Thread 215836976

>https://zutted.com/
My sides

>>215836976 (OP)
Fucking motherfuckers I hate all of you murtads and that Egyptian motherfucker too fucking murtad faggots you think it's cool to bend over backwards for pajeets spamming their unfunny memes

>>215836976 (OP)
reported to the morality police

>>215837017
Um... you are Indian

>>215836976 (OP)
>it's real

>>215837043
He forgot to turn his VPN on

>>215836976 (OP)
>>215837055
Your families would disown you. Your friends would turn their backs on you.

Noice, but that lazy faggot needs to upload ALL of the OC that spawned over the course of the past

>>215837017
You know who else bent backwards for pajeets?

>>215836976 (OP)
Holy KEK

>>215837109
My family is super homophobic
If they find out about 6 Indians gangnaged the prophet they probably gonna convert to something else by end of the day

LMAO

>>215837166
Tell em

>>215837157
Fucking bodied XD XD

>>215837017
ZUTTEDDDDDDDDDD IN YOUR BUTT

>>215836976 (OP)
It's down. What was it?

>>215837109
imagine not being religious and living is an islamic country, it must be hell

>>215837157
XD

>>215837157
Goddammit you’re so good at come backs

Was he really a zuttslut?

>>215837944
You know who else had cum on their back

>>215837157
bodied that freak

>>215837157
sent that freak flying

>>215838045
HE'S UNSTOPPABLE

>>215836976 (OP)
lmaoo who made this

>>215837109
GET THE FUCK OUT OF GERMANY GAY ASS MUZZDOG

>>215837109
no they wouldn't. it's a weak hadith.
idk why anons had to leave all the weord Bukhari and Muslim stuff only to jump at weak shit.

let's cool it with the islamophobia and homophobia okay?

>>215837157
Freak status: Bodied

>>215837157
HOLY KEEEEEEK

qrd pls

>>215838045
owari da, he's never recovering

>>215838283
Don't pull the Farid Responds style of "it's all daiiiiiiiiiifffff"

>>215837109
>t.

>>215838431
In a narration compiled by a top muslim (ibn hanbal of the hanbali school), momo went to the desert and got banged by a bunch of jeet-looking mofos and had a friend of his watch it all.

>>215838510
daily reminder tons of traditional muslim poetry is about homo lust

>>215837043
>>215837066
India has 200+ million muslims

>>215838633
>daily reminder tons of traditional muslim culture is about homo lust
FTFY

>>215837157
MY SIIIIIIDE

>Is that a group of big Zutt Zluts coming for me
>hhh I need my cuck commander
>cuck commander stand within this cuck circle please, it is allahs will, you must watch and document tonight
>Those big Zutts are almost here
>ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh allah willing, let me be ridden into the morning, its all for you big guy.
>oooooohhhhhh i fell over right in front of this giant, swarthy Zutts and my pants fell off.

I cant believe the prophet(zbuh) said all this and did all this. islam is a really gay religion I guess.

>>215838681
ZESTY

>>215838722
The more you know...

>>215838510
>sunan abi dawud
into the trash. are you the same Spaniard who called me a kafir for rejecting non-Bukhari and Muslim hadith books.
>Farid Responds style
what's this?

It was very funny before the jeets discovered it. Everything you touch turns to shit somehow

>>215838841
There's literally Bukhari in the comment above yours lol

>>215838283
>it's a weak hadith
it is sahih, you cope all you want
written down by one of the top 4 sunni imams and attributed to the guy who has 800+ hadiths to his name

>>215838841
You seriously think an arbitrary line that almost every sunni would consider kufr is a defense?

>Same Spaniard that called me a kafir
Naam

>>215837166
tell them and film it so we can see you getting publicity executed for blasphemy

>>215838912
yes. meme that and other Bukhari and Muslim stuff for maximum credibility.
>>215838929
he wrote down stuff without vetting them. Bukhari and Muslim did vetting.
>>215838991
the defense is the hadith not being from Muslim and Bukhari and even then it is classified as weak.

>>215839112
>he wrote down stuff without vetting them
yeah mate sure
>Muslim and Bukhari
but don't you fags claim Muhammad raping 9-year-old Aisha as a weak hadith too?

>>215837157
Lmao
>>215839000
>getting publicity executed for blasphemy

> Why is this guy getting hanged?
For blasphemy.
>Oh,what did he say?
-
Then millions of people will know about the Zutt.

>>215838841
>>215838991
Like nigger, you know all your great mufassirun: ibn Kathir, al-Qurtubi, at-Tabari, ibn Taymiyya, etc. all quoted from Sunan abu Dawud, Musnad Ahmad, Sunan an-Nasa'i, Sunan ibn Majah, Sunan al-Tirmidhi and many more?

