Thread 215850780

Ireland's Blackpool edition

>>215850780 (OP)
wow is that new york

Mr Smelly

>>215850797
yes

moonbound squirrels mentioned

kicking a grey squirrel so hard it becomes like a popping balloon full of water and its blood is the skin and pitiful existence is the (proverbial) water

Dangerously, painfully unfunny thread the last one. Let's hope for better things this time around

>>215850797
that's Ireland's Blackpool

guinness: irelands black poo

use grey squirrels to test experimental drugs

the tree of squirrel liberty got to be watered with the blood of greys

>>215850831
alri whingey knickers
got your whinging knickers on have you

>>215850672
screaming he wrote it down

time for bed mate you’re on the /brit/ early shift

Mr Smelly
He doesnt know what the cronem are

im so depressed i can barely function

>>215850860
use grey squirrels to simulate car crashes in real life and make the cars really tiny like squirrel-sized cars. then we can give the red ones cars

>>215850891
cheer up mate :)

>>215850880
qrd?

>>215850894
>>215850866
>>215850823
>>215850822
Ah never mind then
>>215850831

matey is screaming cos a bloke with 30 viewers wrote his gay imaginary meme down. I could go into Wetherspoons, stand on a table and reach a big audience

use grey squirrel neurons to mine bitcoin

>>215850880
scromit

The Share and Watch Later buttons are not going away when fullscreening a youtube video. so that's the site ruined forever then

and use the BTC to pay AI to share all of the squirrel brain secrets

>>215850920
>stand on a table and reach a big audience
aye if you stood on a stool on the table

very dodgy black man entered my personal space in maccies and hassled me for money to my face on three separate occasions
not happy with my country one fucking bit

fill a thinktank with grey squirrels and water. close the lid, drown them

>>215850778
:|

do you reckon those JAV pornstars with massive tits do escort services in Japan

if I had a kid right now I would not be able to afford a new change of bedsheets for them ever
which is sorta mental

>>215850994
they do part time jobs in yakuza games

>>215850958
should have shared your wealth, la
class unity, remember?

>>215851014
fuck off dtfib

>>215850926
>have you tried eau deu gherkin
ffs kek

>>215851006
cost of bedsheets sure is high these days

All the cretins rushing to get their dogshit zingers in before they have to go to work again tomorrow

ferment dead grey squirrels inside pony carcasses and eat them during winter

>>215850880
Shame Zeidy missed it

double espresso time

whaat

>>215851017
fuck off lad.
i am a man of honour.
i see people for their race, not their class.

>>215851054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVli-tstM5E

>>215851035
mousey has about £3 to his name at any given moment

>>215850880
screaming

im socioeconomic factors man

thoughts on buying a pot of olives and eating them at the toil desk and offering them to my colleagues? doesnt seem that wild but people have a love hate thing with olives and they do seem like more of an evening food

>>215851069
stupid mthreegan cunt

>>215851084
olives are fucking peng mate

>>215851084
no I don't like olives so you shouldn't do that, bring a charcuterie board of some nice cheeses slices meats and crackers instead

spraying eu deu gherkin once on my neck and wrists before going out to the bar

>>215851059
fair enough
which is what darkies are not

>>215851109
would be peng to be the olive guy in the office. people always bring cakes but what they really want is a light savoury snack . wee assortment of olives and some cocktail sticks. simple. instant love and respect from all toilfus

none of you are half as funny as you think you are

>>215850780 (OP)
is that from spiderman the game

except for me

>>215851154
and none of you are think half as funny as you deserve

don't worry darling it's supposed to fizz like that it's sprite xx

rape still not funny

rorkemaxxxing

>>215851151
yep, just offer them if they ask you about it

she wants a man who is gay for pay


sensative emotional and attractive to get with other men? high earner ? it's a no brainer

>>215850880
https://voca.ro/1j6UOYQUzoOH

>>215851154
>>215851042
>>215850831
go the fuck to bed then you miserable, whining, snide little gaylords

>hundreds of thousands of batarians died!
had no choice... the reapers... swear there was no other way haha

no cheese left, my pasta will suffer cause of this

>>215851228
you're implying it's not just the same bloke

>>215850880
https://vocaroo.com/1j6UOYQUzoOH

BTW the Pokemon of the day is seedot
this Pokemon was my pinap berry today (except the event pumpkin Pokemon)
now I have 940 candy and 47 candy XL but it was 1040 before(?) I got home

>>215851221
sc

38 year old heathertimmy still records audio the old fashion way

>>215851262
how about you pokemon fuck off

>>215851221
squeaky virgin voice

and im 333 kills "dry" on this boss with 30Q hp, but they come in a 4x4 grid with instances :)
thats not important right now however
however the server has a dry calculator and guaranteed drop at a kc amount for each boss ^.^

>>215851276
how on earth are new cats supposed to record it then?

