.

Gravy's good tonight.

>>215806463
Lucky bastard ffs

>>215806425
time to move to eastern europe

>>215806408
>worried she might fart when she cums
i'd cum instantly if mine farted during sex

today`s
Pocket Monster Of the
day

is ..

Iron Bundle !!

just because they're brown doesn't mean they're criminals rorke

Thinking about girl poos and girl farts.

my gf just died I just threw her off a cliff

>>215806522
is that your hair?

>>215805348
is that him

>>215806522
good work on the filename if this is a larp

get a load of this idiot

>>215806485
vito looks like a goomba from mario movie in that scene

>>215806508
There is nothing valuable to steal there.

will the humiliation ever end?

yeah we had iron bundle the other day he wouldnt reuse that piece of shit so soon
or would he?

we already had Zacian as the pokemon of the day
also shouts to the maid for cleaning that up in record time

>>215806425
never realised Coventry was supposedly so dangerous, it's fine in my experience. never had any issues.

t. Warwick student

>>215806508
just move to the south west mate

>>215806599
How did they do that with a shrinking population and no diversity?

>>215806667
lots of diversity its full of ukrainians dont you know

Wish are Emma would sit on my face and fart.

>>215806667
no clue but good on them

>>215806667
almost as if negative sentiment on low fertility rates is boomer propaganda

I accidentally fell in love with a Asian girl I think this is why
>When we met she bought herself coffee
>She was respectful
>She just asked if she we date that I help her around the her house

>>215806667
They got a lot of subsidies from the EU.

get the dogs shocked

>>215806712
why don't you at least interact with other users mate

Well this is going to be grim

if it’s all politically correct bollocks then keep it unmade

line up all 300 million yanks in a row and shoot them all through the head at the same time with a csgo awp

>>215806742
these actors have had no gigs since this of course they'll return

>>215806751
awp does less than 100 damage after like 8 enemies

>>215806748
late 2010s/early 20s ultrawoke has been dead for years now it'll be fine

>>215806741
He's always mindraping the gingernonce

>>215806599
they have feasted on the forbidden waterfowl and unlocked unnatural powers

>>215806748
>>215806742
>2026
>a silly sex comedy about white men wanting to have sex with women

oh kay

>>215806751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z899M4v2NL8

Timmies wailing and being beaten to death while the Katys lovingly are marched down to the breeding pits to bare a new generation of BBC bulls

>>215806777
never realised this is why none of my 8-collateral shots worked

>>215806809
this but it’s me taking my gf upstairs for a good rogering

>>215806748
Literally already did White Gold would feel like a re-tread

>>215806806
holy moly

>>215806742
>>215806748
I should be grim in the sense The World's End characters and their lives were grim.

The girl on the right is better the girl on the left will financially destroy you

>>215806748
stuck culture

>>215806806
nice

>>215806742
I'm sure both the actors of Will and Jay recently said they had no interest

>>215806845
But the one on the right looks like Miyazaki

feisty one you are

>>215806845
How do I come to terms with dating more stable and loving but less attractive women
All of my gfs have been hot as fuck but a bit unreliable
Currently seeing a girl who’s into me and is cute but isn’t like astonishingly hot

>>215806838
that would be fun tbdesu

Your posture is so bad right now

>>215806838
as i remember werent the rest of them reasonably put together apart from simon peggs character

>>215806425
Brownness map

>>215806667
subsidies and western companies hiring cheaper polish workers

>>215806864
Jay does well enough with his Youtube channel these days and still gets occasional acting gigs

hawk tuah

on a one seater with my legs crossed like a poof

>>215806871
>wahhhh my girlfriends are just too hot guys, i cant taaaaake it!
what a pathetic little humblebragger you are

Rorke stomping on the floor in his smelly childhood bedroom about his Vodafone internet being down while Rorke's mum mentions to Louis Theroux about how he's a nice boy most of the time

>>215806910
scraming

my only gfs have been mid and still horrible cunts

>>215806913
Was a bit of a brag but it’s more after having that how do I settle for this girl who isn’t as hot but I keep comparing her to past gfs?

never had a gf
im a stone cold incel

>>215806943
bore on normie blogoid

>>215806956
haha same

business idea: an updated inbetweeners where will is a paki, simon is a chinaman, neil is tranny and jay is black

Got rat arsed last night and signed up for the army ffs

>>215807004
they would never make the insecure liar a black, will or simon would be black

>>215807027
a black version of will would be funny desu

Will can't be black because his dad left
Plays too much into the stereotype

only had gfs where they put in all the effort and came onto me and I've never really liked any of them just did it to have sex occasionally and because I couldn't turn them down

an updated inbetweeners where they're really cool and everyone likes them and they do tiktok dances

Only Fools and Horses but they're dodgy pakis scamming in Whitechapel

labubu

don't all post at once haha x

>>215807009
Did you really?

Blog on normgolems, give us every detail of your fascinating life

whats happened to that mans willy

I dated white women and Asian women so I can say Asian women are better because they really are nicer and won't leave you for no reason

pnyl gools nsd hsirses

might blog on

>>215807106
...yh

torrenting dragon ball z kai

>>215806577
Ktim (literally)

gf walked in on me raping her labubus

LABUBU = PAZUZU

right well thats an image of a bleeding flayed mutilated cock then isnt it

blgo no

>>215806715
Brutal dip in 2020 for yookay

UM x

another day where i do all my work in the last 30 minutes. and it lush

another day where i don't work and play overwatch in my smelly incel lair
and it lush

>>215806838
Watched Shaun of the dead and hot fuzz multiple times. Watched this once and never wanted to watch it again

i spill my jice

Yeah love that

another day where i post the new and it lush

>>215805997
>>215805997
>>215805997

>>215807262
>>215807262
>>215807262

>>215807243
you’ve gone feral lewis

>>215806425
whatever happens it has NOTHING to do with the people who live there