Thread 215820515

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>>215820515 (OP)

>>>215820295
>>>215820239
>impersonating 4channel staff
>he should get banned because janny applications were open recently - either he is just spam/flooding "reported" in the open or shouldnt be a janny
>thanks
>there is also >>215662758
>which breaks the rules (of being a janny)
>thanks
>>215820506


see the above or in last thread "he will not stop until the people he impersonates bans him or fires him"
thanks

>>215820515 (OP)
How did my cum from your wife's pussy taste?

all packed, we gone

I like smelling my own farts

>>215820574
erm ur incel virgin

I'm too embarrassed to tell ChatGPT I'm a virgin

Everyone should visit Alaska

>>215820596
never understood the meme of posting an item next to several different locations. seems like the ultimate npc move

>>215820617
wtf that looks like mars

>>215820616
Hey, no need to feel embarrassed — not with me, and more importantly, not with yourself.

Being a virgin is *completely* normal, no matter your age, gender, or background. It doesn't define your worth, your attractiveness, or your maturity. Everyone moves through life at their own pace, and there's no deadline or checklist for experiences like sex. Some people are open about it, some aren’t, and others feel pressure either way — but honestly, there's nothing shameful or strange about where you are.

If you want to talk about it — whether it's about confidence, relationships, curiosity, or anything else — I’m here for that. If not, that’s also totally fine.

You're allowed to be where you are without judgment.

>>215820617
I lived up there for 2 summers processing sockeye out of Saginaw Bay. Happiest time of my life

>>215820616
dont tell anything personal, they keep all the data and will use it against you

look for videos on sharty for the next week, if you didn't see them last time you missed some crazy shit
>>215820622
you will see, and funny if you don't know already

Shan't play that Harry Potter game

>>215820627
Make sure you forget noticing that, buddy

>>215820666
It's antiwoke

I only play the Harry Potter games where you get to fuck Hermione

>>215820638
She cant stop winning

>>215820671
Idc it looks lame

>>215820666
nobody cares, devil boy

>>215820638
Based Mommy

>>215820708
Granny*

>>215820638
was this the game the troons were tryna boycott?

Trans women are women.

>>215820711
Whatever
General maternal theme

>>215820725
Yes, obviously they failed miserably
>>215820708
dabbing on the looneytroons eerday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNrg-j2QLJY
Milwaukee Off-Duty Cop Opens Fire After Being Pistol Whipped at Crash Scene

>>215820741
Then why do you preface their appellation with the word "trans"

Welcome to the jungle, if you got no money honey we got what you need huunh

>>215820801
>if you got no money honey we got what you need
very sus axl

Happy Thanksgiving!

>>215820788
Isn't that Chris chan?

>>215820796
It’s just a descriptor. White women are women. Ugly women are women. Spider mans are men.

>>215820832
no
but he does have the CC phenotype

Trannies be like: we are transitionalbisexualipansexuaultratrangeneticsexuallitinos... you know, just like any other naturally born woman...please call me a woman!! *Kills himself*

anybody want to see my butt

Sometimes I prank call random Tim Hortons and tell them they smell like shit and to go back to India.

>>215820793
I cut out the prozac. Am i gonna make it?

>>215820870
ebin prank friend

>>215820874
Based
>Am i gonna make it?
yes!

>>215820902
wow true!

you guys ever look at the racial map of your city
the black dominated areas are always shitholes and the asian dominated areas are always universities, hospitals, and tech firms
wonder why that is

>>215820926
just learning about this for the first time

>>215820926
wow really? that's nuts I didn't know that. but we don't have black areas or asian areas, it's just Whites everywhere...

>>215820926
makes sense

>>215820926
My city has 7800 people, I don't think there's any segregation because there's like 25 blacks and 30 Asians

The fuel shortage in Bamako is becoming dire.

I’m chinese and I live in the demolition derby district of your city!

