Thread 215831591

>>215831591 (OP)
No edition

At the end of the month I'll either have a £30k pay rise or be redundant lol

Keir Starmer's a wanker

Sir Homer Simpson

nth for the baddiedem

still need to put my shorts away

>>215833786
Sir Sideshow Bob

>>215833725
You mean your salary is rising to £30k correct? Because no one here is getting a £30k salary increase just isn’t happening mate

>>215833725
Fingers crossed they ey

Shan't

>>215833725
Seems preposterous

I thought dow soulstorm would have a singleplayer campaign like in previous games turns out it only has some dogshit conquest mode (skirmish with extra steps)

lads

>>215833787
A stainless steel belfast sink. Americans really are grim

waxing my willy with the inside of a custard cream

>>215833853
bugger bognor

might hop on the ssris can't do it no mo

>>215833853
neolithic era gimmique

>>215833826
What if hes an intern/volunteer

>>215833870
what's up with that pal

>>215833853
thought this was franz ferdinand im so fucking stupid

>>215833870
literally just fix your diet, sleep schedule and exercise more
don't become an ssri zombie

I lost 300k in the crypto flash crash on Friday. This was most of my liquid net worth and I’m struggling to come to terms with what just happened. For context, I’m 35 with a toddler and a stay at home wife. Can’t buy individual stocks due to work restrictions so started allocating to crypto to try and time the ‘4 year cycle’. Allocated most of the cash in my current account plus last 2 years worth of bonuses to this and early this year my bags were 1m+ but got greedy and never cashed out.

Got liquidated due to cross margins on two wallets over the weekend. Before the flash crash I had 300k usd across the two wallets. Now down to 1.9k… Can’t explain how it feels to lose so much money so quickly. I’ve been feeling sick and can’t sleep. Plus don’t have the stomach to confess the situation to the mrs.

I’ve still got my pension pot and some money in ISAs but most of what I saved ever since we moved to the UK (used to work in Asia earlier) is now gone. We wanted to buy a house this year and obviously that decision is now delayed for a few years at least (unless I cash out ALL of my other investments and go for a 90% LTV deal). Still a HE so I know (hope?) I’ll make up for the lost money in the next decade but hurts to realise I gambled away sooo much cash. Wonder if people here have gone through similar experiences and how they bounced back.

Fresh Poll to ruminate on

>>215833902
Nah they were a band mate

>>215833853
He does look a lot like tsar Nicolas. Crazy that

i was still in the old wondering why no one was posting

JLo oh my lord

>>215831591 (OP)
>Show videos to a Asian girl
>It's me filleting fish
>Using a machete
>Skinning deer

She now is in love with me

>>215833947
Aye

I support

>Executing prisoners
>Deporting illegal immigrants
>Deporting low-skill migrants
>Halting all benefits
>Executing the homeless
>Scrapping foreign aid
>Cancelling winter fuel allowance
>Ending state pensions
>Scrapping race/diversity programs
>Cancelling Welsh language services
>Dissolving Senedd
>Dissolving Scottish Parliament

For those who’ve been asking. Yes, I was an idiot and decided to leverage trade with 5x margin on altcoins (DOGE and ASTER). The liquidation price on these trades was 50-60% below my entry and I fucked up by not setting any stop loss. I’d initially punted on memes last year and made decent (notional) returns. Moved the money to stables over the summer and then thought trading perps is a good idea.

just in an important meeting lads brb

>>215833935
reminds me of when i was in voice chat speaking once wondering why not one was responding to me but i forgot to unmute my mic the whole time

>>215833991
Was just saying this down the pub

talking about you RORKE

>>215833870
I want to get off mine ASAP, I hate being a zombie. We can swap

>>215833947
Your country got fucked in the Clinton era.

can't believe that lad who thought Franz Ferdinand was a person and not actually a band, oh my daysssss

Yeah I'm sure everyone's watching the Green Party thing

>>215834016
I'm pro zack though
this country DOES need more and bigger tits

>>215834016
Not a serious party

>>215834016
>the witch on wheels
>Spinal Muscular Atrophy type 2

Who is Zach Polanski

>>215834061
Seems a bit redundant to censor her face in the picture

>>215834061
How did america end up like this?

