Thread 215826827

the enlightened one

>>215826831
It’s like a VPN I think

Ofcom eying this thread.

Prove that it's the enlightened one. What enlightenment does it have for us?

my arsehole is ready
lets goooooooo

lamenting what my life could have been

Fish and chips are actually Jewish

>>215826845
Starting toil?

>>215826831
a botnet is a network of computers infected with malware that allows an attacker to use them e.g. as proxies

the gammons are raging now because sir kier starmer pronounced turkey by its proper name Türkiye

Fucking pathetic people

>>215826854
Sounds like a virus

Also do you lads reckon jannies could write down their five years of experience on this site as volunteer work on their CV if they ever had to get a real job, it be a bit like being a summer camp organiser for retarded kids but it's also run by a retard

>>215826869
I just call it the Ottoman Empire still

>>215826884
>and it says here your reference is somebody called 'Rape Ape' is that right?

>>215826841
get an eye of this

you won't believe me but yesterday i saw two downies dressed identically but one was black and one was white

>>215826927
>"The legion of downies" we called them

>>215826927
Was just me and the boyfriend on a night out x

not sure i like this thread anymore
schizos and pedos
i thought we were all just normal lads

At least janny banned me for posting my armpit infection. He's really keeping things tidy on this board

swedelad you've changed

>>215826949
Ofcom won't allow that

You can take the Irishman out of the car bomb building factory but you can't take the car bomb making out of the Irishman

>>215826949
I'm a bit spergy to be fair but there's been noncery on /int/ recently no clue if it's all one guy just going at it for hours like yesterday or if it's some weird coordinated thing where people have decided to start it, was shitting up /cum/ yesterday too

>>215826949
We’re just normal men

Thoughts on this?

just not opening webms anymore sorry lads

>>215827015
dont know what's going on

>A US military official has said he could not rule out that object 3I/Atlas is not extra-terrestrials.
It's actually happening

>>215826827 (OP)
hey that's my post https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215760156#215762386

>>215827037
*nothing happens*

>>215827030
ditto

Aliens/UFOs are conspiracy theories for the low iq cattle

listening to bjork

>>215827022
It's just some yanks or something fighting for a minute

>>215827037
Something happened like this a couple years ago or something and it turned out nothing happened. I of course bloody sis intelligent aliens would contact us already and sort all this shit out and maybe also bag me an alien wife while they're at it

>>215827037
>The comet will be about 1.8 AU (170 million miles) from Earth at its closest approach, posing no threat.
That’s nearly twice the distance between the Earth and the Sun. Clearly an extrasolar comet and nothing more.

it's an asteroid made of poo

Saaaaaaaaar

just realised that ultramarines are like ultra space marines

>>215827015
why did he go in the car and hop back out immediately
doesn't look like he retrieved a weapon

>>215826869
How is that it's proper name? Do we call Germany "Deutschland" now? Do we correct foreigners who don't call our country "England?"

>>215827048
yes I saved the image
I was going to make the new with this subject as the next thread after that one but then the quality of posts took a downturn and the thread wasn't enjoyable so I left instead

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>>215827126
Because Turkey changed their official name to it a while ago so as a sign of respect you can use it but no one is forcing you to. So relax gammon

>>215827126
Finns call it Saska after the Saxons, scandis call it tyskland for some reason, Spaniards call it alemannia after the alemani tribe and we say Germany and the Germans themselves say Deutschland

Only rather sensitive people's behaviour those in other languages to call them something different the Serbs actually did this early last century, we used to call them Servians and they begged us not to and we caved in

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>>215827126
no it's just what erdogan wants
he doesn't like that his country is synonymous with a bird

japanese call britain イギリス which is pronounced igirisu but don't say the u too much so it sounds more like igiris

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sweat from my left palm slowly corroding my laptop, now the metals starting to get worn away not just the coating

got the frasier on

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>215827171
>Turkey changed their official name
Turks are in charge of the English language now are they? When did that happen? Don't know how to type or pronounce their "official" name and have better things to do than learn. As should our PM.

Why and how has Canada proposed a law in their parliament to allow "mature minors" to receive medically assisted suicide if requested?

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>215827226
You’re literally making things up to get annoyed about. so fascinating to watch the gammon thought process

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

it's crazy how hairy they were back then

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>215827239
"we're just gonna kill 'em!"