My vision is augmented

>>215820961
25 too many

>>215820926
interesting, maybe we can get The Science to look into it

>>215820926
The Hispanic areas are invariable shitholes too

In bed reading a book and going to sleep(7:30pm)

>>215821041
ok gramps

>>215821037
ok cumskin

>>215820999
No shit, 15 are probably criminals

>>215820979
I don't know what this means but it sounds funny!

>>215821049
Well they are. Shitting on nigs doesn't make you any less subhuman, Juan

>>215821066
we're replacing you

https://streamervsdoggos.pages.dev/
spine-tingling genre-defying gem

>>215821078
Actually, youre being actively deported.

>>215820549
the previous was made by a scat fetishist porn addict freak

>"I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WISH, I SWEAR!"
This is me and Cocaine.
Ain't that LIFE-DESTROYING like the rumous say though. Sometimes (oftentimes) it helps...
Thoughts? I am gonna be dead before 40-50, aren't I?

This summer might be your last.

>>215821124
have you considered not buying coke?

>>215820638
Should I get this?

Doesn't cocaine have fentanyl in it now?

>>215821104
Hispanics are more based than you.

jason mentioned 7 times
https://youtu.be/XQdqHu-hQFY

I like it and I want it and I just don't need to stop it
See, me and all the rich got mobile homes, homes
Me and all the rich got mobile phones, bones

>>215821135
BASED SLEIGH BELLS POSTER I LOVE YOU

>>215821124
I mean I'm sure heroin helps if you NEED to be up and hyperfocused on something for the next three days. But the question is, do you really need that and what are the consequences
>you're also funding latinigger lifestyles which I'd rather literally burn my money before doing

>>215821162
No Hispanic anywhere is based

>>215820793
that reminds me, should I get Burger King or the chicken spot next to 7/11 tonight?

>>215821124
I used to do a lot of coke and speed but got out of control, I fucked up a good relationship, but thats on me, I dont blame the drug.

I'm raking in that shit nigga

I just have to drink a double expresso shot a day to not have a headache. I'm not addicted!

>>215821214
Life is genuinely not worth living without coffee.

>>215820926
It's because of institutional racism you bigot

How do burgers feel about the $20 billion bailout to Argentina and the whole soy situation?

>Hey ese you ever noticed how bad blacks are?
>Oh man, do those blacks commit crime, huh? Dios mio
>Orale Holmes, black neighborhoods are shitty, aren't they?

I'm a redneck

>>215821242
idk

>>215821242
We will probably get a fair/good return on it. Better than Ukraine

>>215821251
All I see is a toothpick

>>215821244
in my city the hispanics live in the cheap suburbs way out of town
also shitholes, but not the same type of shithole as black neighborhoods

Americans collectively continue to suck the long dick of Isra-hell.

more like poo jays lmao

>>215821298
So true

>try to fart
>shit a little in my butt
I should visit walmart

>>215821244
I look like that and say that.

say something about this baby crow

What are your thoughts on individuals that make fart noises with their vehicles (with the intention of showing off)?

>>215821281
>cheap suburbs
Stfu Carlos all Mexican neighborhoods look the same

Mexicans actually have redeemable qualities like women, food, and relatively low divorce rates
Unlike blacks who's redeemable qualities is basically just song and dance

is 6 chicken thighs too much for one meal

>>215821311
looks a little like picrel

Jamal malding

>>215821343
Brown hands holy shit.

YWNBAW Paco

>>215821312
Subhuman

mexicans are better than blacks but that's not saying anything, everyone is better than blacks.

but

mexicans still belong in mexico and not in the US

>>215821344
That's a fairly small amount of chicken thighs for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>215821343
Mexican women are ugly
Mexican food is shit
Browns being married is not a value

>>215821312
you can't tell for sure that all of them are doing it to show off. a good many just like the hearing noise and feedback from their car. that said if they're going full throttle at 2 AM through a suburb you can know with 100% certainty that they are assholes.

>>215821311
His species probably has a higher IQ than me.

>Mexican women are ugly
>Mexican food is shit
>Browns being married is not a value

>>215821403
>like the hearing noise
*like hearing noise

>>215821385
this is true and summarizes my thoughts exactly

Here in Canada we have a major grocery chain called SuperStore but I always called it StupidStore as a joke.