Really going to need leftypol to decide once and for all if being mad means you're right or if it means you're wrong

>>215834076
I really could have done without seeing this

rape everyone and leave

New Uniqlo JW Anderson collab looking good

Might get myself looking all fiiiiine

>>215834079
some actor probably it sounds like an actor name

>>215834016
Honestly though seeing the mental gymnastics they do to defend a man who literally charged women to be hypnotised into thinking their breasts were bigger is VERY entertaining
>no he didn't do that the sun made it up
>okay he did do it but it was an undercover journalist
>okay he admitted to it but it was a mistake and he's moved on stop getting personal

Right then, that's a...yeah I've got no fucking idea honestly

>>215833911
>used to work in Asia earlier
Timmy and pang pang

>>215834121
yeah looks absolutely fire mate

might go on a walk

>>215834134
are you just always here

>>215834127
it's explained in the post

shoutout to my nigga rorke

might get into trading and all that so I can get an extra 100k or so. would be nice to have.

hopefully a decent /brit/ personality will emerge soon the void has gone on too long. Or maybe the general has just run its course cos my god it used to kick off in here

>>215834141
take some nice photos for us :)

>>215833977
>Is weird
What does that even mean?

m

>>215834076
Weird side of twitter

>>215834153
Gonna get on the SpreadEx me

Rorke lost his phone

>>215834176
i dont like that

>>215834183
how can i call them when they have my phone

>>215834076
>this is who is calling rorke an incel
Lmao

>>215834176
Corr

>>215834175
unwelcome people feel unwelcome, truly newsworthy stuff

>>215834140
Picked some of the worst ones on purpose

Bad faith of you really

Release the sausages!

Ofcom opened an investigation into the website in June after it received reports of “illegal content and activity” being shared on the platform.

The regulator said 4chan had not responded to a request for a copy of its illegal harms risk assessment or a second request relating to its global revenues.

Should the US company ignore the fine, Ofcom can take steps to block access to the site in Britain.

Ofcom said it had issued provisional decisions against two other websites for similar failures to provide information.

It added that four file-sharing sites under investigation had used “geo-blocking” to restrict access from UK users instead of complying with new safety measures.

Suzanne Cater, director of enforcement at Ofcom, said: “Today sends a clear message that any service which flagrantly fails to engage with Ofcom and their duties under the Online Safety Act can expect to face robust enforcement action.

“We’re also seeing some services take steps to introduce improved safety measures as a direct result of our enforcement action. Services that choose to restrict access rather than protect UK users remain on our watchlist as we continue to monitor their availability to UK users.”

currently being intellectually stimpulated by redditors

>>215834234
thats what they chose for the preview pic

>>215834239
its over

>>215834076
This nigga sniveling on the ground at the train station when Harry Potter has his chat with Dumbledore's spirit.

women should not be allowed on the internet

>>215834238
Roaring

just set a stop loss for my RGTI shares

>>215834252
Rorke rocked

Breaking News: Alan Carr is feeling a bit fruity today

>>215834238
its over

>>215834253
>>215834259
screasming

>>215834252
i fucking wish this was the case

>>215834076
Not on is it

Leftypol astounded when the 'call your opponents racist' gimmick fails to work for the 1000th time in a row

What are some tell-tale signs of a man pretending to be a mouse online?