>>215827197
Mate hover over Turkey on Google maps and see what it says now, they've made people change what their official name is in English. The thirdies tend to do this for some reason they get insecure about what their name is in other languages, quite bizarre and hard to comprehend as a first worlder

Need me knackers crushed under the wheels of a car driven by Emma Watson

Hate when a middle class mong slips in a completely foreign pronounciation into their otherwise toffy English

listening to some leftypol on the radio complaining that cow dung is affecting the climate

>>215827243
I'm not even annoyed. I'm literally indifferent. You're the one repeatedly using racial slurs over me not caring about you trying to get me to change what I call Turkey.

>>215827285
maybe they just don't want to be confused with the animal turkey anymore

>>215827243
>You’re literally making things up
Like what?

>>215827239
have you ever seen the film soylent green? or children of men maybe?

would love to live in america and do american things like go to trader joe's and have a latina girlfriend and go on road trips and tip waiters

>>215827308
bioleninists will bioleninist lad
it's best to just laugh at them for being the freak minority that they are

>>215827314
Nobody's accidentally served up the nation of Turkey for Christmas dinner have they?

>>215827314
same as how hungary don't want to be confused with hungry

>>215827334
trader joes is just aldi

actually it's kyiv

Leftypol going on about decolonizing place names like Ayer’s Rock and then getting mad when you call it Constantinople instead of Istanbul.

KEEV

>>215827348
yeah but it's different innit

>>215827352
for me, its byzantium

rape squad killas

rorke eating his cheerios to this
https://youtu.be/yymF30irk4k

>>215827334
trader joe's isn't what it used to be but the "ode to the classic potato chip" crisps are really good and so are the well done extra browned "dark russet" crisps but idk if they have those anymore

>>215827334
found the tipping a massive pain in the arse when i was there last. you just poured me a beer, why am i being shamed into handing over extra notes for it?

I am a deeply strange and neurotic person

>>215827396
pscrtim

>>215827393
ive never been but that would really fucking piss me off.

>>215827348
it's not
we have aldi here too
they feel quite different

>>215827405
especially when you go to the bar 5 or 6 times. not tipping for every beer, that's mental.

>>215827393
To be fair everything was dirty cheap when I was there and that more than made up for it. That was in the 90s though.

>>215827393
you should only tip $1 per beer

>>215827432
>dirty cheap
Cheers for that autocorrect

>>215827396
Give us some insights into your mind

This is obviously race related...

>>215827460
what would you like to know

>>215827465
interesting choice of photo for an article about a London school

sick to the back teeth of leftypol and his mates running amok

My armpit picture? Deleted swiftly to uphold the dignity of this board. The nonce botnet advertisement? Still up, who cares? The nonce porn, removed after 20 minutes or so, no big deal.
Now is janberg's big test, will he return to action and show ziedy whos the boss ?

think I will go to the other target on sunday actually because there is a trader joe's nearby and I will check to see if they have the brown crisps and also there is a daiso there which I was already thinking about going to so I will pop in there as well
thanks for reminding me /brit/

STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS
EVERYBODY SCREAM YOUR
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>>215827465
How is the kid on the right not winning by miles?

>>215827522
leftypol tripped him up at the start

going to the big game and eating a corn dog and wearing a baseball cap

i was meant for it

but i was born in england

I also might go to the aldi across from the laundromat and see if they have any good candles in although I am beginning to accumulate more candles than I should have here possibly
I just ordered the moonlit goddess three wick from bath and body works because it was free

Watch out! Sumo wrestlers are invading London!

Japanese people by like
>NO!!!! DISHONRABU!!!! YOU EATTA DA RAW FISHI ON DA SPOILED RICK WLONG!!!!

>>215827537
can you get frozen corndogs anywhere in the uk?

They are unstoppable.

>>215827548
if one of them forces himself into my home and tried to fuck my girlfriend I simply can not stop him

>>215827561
probably
i'll have to check next time i'm out

>>215827548
>>215827563
What are they doing?

>>215827548
>>215827563
rorke? rorke? are you still there rorke?

