Thread 215852621

chappell edition

Everyone's asleep anyways. I'm only here because pain keeps me awake

o the new page opened in the popup

My bright and hopeful future

>>215852621 (OP)
she is absolutely grim

gym in the morning, right lads?

>>215852621 (OP)
need to spread her tight, probably hairy snatch and suck a log of steaming shit out of her bumhole

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

>>215852640
what's the hurt?

>>215852678
is this an ironic joke or do you actually have a scat fetish

I remember in my first year of uni when I was in the halls there was a girl who looked like chapell roan who was really into me and kept trying to hook up with me anytime we went into town
she was from invercargill and I rejected her every time without fail

get the fitties posted

>>215852689
Stomach pain, agonising.

just span around so fast I started drilling into the earth and I struck oil

>>215852743
shit, something you ate?

>>215852712
ah yes the so-called wonder of gods creation

any scotanons here? what is fat bastard singing while taking a shit? is it some folk tune or just gibberish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jngPv9q-rX0

>>215852743
>>215852779
The fuck are you doing, writing a haiku?

>>215852791
maybe, who knows?

>>215852739
It's impossible to suffer in the UK or the US becauuse of women like this

>>215852712
new zealand is such a grim shithole

>>215852787
Yeah. Just sounds like gibberish

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NmQOs6h2WTw/oar2.jpg
what did the uploader mean by this?

>>215852779
Sort of, I have a problem with binge eating and lately its been causing this pain. Keep stopping then lapsing into bad habits and it hits me like a gut punch. My own doing. I am sick

>>215852838
UM

Mental how there's more time between the last Simpsons movie and the upcoming one than there was between the Simpsons movie and the debut of the Simpsons back in 1989.

>>215852787
something about spaghetti all covered in aaaaaaa not sure

>>215852850
Mental how nobody cares

>>215852863
Cared enough to reply

>>215852850
and the simpsons was already zombified by 2007

>>215852850
that is kinda crazy

>Groundbreaking new technological frontier that opens up vast new horizons - a true watershed moment in human development
>Women: how can I make this about me?

>>215852819
I thought NZ was rich and safe and clean like a mini Australia

>>215852879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW0gOnsKU0Q

>>215852911
NZ is poor and safe and clean

>>215852879
Ricky Gervais is literally half French you mong

never kissed a girl in my life

>>215852925
its just a silly meme mate

>>215852787
goldmember was and still is my dads favourite film and he'd put it on every other week when i was a kid
everyone at school was there talking about watching star wars and harry potter while i was on my 27th rewatch

>>215852911
not rich. crime ridden shithole. worse in every way than Australia.

Dar Williams - Iowa.mp3

>>215852787
its a canadian doing a scottish accent so im not sure why youd think scottish people would find it easier to deceipher than you

>>215852925
He is half French but not Norman French. He's French Canadian. And he fits the middle most.

gfberg back from the hairdressers
only took four hours

>>215852621 (OP)
corrrrrrrr chappy

>>215852710
rather not say

the gf

mental how women are literally soulless

>>215853067
on the contrary honestly, i have way more interesting conversations with women than with dudes

>>215853067
rude but some people really dont have souls and are NPCs

not enough souls to go around

Is rorke here
Got a bone to pick with him

people who walk really slowly even when there's someone behind them

what on earth do they do that for

>>215853063
she's lanky italians only

will they feed us the womb

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tom is a name for male black and white cats

>>215853107
*quickly walks out the back*

>>215853063
Irishman's crush

>>215853107
what is it you battyman?

killing ultimate abush instances (1.5Q hp)

wish I was the kind of autist who enjoyed shit like magic the gathering and had a load of other autist friends
instead i'm just a weird semi normie

it costs money to unlock but each kill (20 spawn at a time) drops 3000x 1 million tokens

>>215853145
um

>>215853197
ktim

Jenna Ortega committed suicide in a soiled nappy due to a lifetime of abuse in squalid conditions at the hands of her father Dan Wootton who would beat her, AIDSrape her and drop pianos on her wihtout even so much as an inflatable mattress underneath all so he could stick it to Raoul Moat.
Jordan Burling died in a Los Angeles hospital wearing fart fetish RTD's husband's dementia nappy

