Thread 215812749

architect edition

WHITE
WHALE

gf gets jealous when our cat chooses me for cuddles instead of her muahahah

Having a situationship

lets' have a good one lads x
proper classic /brit/

first for me

>>215812781
ktim, don't even need to psspsspss or anything

well there's 3 news on the 'log

>>215812749 (OP)
Don't like making the new personally, means that (You)'s get lost in the aether and I don't like that

thinking about that time /brit/ went to 1600 posts that time making new threads was broken

got my contact lenses on. If I stepped on the bus 'specced up I may not live to see the morrow, especially with my gayboy sweater on.

*enters /brit, scurries past everyone and goes and hides in the corner*

>>215812812
4chan x extension, you can disable (You)'s on OP

>>215812812
i don't like it cause by the time I've made the new and got round to linking it, someone else has made a new AND linked it

>>215812822
which state does this happen in?

*sees something scurry by the corner of my eye*
Anyone else see that?

doubled down on a phrasing error i made in a text to my mate last night by using it in person today
this sort of thing happens often with me actually

>>215812817
couldn't happen now as threads automatically archive at 1500

think I just pissed off the proto gf with my insufferable whining

>>215812832
I've got it installed, but didn't realise that - thanks lad.

mental how elon musk got to nosh on grimes' minge

Musicians Kelly Osbourne (L) and Amy Winehouse attend the ELLE Style Awards party at the Roundhouse Theatre in London (2007)

mad how bad my mental health was when I was vaping
wonder how many people have been diagnosed with a mental health condition when they should just stop blasting red bulls and vapes all day

>>215812864
Proof?

>>215812869
well you certainly piss us off with it

>>215812871
hope you get the next new

got Greatest Hits Radio on where theres no fockin misery
that should be their advert

>>215812749 (OP)
pierce is a national treasure

>>215812823
*scoops you up and drops you in the runt cage*

>>215812817
>1600
that's nothing, youngun

>>215812799
we stay winning lad

>>215812484
smear poo over yourself as a thermal layer

Indians have successfully mind raped all Indians on /int/
well done to them honestly didn't think they could do it

>>215812873
it should have been me instead

>>215812781
ever shag her up the arse? what about the cat?

absolutely mentally insane how good sex feels, spaffing in the fanny and all that

>>215812857
bitch can't even kowtow properly

a runescape quest a day keeps the normgroids away

might start buying a lottery ticket everyday, only conceivable way i can think of out of my hell

>>215812919
piss poor joke to wait an entire new thread for my days

any A60 Aryan Beasts in?

>>215812939
Without a condom it’s incredible
Genuinely a chore with a condom

>>215812939
first time i shagged a girl it was a fat ugly braphog and even then it felt better than any wank

>>215812963
I'm A20 unironically

Forest Green are winning lmfao /brit/ shagged up the arse!

>>215812781
animals instinctively know who the boss is

Supping on a thin gruel, my armpit infection still hurts and has changed shape. Lord willing, this plague will be vanquished before I enter the toilmines on thursday

Would love to find someone in the final moments of their life and pretend I'm the devil telling them I'll see them real soon

>>215812963
What about Napoleon

>>215812473 (Cross-thread)
Find it quite upsetting that men with decent bodies like this go trooner - I have a flabby unconditioned body from years of yo-yo dieting, but have the personality/sexual proclivities of a Byronic rapist. A curse upon thee!

>>215812947
F2P or members?

my old flat used to get cold af in the winter and I remember one time I had a wank and could see steam coming off the jizz

for lads that have them, how comparable to a fanny does an expensive toy like a fleshlight feel like?