>>215827489
Imagine we're on my favourite website Reddit and I just click on the thing which sorts it from the past week to all time and then I sorted it for the posts with the most updoots. Do that but for your sick and twisted disturbed mind

>>215827594
Is you*

>>215827115
I love how India is (deservedly) the butt of all the world's jokes rn

>>215827465
and the ethnicity of these poorly behaved parents?

>>215827604
oh well you can tell by the chosen stock photo that they must be white

>>215827561
no
I don't even know what a corndog is

Would you have passed this Indian Army inspection?

got the gay corndog on

>>215827599
this task is too difficult and abstract
i'm sorry

>>215827521
um that band is problematic

>>215827623
it's a deep fried soss covered in a shell of like smashed up cornflake dust type stuff

>>215827568
Dont worry. They already conqured the London. Now they are satisfied and returning home.

>>215827589
They tested their ninja-stealth skills in a real-life scenario. They proved that it's effective.

>>215827601
fuck that's got me laughing, even to the most bigoted of rorkes surely they must think well those negroes are alright

>>215827548
the sumo fears the roadman

>>215827636
cute

>>215827653
They look like a good bunch of lads

>>215827643
just sounds like a battered sosij with a pointless extra step

>>215827658
Why yes I do

Mfw I see a classic car in public

>>215827627
When you're going through the medical here the nurse has you pull out your cock and roll back your foreskin to check for diseases and such.

>>215827674
it's also on a stick

Right then that's that

https://x.com/sumokyokai/status/1977901008803234070

According to the Japan Sumo Association, they are simply enjoying travelling around London.

>>215827690
So it is. So it is.

>>215827711
yup

>>215827671
I think they are. Sumo wrestlers are generally good lads.

>>215827690
true
well said
what is?

>>215827643
lol
it's cornbread batter
made of cornmeal

>>215827681
I literally did this face once when a Toyota Supra Mk4 went past on the motorway

>>215827693
This is straight out of our sumo training camp. Your lads are in trouble

>>215827687
two pointless extra steps then

me?
turbo-autist gimmick poster rattling you all one minute
a nice chap dealing good-hearted witty banter with plenty of (You)s the next

spag bol for tea #hitler #rape

ripped my pinky toenail off

right well that's me off to greggs

concocting a poo

*puts 50p down on the pool table*

>>215827653
Propah yamato blokes born at the foot of mount fuji in a wabi-sabi hut to a veritable nadeshiko mother whose breasts produce green tea instead of milk to the scent of chrysanthemum fragrance in the air and they're so stalwart and a paragon of makato that they'd give seven lifes for their emperor, simple as really.

sipping a nigroni

>>215827777
sacream

>>215827761
not pointless
#1 step stick so that it can be easily held and eaten without getting greasy messy fingers
#2 step cornbread batter so that it tastes good
it is a nice american version of a sort of street food
you eat it while out and about walking around at a fair or the seaside or the mall
:)

Rustler burgers: acquired
Pickle onion monster munch: multi pack
Irn bru: settling nicely in the fridge
BF6: loaded up

This is going to be a good day lads

>>215827777
sc

:-D

americans be eating corn

stephen hawking? on epstein island?

at toil, sucking a veve, many such cases

>>215827754
The guy in the white shirt probably used "The Force".

>>215827846
they had to make the rape dens handicap accessible didn't they

tall bed bldg

>>215827815
don't worry lad I'm only teasing although I do recommend trying the humble battered 'sage if you ever get the chance

ough too much spagheti

>>215827866
I would like to
they look very nice to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF7QiBHNwok

PIE for 'wool' was 'voolnakh'.

Persian kept the 'nakh'. English kept the 'wool'.

got odd compulsive habits that urgently need cutting out

>>215827861
the 'vefe machine broke at my toil so I've had to start bringing in instant stuff but if I leave the tin out everyone steals from it so I have to hide it in my locker
not having a good time tbqh

I enjoy talking to you all /brit/

>>215827902
>instant
Big f, only the highest quality mcds coffee for me

>>215827902
Boss should let you get a communal tin of coffee out of petty cash or something

been spitballing a new gimmick

I call it 'incredibly aggressive conduct towards women'

>>215827931
:)

>>215827866
had this when i was in burgerland last year

>>215827881
that man existed before the iron age so wouldnt have an iron spear tip or shield boss. likely the wrong shield shape too

>>215827941
me when mumberg steps out of line

>>215827932
I have no choice
my manager has a cafetiere in his office but he doesn't let anyone else use it

not a fan of women as a concept

>>215827636
if she was white i would hate this but because she's asian it's cute

>>215827958
did you get the lemonade? was it good?