Heathermong really liked me posting in mr smellys chat didnt he

Well enjoy it you mong cause as soon as I get unbanned from here I'm posting your dox lmfao

I got a shiny seedot last weekend with my autocatcher :)

young people are still making cds on the computer and i think thats beautiful

does mousey like kfc
what does he get from kfc

>>215851308
finally some good news

Any other anons get free electricity in the winter months? I'm wondering how you do it now smart meters are everywhere, previously I'd put one live into a henley that went past the meet so I'd get about 75% off but now I can't put the fuse out without EDF finding out

60 days until the Head Wigga In Charge shuts this shit general down

do you honestly think you're fucking funny you're an ugly little cunt mate and if i ever see you i'm gonna fucking slit your fucking face wide open yeah you're a fucking angry little fucking spastic

>>215851323
bargain bucket and a burger meal and a burger
even though the burger sizes are way too small for what they cost from KFC. I rarely go though

>>215851327
pikey hands chibbed this screed

off to bed, night lads x

>>215851334
Fuck uo

>>215851334
someone's drunkypoos!
pop back over to /britfeel/ yeah? x

>>215851351
gn. (sex sex if u are a girl)

>>215851345
ok thank you

i'm under so much stress x

>>215851373
dtfib

>>215851364
is there even a new burger
today I had a steak and onion sandwich on onion bread which had garlic mayo on it too

starting ME3 again
brings me back to when i first played it
skipped classes just for it

>>215851373
whats up girlie x

david tent bedshits

>>215851389
corr lush. you eating good

testing testing, one two three

My 36 year old cousin just sold the successful company he founded and announced he's retiring at the end of the year.

Meanwhile I'm three years younger and a pathetic wagie with no prospects of career growth at £40k pa.

>>215851422
Just got the results back yep you're still a faggot

>>215850958
report it immediately to 101 giving a description
i don't know how people expect things like this to change if they don't report it
i've got several nogs arrested this way. they usually have drugs and weapons on them and kick off when they police question them making their situation a lot worse

https://youtu.be/kKgIZxxM2g0?si=gmccGoJyiP1_if9e&t=196
3:18 - 3:57
listening to that at a loud volume with headphones is damn near as exciting as being on a theme park ride, bros

Browsing UKpunting again

>>215851347
>chibbed this screed
kek I'm like a child, I find these britishisms so amusing
>>215851402
1 was the best, 2 was okay, don't remember shit about 3, it was probably utter dogshit

>>215851347
How is it pikey to not pay £7 a day to light my home

rorke wants to mod his PokemonGo++ to be nuclear powered

>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/greenis/
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/rubbish%20i%20hate%20it/
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/raoul%20moat/
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/jordan%20burling/
Mad that

>>215851438
arrested and let go the same night

>>215851440
all you're doing is making yourself deaf prematurely

>>215850958
he's not dodgy rorke
do you know nothing about decolonisation and class solidarity for fuck sake

>>215851402
do you just play these games on repeat?

>>215851427
what kind of company was it? where did he get the initial investment from? did you ask him for any advice?

>>215851427
the world needs ditch diggers too

not had a nosebleed in ages

>>215851459
get him on /brit/ now

>>215851448
based
thought about paying the tenner forum membership

>>215851480
me neither
think the woke are behind it

>>215851472
no, i just do the trilogy all over from time to time

>>215851484
I reckon mousey spawned off him like an evil twin

>>215851334
https://voca.ro/14TdbLysBE3l

>

it is time to zap greys to the extreme

It's over

Why don't the zoomers like stealth games?

sit behind a mother daughter in church the other day. they both looked fairly well kept . the daughters hoodie was a bit dirty but nothing significant . what was really bad was the dirty under her nails which was really incongruous with the rest of her appearance. she was pretty and just in atheisure with high socks. not glamorous but not a wreck either. mum seems normal but couldnt stop moving her legs like she had initial stages of a disability like ms or parkinsons or was jonesing for crack or something. only thr daughter went for communion and both left immediately after. very curious

btw the Pokemon Go monthly pass costs £7.99 and you get £10 worth of Pokecoins from it (at rank 100)
at the same time you can get £3 off any purchase over £9.99 on Google Play sometimes or whatever

not Mr Smelly spam again

>>215851543
You're in church mate. Please don't judge people. You don't know their circumstances

>>215851529
does anyone like stealth games really

>>215851473
Biomed stuff, he did a PhD and they co-founded a spin out company with his supervisor, now sold on to some big corp. Not sure where they got funding but this was Cambridge uni so they must have arrangements of all sorts.

