Thread 215816537

big mek rork firing leftypol snotlings out of his shokk attack gun

edition

nth for the baddiedem

>>215816495
Really? Oh well fair enough

does
...
his
...
blackness
...
make you
...
feel
...
"less than"?

starmer must get panic attacks before having to meet with trump

>>215816558
Hmm who dis

>>215816558
wonder what her arsehole smells like

>>215816595
poo, I reckon

UM x

dragged myself to the gym despite being utterly convinced i wasn't going and you know what my reward was? I reversed into a metal bin and scratched my car.
Luckily it's the most minor of scratches but it really cemented that i should have just stayed home

Sick of these cunts self diagnosing themselves with autism because they are convinced there must be an explanation as to why they are weird little cunts instead of just having personality quirks

>>215816579
why
nobody is afraid or intimidated by that orange fool

>>215816620
what’s the essential difference between having autism and being a weird cunt?

>>215816630
they all very visibly are tho mate check the news yea?

it pie night

For me it's the episode where Malcolm

mad how there are freaks out there going on about science thsi and sciecne taht
while being filtered by basic theology and philosophy
let alone like strology
they arent even smart enought o understand astrology let alone real topics

Tomb of the giants cheese?

>>215816587
Hannahjo

>>215816667
you sound vaccinated

im scared of trump
im scared of dook
anything coming out of there terrifies me

malcolm in the middle revival
scrubs revival
inbetweeners revival

will likely all be shite

>>215816681
fake diego bait

>oh you’re a virgin?
>no sorry anon I’m not going to fuck a virgin! You wouldn’t know where to put it

>>215816684
It's not that bad with the lantern

Cynthia is the reason i like weirdo women

rorke's silence is defining

>>215816699
Media is completely devoid of new ideas

>>215816707
Do you often think of these weird fantasies

>>215816689
0 vaccines in me my little mate, if you want we can take this discussion off /brit/ how do you feel about that

>>215816707
genuinely looks like me

>>215816707
alright then

https://www.instagram.com/chl0lunaa/reel/DPdHjgyDKh7/?hl=en

This lass speaks to cute for the sadistic bpd sket she is

>>215816728
due to woke

>>215816687
Looks loads better than with the stupid hair and makeup

>>215816707
that's not fair, how am I suppose to learn then you dumb cunt?

>>215816699
Nah the Malcolm writers are too good to fuck it up. The did a whole 7 seasons without a miss

>>215816744
you're a woke cunt

>>215816707
Timmy trying to stick it in the belly button talking about how wet it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dORpRa_LhWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dORpRa_LhWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dORpRa_LhWg
>>215816704
?
>>215816707
imagine licking that TUM

mad that there are full grown adults here who have never slid inside a tight fanny raw. bloody mad that I use the word adult loosely tbf

>>215816779
it started to decline towards the end + it ended 20 years ago

video games are good for you now

>>215816811
project on

Bring back SoccerAM

>>215816673
Creampie

>>215816707
unironically found it hard to put it in when I was starting to have sex

>>215816760
"If you were born with the weakness to fall, you were born with the strength to rise."

I'm literally a paraplegic, lad

Malcolm in the Middle was a product of its time. Perfectly captured the early 2000s. The new season just won't work I'm sorry.

>>215816802
link your insta mate lets have a chat

the one where hal plays poker with all his black friends
comedy gold

I've had a stiffy for a dark skin black girl once but /int/ told me that they smell really bad when they sweat whilst shagging so I got scared off.

>>215816866
alright officer

>>215816866
@aintnowokecunt

>>215816859
Literally, how would you know? You're not American, and you probably weren't even alive.

how long do we realistically have before we're blocked by ofkike?

>>215816831
A /brit/ poster must work there

>>215816843
Woke would never allow it

pussyole

>>215816899
2 weeks

>woke
2023 is it

£100 down this week
Hope the bookie enjoys that

>>215816904
Woke will do what I tell them to do

>>215816835
erm excuse me, the very nice lady who let me do sex in her guided my willy inside her so i didn't have to try and fail myself.
So that's you told

that one where cregg

As 3I/Atlas gets closer to the sun, I'd highly recommend buying gold/sliver

so where do we go when the chon is banned?

>>215816941
get on it

What are they up to?

>>215816941
I just cashapp my bookie directly now instead of betting
Much more efficient

>>215816980
ask big D on fri-yay

new smiling friends is brill if I dare say so

Will be boozing tomorrow night
Off work you see
Was working over the weekend you see
So tomorrow is my weekend, you see

>3I/Atlas
erm...lads?

