Thread 215817054

I had an absolutely bizarre dream yesterday.

got diagnosed with astigmatism today

>>215817054 (OP)
Most LatinX women become fat in their 30s.

Winter enjoyers be like "Ahh yes... 4pm"

>>215817105
Welcome to the club

>>215817100
that ur gay?

I need so many plastic surgeries to even possibly have any chance of receiving a glimmer of female affection. It's unbelievably over.

>>215817125
Winter is nice. I like summer too, but it's too hot here. I despise late autumn and early spring, thought.

>>215817125
Pain.

>>215817125
The only good thing about winter is that the water gets cold and I can take a proper cold shower.

>>215817172
cold shower sucks but it is nice when ice cold water comes out of the tap instead of lukewarm

>>215817187
cold showers saved my life

did whoever mentioned this game itt actually beat it? im 37 hours in and have no clue wtf is going on

>>215817110
that is why i am getting an east asian woman

>>215817260
you have to kill the bad guys

>>215817127
what should i *look* forward to? i was recommended taking some pills

>>215817110
30s? many of them don't make it 25

>>215817296
>kill
But people will die if they are killed!

watchin destiny

Sobering up sucks

/cum/ is a livvie general

but otherwise they will kill you

guys im about to eat a cookie that says "JOSIAH"

>>215817360
Do you take ice baths?

california seems like a shithole like damn how do you ruin the golden goose so badly

>girl asks for my socials
>uhh, sorry, I do not have accounts there, I only use 4chan
>never speaks to me again

My cage is so tight today

>>215817289
You are a neet who is addicted to twitter slop. You should be lucky if any woman is interested in you at all.

>>215817360
It's true of xourse but japanese media is unbelievably cucked

>>215817149
why the shit emoji?
you got a scat fetish or what?

>>215817260
Romancing Saga 2 right?
Long time ago, there were five heroes, but actually they are bad monsters now and you have to kill them before they end the world o algo.

>>215817314
Salma Hayek is still fuckable in her 50s.

>>215817397
No, but I've swam in lakes and the sea in the winter

>>215817411
mine too sis...

>>215817413
when i lived in the US ive had east asian women show interest in me

>>215817446
she looks so good

>>215817105
Your life is like a JJ Abrams movie.

>>215817420
It's because in asian cultures killing is killing no matter if you had a good reason to do it.

>>215817507
Yes and that's retarded

>>215817402
4chan is mainstream btw
many big youtubers have said they post on 4chan

>>215817420
is it? I thought it was degen and crazy

>>215817424
meant for
>>215817054 (OP)

>>215817505
His daughter is so hot

i got diagnosed with transgenderism today

Just blew ass.

>goshcel is back
grim

>>215817438
yeah

literally me
https://www.tiktok.com/@purehatred88/video/7558169250905541910

>>215817604
he can never stay away he's addicted

reading a book

I have incel rage

/cum/ is the only socialization i get. anyone else?

>>215817773
Yes this besides sports threads

>>215817773
**raises finger**

>>215817773
No you fucking loser

https://youtu.be/nplC-wGHXx8?si=ZA-8BLiXowKnV20W

My pussy is long, hard, throbbing and dripping precum

>>215817773
You also post in /ex-yu/ and on /pol/.

Fuck my freakish incel life

>>215817773
sorry you need to leave, /cum/ is a normie general.

Some woman screamed at me at work today because " you don't sound very happy to be working today" okay? And some old woman also clearly isn't happy to be working today screaming at me is supposed to improve that? Like damn bitch you're a vendor there's 50000 more of you I could go deal with instead who won't go off the handle at the slightest provocation

*raises spork*

Fuck my thuggish ruggish life

>>215817411
>>215817463
post butts

What would society lose if they sent all incel neets to work in the cotton fields?

>All the cubes below have a different image on each side. Select the choice that could represent a rotation of the cube labeled X
It's G, right?

>>215817849
At least you have a job.

>>215817889
Some memes
I guess the porn industry would lose a lot of money

I'm so hideous it's insane

>>215817849
old gals love me for some reason

>>215817828
Does your clitoris look like a small penis?

>>215817893
it could also be A

Emma Watson is still hot, idgaf what you say.

