Thread 215834072

>>215837403
>grog : hey woman can i assume your position
>woman : no ew get away from me creep
>grog : how can this be possible

>>215837537
I cook as a hobby...

>>215837537
Don't mock me, 7maroki, I am deeply depressed.

>>215837572
Good, next time tell her let's cook together or ask if she likes to cook dont just rush to being serf

>>215837669
It's over, bro, it's over.

woah, a wild omen sighting
would you share something about the mena culture you find interesting?

>>215837403
Looks tasty, good job

لما ترمي الزبالة ده كإن بيتك بيعمل كاكاه

>>215838081
It doesn't matter, I'll die single.

>>215838136
A bachelor with good cooking skills

>>215838136
keep your chin up bucko, but not too high
stay humble and keep trying you will reap the rewards soon enough

>>215838224
I think I'll just stop having feelings for her, wech 9awedt beha ana el feelings? Ma9awedt beha walo.

>>215838383
lmao

https://youtu.be/zV9v0RIE-iI
Sad stuff

pump

>>215838917
Reminder they didn't do anything untill Bibi killed Nasrallah

1 Million Shia in Lebanon somehow kept 20 million Aisha worshippers in Syria In Check

>>215840247
Not sure why are you mad at it, it's a forced meme and will die soon
also you really can't be a Muslim and browse this site why are you even here

>>215841319
>Also you really can't be a Muslim and browse this site why are you even here
Browsing this website is far a lesser sin in Allah's eyes than cheating on your wife like "devoted" muslims I know do

>>215841319
Lololololol be less obvious

>>215841463
Based high test muslim studs

>>215841797
Maranza

>>215841319
>Not sure why are you mad
Yeah why I would mad at modjeet sponsored spam that make board unusable
I should stop noticing next time

>>215841783
Im not a fucking jeet
I am atheist and this hadith was used by Arab atheist to mock Muslims for literal decades
the jeet spam is so forced and will die very soon stop seething you stupid muzdog you only look weak doing this

>>215841922
Jeets and jeetjanny have been spamming this site forver it's nothing new

>>215841265
I think Israel opened a pandora box by releasing these subhumans from under the boot. At least if Israel was defeated by Shia, we know they will be more merciful with civilians and simply deport them back to Europe. But if these sons of Aisha grow some balls and defeat Israel somehow, we all know there will be horrific crimes and enslavement of women and children.

What percent of nafris can actually read this shit?

>>215842331
How long are Twelvers gonna Shuck and Jiv' for the Sunnah?

Iran already banned Abu Al Lulu's holiday to appease them

>>215843100
it's always been a bit weird to have a shrine of the assassin of the nigga that literally brought Islam to you

>>215843167
It's funny tho you can't lie

>>215843100
Hell nah not Abu Lulu
https://files.catbox.moe/9qzigd.mp4

Everytime I order asian cuisine I end up overpaying for absolute vile dogshit. Do not buy anything other than fried rice

>>215844185
To be honest I don't see why any Arab would be interested in their bread given that Sheshbaraks and Sambosek exist

If you want Steamed Grains Moghrabia exists

Now Asian food made in Asia is a whole different situation, you have changs serving you 1000 years old family recipes made by mixing spices together

>>215844185
Can't relate. I never tried Asian food. I have a phobia given that they eat cockroaches and shit like that. Never know what they put in their food.

>>215837325
الله يسلمك ياخوي
https://youtu.be/qeLDu7qwCLY

>>215838095
I just realize every living thing, from unicellular bacteria that don't even have nuclei to the most complex lifeforms (humans), has to shit. Profound insights as always my Egypsy brozzer. Life is shit, and shit is life.

>>215841463
T. >>215826540

>>215844727
Plants don't shit, which is why I respect them, especially trees.

Never touch a nigga’s locks

Derby from Chad is Basically Arab right?

>>215845263
Nigga the fuck you on hell no

>>215845355
I thought the Zaghawa were some Baggara tribe

Because why else is he helping the Janjaweed when they would genocide his ass the moment they are done with Darfur

>>215845686
Why do you spend your time researching central African geopolitics lil bro? Unless you're working towards a polsci degree in the field (would not recommend) you're severely autistic and need to redirect that austim towards something more productive. May i interest you in the word of our lord and savior: Christopher Clark? Both his major history books are goated, easy to read, and very well researched. It's more useful than nigger interethnic shit flinging at least

>>215846009
fucking hate mexicans

>>215844185
their pasta soups are ok

>>215844185
>asian cuisine
I tried shaokao, hotpot noodles, mantou, baozi while in China this summer. It was okay to delicious (especially hotpot).

Why is there no nafri thread

>>215847863
come home, Arab man.

