/brit/
>real women
pros: female body
cons: female personality
>real men
pros: male personality
cons: male body
>trans women
pros: none
cons: male body, "female" personality
>trans men
pros: female body, male personality
cons: none
take the pooner pill edish
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:15:19 PM
No.215809815
>>215810631
>>215809761 (OP)
>>trans men
pros: male personality
you dont actually believe this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:15:20 PM
No.215809816
>>215809862
imagine aging past 16 and not learning to drive. might as well get 'incel' tattooed on your forehead
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:15:44 PM
No.215809833
Imagine being so pathetic you make driving a car a "milestone in life". You must actually be dead inside lmfao
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:15:58 PM
No.215809839
i'm 34 years old and don't have a licence
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:16:32 PM
No.215809862
>>215809816
I walk everywhere because I'm not a incel cager who is scared of being outside
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:16:52 PM
No.215809877
nonononononono you HAVE to pay £800 a month for a shitbox japanese plastic runt car to stay in traffic with pakis every morning commuting to work
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:17:14 PM
No.215809887
not driving is bent tbqh
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:17:28 PM
No.215809899
friendless incels with no car are RATTLED lol
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:17:28 PM
No.215809900
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:17:53 PM
No.215809918
i drive a car because i'm a man :)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:18:40 PM
No.215809943
>>215810018
>spaki cant drive
screaming
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:18:44 PM
No.215809947
i genuinely think less of a person if they're older than 18 dont have a driving licence. something actually wrong with them
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:18:48 PM
No.215809951
>>215809761 (OP)
Unironically, upping her libido with a little but of test and some anti-psychotic drugs would probably make her the best woman. She gets the sex drive of a man, more prone to acting "man-like", while also not trying to cut her tits off and staping a flesh snake on her pussy. Of course, this is all just wishful thinking.
Just passing by.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:18:54 PM
No.215809956
carmong paki have a melty as per
even girls in high school won't date a guy without a car
it's 1000x more pathetic for adults
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:19:37 PM
No.215809980
got a driving licence but don't like driving me it makes me anxious
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:20:04 PM
No.215810003
>>215810141
>>215810215
Honestly if you hold driving in such high esteem I instantly assume you're some Bradford paki who's only point of pride is the financed RS3 in the driveway
Yeah mate very good your can drive to "Munchz grill" with your "bredren" and letch at gori slags from a distance
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:20:27 PM
No.215810017
doing a gay porn poo haka
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:20:34 PM
No.215810018
>>215809943
he's probably just trolling but i would not be surprised if he was a runt that couldnt. just exudes that kind of pathetic personality
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:20:43 PM
No.215810025
>>215809761 (OP)
Only the masculine woman is truly emancipated
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:21:16 PM
No.215810045
It's genuinely incredible how even back in the 1600s jews were intent on shipping in Africans to the Americas to work as slaves.
Although plenty of gentile capitalists are to blame as well. They put money over race.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:21:24 PM
No.215810048
>>215810628
>>215810745
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:21:47 PM
No.215810061
>>215809965
How about you grow up and stop mentally living in high school arent you 34?
The flat upstairs has had their smoke alarm battery going off for over two weeks straight. Today I finally had to go up there to ask them to sort it out. Turns out it's some Asian woman. I said the smoke alarm battery seems to be going off. She said she didnt understand. It then went BEEP very loudly as she said that, right above her head. I said "that". She said she didn't know what to do. I said take the battery out. I think she's done it now
So Asians are like blacks
im probably in top 10% most racist people
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:22:48 PM
No.215810106
Ugh, I just cannot with goys. So embarrassing
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:22:55 PM
No.215810114
>>215810067
Whites are the only humans
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:23:40 PM
No.215810141
>>215810003
oi senpai u get me i got me RS3 on lease from my cousin bro on finance u get me? oh myyyy dayz lil bro cant even driveeeeee :skull:
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:24:01 PM
No.215810155
>>215810099
wasn't racist until i moved to a city for uni and had to interact and be around 'them'
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:24:02 PM
No.215810157
>>215810099
If you were to normally distribute people based on racist characteristics, I'd place in the 99th percentile. Higher than my IQ, agreeableness, and conscientiousness -- of which I'm in the 20th percentile
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:24:39 PM
No.215810182
just shat my arse off. shat for england. just now, i shat for dear life.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:24:55 PM
No.215810192
>>215810211
>>215810226
>>215810067
how do people like this actually survive. like do they work, and if so how do they not fuck everything up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:25:29 PM
No.215810211
>>215810305
>>215810192
might be a cheeky prozzer on vivastreet
have one living a few doors down from me in the flat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:25:31 PM
No.215810215
>>215810003
quite fond of my shitbucket got nothing to do with race
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:25:53 PM
No.215810226
>>215810280
>>215810192
If she lives above me she's paying at least £800 in rent a month yet doesn't know how a smoke alarm works
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:25:58 PM
No.215810230
>>215810067
could have helped her without being a dick and she could have given you free sex
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:25:58 PM
No.215810231
>>215810067
My black neighbours batteries ran out months ago and I don't think they've noticed yet
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:26:09 PM
No.215810236
>>215810099
Top 1% racist me.
