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Anonymous United States No.215820310 >>215821753 >>215821840 >>215822106
Bonjour, mon amis, mon name is Monsieur Ken.

I'm a 27 year old American ouiaboo (Francophile for you étrangers). I bake croissants in my kitchen, and spend my days perfecting my confectionary and playing superior French games (Another World, Beyond Good and Evil, Rayman Legends).

I train with my baguette every day, this superior bread can cut clean through hunger because it is baked at over a thousand degrees (Celsius), and is vastly superior to any other baked good on earth. I earned my baking license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak French fluently, both Metropolitan and Quebecois dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their Napoleonic Code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my French visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an artist for Asterix or work at Ubisoft!

I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I kiss my elders four times on the cheek when we meet and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in France!
Anonymous United States No.215821732
Italy > Germany > France

African country
Anonymous United States No.215821753
>>215820310 (OP)
i regularly saw people in france walk around with bigass bags of baguettes, it's not even a meme
Anonymous United States No.215821840
>>215820310 (OP)
Zut alors, Il est littéralement moi
Anonymous France No.215822106 >>215822303 >>215822450 >>215822466
>>215820310 (OP)
I eat pop tarts and drink mountain dew for breakfast, does that make me Americaboo?
Anonymous United States No.215822303
>>215822106
Toi t'es américain depuis le départ mon keum.
Anonymous Australia No.215822365
Yeah that's me
I have 14 La Pléiade volumes on my shelf and I want to buy more
Anonymous United States No.215822450
>>215822106
>Pop tarts
Based
>Mountain dew
Cringe

Roguepillez-moi sur les boissons gazeuses françaises. Je n’ai jamais gouté d’orangina
Anonymous France No.215822466
>>215822106
non juste un bougnoule