Thread 215810822

Do you ever encounter talking rocks in your country?

Sounds like a schizophrenic trip

>>215811007
Islam is just one giant heatstroke.

>>215810822 (OP)
Judaism and Christianity also has a ton of this shit

I don’t get why abrahamic tards throw stones from glass houses

>>215810822 (OP)
Indian is post this from vpn do not reply

>>215811082
It's to hide their own retarded shit.

>>215810822 (OP)
Didn't the bible feature a talking bush on fire?

>>215811082
>Christianity also has a ton of this shit
Name 3 examples

>>215811841
It’s in the Old Testament doe

>>215811913
Talking bush
God speaking through a donkey
>The mountains and hills will burst into song before you, and all the trees of the field will clap their hands.

>>215811841
That was God Himself, thoughever.
And it was kino.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3829oXRaIAY

>>215811841
Thats from da jooz side of da bibble doe

>>215811054
The symptoms of Muhammad match those of epileptic seizures.
His own companions said he would fall to the ground and start foaming at the mouth like a camel when receiving his "revelations".

it seems i severely underestimated the VPNsaars discord army, lads got busy recruiting all this time

Been at it now for days. Truly a force to be reckoned with, crashing this site with no survivors it seems. based?
anyway be less obvious next time bros

>>215810822 (OP)
I got extremely high once and according to my friends who were with me at the time I held a 2 hour conversation with picrel which is a big stone shaped like a cock called Fallostenen here in Bredestad.

>>215811841
Yeah but the bible's stories in the Old Testament are cooler though.
>Jacob wrestling an angel that is or isn't God and ascending into Super Jacobsaiyan aka Israel.
>Moses speaking to a bush on fire and getting enlightened with the name of God YHWH.
>Tower of Babel where God trololols His people even though the point of creating the tower was to survive another flood if God sent another flood their way

>>215811913
Inanimate objects and animals speak on several occasions

God gets BTFOd by chariots

God gets a 14yo pregnant so she can give birth to him so he can die for everyone’s sins so he can forfeit rules he himself made up

Bears get summoned by a wizard to eat children for making fun of a bald person

>>215812154
>God talks through a literal donkey to tell Balaam not to curse the Israelites
>Jonah straight up ghosts God and gets eaten by a fish
>Elijah straight up gets kidnapped by God in a chariot of fire and is never seen again

Compare these stories to Mohammed eating chicken or getting zutted

>>215812232
Female bears.
Also Lot's wife having a certified woman moment by disobeying God and looks back at Sodom turning into a pillar of salr
King Saul summoning the dead ghost of Samuel and Samuel shows up to insult Saul.
Jesus meets a madman claiming to be possessed by thousands of demons. He saves him by trapping the demons in a herd of pigs which run off a cliff and die.

>>215811841
It's acacia plant which sent mind-altering fumes into Moses' brain so he could temporarily see beyond the tzimtzum.

>>215812232
>reddit spacing
Hello, redditor.
>Inanimate objects and animals speak on several occasions
Because God made them do so.
>God gets BTFOd by chariots
Never happened. You can't parse a sentence properly.
>God gets a 14yo pregnant so she can give birth to him so he can die for everyone’s sins so he can forfeit rules he himself made up
No, Jesus didn't "forfeit" the Law. He fulfilled it.
>Bears get summoned by a wizard to eat children for making fun of a bald person
They weren't "children". They were "youths".
https://www.1517.org/articles/the-misunderstood-story-of-bear-attacks-a-bald-prophet-and-forty-two-mouthy-kids

>>215810822 (OP)
Yeah, they're called wakas, and people make offerings to them either as protectors or to keep them from causing harm, since some are believed to have bad personalities.

This one, for example, is a random waka called Puka Rumi, located in a settlement that until recently was inhabited only by women, since Puka Rumi is said to be jealous of men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLEnE7dsEUA

>>215811082
you can make fun of islam without being a jew or christian
>>215812062
>>The mountains and hills will burst into song before you, and all the trees of the field will clap their hands.
this sounds horrifying in an eldritch way, kinda kino

>>215811007
trust the prophet chud

>>215810822 (OP)
KEEEEKKK