I believe Whites should be the only race on earth.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:26:26 PM
No.215810246
>>215810272
>>215810289
>>215810067
In rented accomodation often you're not allowed to take out the batteries on fire alarms, and sometimes the battery casing is attached to the alarm and the only way to really turn it off is to break it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:27:06 PM
No.215810272
>>215810339
>>215810246
>In rented accomodation often you're not allowed to take out the batteries on fire alarms
The only time this would be the case is if it were hooked up to the mains
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:27:16 PM
No.215810280
>>215810226
Actually the taxpayer (you) probably pays for her as well
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:27:32 PM
No.215810285
>>215810381
How fragile a thing is man’s civilization! How superficial it is to his basic nature! And upon how few of the teeming multitudes to whose lives it gives a pattern does it depend for its sustenance! Without the presence of perhaps one or two per cent of the most capable individuals—the most aggressive, intelligent, and hardworking of our fellow citizens—I am convinced that neither this civilization nor any civilization could long sustain itself. It would gradually disintegrate, over centuries, perhaps, and the people would not have the will or the energy or the genius to patch up the cracks. Eventually, all would return to their natural, pre-civilized state—a state not too different from that of Georgetown’s dropouts.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:27:34 PM
No.215810287
>>215810322
>>215810405
Imagine waking up in the morning, walking to the bathroom, looking in the mirror, and seeing that you're Chinese. Overnight, you became Chinese. Fucking horrific
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:27:36 PM
No.215810289
>>215810339
>>215810246
Don't be a mong if the battery alarm is going off you need to change the battery not leave it scream forever
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:28:04 PM
No.215810305
>>215810360
>>215810211
I don't understand
vivastreet is an ordinary second hand marketplace
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:28:30 PM
No.215810322
>>215810287
Have thought about this
Like that Kafka story where he becomes a bug but instead he becomes a chinaman
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:29:03 PM
No.215810339
>>215810379
>>215810272
>>215810289
The landlord will bollock you if you do it yourself. Known it to happen many times. Its part of fire regulations in buildings now. Starmers Britain
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:29:24 PM
No.215810350
It's really just obscene that the global human population isn't 100% White, blue eyed and fair haired at this point.
What a world of ugliness would arise if all blonde and blue eyed people went extinct!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:29:44 PM
No.215810360
>>215810394
>>215810305
loads of brass on it here desu
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:30:10 PM
No.215810376
Rorke: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. (Subtitle: I was about to make love to this pretty girl.)
Leftypol: Are you telling pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur? (Is this true? If you were aroused, why didn't you pleasure yourself?)
Rorke: What, billy no mates? (What, alone?)
Leftypol: Too right, you! (Indeed.)
Rorke: Don't you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint? (Remember Christmas dinner with the Scottish girl?)
Leftypol: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! (The insane one?)
Rorke: Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears! (She was the wife of the dancer who lived upstairs.)
Leftypol: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and... (A lawyer who became a policeman in a truck)
[inaudiably] (????????)...
Rorke & Leftypol: --tea kettle!
Rorke: And then, and then--
Rorke & Leftypol: She shat on a turtle!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:30:14 PM
No.215810379
>>215810339
I know her landlord, in fact I know her la landlords mother. There's no bollocking over taking out the battery of a dying smoke alarm
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:30:15 PM
No.215810381
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:30:30 PM
No.215810394
>>215810445
>>215811242
>>215810360
what do you search for?
asking for a friend
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:30:50 PM
No.215810405
>>215810287
I would move to china
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:31:10 PM
No.215810413
Boy, was it hot outside today. I went out to buy a California Pizza Kitchen Signature Pepperoni Frozen Flatbread and by the time I got home it was perfectly cooked, and entirely eaten. 100% true.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:32:10 PM
No.215810445
>>215810394
theres literally an escorts and massages section
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:33:02 PM
No.215810472
>>215810528
>>215810530
>>215810067
I remember occasionally going to my indian friend's house as a kid and the smoke alarm was always beeping. it's like they think it's just supposed to be like that
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:33:05 PM
No.215810474
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:34:24 PM
No.215810505
Watching the ways brownoids shamble about and jabber is nauseating. They are simply biomass living a pointless existence.
