Thread 215838150

italiano

yeah so I’ve been putting it off for FOUR weeks now but I will start next Monday I promise. I’ll fix my life then

Adam really doesn't like it when you bring up the times he made an utter fool of himself.

*jucks and jives*

50 y/o autistic incel I work with loudly announced that a reform campaigner was at his ring doorbell yesterday in the office and he took giddy delight in calling him a fascist through the app and out of his doorbell and not a single person in the office reacted or acknowledged it

>>215838150 (OP)
he doesn't look italian at all

Starting to think toillass can't read unless she reads it out loud

>>215838200
plans for the last big bash on friday?

>>215838258
What’s that

ancestry has updated their dna results
i am 5% swedish
feels fucking good to be white

>>215838238
true, his skin is whiter than a whitest italian

>I have specific needs that normies don't. You can rot in an office. I cannot do that.
Fucking bvsed as fuck
Normoid freaks cannot comprehend this

>>215838292
you know, you enjoy all your vices for one last time before turning it all around on monday

>>215838209
i think he has a humiliation fetish.
he spends basically his entire life here. literally every thread. i doubt he's ever had more than few days away from here. i remember him posting here when he was on holiday. imagine being that addicted to this place. what a fucking freak.
then he spends his free time trying to troll people then getting btfo every time lmao. he just ends up convincing people he's a fucking idiot.

just did a really nasty fart, the kind of fart that doesnt even smell tolerable to me

Wilkins retracting into my body

England is smaller than greece and is in NATO too.

>>215838337
you sound mindraped

>>215838371
not really

>>215838361
greece is just athens

Poopy poopy poo
Where are poo?
We’ve got some poo to do now
Poopy poopy poo
Where are poo?
We need some poo from you now

>>215838336
To be honest I don’t really have many vices I just am retarded, I say I’m going to do something then something minuscule will happen which will cause me to put it off for another week.

>Brighton MP urges Home Office funding for attacked mosque

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/25541316.brighton-mp-urges-extra-funding-attacked-mosque/

>>215838361
england isnt in nato

>>215838361
last time England got sacked was 1000 years ago
70 years ago for Greece and Croatia

>>215838361
there's no england now

>>215838209
His whole schtick revolves around playing dumb and pretending like there is no continuity here. Like every day he can just come in here and play dollhouse and he gets off on fooling people/people playing along with his gay little characters. He doesn't like being reminded that he is a disabled virgin who has an adult carer who is here 24 hours a day or close to it

Ngl i wouldn’t mind the government paying me something like 2k? 2.5k per month?

Greek niggas be like:
>αβγδεζ

>>215838430
>Like every day he can just come in here and play dollhouse and he gets off on fooling people/people playing along with his gay little characters
and then what did your imaginary friend do?

gives me the fear thinking of a yank looking through regional british papers, folder full of pictures of bradley walsh ready to go when he's found something juicy

>>215838435
yeh but then your life is permanently stagnated.

>>215838404
>Following Starmer's victory in the 2020 leadership election, Ward became one of Starmer's closest advisors as part of a group branded the "gang of five"
Um

>>215838474
And then he'll usually resort to this, playing dumb because he doesn't like it when people call him out because it means he has to take a break from the thread for a bit or switch up his characters. Extremely tiresome behaviour t.bh

business idea bradbooru

>>215838474
he then posted cp numerous times.

got a month ban on overwatch for calling someone dogshit
it's over

>>215838425
if ireland still exists, how can england not?

