Thread 215840623

chappy edish

nathan you’re getting made redundant mate LOL

Dairylea Shaggables

>>215840623 (OP)
Why do feminine lesbians have masculine girlfriends?

he really is so funny

where will i make chappy edishes when /brit/ gets sent to mars like a freak

Stop saying odd shit

>>215839756
>>215839799
Corrrrrrr

Rorkū san eating his chicken and mushroom pot noodle with chopsticks

feel that beat
and we can ride the boogie
share that beat of love
i wanna rorke with you
all night
and dance you into the
sunlight

Xavier Alexander Musk

shocking a dog is torture lmao

Just coolin

>>215840775
so is being subjected to your posts

Probably am getting on a bit to be hanging out on a Chinese cartoon forum, fair play Keir

It's so telling that Ofcom came after 4chan first.

judeo-capitalists are subhumans who hate the idea of the goyim having any networks to discuss opposing them. They want us to be idiotic, servile, mixed race lemmings. Their gentile liberal acolytes are ripe for a new Dachau as well.

look what you've done rorke you fucking CUNT

>>215840791
well that's him done then, that was quick

sir lilly phillips

scream wogging a poo

>>215840806
bore off nazimong

If I get made redundant this week I'm setting up a /brit/ X /britfeel/ Minecraft server.

There are really niggas out there planning to vote Lib Dem lmaoooo

getting made poo redundant

>>215840845
why /britfeel/

>>215840842
If you're not a National Socialist, you serve the jews.

>>215840845
why dont you set up a meeting with the job centre

she's beautiful

bradley cooper went bogged

>>215840869
Love those little fellas.
>>215840875
Don't need to. Going to take an unpaid sabbatical for the next year or so.

>>215840807
lockdown induced mental illness all along

>>215840898
same exact face as a huge BBC loving slag i knew from uni to the point where i thought i was being targetted by mi6 when that documentary with her blew up

Any virginous slug cretins in? What porn video game should I buy? Was looking at Summer Memories but I think the non-porn side of it might be too boring for me

Leftypol ticking 'other white'

doing a wank

>>215840963
UM

so you’re telling me my little /brit/ safe space is going? But what will I do all day

why did he do it

>>215840950
bizarre post

Got me Discord account restricted for making a paedo joke haven't I
Shan't be appealing it because they'll look into my many threats of violence and racist outbursts and get me sectioned

>>215840988
no women in India

Gavin Barwell born in Cuckfield, Sussex went on a trip from Troon Knob, Mashpee, Massachusetts to Nuthall, Snotingahamshire.

>>215841007
corr

no but seriously what will I do if /brit/ goes any serious suggestions for a meeting point

>>215841013
Steve Elton

https://zutted.com
Fucking hell.
Indians have basically mindraped all Muslims on this site by spamming this

>>215841036
it's not getting shut ffs we had this big paranoia wank fest weeks ago

>>215841036
I'll be using the opportunity to gain a clue

poo effervescing

>>215841026
Mental go out and get shitfaced they pass out and wake up in a pile of piss and sick, sounds very grim.

get it shut who cares apart from 5 people who think they are employed here

>>215841047
mcdonalds mccafe dropping a cease and desist through my drive through window

>>215841047
They've absolutely done them haha

>>215841036
all the lads that brag about being on 6 figures will club together to get a country estate and we'll all camp together

>>215841036
you could always go back 2 reddit

>>215841036
My Minecraft server.

>>215841047
douit's indians, they can't meme

>>215841124
doubt it"s

That night when people thought it would end (even though it obviously wouldn't) was great bants though

favorite sissy hypno content creators?

>>215841036
calm down mate

>>215841148
some EXCELLENT posts made that evening

>>215841135
zack Polanski aaaaaa nigguh

>>215841156
Jeremy Godfrey

>>215841169
she looks a bit young doesn't she

Fucking kill yourself Gingerpaedo

riled up the runt cage with that one

is this true britbros?
>>>/g/106886278

Got the heating on

>>215841225
you're pathetic

Find more at http://kittymimnxgycjrgncxo26gpk4e6e665eibcwksp2eybzdfa2idr2iyd.onion/

>>215841201
Nah

>>215841217
We can only hope

>>215841217
>Isn't 4chan behind cloudflare? So IP blocks will have hillarious consequences. They will pussy out and use DNS blocks i bet.
nowtbutty as they say

Um bongo

>>215841247
John McAfee continuing to read his newspaper undisturbed

my mates gf said she wants them to move to a different place because she doesn't like knowing they'll see women hes shagged before he met her

what kind of mentail illness is that?