National Socialism Now!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:34:49 PM
No.215810512
>>215810417
lovely catberg
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:35:06 PM
No.215810523
>>215810417
whats his problem
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:35:10 PM
No.215810528
>>215810472
Oh wow you whites are so fucking clever aren’t you? Yeah that’s why you’re being outcompeted and outbred around the world so shut the fuck up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:35:23 PM
No.215810530
>>215810559
>>215810472
seriously though, why are they like this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:35:29 PM
No.215810532
don't go breaking my heart
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:36:13 PM
No.215810550
>>215810417
did he perform those scratchy scratches on your arm?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:36:31 PM
No.215810559
>>215810530
They are unthinking automatons
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:37:19 PM
No.215810586
>>215810620
I used to know someone who worked for the council as a handyman. He said that he'd get calls for no lights and it would turn out to be africans wanting him to just change a light bulb
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:37:57 PM
No.215810605
as always, lets give it a go
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:38:37 PM
No.215810620
>>215810676
>>215810586
Made up stories tbqh African are very handy and clever
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:38:56 PM
No.215810628
>>215810048
>>215809965
nibbas been watching too many american high school movies lmao
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:39:08 PM
No.215810631
>>215810950
>>215809815
Hypermasculine personality
You will always have a bro who will push you to new heights through friendly competition and an unparalleled, literally testosterone overdose fuelled sex drive.
update on the asian lady fire alarm - she came to my flat and said thanks for herping wid dee fire alarm, she wants to cook dinner for me. pangpang finna get shagged tonight
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:40:28 PM
No.215810666
>>215810417
*seaside voice*
s-swollen t-t-tear ducts, he got swollen t-t-ear ducts
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:40:31 PM
No.215810671
>>215810652
Thank you for helping the Pandas continue to exist
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:40:44 PM
No.215810676
>>215810781
>>215810620
They don't even have lightbulbs in Africa
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:40:53 PM
No.215810686
>>215810714
just scranned din dins in record time
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:40:58 PM
No.215810691
>>215810652
that is so fetch
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:41:44 PM
No.215810714
>>215810686
The is a common misconception.
Incandescent bulbs are cheap and readily available. They just don't have electricity in Africa.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:42:24 PM
No.215810733
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:42:47 PM
No.215810743
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:42:54 PM
No.215810745
>>215810048
The blondie who cringes at the end is cute
is nandos still good or has it went to shit like everywhere else?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:43:26 PM
No.215810767
>>215810715
she voted for this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:43:29 PM
No.215810768
>>215810746
pretty average
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:43:44 PM
No.215810776
carlos slop circle for teaberg x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:43:47 PM
No.215810777
>>215810746
here in nottingham it's literally all black people so i don't go any more
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:43:54 PM
No.215810781
>>215810676
Right so what you're saying rorke is that if you stepped into the Moroccan sultans palace in the centre of rabat there wouldn't be any lightbulbs?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:44:03 PM
No.215810785
>>215810801
>>215810746
tastes nice but not worth the price better off making it at home
everywhere in the world has electricity and lightbulbs now you mongs. Its what they choose to do with it thats the problem
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:44:18 PM
No.215810798
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:44:27 PM
No.215810801
>>215810863
>>215810785
i'm steaming though
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:45:43 PM
No.215810846
>>215810970
Girding my loins for the unendurable pabulum to follow this post.
"Death" doesn't exist. Capitalism &, more broadly, economies of production qua *semiotic systems* engendered commodity laws of value and, ipso facto, laws of socio-cultural & institutional binary oppositions (e.g., capital, life/death). Pre-modern dispositions, i.e., those of symbolic exchange (a la Mauss or Baudrillard), eschewed these "fixed points."
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:46:09 PM
No.215810863
>>215810801
not that steaming if you can type coherently
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:46:25 PM
No.215810876
>>215810794
his pc is more expensive than his entire village
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:46:44 PM
No.215810884
>>215810905
>>215810908
might apply the pomodoro technique to my gooning
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:46:44 PM
No.215810885
>>215810794
this is the guy calling me a faggot on /v/
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:47:28 PM
No.215810905
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:47:36 PM
No.215810908
>>215810884
ever considered growing up?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:48:53 PM
No.215810950
>>215811089
>>215812620
>>215810631
bizarre, delusional cope
either you're fucking a he/they heckin valid enby who is just a normal girl but more mentally ill
or youre fucking a mega-molested mega-crazy pooner with a gigantic T-clit, a perma-dry vagina and constant roid rage
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:49:13 PM
No.215810970
>>215810998
>>215811213
>>215810846
Fascinating how burgermutts choose casual conversation spaces to try to showcase how intelligent they are with a nonsensical nonsequiter rant that no one cares about.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:49:36 PM
No.215810981
>>215811001
thick juicy autism arse sex
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:49:55 PM
No.215810990
>>215810417
how are his eyes x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:50:06 PM
No.215810998
>>215810970
sent that fucking yank cunt flying down the hall
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:50:09 PM
No.215811001
>>215810981
get them sniffed and get them shagged
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:50:29 PM
No.215811015
absolute YANK SLOP but am a big fan of that kraft mac and cheese in the cheeky box
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:50:40 PM
No.215811021
eating air
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:51:02 PM
No.215811036
>>215811069
>>215811017
fucing COORRRRR AWOOOGA
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:51:19 PM
No.215811049
eating carbon monoxide
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:51:33 PM
No.215811062
>He’s older than 18 and doesn’t drive
OH
MY
DAYS
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:51:33 PM
No.215811063
sniffing poo
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:51:37 PM
No.215811069
>>215811036
nice face too
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:51:39 PM
No.215811071
>>215811017
those are some grim flapjacks
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:52:01 PM
No.215811085
>>215811017
God those thigh tattoos are such shit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:52:07 PM
No.215811089
>>215810950
Nah, fat chicks for me thanks.