Can't just enjoy a thread anymore can we

>>215812939
as worthless incel goblin beast I would have no idea aha

>>215812970
me when gfberg is telling me off about putting the wet tin opener back in the drawer before it's fully dried

Right well that's a man licking another man's arsehole isn't it

>>215813009
members

>>215813006
The Byronic idea of the Cultured Thug.

diversity is our strength

The LAST thing many gainly young ladies have seen before have their gentle fanny torn to shreds like a Rottweiler by the cream pie conqueror

Wish you could wear suits or even just blazers without someone making a big deal over it

>>215812895
hololive thread on /jp/

>>215812967
would honestly rather wank than shag an unattractive woman

all the wagies unaware of the awful day us neets have had on /brit/

Time for the daily

Mewing
Jelqing
Zinc
Magnesium
Ashwagandha

>>215812986
bit gay this

>>215813052
i had to wear a kilt and walk through the city recently to go to a wedding and people kept stopping to talk to us
mainly yanks and ching chongs

Ned Chudd, leader of the Chuddites

>>215813023
why must gfbergs act like this

jelqing lvls?

>>215812963
A30 here

>>215813090
were you bollock naked below it or what?

/bbuk/ chads it's happening, andrew gold pod with ginger george

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb5u1XrInaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb5u1XrInaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb5u1XrInaw

>>215813085
ashwangandha is not safe

>>215813120
i had boxers on

raping my own arse

>>215813125
wont be adding this to my youtube history

>>215813090
Nice skirt princess

>>215813126
sure thing woke

I got a bad haircut and can’t be seen in public for a few months now I’m afraid

brother's missus has gone into labour 7 weeks early

have some of you been here all day then, from waking up til now? what a fucking life lol

>>215813165
not sure what to make of this gif

>>215813161
look it up prick

>>215813169
tell her to get into reform instead

>>215813169
tell her she's a bitch for supporting starmer

>A controversial statue of pioneering doctor Dr Elsie Inglis is being recommended for approval in Edinburgh by council officials.
>Campaigners have spoken out against the plans claiming the statue should have been designed by a woman and say there should be a plaque explaining her family wealth is linked to the slave trade.
Fucking hell do these cunts ever have a day off?

>>215813169
vote reform

>>215813193
Patriot.

pooing my arse

>>215813196
Go ask them directly you boring coward

>>215813175
no I've been at work

>>215813175
/brit/'s been on in the background all day. haven't paid much attention to it barring a couple of moments like right now

sneezey

Buying one EuroMillions ticket every day for 30 years gives you roughly a 0.52% chance (≈1 in 194) of winning at least one of the top three prize tiers.

>>215813179
lol

>>215813179
lmao timmy done him

>>215813193
>>215813195
>>215813197
wow men are funny

>>215813224
? It’s only on Tuesday and Fridays

>>215813224
how much would you have if you invested it into the S&P 500?

>>215813183
what about this one?

Why would you go to a phone shop and log into your social media accounts?

>>215812963
I'm a T20, maybe T30 desu

sex with a young woman

>>215812963
D60 chad me

>>215813179
>What Timmy gon d-ACK

>>215813179
screaming

>>215813267
you rang?

>>215813255
poor people

>>215813277
leftypol cheering every word

>>215813277
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>215813213
Please come to britain and fuck Katy’s with your BIC

>>215813224
right so that's 10,950 tickets at £2.50 a pop meaning a grand total of £27,375 quid for a miniscule chance of winning a few thousand

>>215813255
remember my friend logging into facebook at the apple store

>>215813303
saar i am english

>>215813294
>>215813300
which one is it hmm?

>>215813255
zoomers are fucking retarded

Got a massive log brewing

>>215812257
>apartment is perfect size for me
>dont have to do the lawn or repairs or any of that sort
>rent is 1/2-1/5 what the cheapest mortgage would be
just makes sense doesnt it

saw myself in the mirror at work today, fucking hell i look terrible

ian watkins reincarnated in roblox

Tearing down the fabric of reality and gazing into the eyes of god himself

>>215813314
yes and?

>>215813349
>2 parking spaces
americans can't suffer

me and the boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmyfDvHJ2L0

mental how retarded the average person is

>>215813357
I got called sexy at work yesterday and today someone said I looked very smart

>>215813349
what happens if you dont pay the jew HOA fee?

>>215813397
midwit opinion

mad how mentally retarded I am

having sex is what it’s all about lads, that moment after spaffing in a fanny when your brain resets for a second

I AIN’T NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH
YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT BABY

>>215813397
Think of how stupid the average person is.
And then realize half of them are stupider than that.