>>215827971
the opposite for me
i like the idea but not the reality

since the purest form of love is between mother and son why don't they depict god as a woman, it would make more sense

not a fan of these regenerator enemies

>>215827971
my pooey hairy arse is right here hun x

>>215827989
ye

>>215827960
Tell that to Nano Banana.

---

2 months into autumn, and no rain still :(

Seems like we're in drought season boyos.

I'm not worried though. It'll probably snow 2-3 times in winter and rain during the spring. It never rains here during autumn.

darkies, not a huge fan of them

>>215828025
foreigner impossible challenge: not be a fucking weirdo

every time i see brits posting fish and chips i feel sorry they have no chicken salt
also that curry shit they use
foul

>>215828030
never troubled me personally

>>215828059
one in the mirror is there?

>>215828042
Aside from being a foreigner and also an Iranian what's strange about him? Feels like you were a bit harsh there he was just speaking about the weather there

>>215828049
curry sauce is great though

so this lass is crouched in front of the wall right

and I take a running kick into her head, smashing it right into the concrete and leaving her out cold

>>215828042
Is English your native tongue? Because it certainly is not mine, and even I know the word 'foreigner' is wrong here.

>>215828049
they sell chicken salt chips in a pub i frequent

by the time they found him he'd been arse raped 18 times

so why the FUCK would he give me a 4 inch nob then??????????

>>215828049
>>215828086
both are shit, salt and vinegar for me

>>215828100
if it makes you feel any better I have a six inch willer and I'm still a kv

>>215828080
I don't take issue with him calling me a 'weirdo', because I aim to be a weirdo. But calling me a 'foreigner' is a semantic abortion.

nobody showing up to rorkes funeral

it's fucking mental how 40 years of jewish programming still hasn't enabled my mother to develop ant sense of style

listening to Broadcast and feeling slightly melancholic

if you were israeli and just got your gf back from hamas knowing full well she was being ran through by packs of palis every day for the last 2 years would you still date her?

>>215828120
leftypol watching from a distance, shedding a single tear

Czech Republic changed their name to Czechia a few years ago but nobody gave a shit

Why it's not calling it Türkiye such a big deal and apparently so disrespectful?

>>215828122
>40yo mum

>>215828127
Not a single one of those hostages were Ashkenazi.

This really annoys me.

>>215828122
hasn't given her any sense of danger either
*cracks her in the head with an aluminium bat*

ghosting my cousinberg because I'm too shy to reply to her messages, she'll probably complain to mum again

>>215827940
>petty cash
LOL
it's not the 90's anymore

haha I'm nearly 40, it's so fucking over

>>215828122
she fit?

>>215828141
They are Czechia lad, that's like saying Spain changed their name from the Kingdom of Spain to Spain

>>215828155
she fit?

>>215828122
>hasn't enabled my mother to develop ant sense of style
well that's no bad thing, she's look ridiculous dressed like this

mad how a lot of the most freak posters here are 30+

>>215826827 (OP)
I am the light

>>215828191
caving a woman's skull in at this post

>>215828155
Why'd she complain about that

>>215828193
whys that mad?

>>215828191
5.3/10

>>215828160
Do offices not have petty cash any more? Wtf

they urgently need to invent some form of time travel
i have places in the past i need to be right now

>>215828191
>she's

>>215828141
they adopted czechia as an official short name because they didn't have one before then
turkiye is turkey in turkish, its basically them saying we have to change our name for them in our own language

>>215828155
is she cute?

how do niggas still have normalcy bias

>>215828193
I'm 30+ but I'm actually quite normal (mostly)

>>215828237
my lifes in a decent state actually.

>>215828233
what

grangle grangle

>>215828155
Fun fact: fucking your cousin is not incest, if a religious authority gives you the go-ahead.

And since I am the Pope, I give you permission to fuck her.

>>215828225
me too
like the queen's quarters in 2022
just to make her croak it a few months early

any 1990 man in?

damn my post timing makes it look like i'm 190

>>215828223
Don't think so
If anything needs buying people just us their own cards, keep receipts and get reimbursed or have a corporate credit card

>>215828261
I'm 187cm.

