Thread 215843984

Da Based Alpha edition

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>>215843984 (OP)
Me on the right

i live rent free in chuds heads

>>215843796
>zazueta has negative canthal tilt
BRUTAL
Am I the only /cum/ poster with positive canthal tilt lmao

leafchuds get real upset when you mention you traveled to canada to fuck one of their twinks

>mfw I just caused another 2 hour redditjeet melty
My bad

american women love bouncing on my huge fock

is zuttposting over already?

>>215844148
>Am I the only /cum/ poster with positive canthal tilt lmao
Most people have neutral canthal tilt, like me. Negative is just bad genes or very shit lifestyle making your face droopy, which applies to the Jason types

no one cares about your discord characters

>>215844148
Ya, because you are Chinese.

>>215844230
>Negative is just bad genes
sounds like a /cum/ poster all right

>>215844223
They're still spamming the 'log with it, but the jeets are getting distracted by being able to post with different flags

taking me a whiskey trip, loving her with every sip

typical jeets making up lies about Mohammed again

This is why I lift

Racing Mount Pleasant > Black Country New Road >>>>>>> Geese

There, I said it, you can cancel me all you want, IDC. Go ahead cancel me.

>>215844336
grim

>>215844336
I've had a wet dream before where I was insanely ripped and fucking this chubby (but lots of fat in the right places) girl
Sounds hot as fuck hbt

>>215844336
You have to fuck fat bitches like this before age 25 because after that the lose the slampig shape and just become blobs

for lovable losers and no account boozers

Rather humorous this image

>>215844378
As soon as you take their clothes off they become a blob, doesn't matter the age, trust me daddy.

>>215844336
built like grimace :skull:

very nearly out of time to get a job

>>215844409
definitely. the type of humor that can transcend borders

>>215844427
(you) can do it. I believe in (you)

>>215844336
I would bee lying If I said I wouldn't

>>215844427
Nevermind anon, I missed the quint get >>215844443
>>215844444

I distinctly remember that during lockdowns when masks were heavily encouraged, I was treated better during social interactions and received more compliments.
I think this is because I have a good eye area, but a poor lower third. My pudgy jawline was being covered by the mask and thus quite literally masked one of my failos.

>>215844338
You've been renewed for another season

niggas always got some shit to say

niggas talking shit ye how do you respond

THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF

>>215844485
It's because you have a permanent autistic scowl which makes people think you're angry about something so they don't want to bother you.

>>215844529
I'm not autistic.

>>215844223
It was basically just a handful of jeets with vpns samefagging

>>215844485
Grow a beard

I'm ugly it kind of just is what it is like bro fuck it

I have a permanent angry scowl because I'm permanently angry.

>>215844528
this guy is a dead ringer for a regular customer I had at starbucks
gives me a chuckle

Anger is a natural response to one's own lack of power

>>215844546
obviously. just surprised it looks like they gave up so soon. jeets have no stomach or courage to sustain a raid. sad!

>>215844485
I invested in masks during the pandemic and I feel guilty. I didn't even wear em.

>>215844485
Lol literally me, I sent some video of me in a mask to an Indonesian girl I met on interpals and she reposted it on niggergram with dozens of girls complimenting how handsome I was. Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask o algo

>>215844566
t. orange cat

>>215844639
>Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask o algo
deep

will never come to terms with not being born in the 80s so I could experience late 90s and early 2000s music scenes

>>215844602
I assume the fact that it is night in poopistan also affects things

>>215844485
you always thought you knew what someone looked like until you saw them without the mask for the first time

>>215844672
Yeah, 90s music was cool. I wish a was a dj during the 90s.

>>215844573
What was his personality like

>>215844695
The point of the post is that I am NOT handsome unless half my face is covered which is kinda blackpilling. Thought a stonecold trvecel would understand... must be a fakecel

why does nobody care if i live or die? did i do something wrong?

Too many Iraqis here

>>215844731
do you look handsome from behind? as in do you have a nice butt?

how do i act non chalant?