I do have a now-he friend whose nagging is pretty much the only reason I ever go to the gym these days.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:52:18 PM
No.215811095
>>215811128
>>215811138
>>215810794
how is the land just so barren. its like he lives on mars
>its a desert hurrr
then how and why did anyone live there before a global food transport network?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:52:38 PM
No.215811107
>>215811136
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:52:40 PM
No.215811111
thanks to whoever posted miniloona last night, had a few good wanks to her
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:52:57 PM
No.215811128
>>215811245
>>215811095
>why did anyone live there before a global food transport network?
perhaps they didnt? ever considered that you imbecile
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:53:11 PM
No.215811136
>>215811107
done by a fucking ESL omdz
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:53:12 PM
No.215811138
>>215811095
>My feet hurt
>Ok, fine, we'll stop here. We leave in the morning
But they never left.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:53:13 PM
No.215811139
>>215811259
DREAM TEAM
Yirgaalem is delivering my order on a bicycle
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:54:27 PM
No.215811189
>>215811258
>>215811299
Inbetweeners said it best, cars and fanny go hand in hand. How are you ever going to meet a women if you can’t drive 25 mins to see her
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:54:55 PM
No.215811206
The West African:
• Tyrone adjacent
• Muscle maxed
• Banger of blonde Stacey’s
The East African:
• Pajeet adjacent
• Shaped like a twig
• Forced to settle for a hook-nosed bulbhead. Only chance of fucking a blonde Stacey is raping one
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:54:58 PM
No.215811211
>>215811244
>>215811184
will be stone cold by the time it reaches you.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:55:00 PM
No.215811213
>>215811984
>>215810970
What is the appropriate forum for this sort of dialogue, pray tell? Perhaps you can also direct me to the rules, as I'm undoubtedly among the few who perused them.
Moreover, let's not confuse objective incomprehensibility with subjective incomprehensibility, you knuckle-dragging sarcoma.
Furthermore, there are things some people care about that you don't. Get over it :)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:55:33 PM
No.215811237
pasta for tea
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:55:40 PM
No.215811242
>>215810394
don't do it if you value your organs
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:55:44 PM
No.215811244
>>215811211
only going about 1.5km will be fine
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:55:44 PM
No.215811245
>>215811278
>>215811415
>>215811128
ah yeah im sure that entire shanty metropolis was entirely thrown up in the last 50 years in the middle of the desert. why? just was
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:55:50 PM
No.215811252
>>215811184
get the girldem disgusted
get the cronem high
get the yirgaalem tipped
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:55:57 PM
No.215811258
>>215811189
That was a show about sixth formers, not late twenties professionals in The City.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:55:59 PM
No.215811259
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:56:31 PM
No.215811278
>>215811245
err yeh? thats entirely plausible you fucking idiot
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:56:54 PM
No.215811291
>>215811184
>Yirgaalem
bro has a high fantasy villain's name
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:56:59 PM
No.215811296
>What is the appropriate forum for this sort of dialogue, pray tell? Perhaps you can also direct me to the rules, as I'm undoubtedly among the few who perused them.
>Moreover, let's not confuse objective incomprehensibility with subjective incomprehensibility, you knuckle-dragging sarcoma.
>Furthermore, there are things some people care about that you don't. Get over it :)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:57:00 PM
No.215811299
>>215811189
your mum's vag has its own train station
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:57:07 PM
No.215811306
>>215811345
>>215811369
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:57:15 PM
No.215811310
>>215811373
>>215811376
idk why im drinking a monster at this hour
no sleep for me de lads
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:57:28 PM
No.215811322
>>215811454
>>215810746
it's chicken and chips, just use your foreman
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:58:00 PM
No.215811345
>>215811306
mad how this really happened and tom hardy really said this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:58:36 PM
No.215811369
>>215811306
need to start hating on theae niggas more
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:58:42 PM
No.215811373
>>215811310
might drink one in an hour from now, struggle to get to sleep, miss my alarm and lose my job LOL
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:58:47 PM
No.215811376
>>215811459
>>215811310
not sure why you'd drink monster at any hour
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:58:52 PM
No.215811381
>>215811406
blue inc was well good, i miss that shop
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:59:38 PM
No.215811406
>>215811449
>>215811381
Monsters inc
Good movie that
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:59:42 PM
No.215811411
>>215811438
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:59:45 PM
No.215811415
>>215811245
Seconds after the Babylonians invented corrugated plastic, they invented the shantytown. All shantytowns have just spread like vines from the long burned Ashan Titun. They are only divided by the civilizations popping up in the ashes of the uncontrolled burns of the corridors of rotten chipboard, stolen plastic, and rusted steel.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:00:16 PM
No.215811438
>>215811411
mousey when the janny sends him packing
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:00:25 PM
No.215811449
>>215811518
>>215811406
not seen that since it came out
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:00:32 PM
No.215811454
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:00:38 PM
No.215811459
>>215811376
they taste good and big cans
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:00:57 PM
No.215811469
>>215811507
>>215811534
think i finally understand mousenonce, heathermong and ziedbelg.