>>215838497
very telling that you think that
I'd be working a few more months on top while I build a custom converted campervan then I'd fuck off to a new city each week

>>215838543
enjoy your vacation

Might just be the laziest, gayest, dumbest nigga in the world me

Love, love me poo
You know I love poo
I’ll always be poo
So pleeeeeeeaaaaaase love me poo

at least freaks like mousey and heathernonce get laughs when they shit-post.
spaki is just fucking boring. same old dull shit every day

>>215838520
>he'll he him he his
change the record, mate, no-one cares

>>215838497
Literally how? I can do whatever I like

>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215436708/#215438831
Why

>>215838543
Time to stop playing video games and do something with your life then. See it as a sign from the Lord

>>215838604
Well that's not gonna happen I've got 2 other accounts

>>215838404
It's an insurance job lol

>>215838615
he also did a dance after
totally dabbed on her

>>215838563
>vacation
yankified freak

evil

>>215838645
fucking noob lmao
VACation means ban from a game, named after the VAC anti cheat

you lot referring to the posters you call spaki and heathermong are part of the problem, it’s the same fucking person use your eyes

>>215838652
Was doing this weekly when I was at university

>>215838552
All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore

>>215838654
carb haters will pretend this is disgusting

The crab rave song is 9 years old today

>>215838404
All mosques and synagogues in the UK(and everywhere else, really) should be torn down

>>215838592
attention

>>215838673
you didn't specific VACation however

>>215838688
>carb haters
fatties who can't control their eating

>>215838674
no be stupid. spaki is a pathetic no-life sad case but he isnt heatherfreak.

>>215838688
it's tasty but if you're an adult and eat this regularly i'm afraid you have an eating disorder

>>215838713
omdz

Cans lads, cans.

>>215838710
guarantee nazimong has an opinion on carnivore diets

Lads… lads… men’s mental elf though…

sick of toil tbqh could really do with winning the lottery tonight

>pro hamas turkish nepobaby who'd sell his mother for clout is an animal abuser
Collar me shocked.

>>215838738
wasn't worth posting this morning either

>>215838615
leftypol silent as usual

honestly all gfberg has to do is shake her arse and it gets me diamonds

>>215838738
In Britain being "down" means you're upset or "feeling blue".

>>215838710
what kind of food do ketofags actually eat?

>>215838623
You a wrongun

>>215838674
I am a leading spaki noticer and whilst I have considered the possibility of this, if this is the case it would honestly be his greatest coup de grace. I consider the possibility unlikely however. Same with mousey. However he does certainly occasionally pose as both of them.

>>215838150 (OP)
he looks italian

>>215838746
What if he's already kmsed

>>215838746
he's not here though, how long do you think my arms are? hahaha
*claps Deano so hard on the shoulder he spills his drink*
hahahaha

>>215838615
this is sad
:(

*looks around the table*

>>215838673
literally a kid game

>>215838746
im under the table sucking everyone off x

>>215838746
People have definitely seen this and thought of me.

Actually starting to think I'm mentally disabled

>>215838799
*gives you a little wave from the runtbenches*

>>215838821
ktim got away with doing nothing worthwhile at toil for years but now I'm having to do stuff I've been exposed as a brainlet

*puts aside the rhetoric*

well i'm afraid that i well i may have faked it and i wouldn't be caught deddeddeddead in this place

>>215838615
>Mr Majek appeared in the dock alongside an Sudanese-Arabic translator. Mr Majek was dressed in a grey and blue tracksuit and spoke only to confirm his name.
get billions of them imported ASAP

How is this possible

*throws scraps down from my plate to the umchickens*

Rorke reaching out to Leftypol
Leftypol telling Rorke off for going to the pub while there's a genocide in Gaza

>>215838821
Hello you cunt

seasideOMARMUHAMMAD

You don't hear much about the runt cages any more. Why is that?

>>215838879
they should all be slaughtered to a man

Get them employed, Rorke

I’m an umchick :3

>>215838821
when i was an actually mentally ill teenager i thought everyone else was crazy
thinking the problem might be with you is a sign you're okay

>>215838753
I don't give a shit about Israel or Palestine, nothing to do with me, and I don't follow streamers but I will say that it's always been obvious to me that this guy is a psychopath.