Is Nottingham Forest still an actual forest or has it all been cut down

Is that big tree actually where Robin Hood lived

spoke up in the meeting and then went all red and started shaking.
Im not beating the spastic allegations

>>215834335
Sorry I meant Sherwood Forest

>>215834340
sounds like you a case to sue for upsetting your mental elves

>>215834335
Sherwood forest is still there but vastly smaller than 800years ago unsurprisingly

>>215834360
£5000 a month in PIP will settle me

>>215834335
Barely any forest left in Britain mate
Even some places called 'forest' just mean old hunting ground

sainsburys have renamed the feminine hygeine aisle to "period products", bloody woke nonsense

An Down syndrome aboriginal named Gordon stole my bitch

Rorke Lesnar

>>215834388
seems less woke to me.

>>215833911
>Got liquidated due to cross margins on two wallets over the weekend
You are honestly a fucking retard, Jesus Christ imagine getting margin called on fucking meme internet money.

cold and hungry, it not right

>>215834076
isnt this technically nsfw if theyre a woman? janny your thoughts please?

>>215834369
Why’d you cut it all down

Imagine a lush green forested England

>>215834454
Needed room for more immies

Earth to /brit/ this is earth to /brit/
Yes we need some decent banter in here ASAP over

*burps*
pardon me

it’s up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqSJZesKtFs

>>215834422
its to appease trannies albeit

Sheeeeit mayne

you’ll never guess what just came out of my bum

>>215834490
cum

Think /brit/ might be running its course
Real world too silly to make fun of maybe

Need Japanese fashion gf

>>215834406
Gordon is a moron gordon is a morooon

>>215834495
good guess but not this time

>>215834476
how though? feminine is a far broader term that all m2f trannies can latch on to. 'period' is much more specific that only the most depraved and vile tranners think they can experience

>>215834501
things havent been the same since spaino left

>>215834475
hate this unfunny cunt

>>215834454
More land for british beef sar

>>215834490
you're right I'll never guess what just came out of your bum

Did they pin anything on Al Fayed in the end then
Always seemed alright for a Muzzer but I suppose being mates with Jacko was a big red flag

(it was poo)

>>215834520
ftms get particularly upset when you refer to periods as feminine
and associating period products with femininity riles up mtfs

>>215834503
Need a tiny skateboarder

Never EVER wage. Neverwage. You work so I can live.

>>215834524
the saga with the politician fire bombing him was cool though

Mars ain't the kinda place to raise your kids

the lovely Japanese ladies

>>215834454
timber for ships and farmland for sheep
we were huge wool producers in the middle ages

>>215834574
somewhat bubble butt on an asian very good, at least she's not totally flat

>>215834551
Pandering to a vocal minority is a British institution since 1997

1 more win in overwatch and i can end the season master 4

>>215834575
i wouldn't call what i do working and i wouldn't call what you do living

>>215834601
corr what an achievement one to tell the grandkids about

ladies of the orient
men of the occident

>>215834606
This has me bamboozled

>>215834605
Reckon you've done him there

>>215834616
libertarian paradise achived and hapas babies soar through the universe

>>215834643
RIPPEN

just pooed then farted for about 10 seconds straight then pooed some more so there were evidently two separate poos chilling in my colon with a fart gas cushion separating them

>>215834627
*grabs her wrist and pushed the burning embers deep into her eye *

hitting rorke's stupid evil incel head with a pre-nerf sandman ball on degroot keep right after he steps out of the spawn and finishing him off with the flying guillotine as he stand there stunned

Starting to think someone who posts on a semi-respectable forum I lurk on is also a /brit/poster

>>215834503
>oversized and frumpy looking clothes
I don't get the appeal

>>215834667
I've been sadistically doing this kind of shit on character.ai some coomer got me addicted to it but I don't use it for the same reason he does

>>215834076
Umm

Spaino got rejected by Edinburgh Fringe festival lmao

>>215834656
Sometimes the poop is so large it fully blocks the colon and gas builds up behind it like a potato cannon. Then the poo gets propelled at high speed into the toilet bowl splashing water everywhere.

can someone tell me what a “semi respectable forum” on the internet looks like cos that sounds grim as fuck