>>215847925
i'm only a quarter arab at best

>>215847988
one drop rule

>on two different occasions meet on Hornet with Moroccan twinks studying medicine in my city
>ask them out
>spend hours talking in English and a bit of French, seemingly enjoying my company
>get ghosted both times afterwards
I don't get it.

If you want weird salvia-like dreams try taking x2-3 up to 4 the recommended dose of Zinc right before sleep with minimal water (1 cup at most), bonus if you're fasting. And dont do it two three days in a row, space it out and dont do it frequently either unless you want kidney issued
Dreams become so vivid you can almost feel the objects you touch in you dreams and remember most of it, last night i had a dream where i was in the living room of my grandparents old house that they sold 3-4 years ago with some unkown olive skinned girl with long hair that was foaming from her mouth during the entire time and trying to collect the foam with her hands. Even the pillows had the exact same motifs as the old house's. The dream ended because some guy walked out of nowhere and handed me some futuristic weird looking computer at which point i realized i was dreaming mid dream and woke myself up

All muslims country must apologize
>>215848356

>>215848313
they are not gay

>>215848501
>meet on Hornet
*doubt*

>>215848556
>tfw thought it was a famous restaurant name

Love this game although i keep getting fucked over right at the last ante

>>215844185
Chinese food is absolute slop here

لما صار المركب نساني

Zutt broken general

Why does the omani always talk about love, kindness and blessings?

>>215851342
Our only omani left years ago

>>215851372
Omen

I fell in love to classical arabic. Look at this beautiful poetic description.

اللَّهُ نُورُ السَّمَاوَاتِ وَالْأَرْضِ ۚ
مَثَلُ نُورِهِ كَمِشْكَاةٍ فِيهَا مِصْبَاحٌ ۖ
الْمِصْبَاحُ فِي زُجَاجَةٍ ۖ
الزُّجَاجَةُ كَأَنَّهَا كَوْكَبٌ دُرِّيٌّ
يُوقَدُ مِن شَجَرَةٍ مُّبَارَكَةٍ زَيْتُونَةٍ
لَا شَرْقِيَّةٍ وَلَا غَرْبِيَّةٍ
يَكَادُ زَيْتُهَا يُضِيءُ وَلَوْ لَمْ تَمْسَسْهُ نَارٌ ۚ
نُورٌ عَلَىٰ نُورٍ ۗ
يَهْدِي اللَّهُ لِنُورِهِ مَن يَشَاءُ ۚ
وَيَضْرِبُ اللَّهُ الْأَمْثَالَ لِلنَّاسِ ۗ
وَاللَّهُ بِكُلِّ شَيْءٍ عَلِيمٌ

>>215851450
It has many little lines, so nah.

>>215851450
For me it's either
وَمَا يَسْتَوِي الْبَحْرَانِ هَـٰذَا عَذْبٌ فُرَاتٌ سَائِغٌ شَرَابُهُ وَهَـٰذَا مِلْحٌ أُجَاجٌ ۖ وَمِن كُلٍّ تَأْكُلُونَ لَحْمًا طَرِيًّا وَتَسْتَخْرِجُونَ حِلْيَةً تَلْبَسُونَهَا ۖ وَتَرَى الْفُلْكَ فِيهِ مَوَاخِرَ لِتَبْتَغُوا مِن فَضْلِهِ وَلَعَلَّكُمْ تَشْكُرُونَ ﴿١٢ فاطر﴾

Or
إِنَّ فِي خَلْقِ السَّمَاوَاتِ وَالْأَرْضِ وَاخْتِلَافِ اللَّيْلِ وَالنَّهَارِ وَالْفُلْكِ الَّتِي تَجْرِي فِي الْبَحْرِ بِمَا يَنْفَعُ النَّاسَ وَمَا أَنْزَلَ اللَّهُ مِنَ السَّمَاءِ مِنْ مَاءٍ فَأَحْيَا بِهِ الْأَرْضَ بَعْدَ مَوْتِهَا وَبَثَّ فِيهَا مِنْ كُلِّ دَابَّةٍ وَتَصْرِيفِ الرِّيَاحِ وَالسَّحَابِ الْمُسَخَّرِ بَيْنَ السَّمَاءِ وَالْأَرْضِ لَآيَاتٍ لِقَوْمٍ يَعْقِلُونَ﴾.

>>215852228
Beautiful. Two side word games. Tender meat fresh fish... It's like painting you can see it.

>>215838078
The Arabian Nights, Mystical Arabia, Spiritual Sufis, Spirituality in general and our beautiful aesthetics. All things I hold dear in mind and heart. I appreciate many beauties in our world...in all cultures as well. Beauty is universal, may we all bathe in beauty and love my friend...

