Thread 215833735

holodem edish

stolen

i guess this is the thread

i am not british and i do not watch hololive

We had a perfectly nice society in the 90s. There was no reason anything had to change.

>>215835790
how

Rorke's mrs running off with a hyperblack looky looky man on their package holiday to tenerife

>>215835790
seems like he overcame adversity and achieved more than any of you here. what's the problem, rorke?

supposed to shag the mrs tonight but had two wanks during wfhtoil

nth for the gyaldem

rorke on a mad one today

>>215835828
had a 9am meeting with a peng bird and did three spaffs so no chance gfberg gets any cock tonight

absolutely fucking screaming at the drama at toil today, took on a new woman for a time critical job but she's only went and got herself pregnant a couple of months after starting so now she's costing the company even more money because they need to take on someone to cover her work while also paying her maternity. Toilberg is going around fuming to anyone who will listen but whenever she pops into ear shot he shuts up and sulks off lmao

Honestly being lower class must be bliss. No expectations. No appearances to keep. No career to climb. No fancy holidays to book. No people to brown nose for networking purposes. No fancy cars you just have to have. Just work your piss easy job (or not at all), drink swill and eat chips and go to the footy on the weekend. Rinse and repeat for 68 years until you die of heart disease.

>>215835870
she's done them

Can't wait for a picture of this "Deng Majek" customer to be released
>claims to be 19
If even the media are skeptical he must look fucking ancient

>>215835870
>while also paying her maternity
you don't maternity you lying sack of shit

Paul McCartney doesn't get enough credit for inventing Skibidi

>>215835870
Nuthin toilberg cud do

>>215835870
surely theres some kind of contractual clause to prevent that

i need sex

>>215835790
impressive ngl

>>215835936
There isn't because the company isn't responsible for her maternity leave payments, a common misconception.

>>215835898
Mumberg does admissions for a school and the DoE were demanding they take some boat fella who was clearly about 45

>>215835798
Autism

>>215835898
go occupy your time finding employment and contribute to society.

>>215835953
who pays then

3 pm

>>215835958
I'm literally at work as I type this
wfhchad you see

>>215835970
The government obviously. Otherwise employers would have a genuine reason to not employee women.

>>215835870
Women do get pregat

The only drama I've ever had at toil is making a soggy biscuit joke in the office that no-one laughed at, tried to explain what a soggy biscuit in case that's why they didn't laugh was but got cut off by someone who said "we know what it is, anon."

>>215835813
>adorable fumbled wink
>cute face
>sexo body and lean
I'm confused

sudanese nuts

>>215835993
Literally googling who pays maternity and it says "your employer" are you mentally unwell?

Fucking get in there de lads
Steaming on a Tuesday ohhhhhh it lush
And I mean lush...

>>215836010
leftypol deciding this is a worthy sacrifice for a more varied diet

>>215836009
Rorke's comedy career is done for

>>215836010
YJK

>>215836038
it lonely
it depression

>>215836010
we've already talked about this mate, try and keep up yeah?

>>215835870
women can be based after all

>>215835736
saved

>>215836032
Kawaii~~!!

>>215836010
leftypol be like we must protect women!

leftypol be like we must also import savages from violent cultures!

he sees no contradiction in this

Career ending pregnancy

you get statutory maternity pay from the government but companies usually top it up for a couple months as a benefit, if you've worked there long enough, because SMP is fuck all
t. mrs is on mat leave

Everyone around me are just making excuses

>>215836034
literally spend more than 10 seconds reading up on something. employers can reclaim over 100% of the maternity pay meaning not only are they covered for any expenses from an employee becoming pregnant, they can also be reimbursed for the cost of having to find a replacement depending on the size of their business.

>>215836088
this will surely prevent those bankruptcies

witnessing a lad out on a daytime incel walk

I refuse to believe anyone who posts here is actually responsible for a child. You should all be locked up.