>open google maps
>go to hometown
>everything looks as third worldish as in my memories
Some towns don't seem to grow.

>>215817893
I can't tell if you're baiting or not but no it couldn't be G it would have to be reversed for the 2 dots to appear on that side, the answer is A

>>215817831
How do you know unless you're checking ex-yu?

>>215817921
I'm not hideous but I'm wouldn't say I look good

>>215817893
Anyone watch the movie The Cube?

>>215818003
He made an OP with his selfie a few weeks ago.

>>215817978
She looks like a handbag

>>215818017
You're a KHHV so you are indeed hideous

Nobody ever says:
>SEX WITH CANADIAN WOMEN
or
>SEX WITH AMERICAN WOMEN
But people will say
>SEX WITH MEXICAN WOMEN!
Why?

>>215817893
it can't be A, the tri-pointed symbol doesn't have a prong pointing to the line symbol, rotating it wouldn't change that
it's E

>>215818039
Nah I'm super shy and basically non verbal

>>215818024
I watched all of them, it got convoluted but they were fun movies

>>215818035
It's weird when people have babyface with aging signs.

>>215817991
I think it could be g if X had a second set of 3 dots on the opposite side, and you turned the cube counter clockwise. I can't wrap my head around A.

>>215817893
I think it's A.

>>215818052
>sex with canadian women =/= sex with indian women
>sex with american women =/= sex with randomizer

>>215818052
We have a wide variety of appearances. So does mexico but people dont know

>>215817978
She was still hot until Harry Potter and the fire goblet.

>>215818093
The first one was good, they used to show it on TV alot whenI was a kid

>>215817989
>open google maps
>go to hometown(i still live here)
>streetview captures are from different years
>2008: nice, sovlful, mid-sized city
>2025: sovless shithole
funny how that happens

I must not look as bad as I think I do because women go out of their way to talk to me and get my attention sometimes

>>215818078
So you’re like a 5 year old autistic child even though you’re in your late twenties

>>215818064
actually yeah E seems right. and having 2 sets of the same symbol is retarded I take it back they wouldn't do that >>215818097

>>215818176
>I must not look as bad as I think
it do be like that

>>215818207
Yea I'm a hard boiled stone cold incel

they done cooked the brazilian and then put him in the fridge

my gf just caught looking at horny pics of bb trickz.
wat nou??

https://www.sapa-project.org/
this was the test I was taking

>>215818176
You don't know how depressed posts like this make me

>>215818286
hovered on this and my pc went black

>>215818286
did you get the results you wanted

>>215818129
Bro... she was 14 in that movie. Literally.
>german flag
makes sense.

>>215818208
if B is correct, then it implies that if you rotate cube X to the left one time, and then top to bottom one time, to get the 0-0 barbell on it's side, you would see something else though right

>>215818244
Why try to use cool terms when you know you’re lame?

Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a (ayy) runnin' me

Talk yo' sh-, bite your lip (yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that (ah) (while you ride that)
You really ain't never gotta (mwah) him for a thing
He already made his mind up 'fore he came

Now get your boots and your coat for this wet and gushy
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet and gushy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet and gushy (mwah, mwah, mwah)
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet and gushy (yeah)

>>215818396
it's called cope and we all need it

>>215818404
is that a Taylor Swift song?

>>215818165
I feel ya. The small canal I used to visit as a kid was covered up, and it's now a sovlless road. I had so many memories playing there, and now that place doesn't exist.

DEFAULT ON DELIVERY: “Worse than a "shortage" reports are now coming out that silver dealers in India, who sell via AMAZON, are DEFAULTING on delivery; advertising for sale, taking the order, ACCEPTING PAYMENT and failing to deliver”

“Silver: The Shortage Story Splits in Two
>Physical silver shortage hits London, and it’s getting serious.
>Lease rates in London have exploded to 39%, a full-blown panic signal.
>If banks can’t find the metal, they’ll be forced to buy back futures or deliver actual silver - both actions that could ignite a violent price surge.”

shiiiet is it finally happening

>>215817401
Reagans amnesty ruined it

One time in college I hooked up with this really ugly japanese girl she had IBS and maybe weighed 90lbs and my dick didn't fit at all so we just made out.

