Thread 215821644

He earnt it

>>215821644 (OP)
Mo took that zuttening for our sins

>>215821644 (OP)
Compared to Jesus I am a sinner.
Compared to Mohammed I am a saint.

>Jesus died for our sins
>Slurphammad prolapsed for uh....

I don't listen to shitty Christan propaganda

>>215821644 (OP)
>quoting YOUR OWN spiritual book to confirm how cool your prophet was
Amazing level of discourse from abrahamics. Real high iq shit. Your ancestors were raped by spaniards too.
Go on, call me a musllm now.

>>215821792
>momo being an 80 iq rapist charlatan is christian propaganda or something

>>215821792
>Muhammad getting gangbanged by ZVTT in Islam's own holy texts is Christian propaganda o algo

>>215821644 (OP)
Both of they were brown, stop stealing our culture white boys.

ZUTOUT!

>>215821792
>Christian propaganda

>>215821644 (OP)
Body slammed the ZUTT SLUT PROPHET

>>215821792
it’s Judeo-vide and conquer akshually

>>215822259
It's 100% latino
Remember to banter about them next time

>>215822282
How did you know?

>>215821805
>abrahamics
SAAR
>>215821595

>>215821644 (OP)
Muhammad is actually a real person though while Jesus is a vague fictional character with zero historical evidence besides
>oh yeah, there was some guy in Judea who did some stuff around that time maybe I guess

>>215822411
Jesus did exist though the stuff about him was made up

>>215822411
>t. mythicist retard

>>215822430
Nope. It's all true.

>>215822411
Literally the other way around. Did you get mixed up?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wy_iD6Lf6MY

>>215821792
I don't listen to brown people

>>215822605
You are brown too Pablo

>>215822544
Im sure it is. Jesus was also gonna return within the first believers lifetime, he just mixed up the date by over 2000 years. Happens

>>215822582
Muhammad was a war lord and political figure

There is zero evidence of Jesus from the time he was claimed to be alive, only later references

>>215821792
holy shit is that heisenberg

>>215822646
Other way around.
Jesus mythicism is considered flatearth-tier retardation by historians.
Was it that Zeitgeist film that brainwashed you? I'm guessing you're a gullible redditor.

J.D. Crossan: Stated, "That he was crucified is as sure as anything historical can ever be". He also said there is "not the slightest doubt about the fact of Jesus' crucifixion under Pontius Pilate".
Bart Ehrman: Wrote that "the most certain element of the tradition about Jesus is that he was crucified on the orders of the Roman prefect of Judea, Pontius Pilate". He has also stated, "one of the most certain facts of history is that Jesus was crucified on orders of the Roman prefect of Judea, Pontius Pilate".
Marcus Borg: Wrote that "Jesus really existed, and he really was crucified, just as Julius Caesar really existed and was assassinated".
Gerd Ludemann: An atheist historian, stated, "Jesus death as a consequence of crucifixion is indisputable".

>>215822763
those historians are on payroll or literal christcucks themselves. The claim that christcucks parrot “most historians believe Jesus existed" actually comes from Bart Ehrman, who only said that most biblical scholars think so. He never said that secular historians believe it.
old mo has much more historical evidence for existing than yeshua(not a high bar) "who came to me in a vision" ben panthera. There is no reliable historical evidence that Jesus existed. None of the hundreds of contemporary writers from the region make any mention of him. No fragments of the gospels can be dated earlier than around 140–100 CE, and there are no references to any gospel narratives until the second century. Tacitus and Josephus that you love so much were reporting what people believed at the time lol

>>215822605
We just acchieved equal terms then lol.

>>215821851
Actually levantines can be white, pedro.

>>215823671
zainichi italian colonizer sir

Does america dismantling iraq in the most spectacular show of military might ever seen count as christians vs muslim
Because that was incredibly imprssive

>>215823767
America is the most powerful country in the world, it could dismantle any country except maybe China or India. Nothing to do with christianity, we just have infinite amounts of jew money and resources.

>>215823780
Way to out yourself SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>215823671
>Bashar Al-Assad is the whitest man in Syria
Yikes

>>215823795
>You can fight off 1 billion frothing jeets or chinks with 1 million troops
Retard

>>215823302
>those historians are on payroll
Wrong.
>or literal christcucks themselves.
Wrong. Heathencucks like yourself ARE cucks though, statistically speaking.
>Bart Ehrman, who only said that most biblical scholars think so. He never said that secular historians believe it.
Wrong. "Biblical scholars" and "secular historians" aren't opposites, you ignorant dipshit.
>ben panthera
KEK, you're literally parroting Talmudic myths now.
>There is no reliable historical evidence that Jesus existed.
Wrong.
>None of the hundreds of contemporary writers from the region make any mention of him.
Wrong.
>No fragments of the gospels can be dated earlier than around 140–100 CE
Wrong.
>there are no references to any gospel narratives until the second century.
Wrong.
>Tacitus and Josephus that you love so much were reporting what people believed at the time
Wrong.