>>215836113
yeah? who's the father?

shouting INCELWALK out the window when i see a guy walking gingerly with his head down

what will it be boss?

ummm i'll have the doner kebab

£10 please

me: *starts twerking*

>>215836111
my favourite kind to inflict

they've still not sorted that birmingham bin strike

Softly said "hello darkie" through my letter box at a black man walking through the street and he's now frantically knocking on everyone's door asking who did it lmao

>>215836152
and how am I supposed to be responsible from prison

>>215836165
wahey

>>215836171
bit rude

going out for a walk to see them

The Charlie Bigham strike

i get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief

>>215836193
I'm not sure I understand, rapelad, can you elaborate for us please

>>215836152
grim isnt it

too many posters to give a (You) too for their funny aah posts today, keep it up fellas

>>215836229
lovely day today sir

i got a lustful life

>>215836200
There's a story that John Barnes and Ian Darke were getting on a plane and someone said "alright Darkie" and John Barnes said "alright mate"
Don't think it's true though

when i see a pregnant woman i always feel a bit disgusted because she's let a man cum in her fanny. what a slut.

>>215836259
john barnes is bankrupt

>>215836244
all me

I've waited long enough
it's time for fried chicken

>>215836192
Does your daughter come with that, boss man? haha

>>215836268
Here's your (you)

the oriental ladies

>>215836327
the video

any parasocial relationship man in

>>215836192
Kebabs have gone up in price so much it's crazy. Used to be genuinely affordable, not anymore

>>215836358
goodness me

>>215836327
>>215836360

>>215836360
wow

>>215836300
he's not bankrupt, he's Jamaican

>>215836360
that would've been good eating for that bird

>>215836360
new AI test just dropped

>>215836360
based little doggo saving the day

>>215836360
honestly couldnt imagine living in a country where youre at risk of a literal bird swooping down and snatching your child away. would terrify me

That video is AI
Notice the father running to nowhere and the eagle losses shape.

>>215836327
>>215836360
It's AI

actual boomer if you didn't clock that

That's it, the /brit/ boomers have been done

soylennial has to be the lamest most ineffective insult i've ever heard

>>215836450
it was the bizarre text in the top left that moves about with the camera that did it for me

AI?
well 'ey, I'd like a pint!

Wish we could all go on tax strike

>>215836468
especially funny because we're the greatest generation that ever lived. boomers are cringe and had everything handed to them on a silver platter. zoomers are cringe and all they know is tiktok and skibidi.

I fell for that AI video so easily lads. How can i learn from this so it doesn't happen again

>>215836511
assume everything is fake

qt at toil has a northern accent but I can't figure out which one and don't want to guess and get it wildly wrong

>>215836511
assume that everything you see is AI and go from there, only accepting it as real if it passes all criteria

>>215836508
okay unc its time for your medication now

>>215836511
familiarise yourself with what AI is currently capable of, learn a few common tells, and just always have it in the back of your mind when you see something ridiculous
oh, and send me your credit card details

>>215836511
You can't, it will literally only get more convincing every single day now

>>215836528
She's from Barnsley

>>215836511
Look for any text, it's usually wrong. Also the video falls apart towards the end

>fat sister has never saved a penny in her life, stole off my mum and brother, did no housework or anything
>has a kid
>just got a 3 bedroom council house no rent and council tax exemption

Fuck my femcel life

>>215836535
ironic coming from the most medicated generation in history
take your ssris and benzos, kid

people at toil shorten my name to al so sometimes struggle to tell if people are mailing about me or A.I.

>>215836528
Ask her what she calls a bread roll and I'll tell you

>>215836556
why don't you have a kid too? you're a woman after all

>>215836556
kill yourself paedophile freak

>>215835955
The Duke of Edinburgh?

>>215836595
Don't want children I'm not a nonce

>>215836596
screaming

gambling addiction has the highest suicide rate of any addiction

>>215836511
Assume everything you see online is fake until proven otherwise. Especially if what you see is seemingly incredible or seems to play into a political agenda.
Currently AI has flaws and looks off but it won't always be like this.

>>215836596
done that headcase

>>215836638
what about suicide addiction

Shan't

>>215836638
Beats my chocolate addiction hands down

>>215836646
mad how he poos logs of smelly dump from there

Right well that's a man licking another man's arsehole isn't it

>have a child
>no im not a nonce
non suspicious at all that

>sacked tranny gets insulted
>gore/porn spam starts

hmmming and ahhhhing at this

reckon thats gay porn or something involving poo

very well presented bumhole tbf

>>215836556
You’re a bloke in his 30s living at home who claims bennies and leeches off your elderly parents. At least your sister is repopulating the country

lol

>>215836680
tomato tomato

>>215836679
Schizo moment

what do we do when OSA blocks 4chan for good?