>rejected by a company that pays $28/hour
>second round interview at a company that pays $85,000/year and has higher requirements

>>215844744
I do

>>215844719
he was kind of weird but unremarkable, drank a shitload of sugar
he would always stare at the girls that worked there and occasionally flirted with them to their discomfort though
by the time I quit it was standard affair for girls to get one of us to cash him out when he came through drive-thru

PISSING

https://youtu.be/z30Y572EmCk?si=90Wvcx2YHwuUlpgL

Thoughts on this scene? I don't watch anime at all, but I found this on youtube and thought it was so funny

do you niggas drink with a straw?

>>215844744
Sorry lil bub i got my own shit to worry about and life to live. did you try making any friends?

>>215844795
this baby looks chinese

My ZIP code is 04652, but the end of my penis is registered in 90401.

>>215844771
Act like everyone around you slightly bothers and annoys you while also seeming like you have somewhere better to be

>>215844812
Depends on the drink anon

might shop at yeezy.com

>>215844812
Yeah when I used to make frappes

I owned a pair of Yeezys in college and dressed like a douche

nothing worse than pulling a volcano bag on the highest temperature and barely getting vapor

>>215844812
no that's zesty

>>215844833
and that will get me bitches

>>215844760
My ass is very hairy and I would stomp on your fairy trachea given the chance

>>215844899
does he still sell the swasikas?

>tfw we are absolute garbage

You know what, just stay out of the city. Call yourselves the Maryland Commanders, you fucking losers.

I don't care about sports

>>215844928
yeah, when there's a very cute girl act like you don't care, has worked for me in the past

this webm sums up the relationship between canada and the US. the US (pigeon) works tirelessly to keep north america intact while canada (cat) just lazes around. the US (pigeon) doesn't ask for anything in return but just does as expected of it. another analogy would be the Rangers (US) that protect the hobbits (canadians) in the Shire (canada) without their knowing about it. they give americans bad names like mutt similar to how the hobbits gave Aragorn a bad name (Strider)

hello

>>215844978
Better than us gigafrauds.

>>215844928
Girls started talking to me in class when I was like that in college

>>215844978
The spirits of redskins cursed you for abandoning the name

>>215843984 (OP)
who's the guy on the right supposed to be?

>>215845045
hi there

>You graduated from Reddit university
Why is this an insult? Reddit is arguably the most intellectual social media, being writing based and frequently home to good discussion. And then to attach the word university onto this phrase, a place of knowledge and learning, is simply absurd. I think whoever made this wojak may be slightly lacking in the intelligence department.

>>215844812
For soda yes. Don't wanna ruin my teeth.

>Pillsbury crescent rolls + Eggnog
Breakfast of champions right here.

>>215845072
*ignores you*

Banning Columbus Day is Anti-Latinx

>>215845045
hello

>>215845081
>>215845081

>Reddit is arguably the most intellectual social media

I graduated from the university of backshots

>>215845133
ugly woman

>>215845148
How many did you take?

The KKK took my baby away

my pats :)

>>215845213
how much money have you personally invested in them?

making a post before I get banned for off-topic discussions on /tv/.

Any business fellas here want to strike a lucrative deal

>>215845102
He's rapidly becoming more popular in the Blackest Latinx countries, like the Dominican Republic, than he is in the US because he was literally hitler o algo

When will Carney fix the country

>>215845267
brotha nobody wants your coffee beans

>>215845284
SAAR

>>215845252
Do they like using global bans there?

>>215845284
it is fixed, indians have stopped coming here

>>215845288
This is why you ain't making it

Reddit is great when I'm searching something somewhat obscure on google.

Mark Sarney

>>215845322
bang out the logistics real quick my brazilian friend
how many kg of beans would you be able to conveniently ship to the us
how much money would that cost just to get them here

A hamburger and broc for lunch. This sucks.

>>215845284
*snicker*

>>215844812
>>215844920

do not say the n word

i don't like going outside because i'm too ugly and i make the world uglier

Happened to me once

>>215845426
Jeet

Spent my whole day off hanging out with my 4 year old child, don't have kids it's not fun

>>215845409
50 cent is funny

>>215845409
get the strap era 50 was a menace

>>215845437
if you put some effort into the way you dress and groom yourself you'd actually be making the world a handsomer place even if you've got an ugly face

>>215845450
Wow what a shitty thing for a parent to say. Yet another unloved, fucked up bastard brought into the world thanks to you

Nobody cares about your stupid family nigga

>>215845493
I care about my stupid family :( How is yours doing?