Jenna Ortega committed suicide in a soiled nappy due to a lifetime of abuse in squalid conditions at the hands of her father Dan Wootton who would beat her, AIDSrape her and drop pianos on her wihtout even so much as an inflatable mattress underneath all so he could stick it to Raoul Moat.
Jordan Burling died in a Los Angeles hospital wearing fart fetish RTD's husband's dementia nappy

Jenna Ortega committed suicide in a soiled nappy due to a lifetime of abuse in squalid conditions at the hands of her father Dan Wootton who would beat her, AIDSrape her and drop pianos on her wihtout even so much as an inflatable mattress underneath all so he could stick it to Raoul Moat.
Jordan Burling died in a Los Angeles hospital wearing fart fetish RTD's husband's dementia nappy

Jenna Ortega committed suicide in a soiled nappy due to a lifetime of abuse in squalid conditions at the hands of her father Dan Wootton who would beat her, AIDSrape her and drop pianos on her wihtout even so much as an inflatable mattress underneath all so he could stick it to Raoul Moat.
Jordan Burling died in a Los Angeles hospital wearing fart fetish RTD's husband's dementia nappy

Jenna Ortega committed suicide in a soiled nappy due to a lifetime of abuse in squalid conditions at the hands of her father Dan Wootton who would beat her, AIDSrape her and drop pianos on her wihtout even so much as an inflatable mattress underneath all so he could stick it to Raoul Moat.
Jordan Burling died in a Los Angeles hospital wearing fart fetish RTD's husband's dementia nappy

gambling is epic
gacha is boring and not fun

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well that's a naked bloke with green paint on his cock and face isn't it

the main character in this RSPS is kreeara (shes the best god)

If you don't report it you are tacitly agreeing to see more of it

the onlyl in fantasy that is anything to do with Runescape is armadyl and one of the shitty Saradomin minions. Saradomin is secretly the devil, followers are NPC behaviour (falling for evil pretending to be good)

The Mrs cooking me a nice meal after toil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE3e69-lqlc

im working on getting the kreeara wings for my character. the NPCs dont have wings but players do... im going to get kreeara wings

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I SAY X YOU SAY Y

love when i pop a zit and it makes this sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkOib-MmTds

need my dick sucked

https://youtu.be/8Ow5OhwrWCQ&t=37

Who linked the /tv/ schizo here

where's the guy who posts the nice looking fruity drinks, I'm feeling fruity and thirsty right now and I need an AI generated beverage

Witnessing some spamming/flooding
And some pony content outside of /mlp/

>>215853314
my post too

>>215852675
Looks like that London historian youtuber lass

*slowly raises hoof*

Who is heathermong

>>215853301
Made the mistake of doing it earlier
Sorry lad

green

hate women who think they're funny
not saying women can't be funny
but the ones who really try to be funny aren't funny

>>215853284
actually catchy ngl
still refuse to watch this shite

fookin mento asylum in here

right....... time to cut my nails. but I'm lying in bed.... I hope none of them wind up somehow beneath the blanket stabbing my skin in the night.

corr

bollocks are a bit sore
need a wanking, you see

>>215853355
please just walk to the bathroom
>>215853349
in some looney bin me

>>215853284
mad how fit the white one is

>>215853378
if you wank your balls then they'll really be sore

>>215853373
boobs

>>215852621 (OP)
need to see her ravaged by BBC

>>215853392
and what would you know about it?

kill yourself

Tony Caunter died 8 days after his wife
heart break :(

>>215853427
make me, you rent boy

>Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK
When will we be expanding this standard to natives?

my phone just turned off but im fast charging it to leave the autocatcher getting Pokemon
I got to the grind where its AFK in fantasy

>>215853398
pipe down you little freak
>>215853407
pipe down you little freak
>>215853427
pipe down you little freak

>>215853384
it's freezing, no chance. I'm looking forward to (and in the process of) leisurely cutting my nails while watching 'the complicated history of who framed roger rabbit' on youtube on my telly

>>215853438
I shant

What's the likelihood the doggo is getting shocked for moving off its dog bed specifically and literally nothing else.
I think Hasan's dog is completely mindbroken because it gets shocked for any reason and also randomly just to keep it on its toes.

