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Gentle Femdom Edition

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If all the electrons in your body instantly disappeared it would result in the remaining atoms of your body transforming into ions and a massive columb explosion occurring which would be larger than the largest nuclear bomb ever detonated.

Beer?

Where is everyone?

>>215823509
I'm holding them hostage until I'm paid

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

im back

>>215823201
thanks for the heads up

>>215823509
Hey

The Zun rises on mexico

Sgoin on

>>215823549
She looks like Cameron Brink

my flippin head hurts so flicking bad. toil induced headache i get these often

>>215823201
They're doing this to me tomorrow

>>215823939
Not really

Me testes are full of plastic but that's the swag 21st century life style

Remember when you lost your shit and drove the car into the garden? You got out and said I'm sorry to the vines and no one saw it.

>>215823201
Happens whenever I coom

>>215823959
Just go to a hooker for fucks sake

Zutts won.

>>215823992
?

>>215823549
I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

>>215824010
I don't like your jerk-off instructions

about to jerk off

Shan't be clicking reddit links

I'm just can't have a wrong opinion, it's not possible

>>215824021
I don't click youtube shorts, instagram, or xitter links either.

Kawasucky getting real desperate of late

Physically im 25 years old, but spiritually my soul resembles a 40yr old balding skeevy man who runs a porno store

>>215824037
All boomer business models are desperate, they only have a few years left to adapt or die

Do Indians marry their cousins like Pakis

>>215824046
>skeevy
Haven't heard that word in a while

>>215824064
not usually because it limits growing their wealth via dowries

>>215824064
I'm pretty sure most cultures have some form of cousin marriage

>>215824061
Harley is doing about as well as ever though. They had some serious set backs within the last decade due to poor management but that's a brand that can literally sell the same slop for 50 years and never worry about bankruptcy

I want to speak with zutt posters

>>215823730
>>215823730 #
It's also good for when you're giving a list of say, book titles, some of which themselves contain commas: so it doesn't appear to be a run on sentence.
Also, did you see how I used a colon there? That takes true skill.

>>215824064
NO only zainichi muslim indians do that SAAAAARR

>>215824100
There aren't any here.
Take your thirdie memes to outer /int/

>>215824093
Gen X seems to still ride those too as they get older, I guess millennials will have to be the deciding generation

Forgot how Kino DiCaprio and Clare dances Romeo and Juliet was.

>>215824125
I remember having to watch this in English class. Fucking bizarre.

Mikey Madison is an Ashkenazi Jews who was born with Asian eyes for some reason

>>215824140
Mikey Madison is a QUEEN

>>215824136
But when you know the original story and see the wild lisenced they took with this, it's kino of the highest order

>>215824115
Who is this

>>215824144
Don't get me wrong, I like her
That pic of her smiling with her mouth closed is a perfect smug reaction image

does anyone here look like this?

>>215824140
A lot of jews have that or just look wasian, must be some atavistic Khazar trait

>mikey spammer is American
Really makes you think

>>215824169
>>215824144

Emma Watson is still hot.

>>215824144
Offensively jewish visage

cleavage gets me so hard. its better than naked tits

>>215824182
Didn't that dude rape kids or some shit? What was his controversy?

>>215824140
I am an anti semite so I just hate them all slanty eyed or otherwise

>>215824202
high t nigga

>>215824205
Thank you for your candor

>>215824190
Walled

Did Jesus wear a yarmulke

>>215824234
I don't think those were a thing in J-Dog's time

For me it's women moving their sexy bodies and arching their back and stretching and flicking their hair behind them
Need to thrust my penile membrane into one of those things

>>215824115
Nice jiggle

>>215824203
>started a tranny messiah cult
>assaulted people in multiple countries
>went to jail for some of those assaults, gets bailed out then assaults the same people
>burglary and b&e
>still gets to star in that garbage Flash movie
Jewish privilege

This shit is delicious but has too many goyslop ingredients relative to Franks. Im going to stick with Franks

jesus supported israel

>>215824090
iirc Cultures that have unilineal descent (either patrilineal or matrilineal) is what results in clannish societies with cousin marriage and shit.