Imagine having to throw your religion under the bus just to save yourself from embarrassment, ya mishkeen...

>>215839160
That's mostly Joshua Little, who also destroys almost all of isnad-cum-matn niggerdom which basically destroys islam.

Shias sometimes do claim Aisha was older, but only to say she was a crazy hoe who slept with half the city.

You guys realize this is going to result in a mass expulsion of jeets from Arab countries if you keep this up

>>215837157
Put me in the screencap

>>215837157
Sent that freak to the moon

>>215839463
Idk about that but there was mass expulsion of semen from Zuttjeets into Mohammeds's anus.

>>215837157
oh my days

>>215839506
Watch how VPN gang will pretend this was hilarious

>>215839484
exclude this guy from the screen cap and put me in instead.

>>215839583
exclude both of them and put me in
I'm the OP FFS

>>215839160
>yeah mate sure
yes
>but don't you fags claim Muhammad raping 9-year-old Aisha as a weak hadith too?
no. that's a Bukhari or Muslim hadith. there is no such thing as marital rape.
>>215839191
>all your great mufassirun: ibn Kathir, al-Qurtubi, at-Tabari, ibn Taymiyya, etc. all quoted from Sunan abu Dawud, Musnad Ahmad, Sunan an-Nasa'i, Sunan ibn Majah, Sunan al-Tirmidhi and many more?
and guess what? their exegesis is their own thinking.
>Imagine having to throw your religion under the bus
i'm throwing weak hadith books. not my religion.
our religion's pride is sound narration chains and authenticity for the Qur'an first and foremost. and hadiths for a lesser extent. accepting weak hadith books only weakens it.

>>215839610
You will go to jail

>>215836976 (OP)
The Internet isn't dead yet I guess.

>>215837157
Jeet God

>>215839636
>there is no such thing as marital rape.
you think it's okay to marry and fuck children.

>>215839610
>I'm the OP FFS
Don't listen to this guy!
I am OP and so's my wife!

>>215839640
Irgc interrogator:
>do you know why are you here?

For zutt lmaoooooo

Ummahsisters...

>>215839761
Welcome back anon
Spain was comfy?

>>215839833
>Spain was comfy?
no it was rainy and i hate spain

i saw the website yesterday and thought of buying it lol but someone did it

>>215839867
>Ass pain
Hmmm no suprise

>>215839901
WE GOT LIKE A WEEK OF RAIN WHAT THE ACUTAL FUCK
I DIDNT EVEN GET A TAN
NOW ALL MY FRIENDS WILL THINK I AM POOR BECAUSE I AM PALE AS FUCK

>>215839735
>children
she was no child at 9.

>>215839941
insane post

>>215839920
You got no fucking tan nigga you live in a world of cardboard and mouse shit lol only in death do we feel no pain lol

>>215839920
I mean, it’s fall
it’s pretty normal for it to rain.
You didn’t check the weather?
>>215839941
Nigga

>>215839972
puberty=not a child. she hit puberty and wasn't a child anymore.

>>215839941
please be bait

>>215839941
what the fug

>>215837157
KEK

>>215840008
>>215840010
>>215840054
see >>215840005
Aisha wasn't prepubescent at 9 so she wasn't a child anymore.

>>215837157
>>215837017
>>215836976 (OP)
samefag
stop spamming this shit

>>215840176
Okay, what if a 2 year old girl hits puberty (precocious puberty), is it okay to mount and ride her?

Zuttslimes are abhorrent creatures.

>>215840176
>Aisha wasn't prepubescent at 9
Where's the hadith that says she got a huge bush?

>>215840176
>>215840005
puberty is a gradual process that takes years. a 9-10 year old is still in the early stage, which would typically correspond to Tanner I on the Tanner scale. it's a child that's begun to grow into a woman, but a child nonetheless

U will get it soon

>>215837157
sent that freak flying

>>215837157
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>>215840337
Muslims have an insane take that as soon as puberty starts they can defile them. Even Jews and early Christians viewed marriage+sex as something that happens afterwards requiring maturity after puberty.

Note, the quran-only niggers have an even more insane position as 65:4 allows marriage regardless of age (infants even), with hadiths adding some light guardrails.

>>215839636
Literally a kafir and marital rape is in the quran. Hell, plain old rape is in the quran.

>>215837157
I kneel

>>215840217
one of the marriage conditions is both sides must accept. a 2 year old can't accept since it's not "aware" yet.
>>215840337
children vary in their puberty and there is no set age for it to begin.
i'm not going to check your Tanner scale.
>it's a child that's begun to grow into a woman, but a child nonetheless
that's your opinion.
in my opinion, hitting puberty disqualifies one from being called a child.
just hitting puberty doesn't mean their reporductive organs are ready for sex. but they also don't have to finish all the puberty phase to be ready for sex. it lies somewhere in-between that is different for each person.
>>215840527
>Literally a kafir
literally headcanon
>marital rape is in the quran
quote it.

