Thread 215843530

physical fitness edition

the prettiest bong in existence

poo smells lmao

gingerpaedo flayed and strung up

>>215843562
me?

im definitely not drinking alone in my smelly bedroom because no one would get a drink with me outside
definitely not

>>215843587
why's she upside down

>>215843530 (OP)
arse made for intercontinental mandingo meat missiles

>>215843530 (OP)
>>215841919
>utterly devoted to the love of his life
>loses his mother at a young age, his love and father turning on the brother whose birthing killed her, but loves him all the same
>aspires to be a heroic knight and to defend the smallfolk and his love
>is granted his greatest wish, but not by earning it - becomes the bodyguard of a king his father despises, a glorified hostage
>forced to listen at the door as said king rapes Queen Rhaella, his heart pushing him to defend her, but honour preventing it
>slays Aerys when the cost of retaining his honour becomes too much
>attempts to kill a boy, in order to save the lives of his lover and three children
He did NOTHING wrong

>>215843581
belle delphine

>>215843609
I'd have a drink with you mate x

>>215843652
get off the roof anorexiana

Honestly a wonder of modern technology that I can keep up with a fat alcoholic in Wareham and post about it here all while sat eating my dinner in an airport restaurant

>>215843617
Easy access for throatfucking

>>215843562
Turn your monitor on xoxo

>>215843654
haha thanks mate you coming to london then or nah? xx

Reckon I'll drive down to Wareham and knock this Seasidemark fella spark out

>>215843658
Right well that's our Rubes obsoleted

>>215843701
yeah I'm near Paddington Station

>>215843498
Ought to pay more because you're more capable of getting sex than a fat bloke is

holy freakin crap lois its cathy from sandy hook

dunno what compels seasidemark to repeat literally everything he says over and over again

horni

>>215843609
I don't go out to drink anymore, too ashamed of what I look like.

leftist politicians

Are we breaking the law when the freaks spam CP here? Am I gonna get a knock for this?

>>215843530 (OP)
does she STILL have braces?

Saw of a lot of men with Asian gfs today. Gave me a bit of hope

>>215843658
does she actually read though or just do it for the onlyfans?

actually really stressed about toil feel sick

>>215843795
she's pushing 30 at this point m8

>>215843813
Ktimming

>>215843836
Talking about from the last thread - some was rather explicit

belle has possibly the prettiest pussy and bumhole on the planet

>>215843812
she's a british writer

>>215843795
just report it. not your fault

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wareham,_Dorset#Notable_people
Didn't make the cut, did he

>>215843795
probably not, report it so it can be removed and clear your cache

>>215843864
i wonder what it looks like pooing

>>215843864
how do you know bet you've never seen one pussy in real life never mind all on the planet

.....

>>215843873
link?

>>215843902
Get him added

>>215843732
fr?
>>215843790
have to leave teh house for work
and then i dont feel so ugly when im pissed haha
but yeah im an ugly incel

my browser auto deletes all my history, cookies, and cache when its closed x

>>215843922
most people have seen far more pussy online than in real life mate, don't be daft. even if you sagged 50 women, most people will have seen 10 times more pussy online

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bLew2x1zNMQ

Remarkable these "cat like reflexes". Appears out of that metal grate like he's on 4x speed.

>>215843928
Rorkes ma

my neighbour, for some reason, always argues with his dog, like full on screams arguments with it
fucking bizarre bloke

>>215843963
Blud was not happy :skull:

>>215843928
Online review sections are the normie version of /brit/

>>215843994
mine shouts at his computer football players it's embarrassing

>>215843906
>>215843954
not enough if you know how storage actually works

>>215843931
google beth eleanor

>>215844035
shant

just another brick in the wall

screaming a poo

>>215844035
writing not paying as much bills as her simp bucks huh

>>215843994
alri hasan

Leftypol hates America but he's Yankified as fuck, mental

>>215843575
SCREAMING

>>215844064
he doesn't need to argue

he loves a good selfie

>>215843928
Keep me updated

T. E. Lawrence was 5ft4

>>215843942
frfr, currently at my runt job

>>215844101
my phone when i dont keep it updated

>>215844067
do have to love it when they screech about a SCOTUS ruling and some tariff that trump applies to china

(I don't love it really, I need them all gone)

>>215844098
if i looked like this iwo uld do that too
>>215844115
haha mate
not even fronting
well ok maybe a bit
but if you wana meet in soho maybe it's possible.. y'know

>>215844035
she seems to post more about her butt than books

>>215844123
me and two anons off to a pub near Paddington

I've done it. I've finished all 7 seasons of Malcolm in the Middle.
I can conclude that Rees is the best character

rorke finally left his bedroom and he’s getting brave
https://x.com/i_ammukhtar/status/1978077890836078780

>>215844094
>>215844123
>>215844160
screamin

all nice and well, but the real badman cronem, dem a bash di bendy ting yeh? mmhmm dem a administer di adjustment, noh ?