>>215851513
Oh no where will I get my dogshit online "journalism" from now?

>>215851543
maybe they left cause you reeked of body odour and oozed an uncomfortable aura of inceldom and the mother moving her legs a lot was because she was that uncomfortable

>>215851579
I'm empathising. they were probably junkies making an appearance so they could get gibs from the priest after mass

>>215851562
Fucking hell!!

>Mr Smelly
>smells peng as

Ukrainians have an annoying accent

>>215851562
I calls it Pocket Monsters Go

>>215851604
because you get a bunch of rare candy XL and other bonuses from the pass
as well as a good item at rank 100 (loads of Pokecoins this time)

>>215851595
i have to judge people. i work in social work. if i dont keep an eye outwe could have another baby p situation on our hands

pokemon goy

>>215851479
but I don't want to be one. We used to play vidya with my cousin like equals and now I'd be embarrassed to show my face around him.

Grimgrimgrim need a reroll on this pathetic life I lead.

>>215851601
Well may they find help in the lord

>>215851582
good for him then, he worked hard for it

>>215851639
s

they put like 10 years of progress in the celebration event

>>215851582
so too complicated for us peons, oh well suicide awaits

wish i was retiring at the end of th eyear

>>215851640
this happened to me at school

>>215851645
Yeah but it shines a massive spotlight on what a loser I am in comparison. I will see him at family events. I will see him on Christmas. Fuck this gay life.

thanks for the ban janny, you horrible little rodent

>>215851543
the girl's probably being taken to church to get into a school where you need a recommendation off the priest, the parents don't give a shit about religion often

dont like any music any more

>>215851673
most people don't have a phd from cambridge
you're just average

>>215851685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0i1Szq6GM8&list=RDh0i1Szq6GM8&start_radio=1
get the tunes on

>>215851685
listen to the osrs soundtrack and come back to me

what a horrible antisemitic post

rorke opening the age in the 4chan app and making an app popup window

Gonna go to a Thai Massage place Friday
How do you know if they'll do a handjob

>>215851700
>playlist

doxed to fuck

hahah ive got you now raymond

on a diet but contemplating a bit of snackage
sort me out

>>215851632
what denomination of church do you attend btw, I'd feel like a bit of a nutter saying this but last year I felt like christ was in my room and the feeling was so sublime i was tearing and choking up but I haven't even been to church yet and maybe I'm just some cluster A schizo ttpe

>>215851693
Yeah but I'm not asked to interact with people who do, sit next to them and be silently compared by family.
Genuinely need to concoct a scheme to not show up home for Christmas this year.

>>215851721
I'm not even signed in lad

the woke mob want to memoryhole this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Druridge_Bay_curlew

>I felt like christ was in my room and the feeling was so sublime i was tearing and choking up but I haven't even been to church yet and maybe I'm just some cluster A schizo ttpe
That was just your carer Adam.

>>215851725
*jiggles your fat bellington*

Course we'll get them posted

>antisemitism
why is there a word for jew hatred that alludes to their semitic ethnicity?

>>215851753
Thanks lad, on the straight and narrow now

>>215851762
technically it's to refer to racial anti-judiasm but everyone just uses it as the universal

>>215851762
What word would you suggest we use instead of antisemitism?

>>215851756
um

saw that tranny too many times. get new material ya boring bastard

let's speculate on what would happen when a capercailie meets a capybara

anyone got reddit? add me: u/bogackcrackalack

I will never stop using antisemitism.

mental to think jesus had a sweaty knob and bollocks under his dress

>>215851756
would nosh that willy all day long

imagine how satisfying it'd be to throw fag posters into a volcano and watch them burn

this charlie hunnam's good

Anyone live near an asda supermarket and like to buy their yellow-sticker reduced snacks of an evening?
They reduce loads of peng yoghurts, chocolates, pastries and cakes.
I mention Asda because I think they have the best reduced section.
I live near a 24-hour one and I'm going to go there now to buy snacks.

Wednesday`s
Pocket Monster
of the

Day
Is ..

Butterfree !!