i've been an utter incel loser freak over the last few days, drinking and posting on /brit/, and i've started to notice getting very repetitive
reckon their life is just like the last week i had but spread over years
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:01:23 PM
No.215811482
>>215811492
We at /brit/ congratulate Cape Verde.
2nd smallest country EVER with 1/2 mill people.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:01:35 PM
No.215811485
what the fuck
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:01:41 PM
No.215811487
>>215811624
Alright, lads:
(1) Cloudy Bay Sauvignon Blanc (New Zealand)
(2) Alpha Estate Sauvignon Blanc (Greece/Macedonia)
(3) Marqués de Cáceres Reserva Rioja (Spain)
(4) Chateau Malmaison Bordeaux (France)
What am I drinking?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:01:48 PM
No.215811492
>>215811523
>>215811482
we don't need more people
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:02:02 PM
No.215811500
PIXAR MOMMY DUMP TRUCK ASSES
PIXAR MOMMY DUMP TRUCK ASSES
PIXAR MOMMY DUMP TRUCK ASSES
WANKING FOR A HALF HOUR
PIXAR MAYO
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:02:12 PM
No.215811507
>>215811469
he logs on, posts all the shell go perk crap, then Rorke posts until the afternoon and then switches to the Belgium flag for the evenings it’s all very easy to spot
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:02:26 PM
No.215811518
>>215811546
>>215811449
It was 4 years old when I was born
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:02:26 PM
No.215811519
it not quiz night
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:02:34 PM
No.215811523
>>215811560
>>215811492
we need more people but not more biomass
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:02:37 PM
No.215811524
>>215811552
>>215811588
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:02:49 PM
No.215811534
>>215811469
they're 4chan addicts, spend most of their time here, take this place way too seriously and as a result feel compelled to ritual post their nonsense over and over and over and over again.
spaki is the same. complete loser that needs his 4chan fix like a drug. what a shambles all their lives are
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:03:06 PM
No.215811546
>>215811518
That's how old I was when I was born
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:03:13 PM
No.215811550
made a song on ableton lads
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:03:16 PM
No.215811552
>>215811524
nah not watching that
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:03:25 PM
No.215811560
>>215811523
Somalis are good for that. They weigh next to nothing.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:03:29 PM
No.215811563
Oh no! You've beaten me in a Pokemon battle but I don't have any money...
Perhaps there's some other way I can pay you?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:03:33 PM
No.215811566
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:03:34 PM
No.215811567
>>215811604
>>215811631
gf is sending me TikTok’s again, annoyingly they’re quite amusing
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:06 PM
No.215811585
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:12 PM
No.215811588
>>215811524
insane gagging noises
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:19 PM
No.215811594
>>215810715
(((she))) is probably there in Japan to subvert them, so deserved.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:28 PM
No.215811597
>>215811695
Charlotte Church large baps
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:40 PM
No.215811604
>>215811567
How horrible ito have things in common with your gf
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:42 PM
No.215811606
Been watching Lena kelly porn and honestly she might be one of the fittest women in history despite being a man with a cock lmao
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:54 PM
No.215811619
Dave's fact of the day:
Chippies typically don't provide vinegar, opting for brewed condiment instead
Another one of those for you tomorrow
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:05:06 PM
No.215811624
>>215811487
>£100 on wine
I could do two weeks shopping with that and have enough change for a pint and a pie on the walk back
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:05:10 PM
No.215811626
RIP Ian H Watkins
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:05:17 PM
No.215811631
>>215811567
ever shag her up the arse?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:05:29 PM
No.215811634
>>215811661
Think I like tranny porn more because I know they are men and not women being exploited.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:05:33 PM
No.215811637
no point in watching darts anymore as either luke lidler or luke humphries win
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:06:03 PM
No.215811650
>>215811672
hello friends, how are you all doing today?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:06:23 PM
No.215811661
>>215811701
>>215811634
i think it could be because youre bisexual
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:06:29 PM
No.215811666
>>215811680
thirsty
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:06:41 PM
No.215811672
>>215811713
>>215811650
I'm doing good, mate, good.