>>215841263
Don't know what that means

>>215841297
Haha she should go out with me then

favourite game of thrones quotes lads? for me its 'hard to put a leash on a dog when you've already put a crown on its head'

cows lambs and pigs get literally tortured but redditors seething over a dog getting a little shock for training purposes lmao fucking hypocrites

>>215841360
winter is coming is the only thing I know and I'm not really sure if it's a quote or a tagline

>>215841300
well to be exact it'll either be a nowtbutty (you can get around it by changing your DNS settings) or they will end up blocking half of the web like in spain

>>215841360
for me it's "oh my sweet summer child"

>>215841297
most women are narcissistic and insecure just blokes don't generally tell their mates about the daft things that come out of their birds mouth

>>215841360
when Tyrion goes mental in the courtroom, probably the best scene in the series

the ben and jerry's factory is completely staffed by troons lol

>>215841360
"Hundreds will die"
"Thousands"

A Lannister always pays his debts

>>215841413
>Ice cream?

a woman is someone who puts work in to be a woman

Heating on, electric blanket on, 18 Tog duvet, mug of heated Mars milk.

Oh, and it's all on for free de lads.

>>215841360
for me its got to be
>moo deng poo peng gay porn

>>215841394
Okay thanks
Should I update to Windows 11 or not

I am: seeking employment
Qualifications: no life spamming /brit/ everyday before it closed for years
I can: pretend to be different characters!

biceps and shoulders visibly pumped for the first time in my life, can tense up and make my abs visible and my physique looks half decent for once

>>215841427
Millions must

>>215841494
ktim

>>215841413
it's ben and jerry, not ben and jenny
get over it, chud

Sir Billi <.<

>>215841360
>"There are no men like me. There's only me."
>"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act."
>"And me, that boy I was ... when did he die, I wonder? When I donned the white cloak? When I opened Aerys's throat? That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead."

>>215841413
used to eat their ice cream until i found out they were turbo leftist kikes
now i'm a hagen daas man

>>215841509
we know

>>215841493
if you don't use any software that requires windows 11, then you could likely just use linux

uh oh did he just say linux? the lads here will be rattled by this. rage and copy incoming.

>>215841318
:D

ngl i did wank to that pic

>>215841607
The CP spam? We have the webcam footage already lad

>>215841566
That's Jim Thelen done

omds

Get the Roysters eaten, Rorke

>>215841217
It's looking likely - 4chan will be made an example of so that the government can win some headlines and normies can delude themselves into thinking the internet is a little safer. Meanwhile their children are being groomed/abused on Snapchat/Instagram and they're too lazy to do anything about it

i look like a weird golem

>>215841537
Ser Jaime Lannister

isn't it mental that every time gingerpaedo says he's "leaving" he spams 'p for a couple of days then just comes back and pretends he's reading books again

just found out im getting charged interest on my student loan, wtf i thought it was interest free, dont even use the pissing degree

not my fault they're so fit

just did a nice wank to milfs with big boobs and hairy fannies

>tfw 8/10 above the neck
>tfw 0.1/10 below the neck
Fucking hurts ngl

Get the kids off 4chan
Get them in the 'ki 'ssert shops

>>215841765
still screaming that time he said he was 'reading' then sent a screenshot of an audiobook on the first page of the foreward

>>215841795
hit gym lad you are lucky im ugly as fuck

>>215841763
Greatest fantasy character ever written in my humble opinion. I get emotional reading his POV chapters, if I were a Westerosi, I would kneel before him.