>it's called breadtube because it's a reference to "breadlines" in the Soviet Union where people lined up to be given basic commodities and not starve to death

Where in this is supposed to be the logic where they

mad that there are full grown babies here who have never slid inside a tight nappy raw. bloody mad that I use the word baby loosely tbf

>>215816973
seen this fat odious worm at falmouth sea shanties

>>215816830
embarrassing channel oh my days

>>215817028
xD

>>215817016
scream this is me
got no uni on friday
and need a PISS
question is whether it will be solo drinking
solodrinking at a gay bar
or drinking with course people

>>215817045
watch your tone lad he’s done a fair amount of shagging that man

>>215817019
Ah yes, "Reapers"

>>215817073
Im not going to a gay pub ffs

>>215817028
makes no sense this one im afraid.

>>215817082
only shag he's had is his nephew (now niece)

made me feel better
probably not true but oh well

>>215817101
you’d have a better chance of pulling

>>215817101
more likely to chat to girls
even if you can't get a kiss cos tehy think u are gay you can usually get some waist touching and dancing in

>>215817118
True ffs I am a twink

>>215817106
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm he has a gf right now

>>215817107
me in the top left

You may notice that the NPC make frequent use of the phrase "in real time". The vast majority of the time it is completely unnecessary and adds nothing to his overall point, but the NPC has seen other people use it (perhaps his favorite NPC talking head on twitter) so he uses it too. He doesn't know why he uses it. He doesn't think about it. He just repeats it.
>You are witnessing X happening in real time.
>He is doing this in real time.
>This is the rise/fall of X taking place in real time.
>What we're seeing is X in real time.

>>215816630
>nobody is afraid or intimidated by that orange fool
Me when I'm trying to convince myself to not be scared of p*mpkins when walking past them in the supermarket
Always fails

>>215817107
Me on the bottom second from left

ngl Judaism is the winning team
Might have to convert

>>215816941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBS6indc_xg

Withnail & I is like my 12th favourite movie ever bro

>>215817184
they don’t want you

want to kill myself

>>215817155
i am witnessing a boring fucking post in real time

>>215817204
Why not I have good sperm

>>215817209
No you don't

>>215817213
s c

>>215817204
he's white of course they do jews only racemix with white goyim its why they're so powerful

>>215817184
pretty sure they lost 5-0 with 2 own goals but go off

Poo Scrumbleton

i'm a freak
i'm an incel
what the hell am i doing here

>>215817166
p*rsimmon is more scary

>>215817155
The contrast is usually implied to be with learning about a historical event you dimwit. Like experiencing the downfall of the Roman Empire in real time would be different from reading about it after the fact in a book.

>>215817247
erm this is your home
this is the incel-town
populatoin: you

I'm interested in formulae for longevity in Vedic scripture, particularly astrology. In particular, I'm focused on the Prasna Marga, a foundational text in Hindu mysticism

>the winning team
I don't think so pal

>>215817012
Where can I watch it

>>215817275
ur the mayor

I produced a rap album earlier this year. It features several notable black "names" in rap. Track 1 begins like this:

[Verse 1]
bubita bubity buh bupity buh bupity bupity bupity bupity bupity buh bupita buh bupity bupity bupity

purra pah purra pah purra pah ka ka ka
purra pah purra pah purra pah ka ka ka

bubita bubity buh bupity buh bupity bupity bupity bupity bupity buh bupita buh bupity bupity bupity

[Chorus]
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

[Verse 2 ft. a second of 3 black artists]
bupity bupity buh buh buh buh bupity bupity buh buh buh buh ka ka ka ka

It continues in a similar way - an equivalent direction, let's say - for a few more verses. My influences are disparate, but they still share a lot in common. Thanks

>>215817282
ask big D he knows alla bout it
regular scholar is he

>>215817234
they only actively want rich and powerful white goyim like trump’s family. not some random shlub goy

>>215817357
They like their show of numbers

>>215817222
i do actually

>>215817234
eric andre the jigaboo you spam is quite literally half jew

where's despy

early night

America is not a real place

>>215817380
reminded me of the AI edit of HS in india

>HSTikkyTokky, 24, is arrested in the UK after failing to appear at court for 'dangerous driving'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15187685/HSTikkyTokky-arrested-UK-failing-court-dangerous-driving.html

>>215817407
Jewesses get blacked all the time.
don't know what this South African is on about but he's weird

>>215817455
whoa this just hit me

> Viktor, we love Viktor. You are fantastic, alright? I know a lot of people don't agree with me, but I'm the only one that matters.
screeching
he's not even wrong