It's bizarre to me that some people seemingly can't see stuff like this without needing specific actions to crystalise the thought in their minds (shocking a dog, in this instance). I can tell instantly upon meeting people, listening to them talk, seeing how they act over time. You can just tell some people are bad inside. Evidently some people can't tell though, and get taken in by the very same individuals.

>>215838916
requires creativity and original thinking that the denizens of nu-/brit/ are incapable of

>>215838879
well it's quite simple really
the government hates you and wants you dead

>>215838879
greedy capitalists and their useful idiot leftypol cronies

can someone tell me what's wrong with these shock collars?
it says they are used for training

>>215838972
you dont need to torture an animal to train it

>>215838972
£169?!?!?!

It better cook the dog and serve it for Sunday tea for that price.

>>215838972
Need that wrapped around my bollocks.

>>215838993
lol

>>215838972
a dog should get clipped on the snout, not shocked by some godless device

>>215838972
dunno dogs are dumb anyway

>>215838982
COS DOGGOS ARE A MANS BEST FRIEND

when someone with a strong paki accent phones up my work i just say sorry we can't help you

>>215838150 (OP)
I want a ginger goddess like his wife

>>215838982
not torture though is it, it's the equivalent of giving it a little slap?

>>215839045
you dont need to slap an animal to train it

>>215839045
How about we electrocute you every time you get up and move from your smelly bedroom? Ah probably not necessary now that I think about it

>>215839084
you've done him
>>215839045
you've been done

>>215839084
Electrified that cunt worse than Hasan's dog

"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."

all im saying is that if that one aussie had got a shock collar for his pet nigger then we wouldn't have had to spend 2000 quid refurbishing the /brit/ dining hall after the Unfortunate Incident last week

will you get an American VPN once 4chan is blocked?

Bro hit the shimmy and called it a two-step.

>>215839146
Nope

>>215838417
kek

>>215838419
>what is the London rape by the Luftwaffe?

>>215839146
They already said they were blocking it ages ago and it didn’t happen

>>215839146
now /brit/'s days are numbered
finally

>>215839146
I will log off and do browse something else, don’t care just a place to waste time

so this is it. the final /brit/.

can i live in your house?

GET US BLOCKED OFCOM WE WANT IT!

We'll be gone by Christmas
Strange thing to consider

>>215838993
BELCHED

we should honour the real giants of /brit/ in the last thread. 190, Alan etc. the proper big names

We'll keep in touch though after this, yeah?

It was real. All of it.

Desu feeling quite depressed today. Very low energy

all I want for Christmas is a racially conscious Britain

remember those retarded tasks a couple leagues ago like do 18903543 laps of monkey course

wonder if 190 will see the news about us closing down and come back one last time to throw his weight around

>Adam gets called out and relentlessly mocked in the previous thread
>Switches to one of his dollhouse characters fishing for compliments
Tiresome. Very tiresome.

>>215839339
Wrong season
We're only political in summer
Too bloody cold to run around protesting and such the rest of the time

/brit/ actually meme'd the online safety act 4chan into reality

>>215839068
Personallly, I prefer whipping and hosing the dog.

>>215839146
>still using the official URL in 2025
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

>>215839385
meant to post this in the osrs thread haha oops

>>215839325
lay down for a bit and breathe deep, breathe deep enough that you feel the breath hitting your balls. this will recharge your chi-energy

>>215839325
maybe you're on your period love x

>>215839403
mcafee

>>215839422
yawn

Watching Breaking Bad. Enjoying myself

>>215839403
nonce

>>215839403
this shit is a virus idc no one is offering a vpn for free especially not weird 4chan nonces

>>215839456
Probably Leto aka David Frederick Hoffman

>gets no (you)s
>replies to himself
so fucking boring

imagine paying a vpn to post on 4chan

>>215838879
What jobs are they even doing? A million extra jobs in 5 years?

black people will kill asians and wonder why asians hate them. yeah man I'm sure the reason mr.lee is watching you on CCTV is because of white supremacy and not because your people kills his people for sport