How are you?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:06:50 PM
No.215811677
thirsty
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:06:52 PM
No.215811680
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:07:21 PM
No.215811695
>>215811725
I've made a decent amount of money selling shit on Vinted but these cunts drive me up the fucking wall.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:07:39 PM
No.215811701
>>215811661
I've also been on the sniff all week so that could explain it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:07:42 PM
No.215811702
>>215811776
gagging for a beer
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:07:42 PM
No.215811703
what i do, when the chips are done, throw them into a bowl and toss them with some salt and spices
that's the play there, boys
tonight's menu
anything tickle your fancy lads?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:08:05 PM
No.215811713
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:08:17 PM
No.215811719
rorke showing up to the function with a hat that says boob inspector on it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:08:32 PM
No.215811725
>>215811695
she's a big girl
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:08:47 PM
No.215811729
What if we made Ringo stand up as a prank?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:08:58 PM
No.215811734
>>215811759
>>215811700
what are you even selling for 300 nicker?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:08:58 PM
No.215811735
>>215811707
none of them, just want the bastard international break to end
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:09:03 PM
No.215811740
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:09:10 PM
No.215811742
rorke showing up to the function with too few arguments
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:09:15 PM
No.215811744
>>215811845
>>215811700
You wouldn't take £300 for something you listed at £315 or am I misunderstanding?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:09:31 PM
No.215811759
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:09:33 PM
No.215811760
>>215811707
gotta be the big kazakhstan
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:09:35 PM
No.215811761
>>215811707
Wirtz has a fake injury so won't be playing in the Germany match. No point watching it
>>215811702
gag on this
*pulls down boxers*
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:10:06 PM
No.215811781
>>215811837
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:10:38 PM
No.215811795
Only thing I don't like about tranny porn is they not getting a boner
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:10:38 PM
No.215811796
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:11:02 PM
No.215811808
>>215811776
*kicks you so hard with my Venetian steel-capped boots your bollocks fly out your ears*
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:11:12 PM
No.215811814
>>215811776
he probably meant a pint, not a stubbie
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:11:23 PM
No.215811818
mad how genghis khan used to be about riding his horse and that
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:11:33 PM
No.215811826
>>215811842
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:11:41 PM
No.215811830
Wank. Toss. Jerk. Stroke.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:11:43 PM
No.215811832
would love to throw all troons and troon enablers into a volcano
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:11:53 PM
No.215811837
>>215811781
her pale skin would contrast perfectly with a coal black jungle bbc
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:12:06 PM
No.215811842
>>215811744
Yes, it's a Switch 2 that is basically brand new with the Mario kart code unused. I want a quick sale and specifically said "no offers"
They're £400 without the game new. £85 off is more than fair, they can fuck off if they want it any cheaper
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:12:12 PM
No.215811848
>>215811882
>>215811707
>WAL-BEL for Bale and De Bruyne
>NIR-GER for Bradley and Muller
>ICE-FRA for Olise
My watchlist.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:12:44 PM
No.215811866
>>215811883
>>215811845
give you 150 quid for it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:12:50 PM
No.215811870
>>215811917
>>215811845
so why did you bump it up to £500?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:13:03 PM
No.215811881
Rorke V appearing in public wearing a lounge suit instead of a frock coat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:13:04 PM
No.215811882
>>215811848
>NIR-GER
careful
won't warn you again
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:13:04 PM
No.215811883
>>215811866
500 and I post it tonight sar
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:13:21 PM
No.215811895
>>215811963
Well lads?
Your preference?
One of these women will be the next Uachtarán.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:13:24 PM
No.215811900
.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:13:32 PM
No.215811908
>>215811861
imagine the kind of cunt who buys hoops over beans
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:13:33 PM
No.215811909
>>215811845
Give them hell VintedSellerSwitchAnon
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:13:44 PM
No.215811914
>>215811961
>>215811968
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:13:47 PM
No.215811917
>>215811870
Stupid offers get stupid counter offers, says in the title and twice in the description that I'm not open to offers
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:14:01 PM
No.215811924
>>215811861
mind your own business rorke
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:14:28 PM
No.215811936
>>215811980
>>215811861
such a odd pairing
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:14:36 PM
No.215811939
Barrow have equalised against England United in the 65th minute.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:14:58 PM
No.215811957
>>215812014
today`s
Pocket Monster Of the
day
is ..
Mega Clefable !!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:06 PM
No.215811961
>>215811914
nooooo not free market. FUCKING HELL
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:08 PM
No.215811963
>>215811895
Why doesn't Ireland have any sort of proper right wing party?
Literally every western european country has one except you?