>>215851342
>>215851391
Don’t you get tired from all the banter and shitposting?... There can be a room for new experiences as well. One must at least balance their experience. I understand 4chan culture I was there and did more...but I am now different. Did my ends justify the means...what is greater...to be born good or overcome your natural discord.

>>215853325
Arabian nights are jeet shit you're 100% an expat

>>215853401
https://france-visas.gouv.fr/en/online-application

>>215853568
https://www.tataaig.com/travel-insurance/saudi-arabia-work-visa-for-indians

>>215853629
Imagine if we always helped each other like that.../mena/ will finally be united. Together strong

>>215853665
What are you doing back in shuzoozi? Is your dad gonna force you to get married?

>>215851575
You're not pardo

>>215853703
? no. I am an Indian seeking a job opportunity here in Riyadh. I came to feed my family and had to learn some Arabic along. Weather is very hot here and I get paid 4k SR as an low accountant. Hope I get a better job

>>215853738
You're not the tranny?

>>215853325
>Don’t you get tired from all the banter and shitposting?
No i enjoy it
>>215853738
Family??! Insane larp.
brozki 4k riyal is 50k pushing power here. You should've moved to france like the moroccons, or why not dubai?

>>215853401
Do you guys really want to live in passionless bland puritanical sunni shit? There's no life to that. Same bullshit with utterly soulless protestants.

>>215854977
1001 nights and kalilah wa dimnah are pozzed morally corrupt demonic stories translated from persian and indian degenerates, it would be a net positive if most people were aware of this fact because most havent read either or know either stories' origin
Even جحا stories are better but those are morally bankrupt as well, juha cheats and steals and tricks his way into the simplest of things

>>215855046
Wasn't even referring to those stories specifically. Like you guys want to live this bland life of asceticism where you stare at barren walls, eat tasteless food, and drink only water.

>>215855083
Nothing wrong with asceticism although i'm not sure who you're referring to by "you guys" since there's not one singular "arab dream" (besides running away from your country asap)
asceticism is impossible in arabic countries because you'll just starve in a month unless you integrate a masjid which is impossible now

>>215855083
Just out of curiosity. What do you think a sunni is? Does the image of tibetan monks come to mind?

>>215855154
By "you guys" I mean puritanical sunni bullshit.
>>215855162
They're the equivalent of Protestants here in the West. With Catholics being the equivalent of the Shia.

>>215855206
Who said i was a puritanist sunni and if you're talking about salafism then they're the furthest thing from asceticism
To quote gnostic schizophrenia, if ascetics were pneumatics then salafist would be at best psychics and more commonly hylics

>>215855046
I don't understand..
Thousand and One Nights is probably mostly inspired by Indo-Chinese Silk Route stories, but by now it's part of the global zeitgeist. Aladdin for example, if you ignore the western orientalism, is a somewhat pozz free and positive take on arab society.

Damn, Led Zeppelin named one of his songs Kashmir, without ever setting foot here, and i still live vicariously through it. (He's honorary kashmiri btw).

>>215855206
True, they're the largest denomination of islam, but they're not ascetic. Not even remotely. I think conservative is the word you're looking for.

Although Islam reached our valley through Sufi- movements and their legacy still reverbrates through its veins, we're sunni and our culture is a vibrant one, thriving still in the small pocket of our state.
From handwoven cashmere, papier-mache, wood carving, folk dances, ghazals, music, art, wazwan...
If this is your idea of asceticism, then kill me now.

>>215838268
يوم جديد

>>215855083
If it was Buddhist monks doing it you'd be wet

>>215855964
>Aladdin for example, if you ignore the western orientalism, is a somewhat pozz free and positive take on arab society.
Oh yes, definitely. Especially the part where the Arab prince kills a new woman every night, and some bitch plays him like a fiddle for like 3 years straight

can someone check if im pronouncing arabic correctly? in order it goes
https://voca.ro/1nURF8yhkcHh
1. س
2. ص
3. ت
4. ط
5. د
6. ض
7. ذ
8. ظ

>>215857603
Not really

>>215857603
You need to chill bro it sounds like you're freaking out while making this. This is just a Mongolian Underwater Basketweaving Forum, we're all losers and dipshits to some extent you don't have to impress anyone here.