>>215813408
>I got called sexy at work yesterday
report them to hr immediately

>minimum wage
>obese
>rotten teeth
Not sure about anything anymore

hello i like the band smashing pumpkins

decided to not be racist ever again. all people are human and beautiful.

>>215813414
you get unpersoned by ICE

mad at how retarded at i am, mentally

>>215813459
what about the boat people

you ever feel so sad you feel sick
not good

>>215813456
did one of these online iq tests recently and got like 102

>>215813456
been done by my memory
it's the thing keeping me in the 150-200k salary range instead of making 500k+ like the big boys

>>215813476
i'll be wearing their shoes before judging them

>>215813480
get on the bastarding ketamine ffs

win streak of 6 games in a row on Overwatch 2!
Insane how gifted, sexy and intelligent I am

any put crumbled up newspaper in their shoes man in

>>215813496
That's not bad. I always get 130, and I am an abject failure. I'm so pathetic that my family won't even have normal conversations with me, they just talk to me like I'm a mental patient and need to be cured.
>>215813502
>200k
Mental, you make nearly 10x my wage

mad how shit and grim my life is
don't know how to fix it

>>215813543
why

>>215813550
pscrtim

hi my name is lenny and i come from letterkenny

>>215813550
stop posting the aris first

>>215813539
sacked tranny irl

India produces the most geniuses per year than any other country -- why? Genetics? I'm reminded of *Guns, Germs, and Steel*: there may be geographical reasons why they were able to develop such an edge intelligence-wise

https://youtu.be/D9ursux9tLI

Any Halo 2 and Halo 3 boomer here?

been watching a lot of serial experiments lain lately
she is litterally me fr fr

>>215813459
not racist just hate woke

>>215813480
*gives you a hug*

>>215813543
...yh

>>215813574
hi my name is vishta and i want to rape your sishta

me and the missus met the main man!!

>>215813550
ktim

>>215813559
retains shape

started to fix my grim shit life, but I see no future

GAWA

>>215813641
you the lad I was talking to the other day about leaving here

>>215813613
how does this tub of goo have fans?

coffee -> mac n cheese -> coffee afternoon for me

Reminder that the 'p spam that's happening across this site is because Leto (who hosts the botnet) got phonebooked on Kiwifarms and is now having a melty
Also, he's a literal wog from Texas

>>215813575
no

>>215813613
these couples has been mindbroken by social media as 20 years ago families like that would have concerns that everyone thought they were bottom rung freaks and were laughing at them but now they have confirmation that everyone is like that online and so they're all mentally broken

>>215813591
thanks kosovo

>>215813668
he lost a lot of weight over the last year!

>>215813667
dunno x

Sir Oliver Anthony
https://youtu.be/0eNNTM7TDw0

>>215813671
>>215813677
are you same person or different persons

Honestly mental that I went from being a morbidly obese stinky incel living out of my bedroom, to an extremely fit, gf haver, going on holidays with her all over the world, getting a degree, having a social circle and going clubbing, to being a morbidly obese stinky incel living out of my bedroom

>>215813692
ozempic is sugoi

>>215813677
can you explain what any of that means to me please ? be a good grandson .

>>215813711
they're different flags lad come on

>>215813712
ktim

Carly Rae Jepsen will release the Tenth Anniversary Edition of 'Emotion' later this week (October 17th)!

Featuring new old songs 'More', 'Guardian Angel', 'Back of My Heart', and 'Lost in Devotion'.

>>215813641
We will make it someday lad.

>>215813711
they're different flags lad come on

>>215813712
so you made it and then fucked it all up. no sympathy from me fuck off cunt

>>215813754
I liked her old stuff
>>215813757
Going to rape you very very painfully.

>>215813699
oh it’s YOU isn’t it, you know who I mean by you. Yes get your life together asap mate what are you doing spending it here like a fool

>>215813754
think those lips have ever been around a soul pole?

>>215813719
you can ignore that schizo crap.
the cp spammer is spaino. isnt any deeper than that.