Why do I call myself a nigga you ask me?
Because police always wanna harass me
Every time that I'm rollin' (rollin')
They swear up and down that the car was stolen (but it wasn't stolen)
Make me get face down in the street (in the street)
And throw the shit out my car on the concrete (yeah)
In front of a residence
A million white motherfuckers on my back like I shot the President

>>215841814
2 seconds in

>>215841743
gollums already pretty weird looking

>>215841834
>>215841831
>>215841818
didnt care for these posts

mad how a girl could get pregnant aged 14 and she would become a milf despite still being very young

>>215841818
It's too late. I have lost weight, but I have loads of loose skin and horrible stretch marks - my inner thighs and biceps sag and flop around like an old womans, and my stomach is like a little mini apron. Genuinely putrid body.

Genuinely depressed thinking 4chan might be banned

Rumbling in my belly means im going to rocket liquid shit out my battyhole
>>215841862
the ilf?

>>215841888
cheer up mate whole world out there

>>215841683
leftypol supports this

business idea: a burqa wearing Muslim woman who is also a nudist so she completely covers up leaving the house but her neighbours can see her fat naked arse and tits bouncing about in her windows when she gets home

>>215841537
>massive piece of shit
>im ser Goldenhand the Just now im different, forget about all that shit i did i saved kings landing you know
fuck this faggot

a markedly different crowd to the 2pm /brit/
it's like all the mongs who don't wfh just entered the thread

>>215841935
im a mong that wfh

/brit/ perma virgins getting EVICTED my daysssss

big fan of belly dancing

mental how they're literally the fittest ones around

he split robins arrow in TWAIN!!!!!

starting to realise how peng tummies are
want to kiss some plump ting tummy

>>215841870
how fat were you lad? you can get that skin tightened up. get as much muscle as you can also, fill it out

>>215841973
you walk down the street and your fat belly starts dancing

>>215841973
big fan when you found this webm I imagine, poseur

>>215841607
>>215841777
she is Liliana from AMS

>>215842001
He looks like Alec Guinness

I've been here ALL DAY

>>215842001
Reckon he zaps it

right gf is on her way over, we part ways chaps

got a stupid meme degree, just work random warehouse/retail jobs now. dont know what to do, dont want to go back and waste 3 more years in education, may look for a STEM apprenticeship but there doesnt seem to be much out there

hit a creative wall in my AI assisted erotica writing

SSM is on the domi domi dominoes pizza for tea de laaads

The UK Puberty Blocker ban has now murdered 30 children.

More children have died under the UK Puberty Blocker ban while waiting for treatment that would never come than were treated at GIDS the ENTIRE YEAR I was referred.

30 trans kids killed by Labour's unjustified, callous social murder policy so far.

30 children failed so profoundly by their own country's refusal to provide them healthcare.

30 individual people torn from this world, leaving behind devastated families and communities, with not so much as a whisper of an apology from those responsible.

All sacrificed on the altar of hate to please the braying horde of fascists who have co-opted suffragette colours to clothe their atrocities in the stolen language of feminism.

When the full tale of this atrocity is finally allowed to be told by the media, do not forget the names of the butchers who were responsible and who then worked to bury the evidence while grieving families buried their children.

Streeting
Starmer
Badenoch
Truss
Sunak
Cass
Langton
Evans
Biggs
Appleby

Do not forget the names of every single donor, advisor, pressure group and media mogul who contributed to this social murder campaign.

The people responsible for the murder of these children shouldn't be becoming millionaire Baronesses.

They should be behind bars.

>>215842092
give 'er one from me son

blacks will watch anime then leave the house to kill asians LMAO

arsewank on the cards?

Chances of me reading that Tractatus Troonicus? Slim to nil

>>215842137
omdz

>>215842128
did they kill themselves?

Okay what's the aliens thing then lads
I'm not watching a Moist Critical video

Well that's fucking CP AGAIN isn't it, disgusting yank pig

>>215841998
320lb > 170lb, at 5ft11 - it's too drastic for muscle to help, but yeah I need to lift. It's basically over for me sexually

don't like how old white men go to south east asia to get that pangpang pussy

>>215842221
my GOD you were a fat bastard

>>215842234
ktim in 30 years way things are going

>>215842181
imagine seeing yank posts in the first place

my 4 year old son said he needed oestrogen pills once

i said no

he fuckin died

>>215842181
???