But to answer your question: you mix up (س) and (ص) , you should imagine the first as the sound you make when saying "Saaar", the second is more of a whistling sound. (ت) Is literally just a "t" you don't have to overthink it. Your (ط) is on point though good job. You don't have to overthink (د) either, just say "dada" like a baby calling for its daddy and that's pretty much the sound. You couldn't pronounce the (ض) but that's to be expected it's a really weird sound especially compared to English phonology. I personally can't tell the difference between (ذ) and (ز) so i don't feel qualified to comment about it. You also need to chill a bit with the (ظ) it almost sounds like you're trying to say ʕ instead when it's not a pharyngeal sound unlike how Wikipedia describes it. I promise it has nothing to do with ʕ just take it easy.


I wouldn't recommend learning Arabic over an actually useful language. But don't worry you'll figure it out eventually. You will find a way.

The letter Q only exists because westerners couldn't pronounce ق but they kept the letter anyway

On that note i don't think Wikipedia is a good source at all for how you should pronounce letters. The narrator guy almost never gets pronunciation right for any of Arabic's sounds and when he does get close to it he sounds like a down's syndrome patient, not a good way to learn phonology in my opinion. This source is much better imo (https://youtu.be/aMv7HB2xbVs) because he pronounces things correctly.

>>215858016
egypsie can you like stop being obnoxiously annoying momo married a 9 year old. before you bring out isaac and jacob remember these are your prophets and forefathers too boy

It turns out abjad letters are name after things
Alef - ox
Bet - house
Gimel - camel
Dalet - ?
Het - something to do with a farm or a fence
Ayin - eye
Yod - hand

But the others are lost

>>215858053
Could you shut the fuck up, stop baiting a troll, and leave our thread immediately? You have your own thread if your going to come here to be a cunt you should fuck off and leave.

>>215858053
I'll see you in your thread, jewrat. Start mass reporting, you tiny dicked pasty little shit

>>215858061
Mem - water
Lam - Shepherd stick
Nun - fish
Peh - jews suck baby penis at circumcision

>>215858098
no, he's a dick who needs to be dicked straight

>>215858104
infatuated

>>215857566
>Long ago, there was a great king called Shahriah. He was a good king — until he found his wife loved another man. Then the King was very angry with his wife. 'Cut off her head!' he roared. The executioner took the King's wife away, and cut her head off.
>'A woman's love is like a leaf in the wind. No one ever knows where it will go next.'
>'I know what I shall do,' said the King. Bring me a pretty, clever girl and I will marry her. And tell the executioner to come to the wedding. He must cut off the girl's head the next morning, before she can stop loving me.
LOL..I apologise and kneel americanon

>>215858309
bro the arab world has an obesity epidemic be quiet boy

>>215858309
طيب ايه رأيك ترد عليك في خيطه هو وتنيل فيه هناك بدل متملي خيطنا سبام وهو يبلغ بوستاتك ويتمسح الخيط بتاعنا؟ بدل ما يتمسح خيطنا روح امسح خيطهم. من يعلم يمكن لو عملتها كفاية هيملوا من الموقع ومنشوفش بوزهم تاني. يلا يا جدع روح ل/يسر/ وخلي خيطهم يتمسح

>>215858334
Kill a chicken about it. Make sure to wear a diaper in case the chicken wants to scratch you in a "terrorist incident"

>>215858309
I legit don't know a single Muslim who stayed fit or skinny after Marriage besides those with weird Genetics that also prevent them from gaining muscles

>>215858425
>من يعلم يمكن لو عملتها كفاية هيملوا من الموقع ومنشوفش بوزهم تاني
حلوة دي

>>215858484
Don't (You) me, idol worshipper, reincarnation-fag
Your kind would get beheaded by any of the major religions in the area. You're only being kept around as a puppet minority

>>215858551
>ka'aba dog calling anyone Idol Worshipper

>>215858735
Yes, a cube is an idol. Now go chant some gibberish and dance in a circle like a dervish

>>215858334
Samin

>>215858766
>Dance like a Dervish
We literally believe that's degenerate stuff, those are Ahl Al Sunnah who do that shit , dancing in Mosques like Pagans

ما أعظم سلطان الله

>>215858309
>be fat
>someone says that you're fat
>"oy vey! that's antisemitic!"

>>215858324
I hear the music every time I read that

I'm not sure if it's that movie, but there's one where the guy tells the genie (Asian for some reason) to make it stop raining, so the genie pulls out a wrench and starts turning it in the clouds to turn the water off

>>215859506
Pretty good

I would love to kill jewish babies

>>215861064
I would love to have a ton of little kitty babies https://youtu.be/BgIgKcqPd4k

>>215858482
egypsie what is your BMI darling

يا لثارات الحسين

Can you guys understand this?

>>215863273
Every other word is in arabic but it looks like they're talking about some official in Egypt

>>215863362
Would you consider Ottomanish a dialect of Arabic?

>>215863583
Nah not to that extent, but i wouldnt put it pas being classified it as semitic like maltese