>>215813755
too old for that

Life is beautiful, gentlemen. I wake up every day happy to be alive. Did you know I nearly died? I had a near-death experience. Light tunnel and all, haha. Amazing how almost dying of a codeine overdose changes your life. I remember seeing my whole family on the other side -- both living and dead. It felt so real: they were all there for me. It was an ineffable experience, could hardly explain it. It's important to realize what a miracle being alive is. I could do this all over again, haha

>>215813768
You're right mate. I'm sorry.

>>215813778
who are you x

>>215813784
You're not too old to fix your life until you are dead.

>>215813827
can't wait to finally start living at the ripe age of 75

>21 Nuns Evacuated from Raging Fire at Historic 400-Year-Old Monastery
mental how often this happens

>boogies latest video barely cracked 10k views
its crazy that at one point this guy was in easily the top 10 most recoginied YouTubers

>>215813126
Why

just got a message from one of the managers at the gherkin, they're getting active x

>>215813865
ONE, TWENTY ONE NUNS

>>215813848
That's more like it!

>>215813853
without a good rogering they go mental

Pay the fine, Hiro

might get tested to see if im pozzed

>TikTok influencer HSTikkyTokky has been arrested after being on the run from police for almost a year following alleged driving offences.
it's over

>>215813865
is he still with his child bride?

Enjoying Battlefield 6 then lads?

La politique moderne n’est plus seulement une question de territoire, mais une affaire de vitesse : qui contrôle la vitesse,
contrôle le pouvoir

have more than enough money to move out but still haven't because i'd have no human contact whatsoever outside of toil and would soon kill myself

>>215813913
their vaginas spark from the dryness

>>215813994
nah looks shit

>>215813976
was he literally running as in he ditched his car and was trekking on foot that would be hysterical

NI are putting up a serious fight against germany

would we all get along irl?

>>215814014
you reckon? seen a few videos and it looks well sick

>>215813994
I haven't played it.

>virgin
my days

>>215814009
what about the ones you're going out with

no peeking i'm just being me
let me be free i'm a baby

there is grandeur in this view of life, treating people kindly, understanding them and their plight, makes you a better human. a clue gained.

>>215814023
Depends. Are you an irritating faggot?

>>215814052
im still a virgin

>>215813976
>after being on the run from police for almost a year
hasn't he been actively posting and streaming
how did it take a year

suicide is the #1 cause of death among /brit/ posters

>>215814052
was richard branson actually a virgin when he started the company

>>215814067
yeah x

>>215814009
this is me
speak to toilers in my mandatory office day and call parentbergs once a week or maybe twice

i was born a virgin, i have been a virgin my entire life, and by god i'll die a virgin

If I'm being completely honest, I'm really rather unhappy and I'm afraid I'll never be happy again.

>>215814080
fled to dubai i believe

leaky batontips are on a heinousdem

>>215813688
:)

>>215814080
he didn't go to court and left the country and has been between dubai and qatar. that's where louis theroux interviewed him

>>215814112
get on the bastarding ssris and go to a rave

>>215814112
been years for me

>>215814112
When were you happy?

nathan wakes up, looks in the mirror and says to himself right this is it, this is the day I’m REALLY going to upset them


LOL

>>215814114
why did you say they wash each others cocks yesterday?

bendy batons bashing 3 pm snappy smoove open

>>215814054
dont see them outside of toil and toil related events

>>215814112
that's mental health luv x

Joking aside, did he really do anything wrong?

>>215814137
When I was a child

>nathan wakes up, looks in the mirror and says to himself right this is it, this is the day I’m REALLY going to upset them

>LOL

why dont more girls want to do charity for virgins why giving them sex

>>215813994
pretty good, maps are a bit shit

>>215814130
>get on the bastarding ssris and go to a rave
Fuck that
>>215814136
Same lad, same...
>>215814137
For a period of four years between 19 and 23. Otherwise I have been depressed.

>>215814147
no they did not, that was mousenonce on a larp

>>215814176
women are repulsed by male virgins. it's the ultimate ick

>>215814153
made shite music

>>215814176
Why don't you have a shower and leave your smelly bedroom?