>>215840527
>Muslims have an INSANE take that as soon as puberty starts they can defile them.
>Even Jews and early Christians viewed marriage+sex as something that happens afterwards requiring maturity after puberty.

Insane take? My nigga learn some history. Picture very much related.

Only modern christcucks oppose "child" marriage. It was still widely practiced two or three generations ago.

>>215836976 (OP)
>>215837157

>>215840609
This is the malay proxyfag

>>215840527
>Leaves ahl al Sunnah
LMAO go tell your imam you shit all over the classic exegetes and the ulama itself.
That you're going to wipe your ass with umdat as silak and book of fiqh you can find for even daring to use hadith from the full kutub al sittah and not just the two you randomly obsess with.

>>215838681
this made me hard...

>>215837157
LOOOOL

>>215837043
Indian muslims...dont even start with their mental gymnastics

>>215840603
>in my opinion, hitting puberty disqualifies one from being called a child.
that's an insane take you have to conjure to defend an act of pedophilia that stems from ignorance. because puberty is a gradual process, you understand that its start doesn't mean you've reached sexual maturity. and unless the child in quesion wasn't abnormally but conveniently sexually precocious it's very unlikely that she had reached it at the age of 9

>>215840691
Who's that? Tell me the lore.

>>215837157
Bodied that freak

>>215840609
>proves my point
You know, if I use your criteria of "rulers did this": muslims are all homosexual little boyfuckers?

Though it was pervasive and not just nobility: >>215838681

>>215837157
I don't get it.

>>215839636
Meant for you >>215840797

>>215837157
I kinda feel sorry for that Indonesian guy with broken English that spent 2 days trying to defend Islam after seeing this.

>>215840953
My nigga, why are you in denial? There are lots of people alive in Spain today whose mothers and grandmothers got married at like 12 and had their first kid at 14 or 15.
It's just the natural way and there's nothing wrong with it.

That's what we've done for most human history. Only modern feminism made it a taboo.

>>215840603
>one of the marriage conditions is both sides must accept. a 2 year old can't accept since it's not "aware" yet.
Aisha's father decided her marriage and Muhammad decided Fatima can't marry
fuck off with the must accept cope
what about a 4 year old who can accept?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WujkEYse_MI

>>215840000
>You didn’t check the weather?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
LITERALLY VICTIM BLAMING FROM THE GUY I LOVE ANC TRUST THE MOST
IT'S *********************ALWAYS******************* SUNNY AND MILD IN VALENCIA IN OCTOBER

I GOT SCREWED
I GOT SCREWED HARD
(not as hard as the prophet tho)

>>215837157
Holy fuck

>>215840086
>>215840826
>>215840797
>>215840612
>>215840609
>If we spam an impotent meme we can reconquer our lands!

No you can't
you are defeated yurocucks
>b-but eastern eu-
they're in the EU. Muzzies have EU citizenship now

It is over.

>>215837157
why do the indians here have more wit than the retarded ones on /pol/. They havent had a single win in what feels like a year.

>>215839867
>>215839920
>>215841144
It's so sad that your vacation was ruined. Just ask for a refund from the Spanish government.

https://administracion.gob.es/refunds

>>215839941
Pottery.

>>215837157
syed won't come back to this website ever again

>>215841276
>tp
>tf

>>215840880
Thing is the very hadith this belief comes from is a Hadith the jordanian tosses out (Abu Dawud 4933).

To be fair the quran in 65:4 is very clear, you can marry infants (those who have not yet menstruated).

The funny part is they sometimes bring up a Hadith about not harming them, but the vaginal canal is tiny at the start of puberty so momo had to have had a small pecker KEK

Also a reason why in islamic countries there's an epidemic of young girls with torn and scarred lower parts.

>>215838681
>Louis Crompton
>Stephen Murray
>Will Roscoe
>all homosexuals themselves
lmao?
>>215840880
>that's an insane take you have to conjure to defend an act of pedophilia that stems from ignorance
is it and does it though?
>because puberty is a gradual process, you understand that its start doesn't mean you've reached sexual maturity
we agree here.
>it's very unlikely that she had reached it at the age of 9
that's your opinion.
the fats are
>he married her at 6
>fucked her at 9
why did he wait if she is still a child at 9 as you claim?
he waited for her to be ready for sex. so, she wasn't a child at 9.
she didn't get her entrails ripped apart and bleed to death so she wasn't a child.
>>215840797
>and not just the two you randomly obsess with.
those 2 are the most correct hadith collections because they did the most vetting. no one dares to dispute this fact.
i don't shit on exegeses at all. it's just their opinion and they're allowed to hold whatever opinion they choose to.
collecting even weak hadiths is great because it shows the integrity of hadith theologians throughout the ages.
>>215841120
i'm not about to watch your video.
yes, one of the other conditions for marriage is the approval of the woman's guardian.

