Thread 215847991

U mad? Edition

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>>215847991 (OP)
>high noon
ugh vom

These are the surgeries I intend to get:
>Rhinoplasty
>Submental lipo
>Silicone chin implant
>Jaw implants
>Infraorbital rim / zygomatic arch implant
>Fat transfer to upper / lower eyelid
>Canthopexy
>Lower eyelid retraction

>>215847991 (OP)
>U mad?
no

In keeping with that last thread, WASPs and Scotch Irish are the real Americans and the rest want more immigration

>>215848070
>Came in droves during the 1848 war
Yep my ancestors came from Germany in exactly 1848

Where's schizojeet?

>>215848070
>WASPs
>rule the US
Either hopelessly unaware, or straight up copin' lol

>>215848140
dunno. why do you ask?

This is what I'm all about

>>215848070
I'd say WASP's and the Germans who had their culture annihilated due to the WWs are the default white stock. The Irish, Italian, dixiefags have a separate conscience

>>215847159

do you hold extra water, also have you tried the bigger doses? supposedly it gives you a brain boost or something

>something happens that mildly disrupts plans for the day
>oh well guess ill try again fresh tomorrow.
>day wasted
...
>accidentally do/don't do something meant to stop/start doing this week
>its already tuesday
>oh well guess ill try again fresh on monday.
>week wasted
this is hell. why do i have to be like this.

It feels like every retard collectively decided to get a dog during/after Covid and then just neglect it so everyone else has to hear their stupid mutt barking all the fucking time. I swear it wasn't like this before 2020.

>>215848207
>how ya doin

>>215848235
I was in the city the other day and every fucking retard has a dog or cat. I fucking hate these mongrels and their pets

>>215847991 (OP)
Average SEC couple

I take care of my parents' dog

i smoke too much

>>215848305
Why is that the case? I get that he's probably gonna inherit 5 million gas stations or a piece of land leased to Exxon

>>215848363
I think I smoke too much momberg gave me a car air freshener

You ever look at a woman and realize she pretty much just looks like a dude who’s a woman

>>215848363
how many?

did nothing all day award

>>215848162
I want people to fight and insult each other and fight and shit

And then the president of Pakistan was like
>Tank yu Mr.Trump gi saaaar you did the doing of the needful

>>215848070
Italians more often voted dem though it's more of a generational voting pattern due to urban machine politics of 20th century, even if their attitudes weren't always liberal

>>215848417
yeah, my math teacher

>>215848435
I went to the grocery store but too lazy to go to the gym

>>215848446
why

i'm gonna bake these pork chops

>>215848417
I mean if she has a square jaw and athletic build maybe, but in general no

>>215848446
I want you to mow my lawn

>>215848476
It's funny.

>>215848511
why

>>215848214
probably trauma idk

>>215848489
in the oven?

>>215848070
>ustler

>>215848550
No in your ass

in the future robots will be fucking our women and me

>>215848417
like the aerosmith song?

>>215848565
>He didn't go to 'ustler university
What colour is your mobility scooter?

>>215848518
They say funny names, post funny soyjaks And lots of slurs. The chaos is entertaining to me. I loke to have a front row in stuff like that.

>>215848592
>DREAM ON! DREAM ON! DREAM ON! DREAM UNTIL YOUR DREAM COME TRUE!

>>215848649
>The chaos is entertaining to me.
why

Sugar momma, she used to pay for me to go down
She was eighty
You wanted to know how I payed for the car? Well you know now, baby

>>215848583
mmm delicioso

>>215848207
what's his name again?

>>215848038
>>215848050
>>215848052
>>215848130
>>215848140
Does anyone have a desuarchive link to those feline anthro hijabi comics that were posted here on /int/ a few days ago?
I think it was inside a zutt thread.
I need them for research purposes…

>>215848733
Do you think I'm sexy?

guild leaders are beginning to suspect i'm not pulling my weight in clan battles my fishing career is over bros...

