Thread 215821012

both sides of Cypriots couldn't behave, so the UN has given control of the island to you instead, making you Emperor of Cypress.
What would you do with it?

>>215821012 (OP)
Kick out all Turksmells to Turkiye
Kick out all Greeks to Grease
Cyprus now belongs to America, and we will populate it with Jews

Genocide greeks, they have too many islands for themselves already

>>215821012 (OP)
Increase sentencing for violent crime, and put all violent criminals into a labour program. Use this new slave labour program to boost the economy. Take a cut expected of an "Emperor" but only keep enough for a good standard of living, putting the rest back into the tax pool. Bolster the nation's education system, infrastructure, national healthcare system (keeping it at least two tier, but being sure that the ill and injured are never punished)... and watching my back by being absolutely ruthless when it comes to political perfidy - but only executing when it's obvious to everyone that understanding cannot be reached and rehabilitation is not possible.

>>215821012 (OP)
Kill all the muslims

>>215821126
my wife...

>>215821012 (OP)
Make myself a King and create a parliament. I have absolute control over the military and police but otherwise, the day to day governance is given to the Prime Minister. The PM position is not elected by appointed by me at the advise of the parliament to be held by a Turk or Greek every 5 years and they rotate. Freedom to practice religion is granted but no side may convert each other. Exceptions may be made for marriage purposes. Atheism, communism and pagan religions are banned. Only the Islam, Christianity and Judaism is allowed on the island. Homos get the rope too. Lesbians become my palace slaves. Ugly lesbos get the rope. Pedos get sent back to the USA. The military is made totally from orphans brought up in creches and thought absolute loyalty to me. In return, they are their own Warrior class and pilot giant mechs.

>>215821012 (OP)
annex it into israel but as a special economic zone and not a full territory of israel to keep it's current meta (tax/regulation haven) and even double down on it since without the threat of another war its a safer investment.

expel any UN elements that gave me control over it and dont allow any UN to ever enter the island. expel the british soldiers that have a base there (first x3 the rent and see if they'll pay if so let em stay).

turn it into dubai of the med

>>215821591
>The military is made totally from orphans brought up in creches and thought absolute loyalty to me

is /int/ getting raided by pajeet discord or something?

kick out all the greeks and turks and replace them with Iranians

>>215821710
No. We let in brown pipo en masse so we have to play by their rules now

>>215821591
>The military is made totally from orphans brought up in creches and thought absolute loyalty to me
This has never, ever worked in history.
>>215821730
>>215821477
Go back

>>215821012 (OP)
Make the Southern Greek half a capitalistic dystopia. No workers rights. Slavery is legal, you can sell your labor for a defined period of time by contract. You have no rights period. Housing policies do not exist. Everything costs money. You have to pay for a firefighter to show up to a fire. Every road is a toll road. Healthcare is only for the top 1% of earners. 90% of wealth earned goes to rent since housing is destroyed by private real estate armies. Everyone is given a handgun at birth which is the one thing you have a right to and cannot sell. You also can't get rid of it you must always keep your gun on you and can never take it off for any reason.

The Northern Turkish half a communist shithole. Everyone is assigned a job. No one is allowed to own property. You exist to work for the state which manages all the property you own. Free speech does not exist, you can only speak aloud certain phrases which have been previously greenlit. "Free speech" here actually is a terrible thing and it means you are speaking without consulting the Guideline to Approve Phrases (GAP.) Unless you're a member of the party (must be approved by 100% of existing members to join) then you have no rights to anything. Children are removed from parents at birth so the familial unit may die. Children are encouraged to rat on anyone they know and are the loyal eyes and ears of the state. Children only receive food if they catch people going against the states wishes. More than half of children die of hunger every year.

I want each half to suffer similarly under different systems for a long time and teach each other that the other side is evil while they both live awful lives in fearful paranoia until they've built up their military capacity and hatred for each other to such a point an all-out conflict is unavoidable and they commit horrible cruel campaigns of genocide by famine and mass execution upon each other. The war will be televised and available to watch for $10/mo

Annex it
Expel the British and the UN
Maintain status quo cause I don't care

>>215822000
Making people suffer for no reason, amazing. Youll be gone within a month or two

>>215822026
It's the American way

>>215821591
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>215822026
They will be taught to love it.

>>215822132
And proud.

>>215821012 (OP)
Business as usual but now everybody has to pay me a fuckload of taxes

>kill all old and handicapped people in the south.
>castrate all greek men and make them slaves
>build giant brothels throughout the island and force greek women to serve cypriot and mainland turks in them .
>castrated greek men will also watch their former wives and girlfriends get fucked by turkish guests with a dildo in their assholes

>>215822274
3kink5me

>>215821012 (OP)
Give it all to the British. Ignore flag

>>215821591
>>215821664
bro want another janissary praetorian guards but this time for the whole military