>>215839563
doesn't happen though does it rorke

Toilfreaks stuck in traffic lmao

rorke packing his pepperami into his heavily yellowed tesco bag from 2017

SOTD

steaming

>>215839648
was wondering why the thread suddenly ground to a halt

>>215839661
bit fucking early mate

>>215839656
it's called lynx over here

>>215839655
>Rorke
>Reusing carrier bags

colonisers HATE this one simple trick

>>215839648
I’m in a lovely hot bubble bath actually, made the commute from my desk in my bedroom

>>215839661
Get yer sen down sandford lane

>>215839675
went to pub with grandad
cunt's pushing 90 and still puts away 5 pints

>>215839648
not me
at the office 11 to 7 me

>>215839679
woulda thought rorke was too frugal to buy new bags each time

Rorke wants me arrested because I don't like only fools and horses

>>215839709
How many did you put away?

>>215839685
Love how people have stopped taking this shite seriously

rorke wants me naked and on the bed

Please rate

ah yes let’s try Rorke posting that’ll get some (you)s sad bastard

>>215839740
cope
it still works

>>215839731
KWAB

>>215839731
Sir Trump Supporter

well that's a knob innit

>>215839727
5 as well but it's the only time I ever drink

>>215839325
WHY did you do it?

omds

Please rate again

>>215839792
good work agent 47

>>215839731
leftypol will never admit but trump is the most successful statesman of the 21st century
a true great man of history

>>215839731
Has there ever been as big an aura gap between a US President and UK PM

maori gf doing the haka before I put her through a wall

fucking um

nathan when this place goes are you just gonna chat to yourself on here (more than you already do)

right well that's an erect willy

>>215839785
5 and you're steaming? Hope you had something to eat mate or you'll be fetching them back up soon

might buy one of these

>>215839756
>>215839799
7/10
Aesthetically pretty but could be bigger

got a screw lose

>>215839756
you're fat lol

No, nooooooo, please don't post any more photos of lovely cocks I'm begging you

>>215839836
cor

>>215839731
It is kinda weird how much Trump seems to like Keir

rorke wants me strung up from a lamppost because I don't listen to sabaton

the collection as it were

I've just seen 2 willies

>>215839905
He hates him lol he humiliates him on purpose

>>215839918
the viral load levels in there must be lethal

>>215839905
He's a nice generous guy if you just flatter him a bit, it's so easy
Leftypol-Sanchez could've had high-speed coast-to-coast trains if he'd just been clever enough to call it Trumprail

oops! looks like some of you got lost on your way to /pol/ and /b/
but don't worry! all you need to do is scroll to the top of the page and click on the links for /pol/ and /b/
have fun!

>>215839926
actually you saw one willy twice

Cheadle's been fucking nuked
It's gone
It's been wiped off the fucking map
It's over

>>215839966
/brit/ not /yank/

*enters the thread*

remember in 2020 when we thought 'the world can't go back to normal after this'. how stupid was that lol

Ohhhhh so they CAN stop boats?

>>215839995
that's a bit rude

media outlets are hastily covering up recent cheadle events

>>215839995
did he die he looks dead

>>215839966
>t. Ellis Islander

I risk a ban all for one poxy rating FFS lads come on

just turned the light on

>>215840017
What's normal about any of this

Would let a pack of jeets run a train on my arse for a Korma rn.

>>215840020
>nooo how dare you. we sell the drugs not yooouuuu

>>215840020
just a couple of blokes with drugs
pic related they'd be outnumbered

>>215840049
alri Muhammed

>>215840017
remember 2 weeks ago when they shot that guy
or 2 months ago when WW3 was supposed to start
or 6 months ago when they tried to shoot the trump man?

do new builds have chimneys?