>>215821388
i thought so

Not finding latinas attractive is an indicator of low T

>>215821312
Chimpanzees. They deserve the death penalty.

>>215821417
He's not wrong tho

>>215821437
autism coded

This is an ugly people general, if you're not ugly you need to fuck right off

>>215821312
They're npcs

>>215821344
No
>>215821388
Yeah unless there are side dishes

>>215821312
>>215821444
A few days ago I was passed on the street by an electric SUV that was way louder than the average gas powered car.

>>215821453
why aren't you playing ff tactics right now

>>215821446
He's wrong on all fronts

>>215821468
Too much effort, I tried sotn and it got bricked immediately because of some saving problem

>filtered by sotn
lol

I can live off meat, vegetables and rice every day for my entire life

>>215821485
What's with the zutt meme?

>>215821514
Half the planet does this, you're not special

>>215821514
slave

>>215821516
Indians and Pakistanis shitflinging

>>215821522
>>215821526
Why does my low standards for happiness upset you?

>>215821514
>I can live off (everything a healthy body needs) forever

>>215821505
very unfortunate

>>215821242
not at all what I voted for.

meow meow

Making potato soup

is bird o'clock already wow

>>215821536
Day 16 of this donald duck shutdown and he hasn't paid me yet. I'm not going to work for free, you know? I deserve getting paid for being an unproductive civil servant thank you, fuck you and fuck him!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>215821565
You're brapzilian

Can't decide if I want this retarded curry shit fight to be over because /int/ is slightly more unusable than usual, or if I want them to keep going until the Great Konbini Wars begin irl

>>215821514
bro said i can live off food

>>215821571
I'm not paying 100k to donald duck or whomever, as an Indian in the United States, I DEMAND that I be give an h1b visa and a white girl, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>215821588
How's the quest for finding a Germanic girl going

that nigga got roasted

>>215821542
>>215821586
T. Burger slop eaters

I'm the only ginger in /cum/

Why did Lum'sBra stop posting on a trip

>>215821616
Can you think of any fun anagrams with the word ginger?

What's "brown" backwards

>>215821594
It's going to naught. I've told you, I've given up on it. I recognize I'm not what they want. They desire a six-foot-tall, strong man with sharp, white German features, and I'm swarthy-white and five foot eight thank you

>>215821654
So are you going to be a incel for life?

>>215821637
I can't think of any

>>215821676
Nigger. That's the anagram.

>>215821685
Not funny

>>215821661
What if I flip the question back to you? Do you have a hot white german american girl?

fuck racism

>>215821698
>>215821721
>>215821725
This is what makes the nigger word funny and worthwhile

I'm not even human

need a nerdy american gf

bored!

fuck the police comin straight form the underground
they hate a nigga cause he's brown

i'm seeing double! doublezilian!

>>215821723
After I looksmax I will

>>215821734
>>215821735
Wtf how is there two of you
Are you doing osmosis

>>215821723
Your Czech friend posts in the Israeli general. You should say hi to him!
>>215820894

>>215821749
i rarely post here

>>215821758
Are you the trans guy?

Sourdough, barley or wheat?

>>215821765
*girl

>>215821775
LOOOOOOOL

>>215821775
god I hate monkeys

>>215821648
nwoЯd

>>215821766
Mix it! It's the most common type of bread in Germany.

>>215821787
Why?

I want American friends!

>>215821798
ugly and dangerous

im bored. i should watch porn desu

>>215821808
You are American, you cringy larper

>>215821798
I hate Brazilians, they're ruining the United States

Favorite cocktail?

>>215821765
fuck no lol

Me and my friends would have beaten ET to death with hammers I'll tell you that.