>>215848733
no sorry

>>215848430
more than a pack

You don't see revolutionaries posting manifestos and going on to soap boxes to speak the throngs of people anymore

>>215848781
It's because the majority of people are content with the status quo and don't see any need to disrupt their lives with a revolution. Sorry schizo you were born too early.

>>215848781
they stream it on twitch now

watchin destiny

>>215848733
Nvm found it.

>>215848776
yeah thats a lot, I do 10-12
I wanna stop

bored
what should I do?

>>215848991
watch cop cams

>>215849007
based

>>215848834
>the majority of people are content with the status quo
I don't think so. More like pacified
No one is really all that content from what I can see

>>215849007
interesting thanks

>>215848991
watch destiny

>>215849033
>>215849045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FMtL7saNKE

>>215848991

https://errozero.co.uk/acid-machine/

make a track and post it for us to hear

>>215848781
>>215849040
Revolutionary is just a performative online aesthetic for most people nowadays

>>215848903
i just wanna cut

later losers

>>215849077
My favorite channel

any canadian twinks want their dicks sucked?

>>215848991
Squat 250 pounds before your enemy does

>>215849089
true but it's becoming less so with actual fascists in government

>>215849113
watching women scream is funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woUtyRJhfyU

>>215848716
tung tung tung tung sahur

>>215849074
no
enough polslop for me

>>215849082
Lol I'll give it a shot

>>215849077
would

banging these 2 hotties later 2nite. faggots

>>215849089
It was always performative
Bet Marx loved getting his dick sucked by his pathetic little cultists

>>215849163
>Revolutionary
>protests by lighting a bus on fire o algo before getting Starbucks on the way home
Civil disobedience =/= Revolutionary

>>215849194
He mostly just begged Engels, the competent guy, for money.

>>215849226
I thought his family ran a coal mine or something that he lived off of

>>215849202
Real revolutions are impossible in an age of mass surveillance and a.i
If there was a figure like Lenin today he'd just get drone bombed

>>215849164
What a STUPID woman

>>215849174
>>215849285
how about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thZ2Fn3PPSU

>>215849243
Marx was an idiot who was broke most of the time, Engels was born into a wealthy family and lived off that wealth but was also not retarded and could mingle and form good relationships with various lefties across the world to make sure he wasn't destitute, he also liked parties and arts. Basically the 2 guys who founded gommunism would have been killed in the USSR for being a lazy and the other guy being a bourgeois intelligentsia type. Do NOT let tankies learn this.

>>215848070
>Utah
Mormons aren't Protestants retard. They're to Christianity as the Nation of Islam (Yakubites) are to actual Islam.

>>215849297
Bit too long for me rn

>>215849297
Just from seeing the thumbnail - NO

>>215848691
It reminds him of home

>>215849359
>>215849362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Shad_Thyrion
she cut off his head after femdom

Argue about religion

Mormons are the last real whites in America

>>215849417
no

>>215849389
grim

post twink booties

god doesn't exist sooo

>>215849417
What's there to argue? If that leaf was here he'd love to, though, I'm sure

What about hot indian chicks - Yey or ney?

>>215849444
and terrifying desu

>>215849494
Few and far between. So few, in fact, I've only met 3 fuckables ones irl. But by god they were VERY fuckable. One was so dumb I probably could have talked her into carrying my baby as a form of monetary investment, though, she was fucking STUPID

>>215849389
>She continued to have sex with Thyrion's body before dismembering, removing internal organs from, and mutilating it.
died having snu snu and still passed on his genes. life isn't fair

>>215849579
Yeah I wouldn't have a baby with one but some of them I find hot, and yes they are more rare, especially here. But I've met a few, they come here do study medicine.

>>215849389
What the helly…

>>215849668
Bro was tripping.
Albania does have one of the best flags tho.

Last time you felt like pic related?

>>215849702
Me when I get sizzling fajitas and they smoke up the whole restaurant and I don't care

>>215849701
For me it's the flag of Nepal I just like it because it's weird shaped

>>215849268
>Real revolutions are impossible in an age of mass surveillance and a.i
incorrect, they just need to be organized accordingly and executed effectively

>>215849702
As a kid before eating french and or Mekitsi.

