Thread 215850601

Why do Americans celebrate a random Italian who never stepped in their country instead of this Spanish gentleman who discovered Florida? It's hispanofobia, isn't it?

>>215850601 (OP)
Yes

>>215850601 (OP)
italians maded pizza
what dis spanish maded? fucking nothing

>>215850601 (OP)
It's the Italian crew forcing it, though I wonder if Latinx would seethe more or less at a Spaniard

>>215850613
It's kind of ridiculous because it screams insecurity. Any new world country looking to celebrate the day it was discovered by the old world will logically pick the first time an explorer went there. Americans had to come up with a wholeass mental gymnastics of celebrating when "America" the continent was discovered instead of Yankia, but at the same time they deny America is a continent and call you a spic for saying that lmao

>>215850656
Giovanni da Verrazzano was more influential to American history because he explored the area that would become the Thirteen Colonies, making it known that the land existed and could be colonized. If they want to celebrate an Italian related to their history this guy would make a lot more sense.

>>215850744
The continents we inhabit are named for an IFALIAN man, Amerigo Vespucci

We didn’t until Italian American civil rights organizations lobbied the government for it to be made a holiday

>>215850601 (OP)
Hispanix = Mexican = BAD
Italian = Guidos = GOOD

>>215851144
>an IFALIAN man
Ifail...

>>215851103
>the first european to reach New York was an italian
WASPs in the mud

>>215851191
The first European to reach San Francisco was an Englishman

>>215851168
>Italian American civil rights organizations
damn the US is really racist against southern europeans
many people forget this

America was discovered by Leif Erickson
America was named after Ricjard Amerike
Know your history white man

>>215851215
so?

>>215851219
Italians are only white in the eyes of the government
Hardcore racist hated them in the 90s and still hate them today desu

>>215851219
Up until the 1960s literally no one cares now
Shitalian-Americans tried to make some guido lynching a national day of rememberance but it ain't gonna happen

>>215851245
America was discovered by ᐊᑯᑕ

I love how assblasted shartmericans are at us. Discovered by us. Literally named after us. State modeled after roman aesthetics. Can't make this shit up

>>215851300
Speak English
Also, technically America wasn't "discovered." This is because America was originally where the first man and woman existed, Adam and Eve, Anglo Americans as you can tell by their names, in and around Jackson County Missouri.

>>215851361
If you were roman you would do the works of Rome, but you are not children of romulus but your father is Othello the Moore.

>>215851361
It's true.
American culture revolves around wogs.

Amerilards hate us so much they renamed their sharted sea from gulf of Mexico to gulf of [guy from Italy] lmao

>>215850601 (OP)
>>215851103
In any case, I don't think it makes a lot of sense to have a holiday for when a guy found some land. If I was American I would try to convince my countrymen to celebrate when Jamestown was founded instead of this Columbus Day joke

>>215850601 (OP)
>Why do Americans celebrate a random Italian who never stepped in their country
because italian-americans wanted a holiday like st. patrick's day
that's it

>>215851413
Everybody claims to be Italian now so you’re wrong sorry buddy
You and the Irish secretly rule the country
The Anglo just finances it

>>215851469
The WASPs already got their special day with Thanksgiving.

>>215851469
We don't actually give Columbus day much thought except when it makes red skins seethe. There is no way to "celebrate" Columbus day. There are no parades or costumes or dinners. Much more emphasis is placed on Thanksgiving with the focus on the First Thanksgiving which the Pilgrims had with the redskins and ate turkey and wore buckled hats and so forth.

>>215851245
Good boy, and he was a Norwegian of proper Germanic breed.

>>215851469
If I was American I'd kill myself rather than be named after some Italian brown. They should rename themselves to Valhallia to honor their vikangz ancestors o algo

>>215851534
My ancestor

Why not John Cabot? He discovered north america, was italian and employed by the english. The country should be Cabotia

>>215851537
>>215851554
Can't make this shit up. Mutts are something else

>>215851537
America means Kingdom of Heaven
Hail to the Amereich

>>215851554
Scandinavia is the crib of modern civilization. All Proto-Germans come from a small region between Denmark, South Sweden and Norway.