I hate fluoride

Happy new year lads

Cheeky tendies

>>215851785
anti-jewishness would suffice
islamaphobia doesn't allude to their ethnicity. why should jews get that extra thrown in?

>>215851817
Yeah. Co op are great for this as well

Happy poo peear lads

>>215851840
remember buying these from asda

>>215851840
um. is that spicy ranch?

>>215851817
no
live near a lidl but it's fucking shite for reductions
actually dunno if I've ever seen any there
the original quality is so fucking crap that I wouldn't want reductions anyway

>>215851840
Elton John with a small output today

>>215851865
It's bossman sauce

Happy National Latino AIDS Awareness Day lads

>>215851842
>why should jews get that extra thrown in?
why do white supremacists get to conflate the two?

>>215851888
Thought it was maybe this. I bought it last week and it's nealy finished already. Not even spicy, but still really nice

Skin on my forearm is quite sore to touch for some reason, but it's not red or anything

>>215851888
Looks like some rubbish cheap Lidl shite. Incel shut-in sauce.

tiktok and youtube are terrifying. walked past a literal 5 year old earlier doing a vlog on (hopefully) her mum's phone. genuinely think the world is ending.

>>215851840
goujons

no matter my creed, i shit shite like the rest of you

>>215851928
>Incel shut-in sauce.

Ironically mate it's the sauce of getting a sweaty kebab with your mates at 4am waiting for a taxi. But you wouldn't know that, shut-in

>>215851946
fuck sake rorke, let the kid have fun

I don't think I've ever seen a black person interact with indians, arabs and latinos

>>215851969
nonce

>>215851946
1. didn't happen
2. even if it did and it didn''t then you'd have said FUCK. ALL. to the kid or the parent
NEXT!

>>215851888
Good spicy mayo that

just farted so hard my arsehole felt like a sub woofer cone

>>215851978
imagine even saying that. what is wrong with you? weird cunt

>>215851974
i find it really irritating how black men try to get involved with whites so much more than any other demographic who stay in their lane

>>215851980
1. it did happen
2. why the FUCK would I say something to a literal 5 year old on the street, you fucking nonce lmao

>>215852000
dont be a nonce if you dont want to be called a nonce.

>>215851965
him bin dun

who is she

>>215851946
yeah I just found out about the "me when I see women" meme and my first thought was this kid is actually brain rotted

cackling at leftypol telling rorke he's a coward for not aggressively confronting a random 5 year old child on the street

>>215852011
How's that being a nonce? A kid doing "a vlog", Which her mum will save for future memories. You are damaged mate

someone is using my email to report people playing a basketball videogame

>>215850880
My names Connor did a double take there

>>215852005
black women do the same

sometimes i just stand in the gym and stare at women till they feel uncomfortable and leave

>>215852041
>thinks social media is evil and wants to protect r kids from it
>not rorke
haway

>>215852043
>me? i just heckin love watching little girls mimicking their favourite youtube stars! those youtube women doing vlogs are very wholesome and never ever talk about doing onlyfans and tiktok is DEFINITELY not a nonce haven
actually insane how utterly vile you are.

gmod jogger I saw today had jiggle physics on her thighs and ass. her pregnatable hips

>>215852064
no you fucking don't lmao

>>215852066
>leftypol
>cant fucking read
classic

>>215852064
Bet everyone thought you were a freak for staring at yourself in the mirror

>

>>215852054
nah they don't

>>215852101
literally every person in the gym stares at themselves in the gym
this is the worst banter ever

get the reddies raped by the graynem

Fifth night this past month I've been wracked with intense stomach pain. Wishing death upon myself rn

sabrina and chappell in the same event gonna be such a vibe

Got the Battlefield 6 installing lads
Shall probably play it this weekend. Buzzing

>>215852068
you're mentally ill

>>215852168
said the nonce

>>215852092
yes i fucking do lmao
i stand right in the center, scout the gym perimeter with my hand above my eyebrows looking for prime meat, put mt hands down to my sides and just stare at them without blinking
men wish they had the balls
women fear me
im the gym predator

>>215852183
More like sex predator

>>215852155
I bet you spam 4chan instead

fuck my nigger life

>>215852210
yeah, hopefully that's where you and all the other nonces end up

the GDP is growing!
migrants do help the economy after all

>>215852216
not sure what this has to do with my post

>>215852183
oh right sorry, incel power fantasy hour takes place on /britfeel/ not here
easy mistake to make

making macroni cheese

>>215852251
At this time?