Rip granny :(

>>215849702
Mfw my paycheck hits the account

>>215849701
are you kidding? it looks fucking disgusting. more like a spider than an eagle

>>215849773
>Kosovo Je Serbia etc

>>215849763
french toast*

>>215849733
Yeah Nepal's is cool also. But Albania just goes hard.

>>215849702
never

>>215849808
i'm being objective here. i also think albanian language is beautiful

>>215849824
Why? That’s sad

>>215849773
No, I like the color scheme and the design. It pops.

>>215849702
when the wifey went on a girl's trip to sandals and i got to play as much cod as i wanted for a week

Biji Gele Kurd U Kurdistan

.

>>215849074
>watch a literal cuck faggot
no thanks

CD still hasn't shipped
I am giddy with anticipation

>>215849074
Ummmm no thanks ewwww

i smell of cum

Are traps gay?

>>215849702
I love getting food that's too hot to eat

>>215849875
5 cent
lolollololollllloololxdxdddx!!

>>215849993
no

>>215850024
why?

Brother is overcoming an opioid addiction with freestyle skiing.

>>215850000
checked + respect

>>215850055
because they're heckin valid o algo

>>215850055
Because he likes them and he doesn't want to be called a faggot

>>215850063
mad libs ahh post

The fact that $35/hour isn’t a good wage makes me seethe

>>215850153
>Because it wasn't Poppin at all in Bulgaria
I think dude is lowkey doing a performance act

You guys can easily send me your spare change and help me pay my debts but you just won't do that

>>215850153
I know Tariq is popping that boy pussy. Nigga is zesty.

>>215850202
Damn right!

>>215850202
Money I send you could be used on weed and booze

>>215850202
I hear the taqueria pays 22 pesos an hour

Assholes

bro think he ndugu

almost every woman without makeup is surprisingly fails to even come close to a 9 or 10. makeup really will make a 5 turn into a 9.

jerked off to brazilian tranny porn again

hi,

>>215850383

announcing a report/sage, again. I get banned for this - it is a false report for the wrong rule and announcing it in the thread. either he is impersonating, or is, and he would be breaking the user/jannie rules in either scenario
thanks

>>215850407
grim

>>215850153
How many non-Internet friends do you have?

The fall weather is officially here

Mowed the lawn

are the timmies still mad?

>>215850461
award

>>215850436
1. what about you?

>>215850407
Based macockau enjoyer

>>215850424
Mousey, calm down! Nobody here cares about your /brit/ drama.

When a black woman speaks, I sit down and listen.

>>215848214
>>215848540
wrong, it's ocd

>>215850470
award

>>215850476
I lost all my friends since I left school and uni.
Nobody cares about me beside my parents.

You do own a house right? How big is it? Do you have a garage? A lawn?

Me? Yes, 1880sqft not including the two car garage and a front and back lawn

>>215850524
Boo hoo nigga

any twinks ITT want their dick sucked?

>>215850542
me? no. i live with my parents

>>215850542
I want to live with you rent free.

>>215850494
I work with a half black chick, she cute but she taken.

I own a bbc
That zesty nigga does whatever I want as long as I keep giving him head and ass

>>215850577
does it good?

>>215850542
Yep it’s 1972sqft not including the garage
Front and back lawn too but the front lawn was replaced with rocks and native plants and I grow fruits in the backyard

>>215850605
Fuck yeah

Driving to work

Why do you incels need large houses if you don't have a wife and kids?

>>215850643
how did you meet?

>>215850615
Noice I’m about to plant some Japanese maples out back and camellia out front
>>215850661
I have a wife and we’re having a kid next year

>>215850666
rare grindr w

>>215850575
That white boy crazy!

>>215850688
Why would you post on 4chan then?