>>215817380
zesty nibba

>>215817433
looks like they've had their faces swapped

>>215817433
looks like one them female teachers that shagged there students aha x

>>215817457
You’re thinking of white women

>>215817455
ow my eyes

>>215817324
Reminds me of the /brit/ anthem, written by an unknown anon many years ago now.
>There's something in the dark!
>all around you the evil beasties bark
>take up you swords and charge into the abyss
>a world without pakis our only wish

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

>See something in the distance, there's no turning back
>Could be a paki or some kinda chink or black
>Nigger stabs you in the bowel
>Don't you throw in the towel

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

>You swing your blade and sunder the coloured head
>The invader rendered dead
>The tide is turning, fighting high and low
>Your passion burning, only a million more to go

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

>>215817380
Really rich coming from a dumb, ugly nigger

thinking about tomorrow :(

>>215817455
unironically embedded 'p in this image. kill yourself.

>>215817484
no I'm not idiot

>>215817433
He’s probably got rich parents

>>215817455
why's that happened then x

>>215817469
are keir having a cheeky smirk

>>215817469
look at us on the sidelines, but hey sunlit uplands of brexit

Let's tell Ringo we're all going to be holding umbrellas for the video as a prank

>>215817447
I thought he got general G to take the rap for him

>>215817511
Every accusation is a confession or something

(8) i feel i'm losing control (8)

>>215817503
https://vocaroo.com/1T9VIeCoSETm

what happened to amer. did he get battered by nonce hunters yet

>>215817526
He's stood next to the main character

Any of you lads had sex at least once in your lives?

>>215817517
it's a viral meme recently, hot girl with average boy, theyre probably not even a couple

>>215817532
didn't know elton john was filming music videos with beatles

>>215817564
yeah :)

>>215817549
I think he de-transed

Got New World installing

>>215817455
Can't see shit captain

How did Abe from Malcolm in the Middle get lighter?

(8) i dont wana hear i dont wana know please dont say you'll get me i've seen i tall before (8)

>>215817564
yea ive had sex many times

worth trying it at least once x

abducted a white woman in Birmingham today
just picked her off the street and put her in my car
love this country, its like a candy shop, but with white women and free

wanktoil for t'night sorted

>>>/gif/29607937
>>>/gif/29602081

>>215817547
Bum me the horizon

>>215816537 (OP)
More of a Skaven thing me

>>215817591
its called a diet

I didn’t know Joey Swoll was a white supremacist

>>215817576
That's good, just wanted to know

>>215817612
wanking is a solitary exercise. let's keep it that way, yeah?

>>215816615
LISTEN TO THE GRIND

>>215817612
they're in the archive so get 'em before they disappear

>>215817620
Cor, video?
Also get the sex arse made PRONTO

>>215817564
Never, LMAO

>>215817620
reckon she's ever had her bum spanked while she cops it up the arse?

>>215817612
I can say the same

>>215817642
nigga never been in a gooncave with the boys

might be the most embarrassing shit starmer has done yet

https://x.com/clashreport/status/1977797787195523561

>>215817591
same with ice-t

Have a very real chance of shagging Billie Eilish tonight but I'm nervous. What would we even talk about? I'm like 10 years older than her

I can actually feel the seethe emanating from leftypol right now.

>>215816980
FIFA is quite a strategic industry.

>>215817702
hs?

farting out a poo

is jeet right?

>>215817567
She's not even that hot. Just has blonde hair, a tan, nice eyes and teeth. Okay maybe she is hot

>>215817023
"breadlines" after the Soviet Union*

ftfy

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760121550755156.mp4

is this ai?
i cant tell
either way
fascinating what modern science can do

>>215817666
That's impossible, surely. Do you also have fewer than 50 contacts in your phone?

>>215817706
>actually achives something
>chooses the most hideous image imaginable

it's passive aggressive desu
nigga looks like a ball sack

>>215817680
he went quite red after that

Let's trap Ringo on pedestal for a prank

>>215817706
What are irritating white people going to make their whole personality now?