>>215817978
She got Weinstein'd and liked it

>>215818518
why didnt she saki saki?

>>215818396
It's just how it looks like to other people

>>215818494
Oh no, I own stocks on silver mining companies.

I truly do not understand why people think ChatGPT or AI will take over simple jobs.

Out of curiosity, I have been using it to generate professional looking slideshows and it literally cannot. Not just the formatting, but despite all of the detail I have provided, it just generates terrible presentations.

6 7

>>215818396
Stop bullying him. Now.

All I’ve got is eggs and frozen fries. Is this enough for lunch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVGnoAJYI5k

If you don't fuck with this I don't fuck with you

>>215818614
It's almost 6 dude

>>215818582
It's already taken over some drive thrus here in commiefornia, and it sucks at it

>>215818594
5 6

>>215818624
>le epic time zone banter
Fuck you least coast nigger

>>215818579
What are the tickers? Is there a GLD for silver?

>>215818614
yeah, I used to make that as a kid

incest coast seething

Lil Wayne aka lil tunechi

>>215818579
price is up bigly, if an actual squeeze happens...well dang. how much are you up on them?

>>215818655
What a coincidence! Who would've thought!!

>>215818582
it's already taken over simple jobs because even though it's not perfect, all it requires is one competent person using it to do the work of 10 interns or entry-level people in some fields(coding, journo, etc.)
unless you meant something else by taking over simple jobs

>>215818672
that is far from an insult. incest is based as hell

ate nothing but slop today and most of it didn't really taste good

>>215818653
SLV and SIL

>>215818684
weezy f baby and the f is for fenomenal

AI should take the presidential job.

>>215818077
I am going to Zion national park next week.

wtf, I missed Gabagool Day?

>>215818696
That's all I knew how to make as a kid, eggs, fries, sandwiches and tendies. Oh and cheese bread.

>>215818735
Me to your mom

>>215818735
Zutt'd

Zutt

Zutt

>>215818688
Not much, I'm afraid. Only 25% of my portfolio is on metals.

Zutt

Zutt

Because the previous 2 days I didn't eat, today I made 2.2 pounds of ground pork/beef and and 4 eggs and one avocado.

Muslims need to grow up and learn to handle the banter
Muhammed fucked a little girl ffs and we're all just supposed to give him a pass for getting gangbanged? Foh

zutt would be a funny meme if it weren't for jeets running it into the ground instantly

Ohhhhhh no no no no no no lol

N

fuck racism

racism?

yeah I'm think BASED

Hello sar I am from India

Ignore discordjeets

Whiter than you mohammed (pbuh)

>>215818925
t. discord jeet

My mom made blueberry pancakes.

Ignore discord jeets
Enter the Uber jeets

>>215818966
That's very nice, I've never had american style pancakes.

>>215818962
fuck you gonna do about it cumskin timmycel

My name is John jeet Singh from Surrey British Columbia

Why Don't Black Football Players Like to Kick or Punt?

HBCU football teams seldom have black kickers. One even had an injured white Latino girl kicking off for them. How come?

please help me sar im fucking indian

SAAAR SAAAAAAAAAR SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
DO NOT FACKING REDEEEEMM SSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

Time for a cleansing

Post the anti jeet material

>>215818992
Seen that dude on insta somehow. He's funny af but obviously mentally ill

YOU BLOODY NOOOO
BASTERD

jason is obviously mentally ill

Why aren't you guys talking about the super shocking heartbreaking mega controversial extremely interesting world changing Asmongolian of Hassankistan destinynerino from tiktokistan drama?!?!

>>215819045
Are you tahai

>>215819045
hasan is allowed to put his dog in an electric chair and youre a faggot migatard asmongoloid watcher if you think otherwise

>>215819045
Shut the fuck up

my mom watches Asmangold

caring about dogs is reddit

>>215819113
brown

caring about anything is reddit

>asmongold
gay
>hasan
gay
>destiny
gay
>penguinz0
gay

>>215819124
White

>asmongold
based
>hasan
gay
>destiny
gay
>penguinz0
gay

>>215819128
>shoeonhead
not gay, would fuck

>you
gay

>>215819149
she has a great pussy, impressive

>>215819160
nice tits too

well at least prime shoe did

>>215819124
trvke

>>215819171
Yep and a nice ass.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/EoVhGnyG60o
What would you do in this situation?