I got no bitches, my fade is wack and my Jordan’s are fake

>>215850709
I’ve been posting here since like 2005

I just come back every now and then

>>215850542
A full size house would be a waste for me I think. My interests are computer and outdoors related and I'm too ugly to have a family, so, I would only need a bedroom, a bathroom, and a combined kitchen/living room. I don't collect physical objects so any more rooms would just go unused. I'd rather have a little house like that on a large isolated property than a mansion.

I still buy my shoes from a skate shop

This general is giving me the ICK

currently burping

>>215850709
Incel melty..

Who the fuck is Private Number, and why does he keep calling me?

>>215850723
I'm hear since the 2016 election but I'm a stone cold incel.

>>215850688
I want to plant a willow tree but I’ve been a lazy fuck….
A century old willow is a requirement for my next house I think

>>215850773
>I'm hear

>>215850753
I'll give you an ICK

classic daily reminder that I am a failure and should be put down like a dog

>>215850772
Hello it's me!

I also have a wife and my wedding date was unironically October 7th 2023 so I didn’t even know anything happened until the next day

>>215850785
I make silly typos when I had too many beers.

>>215850789
Dick gave me the ICK

>>215850734
You don’t care about interior design? That’s my favorite part about owning a home, I often have people over and like to make it feel comfortable and aesthetic so friends and family know I have good taste

>>215850808
Also, it’s not even a big house I want a bigger one eventually since this one is only two bedrooms

>>215850816
This would be funnier if she just had regular hair and didnt look like a troon

/cum/ is the most normie general on /int/.
All other generals are full of lonely people with mental health problems.

/cum/ really is normiecentral
what a travesty

ChatGPT said I'm on the AUTISM spectrum.

I got a little worked up today, and typed my entire life history and compiled everything I know about my family line, to figure out 'how my brain work, the way it does.'

What ChatGPT wrote was truly astonishing, first off I'll share some info of what I wrote, I emphasised I'm Neuro divergent, and listed all my symptoms, such as, "preference for solitary activities, over sensitivity to annoying loud noises, difficulty focus on tasks, experience hyper focus on topics of interest, terrible time management."

I then listed pros associated with my brain chemistry
>These were, learning things at an insane rate, at grade 4, I was learning grade 8-9 math, learning 20 words a day form the dictionary, willing reading 10-20 books a week, A+ student throughout grade 3 to grade 8.
>Decently good sketching skills, with creativity and find solutions that nobody thought of.
>Extensive memory spanning 1.5 years, but for thing I'm deeply interested in.

Then I wrote about my family line, first of is my mother's side,
>My mother was a A+ student from kindergarten till she finished her studies, and becoming a nurse.
>My uncle, passed entrance exam to engineering, very easily, with minimal study, has a pass rate of, 3,000-10,000/100,000 (3% to 10% pass rate)
>My grandma, did a Math masters degree, which has a pass rate of, 15/10,000 (1-2% pass rate)
>My grandfather, was insanely smart, he could calculate the amount of chairs you could produce, by looking at a tree, with laser accuracy.
(people would pay him to estimate)

Then my family line, from my father's side
>My father had astounding memory, his domain of knowledge was in cars, he would remember people by their car plate numbers
>Only nerf, my grandma, only studied to grade 4, since it was a village
>Don't know much about my Grandfather, other than that, he was a people pleaser

>>215850808
That's when I first started posting here.
>>215850830
Ick on eck

>>215850872
We don’t have a welfare state like you do we need to work

>>215850881
sybau

>>215850872
Only a few normalfags itt but yes this isn't as mentally ill as other generals

>>215850890
ACK gave me the ICK

Europe has more mentally ill permanent incels due to the welfare state and their parents not kicking them out
I’d be living under an overpass if I didn’t have a job while they get NEETbux
Used to make me seethe as a teenager

we need a new /cum/ without normalfags, normalfags can keep this one

I’ve been on /cum/ since the start
Used to be in the trenches of inceldom before I downloaded tinder during the tinder posting epidemic

>>215850943
I imagine it's the highest form of trust for that creature to just lay on his back like that. Can't help but wonder what poking his belly feels like.