>>215845450
Normie general

>>215845488
boo hoo I don't care
he was an accident.

>>215845383
None right now but next year I can get I think like maybe 200kg per year but it ramps up, the plants are quite young now and can always get more locally for cheap I only get part of the harvest I could buy the rest for a good price

>>215845522
You probably are a dumb npc without inner thoughts

>>215845514
He's Mexican they got beheaded by the cartels lol

>>215845544
you're probably a fucked up loser who blames his parents for sucking at life

>>215845568
Everyone is a product of their environment, look at you shirking your responsibility as if parents don't matter. Jump off a building

>>215845319
Now, deport everyone from that region. Then fix housing and make us less dependent on the south. And maybe get canzuk going.

>>215845588
they don't matter. you either have it or you don't, and in your case you clearly don't have it

If it paid better I'd be happy working retail for the rest of my life, I never had a single issue stocking shelves or running a register, the only "bad" interactions are the occasional drug addled nigger walking up and asking "damnmanuknoweredababyformulaat???" and then they get pissed off its behind a lock and they security has to come get jt for them, rest of the day is fine, meanwhile I sit around thinking about ways to kill myself and make it look like an accident at my piece of shot IT job where I have a hundred people a day telling me I should kill myself because they did something retarded like showering with their laptop, or running over their laptop or they snapped their phone in half because their friend told them it was unbendable, all while a manager emails out hourly metrics that tell you to work harder so that some jew can make $1 more an hour off your labor

>>215845615
You should just stop raising the kid now then, and let a more capable adult handle it.

>>215845311
not usually but it happens.

>>215845597
the population is projected to go down in the coming years

>>215845633
Why are you giving him attention?
You doing exactly what he wants

>>215845633
you should stop crying and focus on your own shitty life.

I don't trust anyone who doesn't like hot weather

>>215845634
Shitpost away then, some of the mods are quit gigafaggots giving global bans for nearly everything on their boards

>>215844961
no and i imagine those will be expensive to purchase forever now via ebay maybe you can make them yourself with those cheap tshirt print makers but quality might be shitty

>>215845639
We just need to have sex. Get on it buddy.

>>215845621
the constant shoplifting didn’t bother you? half the time I have to stock something I have to knock empty cans and wrappers off the shelf.

>>215845663
This but cold weather because I am the only non-brown Leaf here

>>215845656
My life is great, I'm not an irresponsible nigger brain who made a regrettable decision I can't take back like you and your parents did

>>215845633
Shut the fuck up you oversensitive zoomer faggot. I love my kids but they can be a pain in the ass. Every parent vents like that guy every once in awhile. You're a narcinigger who thinks everyone should drop what they're doing to pay attention to you, specifically, and you're projecting. 100% chance you've used the phrase "mean spirited" this week.

unc crashout

Let's waste yet another day shitposting and rotting. Yay!

>>215845745
kys abuser

>>215845732
dude i'm just fucking with you i don't have kids and i'm not even the OP

>>215845488
I love my daughter, I'm just saying most of you losers couldn't handle taking care of a child. I took the day off from work because she was sick.

>>215845745
>you oversensitive
Projection lol

It's been a while since I've told some anon to kys

this guy beats his child

>>215845726
I don't live in an area where that's a major problem but even if I did I wouldn't care, it can't be worse then having the 10th person in a row tell you you're a useless piece of shit waste of space and then you just have to be sickeningly nice to then because if you raise your voice even slightly no matter how bad the abuse you get written up

>>215845687
>you can make them yourself with those cheap tshirt print makers but quality might be shitty
yeah but its not the same, I want that Ye shit

>>215845776
Why don't you love me

>>215845770
>2025: making an offhand comment on an anonymous porn website about how cleaning up spilled juice at least once a day gets fucking tiresome is now abuse.
we cooked fr fr nk cap nigga fr 100 :skull:

>>215845726
Shoplifting doesn't bother me as much as drug addicts and Karen's screaming in my face as if random ass retarded store policies were my personal decisions

>>215845745
I hope you end up in an old age home with nigs and spics who beat your ass

>>215845835
I love you

>>215845854
That's just redditjeet, don't take what it says too seriously

unc is crashing out
blud had an accidental pregnancy and now trauma dumps on a vietnamese basket weaving forum :crying_emoji:
your child-supporting paying ahh needs to sybau

I went to a Dollar Tree once. It was the most depressive store I've ever been in

>>215845825
you wouldn’t care until you realized that it’s why we have to work with a skeleton crew all the time even during holiday weeks.