>>215817680
imageboard not link board

>>215817727
literally read all of this in apu's voice
didn't even mean to, the way it was written just made it happen

>>215817737
her face isnt great but yeah the other stuff is nice

>>215817752
Yup, I have a couple of good friends, probably fewer than 50 contacts. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm asexual. I don't have much of a desire for it

>>215817680
>>215817758

brainberg blaring out runescape music at 23:15

>>215817564
nope
and i go out getting drunk every single weekend at nightclubs
yet still not even once in my 10+ years of doing this have i ever had sex with a woman
actually unbeliveable when you think about it haha
and i'll try again this saturday

Catberg wants OUT!

done him

>>215817811
that’s not possible desu

>>215817813
fucking mong, doors open

>>215817612
bet you most "arab/muslim" porn is just white and latina women wearing headscarves

arabs are perverted gooners who watch a lot of porn so there is a big demand for that sort of stuff with very little real supply

>>215817785
>one of the most popular movies of all time sir!
>what were you thinking?!?

>>215817829
you best start believe in virgins cos you're talking to one

>>215817835
they fucking love now you see me

>>215817780
www.killyourself.com

>>215817829
FONT

got me thermals on

they begged me to join their team
BEGGED me

Rorke's Mrs

>>215817903
Yeah? What team was that? The Retarded Faggots Internationale?

>>215817903
team gay amarite
lmao

>>215817929
Got to give it to the Greek I'm afraid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmGBAiHnK0U
Hilarious to think that, at any point, you can sort this video's comments by newest and see a retarded Indian either stunned wondering how they did this, or asking for the movie name, which is in the title.

>>215817853
if you’ve been out clubbing for 10 years straight and never shagged you’ve set some sort of record. You should sell your story to the daily mail

>>215817834
>>215817612
That "Arab" woman is Julia Roca who is Spanish lol

anyone playing gridmaster on osrs in 2 days

>>215817951
wouldn't be surprised if i am
and yes it is true
if anythnig it's more than 10 years
i am just that unappealing sexually to women

>>215817946
Hey, that's what your mother said too!

>>215817933
>>215817929
sent that freak flying

Mayfair

>>215817802
https://youtu.be/I4M4XTsx2cA

what's louis theroux up to these days
been ages since he put out any kinoux

DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST EAT?

Sick of you lot. Good night lads, see you all tomorrow

chebs

Army Group /brit/
First Mousey Army
XVII Spaino Corps
14th English Infantry Division "John Honey"

let's tell Ringo we're all growing facial hair for a prank

>>215817949
i watched this film a few years ago with sakura miko

>>215818038
beautiful black girls

>>215818006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGgIhyQTHS8&list=RDHGgIhyQTHS8

>>215818042
Surrounded and annihilated at the Battle of Heathergrad

>>215818038
>>215818057
Cute smiles x

>>215818042
You forgot the dtfic intel corp

don’t drink beer anymore after finding out it fucks with your hormones
Only do whiskey now

Angie

AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNJIEEEEE

how do you smell good as a man

what do you have to do?

Women smell good but I don't like the men smells

I don't think wearing womens perfumes is answer

how can i find a good man smell

>>215818042
We're surrounded. Where the fuck are The Flying Bradleys?

what are some majority female interests lads?
It seems like the only things they enjoy are make up/fashion and true crime.

Why are they so one dimensional?

>>215818092
Take the winepill.

>>215817961
yeah I could've guessed
spanish woman with a headscarf and heavy eye makeup and now she's "arab"

>>215818099
good diet and exercise so you sweat all the shite out

>>215818006
>>215818070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZPE-45HJIQ

>>215818099
lynx africa

ate 9 falafel
3 sausage
3 bacon
1 chicken fillet
family salad
crutons
mayo
2 egg

for supper
feel a bit off
hearts having a bit of a panic

>>215818120
If she is spanish, chances are she hails from arab stock.

>>215818099
Shower and anti-perspirant is all you need, anything more is gay

sometimes someone here posts something and I realise just how dysfunctional/retarded most of us are
>>215818139
this, for instance

>>215818092
more of a spiced rum myself
havana spiced or kraken spiced

>>215818168
*flails my mong arm at you to smack you*

>>215818038
>big hair big tits
best type of nigress

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

>>215818100
Dug in on the Canslad front

>>215818219
Yeah was just saying this down the pub the other day

creepy motherfucker
Being a woman must be a 24/7 chore. Even if you're a PM you have to deal with perverts.