>>215850909
Most of the regulars in European generals are neets. We don't need to work because the government pays unemployed people a living wage.

>>215850795
fuck off

>>215850934
I've been perusing altchans to find one that isn't normie infested
there are options but they're either a. slow or b. porn addict goon havens

i was also an incel for like 3 months after my gf dumped me
got a couple hook-ups off hinge and fixed me right up

You’ve got a normal face right /cum/?

been enjoying watching unwanted undead adventurer with my mom.
trying to get her caught up before season 2 releases so we can watch it air together.

>>215850985
Being a neet here is not worth it, I don't even know how much it is but it's something miserable. You would be better off begging on the street.

>>215851007
>>>/soc/ you attention starved faggot

My obscure schizophrenic Ylilauta splinterboard is all normie now excluding the mentally ill Europeans (it’s half Americans/Canadians half Europeans) even though we started out as disgusting incels

>>215851007
nah i look unusual in a modestly attractive way.

>>215851025
Post eyes

>>215851007
I've see people like that on 4chan saying they are ugly and no woman would love them. When I say they are crazy they tell me to kms.

>>215850985
That’s what I said

>>215851005
I'm ugly so I don't get to have casual sex
Fuck you

>>215851050
that's what /soc/ is for you deranged faggot
kill yourself

>>215851023
A lot of your gypsies migrate to Western Europe to become neets here.
Bulgaria is a bad country for neets but a good country for people who can live from their savings (10% flat tax is very low compared to the rest of Europe).

>>215851058
That’s me and I don’t think I’m ugly

I saw a disabled guy struggling to get his car door open for like 10 minutes. I didn’t help

>>215851001
altchans will never take off, 4chan going down for a week and everyone moving to sharty and immediately moving back proved that
any general that gets any popularity has to be on 4chan

>>215851063
Yeah, I tried to confirm your post.

>>215851074
>10% flat tax is very low compared to the rest of Europe
Yep, it's the lowest in the EU.

Someone is organizing those gypsies because otherwise they wouldn't know how to migrate - they are all illiterate, they can't even write or speak Bulgarian let alone English or German.

Me? I have brown eyes

I deserve to be tortured and killed
I deserve everything bad
I am a genetic failure

>>215851072
Your anger makes you ugly

>>215851085
I just gave an example...

>>215851098
>altchans will never take off
that's the saving grace though
the few I use are all fairly pleasant
slow posting sucks but you can at least have a back-and-forth that way

>>215848161
he does the same thing with everyone he meets with retard, he did it for Modi too
why are libtards so bad at this?

theres no girls to impress here

>>215851156
I want to have sex with Ms. Paula White.

what should i go to school for. i want the easiest job for the most amount of money

i'm a girl

>>215850847
Not especially, but I don't see why a small house like the one I described has to be barren or ugly. I don't have any friends to impress but I'm glad you enjoy hosting for yours. One thing I would want is a nice wraparound porch so I could sit outside and smoke and stargaze. Maybe the house could straddle a little creek, that'd be nice. Oh well, land is expensive, so it will probably never happen and I'll just have to make do with apartment dwelling. It can't be helped.

>>215851206
I'm not telling you because that means less money for me

Whats up folx

Pam Bondi is also very hot of her age.
Here we don't have sexy female politicans like you in the US.

Drinking a perrier

>>215851231
Good, I'm watching CIA documentaries, how bout you?

I wonder if England is worth visiting

>>215851156
LMAOOO WE GOT AN ACTUAL COPER
Show me Trump paying homage to India's Ganges, I'll wait

You’re not a real racist if guy can’t commit to hating Catholics

>>215851206
any STEM field.

I missed basically all of partying and dating during college and master's degree to study for exams. So it ruined my life from age 18-23.

But now in my mid 20s I'm making absolute bank for very little work and it'll be like this until I retire, in fact it will only get easier.

And parties in my mid 20s have been way more fun than the college ones.

>>215851243
She has a weird mouth.

>>215851302
Based actually, good for you bro!