>>215836714
I'm a woman in her 20s, doing a STEM degree, working part time at a supermarket reputed for hardworking staff, an unpaid carer and getting limited financial support for my mental health problems

Authoritarianism? In Germany?!

We all excited to see England book their place in the world cup tonight then lads?

Imagine your brain or heart or liver just decided to stop working, similar to me at toil right now

What does "celebrating Hamas" entail? Like if I posted a picture of bradley walsh with some headline saying "Hamas kills 7" would I be jailed in my country?

>>215836760
Mental how much I'd shag you

>>215836759
Sharty is the designated meeting point when O Day happens

might take some carrots and cucumber sticks to Waitrose and celebrate Hummus

>>215836795
I'd rather not.

>>215836760
Which degree?

>>215836759
suicide day for all our pathetic 4chan addicts

>>215836760
>I'm a woman
not according to the laws of this country
>in her 20s,
29 is basically 30s unc
>doing a STEM degree,
that you'll never use
>working part time at a supermarket reputed for hardworking staff
minimum wage
>an unpaid carer
you do some housework for your mum sometimes
>and getting limited financial support for my mental health problems
on bennies

>>215836810
You’ll come when you see the rest of us have moved over, as much as you deny it now.

>>215836811
270 because he's bent but not acute

today's McDonald's monopoly haul
bow street
vine street
Park Lane
King's Cross Station
free mcflurry
free milkshake
it lush

celebrating hummus

>>215836811
Biology

>>215836816
sc r

>>215836769
Haven't watched them since World Cup 2018

>>215836835
The only freak that needs a uni degree to study what others know naturally

>>215836828
there's a ton of alternative addresses for this place you mong we'll just use those

>>215836857
Nobody knows about any one of them. Sharty will be the initial gathering place.

>>215836769
got to get up at 5.45 tomorrow so shall be fast asleep by kick off time

Starmer really is a fucking bellend isn't he

>>215836855
tonight is an exception then lad

>>215836835
What’s your favourite module so far?

>>215836897
Ya gotta love the Trumpster

>>215836835
Are you studying biology so you can find out what those two balls between your legs are?

>>215836879
Gonna do this to you-know-who

>>215836897
>Leftypol when Trump finds the cure for cancer

>>215836828
I didn't go there last time 4chan died. I just went back to living a normal life.

>>215836929
Sure you did mate. Sure you did.

>>215836922
Fate worse than the cruciatus curse

any female man in?

>>215836897
got to play the game i reckon. got to kiss donnie's roast beef diarrhoea encrusted bumhole to keep things sweet with him cos he's a vengeful mentalist who only responds to flattery and shiny gifts.

>>215836905
Ecology ones but I'm finding cellular biology more interesting than I thought I would

There's no /brit/ thread on sharty atm

>>215836978
Yeah you have to admit Starmer has played a blinder with Trump. He never seemed as fond of any of the Tory PMs as he is off Starmer, he practically sucks Sir Keith off every time they meet

it's impossible for blacks and east asians to get along, it's in their genetics

>>215836982
how are you finding having a willy and balls?

>>215836588
she says barm

>>215836955
Worse than boneitis too

getting bored of re4 now, need it to end

>>215837027
Probably a lot easier than you having a vagina on your head

Off to buy the mrs a big colin the caterpillar for her birthday

>>215837019
omds this zoomer hasn’t seen Rush Hour

>>215837048
BONEITIS

>>215837031
You've got a Scouser I'm afraid

>>215837072
no you aren’t spaki

>>215837072
they do a girl one now

Smashing my cock and balls into a bloody pulp with a mallet

>>215837089
imagine it was a scouser and he somehow couldnt tell kek

Sticking a black labubu up my arse

Sucking on a massive looky looky man's big black BBC cock

>>215837145
Who let Rorke’s mam on /brit/?!?!

>>215837145
What does the bbc stand for?

*runs into the thread and slides on the floor with my socks, slipping and falling awkwardly on my wrist*

>>215837145
very good very nice

>>215837015
ah yes he's "played a blinder" by mindlessly doing whatever he's told

do black people like filipinos?