>>215853443
*laughs in reddit*
take me updoot good sir

>>215853433
there's beauty in that

>>215853443
i don't have a levels myself
>>215853449
we both know that you'd feel better after just doing it in the bathroom and getting a small chore over with

he's just taking a selfie, no big deal

>>215853494
love this guy me, same with stewie and brian what a duo they are

(its animated)

I made it so I cant post the image without it being weird but I de-attached the image from the post for comedic effect. this is the image of the animated armour. its blue with blue-green stripes running through it sort of. from left to right

dont log into Runescape if you play this game at the same time. uninstall fantasy and do a virus scan before logging back in

>>215853487
it's too late it's been done, and I was in comfort all the while

Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform.

Going sleep soon team. Had some mild depression today but not too bad. Did some uni work, watched some anime.

>opening all of my gatcha (boxes/crates give more boxes)
>foreign in broken English says (we were talking) "I opened all of my boxes now"
>immediately stop opening boxes
this is what I think of the third world by the way also you are poor

>>215853609
fat cunt

kys

>>215853609
Hey mate, hope you're well. Sounds like a productive day, despite your depression

someone gave me items and started making gay and rape comments at me but now I have basically all 3rd from the best items

>>215853628
Thanks mate. Got my driving theory test on Thursday. Don't feel that well prepared but you never know.

>>215853655
You’re a smart lass you’ve got this

>>215853655
Good luck de lad.

this server is something more specific I figured out when it happens on the server but at the start when you get a random gift from a stranger (dont remember his name), the OP item to slingshot you into midgame which made me think about the thing more specific

>>215853562
where do you live haha just wondering x

on a previous server people started meddling with the prices because they are greedy spiteful poor people and honestly I wish I could kill them in Runescape (privateserver)

>>215853273
>>215853212
zutted

spent so much time cooking and eating and still feel hungry. feels like I've gained negative calories from this whole ordeal.

on this server they dont even have a month head start (I am entropy and progress)

>>215853664
>>215853666
>>215853669
Thanks for the support team and thank you too Mousey for showing solidarity with me.

>>215853695
What did you cook?

kill yourself

HIPPO HAS EXPLODING POO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPow

>>215853710
Mental how we've been friends for almost 3 years now.

>>215853724
kill yourself

>>215853675
the uk

>>215853711
that's how they mark their territory

>>215853750
um... same

gargled water but the tonsil stone is unmoved. also shot bursts of water down my throat with a water flosser but it's hard to know where I'm aiming or to aim even if I knew.

>>215853777
lucky bastard

>>215853711
ktim

>>215853777
shine your phone torch down your throat and look into a mirror over your sink

>>215853743
How have you been anyway mate?

I dont want to talk to you. fuck off

>>215853800
Just leave him, EW. He's a monomaniac

mouse are you gonna play griddy

psyche

>>215853810
Have you been taking your medication? You know you get angry without it

>>215853812
I don't abandon my friends

what the fuck is with the recurring topic of tonsil stones on /brit/?

>>215853824
its one mong

im not on any medications. this tranny freak is projecting
P.S. kill yourself

>>215853824
First day here?

>>215853824
he seriously just needs to remove his tonsils already

>>215853843
You get antipsychotics for schizophrenia plus you have Autism and ADHD.