>>215821808
I want Legend of the river king 2 to get an english trnaslation

>>215821835
Good

>>215821832
brazilian caipirinha

i be shaking and moving

>>215821858
do we export this to the rest of the world, this shit is more popular outside of here than inside Brazil, just like bossa nova

For me it's the classic mojito

>>215821832
woo woo

want to get drunk but I have to toil early on the morrow

>>215821859
>>215821872
they're multiplying

>>215821832
poo poo

>>215821884
>>215821893
XD

>>215821832
doo doo

>>215821901
was that necessary

>>215821887
Based!
I surrender to Rome.

>>215821872
Why are there Brazilians in Wisconsin? I thought you guys hated cold weather? So what's up?

>>215821735
Stay away from our women

>>215821901
I admit it wasn't the deepest post

my bitch ass needs to die

>>215821923
saaaar h1b visa saaaar and white american girl saaaaar i am not paying 100 thousand to donald trump saaaaar thank you

getting old is having a steam friends list filled with Last Online 9 years ago and Online/Away but never playing anything

>>215821922
we just go wherever there's brazilians in finland too lol

>>215821902
30 is young fuck you

>>215821956
None of my steam friends are actually my friends and only like 2 or 3 I even know who they are

I Kept You Waiting... (For Absolutely Nothing)

>>215821956
No steam friends
No real life friends

>>215821984
sybau unc

>>215821999
You should add the Brazilian incel on steam.

Ate an ungodly amount of turkey, mashed taters, sweet potatoes, squash, cabbage, gravy, stuffing, peas, and bread.

Kids in Africa will never know the kind of suffering I have to endure now, I'm sleepy and bloated all at the same time. Pray for me niggas.

>>215821999
me neither
anyway...

OOOOOWEEEYOU I LOOK JSUT LIKE BUDDY HOLLY
OH OH ANND YOU'RE MARY TYLER MOORE
I dont care what they say about us anyway
I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT

>>215822014
kek

The first thing I look at somebody's face is whether they have negative canthal tilt

No offense but sometimes I think you guys are a bunch of goofballs

>>215822014
I hate gravy. I prefer meat and mashed potatoes without sauce.

>>215822060
You wouldn't make a very good Canadian, we love our gravy. We put it on everything.

isn't there a /cum/ steam group

>>215822051
You are an autist and can't even look someone in the eyes.

>>215822077
yes, but we never do anything anymore

Turns out talking is very important and if you can't do it you're cooked

FK is Venezuelan

>>215822072
That's a very British thing.

I require extravagant movies for my rental needs

I'm working for the next 6 days straight.

I think 4chinz is dire nowadays yet I keep coming despite having better things to do. I wonder why.

>>215822153
this place has a hold on you

Be male and short? It's over. Be male and ugly? It's over. Be male and poor? It's over. Be male and introverted? It's over. Be male and have a weird voice? It's over.
Be male and bad at sex? It's over. Be male and submissive? It's over. Be male and boring? It's over. Be male and bald? It's over. Be male and a virgin? It's over. Be male and fat? It's over.

Be female and short? OMG so cute and smol. Be female and ugly? Ugly wives are the best! Be female and poor? That's ok men are the breadwinners. Be female and introverted? HOLY BASED. Be female and have a weird voice? She sounds unique and quirky. Be female and bad at sex? Ok that's normal. Be female and submissive? Holy BASED. Be female and assertive? HOLY MOMMY. Be female and boring. Typical! Be female and bald. Well... Be female and virgin? HOLY BASED. Be female and turboslut? HOLY SEX. Be female and fat? HOLY BBW

>>215822153
Do you post on other image boards?

>>215822165
The decks stacked against you, soldier. What are you gonna do about it? Become your best self or whine online?

>>215822153
same I picked up counter strike source surfing to pass the time

i'm a woman and life isn't as easy as you guys think it is

*taps j-pop playlist on youtube*

4chizzle

>>215822192
>i'm a woman
No, you are not.

>>215822189
Historically, the second option seems to indicate the future

>>215822129
What kind of thing do you have in mind so I can give good recommendations?

For me it's SMOKIN' Joe Frazier

>>215822192
>i'm a woman
Yes, you are (and you are valid)

If you were naked and your asshole and penis were exposed, but you only had one arm, which one would you cover to avoid shame

>>215822192
Be my gf then if it's so hard

>>215822165
The first step is recognizing the truth. (You) are not disturbed by the truth, but by your view of it.