I get that Aontu exists but they hover around 4% at best and they're a bit cringe on the whole religious shit. Just focus on immigration ffs.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:10 PM
No.215811965
>>215812005
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:11 PM
No.215811967
only don't like how trans pornstars change their name so often
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:12 PM
No.215811968
>>215811914
>anyone can buy them with their name
Not me. There's a character limit.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:23 PM
No.215811972
CTCM
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:30 PM
No.215811980
>>215811936
I know and she’s having his baby now too
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:44 PM
No.215811984
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:54 PM
No.215811989
>>215812007
>>215812021
haha lol x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:16:10 PM
No.215812003
>>215812050
>>215811948
ah
mysterious brown sludge
my favourite
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:16:14 PM
No.215812005
>>215812076
>>215811965
message him one more time saying this:
>the lads on /brit/ reckon you're a right cunt, and you need to fuck off pronto
>TWAT!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:16:16 PM
No.215812007
>>215811989
global rule 3b
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:16:24 PM
No.215812014
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:16:29 PM
No.215812020
>>215811948
corrr luv waffles me, but only savoury like these, not the sweet yank ones
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:16:29 PM
No.215812021
>>215811989
this nigga eating beans
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:17:19 PM
No.215812042
>>215812031
fucking hell that's so grim
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:17:23 PM
No.215812045
>>215812031
whoever did this needs stringing up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:17:29 PM
No.215812049
>>215812103
>>215812155
we're all slowly dying. think about it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:17:30 PM
No.215812050
>>215812096
>>215812180
>>215812003
It's probably brown sauce lad.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:17:32 PM
No.215812053
>>215811948
Standard Issue British White Man Luncheon.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:17:41 PM
No.215812057
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:17:43 PM
No.215812058
>>215812084
rorke supports this but god forbid Ahmed blows his nose in public or does a cheeky little rape
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:17:56 PM
No.215812071
>>215812031
bent if you wouldn't
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:18:04 PM
No.215812076
>>215812005
i'd first have to wait for him to get to work so he can log in to his second ebay account
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:18:15 PM
No.215812084
>>215812058
when you gotta go you gotta go
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:18:30 PM
No.215812090
>>215812191
>>215811845
Have you realised that Nintendo are awful and it's not worth owning their console or are you just desperately in need of cash?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:18:44 PM
No.215812096
>>215812136
>>215812050
well we can see that you twat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:18:59 PM
No.215812103
>>215812049
we'e all got to go sometime
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:19:16 PM
No.215812113
>>215812121
>>215812031
does any man look at that and go corr peng?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:19:25 PM
No.215812118
moved off lebara after todays voda outage
had four messages trying to retain me haha
i only pay 6.90 a month im not worth the effort
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:19:32 PM
No.215812121
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:19:32 PM
No.215812122
>>215812182
A fantastic comeback from England United see them squeezing out a victory over Barrow.
Long gets his first league goal after 34 games
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:19:37 PM
No.215812129
>>215812155
One of the most irritating parts of being a rentoid is constantly having £800 or so locked in the deposit, and when you move places this goes up to £1.6k or more for a time!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:19:44 PM
No.215812135
>>215812188
nathan trying to be mysterious by rorke posting in the evening, ah yes, throwing us off the scent wow genius
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:19:46 PM
No.215812136
>>215812096
Well clearly you couldn't because you called it mysterious sludge, but it's not very mysterious if we know what it is you fucking SEND student.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:20:23 PM
No.215812155
>>215812176
>>215812049
yeah? not me
>>215812129
is the most annoying part paying off some cunts mortgage?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:20:34 PM
No.215812160
Leftypol blacked mums boyfriend heeming his enormous throbbing Congolese pozzed up BBC up his dads prolapsed hairy pooey arsehole while leftypol giving his dad a sloppy French kiss cumswap whilst leftypol rubs this twp clitty as he fingers his sisters creampied neovaginakiss, leftypols mum in the corner being rode by the dog
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:20:39 PM
No.215812165
don't you know that you are a shooting star?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:20:42 PM
No.215812167
giz a tickle of your bollocks
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:20:56 PM
No.215812176
>>215812155
>is the most annoying part paying off some cunts mortgage?
Yeah of course mate
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:03 PM
No.215812180
>>215812050
was thinking barbecue sauce
perhaps levi roots sauce but i've not had that in years and think its redder
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:04 PM
No.215812182
>>215812206
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:13 PM
No.215812188
>>215812213
>>215812135
why is nathan like this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:20 PM
No.215812191
>>215812333
>>215812090
First one, not sure what compelled me to buy the fucking thing. I played through Hollow Knight Silksong which isn't even an exclusive and haven't touched it since.