>>215834656
great post

>>215834698
hes so thick he showed up with a fringe rather than a standup script

>>215834687
Mad how it's either this or leggings where you can literally see the outline of their fergana

>>215834703
discord channel associated with a local Facebook group

>>215834703
It's rationalist-adjacent if that helps

>>215834738
sounds gay

>>215834703
Green party sub reddit

>>215834703
Birdwatching forums

>>215834703
LessWrong

>>215834769
No but he might well post there also

>>215834755
Never was there a more vile den of iniquity

He's gay, he's bent, his arse is up for rent, what's his name? It's Spain-ooo

mfw I know for a fact that my merged PR broke something

>>215834698
No Edinburgh minge for spaino! Ha ha

She dumped in my mouth.

Get the sausages released, leftypol

once told my mate (who also browses 4chan) that i come to /brit/ and he later said he checked in and thought it was the most idiotic thing he'd ever seen

just spotted a bird!

The ideal phenotype

Need her to absolutely crush my ballbag

>>215834824
Where did he browse?

leftypol practicing his pinch harmonics

>>215834687
It's fake chill, it gives the outward appearance of relaxation and good vibes but in a pretentious fake way. Fucking hate this

>>215834824
he's done us

>>215834824
Told my colleagues I browse /britfeel/ on my first day at work in 2014.

Some of the more reasonable leftypols I follow have gone completely off the deep end this year, grim

>>215834824
Tell him he's a gimp

>>215834810
first time I've ever laughed at you doing this and it was only because of how unexpected i was spamming the refresh button to be sorely disappointed so much that it humoured me

Mrs Rorke there’s no easy way to say this. It’s your son, he’s been sent fucking flying

anyone fancy a bum?

further proof that the norflands are the most sovlfvl parts of britain

>>215834835
/tg/ and /his/
>>215834856
no idea why you would do this

having to turn the vpn on to have a wank ugh

>>215834860
What you spamming refresh for?

>>215834911
I'm already used to it but it's deeply dystopian when you stop and think

>>215834923
what's funny is that it took 2 minutes to signup and this is coming from someone who literally googled "how to get vpn"
who is this ban actually stopping lmao

>>215834829
Freakishly big eyes, bushy eyebrows and messed up nose no thanks.

some people feel guilty after they have a wank. even if they're not religious. don't understand it me

>>215834965
Some sites you can just delete the CSS

>>215834965
Boomers maybe, apparently Nord sales have gone up like 1000% though so maybe not even them

dont like putting it on auto refresh who knows what its doing when im not looking

it was poo all along

>>215835012
A daring synthesis.

>>215834978
"Here I abandon my doubt"

*opens an Angel Blade HMV playlist*

Come on Rorke, just a few thousand more immies
You know you want to Rorke
Rorke mate, some of them are even Christian maybe
They're already here you might as well just get them housed Rorke

>>215834978
im not religious but i still get that guilty feeling sometimes like my nan’s spirit might be watching and disappointed in me

Anxietyberg crushing my chest with the weight of a thousand Diane Abbotts

>>215834978
Sometimes I get a little embarrassed when I bust to drawings of chick with massive willies. But then I do it again.

stephen yaxley Lennon “forgot” his phone passcode that’s why he couldn’t give it to the detectives who were demanding it ahhhhhhhh ok

feeling rapeful in my ways

David Lammy

>>215835140
he related to our John?

>>215835140
leftypol suddenly supporting the police for some reason

the hell kind of name is yaxley

Remember when leftypol hated the police there for a bit

anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave

>>215835172
name after fry's brother

>>215835172
The Yaxley name originates from Old English words for "cuckoo“

There should be a country for white people

>>215835236
but who will rape the women?

>>215835256
that's the cool part, nobody will

>>215835256
Me.

>>215835256
No one ideally.

