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Anonymous United States No.215823702 >>215823754 >>215823759 >>215823869 >>215824878
>ancestry gets big update
>"cool, I'll check it out"
>mfw I'm suddenly 15% jewish
Anonymous Malaysia No.215823754
>>215823702 (OP)
I hope it's not Ashkenazi
Anonymous Canada No.215823757 >>215823776 >>215823826 >>215824865 >>215824960
At last... I am finally Polish.
Anonymous United States No.215823759
>>215823702 (OP)
whats your zutt admixture?
Anonymous Canada No.215823776 >>215823854
>>215823757
I think I cut out a part where it said Italian (had to screenshot and combine multiple images)
Anonymous United States No.215823826 >>215823888
>>215823757
Check out Sitting Bull over here
Anonymous Canada No.215823854
>>215823776
Anonymous United States No.215823869
>>215823702 (OP)
DNA acquired.
Anonymous Canada No.215823888
>>215823826
Most original European settler descendants (see my diaspora groups: Acadian, Cajun and Early British Maritimers) have traces of native blood. If you don't have any then your ancestors came here very recently.
Anonymous Australia No.215824712 >>215824742 >>215824768
every time it updates it just makes more more british isles and less the countries directly next to the british isles
but it had me as 1% jeet for years and multiple updates but thats now gone
Anonymous Canada No.215824742
>>215824712
They just throw those sub 5% ethnicities in there to make you feel special. As the tests have been becoming a little more serious they've been doing that less with each update. I had a bunch of meme ethnicities for years like Sardinian and Spanish that are now Dutch and Icelandic.
Anonymous New Zealand No.215824768
>>215824712
Well done on your recovery.
Anonymous United States No.215824781 >>215824789 >>215824821 >>215824881 >>215824910
Imagine paying a private company to take your DNA samples. That’s like walking into a police station and giving them your fingerprints for free
Anonymous Australia No.215824789 >>215824804
>>215824781
the fuck are they going to do with it clone me?
Anonymous United States No.215824804 >>215824814
>>215824789
>what are they going to do with my DNA, track me with it?
Yes, retard.
Anonymous Australia No.215824814
>>215824804
im sure they have an army of lizard people finding my hairs and tracking my movement now they have my dna
Anonymous Canada No.215824821 >>215824934
>>215824781
If anyone in your family did one of these tests, it's already over for you. Even cousins and distant relations, that's exactly how they caught the Golden State killer.
Anonymous United States No.215824865
>>215823757
https://youtu.be/_N2FFqXtqyM?si=kaIVtGy4U_SAIO2j
Anonymous United States No.215824878
>>215823702 (OP)
Bro those things are BS, it says I was fucking Bedouin. They just mix and match shit.
Anonymous Canada No.215824881 >>215825147
>>215824781
>That’s like walking into a police station and giving them your fingerprints for free
I already did that when changing my name. (Not a tranny, parents gave me a retarded name)
Anonymous Australia No.215824910 >>215824934
>>215824781
My grandmother did it, it's over.
Anonymous United States No.215824934 >>215824986
>>215824821
>>215824910
Are you guys planning to become serial killers or what?
Anonymous Ireland No.215824960
>>215823757
>le 0.2%

what is this bullshit
Anonymous Canada No.215824986 >>215825018 >>215825037
>>215824934
Look at my flag nigger, we're like 5 years away max from giving people life sentences for 'hate' memes.
Anonymous Chile No.215825018 >>215825048
>>215824986
Are you going to move out when they make posting on the nono Mongolian basket weaving website too or are you going to become a criminal and post here anyways?
Anonymous Egypt No.215825037 >>215825112
>>215824986
>Pre-emptive sentencing for wrongspeak.
And i thought the Bongs were cooked you guys are microwaved
Anonymous Canada No.215825048
>>215825018
VPN I guess, probably gonna be eventually forced to move out of New Jeetistan anyways.
Anonymous Canada No.215825112
>>215825037
They can also, without a warrant, oversight, or investigation, force ISPs to block you from the internet. They can also use the same proposed powers to hide the block order from you or anyone else trying to see.
Anonymous Brazil No.215825147
>>215824881
Hi Dongus