It's clear that you are a stupid and gullible brainwashed redditurd.

>>215822605
Mohammed was literally white though. He was a pale ginger.

>>215823302
Yeah Bart Ehrman in particular is very unreliable, he sounds like he makes shit up at he goes because he doesnt believe in what he says

>>215824015
Because he's an atheist cuck?
At least he admits the basics. He just doesn't want to follow the evidence to where it leads, probably for hedonistic or ideological reasons, like a lot of atheists.

>>215823302
>arabic / Agapius transcription of Testimonium Flavianum: uh there was some guy with a cult
>Latin transcription of Testimonium Flavianum : HOLY SHIT THERE WAS THIS GUY WHO WAS LIKE TOTALLY DOING MIRACLES AND IT REALLY FREAKIN HAPPENED MAN
christkeks really love thier scholarly rigor. learned good from the jews on fabricating documents

>>215821849
>woman answering the call of nature :/
>Zutt in the Butt :o
what did the prophet (penis be upon him) meant by this?

>>215823302
Tacitus was a christcuck? Is this really your claim?

>>215824259
heathencuck cope is funny

>>215824299
Did you remember to cover your face with cow shit today saar ?

>>215823671
Trvth

>>215824347
dont worry about us we magically know all doctrines retroactively

>>215824404
Iraq is not in the Levant, anon.

Reminder that the New Testament is an anthology of several separate documents.
>accounts from people who were convinced and became Christian don't count because, uh, umm… they just don't, ok???
Talk about begging the question.
Really makes you think. Why are gaytheists so illogical and irrational?

>>215824347
>>215823932
>no rebuttal
christcuck failed at pilpul you inherited from your learned rabbis(teacher!). The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree after all

>>215821644 (OP)
>Let them find in you hardness
Oh Momo found something hard in him all right

>had lots of whores, wealth, and murdered his enemies
Sounds kinda based desu

>>215824702
>posting under an Egyptian flag

>>215823671
This man is brown you brainless worm.

>>215824277
They mention Mohammad answering the call of nature too

>>215823302
Theres early roman graffiti mocking jesus
And Peter did indeed existed and died by Nero

>>215824277
>penis be upon him
KEK

>>215824818
coptic rat that will be killed

>>215824633
>rebuttal
That requires you make an argument first, you stupid heathencuck.
Making a claim isn't an argument.
I know logic is alien to heathencucks, but this is embarrassing for you.

>>215825790
saar i believe youre arab since you put arab name

>>215825790
>Canada

This stopped being funny a long time ago.

>>215821740
Zutt's sutt and butt?

>>215821849
How would wearing a full veil help her pee in private? You’d still see her pussy, you just wouldn’t know who’s pussy it is.

>>215821740
Gem

>>215821805
Islam's book clearly states that Mohammed got ZVTTED

>>215826823
>implying they actually thought it out
You're giving them too much credit

>>215826678
Zutt's Slutt n Butt

>>215821740
Fucking brilliant kek

NVKE TRVTH

>>215821849
>>215825365

>>215829099
Would be better if green was on top and red was on the bottom

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>>215821740
geeeeg

>>215821644 (OP)
BASED. Singlehandedly saving the reputation of mexiflags here.

>>215822624
That was momo's prediction. Of course the false prophet got it wrong.

>>215824015
You're going to rile up the muslims, they LOVE him

>>215823671
Christian Levantines (e.g: Rûm) with non-existent arab admixture are our med cousins.

Wait, that's not a cave...

>>215825365
>squatting
Accurate

>>215825790
>terminally buckbroken by al Salibiyyun
>lives in the West
>larps as a mujahid living in pakijeetnada

>>215822624
Nope. You just can't read properly. Or, more likely, you're just parroting what some other dumb redditor told you.

>>215821805
>there's two stories, here's how are presented the protagonist of each ones
you don't need to be rude because you don't understand the topic man

Why did mudslimes collect this shit so meticulously? No one collected stories about which hand Jesus used to wipe his ass and stuff

>>215830210
The Quran (Muhammad) commands they follow Muhammad's example. When an islamic judge has to make a ruling he must consider:
1) The law (Sharia), which is composed of the Quranic revelation and hadith;
2) The legal precedents (Fiqh).
Muhammad's actions are part of the law.

>>215830315
Are you saying that getting ZVTTED again makes you a pious muslim?

>>215830591
Why do you think they do this 5 times a day?