>>215824250
If you like that, I got a webbum'll knock ya socks off

>>215824258
thats hella spicy

going insane because i haven't had sex in over 6 months award

>>215824202
Thing I miss most about my ex wife is her amazing tits and cleavage

>>215824234
As the another anon alluded to, most of what we think of Judaism is from centuries or even millennia after

>>215824258
That is by far the most mid bland hot sauce, just half a step above McIlhenny which is essentially just vinegar

>>215824270
Oh yeah?

>>215824272
Nah it's not very spicy, which is why I like it. Lots of flavor. I don't get eating nuclear hot shit if all you experience is pain.

Black people is the real Jews

>>215824258
For me it's el yucateco

>>215824290
>post chris reference
>no one bats an eye

I needed female company. So I decided to pay for box

>>215824306
Blacks have been doing this less recently, we wuz injunz now

>>215824297
okay its probably another product of cholula's but that shit was hella spicy

>>215824290
Enjoy my friend

>>215824329
Too big

>>215824325
Lol is that AI

>>215824307
Based Knower
The green one I call Vulcans Blood

Oh I saw stars falling all around your head, red gold and blue
Sherry Fraser, where are you?

>>215824309
I posted a lebowski reference but no one got it

>>215824309
Im the guy you responded to, I laughed out loud for a couple of minutes at that cheisnpost

>>215824343
100% real nigga AI is just Yakubian trickery to deceive the Copper-skinned natives

Had some kidney beans, peas, and mashed potatoes
Going to make vegetarian gravy next

I WANT A HUGE TITTED GF

>>215824412
If you broke just say that

>>215824422
Not broke but frugal

>>215824418
It's truly the way to go

I keep buying rotisserie chicken from Walmart even though I have food and I'm in a budget.

why didn't anyone remind me to move the clothes into the dryer god dammit

>>215824449
Sorry boss, I forgot

>>215824445
That shit is like 8 USD (20 Canadian pesos), you can manage that.

>>215824445
Use it to make a stew. Shred it up and throw it in there with veggies and some stock, spices and whatever else you have. Makes a big pot that's good for a few days worth of meals

>>215824460
No actually they're $5.45 here

Everything is so expensive I don't want to buy anything

>>215824462
I just like eating while chickens, heat em up till they're hot and eat em right off the bine

I love Addy

Aren't maine coons dangerous, they're like the size of mountain lions no?

Jesus told the rich guy to give up all his possessions and follow him, but he couldn't do it.

>>215824491
What a bratty girl, she needs correction

>>215824520
well yeah, why would he

>>215824467
Cannot suffer in America

>>215824520
Easy to say that when you're a beloved cult leader full of zealous followers willing to support you

I’ve got nothing to say

We're in a cultural dark age in the arts but a golden age for porn.
A trade off I'm willing to make

longest lived emperor freaking ever lol

>>215824520
It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven

>>215824569
>golden age for porn.
It's just paywalled Onlyfans garbage now instead of nicely piratable studio stuff

>>215824573
Wut

>>215824574
But a camel can't pass through the eye of a needle. Camels are big and needles are small

>>215824590
There's a million websites with leaks from only fans,and way more quantity of porn from regular average girls than in prior gens

It's crazy to me religion exists at all

>>215824573
Trump on his 42th term

>>215824610
If you prefer amateurs, I agree it's a golden age. Other than that it's just the legacy types dominating the dying traditional industry

>>215824607
That's the point

It's crazy to me brazilians exists at all

my biggest pet peeve in femdom porn (my favorite category) is when they get halfway through and then suddenly the guy turns the tables on her or he breaks free of whatever she was tying him down with and tops her