>>215828250
wow THE grangler is here

>>215828258
i support this lol

>>215828252
least deranged and incestuous muslim

>>215828261
*raises paw*
the last generation to have a childhood without phones and the internet

>>215827902
...OS?

>>215828279
I'm one mile tall so get fucked and logged you dirty foreigner freak

>>215828286
would take any one of those chairs and swing it right over her head

>>215828252
I wonder what it's like to have hot cousins

>>215828285
yep

>>215828301
kind of freaky how his head looks like a skull

just grangled my own arse

>>215828293
had Internet since 97 tbf

might become a PE teacher

>>215828309
i would too but only after taking bozza out first

>>215828248
no it ain't dawg you're 30+ still posting here and typing like a gay zoomer to boot

U/SPEZ IST EIN HURENSOHN!

I love these little fellas

>>215828313
the based grangler never replies to anyone i call shenanigans

>>215828323
proper nonce job that

>>215828318
erm mate... do you know why that is...

>>215828299
ordnance survey?

Her poo sustains me.

>1990
In 10 years you’ll have been born closer to WW2 than to the current date

>>215828306
Again with that word.

You morons need to learn your own tongue.

A 'foreigner' is someone who is PHYSICALLY located in a geographical context that is not his.

I'm in the city I was born in, so I'm not a foreigner.

>>215828351
you've forgotten how i love to use new names and take opportunities to do so

thank fuck all my relatives are ugly i dunno how i'd manage otherwise

>the based grangler
>singular

>>215828322
yeah but the internet in '97 is almost an entirely separate entity compared to the internet of '25

>>215828365
rather arbitrary

>>215828356
not sure

filled with love and joy for everything and everyone

>>215828360
imagine sticking it back into her mouth and then tying a belt around her to make sure she suffocates on it

>>215828354
i genuinely don't know how you could be a PE teacher without becoming a nonce

based where exactly?

rubbing my toes 2gether

>>215828369
you're taking his in that definition the wrong way, the his doesn't refer to who you think it does

>>215828405
you're saying that the kids are so sexy you won't have a choice but to want to fuck them?

>>215828391
there's... a skull in all our heads

>>215828365
I don't care about your shitty Gregorian calendar.

I was born Esfand 21st, 1371 Solar Hijri.

I don't know what my date of birth in Gregorian calendar is, and I make it my BUSINESS not to know.

>>215828371
imposter

>>215828413
my toes are double jointed

>>215828395
i too am doing loads of ketamine

>>215828310
I used to have a hot cousin and she was actually partly responsible for my sexual awakening but then she started to gain lots of weight and now she's a full on braphog

>>215828336
im a comfy wfh and toil is slow so thats a good a reason as any to post here.
presuming you're not just baiting:
1. you're literally and unironically wasting the best years of your life here.
2. you take this place way too seriously. 4chan isnt that deep mate.

i also haven't talked like a gay zoomer once actually

what is this foreign wog paki iranese fella going on about

you vvil not remember the 5th of november

>>215828415
your words, not mine

>>215828430
Bet she's had sex though, unlike you

>>215828429
I do Buorpronorphine, Ritalin and Vyvanse.

That is, besides my bipolarity med.

Get on my level.

>>215828452
just a bit of deductive reasoning
what were you thinking?

>>215828454
she's married with kids so yeah that goes without saying

>>215828454
Having sex as a woman isn't anything to brag about. Being a virgin would be.

>>215828431
shrieking my head off that you've done an entire formatted paragraph and everything to try and prove you're not mad
be careful you don't break a hip moving this fast unc

my geography teacher was iranian

>>215828472
you may be replying to a roastie RIGHT NOW

don't worry, I have just the trick *unsheathes rusty machete*

>>215828425
you shut your fucking mouth

>>215828474
your concession? accepted x

Emma Watson’s visited the Leaning Tower of Pizza lads.

>>215828486
>>215828486
>>215828486

>>215828472
I had sex several times, but I don't remember the occasions at all.

I know this, because I once woke up in a greyhound bus, next to a girl, and I had a condom stuck to my shoes.

I was high on sleeping pills.

>>215828448
catholic klaus schwab