The radio reminded me we are in a government shutdown. I had completely forgotten because it’s had absolutely no impact on my life. Like the WNBA - you could shut down most the government forever and no one would notice or care.

Goshpedo tier postin with this nigga

drinking coffee

emergency at mi casa
flying to Mexico manana
more of this shit, luckily only to the apartment below
I'm going for one week, then back again 8 days after I get back

>>215819242
We didn't have a government for 5 years until recently lol.

We had 7 elections in 4 years.

It's over.

The bears play tonight

about to poo

British employers will seriously look at a job applicant's criminal record and be like, "this guy was convicted of some totally innocuous shit" and then be like "WELP can't hire someone with a record can we."

>>215819282
>Healing Time
What a great album

Any of you guys ever had sex?

>>215819351
Getting fucked by life counts?

>>215819344
https://youtu.be/9JpZ_2vZYuE

>>215819340
Then they proceed to hire a Pakistani named Muhammad who's married to his cousin.

>marrying your cousin is le bad!
reddit moment

>>215819351
maybe

just poo'd

>>215817260
Play Trails

>>215819374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdg7EYeCiCc

>>215819399
jasonian post

>>215819124
Why do you care what I like you redditor

>>215819351
I wouldn't describe it as sex

>>215819518
watching in the corner?

listen here fat

>>215819371
LOL

>>215819548
Or outside of a window

>>215819124
Going on reddit makes me sad

Muslims got it pretty hard. Jesus said don't worry about it if people hate on you for your beliefs, but Muhammad basically said you aren't a real Muslim if you don't chimp out. They're compelled to be butthurt over petty bullshit

I fee like the bulgarian is too pure for this site

>>215819616
he's a normie

At the mall with gfberg
We got some pretzel bites and went to the arcade

How many times do I have to ignore the creditors before they stop calling

>>215819616
Na he's cool. Spinny was too pure

Am I supposed to believe all those billionaires and politicians hanged out with the child trafficking pedophile only because he was really fucking friendly? Truly an enigma.

>>215819630
Is she asian

>>215819616
why? lol

The work day should be 4 days. Friday should be apart of the weekend

If I added dried cranberries to peanut butter cookies would that make them peanut butter and jelly cookies?

>>215819649
Yes goy, now stop asking questions. Oh, look! Another trans school invasion legislative shooting assassination!

Spinny was an evil whore who hated transfolk and Muslims

Epstein is still alive
I don't think anyone could get in his cell, strangle him to death and then leave in just 1 minute, but it would only take a few seconds to open it and let him walk out

>>215819649
Supposedly he was helping them with their finances but his financial history is very sus and his investing wasn't very profitable, at least what's on the books.

>>215819666
Checked and true

I’ll take a rape dick upside the sneed. I invented cheese, you cunt.

>>215819199
>>215819160
>>215819149
She unironically fucked a bbc

>>215819689
everyone hates those "people"

>>215819726
hello

>>215819757
So? It's not like I'm ever going to meet her.

>>215819757
I’ll only get with a bitch who has fucked a BBC ironically

>>215819776
whats up?

>>215819757
how do you know

I’m literally dripping chinese

>>215819807
not much

>>215819789
Based cuckold

I wish I was in a Madagascar prison eating one bowl of boiled cassava every day

I’m the new leader of the Cinnebar Island Gym. I’m literally stroking my shit bruh.

>>215819815
Josh Moon, sire of the kiwifarms illuminated me to this esoteric lore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=715v_hs2R-o

Cat anon got me in a mood

Smoking weed and listening to black metal.

Why did there have to be an interracial couple at the beginning

>>215819887
The gym you sweep with any pokemon with surf? Yikes!

>>215819927
Nice vibe

>>215819991
That’s fine I don’t mind giving out the badges. God bless you, trainer.

>>215819968
Get over it

My grandma calls liberals libtards, democrats demoncraps, and herself a trumpster

>>215819968
lmao jews, so evil

>>215819968
what a sick and evil world

>>215820043
I'd just call them stupid fucking Americans.

