Thread 215831286

>Hey anon, so you're my partner for the group project? Do you want to come over to my house on friday so we can get started?

Your response in your country?

>>215831286 (OP)
I wake up and wonder why I'm dreaming about highschool after 10 years

>>215831286 (OP)
yes ma'am

>>215831286 (OP)
Y-yes mommy, uh sorry meant to say yes I'll come

>>215831286 (OP)
>Can I please eat your taco

>>215831286 (OP)
sex

>>215831286 (OP)
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>>215831582
She's underage you fucking freaks

>>215831286 (OP)
this wouldn't happen in my country, because the only non-white women we get are muslim

>>215831286 (OP)
Yes. Then do the assignment and get a good grade because I'm a good boy who works very hard :)

>>215831671
>Australian doesn't understand hypotheticals where you're the same age
You're that Sri Lankan, aren't you

>>215831671
Even better

>>215831286 (OP)
My response is to tell her that I'm 34.

>>215831286 (OP)

>>¡Claro que sí, niña!

Time to learn some basic sentences

>>215831671
why are you in high school as a 30yo?

>>215831286 (OP)
Girls became visibly upset when pared with me during projects

>>215831286 (OP)
>girl (XX) interested in me
Lmao keep dreaming

>>215831286 (OP)
>lol school is gay, soo did you bring the flavored blunts anon?

>>215831286 (OP)
Uh...yeah, no thanks. I'm good.

>>215831286 (OP)
I'll say that it's okay, but I'll hate it because I despise doing group projects for the following reasons
>I like doing things at my own pace and making my own decisions of how I want things done
>as I don't start working immediately, my partners will take charge and give me a bunch of crappy assignments that are both useless and unnecessarily hard
>their ideas are usually shitty so we'll probably not get the maximum grades even if everyone works a lot
>If I don't do things when or how they ask me, they'll get mad and even talk with the professor about how I'm not contributing with anything
>If they're bums, I'll have to do all the work and carry them on my back and hope that they don't fuck up at the day of the presentation
There's a few other reasons, but you got the idea. I miss highschool when I had the liberty to do group assignments alone because the teachers weren't a bunch of egotistical maniacs who wanted things on their own way. Even if the projects were big because they were made for a lot of people at once, I'd find it easier to do it alone. Sometimes I'd charge the bums to put their names in if they didn't had to participate on the presentation so I'd do things the way I like it and earn some money. I hate college because things don't work like that.

>>215831286 (OP)
Why are you not white?
I wanted the white woman