They did their direct recently to show off the games coming to it and there's literally nothing worth getting
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:24 PM
No.215812195
>>215812248
got the mastodon on
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:28 PM
No.215812198
>>215812273
Kinda getting tired of how white people are behaving lately
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:39 PM
No.215812206
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:47 PM
No.215812213
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:22:22 PM
No.215812233
I nate higgers
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:22:45 PM
No.215812247
absolutely depressing how many jeets have infested this board
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:22:47 PM
No.215812248
>>215812270
>>215812195
only like their first two albums
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:23:05 PM
No.215812254
Need a black Nazi girl noshing my meat lizard iykwim
Why would you ever rent? Just buy a crib with the money you spend on rent. Me? Well for me it's collecting housing benefit. If you're smart enough you're able to levitate above the system you find yourself trapped in you see.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:23:36 PM
No.215812270
>>215812248
got remission on :)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:23:41 PM
No.215812273
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:24:01 PM
No.215812284
wibby woo ba ba wibbibbie
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:24:08 PM
No.215812288
>>215812031
Arrest them all
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:24:47 PM
No.215812316
>>215812257
>Why would you ever rent?
I have 100k in stocks and I believe I will be able to buy outright soon enough that the total of rent payments between then and now will be significantly less than the interest I would pay on a mortgage
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:25:13 PM
No.215812327
2 weeks until ofcom shuts down /brit/
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:25:24 PM
No.215812333
>>215812191
When I bought the first switch I realised that I never really played it because the only time I like playing nintendo games is with my mates so we'd just be using one of their switches anyway.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:25:36 PM
No.215812339
mad how the scramble for africa became the scramble for europe by africans
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:25:45 PM
No.215812343
>>215812380
>>215812257
i don't have the capital to buy so i have to rent
welcome to this very normal situation
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:26:23 PM
No.215812372
I have 100k in various pikeys that owe me money
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:26:48 PM
No.215812379
it's all a fucking massive fucking scam sick to fucking bastard death of it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:26:52 PM
No.215812380
>>215812401
>>215812432
>>215812343
>don't have the capital to buy
Save up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:27:03 PM
No.215812385
>>215812257
>apartment is perfect size for me
>dont have to do the lawn or repairs or any of that sort
>rent is 1/3-1/2 what the cheapest mortgage would be
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:27:24 PM
No.215812400
>>215812428
A broccoli haircut (also known as a Zoomer perm, bird's nest[1] and in the UK as the meet me at McDonald's haircut[2] or alpaca back and sides) is a type of haircut with tapered sides and layered curls on top, usually achieved with a perm.[3] It became popular among teenage and tween boys in the 2020s, particularly due to its spread on TikTok, and became an Internet meme around the same time.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:27:26 PM
No.215812401
>>215812380
>Save up
I can't, I've rent to pay
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:28:23 PM
No.215812428
>>215812400
>the meet me at McDonald's haircut[
Can't claim to have heard this expression
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:28:25 PM
No.215812432
>>215812380
i am saving up but this takes many years to do
again this is a reality of life for millions of people
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:29:28 PM
No.215812468
niggas be like "mad how" then it's the least mad thing you've ever read
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:29:37 PM
No.215812473
>>215812517
Get it made
>can see my breath in my kitchen
It's over
This winter is going to end me
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:30:33 PM
No.215812500
>>215812484
get some thermals
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:30:54 PM
No.215812516
niggas be like "niggas be like" and it's written by the whitest bloke you'll ever meet
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:30:56 PM
No.215812517
>>215812582
>>215812473
haven't got threadmaking privileges just yet myself
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:31:35 PM
No.215812537
tried making music on ableton but it just sounded like a shittier version of some ambient music like you'd find on rollercoaster tycoon or something
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:31:51 PM
No.215812548
>>215812556
mad how milk makes me need to poo
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:32:15 PM
No.215812556
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:32:23 PM
No.215812560
yeah yeah just get on with it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:32:30 PM
No.215812564
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:33:00 PM
No.215812582
>>215812517
I'll put in a good word for you at the /brit/ new years honours
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:33:09 PM
No.215812587
Toil morrows
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:33:47 PM
No.215812611
*notices the post count*
UM
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:03 PM
No.215812620
>>215810950
ok but what are the downsides?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:05 PM
No.215812621
right so we're just going to rot here then
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:19 PM
No.215812629
new on the 'log, not linking it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:22 PM
No.215812633
I'll get it made
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:35:15 PM
No.215812664
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:35:17 PM
No.215812667
fuck it skipping gym today
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:35:18 PM
No.215812669
It’s up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:35:19 PM
No.215812671
so here we are then, the last final ultimate /brit/
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:35:21 PM
No.215812676
>>215812712
>>215812754
English boys were made to be bred by American men
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:36:02 PM
No.215812705
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:36:03 PM
No.215812707
i'm not fucking making it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:36:16 PM
No.215812711
cant make new threads since thatcher shut down the mines
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:36:18 PM
No.215812712
>>215812676
Embarrassing homosexual
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:36:23 PM
No.215812717
who’s going to be the little new slave batty boy then
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:36:52 PM
No.215812735
not allowed to make the new, mum won't let me
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:37:16 PM
No.215812754
>>215812676
janny was quick on that
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:37:17 PM
No.215812755
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:38:08 PM
No.215812791
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:41:03 PM
No.215812902
>>215812484
smear poo over yourself as a thermal layer