>>215837089
scouser is like the one northern accent I can spot and she's definitely not that. My educated guess is Sheffield or maybe Lancs

>>215837154
Beastly, bulbous, cronem

>>215837178
Maybe West Lancs which is basically Scouse. East Lancs is teacake country.

>she's from Sheffield
would you?

>>215837145
mad how they're all drug dealers and selling caps and handbags is just a front

>>215837193
>which is basically Scouse
wool detected

Me? I get 1360£ a month in pip and enhanced UC. Live at home. Buying a camper van, got a new phone, smartwatch, been on multiple holidays, frivolously buy camping gear. The ol' mental elf you see. It's a good life, very good life.

Failed uni twice, fired from multiple jobs. Cannot do society. But can happily leech off it!

need a couple of musky pipe-hittin boat cronmen thugs to split my little white arse wide open with their jungle harpoon bbcs

>>215837198
Sheffield could mean any surrounding town in South Yorkshire and she just said that to avoid further questions

>>215837238
Don’t we all?

>>215837227
bet you smell

>>215837244
Ktim

My DPD man's got a turban and it's wrapped quite neatly, not a single wrinkle
Suspect it's fake

Highly promising results from my research

Might go woke, see what happens

>>215837227
>1360£

>>215837238
And what would your lady like?

Rorke dumping his gf when he finds out she's from woking

>>215837314
scrm

Always hated Star Wars. Hate that nerd shit.

who here /snapchat/

>>215837314
dont think he'd say it that way

>>215837227
You earn more than I do working 45 hours a week

>>215837375
Sorry I don't go to restaurants

installing a skyrim mod that lets me kill the thieves guild

>Live at home
where else would someone live mongo

>>215837410
alri unc

>>215837393
what do you do?

>>215837432
I think it's a yank term for still living with your parents. Since they get kicked out at 18

Hypnotising chickens

>>215837227
My mate tried to get pip but only managed UC + limited capacity to work unfortunately
PIP really is the ultimate gravy train
Not tempted to get a set of motability wheels?

French lads talking to each other on /brit/ in English

Saar you cannot teach the Irish children
https://x.com/EnochBurke/status/1978077051891392842

I love england i love english weather i love english cuisine i love english women i love english tea i love english culture

>>215837546
Go on Rorke

>>215837314
YELLING

>>215837535
This is multiculturalism and it's beautiful

>>215837546
Just push him over son, he's a scarecrow

>>215837227
your parents are ashamed and hate you btw

>>215837569
what happened to you 190?

>>215837569
Move back then

>>215837400
why not lad?

>>215837589
But illegal that

britain is a multicultural society
leftypol says he loves multiculturalsim but hates britain
rorke says he hates multiculturalism but loves britain

weird innit

>>215837393
That's impossible

>>215837569
Poms have so many sexy archetypes its insane
>Thick posh milf
>Trashy northern cougar
>Slags
>Prissy posh girls
>Rebellious pakistani girls
>Afro-brit bwc fiends
Poms don't realise how lucky they are to have that diversity

For the discussion of British cultures

>>215836720
Democratic days in Europe

>>215837678
We have the worst women in the civilised world and I'm fatigued from being told otherwise

>>215837535
would be rude to speak french here, wouldn't it?

>>215837594
It's untrue. They saw I tried hard. They're moving house to rural area so I can live on a small hold growing vegetables and animals. I have specific needs that normies don't. You can rot in an office. I cannot do that.

>>215837516
No, I have a car, sold my other one. Trick with Pip is history of failing but trying. I think because I went to uni twice and got fired multiple times, that's why they saw I'm not grifting. I'm a genuine case. Probably worked cumulative 3 years max my whole life.

Just did a perfectly executed triple axel into a broken leg spin

>>215837535
British thread innit
>>215837456
>>215837654
Some middle managerial position at a call center. Life is hell.

>>215836491
We can.

>>215837718
Reassess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtC4fwXI32c

>>215837264
I don't. Currently I'm exercising most days which comes with cozy bath salt baths. I'm in good shape, look good and smell good. People have no idea I'm on bennies. I just say I'm living off savings.