>>215845825
I live in Vermont, notorious crime ridden shithole, and shoplifting is a problem here, they all need to be executed instead of excused

>>215845897
Dollar Tree is great for buying birthday cards

>>215845900
I've worked black Friday before it's really not bad you scan the shit and put it in the bag it's not hard

>>215845943
i’m talking about stocking, not front end.

Big boobs or Big ass? You can only pick one.

>>215846108
Ass

I am unironically the based alpha

>>215846108
what an original question

>>215846108
I like tits more but ass holds up longer so it's a better investment

>>215846108
Big feet

>>215846150
this, so much this

Totally illogical question: would you rather have a son or a daughter?

>>215846139
Just horny talking with my bros, lil dude.

>>215846108
ass

>>215846177
Son

What did you get from coming here? I thought it might be and good opportunity to learn about foreign lands and languages. But after nearly a year it has just made me dislike Europeans and Canadians, because they are always mean for no reason at all, which, wasn't the result I had hoped for. I don't think I learned anything at all except that Brazil has an astronomy telescope and there are dams in Indonesia.

>>215846177
i'd rather have a hermaphrodite so i can suck his dick and then impregnate him

>>215846203
and then send him off to box in the olympics

>>215846199
I am literally never mean to Americans, don't let redditjeets influence your opinion of Canadians.

>>215846184
nobody here is your "bro." we don't know the first thing about you and we don't care to know. get some real friends zoomie

>>215846199
I laugh at how dumb everyone is.
I purposely say dumb things to make people mad when I'm bored at the job.

>>215846108
Like I said once. A big ass can carry weak boobs but big boobs can't carry a weak hank hill ass. Also tit's can grow after preggo

>>215846313
you're dumb as shit yourself. posting obvious bait doesn't make you some evil genius you loser

ordered cevapi and a fanta

>>215846298
Nice nipples or nice labias?

>>215846313
>I was merely pretending to be retarded.jpg

What's your last name

Yep. Just like that.

>>215846425
Singh

>>215846425
Patel

>>215846425
Pajeet

>>215846425
Bennett

>>215846425
Gianakopulidis

>>215846425
mantigula

>>215846425
Benis

>>215846425
Krishnamoorthi

>>215846425
Johnson

>>215846425
sex sex sex

>>215846425
urethra

>>215846425
wang

That's gotta be a consecutive (you) record in /cum/

>>215846425
Malaponte
>>215846588
Good job ruining it….

>>215845834
jah totally feel

>>215846425
haverschmidt jr. III

>>215846425
CumSlut Sr.

There's a nigger in the NFL with the same last name as me which is synonymous with murdering niggers in the old days

>>215846425
rothirastein

>>215846425
why did this low effort fedpost get so many (you)s

>>215846425
Goldstein

>>215846631
Are you related to the director?

>>215846425
Gojira

>>215846655
Niggers don't have Jew names

>>215846272
I try to remember that 4chan doesn't represent a normal or healthy cross section of reality, so, thank you for the reminder.

>>215846682
fuck you biiiiiitch

My actual surname is of Norman origin…..

>>215846655
Oh you mean David Lynch, yeah that's it, ironic considering Fenian scum are not known as slave holders, I wonder how Marshawn got that name

>>215846673
David Lynch wasn't Jewish

>>215846425
Freud

>>215846425
goldberg

>>215846272
what about all of the canadians I've met in real life?

>>215846728
Fenian subhumans have been racemixing with the slaves forever

>>215846682
/int/ is even worse because it's just diaspora cancer and proxyfags seething about stuff half the time too. See redditjeets reply to you for example.

Went to the store to buy beer and I forgot to buy some chips, shit!

>>215846425
twinkberg

>>215846764
Canadians were mean to you irl? You just let people talk shit like that to your face irl? C'mon man do better!