>>215844117
kek

>>215844183
impersonator

I want to see those two penises again (or "Peni" I believe the plural is)

he continues to post the peters unabated

i don't feel so good

i genuinely miss him
https://youtu.be/0ezk2Gpr9Wo

please watch our sport

>i_ammukhtar
mad how actual unironic pakis are posting in /brit/

dem a squeak

The BBCposting just doesn't have the same edge now there's literal nonceposting, it's almost quaint

It was real. All of it.

>>215844238
impersonator

>>215844176
Mate that fucking Indian accent

>>215844176
bloody fuck benchod

it's over

cronem heading out for gherkin night shift x

>>215844294
the rorkedem

>>215844298
why is it a 'shift'? are they paid to have sex?

>>215844294
Young Tory conference

>>215844244
wexit is 20% cooler

rorke still had windows 10 on his PC for some reason so he has to do quite a bit of laborious updates today

sad!

Can’t wait for 4chan to be blocked in the UK pretty soon. we need less brown people on this site.

poo bollocks

>>215844317
well as of now the night shift is about to start
yes they are paid

>>215844294
THE WHITE RUSSEL SIMMONS

>>215844298
Why did you say they wash each others cocks?

>>215844344
>tf
>tp

Which one of you sad cunts is this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/1o6j4fj/spotted_in_london_has_anyone_else_seen_charlie/

rorke is on a mad one

TailsOS 7.1 is out remember to update

>>215844353
so they are basically prostitutes? they are paid to have sex

>>215844368
i did not say that, that was mousenonce on a vpn, like this post >>215844349

>>215844343
sceaming this is me
(labouriously updating)

>>215844176
This is based though
Guarantee the paki was driving like a plonker

>>215844381
that's overcooked and should have been rejected not sold

(8) i will never change my heart (8)

uh oh

I'M NOT LEAVING

WINDOWS 10 4 LYF

>Lily Phillips – BBBG Foursome With Leo Santos

the wank

>>215844405
bro is a greggspert

>>215844381
>Greggs and KFC gravy?

>>215844384
why shouldn't they get paid? the katies pay membership fees for a reason

>>215844457
apparently the cronem are in trouble for rubbing each others batons in the showers is that tru?

He's overexplaining it now, got to retain some mystery

>>215844457
the cronem are sex workers LOL

>>215844483
no they didn't thats slander

now that we're all friends, anyone want to post their credit card details?

What VPN will you be using?

hate every one of you sad sacks of shite

>>215844506
ah yeah, the old "if you don't condone crime towards browns you must be in a grooming gang"

>>215844520
already got on the mullvad thanks to some anon here who recommended it

why is it oval shaped

>>215844389
You didn't mark it as an imposter though. How are we supposed to know this? I thought your reputation was important?

>>215844520
already on the mulvad for my niche wanking needs so shall be posting with it

>>215844520
I'll go get a gf or something

Dr. Michael HUDSON: “And the fact is that the Jewish financial presence in the United States was not in banking. When I began to work for banks in the 1960s, there was a marked antisemitism there. They wouldn’t hire Jewish people. And one bank I worked for even hired a black employee before they would hire a Jew.
Well, how do you explain the Jewish presence? They were in the brokerage industry. They were in the stock industry, the investment banking industry — such as Drexel Burnham — not in banking at all. And it’s this reshaping of the investment banking industry that has cost billions, and I guess you could say trillions, of dollars. Part of this has been to make themselves tax-exempt, from paying anywhere near as high an income or wealth tax as 90% of the population has.”

>>215844176
>these racists are getting brave
Quite literally just a reaction to pakis and Africans getting "brave"

dont know whether to season my chicken with spice and have it with cous cous or just simple salt and pepper then i can use it in pasta and sand wedges tomorrow

still laughing at the anon who said his girlfriend was the ugliest women he'd ever met

>>215844611
kek

>>215844611
had a friend like this, nigga hated his gf

>>215844609
>sand wedges tomorrow
18 holes or just the back 9?

keisha tried entering the gherkin x
nigerian guard clocked her in the stomach and snatched her wig xx

Utterly dreadful day of toil today
Retreated to my smelly flat to drown my sorrows on /brit/

>>215844368
mhm they luh dat dickwashin x

cvp flowing

>>215844520
Got Nord but tempted to move to mulvad

>>215844643
why don’t you try worldbuilding a fantasy or sci fi universe instead of this

>>215844643
mhm timmy's dad bout ta open crodie up x

>>215844721
nun he cud do x

>>215844686
Mullvad is good

>>215844686
i'm avoiding nord just because there's too much spam for it even fucking ruby granger is advertising that shit on her channel

imagine living in london and not nkowing manni dee
lol lmao even

>>215844611
would honestly rather remain a kv than be in a situation like that

worldbuilding is what he's doing but it's such a dull and small world

fresh bedding night

ayo edebiri sex arse

timmy's grandad just picked up 2 dates from the gherkin x

pissed in the shower award

now that the dust has settled, did she enjoy this?

the cronem are activating

https://vocaroo.com/1mfDLtsSaZ1Y

any not watching the football man in?