No need for the transphobia mate

you are talking to an imposter of me

wish i had tonsil stones
wish i had phimo
would be something to do
instead i just have a couple of hairs on a mole on my shoulder i have to pluck sometimes

>>215853913
You're French

>>215853920
dogshit zinger

wish i had a kilo of heroin
wish i had a kilo of cocaine
would be something to do
instead i just read a 4chan post about a lad with a couple of hairs on a mole on his shoulder he has to pluck sometimes

>>215853920
been french all my life
it's become mundane

>>215853913
I have a loose mole on my neck that grows a longer and longer single, curly hair that I have to carefully twist until it's weak enough to pluck without actually pulling the loose mole off my neck. would say I have to do this every half a year.

pretty sure the fact about pulling out mole hairs giving you cancer is a myth (Google it)

>>215853944
ever just cut the mole off?

>>215853943
How very French

who's that pokemon?

>>215853943
ennui

>>215853711
That's just a watery shit
No explosion

>>215853964
no. far as I know you have to get surgery to get a mole removed, otherwise it bleeds endlessly and can kill you if you for some reason didn't stop the flow, for example if you were unconscious.

>>215853980
Zapatos

>>215853980
Mousey help us out here

>>215853980
électhor

>>215854005
sounds like a greek nigga

I had a meniscus injury and was put in a hospital and had to undergo arthroscopy because my knee got stuck. actually had a dream about being there today, about time, thought I'd have them sooner because I keep thinking about it every day, not because it was some traumatic experience but because it was so unlinke my usual life where I just wake up, scroll 4chan all day and go to sleep.
interestingly enough it was combined with my usual recurring dream about going to burger king which I got because I used to go there every single day to eat when I was in uni because I was too shy to cook at the dorms' kitchen.

>>215853980
Um it's an electric type from Gen 1.
Um um.... Pikachu? Raichu? Magnemite? Magneton? Voltorb? Electrode? Electabuzz? Jolteon?

>>215854031
Meniscus deez nuts bitch

>>215853980
One based off a kidney stone

>>215854008
He can't post the pokemons
>>215854021
Not even close!
>>215854033
Nice try!
>>215854005
Close! It's Zapdogs!

Night team

>>215854033
Wait obviously besides Zapdos, is that it for gen 1, no more electric types?

>>215854049
smirked

>>215854051
go to sleep bitch
die motherfucker die
time's up bitch close your eyes

>>215854051
Night gigi

thinking about burger king now

what happens if you post emojis on 4chan....

>>215854059
you need more?

>>215854091
How dare you stand where he stood

>>215854097
try it and find out ;)

>>215854114
I just did.... nothing happens :(

>>215854107
nobody will ever wear that crown like he did

need a wee but dont want to piss the bed

Liz Truss was right about everything

>>215854131
blue board lad don't go posting your weeny here

>>215854143
>not having a chamber pot

>>215854147
shouldnt have made a groid the chancellor

need to stop smoking weed and gooning everyday

need to start smoking weed and gooning everyday

>>215854153
think they call it chamber empty bottle nowadays

>>215854159
yeah I recommend not doing either of those things!

>>215852812
you don't know what these people are like. they bring nothing but suffering.

>>215852812
bro looks fatigued

>>215854159
true

>>215854176
n word fatigue if you would

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>215854147
i thought it was weird they made her prime ministress for like a week or something
it was like an episode of the thick of it
also happened to be the week the queen died
coincidence? maybe...

>>215854187
if you will

>>215854240
I shall

mad how there's biological women pretending to be femboys

>>215854259
>I saw my football career as a failure
He was sort of right though

>>215854259
most people didnt see his football career at all

>>215854284
fuck sake lmao

>>215854284
This weekend, the titans of Brentford face of against the legends of Ebbsfleet United. Don't miss it

>>215854259
why would an adhd diagnosis make him see that differently?

>>215854296
better than you

I'm going to masturbate now.

>>215854337
aye obviously, but I don't work as a line cook and consider it a career

how do l stop?

need a big STRONG woman to take charge and tell me what to do

>>215854362
masturbating? you just started

bro actually wrote it down omds

>>215854290
screaming

Hello, /brit/. You can watch Sumo matches through DAZN for free.
https://www.dazn.com/en-GB/news/sumo-wrestling-/grand-sumo-tournament-date-schedule-start-times-rikishi-how-to-watch/tpwqixs882tt1b8u0hpr67wow

Just in case you didn't know this info.