>>215846425
obama

>>215846425
Trump

>>215846769
I assume that's it, we're the lowest of the low, but not my set, we're lace curtain Irish

>>215846728
Perhaps his slave ancestors were from the Lynchburg area and just picked that as a surname

>>215846425
Smith

I unironically like white girl music

>>215846724
Based, but you gotta do some genealogy homework to find out of they were really Normans or if your ancestors just changed their name to be more Norman

>>215846829
Who knows, I've received a few comments from black libtard women about my last name in the north, never the south when I went to graduate school there.

>>215846894
Give me 3 examples, please

>>215844148
Whatever the FUCK that means

>>215846944
wtf

Frankly, I had enjoyed the war.

>>215844336
Mommy bod she has a bod that would birth fine offspring

>>215846937
California Girls
Last Friday Night
Womanizer

>>215846897
My uncle already did that a few years ago and they’re genuine Normans
Thankfully it’s Anglo Normans too and not Irish Normans

Thinking of buying this house in the suburbs
It's 54k and only like $325/month mortgage which is cheap enough even for a loser chud like me, but idk it's kind of scary
I don't want to get locked into a mortgage and into one place

i like Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift

>innocent looking youtuber
>check about page
>she does porn
grim

>>215847031
>It's 54k and only like $325/month mortgage
Where is this? Rural Arkansas? Is it 120 years old?

>>215847051
Whomst?

Just put a scoop of creatine in my ashwagonda tea

>>215847024
Also it’s a noble family that’s still around but there’s too many generations of bastards to be even close to noble

>>215847069
lexipoll

>>215847070
does creatine do anything for you

I didn't fart, I sharted

>>215847031
No way, which state. Is it a crime scene?

>>215846993
2000-2015 era White girl pop specifically

>>215847067
Housing prices aren't too bad if you dont insist on living ten minutes out of a major metropolitan city

>>215847120
It makes a nigga look thick and improve recover time after working out.

>>215847070
Mine is not micronized
It has been a pain

>>215847024
Based and lorepilled, never understood why the non-Whites seethe about being asked their ancestry. Wypipo we LOVE talking about that.

>>215846108
Ass

>>215847155
Depends on the state. In MD they're generally high. If it's under $100k it probably has issues/is very old and/or is in a bad area.

>>215846801
I'd rather put up with it than face jail time. I grew up near the border and there were always canadians crossing over to shop or just fuck around or whatever. I guess maybe it was just the city they were from but you know the stuff that happens when you're young always makes a big impression on you.

It's crazy how much better my mood gets when I'm outside in the sun for 30 minutes

What's the most stereotypical Irish name that rustles their jimmies? Paidric? Colm? Faggot?

>>215847155
My country doesn't work like this

>>215847067
No it's newly made
I was just checking it out on street view it looks pretty nice neighborhood not a far drive from downtown.
Not saying where it is cause I don't wanna dox myself

>>215846993
are you gay?

>>215847218
Is it a mobile home or modular home?

>>215847182
Yellow pipo seethe at being asked where they’re from and reply with UMM AMERICA or their state as if asking a white person that won’t start an hour long conversation about how they’re 1/64th Cypriot

>>215847223
No

>>215847201
Patty/Padraig

>>215847229
Modular i think

>>215847201
Liam

>>215847197
What kind of Canadian?

>>215847241
you sure? you relate to music about kissing boys and putting on make-up.

>>215847235
Yeah I remember before they were like "let's start asking white people where THEY are really from" and it's like... ok? I could talk about that happily for like an hour lmao

Micks, dagos, and germanic descendants are always going to be pro immigrant libshits because they've an ancestral memory of being immigrants and being mistreated

>>215847201
I once asked me Irish grand da if he ever got his pot of gold and he got all red in the face and called me a little shite, lmao what a prick

>>215847293
I like the rhythm and how upbeat it is. The lyrics are mostly secondary I just like how it sounds

>>215847197
>I grew up near the border and there were always canadians crossing over to shop or just fuck around
How old are you? For the last 20 years this is just saying you hate Jeets and Chinamen with extra steps. I've seen those US costco videos when "Canadians" are buying all the milk and let's just say none of them are without turbans.

>>215847302
Idiot

are there still cowboys in usa?