>>215836258
Alri Iggie Pop

wish i were on pip and max uc

rorkeypop

weedtoil looms

>>215836165
Penalty kicked that moron in the bollocks

Lil Greek fellas
Lil French fellas
Lil Aussie fellas

>>215837731
bit like mark from peep show
living the dream

Mad how jealous people get when you're on benefits lol. My friendship started degrading when I told him. Wonder if he also envied the debilitating illness and suicidal tenancies, the months long spells in bed, the antipsychotics etc. End of the day people are too selfish to think things through. Pip comes with a burdon.

>>215837787
vpn award

>>215837806
all here assembled to suckle at the teat of british charm and wit

>>215837812
>My friendship
your friendship (singular), with your friend (singular)? lmao

Pip envy

piphead

>>215837862
Guilty as charged, brit is the only good thread on int

>>215837864
Yeah, only irl one. I don't care though he was a bumbling normies obsessed with trump and other boring normies shit. Was looking for an excuse tbf. I'm not social so I prefer it this way.

I deserve Universal No-longer-young Credit (UNC)

it's a book by neetcha

>>215837814
um

>>215837812
>friendship
>random lad you game with online

>>215837929
are you an umbunny

>>215837927
haven't read it

>>215837895
truth hydrogen bomb
int is honestly a complete wasteland and its the jannies fault

business idea: take /brit/posts, translate them, post them in other generals and let the (You)s roll in

Stinky smelly girl poots.

>>215837812
The tantrums, the melties, the curry stained carpet, the 18 hour days spent playing dollhouse on a Mongolian basket weaving agora.

>>215837862
Wit for me

Any Osgood-Schlatter's man in?

>>215837757
what's your plan for say 10 years from now

>>215837970
didnt ask for your daily routine

>>215837919
>Yeah, only irl one. I don't care though he was a bumbling normies obsessed with trump and other boring normies shit. Was looking for an excuse tbf. I'm not social so I prefer it this way.

RORKE
LEFTYPOL
SNEED

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_Huguenot_ancestry
>both prince william and catherine have huguenot ancestry
lmao angloid are literally kraut'd and frog'd

>>215837964
haven't heard from her since jk rowling btfo her

>>215837987
gave that freak a hammering from the ancient world

Remember on US election night when Adam was totally off his meds? He was posting like 3 times a minute for HOURS

>>215838006
and you're an ugly brown manlet lol

you, an idiot: small
me, an intellectual: hugenot

>>215837987
sc

>>215837964
why do you do what you do?
do you think you'll ever stop?

Rorke isn't a patriot, he's a plastic patriot! He talks our country (that we've spent the last 30 years completely redefining against the will of the native population) down! Real patriotism is loving your country for what it is (we changed all of it)

Big fan of irrelevant JFs coming in here with their entry level banter

>>215838032
he's a genuine sad act

>>215838032
no

>>215838033
raped that freak

The 45% of the country that is productive is held hostage by the 55% that leeches from it

>>215837964
she looked great with this pixie cut

>>215838032
Yeah remember when Pennsylvania flipped and he utterly lost it lmao? Like something in his brain actually broke

>>215837987
Sent that benefit scrounging freak into low earth orbit

>>215838032
>remember the /brit/ poster did something months ago
please touch grass

>>215838054
for me it's when some little prick from a nato colony the size of a football field tries to do us down

>>215838054
they'll see a week old news story and think "oh i have just GOT to post this in /brit/! they'll be so upset!" and get like 1 reply
very odd behaviour, have never felt a similar compulsion myself

>>215837982
I buy gold and have savings. I'll eventually find work in rural area I'd imagine. Buy a cheap place and live off pip and wages. Gold is the best investment right now I think for poorfags.

>>215838075
45 seems very generous

oh no no no

>>215838108
for me its the weirdo indonesian and yanks who dont contribute to the thread but feel the need to make the new

>>215838150
>>215838150
>>215838150

>>215838032
>>215838082
you're on about a fictional soap opera character and US politics in a thread about British culture
whatever brain damage you're on about is a bit closer to home, mate

>>215838161
>>215838173
scream

>>215838161
>>215838173

>>215838161
howling

>>215838154
who said it was meant to be an insult?

>>215838099
Bro has seen too many american movies, thinks england stretches out forever.