Thread 215841103

If anything, learning about this unfortunate event made my iman even stronger. I respect him even more now knowing what kind of hardships he had to endure to give us Allah's message

You respect a raped bitch? Lmao

The passion of Muhammed...

>>215841103 (OP)
I don't think rape is funny. Even if Mohammed was raped we shouldn't make fun of him for it.

>>215841229
It's not rape if it's consensual

>>215841275
Don't make jokes about the raped.

>>215841229
zutt indians raped him

You're being sarcastic but hadiths are easy to deboonk which is why it will be a breeze for muslims, this is not some Nietzsche god is dead moment or whatever, ex-muslim arabs have been talking about it for decades but no one cares since it's not only a weak hadith but also the rape narrative falls flat with accurate translation

>>215841103 (OP)
Zutts Rut Al-Rasul in the Hut

>>215841157
>Jesus died for our sins
>Muhammad get plapped for our laughs
Really makes you think

Don’t worry, there’s other acts of homosexuality committed by the Messenger of Allah.

mod is panicking :(
>>215840464

>>215841229
It never said he was raped.
He probably consented.

>>215841418
Why is him getting raped even in there if it's basically worthless information?

>>215841103 (OP)
This. As an Arab and Muslim it has only made my submission to Islam stronger as I also submitted to being spit roasted regularly, just like Mohammad (Pajeets bust upon him)

>>215842060
jannies do you think and rape this proxyhopper

>>215842107
They archived everything related to him then went over the filtering and classification later. It helps also when you have recounts from retards who come up with batshit insane stuff but also have "believable" hadiths about regular religious and worship matters that could be misleading
If it were the grand own you guys think it is then it wouldve been wiped out of books 1300 years ago

Jesus was surely raped too. You think they just stripped him naked so they could laugh at his pp? The point of his punishment was to humiliate and debase him. They fucked him in the ass and/or mouth.

>>215842420
Yeah well uhhhh, Buddha probably got gay raped at some point in one of his incarnations.
Owned.

>>215842293
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>>215842028
>more weak hadiths
>>215842420
Jesus (pbuh) wasn't crucified. God saved him.

>>215842948
>God saved him.
funny how Allah saved Jesus but let Muhammad get raped and poisoned
And that too die the way Muhammad said he'll die if he was a false Prophet
>ACK my aorta ACK

This lmao
We will fight for prophet and his honor to last breath

>>215841103 (OP)
KWAZB

>>215842948
>muh weak hadiths
This is like when Christians point to the Bible and say "oh well that's supposed to take allegorically or whatever"

The year is 627. Arabia lives under ZUTT RULE. All Arab males are sissified. Arab women live to serve ZUTT KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Arabia's ZUTT FUTURE.

Muhammad remembers life before the invasion – before the state-issued aphrodisiacs, the sissy veils, frilly undergarments, and mandatory chastity. He lives in the war-torn outskirts of Mecca, where he hides his beautiful lover Abdullah from the clutches of the brutal ZUTT army.

As musclebound ZUTT soldiers prowl the desert, searching for fertile Arab twinks, Muhammad will stop at nothing to protect sweet Abdullah's purity. In his indigo-dyed headcloth, coquettish silk girdle, and sheer linen trousers, Muhammad gives his tender brown body to a gang of pitiless black ZUTT soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Muhammad prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Ahmad ibn Hanbal presents a tantalizingly political vision of the past. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of eight-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The ZUTT KINGS have their way with Muhammad's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of ZUTT BVLLS in leather jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate jizya. Explore the mind-bending world of ZUTT FUTURE, the first book in Ahmad ibn Hanbal's brand new series.

I, PRO(LAPSE)PHET SLUTHAMMAD, JOBBER of the Middle East, humbly kneel to:

ZUTT#1-sama, prince of all Indians and my master.

ZUTT#2-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

ZUTT#3-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

ZUTT#4-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Superpajeet form.

ZUTT#5-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.

ZUTT#6-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear ZUTT#1-sama's children anymore like I wished to.

ZUTT#7-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from ZUTT#5-sama can't compare.

ZUTT#8-sama, for he has force fed me the superior Gypsy genes of my INDIAN MASTERS.

>>215843578
sure if it koran instead of hadist

You're laughing. Muhammads asshole was ravaged by horny jeets the entire night, and you're laughing.

>>215843578
there are narration chains for hadiths. a said b said x said y said z said that the prophet said that "something smoething".
a, b, x, y and z are known people with known "lifestyles" and how reliable they are.
Bukhari and Muslim vetted what hadiths they wrote down the most while other hadith collectors didn't.
years later, theolgians applied the knowledge of who narrated the hadiths and classified them as authentic, good, weak or an outright lie.
idk if the Bible has a narration chain but Qur'an has the absolute best narration chain (many people over many people) and is authentic 100%. not just the book. people still memorise the Qur'an even now and memorise their narration chain over which theologians they got it from.

>>215841103 (OP)
Honestly the prophet preached peacefully for 13 years and during that time he got beaten up, strangled, stoned, literal organs thrown at him and at the end almost assasinated as well but that shit about zutt is about jinn that were crowding him while listening to a Quran recitation nothing else.

>>215844042
and the zutt hadith was narrated by a guy who has 800+ authentic hadiths attributed to his name
cope more

>>215844126
I know that you cowshit brained jeets only understand rape but that hadith’s about jinn crowding the prophet when he’s reciting Quran to them.

>>215844181
I'm sure Prophet Mohammed also understood rape after that night.