>>215847282
well I grew up in detroit

>>215847302
>an ancestral memory of being immigrants and being mistreated
Second part is just Jewish influence

>>215847359
How am I wrong?
Look at every wop politician and they're almost all dems and pro immigrant
They still carry the seethe deep within their wicked dago hearts

>>215846108
Big gock

pete (((hegseth)))

>>215847363
well, we still eat beef.

>>215847363
Yeah on every single beef ranch

>>215847383
I bet they are fags, I'm an hour from Quebec, they aren't so bad just retarded and French

>>215846425
Bogdanoff

>>215847387
Jews and Wops are like peas in a pod.
Two sides of the same dirty coin

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>215847392
I bet you love Cubans cuz ur gay

>>215847422
It's funny because before Americans used to always say how much they hated Quebecer tourists than Anglo Canadian tourists, especially Florida

>>215847326
if one of my friends put on any top 40 I'd be like "really, dude?"

any canadian twinks in? I wanna fuck some ass

the numbers:

Swedish: 55% Harris
Polish: 50% Harris
Italian: 47% Harris
Irish: 43% Harris
French: 41% Harris
Dutch: 41% Harris
German: 39% Harris

English and Scotch-Irish: 34% Harris

>>215847470
I'd just turn the volume up until I couldn't hear you over the top 40 song

>>215847497
I like how it approximately gets whiter and whiter except for the fucking Swedes up top lol.

>>215847529
>>215847497
Swedish desire for more Somalians is simply to powerful to be contained

>>215847497
All those swarthy southern and eastern euros carry the ancestral seethe towards us anglo chads
Swedes are the exception they're just redditors

>>215847460
I'm in Vermont, Quebecois are a fact of life and they're fine, terrible drivers though lmao

>>215847497
Germanbros we're aight

>>215847520
>catty, female behavior
>"I'm not gay, though"

Nothing made me hate sweden more than playing swedish video games

>>215847571
SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY? *cranks dial some more*

>>215847574
they truly make shitty vidya

>>215847558
do you see any cute french femboys/twinks?

>>215847558
do you ever get guys who claim to not understand mph? like they'll claim they thought the sign was for kilometers per hour? that happened a couple times when I was younger. kinda wild lol

>>215847604
Yass girl you owned that chud! Let's put on some Bieber and dance!

the most interesting election trend is that all the "weird America" groups swung HARD for Trump.

The Portuguese Americans, Assyrian Americans (Christians from Iraq), Beverly Hills Persians, Melungeons (Injun-White-Black hybrid people in Appalachia), and some Injun groups all moved massively red.

They probably feel like their way of life is at most risk of extinction in the face of globohomo and DEI, probably feel resentment that they're tiny minorities who also do not receive any of the benefits of being black.

But basically Trump represents weird old america

>>215847657
>They probably feel like their way of life is at most risk of extinction in the face of globohomo and DEI,
Well yeah mass immigration probably threatens small groups even more

>>215847634
No, they typically go from cruising at 55 then wake up and go 80 for a bit then back to 55 and repeat

I already know you can't take the heat

>>215847651
I don't understand how can "ignore the lyrics" when the vocals are by far the loudest thing in the mix. that just doesn't make sense and it's actually then complete opposite of what pop music listeners do.

Mom bought me an air freshener. I wonder what she meant by that?

>>215847729
BABY baby BABY ohhhhhh cause I'm like BABY baby BABY ohhhhhh

>>215847657
there’s nothing weird about that election, the Dems came out with the worst candidate since Romney.

New thread?

>>215847794
She can smell your cum drawer from a mile away

>>215847651
*activates subwoofers* YUP COOL MAN ILL SEE YOU AT EDDY'S LATER PUYEACE

>>215847842
making

>>215847682
It's always mexicans

>>215847845
You are badass let's jam to Baby by Bieber together

>>215847924
not liking something just because other people do is just as bitchbrained as liking something because its popular you know that dont you

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I meant that all those ethnic groups are part of what used to be called "weird America."

Like you'll drive into some neighborhood in New England or Los Angeles and suddenly you'll find a bunch of signs in Portuguese or Assyrian.

This was a fun, charming thing because the country was 80% WASP, and because these people are colorful and soulful.

Now they're threatened by a mass faceless soulless swarm of Indians, Mexicans, and Blacks that is actually far less "diverse" than before.

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