>>215822237
https://youtu.be/dJhL3VOOatA?si=RpI7E1Y8EKXq-EY1

>>215822112
Canada is very British in its origins.

>>215822257
I'd use my one arm to beat off in public

>>215820515 (OP)
loud fucks are subhuman, its hip to be square o algo.

>>215822294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE3ISzalVuo
this one is my very favorite

Thank you to all the truckers who keep America Moving!

Canada is Scottish in origin

I remember one time I checked out r/femcels. It was about what you would expect, more or less a mirror of incel forums except they said moids instead of foids and stuff like that. But the really amusing thing is that new users were blocked entirely unless they proved they were female somehow. And the admin had a pinned message that said men can't join because they keep asking for dates and trying to hook up with female posters.

Anyways the whole thing is gone now.

may have just ripped the worst smelling fart of my life

good GOD

>>215822192
bitches be like
>my life so hard
then go suck dick and have a $200 dinner on a guy's dime

>>215822294
Upper Canada was settled by loyalists that fled North after the revolution

>>215822360
They got rid off all the incel/femcel subreddits a fews years ago.

>>215822381
do you wish you could suck a dick and have free dinner?

>>215822319
chinamen make good railroads it seems, good rifles too

>>215822396
Not him, but yes, he does.

>>215822381
theres more to life than sex

>>215822184
Yes but they are also dead or too schizophrenic to a certain degree.

Like 10 minutes after talking the phone out of the charger is already like 5 percent gone, need a new battery

I suck my girlfriend's dick and then I pay for dinner

oh man these memes are never gonna stop

>>215820382

When I was born Anglo Saxon I won the lottery

>>215822396
Would be fine with sucking a vagina for a free dinner

>>215822405
absolutely meaningless statement from sex-havers

I want to like my siblings. But I can’t. They just get on my nerves when I have to be around them at family gatherings. We have diametrically opposed worldviews and I’m at the point where I just don’t want to be near them anymore.

>our big november election is for one stupid proposition Poosome is using to "stick it" to texans

christ I hate American politics so much

>>215822417
garbage post

>>215822360
>Anyways the whole thing is gone now
Reddit got rid of every single page that was even mildly controversial or politically incorrect. Wild how they used to be the biggest supporters of free speech online at one point.

>>215822469
they're saying this is a man who grew tits after drinking too much beer

mfs will have a gallon of water in their hand and tell someone dying of dehydration that water isn't that important

>>215822454
i hope you're not talking about political crap, because politics is fake and gay and you shouldn't let it tear your family apart. that's an old jewish trick for ruining families.

>>215822469
One thing I love about Asian girls is they drink like one big beer and are all tipsy & red in the face. They think you are Superman for drinking 3 beers without falling over, it's cute.

>>215822456
Black political type women absolutely LOVE his antics btw

>>215822498
Nah not politics, more like religion. And it’s not arguing. I just don’t engage them anymore but they still do stuff that is offensive to my beliefs around me, and I just don’t want to be around it anymore.

>>215822486
>>215822486

>>215822508
Are you born again and they make fun of you for it or something

>>215822523
>not even at 300 posts
Thirsty ahh mexi-nigga

>>215822440
>sex (busting a nut)
>drugs (being high)
>social acceptance (validation)
are not peak experiences, you're an npc if you disagree.

>>215822559
ahem
>absolutely meaningless statement from sex-havers

im being serious

Saffa the English Terrier is back

>>215822610
Americans never seem to fully grasp how much of the main character you truly are.

>>215822632
Cuz we essentially ignore everyone else

I have a picture of a lady with her shirt off

NEW
>>215822579

>>215822654
Yeah that's part of it, I still see lefty Americans acting like the Nordics, and even sometimes Canada, are doing better than the American Capitalist dystopia. Imagine how out of the loop you have to be to still think Sweden is doing great...

>>215822669
Post 'em