>>215854374
Reckon he typed than into Boots later on?

>>215854379
business idea: sumo wrestling but with oiled big titted japanese women in bikinis

>>215854401
I'd watch it.

>>215854366
I wonder what it's like to have sex with a woman like this

>>215854284
not sure having a 22 year career in football is a failure

>>215854428
bet her clit is massive

>>215854428
let's just hope she doesn't own a strap-on

>>215854366
mental how a teenage boy could still beat her up

>>215854447
one can only hope

>>215854476
doubt it

ffs gran

>>215854366
Love femdom porn but only when the girl is muscular like this
Can't get off to it otherwise, just looks cringe seeing some skinny lass trying to act dominant

>>215854374
this is how he be

>>215854519
how do you even respond after that

>>215854366
>Go to bed. Now.

Gravy’s good tonight

>>215854541
yeah because football is the same as a 1v1 fight

>>215854527
like this i reckon >>215854578

>>215854600
FUCKING SCREAMING HAHA POO (i chorlted)

>>215854519
nanberg on a madone

>>215854661
well, your mum and da weren't delivered by storks

>>215854617
a woman like that probably has some training and is at least equal in strength
so like i say i doubt it

>>215854680
Aye they were okay. I don't want to think about that

>>215854689
now you are :)

>>215854699
UM

minecraft is fun

>>215854704
too addicting i stopped playing it

>>215854702
now i am :)
your nan getting it is
mine would never

I was literally delivered by a Dr Stork

>>215854723
Ypur papa is somehow German

>>215854724
Sir Dr Stork

>>215854734
far from it, great great grandfather descended here from brittany

Off to a Spanish island in 9 days. Cannae wait

>>215854766
careful on the balconies

I've shagged all your nans

>>215854780
Might do a cheeky '

>>215854366
god she must stink up the entire place with all the gas

>>215854791
famous last words

>>215854805
screenshot this before
>young scottish man falls to tragic death in canary balcony fall

>>215852621 (OP)
Why do you repeatedly have the same editions? Shit’s getting kinda stale

>>215854814
godspeed

>>215854853
I'll catch him in my battyboy arms don't worry

>>215854846
what do you want the new one to be?
i'll make it in your honour

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1760488320731551.mp4
ktim

>>215854922
muh dik

>>215854954
post a picture then

>>215854681
multiple lady cops can't subdue a single male suspect
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOsRu-YjraN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

>>215854951
Timmy's brother-in-law

spent more money on pokemon cards, ive lost control of my life

>>215855094
that's such a silly thing to spend money on

>>215855094
why?

>>215855155
some of the pokemon and trainers are fit
>>215855147
i know gonna neck myself at this rate

>>215855164
so you don't even speculate on it?

>>215855176
no i just wank on them

>>215855179
could do that for free online

>>215855191
im addicted, theres no better feeling than holding the material in your hand as you cum all over it

>>215855094
dunno how much you spent but i t can't be worse than my booze and cigs habit so don't feel too bad

>>215855094
>>215855164
>>215855179
>>215855202

>>215855217
pulled myself a 300quid card and spaffed all over it now its worthless, this can't go on

>>215855228
at least he just jizzes on them
seen videos of grown men fighting over them
scalpers

>>215855238
you're like a modern day mr mulvaney sketch
"this stops NOW" haha

rocking the jeans and leather N7 jacket around the Normandy
facing total obliteration in style
also back then i akshually paid for all the dlcs
and did the online things to get the 100% preparedness
i was all in

wanking on a match attax

glibble glump

can't stop pooing ffs

>>215855356
its life long affair im afraid

Every day I forget how freakishly retarded everyone here is and then someone like >>215855238
this cunt post and i really reconsider the time I spend here

>>215855378
>>215855378
>>215855378

>>215855367
jeanne calment died at 120 something
that's a lot of poos

what is pokemon

>>215855381
Bit early you cunt.

>>215855373
we all have our weaknesses

>>215855401
it's not at all