>>215814153
ngl he looks so fucking cool here.

didn't richard branson go round the world in a balloon?

>>215814130
they stopped my knobule working and made me fat

>>215814186
citation needed?

>>215814183
ktim but it was 18-22
life has taken a steep downhill slide since then

>>215813459
ive taken your racism and absorbed it into mine, so the total racism in the world remains the same
i am now almost twice as racist. the balance is maintained

>>215814209
He raped babies looking like this. Still think he is cool?

>>215814187
so they want a man with a std

>>215814238
doesn't matter, i live a beautiful life untainted by your evil

they're making a taylor swift eras tour documentary series
omg girl MOVE ON

>>215814224
don't get it

I desperately need a (You) for my daughter's sake. Please be interested in me

>29 years old
>kissless handholdless virgin unless you count an escort
>no real friends for 11+ years at this point
>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online
>hobbies/interests are all solitary things
>poor social skills
>panic about being exposed as a virgin
>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected
>afraid to show my own personality around women
>filled with regrets and humiliation
>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me
>will never have a family of my own
>relatives similar in age to me are starting families
>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband
>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself
>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up
>given up any hope of ever having a GF
>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation
>tried using Bumble, hardly any likes

It's over

Have no intention of giving that yank a (you)

>>215814269
shut up nigger

>>215814247
doubt he was raping babies in jail. he did that while looking like a skinny emo twink. he has no right looking like punisher

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DID NOTHING WRONG
Lucy Letby
Ian Watkins

feel free to expand it

>>215814270
my knob will be rawer than the first weeks after i was first shown how to wank watching this and going at it

>>215814310
Mao Zedong

>>215814301
it was a british jail s he probably was getting them delivered to his cell every night

>>215814291
do you have a job

>>215814291
could have told you it was over when you told us about crying in toil bogs because there was a radio playing in the office. what do you expect when you're that much of a pathetic runt

>>215814300
gain a clue and start to experience LOVE rorke

>>215814300
pooscream

>>215814332
no arse tho

>>215814310
Benjamin Netanyahu

>>215814291
don’t worry lad nathans got you beat in the virgin department

death by blow job

lads do you think 4chan will pay the fine to the UK about failing the age protection stuff or will they just fuck off the UK and stop regular access here

it's all so tiresome

>>215814310
James Saville
Rolf Harris
Noel Edmonds

shoving poo back in my arse

>>215814386
whos nathan

>>215814291
<- next time just post this

>>215814400
neither. sir kier will push for ISPs to block 4channel

if you're rocking anything other than a skinfade then you're a battyman

>>215814400
no ISPs will just ban 4chan and you'll get forced to get a VPN no biggie

https://youtu.be/BXDP9WQe0io?si=zIYdKtRLUJjMb690
New kino

>>215814441
i'm rocking your mums bed

just seen rule breaking encouraged

>>215814450
>30 minutes
nope

>>215814291
You need to become a natty physical beast

>unless you count an escort
THAT IS ROUGH

>>215814400
neither ffs
4chans policy for the last 10 years has always been and will always be DO NOTHING whenever possible
the only way theyll get blocked in the UK is if the government tells every ISP to block them. that could happen, but 4chan will never voluntarily pay a fine or pull service

>>215814439
>tenner a month for a vpn
>however much a 4chan pass costs
Yeah not bloody likely

>>215814469
filtered

leftypol tricking rorke into shagging him through a gloryhole

>>215814291
I cannot imagine living this life and then coming to the conclusion that your first step out of your rut should be to sign up for bumble

>>215814492
imagine being this addicted to 4chan. grow up mate

>>215814496
yh..

>>215814496
merked that freak

>>215814291
It's fine, you'll figure it out eventually

>>215814450
horrible voice

new

>>215812760

>>215812760

>>215812760

>>215814400
the most easy way to fix all of this nonsense is to simply split the site into 4chan and 4channel once again

>>215814516
What I'm very obviously saying is that I wouldn't pay for these things to post with you cunts