>>215844520
on proton me

>>215844567
tell us more about the niche wanking x

>>215844807
mhm

>>215844785
mad how much i would shag if i had his confidence

mmhmm

as always, lets give it a go

lovely tofu

Things nobody has ever googled: English food near me

>>215844846
do you think he is black out drunk or just that much of a creep normally

>>215844869
gayest post ever award

mmhmm x

>>215844851
mmmmhm x

>>215844869
alri queerlad xx

>>215844876
he's indian

sad desu

https://www.tiktok.com/@allornothingpodcast/video/7561034972128136470

>>215844810
yeah, fuck that shite

mmhmm xx

ah so he's just posting from his actual folder of black knobs now

was bound to happen wasn't it

>>215844924
she's butters mate

>>215844924
wait a minute... that line...

mmhmm pay up timmy

>>215844876
probably drunk for the first time in his life and overwhelmed by all the bobs and vagana

>>215844924
state of those pita tits

>>215844743
>nkowing manni dee
How do Chelsea keep getting them past PSR

mfw when finding out sweden is 30% muslim
LOL

tea eaten

>>215844826
Don't like boxing sorry

>>215844907
yeah bad that only £20-40 a go. where does she normally do that then lad

>>215844967
he's not fully groping her tho only half groping

>>215844972
shcromeg

when da cronem is waiting for timmy to show up x

>>215844972
poo screamng

>>215844984
rasheed

>>215844984
between 8% and 12% apparently

>>215844988
might have mcds me

>>215845043
she should be raped. anybody who rapes her is a hero

The Gherkin and Bailey was quite funny desu

>>215845039
why on earth would they ruin their near perfect nation like that? the utter fucking fools

>>215845049
most masculine american males

>>215845068
ye if ur'e like 8 years old with iq of 17
i can imagine it would be

>>215845043
is that her fannois outlined?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Rodger#Founding_member_of_Magnum_Photos_and_work_in_Africa
actually a crazy relation ngl

mad how lil ziedy really does have the whole compendium of black cock lore in his head

ziedbelg mate I'm trying to look for a story about a 14/15yo plantation owner's daughter shagging one of the slaves, do you have it?

>>215845071
they would beat the shit out of you rajesh
then rape you

latvia will win 1-0

>>215845098
No it's her air fryer

Edit: since this is getting a lot of attention. I also want to state that the “male loneliness epidemic” is natural selection and survival of the fittest. It’s been 60 or so years that women have been able to vote and have bank accounts and homes and credit cards. All men needed in the past was a job. Now they also need emotional stability and a personality. They have to be able to take care of themselves and the home, like an adult. The men that refuse to evolve will not reproduce and die off. Women have a choice now and we’re choosing to be single. Single women are the happiest demographic of women. Married men are the happiest in theirs. Women aren’t getting anything from relationships with men anymore. Evolve or die. We’ve created such intimate and fulfilling spaces and relationships with other women that men have fallen behind. They can’t compare.

Women are done with the violence. Men commit over 90% of rapes, violent crimes, mass shootings, and murders. We’re done. We’re done with the violence and killing. There are laws in place just to keep men from marrying children. Enough is enough. It’s time to evolve.

Here come the emotionally inept cavemen in the comments telling me how men need to be violent because MEN. Please do, the girlies and I need a good chuckle, incels.

>>215844907
Proper sad. Sad also how it's sadder because she's pretty. If she was a rotter I wouldn't care as much

might be getting called up for jury service
will toilberg have to pay me while i find people guilty purely on their skin colour?

>>215844834
nah brodem had gay nigga butt on he drive since last decade :loudlycrying: :wiltingrose:

>>215845110
ok creg

>>215845127
if they really gave a shit about 'natural selection' they would remove AoC

but that would obliterate all of their chances, when men aren't legally required to go exclusively after hags

they just want to genocide all the icky men

>>215845069
Went mental after Syria

>>215845144
they sell dis exclusively at the gherkin x

>>215845140
no you claim lost earnings back for it but there's a limit so you end up losing out from it unless your employer pays the difference

praise jah mmhmm

>>215845159
kys paedocell

bitches really streetwalking in the big 25 like where yo onlyfans at like at least use adultwork dawg :loudlycrying:

>>215845140
super based

of course don't tell anyone you're going to do that (I will do the same)

>>215845188
thats ridiculous

uncs trying to stay hip to the culture using our lingo is funny asf

>>215845207
total simp death

I would've been one of Erich von Manstein's top guys in Army Group South in 1943. His go-to fireman.