>>215841271
LIKE IM PAYING FOR MY OWN VACATIONS

LOL

OMEGA LOL

ALSO I DONT WANT MONEY
I WANT FUCKING PHOTOS
WHERE ARE MY PHOTONS BRO

>>215841276
pedophilia = sex with prepubescents

>>215840929
The malayshit ummah warrior that seethes in the zutt threads (same one that spams ai slop redheads) proxyfags, and likes to use the Spanish flag. >>215839805
>>215839835

>>215841368
LOL, where am I defending paedophilia, you demented pakistani rat? I'm irreligious.
Meawnhile this guy >>215839941 is unironically and quite seriously defending middle aged men fucking 9 year old children.

>>215837157
India is officially a super power

>>215841546
the point is papists can't accuse anyone else of being pedophiles
only Protestants are clean

>>215841464
so sex with 11 month old girls who hit puberty is all right, right?
>inb4 they can't accept
parents can arrange the marriage
>>215841410
>i'm not about to watch your video.
it's a few seconds long, shows an Islamic apologist. Predo like you.

>>215841562
How am I a "papist" you dumb retard? I just told you I'm irreligious.

>>215841092
>dances around the point
>>215840953
Debunk this and the paper in the quoted comment.

Then proceed to cut out: Ephesians, Corinthians, Proverbs, Ezekiel from every Bible and Tanakh on the planet.

Which means you wouldn't have to burn all historical diocesan documenta of Europe showing how for centuries the norm was not to fuck children, particularly 50 year olds with 9 year olds.


You don't have a leg to stand on to prove the assertion that Christianity approves of 50-something year olds banging little 9 year olds.

>>215841358
What's funny is it's his ancestors that likely laid waste unto Mo's bussy, if there is even a miniscule element of truth to his claimed ancestry (there isn't)

>>215841609
your flag canonically represents catholicims

on /int/ you are not a person you are the canonical representation of your flag and all it represents.

>>215837157
it's over

>to ride him
>they had ridden him
doesnt this mean they rode him (i.e. they were penetrated) cowgirl style THOUGH

>>215841651
>Changes flag
Ah, I didn't relize it was you. Fuck off, moron. Use a single IP like the rest of us.

>>215841410
>those 2 are the most correct hadith collections because they did the most vetting. no one dares to dispute this fact.
>i don't shit on exegeses at all. it's just their opinion and they're allowed to hold whatever opinion they choose to.
>collecting even weak hadiths is great because it shows the integrity of hadith theologians throughout the ages.
Not the point I made, try again.

If you stick to discarding everything outside of Bukhari and Muslim as well as all the mufassirun (who also use Hadith outside of the two you chose) you are a heretic and cannot abide by the fiqh of either Maliki, Hanbali, Shaafi'i or Hanafi, as those draw upon sources outside of Bukhari and Muslim.
You have left ahl al Sunnah.

At this point just become a Rashad Khalifa nigger.

>>215841569
>>inb4 they can't accept
>parents can arrange the marriage
i already answered you. one condition is both soon to be married must accept.
>it's a few seconds long, shows an Islamic apologist
it is cut. he tells him >parents then it cuts off
why would you use a cut video as evidence?
and it's 56 seconds you lying fuck.
>>215841546
wasn't he beyond middle aged? maybe in his 50s?

>>215841819
He's being sarcastic. That UAE anon is a rationalist.

>>215841804
yes lol, absolutely Zutted by a pack of Zluts while his little cuck in the cuck circle documented all of it.

Every thrust from each Zutt was carefully written down, every moan, groan, whimper, and cry(muhammad did all those) and the battle cries(from the Zutts) in extreme detail.

Sadly these more descriptive documents are only for the highest of those in the Zuttlam, i mean islam.

>>215839941
ach

>>215837109
Moin Habibi 1 döner bitte mit alles

>>215837157
SENT THAT FREAK INTO THE STRATOSPHERE

>>215841846
>At this point just become a Rashad Khalifa nigger.
elaborate.
>you are a heretic
>and cannot abide by the fiqh of either Maliki, Hanbali, Shaafi'i or Hanafi, as those draw upon sources outside of Bukhari and Muslim.
those are 2 different things.
and you don't have to adhere to one or even any of the 4 ways.
they didn't have Bukhari and Muslim in their days since they died before Bukhari and Muslim.
if they had authentic hadiths at their hands, why would they bother with non-authentic stuff?