>>215818114
Based and Antiquitypilled

>>215818216
That’s not the right mindset

>>215818168
whats wrong with that?
it was a succulent meal
i eat like that every day

yesterday i had 4 salmon fillet, 2 eggs, big avocado, falafel and covered it in honey and butter

>>215818216
it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile

>>215818257
insane how badly docs treat you if they find out you smoke they stop giving a shit instantly about any issues you have

>>215818257
that fella should be running a kebab shop in vienna

>>215818257
they love it

aff tae bed

>>215818288
ive had pregnant patients who were smokers
smokers are mongs

>>215818303
night mate x

Tea I likes no longer on clubcard pricing
I regret not stocking up before

gayp orn

>>215818288
kind of like dentists except if you do anything other than drink water they treat you like a neo nazi

Shaved my balls and bum crack

how do people in gyms not walk around with erections
all them fit women in leggings and whoreshorts

>>215818309
That's exactly what I'm talking about you can see immediately they switch to not caring as soon as you mention it

Doing a read

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_protagonist

>>215818341
I’ve got erectile dysfunction

>>215818337
gis a butch

this fella's a little in love with himself, aye?

>>215818309
theyre always heavy drinkers too id imagine
never see sober smokers do you

>>215818354
I knew call of duty would be there lol

>>215818347
if you don't care about your health why should they

"Wicked: For Good" will submit the green one for "Best actress" and the pink one for "Best supporting actress".

>>215818257
Actually a fatherly comment.

Having said that, death to all political fronts.

>>215818382
because they’re doctors. hypocritical oath. simple as

>>215818382
But I do care that's why I'm at the doctors. And they have to care.

>>215818365
pop the blue pill bud
can get them off the shelf these days

>>215818368
Mong. Elite standup comedian. Fully formed human being.

>>215818337
not worth it to shave there and if you really want to be smooth it's worth looking into permanent hair removal

>>215818411
if you dont care about your own health, why should they

>>215818411
you're at the doctors because you have an emergent issue not because you care about your health
if you cared about your health you wouldn't smoke

>>215818383
we all know what "supporting" means (slapping cynthia's puss)

>>215818413
Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn’t
Although I bought them on holiday years ago and they may not be genuine

>>215818428
go suck a gyro you hairy toad

Sir Captain Price
Sir Soap MacTavish
Sir Imran Zakhaev
Sir Vladimir Makarov

>>215818274
That does sound quite nice
But very very fattening

I've got erectile dysfunction.

I pop boners at the first whiff of a woman and can't get it down for hours.

>>215818439
oh homewreckiana

>>215818368
they throw you in jail if you say youre a comedian

I want to have sex with all of my friends

Oh aye

>>215818436
ok woke cunt

>>215818428

ti malakies leies, pousti

Just an early alert to get a new made. Now, not in 100 posts.

I hear 4chan got a £20,000 fine

anyone chipping in

Bit mad how the villain in CoD4 is a NazBol churka
It's like they slapped together Dugin, Dudaev, and Limonov

>>215818507
If someone doesn't create a new thread, I will literally kill myself

>>215818507
ceebs

>>215818481
ever think what would happen if we got rid of all the billionaires
then what

>>215818476
ha!
smashing reference lad

paint me like one of your french girls

>>215818530
i'll give a tenner

>>215818531
not really mad, it fits perfectly because call of duty games are liberal/yank propaganda

wait who even runs 4chan right now

>>215818588
me

hope starmer is okay x

>>215818588
ur da

does that mean that 4chan is making £20,000 per month profit?

reading plot summaries on wikipedia and crying

>>215818588
Me

>>215818620
silliest post in the thread and completely bird-brained

>>215818598
hes ok he text me just now x

>>215818636
>>215818605
>>215818596
Your Father and the other two commenters run it right now

>>215818640
I swear the government said the ofcom fines would be based on profit

How Germany could have won WW2

>crush the BEF at Dunkirk
>force Spain into the Axis and ensure Malta, Gibraltar, Cyprus and Suez all fall by May 1941
>don't bother with the Blitz, just focus on sinking British shipping
>focus on taking all of Ukraine and the Caucasus in 1941, not Moscow
>take Moscow in 1942
>USSR collapses, Axis pushes into Iran and Iraq, Turkey joins Axis
>India falls, Japan can have South Asia
>partition Switzerland, force Sweden and Portugal to cut off trade with Britain and America
>build up Kriegsmarine and Luftwaffe, invade Britain in 1944-1945

>>215818656
how would they know what profit 4chan makes

>>215818629
Often superior to the actual novels/films. Marvelous writers

Wasn't worth posting twice. Certainly not at 334 either.

>>215818354
>Crowley

Vendrell was always the protagonist of the Shield though

>>215818670
Proceedes to get nuked by the yanks in 1945

>>215818681
Suppose they could guess idk look at the numbers

>>215818507
May I propose an image to use?

new >>215818765

Mental how David Cameron would probably still be PM right now if not for brexit

>>215818476
done him