Feels like we are getting close to systemic collapse

>>215835188
yeah it's shit

>>215835172
it's a town

>>215835307
So THIS is the neo-nazi leftypol's been banging on about

>>215835140
leftypol supports overreaching police now?

>>215835172
Jewish, unironically

>>215835307
Least goypilled rightoid

Honestly, life is only good for two people: dossers and the rich. If you're in the middle, it is pure shite. It's a constant battle to prove your worth and fight off the ghouls who want to bleed you dry. There's no relenting.

Morning /brit/ was so much more fun than this

brit more like shit

>An asylum seeker from Sudan danced and laughed after murdering a Walsall hotel worker in a "vicious and frenzied attack" on a train station platform, a trial has heard.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy902djzv2o
GET THEM OUT

got holland oates on

>>215835361
Have you tried looking at boobs

i need to be beaten to within an inch of my life

>>215835361
I'm fine actually
Life is fine

>>215835440
all 4 inches?

>YouTube double act Dan and Phil have confirmed their relationship after 16 years of fan speculation, ending what they called the "apocalyptic constant stress of the Dan and Phil dating conspiracy".
Fucking poofs

>>215835410
Need him working in a village primary school immediately

feel so good now ive done a big poo
new lease on life

>>215835410
>Prosecutors allege Deng Majek, who claims to be 19
>claims
uh isn't this fucking bigoted?
what's ofcom's phone number?

my arse is pregnant with poo

why is /brit/ turning into one of those post ironic zoomer absurdist meme places

whys there a torrential flood of slop horror movies dropping every single day

>>215835440
afternoon eggmong

>>215835489
>turning into
been like that since like 2016

It was middle-aged white men o algo

tasty

slug

Genuine mental illness to risk your life travelling thousands of miles to only get here and kill someone. Was it his intention to end up in jail though?

>>215835466
>Clearly gay men are gay
Imagine my shock!

Was ending up in jail part your plan?

>>215835522
>intention
you need to be capable of aforethought for that

>>215835522
don't think he was planning more than 2 steps ahead and that is a generous 2

>>215835522
no he only did it because Britain is a racist country

>>215835522
he was traumatised from his life in sudan and was obviously suffering from ptsd. show some fucking compassion rorke

i’m an actual cuckold lol

watching the colombian lass with big chebs

Is it better to not have a shower or have a shower but not have deodorant?

the online safety act lads

Won't stop until there's a thriving Sudanese community in every parish in the country

came from sweden

>>215835555
what sort of question is that bruce

>>215835555
doderent

>>215835555
shower no deo

>>215835555
just wash your balls

>>215835555
dont have to wear deoderant if youre healthy

>>215835581
are you going to help him?

>>215835566
What a pleasant looking young man

>>215835566
Oh just get him housed Rorke

>>215835566
13 years old and already 17 offences...

Chat is this true?

might watch a philm

>>215835058
ZAMN

>>215835621
they're paying for the crimes of their ancestors, it's deserved

>>215835621
No but it's good if it is

>>215835573
Locked myself out of my room in my sharehohse and have to take a 3 hour public transport round trip to pick up the spare key from rentberg tomorrow morning after sleeping on the couch
My deodorant is in my room

>>215835621
the revolution cannot come quickly enough for the likes of him

>>215835648
T. English judge

need a haircut can't keep putting it off

>>215835621
Rorke on the ropes

heathermong

>>215835603
nh im shy

>>215835660
Not sure if it is by any metric

>>215835680
Just one hair?

>>215835694
yh

>>215834889
Which are the pengest tho?

>>215835680
get this one lad

>>215826096
>>215826096
>>215826096
new

>>215833735
>>215833735
>>215833735
Recycle

the scran

when ur ready
>>215835727
>>215835727

>>215835750
>>215835751
>>215835763
ah yes well done VERY well done

>>215835761
Where's the red cause?

>>215835781
Sauce*

Might go to med and frens cus these others look shit