>>215844181
>>215844079
>jinns are real wallahi
why were they referenced as Zutt?
why were they naked?
why were they riding the prophet?
why does the same term of riding can also be applied for riding women?
WHy was he exhausted?
Why was he hurt?
WHy was he being zesty and sleeping in another guy's lap?
Why was every other mention of Al-Zutt as humans but this one time they were jinns?

>>215844181
>A woman may be compared to a cow, horse, or camel for all are ridden": تفسير القرطبي الجامع لأحكام القرآن (Tafsir al-Qurtubi, v.15, p.172)

The same exact word is used in the context of "riding" when referring to Muhammad getting "mounted" by the Zutts.

Now what, Ahmed?

Uh oooh
The hindoo given mod full sapport to "fix" /int/ reputation

>>215842060
Uh ooh mod in panick, the zutt spamming suddenly stoooop

>>215844126
Musnad Ahmad is not vetted like Bukhari and Muslim. he collected whatever.
i told you this in the other thread.
>a guy who has 800+ authentic hadiths attributed to his name
now that's a bullshit claim. his own book has tons of hadiths but he doesn't have that many hadiths in Bukhari or Muslim.
here is someone asking about that hadith and getting told it's weak.
https://www.islamweb.net/ar/fatwa/475195/%D9%85%D8%B9%D9%86%D9%89-%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1%D8%A9-%D9%81%D8%AC%D8%B9%D9%84%D9%88%D8%A7-%D9%8A%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A8%D9%88%D9%86-%D8%B1%D8%B3%D9%88%D9%84-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%84%D9%87-%D9%81%D9%8A-%D8%AD%D8%AF%D9%8A%D8%AB-%D9%84%D9%8A%D9%84%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AC%D9%86

>>215844629
>Musnad Ahmad is not vetted
Ah yes, one of the top 4 sunni imams is not vetted like some fag Bukhari who was born decades later
>Sahih al-Bukhari: 848 hadiths
>Sahih Muslim: 653 hadiths
>Total (with overlap removed): approximately 1,128 unique hadiths attributed to ʿAbdullāh ibn Masʿūd

But this one time Abdullah ibn Masʿud's narration is weak and should not be trusted lmao

>>215841103 (OP)
Just imagine if the turks accepted christianity instead of islam?

>>215841229
Was it really rape if xhe enjoyed it, though?

>>215844745
>Ah yes, one of the top 4 sunni imams is not vetted like some fag Bukhari who was born decades later
unironically yes. this is a well known fact.
Musnad Ahmad is not even listed as one of the major books.
>Sunni Muslims view the six major hadith collections as their most important, though the order of authenticity varies between madhhabs:[11]
>
> Sahih al-Bukhari, collected by Imam Bukhari (died 256 AH, 870 CE), includesα 7,563 ahadith (including repetitions, around 2,600 without repetitions)[12][13]
> Sahih Muslim, collected by Muslim b. al-Hajjaj (died 261 AH, 875 CE), includes 7,500 ahadith (including repetitions, around 3,033 without repetitions)[14][15]
> Al-Sunan al-Sughra (or Sunan al-Nasa'i), collected by al-Nasa'i (died 303 AH, 915 CE), includes 5,758 ahadith (including repetitions)[16]
> Sunan Abi Dawud, collected by Abu Dawood (died 275 AH, 888 CE), includes 5,274 ahadith (including repetitions)[17]
> Sunan al-Tirmidhi, collected by al-Tirmidhi (died 279 AH, 892 CE), includes 4,400 ahadith (including repetitions, only 83 are repeated)[18][19]
> Sunan ibn Majah, collected by Ibn Majah (died 273 AH, 887 CE), includes 4,341 ahadith (including repetitions)[20]
>The first two, commonly referred to as the Two Sahihs (or the Sahihayn) as an indication of their authenticity
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kutub_al-Sittah

>But this one time Abdullah ibn Masʿud's narration is weak and should not be trusted
there are 5 dudes between it being written down and ibn Mas'ud.

>>215845057
It's considered sahih that's all that matters :3
>5 dudes between it being written down and ibn Mas'ud
and even more between Masud and Bukhari and the rest

>>215841103 (OP)
is there are reason why muslims pray kneeled with their butt up pointing to the sky? Is it because they are claiming a zutt to buttbreak them?


>>215842028
Did islam give birth to lgtb ideology? Were they the precursors?

>>215842475
Before attaining enlightenment Buddha experimented with both self-mortification and sensual indulgence so he probably invited someone to plow his asshole at some point.

>>215845445
Really? Siddartha Buddha or some other Buddha? I thought he abstained from sex and human desires.

>>215842129
Christianity is true. Jesus is Lord.

>>215842420
>atheist makes up homosexual fantasies
checks out

>>215842420
Romans weren't faggots. Stop projecting.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7QVh3kj7CjA

>>215842420
He wasn't raped but stripped beaten spit upon and mocked. And humiliated further by being pelted with stones and sticks. Even after his death, a roman Legionnaire mocked him and stabbed him with his lance to prove to the onlookers that he was dead.

>>215844281
I am not familiar with arab culture but I would assume it is not so infested by the woke mind virus as the western culture. Hip putting his head on the lap of a follower is just a sign of closeness. The other things are probably some inaccurate translations of cultural idioms.

It's like everybody thinking nowadays that Sam and Frodo were gay, when back then, it was just a display of male friendship

>>215841275
this. even brought his friend to watch

>>215842948
>Allah saves Isa from the cross. Puts someone who looks like him up there and makes the largest religion in the world
What was allah's master plan?

>>215845445
>getting anally raped is the key to enlightenment o algo
How is any better than mohammed getting zutted?

>>215845794
Nah he defo was raped
DONT DROP THE CROSS DONT DROP THE CROSS