It's 2025 and we hear about trump literally every day, the entire world talks about him, he's the main character of the world dream play, and STILL niggas are just finding out he's a zionist jewlover.

He's been like that his whole life. His father, Frederick Drumpf, was also like that and changed his name to get along with Jews better. This is who he is. Why is it still a surprise?

>>215851243
Yeah I'd fuck her

Why do normalfags even post here? Being the “edgy guy” at the office doesn’t mean you belong here

>>215851349
Just don't give them attention!

>>215851220
Imagine having a Victorian house with a tower to smoke in…

>>215851349
4chan has always been a place for normalfaggots and on any board you go to you can find threads where 40 year old boomers argue about their 401(k)s it's part of the fun.

>>215851349
I’ve been posting here since 2007….

i look like this

>>215851349
I don’t work in an office I work in a hangar

>>215851310
>Pam Bondi i
Her nose and ears are very cute. I don't care if she alters the Epste*n files. She is so pretty.

>>215851383
it's really interesting how you normoids rewrite history

>>215848716
curtis yarvin

>>215851392
Looks you found your place in society since then. Time to fuck off

>>215851349
My attention span has been getting fucked, I have to do multiple things at a time. It's not healthy. I might take a break soon.

>>215851376
A creepy old house on the seaside could be fun too, all the empty dark rooms would add to the aesthetic. I guess I would buy some old cheap furniture just to cover it with sheets. But like I said I have no friends to appreciate it with me.

>>215851442
I have no interest in anything on any social media website, what am I supposed to do when I want to shitpost on my phone

>>215851424
winrar is me

>>215851470
why cant I hold all these limes
see I can do that too, you still don't belong here, faggot

>>215848207
>>215848716
I visited NYC last month and say this guy sitting on the sidewalk somewhere in Brooklyn in a lawn chair. I think he has a shop there or something.

>>215851336
>>215851349
>NOOOO ITS JUST TRUMP
Fuck your gay little chatroom, take it to discord where you belong. You general faggots are the ones who don't belong on /int/

just pulled a hair out of my mustache on accident

Do you think the cug gets pussy
I hope so

>>215851393
I look like this

What is the best VPN currently?

>>215851538
They are all getting bought by israelis..

>>215851494
how sad of a faggot would you have to be to gatekeep an empty house? YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR

/hide thread

Republicans are all angry retards

Conservatives in general shouldn’t be alive

>>215851532
an owl? thought it was a meatball from the thumbnail

new
>>215851594
>>215851594
>>215851594

>>215851621
>teaonher
Men are becoming so feminized

watched new naked gun movie
it alright

>>215851621
where's the title
where's the edition
where's the previous
i'll use it but let's do better next time

i look like this

>>215851284
I'm not saying he doesn't suck jew dick, but you have a million other ways to go after it but you pick the worst possible one.
anyway, i hope we deport you and jews

I need cock so bad

There's nothing wrong with harvesting adrenochrome

>>215851749
look between your legs sis

>>215851749
a juicy bbc right?

>>215851740
I thought you looked like this

Dadberg said the new Springsteen movie got good reviews but they said whatshisface can't sing

I look like this.

>>215851940
same but without looking indian

Nicholas Scroll singing Om ea Mai Fu is the closest thing you'll get to hearing an angel sing

>>215851910
this is why i didnt watch it or the dylan movie, and even if marv miss maisel was about a male comedian i still wouldnt watch it

>>215851983
*Scholl

*Ombra Mai Fu

>>215847991 (OP)
I mad? A little, but I could take her.
The tubby schleb will be mine!

ok time to migrate

even if your life sucks or whatever at least society didn't make your name synonymous with being stupid

>>215851940
we know, this board has flags

NEW
>>215852044

>>215851760
I can't fuck myself

>>215851008
Dubbed, natüralich

>>215851284
why would anyone do that? that shit nasty

>>215851462
nah he wouldn't DARE say that shit to me, dawg

>>215851610
you seem like the angry one, champ