>>215840020
O man what are they like

>>215840041
What's there to say? It's an above average willy. What do you want from us

>>215840047
toilberg asking me to stay at my desk at 4:59

>>215840063
fuck birds

>>215840063
sloppa

>>215840041
mate it looks like you’re about to rip your cock off the way youre trying to compress it

only got one line of ket left

>>215840063
fuck your ai slop

>>215840041
I'd give it a go desu

>>215840090
not functioning ones no

ai is scary me! help!

Just answered a phone call on the toilet
Standards dropping every day

>>215840073
pic related can easily be sunk

Right
How was everyone’s day at work then? Managed to get through a lot in the afternoon personally but a terrible morning

>>215840206
if I'm on the loo I'll always let it ring

*starts doing a passionate Haka in the middle of the thread*

>>215840239
even if the national lottery calling about your winning ticket?

>>215840241
*tries not to cringe*

>>215840253
why would they only ring once?

>>215840241
*humors you whitely*

>>215840253
don't play that

>>215840230
Ignored all my urgent tasks and posted on 4chan.org

forgot it was thursday today

>>215840282
dont answer it dumbass. thats not how you collect winnings. if they calling it's because they amde a mistake and need to take the money back

Shame cocklad got banned, thought I was in there

calling it slop won't stop it from destroying your evil wretched little lives :)

>>215840220
war crime

Well leftypol?

>>215840315
IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT

ONE MIRRION TROOPS
WOOOOOOW

Giant Jumanji Jizz Stick Blackenings

The bloke jailed for threatening to kill Farage is apparently keen to return to Afghanistan now that he isn't able to live the life of Riley off tax payer money

>>215840356
self defense

Another day, another dollar banked for me and the mrs. We’ve just gotta keep grinding team, get that money together

it's basically hump day.

do you think more people shag on hump day

sir eamonn holmes

Looking forward to halloween, can't wait to surprise those little ones and see their faces when they knock on my door.

Nigga earns a dollar a day lmao

UM x

>>215840380
FUCKING UM x

It's starting to sound like 4chan will actually get blocked here lads

>>215840429
there was no lewd image posted

>>215840429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jORq1N2ty20

>>215840446
good

remember eight hours ago when /brit/ was good? what happened?

aliens are coming lads

as an ethnically half jewish lad, but one with a heart, i was hoping there'd be less death in gaza - but i'd be lying if i said that i hadn't thought once or twice about the possibility of some cheap land becoming available to me.

>>215840373
thats weird I thought these people would be instantly shot if they ever went home which is why we have to look after them

no peedas

>>215840467
toilfreaks got home

yes block this website, I’ll be glad for it

>>215840471
/x/ told me they're futa catgirls

>>215840446
im already on exeter

>>215839756
>>215839799
I'm not gay but I would suck on that thing like my life depended on it. Or if my life didnt depend on it. No actually I'd beg to suck it.

>>215840499
You what

>>215840471
About time

the only people who would be mad if this place got blocked is the ones who don’t use it for recreational screaming into the voice every now and then, which is about 10 people max

>>215840536
exeter

>>215840321
stupid boy

My halloween costume? Why, it's a crotchless black latex gimp suit.

Measured my willard the other day and it was bigger than when I last checked.

so what's the problem with shocking collars on dogs? redditors seething over a training device?

professional /brit/ posters better get job hunting

Totally addicted to /brit/

>>215840588
I wish all dogs wore them and they went off whenever they barked, annoying cunts.

>>215839146
It might actually be fucking over this time.

This is grim. 4chan is my main social outlet and it helps me connect with like minded people. Fucking hate most of the lemmings in this country.

Can we please agree on a backup plan?

a few small beers tonight

free the somerset gimp now

>>215840575
When's MGS2 Expleened coming out mate

>>215840588
you dont need to torture an animal to train it

>>215840623
>>215840623
>>215840623

he appears to be posting the peters

>>215838150 (OP)
he does not look italian, he looks like a dark nordic from norway