>>215841878
He's not from the UAE. He's not even Canadian. He's a dumb faggot who's using a spoofing tool to spam the catalog. See this thread where he does it in the most obvious fashion >>215840836, >>215840887, >>215841512.

>>215841948
Do turkroaches and gayrabs even bother learning german?

>>215842039
seethe on, muzzies have conquered yurope. you can't win

>>215837157
lost LMAO

>>215842039
This is probably him too >>215841681

>>215842108
you're not spanish sanchez you live in southern california oblast

>>215841410
>she didn't get her entrails ripped apart and bleed to death so she wasn't a child.
Because momo has a small pecker. A narration even states he was the "weakest" until jibril gave him a special harissa Viagra KEK

>Vaginal Canal Length 9 years old
>5.5-8 cm. || 2-3 inches
>6.5-12cm || 2.5-5 inches post puberty

KEK no wonder he submitted to jeets

>>215842044
STOP BEING RACIST YOU PIECE OF SHIT

THIS IS /INT/ YOU FAT WHORE

>>215842108
Yeah that's also him. See how his flag changes with each reply.

>>215837157
samefag but still made me kek

>>215837157
free (you) award

>>215837157
Lmao

>>215842044
Turks by now all speak shitty ghetto German and not turkish, but are still proud ethnonationalists
Arabs unironically don't speak German

>>215842039
That's chikaner
why is /int/ so full of newfags

>>215842314
I was just curious, since they seem to form ethnic ghettos, even they even had to learn German to get by.

Insane how Hindus think it will stop love jihad and thousands of Hindus reverting to Islam every day. They are pushing this zutt agenda hard all around the internet but it won't work inshallah.

>>215842468
>thousands of Hindus reverting to Islam every day
but will that unrape Muhammad?

>>215842468
yeah but, everyone is starting to learn islam is the homo fag gay zuttsex religion lol.

>our prophet had a train ran on him(pbuh) by a bunch of Zesty Zutts
>TAKE US SERIOUSLY.

no

>>215842507
what is metaphor? do you also read your hindu tales literally?

>>215842638
What is it a metaphor for?

>>215842638
>>215842818
>wallahi the rape was a metaphor for allah's test

>>215842638
nothing about that official, canonized, and literal Hadith was a metaphor.

In fact the real translation is even more serious and damning.

>>215837157
Indian rocks

>>215837157
I'm replying to this post, too.

>>215842348
I know who he is, which is why I recognized him the moment he switched flags. But it seems others don't realize they're replying to a single person.

>>215842871
and how could you know, you can't even read arabic rakesh

>>215836976 (OP)
I think they're just black jinns that climbed on him.

>>215836976 (OP)
I think they're just black jinns that climbed inside him.

>>215843111
>>215842871
>dont translate our holy book saar
The only difference between a prophet and a faggot is writing it down

The year is 627. Arabia lives under ZUTT RULE. All Arab males are sissified. Arab women live to serve ZUTT KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Arabia's ZUTT FUTURE.

Muhammad remembers life before the invasion – before the state-issued aphrodisiacs, the sissy veils, frilly undergarments, and mandatory chastity. He lives in the war-torn outskirts of Mecca, where he hides his beautiful lover Abdullah from the clutches of the brutal ZUTT army.

As musclebound ZUTT soldiers prowl the desert, searching for fertile Arab twinks, Muhammad will stop at nothing to protect sweet Abdullah's purity. In his indigo-dyed headcloth, coquettish silk girdle, and sheer linen trousers, Muhammad gives his tender brown body to a gang of pitiless black ZUTT soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Muhammad prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Ahmad ibn Hanbal presents a tantalizingly political vision of the past. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of eight-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The ZUTT KINGS have their way with Muhammad's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of ZUTT BVLLS in leather jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate jizya. Explore the mind-bending world of ZUTT FUTURE, the first book in Ahmad ibn Hanbal's brand new series.

>>215837157
Put me in the screencap

>>215836976 (OP)
top ebin

MOTHER OF GOD PUT ME ON SCREENCAP

>>215837157
Zutted that freak

>>215843139
Is this not a viable explanation?