>>215845223
its only fair considering nons always do it

>>215845193
do you have the story >>215845109

>>215845140
nons do it so do what you want mate

>>215845140
Only a stipend that's nothing compared to your wage - you can't even claim the money back lol it's so insane

hating paedos is being a simp on nu-/brit/ lmao. incel shithole

>>215845241
You mocked the death of his soldiers less than a year ago.

wisdom tooth coming through, in pain

mods ban me please i need to get off this damn site

>>215845331
homer simpson

>>215845270
no i dont

I shot a man in reno

>>215845323
Well I don't now so shoo

>>215845331
this is what straight people crave?

>>215845331
why kid yourself? you'll be mobileposting during the ban and you'll be back as soon as the ban is over

>>215845331
where is she hiding her willy then?

>>215845293
keep whinin

>>215845331
is that big or normal

>>215845359
my phone is too shit to use the internet on

>>215845352
sorry its not a hairy pooey arsehole

mmhmm x

>>215845351
Are we supposed to just sweep your abhorrent mentally ill behaviour under the rug?

reminder this >>215844891 is NSFW on a SFW board

>>215845371
>shave butt
>clean butt
now what

>>215845352
that's a fantastic pussy mate

report that post please i need to be banished

ziedbelg saving page-long descriptions of black cocks and swearing that he isn't gay

>>215845389
still an orifice designed to expel faeces. and you want to put your penis in it.

>>215845410
no I quite like it

>>215845327
you know what to do

>>215845410
no can do

>>215845331
beam me up scotty

>>215845331
fannoires like this do not exite me, sure it is neat but I can't see anything. It's just a line. I wanna see the smooth pink glistening interior, at least a bit

>>215845410
nah it's alri

>>215845430
and piss comes out of fannys

>>215845413
what if a royal's life depended on it? would you do it on live tv?

>>215845456
you can spread them open to reveal the flower

>>215845369
I wanted to ask this but afraid to be called a virge

>>215845461
comes out the urethra actually.

>>215845430
piss blood fishy fanny enjoyer

men's pooey hairy smelly arseholes

>>215845461
Mate

please mods ban me now!!

>>215845471
best black mirror episode. Don't know why mongs dont like it

>>215845351
You posted about black mens cocks 5 minutes ago

>>215845471
think you quoted the wrong post
but our royals stood by while the state imported millions of wogs, so those nonces can get to fuck

I work for a company that installs gay sex dungeons

>>215845499
gay homosexuals be like yum my favourite and then reckon everyone should think they're not mentally ill LOL

ayo timmy?

>>215845513
commiemong and heathermong are not the same mong holden

>>215843530 (OP)
>>215845393

>>215845521
shit, i did
and i agree

>>215845529
zesty timmys and zesty cronem linking up x

Jesus loves you all. Thank you.

>>215845524
ever installed one to someone famous? a politician maybe?

kissing rorke

test

I'm realising that the damage done by bad women can be undone by good women

Playing Breath of the Wild

>>215845595
ickles

contemplating going toa homosexual bar by myself cos i'm pissed haha

no one has a iq of 17 theyd be dead

>>215845602
never finished toil of the wild myself
mad link has to be a tranny at one point

>>215845608
that's (sorry for swearing) friggin hilarious

>>215845598
not when the former outnumber them by orders of magnitude

>>215845602
on the switch 2?

oh you've 'gained a clue' have you Rorke? well why don't you try gaining one of THESE!!! *dropkicks Rorke out of the office building and he falls several hundred feet onto the road below*

>>215840623
>>215840623
>>215840623

imagine like not being charismatic
lol
lamo even

ban me please mods

>>215845637
Doesn't mean it can't happen. Just harder to find a good one.

>>215845657
*hulks up and no-sells it*

>>215845667
too big

>>215845618
no it's just like your computer can be on sleep mode but still doing stuff

right well that's a woman shaking her rather large buttocks

how am i still here when i report my own posts

>>215845695
WHAT IS IT DOIGN!?!?

>>215845667
coorr

>>215843609
You know sometimes in life you drink alone and some others you drink with people, right?

>>215845675
I figured you meant on a societal scale (which isn't happening)
Individually? Possibly, depending on what the damage is

>>215845667
cronem bait

>>215845738
>>215845738
>>215845738

>>215845711
S C R E A M

>>215845712
putering

>>215845667
cor an actual woman and not a man dressing up as a woman? cor

pretty sure I invented the test gimmick

The Asian Fanny?
Let's give it a go!

>>215846358
I've been having some of that recently, like a Chinese finger trap

just done a sticky poo