Thread 215827162

new 'dith

how did they get a live camera on 'llah?

>yawning is from satan
persians are funny with their concocted sirahs and hadiths

This is actually a legitimate and commonly held islamic retardation unlike most of what is attributed to islam around here

>>215827162 (OP)
Kek

>>215827397
'mmad allowed them to tap into the live feed

>>215827397
Jewish tricks

>>215827162 (OP)
So Anglos say "God bless you" when you sneeze is because they're Muslim?

gem

>>215828058
Unironically it stems from the medieval notion that part of your soul was expelled from your body upon sneezing

>>215828091
kek
in shitaly we just say "salute" which means "health" as in "get well"

>>215827676
Lmao

>>215828209
Same. We say "бyдь здopoв" which means "get well" with literal translation something like "be healthy".

>>215828247
High IQ

>>215827162 (OP)
most oc this board and seen in a long time and SEAmonkeys are leaking like Niagara Falls its perfect

>>215827162 (OP)
Gem

>Source?
>It was revealed to me by a tree

>>215830481
do they have to put pbuh in brackets everytime they write the word ''prophet''?

>>215830481
There's another story about talking trees giving up the positions of jews during the end of the world lol

>>215828209
We say à tes souhaits, which either originates from >>215828091 as well or from the plague. Sneezing was a common sign of the disease, so a theory is that people would wish that the yawner would realise all of their desires before dying

>>215830616
>yawner
Fug meant sneezer

>>215828091
that's a myth

>>215830652
That's what I heard growing up

>>215830837
> a tree
Not the gurqad tree, gurqad aint snitching

>>215830837
>>215831553
Fuck, I'm laughing during breakfast

>>215831654
How the fuck is this a real religion?

Where the fuck is the hadithjak about Muhammad gargling on sewage water?
https://sunnah.com/search?q=buda%27ah

>>215831811
Average IQ is around 80 in those areas

>>215831811
Sustained terror, violence and indoctrination.

>>215831654
Fuck man, I'm floored.

>>215828209
Same.

ngl I like them better when they use a silly soyjak for Mohammed instead of an ugly caricature

>>215827162 (OP)
good thing I'm sick then
I've been praising Allah since yesterday

>>215830837
>>215831553
>>215831654
Why is islam a so high IQ religion??

>>215832360
I love the implications of these, donkeys can see demons and chickens can see angels, and dogs scare angels away.
There's probably more to the animal lore

>>215832738
He can also rape her btw.
He can beat her too, but not in the face and not to kill her

>>215832360
>>215832461
If chuds spammed these on real Muslim groups they'd cause a mass abandoning of the religion
what were they thinking writing this shit?

>>215832839
>chuds
those are globohomo troons spamming
Muslims are our brothers in arms in a fight for Multipolar World and destruction of westoid degeneracy

>>215833132
>Muslims are our brothers
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW

>>215831941
>>215832266
>>215832360
>>215832461
Genuinely some of the funniest posts I've read on this website lol. Thanks for the laughs anons

>>215831868
>The people asked the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
>"I passed by the Prophet (ﷺ) when he was performing Wudu' from the well of Buda'ah. I said: 'Are you performing Wudu' from it when garbage is thrown into it?' He said: 'Water is not made impure by anything.'"
>I heard that the people asked the Prophet of Allah (ﷺ): Water is brought for you from the well of Buda'ah. It is a well in which dead dogs, menstrual clothes and excrement of people are thrown. The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) replied: Verily water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
nasty mf

>>215831957
This
It removes the soul of the image

From now on I will only save and repost the ones with silly and traditional soyjaks

Kino

>>215827162 (OP)
lmao

>>215833453
كسم الضحك
حقيقي قال كده؟ كيييك

>>215833393
this is going to blow back hard on the actual indian anons with native flags because you worthless diaspoos can't falseflag worth shit. kys

zuttposting aside
I can't wrap my head around the fact that 'jaks are still current meta when it comes to memes
how many years has it been? 5?
are they peak menes?

I don't understand why Muslims give a shit about Hadiths at all, from what I know the earliest ones were complied 200 years after he died. Like how can you possibly justify that as some legitimate religious thing? That would be like a bishop writing a 'firsthand' account of Jesus in the 3rd century and expecting people to take it as legitimate. Even the Gospels as we know them were nearly all written by people who would have been alive at the time and to only a generation afterwards. What could possibly be the justification here for taking Hadith's as a legitimate source?

>>215833823
Allah confirmed vomit fetishist

>>215830837
fucking lol

>>215833809
>it's real

>>215834310
if muslims would think they would not be muslims

If you think this shit is funny then you should check out what mormons believe

>>215834303
‘jaking has been around since 2016-2017. /int/ used to be covered in soyjaks, so the ‘jakers were exiled to /qa/ and the word “soy” got filtered.

>>215834303
'jaks were born from the culture wars in the west which are still going on

>>215827162 (OP)
why are all semitic religions autistic like that?
christianity would be also like this i guess if not for Saint Paul who 'europeized' it

>>215834310
>from what I know the earliest ones were complied 200 years after he died.
Not only that, all of the 6 Hadith compilations were made by Persians who lived in or around Persia and spoke Persian as their native language, all around the same time. And literally nothing about Bukhari and how he collected the hadiths makes ANY sense.

No hadithjak about dipping flies in drinks because one wing carried a disease and the other carried a cure?
https://sunnah.com/search?q=fly+drink

>>215836047
I can't do new ones now because I'm out
btw you should try to do some, it's really not hard to do these even with MS Paint 3D anon