>>215837157
holy fuck lmao

>>215837157
>>215838045

>>215837157
dumb joke, didn't laugh :)

>>215837157
OH NONONONO SAARS BROS WE'RE SO BACK

>>215843217
>>215843208

>>215844610
This is what happens when you accept Russian refugees

>>215837157
>>215838045
pfffffffffffffffffAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>215837017
>>215837157
>samefagging
Uh ooooh
He totally not acting butthurt sirs... The syed who totally muslim...who always acting "seethed" , who might not aware of desuarchive exist (look at history)
Uh oooh need mod sponsored drama to fix the jeet "reputation"

>>215839636
>and guess what? their exegesis is their own thinking.
My exegesis is that ALL hadiths are bullshit. Claiming that "it's just my opinion bro" won't help me when my head is getting chopped off for apostasy.
https://h.uguu.se/gHlrcxWX.mp4

>>215836976 (OP)
bump ofc

>>215845080
Kill yourself muzdog

>>215845080
holy schizo

>>215845080
Would be pathetic if didn't work, since it works as expected becames anniyong from pathetic
>>215845441
Total Christcuck death

>>215844610
>gave aids to the very people who were "carrying water" for him
play stupid games, win stupid prizes lol

>>215845571
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yeah he schizo
fact: mod(i) tried to hide it by archiving a thread (where the image 1st posted) after 5 minutes last reply,
thread shouldn't archived 5 minutes after last post

>>215845973
Modi and the BJP government are run by literal gujjew baniyas. They're too stingy to pay for our services.

>>215846035
total commie death

>>215837157
they will induct you into the hindu pantheon

>>215839941
lol, legendary thread

>>215839941
Please be a joke.

>>215846035
All that murder and commies still lost to Christianity

>>215840176
A child that attains puberty is still a child.....

>Non muslims discovering hidden gems of pisslam

Kek. You have no idea how degenerate and retarded things told in hadits. This is just top of the iceberg.

On the other hand pajeets are still the low of the low, poo eating animals which you can clearly see how they forcefully pushing this just now. I can clearly see like 10+ of the post ITT are proxy/VPN btw.

>>215846592
>You have no idea how degenerate and retarded things told in hadits. This is just top of the iceberg.
What are the most insane hadiths in your experience

>>215837157
its over

>>215846592
>proxy/VPN
>noooooooo non-Indian flags will never hate on islam
free VPNs don't work on 4chan and we are too poor to pay for paid + pass

>>215846592
>>215846113
You really need to fix your English, buddy.
>This is just top of the iceberg
>You have no idea how degenerate and retarded things told in hadits.
>which you can clearly see how they forcefully pushing this just now
>I can clearly see like 10+ of the post

Turks speak English a lot better. But good on you to buy a VPN, Muhammed Vishnu

>>215846694
wtf you're right it's the same goober grammar LOL

>>215837157
> "The penis of al-Zutt never weakens"
Now we have seen it in action

>>215846832
LOL

>>215837157
It's a weak Hadith ser.

>>215845106
iirc, that hadith just says some dudes were sick and were told to do that to be cured.
can be seen as a miracle not something for everyone to do. this is how i see it.
idk about getting killed for not believing a Bukhari hadith. i don't approve of it. it's not rejecting the Qur'an or the five pillars.

>>215846607
Drinking piss for sexual power, raping war captures curing anal warts with semen etc..

>>215846694
Yes, my mistake, I caught the flu and have been bedridden for a few days. I wrote without paying attention to grammar rules. If it's not you, then either one of the janitor or Soyjack poster is spamming this topic. Otherwise, 4chan hasn't produced an authentic meme since 2016.

>>215846035
>5 millions die in camps after Stalin's death
source: trust me bro

>The main frame story concerns Shahryār, a king who ruled an empire that stretched from Persia to India.[8] The story begins with Zaman, the brother of Shahryār, setting out on a journey to visit his brother at his palace. Early in the preparations, he remembers that he's left something inside his own palace, and returns to retrieve it—only to find that his wife has been making love to a black cook in their own bed. He kills them both, and continues on his journey, keeping the event a secret. Coincidentally, Shahryār finds that his own wife, as well as his numerous slave girls, have been engaging in secret orgies with black men.[9] Shahryār has his wife killed. In his bitterness and grief, he decides that all women are the same. Shahryār begins to marry a succession of virgins only to execute each one the next morning, before she has a chance to dishonor him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Thousand_and_One_Nights

Why do Arabs get cucked by black men so often?

>>215846933
Doesn't matter if that particular hadith made sense or not, the point is that you are never given the opportunity to believe whatever you feel like believing. You either take all of it or you don't.
If it's not up to you to decide whether a particular hadith is credible or not, then it's not up to you to discredit the zutt hadith.

>>215845080
*zutthurt

It is said they rode him he wasn't getting ridden, he was doing the fucking if that was the true meaning he wasnt the one getting fucked you retards lmao

Launched a coin in memory of our prophet getting zutted.

>>215845080
Oh hey that's me (spainflag), didn't know I broke you.

If you know about desuarchive, here's a thread of mine: https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215744835/#215744835

>>215847246
>I fucked them bc they cummed from me moving me ass and not from slamming my ass on their cocks.. I'm the real alpha here

>>215847246
Stop coping. We both know how twisted he is.