Like bitch that defeats the whole fucking purpose, if he could take control at any time then she never had it, ruins the fantasy

>>215824258
Mexican hot sauce is the ultimate slop. It just tastes like the third world. Franks is the epitome of mid but yeah I guess it's better. I would recommend lousiana hot sauce if you're going to buy a grocery store hot sauce but it's hard to beat homemade hot sauces. I'd recommend looking up some recipes for different regional sothern USA hot sauces and trying those out because one thing the south does right is BBQ and sauces

>>215824634
This is what I love about christ cucks

>>215824658
But she never had it whether he breaks free or not

>>215824648
The fuck is this

>>215824658
>not watching lesbian porn

I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I really don’t. I think I’m not, maybe, heaven-bound.

>>215824658
I have been into femdom since I was a kid and I have literally never seen that. That being said I mostly avoid any femdom videos with men in it unless it is some kind of handjob or edgeplay video where the guy is mostly out of the shot.

My biggest pet peeve? Giantess larping and fart/scat stuff which has become disgustingly common in the last few years

>>215824689
Never too late to change

Very nice

>>215824695
meow

>>215824658
I don't like when it happens in the middle of a video, but I like it when an amateur couple changes roles every now and then in separate videos.

President Hilary Clinton

Is /cum/ a femdom general?
I have had femdom fantasies since before I even hit puberty I think

>>215824683
I hate yurishit and lesbians tend to be despicable people

>>215824630
Yeah amateur is better
Regular porn is gross. Can't find some nasty bimbo with fake tits arousing
It has to look real for me

>>215824729
>>215824739
KITTIN!

>>215824748
As a kid I felt something inside when female characters in cartoons would mind control men.

>>215824758
Lesbian couples are crazy there always at each other's throats

I think I'd do well in prison, I've got this prison attitude in general life you know what I mean

>>215824618
Crazier that people take it so seriously

>>215824761
>Can't find some nasty bimbo with fake tits arousing
Un-American

>>215824779
Yeah, i bet they'd love you in prison hehe

>>215824725
IT WAS HER TURN

>>215824779
If an OG comes up to you and tries to take your lunch tray what would you do

>>215824779
Congratulations, you could pass as a russian

Anal Rape is my middle name

if any cumbums came to visit they could be enjoying my bananana bread

>>215823929
Hey. How's it goin

>>215824725
I voted for her.

My presence makes women afraid, but ig their discomfort feels good to me

>>215824842
too much semen

>>215824776
And they're usually fucking hideous too, gay men at least care about their appearance unless they have some other mental illness like furryism

My first mistake was buying a FromSoftware game, now im stuck on a boss I can't beat

>>215824846
BQFPWM

>>215824861
I don't that one

>>215824859
I enjoyed it up until they started pulling the typical soulsike tropes with the bosses. Straight up unfun

>anything white on food is semen
i've been hearing this joke since middle school so you have a middle school-level humor

>>215824842
I'd be enjoying more than that banana bread uwu

>>215824231
She put a bit of weight back on and is looking rather nice lately.

The whole lunch table roasted me for eating a mozzarella stick

>>215824879
You liked it until it got hard?

>>215824886
>you have a middle school-level humor
Mein neger, what site do you think this is?

>>215824904
today's paper, thank you

If it was up to me I'd be breezing through without a single thing happening my whole life

>>215824904
You have to be 18+ to post here

ive spent my entire life being completely undesirable to women so thats why i think i like femdom or even female on male rape because to me it represents extreme desire that makes up for how i never am

>>215824913
Fuck off retard

>>215824893
A tasteful bogging only pushes the wall back so long

>>215824917
Its the prison table

>>215824919
I pity Indians

>>215824872
Black queens for posh white men

I am back. Be kind to yourself, forgive yourself, and you will learn that you too are worthy of love.