>>215852183
and then everyone clapped

>>215852210
no need to attach a selfie to your post mate

>>215852225
did they put that old orange nonce in prison for having sex with all those kids on that island yet

might have a wank x

>>215852251
has to be made properly

>>215852258
yeah at this time

>>215852210
Do they still have proper loony bins like this like some shutter island type stuff, honestly I'd go do a psychology degree just to get the chance to work in such a fascinating place

>>215852267
dunno but hopefully they do. reckon youre probably in those files too.

YJK
YJK YJK YJK YJK

>>215852262
>selfie
>guy is in a straitjacket

i want to kiss the brazilian chappell poster

>>215852282
Naw my mums in a loony bin and it ain't like that

>>215852297
camera timers have existed for decades you mong lmao

got masters on support this season for overwatch
annoying because now queue times are 10 minutes DESPITE the fact it says it will be 4

>>215852317
shame, both that your mum's in one and shame that they don't have a dark mysterious aura, what's she in for

get the fitties posted

>>215852205
ones i like the look at i take a note of their coming and going in the gym so i can ways make sure to see them
i followed one girl out to the car park once to see which car she drives
next time im going to wait at her car as she leaves and just stare at her, paralyse her with fear and then roll her up into the thr boot

>>215852330
fucking grim
i hope the morning shits are really really bad

>>215852305
oh...

going to asda lads

well then i've got the willy out haven't i?

>>215852371
closed mate

>>215852340
Schizophrenia, totally unable to look after herself and is a danger to herself and others

>>215852344
....oh I thought you said fillies

Youtube cooking up the most abhorrent UI you've ever seen in your fucking life

>>215852362
<3

>>215852384
good thing about being schizo is you dont need friends and never get lonely
just take to yourself
all those voices in your head keep you company

>>215852398
yuck

thats my contacts out and speccy 4 eyes on

Honestly feel like saying thanks fuck you to every job application rejection I receive
Think it would be funny haha

>>215852401
haven't noticed anything

pool's closed
due to aids

night lads x

puffy nipples
downy fupa

Catberg has colonized my bed

>>215852419
*shoves you*
out of my way, nerd!

>>215852398
yum

>>215852384
Interesting i heard schizophrenics are less likely to be violent she got the short end of the stick

>>215852414
Nah sadly not, mum is always fighting them and it causes her stress and pain. Its less like a conversation and more like being ordered to obey by your own disembodied out of control intrusive thoughts

>>215852436
chebs. is that marsden it?

>>215852444
*catches your outstretched hands*
*flips you upside down*
*smashes you into pavement*
weren't expecting that, were you?

might just lie about having a degree on my CV, what are the chances they actually check

>more like being ordered to obey by your own disembodied out of control intrusive thoughts
Yeah most of us have this it's called a boss haha

what i dont like about women is that they always cone with loads of their own peoblems, like kids, mental health, financial struggles, cause stress and you have to listen to them talk about absolute shite
nice to look at and put your penis in though

>>215852467
Woah... reckon just being disciplined can sort that

>>215852472
yeh!

>>215852478
not likely, and whats the worst they could do? sack you? lol then its back to unemployment. fucking fools.

might just lie about having a pilot licence on my ryanair application

>>215852480
Or a wife

>Yeah most of us have this it's called a boss haha
Yeah most of us have this it's called the missus haha

>>215852436
nasty bitch with a bottle of coke zero and a vape on her bed side cabinet
gross

>>215852506
autopilot does the majority of the work

>>215852475
WTF NERD???
*tries hard not to cry as he stands up*
I-IT'S NOT OVER FOUR EYES! YOU 'LL SEE

Scranton Ohio

just did a nice poo

>>215852519
*moonwalks away*

i have intrusive thoughts every time i see a female wearing revealing clothing, i dont act on them though do i because thats illegal and morally wrong

>>215852518
yeah but you still need to tell it what to do constantly

Pink pony club

>>215852494
ma nigga

>>215852462
Less violent than who?
>>215852493
Well the issue is they at once feel compelled to obey, and are absolutely certain the voices are external. Its like the Patrick meme with my mum
>so you know youre schizophrenic?
>yes
>and you know that hearing voices is a symptom of schizophrenia?
>yes
>and you know that when schizophrenics hear voices, its only they who can hear them, and that theyre not real
>yes
>so are the voices you hear real or in your head?
>theyre real

my dark and twisted life

>>215852621
>>215852621

>>215852565
cant be that difficult
press a few buttons
pull a level
its just bop it at 35000 feet

>>215852681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePDl1JNqjpM
Okay. Give it a go