>>215845080
Also, I've been posting about islam for ages on pol and then here. I'd often team up with a Turkish Christian.

Are you new?

>>215847129
1001 Arabian Nights is mostly pre Islamic Persia(Sassanian).
It's just called 1001 Arabian nights because the text was heavily sterilized and repurposed post Arab conquest. The final version is Arabized but most famous stories that people know of were added like less than hundred years ago by western authors.

>>215847345
Thats what was described you idiot, no proof of him getting fucked. Meanwhile jewsus got impaled by roman bvlls

>>215847347
Read the hadith, they rode him. At worst, it implies he was fucking them. Not the other way around, how did all of you get this crucial detail wrong

>>215837157
ZUTT CHECKED FALSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>215847432
>>215847173

>>215840603
2:223 (anna shi’tum) and 4:24 for raping "what your right hand possesses".

Remember you tossed out Sunan ibn Majah and all the mufassirun, so you can't reach for 2340 or anything.

>>215839941
>>215841944
Interesting thread, have my contribution

>>215847173
that's what they want Islam to be. just like Catholicism, a central authority that dictates what to believe.
they just need to install a pope.
that's not what Islam is.

>>215846933
>idk about getting killed for not believing a Bukhari hadith. i don't approve of it. it's not rejecting the Qur'an or the five pillars.
Five pillars are from the Hadith, nowhere in the quran are they explicitly laid out as the five pillars.

Even the shahada is stitched together from two verses and explicit in Hadith.

>>215847129
@grok is this real

>>215847533
That is exactly what islam is, but you are a quraniyun kaffir.

Pleaaaaaaase tell your local imam you reject the hadith and mufassirun because they use sources outside of the quran and your two arbitrary hadith collection (sunniggers have 6 main ones).

>>215847513
you misunderstood?
westerners have marital raoe laws where the wife sues the husband for raping her. ther is no such thing in Islam. you can fuck your wife whenever and however you want.

>>215847309
>It's just a joke
I wanted to buy it unironically :(

>>215847360
This isn't entirely true. Arabs simply translated the stories from "Hazar Afsan" which is Old Persian for Thousand stories.
It's a collection of Persian and Indian folktales from around 4 to 6th century CE. For example, Panchatantra stories were popular with both Persians and Arabs that they translated it in their languages.

After the conquest, the Arabs did change it to make it more spiritual and religious but the structure of the stories was more or less the same. Talking animals, reincarnating beings, warlocks, witches, seduction, betrayal these were the old core of the collection.
The Arab adaptations after Islamic conquests adds stuff like Praise be to Allah, In His name etc etc.

Stories like Sinbad and Aladdin were added by some French merchant in the 1700s after learning them from other merchants in Iraq and other places in the middle east
>>215847625
It's true. There's other stories too with women cheating on their husband with black slaves. Or the cuck husbands getting cursed by the cheating wife. Etc etc.

>>215847722
the ZUTT really did a number on them huh

>>215847654
>you are a quraniyun kaffir
i am not.
>and your two arbitrary hadith collection
i told you before, i taks the most authentic.
i don't have an Imam. i reject central authority.
>>215847603
yes, and not all hadiths are equal.

>>215837157
ARABS SHOCKED
INDIANS ROCKED

>>215847129
>Why do Arabs get cucked by black men so often?
Ever been to France? Kek they even have a name for it: beurette a khel

>>215846888
You wanna know what else was weak? Faghammad's knees after getting gangbanged by jeets lmao

>>215847405
I’ve read it, don’t worry. In fact, I know all the interpretations too. The religious scholars in our country say that the hadith is weak and that its meaning is that in the desert, the Prophet interacted with jinns that represent themselves as zutt people to scare him and that he sacrificed his own body to persuade them, letting them enter his body, or something like that. It’s complete nonsense, of course.

That drawing the line thing also supports this nonsensical explanation like he created a space where he can interact with other worlds and jinns.

>>215836976 (OP)
How do we make this trend?
Do we all Google "al zutt hadith"

>>215837157
Muzzie sisters...

>>215847931
Didn't Abdullah sit down to cover his butt when the zutts got close?

>>215847932
one thing is certain, once it trends on xitter there's no going back

>>215847931
I don't care about the interpretations or about the weakness. Nothing in the hadith indicates he was fucked by men, its simply a retarded meme. Idiots and braindead christcucks like the apologetics guy milked the shit out of it and projected the homosexuality into it. Meanwhile mary the underage cumslut lied to the people about her premarital sex and convinced christcucks that jewsus was a miracle.

>>215848272
We Muslims respect Mary why are you putting down the mother of the prophet Isa pbuh

>>215837157
India has been redeemed. All is forgiven.