Good wrestler but her boobs are too big

>>215824913
Based orangeman the peacemaker

>>215824920
Seething tranny

>>215824932
im white buddy, but like jeets i am short

>>215824887
I got a roast chicken

Should I drink Diet Coke or not?

>>215824939
what peacemaker? Day 16 of this shutdown and donald duck still hasn't given me my paycheck, fuck you and fuck him!!!!!!!!!!

What's your favorite kind of cake?

>>215824936
fuck you normalfag

>>215824964
good you don't deserve one cause you're a fucking faggot

>>215824935
... What about a big booty ghetto bitch for a skinny white geek

>>215824975
Essentially this

>>215824936
how many more times will you post those pics?

Firing public servants or just otherwise making their lives miserable is ALWAYS based.

once you go black pussy, you never go back pussy

>>215824974
Let yourself be forgiven. The light that renews all things has not forgotten you.

>>215824966
Coconut or carrot

The Bears won and for once I'm not completely fucking miserable

>>215824996
Until all of you learn to love and forgive yourselves

I wish I was white. I don’t want to be Indian anymore

The carrot or stick approach except either one is going up your ass

>>215824907
No the game is meant to be hard and it's challenging throughout. It's the frame bait boss design soulslikes have become that I just don't find fun. It's just meant to force you to spend hours grinding the same boss until you memorize the tells. I don't find that to be compelling game design

>>215825022
you're not supposed to spam

Learn to sit up dawg

I wish I was Indian. I don’t want to be white anymore

>>215825034
Some people get great satisfaction out of finally getting it
Sometimes you just win because you got lucky and it doesn't even feel like a victory so you're just mad that it even happened

(PBUH)

>>215825026
If you're too many generations deep then you can't even "go back". Just try to be as much of a normie as you can, there's nothing cringier these days than an indian chud

>>215825025
>Do you know Zhenka the Puncher? Vlad from the 3rd block? Or Lyoha Smirnov?

Have you got your PJs on?

>>215825035
Spreading the good word and positivity is never spam.
Mercy doesn’t skip over you — it waits, patiently, for you to believe it.

>>215824966
pound cake or angel food cake but i'm a pie guy

I am a good person i deserve happiness I am good

>>215825058
Clearly it works for some people. I beat DS1 and 2 but I feel like the bosses in 1 "made sense" more often. Maybe it's delusion but it seems like they've had to fall back on that tactic more and more with their recent games

>>215825081
I rarely don't

>>215825081
I sleep nude

>>215825081
I have my coveralls on, which are like PJ's in many ways

>>215825081
Only because I'm visiting my parents otherwise I always sleep naked

>>215825071
>Da da

the reason i'm a pie guy is because of their sturdiness. in the winter I can slip a couple pies in my shirt pockets and have them when i'm shoveling snow or whatever

Grown ass man wearing pyjamas

I know grown men who wear diapers. People are strange

>>215825084
>—
ChatGPT detected

>>215825019
That was a kino game

Needs more cowbell

>>215825084
What's the word?

>>215825132
I was sincerely considering suicide if they lost

>>215825158
He is cometh.

>>215825019
>>215825160
How can your state of mind be so tied up in a sport game

>>215825095
Some things are absolutely insufferable
Such as delayed attacks, roll catches and input reading, enemies lunging at you because they detect that you drank a potion or their 2 hit combo turns into a 3 hit combo because you thought you could safely get a hit in because you just watched them do the 2 hit combo 20 times before

In April 2014, the Canadian-based chain Boston Pizza included the pizza cake as part of its Pizza Game Changers promotion, which featured numerous "outlandish" pizza-related products. The recipe quickly became the promotion's most popular, receiving 15,000 votes by 21 April – more than five times as many as its nearest competitor, the pizza mint. These are the things our Leafs try like hell to avoid discussing.

>>215825168
Wrong answer

How do I go about becoming the next big thing in the music business

>>215825160
lmao SHITcago "fans"

Blue jays got utterly humiliated but that's a good thing

>>215825151
>That will be 150 canadian rupees + tax + carbon ax + tip

Call the judge and get some fudge!