>>215842234
>t. 39 year-old childless feminist

>>215842202
it simply accelerated their -ACKs

>>215842245
Yeah mate I really was.

mental how painfully unfunny you lot are today

>>215842128
killed by the suicidal echochamber created by paedophiles that they were brainwashed in

saw this wog in brazil

he said, idk what

i fucking killed him

>>215842265
Well if I filtered all the flags nonces post under, I wouldn't see your lovely posts now would I?
>>215842274
Got deleted thankfully

>>215842221
good lad for losing that weight

>>215842276
wrong on every count

>>215842343
Unbelievable how pure sex like this just exists

Sir Brina Carpenter

>>215842274
archive mate

>>215842387
Pedophile

erm was that webm 'p?
i clicked it cos I thought it was a fat black man from the thumbnail :/
it was already deleted so it didn't load thankfully

>>215842418
Miss the name field?

>>215842234
that's a man

>>215842284
it’s a shame it has such lasting consequences, I know how hard it is to be strict with losing weight as I’ve done it for months at a time before.

>>215842387
haha yeah like i'm going to go and check the archive for that kind of stuff...

Detroit: Become Pooman

>>215842453
timmy's crush

>>215842443
Yeah, cheers pedophile

Cock au vin for tea

brits are gone in 60 days

>>215842486
cock of what?

>>215842454
Yeah I view it as punishment for my gluttony and sloth - I deserve this, but it hurts that I'll never even look normal. It is hard yeah but it's easier than being obese day by day.

>>215842486
nigga having cock in the back of a van

playing vanilla Skyrim on my Switch 3

drive an a class merc on lease me

cock on my head

was trying to remember this bint i used to wank over a few years ago
luscious lopez, still doing porn. very old looking now

get the fitties posted

>>215842552
Massive arse
Massive nose
Corr

when will the great British economy come roaring back to life? its been dead for two decades now and is still shit

Mad how life actually is a lot more enjoyable if you’re a stupid, fat slob. Use to work a minimum wage job, get pissed every evening, and scran a pint of ice cream daily — and I’ve not been even close to happy since I was forced to give that life up.

beans with the little sausages in them
:)

bro thinks our species will still be around in 100 years time

>>215842486
Want to watch inbetweeners now.

>>215842578
Just need a few more immies

>>215842001
Bit mad how this fella only found out he was gay when he walked in on his missus cheating and wanting to shag the bloke she was cheating on him with

>>215842541
deansian economics

Lost all respect for Any Austin when I found out Mem isn't his gf

>>215842585
yeah then why'd you change then?

>>215842660
You called?

day n nite AI soul(less) version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyaNfzyFvZM

Got Skyberg in the new gaff but still basically just watch autistic YouTube videos all the time

>when the bloke in the local curry house is white and not indian or pakistani
wtf

>>215842698
Fell for the career meme didn’t I?

OooooooooooooOoooOoooOooooooooooooooOoooooooooo

Get the Geowizard watched

I look like this, and have not had sex in six years.

reckon if any of you somehow became aware of what i'm like in real life you'd be extremely confused because i really am not what people would expect a 4chan user to be

>>215842781
she's incredibly sexy

>sister playing the “having kids will get in the way of a career” card
Someone needs to tell her that she’s found her level in the civil service. Maybe if she were a surgeon or a lawyer or something like that I could understand it, but I legitimately couldn’t tell you what my sister does other than siphon off taxpayer money to organise office parties and attend meetings.

>>215842565
got it :)

>>215842704
not scared of you mate

LGR's bald now then

minimum wage toil led to me making friends

Making friends led me to meeting women

Meeting women regularly with my friends made me good with women

Being good with women allowed me to pick and choose ones I did and didnt want

Picking the one I wanted led to me meeting the best person I’ve ever met - my gf of 3 years

You have been reading my master thesis on why toiling is the best thing for us

>>215842712
That's 100% AI? It's over for the music industry then, bloody hell

Just seen a post which violates US law

>>215842866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyaNfzyFvZM

Yeah alright pal, tell that to my landlady

>>215840807
almost like... it was just a phase

The 'mass are really enjoying this zutt meme

>>215842896
That's 100% AI? It's over for the music industry then, bloody hell

Can't stop thinking about the 1999 blockbuster The Matrix

>>215842858
just get a fleshlight bro

>>215842849
But you do live in terror of being found out by your family, friends, employer, law enforcement, and local community.