>>215848158
I don't use xitter. Better Google it just in case
>>215848272
What most likely happened?

>>215848312
because go back to twitter, nigger.

Memes can't Unconquer you yurocucks.

>>215848158
All the basedjeets on xitter are going to make this reach ever corner of the globe. We're going to get another Bataclan or Charlie Bebdo out of this.

>>215848343
The latter

>>215848360
Zuttkaner, how long has your clitty been leaking?

>>215848414
>Zuttkaner

>>215848414
you'll always be a brown spic mongrel
no amount of zuttposting will score you any white people points you mongrel chicano

>>215848272
>its simply a retarded meme
You have to admit, it's pretty funny.
>christcucks
All Abrahamic religions are bad and ridiculous Abdullah. There's no exception, they're old, chunky and can't fit in modern world. Jesus never turned water to vine, Moses never split the red sea and mohammad isn't the last prophet of abrahamic god. Get over it.

>>215848449
Zuttkaner, why did you send pictures of your penis to a Spanish homosexual in exchange for a ban evasion tool? Are you a fag in addition to being a zuttrab?

>>215848580
>send pictures of your penis to a Spanish homosexual in exchange for a ban evasion tool?
I love /int/ so much it's unreal

>>215848580
>he doesn't know
kek

>>215837157
Sirs fucking won.

>>215847246
>>215847405
>>215848272
>>215848354
melty

>>215837157
witnessed

>>215848630
Nice evasion. Does the 'ick on the 'eck poster goon his clitty to your hog?

>>215848669
>he doesn't know
lurk more kiddo

>>215848522
They could just stick with the 9 year old aisha hadith instead they completely misread a hadith and turned it into gay nigger porn erotica.

>>215848655
go back to sharty underage kid, your clitty starts to melt when people say fucking 17 year old girls is okay?

>>215848449
saaaaaaaaaaw

>>215848695
Yes but you guys are proud of your holy prophet being a creepy pedo, it's way funnier if he got gangraped

>>215848729
>You don't like me raping minors?
>YOU MUST BE MINOR THEN
This only validates why pedophilia is wrong. Underaged posters are telling you they think it's wrong. Case closed. It's final.

>>215848695
>Fucking a children is better than gay sex
Anon...

>>215848677
You're a fag?

>>215848792
There is underage love in your christian book too, so?

>>215848796
>having natural sexual urges means you are le pedo rapist
typical niggerbrained american, as soon as you hit the imaginary age of 18, you can now fuck infinite dudes

>>215848818
I meant if they wanted to make a meme from the religion you idiot

>>215837157
Kino thread

>>215848862
You're just proving what I said, you're proud your zutted momo had sex with a 9 y/o so it makes no sense to use it to mock your pathetic schizo religion

>>215839941
This is a falseflag to make muslims look bad, right?

>>215837157
I dont get it

>>215848905
I wasn't proud, you can't blame another religion for having depravity when yours have it too

>>215848924
Nope.
Check: >>215848729 >>215848862

>>215848941
The meltie over the last few days clearly proves we struck a nerve with the zutt hadith

>>215848955
How does wanting to fuck 17 year olds equate to physical abuse of children you niggerbrained american, i guess the only things they teach you in america is nigger and jew worship

>>215848885
This meme won't be mainstream don't worry. It's a touchy subject normies won't make fun of or share religious memes. It's a pajeet spam that's all. But funny.

>>215837157
saaaarpremacy

>>215848985
It only struck a nerve with people who can't read english text, the retards who got ragebaited and the idiots who think its about le gay sex. If people didn't have the attention span of a goldfish, no one would've paid attention to it

>>215849009
I couldn't care less if it got mainstream. Besides, muhammad marrying a 9 year old girl is very much mainstream

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs?si=r1oSyCuAp_45PFe8

>>215837157
REDEEMED THAT FUCKING FREAK

>>215847314
i totally believe you...

>>215841944
Why was argentina chosen as the second non-euro representative?

>>215849051
Apparently it's most muslims

>>215837157
put me in the screencap

>forcing spam most humilating shit to make half of /int/ (muslim) leave board
>now board is half-dead (my asean is fking dead af)
jesus...are we making this board fully christian-hindu aliance now?

>>215849679
>are we making this board fully christian-hindu aliance now?
based. add Zoroastrians, Buddhists. Shintoists, Taoists, Sikhs. Jains, Bahai's and so on as well. As long as it's not Judeo-Islamic weirdos

>>215849679
Get bodied you freaks

>>215849679
>half of /int/ is muslim
Would explain a lot

>>215848354
Brother you are attacking your own

>>215847394
How that constantinople going

>>215850186
>Cut off at 1699
Jej