>>215819994
Yeah, too bad the album takes a sharp turn after the intro song.

>>215820043
Put her down

https://bunkr.cr/f/UDhv9sGbcdF1V

Is this sexy

Not clicking that

Anyone watch Ugly Americans?

>>215820134
yeah in the mirror xD

I have given up

>>215819789
Uh based

>>215820132
It's just a file sharing site but it turned into a porn library unfortunately.

>>215819789
catboy kami pilled

Bussy olympics

Posting it again

>>215820159
Coomers ruin everything

>>215820208
doesnt make me feel anything

>>215820208
gay that you have any interest in these pictures

>>215820211
>>215820159
Is your problem with porn the effect on the viewer or the thing itself? Because I don't really see how you could dislike seeing naked women

>>215820043
Does she watch Fox News?

>>215820240
He is gay

I feel like I'm the only adult who uses s size clothes.

>>215820240
Both
Seeing naked women who one isn't intimate with degrades and cheapens actual intimacy
I'm not some caveman who just wants to see tits and ass and doesn't care about the truly meaningful aspect

Everyone will sigh of relieve when my schizo uncles die

>try watching (((porn)))
>all the women have tattoos

>>215819968
did they really think this would change people's minds

>>215820271
I can do both

>>215820284
Do tattooed women remind you of your mom?

>>215820298
Everyone thinks they're immune to propaganda

>>215820276
How many schizo uncles do you have?

just read a great fk post

>>215820334
it's not fk you goddamn moron

>>215820295
>>215820239

impersonating 4channel staff
he should get banned because janny applications were open recently - either he is just spam/flooding "reported" in the open or shouldnt be a janny
thanks
there is also >>215662758
which breaks the rules (of being a janny)

thanks

>>215820332
1 uncle 1 aunt

All Germans on /cum/ are fk

>>215820334
Okay make the new thread the

>>215820320
I mean I can enjoy seeing women naked outside the context of an intimate relationship and the other thing

Josh Allen needs to sit on my face

>>215820317
My mother doesn't have tattoos.

>>215820377
It still cheapens and desensitizes you to real intimacy, because you're indulging in imitation of intimacy

Your mother is worth 5 bucks

>this porn
>that porn
you're a prisoner of two ideas. I choose the other option: NO PORN. Hentai and PornHub are two sides of the same coin.

>>215820360
I believe schizophrenia is partly genetic. If you ever have children, they could also develop this illness.

>>215820402
Only if you be jerking off to it

>>215820414
That's just Jason who thinks hentai isn't porn, he's delusional and/or baiting for engagement

>>215820320
I'm not
If I were born in Germany in 1920, I would have been a nazi
If I were born in Russia in 1920, I would have been a communist
If I were born in Gaza, I'd be a terrorist
Thank God I'm an American, and I'm a freedom-loving patriot!

>>215820235
>>215820218
Fair enough. I don't know what reaction I'm trying to illicit or why I keep posting it, but something tells me I should every time I see it. I don't even know what the image is supposed to be saying.

>lay out argument
>"y-you're baiting!"
I accept your concession.

>>215820393
Maybe she has tattoos you haven't seen yet, like a little Playboy bunny on her butt cheek.

Thread cuck is making the new soon, he's just slurping the final bits of my cum from his wife's pussy

>>215820438
>Thank God I'm an American, and I'm a freedom-loving patriot!
erm the actual line would "but I'm FUCKING american and hate this country we don't even have healthcare and muh billionaires are oppressing all the heckin wholesome brownarinos!!!"

self-hating american spotted get out faggot

>>215820353
Calm down, mousey!

>>215820414
Do you have sex

>>215820439
interesting

>>215820402
How much is it really cheapened if your girlfriend and also you have already had sex with other partners?

NEW
>>215820515

Keep in mind this next thread coming up is a thread cuck edition

what are britain's initials on desuarchive

>>215820557
gb

>>215820578
Thank you

>>215820416
Obviously

Let’s all kiss

>>215820697
only if we can touch cages together~

i look like this

If you could snap your fingers and make it so everyone on earth is White or Asian, it'd be a better world.

So why don't we take action to slowly bring about such a reality?

oh wow is bird o'clock already