>>215842946
flashlight gives you warm cuddles does it

>>215841036
Maybe we make /canzuk/ or /anglo/ or something

>>215842944
They really thought being trapped in a permanent 90s was a fate worse than death, howling at those trannies

>>215842867
me too, mental

>>215841360
>My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder's bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter ... but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer's farce is almost done. My son is home.

i'm an alpha male

>>215842825
you need to tell her this via whatsapp senpai chat

>>215842983
what, do they have psychic powers now?

what kind of stupid women doesn’t make herself as attractive as possible and marry a bloke with money? It’s simple

Why can't nonces just keep it to themselves they're like Jehovah's Witnesses or something

>>215842128
isnt it odd how there wasnt a plague of child suicide before puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones were available?

just seen a post that violates jewess law

>>215841360
>I learned how to die a long time ago
The way that show ended was criminal

>>215841036
Got my own website I'm working on which I may shill at some point but it's not ready yet...
I'm a lazy fuck you see so it never will be

I suppose we're all gonna have to get jobs now

>>215843013
When I was a kid I sympathized most with Cypher. But now, I'm more of a Morpheus enjoyer. Because I'm fat.

>>215843089
https://x.com/aimnothyng9/status/1976936172908953612

The first dungeon in this game is quite hard
Don't have a lot in the way of mana regeneration so i'm running very low.. not good

Because I'm fat and an alpha male

Right well I think I'm going to have to stop coming to this board. The CP posting is just horrible.
>>215843078
You'll get a knock one day.

>>215843210
for what, thought crimes?

all you have is wishful thinking lol

>>215841360
>AND HARRENHALL?

how much student loan debt do you lads have?

Okay fine I'll watch the In The Fields with Ordinary Things, how bad can they be

>>215843232
zero
paid off all 20k of it a year or two back

>>215843232
£47k last time I looked

>>215843232
dunno

you know the "brit" who always talks about christianity and shits on other religions specifically on jews? i brownjacked him in another thread and he reported that post, make of it what you will

>>215843210
you can blame spaino for the cp.

>>215843251
what a mug you are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz-Kx99HF7c
Supposedly government and businessmen want petty crimes to occur so that they can train AI on the CCTV data, to prevent future more serious crimes of a similar kind.

d'angelo has died, lads

They give the protesters longer sentences than they give the nonces

>>215843280
it comes out of paye?
not my fault i make 70k a year

Screeeaaaaming

>>215843210
same but idk where else to go

>>215843275
>the singular anti-semite

>>215843232
Idk but I'm worried about min wage going above the payment threshold, then shit gets real bad

>>215843316
you're not actually screaming though. you're sitting there alone in your smelly incel bedroom watching another smelly incel with a totally blank gormless expression on your face

We at /brit/ say RIP to Tony Caunter

>>215843316
hate him. need him dead

>>215843346
I'm actually in the airport

>>215843232
dunno I pay £150ish a month back though which takes the piss a bit

>>215843316
he was really bored earlier glad he's doin alright there me liids

>>215843232
None because mummy and daddy paid for it

>>215843368
off somewhere nice? x

>>215843316
gotta give mark credit, he’s low, but he’s not spend all day on /brit/ low. Fair play to him

wish i had rich parents and not povvo mong parents

>>215843413
cambodia
alone

sex

>>215843413
Netherlands x
so no

>>215843413
waiting for the gf to land, she's been on a hen do in jamaica

children

>>215843413
thailand x

>>215843452
Give it a rest spaki

Escorts really should have a sliding scale for prices.

Why should I a reasonably attractive young guy who isn't fat pay the same as someone like seaside mark who's fat, ugly and literally smells like shit

>>215843449
frfr the Netherlands is a liminal space no cap

>>215843530
>>215843530
>>215843530

>>215843001
yeah warm cuddles around my COCK