Overalls except it's oversomes and it covers everything except your nipples and ass cheeks

>>215825182
I'd try it I guess but it takes a lot of the fun out of pizza

>>215825194
Think of the worst and ugliest noise you can possibly produce over the course of an hour then show it to some jew record label

tempted to dump all my crypto, kinda thing we're at the top of the cycle

>>215825203
>Canadian rupees
I actually laughed out loud

I might be ugly but at least I'm stupid

watching porn where there's 0 intimacy between the "couple"

whats a zutt

>>215825205
Sounds like what they would wear in that steel mill from the simpsons

>>215825224
Sable a cute. I'd get it as a pet if I could desu

>>215825228
Really?

>>215825236
a forced meme but it isn't gaining traction

I have zero weed and/or booze. Fuck! Fuck! Fuuuuuuuck

>>215825226
Crypto is literally being held down by the CHYNA tariffs (trump did so on purpose as his family frequently abuses his presidency for insider trading), now is the time to be buying my goy

>>215825171
It's kind of fun. Professional sports are pretty souless. Iowa's really good this year too. And I get to drink whether my team wins or loses

It’s kinda hot when Marge has sex with Bart while Homer watches

I have returned
yo

>>215825185
What is the right answer?

>>215825262
redditjeet you are not a reliable source for anything lmaooo

What's the goated coin that's gonna moon?

>>215825281
Is Mahjong 3D? Would saying "3D mahjong" just be remarking how the game is played? If so I need to start saying "4D Mahjong".

>>215825238
Lol

all my niggas play baduk

>>215825262
hmm yeah ok

>BREAKING: GOVERNMENT INSIDER WHALE IS NOW SHORT $340M $BTC

The HyperUnit Bear Whale who shorted $700M of $BTC and $350M of $ETH right before Friday’s market crash (making ~$200M total) just deposited $40M USDC to HL and shorted another $127M $BTC.

He is now short $300M $BTC and has an unrealized PnL of $5M.

6 7

Too many posts talking about porn, must be a bunch of Indians on right now.

>>215825305
I know somethings gonna moon
*pulls down my pants*

Currently jorking my chinenis to twinks porns

>>215825278
Really upset about this post

>>215825383
yeah, orcs always want to try and corrupt everything they come across, even cartoons

>>215825399
But cartoons are the purest and most innocent media?

lol blue jays lost
get fucked canada

Who had Turkey this weekend?

>>215825444
I'd be a millionaire if I get 100 bucks for wanking off

>>215825444
The latter. Damn my virility

Elbows up
Pants down

>>215825443
seattle is physically, culturally, and spiritually closer to me than t*ronto

>>215825477
That's not funny. Stop saying it.

>>215825444
former is easier since im on nofap

reminder

>>215825495
It is funny

>>215825444
I'd take the million. I get plenty of sex anyway

>>215825453
If you wanked every day it would take almost 28 years to get a million

>>215825514
There's no law saying you have to jerk it once day

>>215825510
Ou okay
Post it as many times as you want then :)

>>215825488
Doronno is jeet central now

>>215825443
Seattle’s power and pitching are tough to match. They’re way better than the Yankees. Jays will need to play perfect now to have a chance.

>>215825514
8 years if you're me
>>215825526
:D

I've spent most of my life looking in a mirror. Pro masturbation

there's no moral argument for masturbating

>>215825555
Can't argue with quads
*snaps on my anti-masturbation cage*

This hole was made for me

>>215825555
There isn't one against either. Not everything has to be a deep moral dilema

>>215825555
You're lucky you got quads you bastard

>>215825567
that's a good boy

NEW
>>215825600

>>215825522
When I don't jerk it for a while I can actually cum from penetrative vaginally sex, and sometimes a BJ.

If I jerk off too often I often need to finish myself off on her back or in her mouth.