England = Anglos and Saxons tribes that travelled from Denmark, Germany and the Netherlands.

Germany = Many different Scandinavian tribes that got rid of Celts and took land.

France = A frankish Germanic tribe.

US, NZ, AUS and Canada. All created by Anglo-Saxons.

Netherlands, South Africa, Belgium, Switzerland, Austria. All originally Scandinavians.

We wuz everyone.

>>215851483
we meds must forget amerikkka opression against us

>>215851694
Germanics descend from the Tribe of Ephraim, birth right heir to the Israelite covenant.
Germanic dominance over the world is simply asserting birthright over the earth.

norgaygian vicucks got buttfucked to extinction by the natives which is why the continent is named after us
such is life

>>215851514
>The WASPs already got their special day
Sometimes I forget most Americans aren't descended from British colonizers but from random immigrants

>>215851245
>discover gigantic landmass
>does nothing with it

Not very faustian from the germanic vikings.

>>215851772
Actually British descendants make up the largest single bulk of people here. (yes, it's more than the Germans)

America is above all else Italian and Catholic, since its very inception

>>215851768
They survived in America until the 16th century. Read a book.

>>215851822
You didn't do anything with it thought lmao

>>215851835
Just in time for some Italian or Spanish explorer to chart their boypussy

>>215851827
>largest single bulk of people here
Is it a majority?

>>215851838
We didn't had jewish kabal backing us up.
But the portuguese did actualy discover routes to Africa, Asia and the Pacific Ocean itself.

>>215851827
some anon made a thread these days saying that the "germans" surpassed them

>>215851855
You are the manlet with the slim build. You’d probably be a twink if you moved to Scandinavia. Very popular among givers in the gay comminity.

>>215851768
The Danes going back to Greenland to check up on the colonists and not finding them is one of the top 10 saddest moments in history

>>215851875
>We didn't had jewish kabal backing us up.
You quite literally did.
The first record of jews in early America were from Brazil lol.
The history of jews in the western hemisphere were all from Iberia until like the mid to late 1800s.

>>215851959
The strange thing is that there was a wedding a couple of years before they all dissappeared. Which is not a sign of hardship.

>>215851966
We had a chud moment and expelled them from Recife together with the Dutch, so they went on and founded New York. Yes, this actually happened.

>>215851920
depends, Nordoids sold decently well at slave markets here, they are autistic, meek and docile, prime to be made into living flesh sockets

>>215851625
He didn't reach the current United States

>>215851987
>Which is not a sign of hardship
It can be. In movies when people are about to die you have the desperate love confessions and pre-apocalypse sex

>>215850601 (OP)
They would instantly become mexicans as the USoid lore indicates

>>215852081
You are brown. Nobody gives a shit about what you say.

>>215852231
One theory is that they moved due to climate change. Not possible to do agroculture anymore. Maybe they went to Canada.

>>215850601 (OP)
Imagine being a med bull exploring the new world for the first time. 16th century was the peak of Europe goddamn

>>215852589
It would have been like:
>mosquitoes? No problemAAAAACK!!!
>Apparently clean water? What could go wrongACKKKKK!!!
>natives? What could possibly go wrongACKKKKK, stop biting my leg savageACKKK!!!
But yeah, pretty much

>>215852646
These mosquitoes didn't carry any disease back then

>>215852691
umm, sickle cell

>>215852730
What

>>215851856
The majoriy is like 60% bong mixed with random shit (mostly NW Euro) from Europe

>>215850601 (OP)
Large italian community in america who pushed it basically

>>215850601 (OP)
Florida was never even part of America until 1820

>>215850601 (OP)
Magas think he discovered the usa they still don't know it's a continent

>>215852247
Holy hell you're mad, nordoids are really mentally frail

why are thirdies seething about this

>>215850601 (OP)
Because Columbus was first. There were dozens of conquistadors after him.

>>215851483
>t. luigi mario dario o'vicinio

>>215851103
Gods we were strong back then, peaked right before total decline