Thread 215855378

howard devoto

>>215855378 (OP)
so
this is the new

so that's not just a meme about wanking on pokemon cards then

>>215855393
tell me what pokemon is

>>215855397
why would i want to work

>>215855413
no im looking for "lillie's determination"SAR version for my next wank, fingers crossed i pull it soon

spakker seazon

>>215855453
Me and Bladeeposter even though he's got a bf already T_T

dont understand those freaks that watch shit like the traitors

>>215855460
Nigga

Which European country would be best for me?
>Anti-United Kingdom country
>Anti-colonial country
>Country that has never had colonies
>Member country of the European Union
>Country that uses the euro as its currency
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurozone
>Anti-Russian country

>>215855490
just a drawing innit

2025.... I am forgotten.

morning lads

>>215855506
My arsehole!

>>215855507
You are an absolute runt of a man mate

>>215855525
would fucking knock you spark out mate

getting a cheeky headache

>>215855521
come back to the european union and throw away your damn pound sterling.

>>215855539
doubt it, you'd be too busy knocking one out to Pokemon cards

>>215855488
a couple of years ago i used to hang out with this neighbour lady who had a thing for me, but she had some pretty serious personality issues
chronic lying and that
anyway she'd make me watch gogglebox with her, and talked all about the different people who we see reacting to stuff
it was torture

>>215855506
denmark

>>215855553
could easily knock one out while clobbering your fat jowls

Anime runts are all nonces, that's not a revelation. Wanking to and spaffing on pokemon cards is a new one to me though.

>>215855570
fuck off could you i'd be punching your teeth in like a spastic playing a piano

>>215855562
Denmark still has colonial possessions (the Faroe Islands and Greenland) and doesn't use the euro.

I want a country that has never cloned other lands and that has the euro as its only currency.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro

>>215855589
is that so?
then GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SUBHUMAN SPIC SHIT
HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU DESERVE TO LIVE AMONG US ?
STAY IN THE MUD WHERE YOU BELONG

>>215855609
and that France grants independence to all its overseas territories and then we'll talk.

Don't like it when Pierre gets angry

>>215855639
won't hurt me one bit

>this is cardmong's next wank
>it's £390

>>215855646
I'm a yurasian supremacist.
Won't take lip from darkies.

>>215855618
I only accept European countries that have never had colonies.

I also want countries that are loyal lapdogs of the European Union.
https://www.quora.com/What-European-countries-never-had-colonies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Member_state_of_the_European_Union

>>215855695
you don't even deserve spain
stay where you are

just witnessed the fabled racisms outside of /b/

>>215855674
getting more soon delivered hoping to pull it

This thread is dead as fuck. What's wrong with you cunts?

>>215855678
We here at /brit/ stand against racism of all kinds
No room for racism

>>215855743
might have something to do with it being 5am you spacker

>>215855760
dont care

>>215855490
A bit old for me

>>215855743
got nowt to talk about

David Byrne is Irish diaspora
All of his wives have been brownish

>>215855798
Same as it ever was.

>>215855798
Mad how he is literally right about the Irish diaspora thing but everyone gets mad about how he says it

still don’t know what diaspora means

beddie byes for me

>>215855798
lucky bastard

>>215855798
If you wouldn't plow that woman and COOM deep inside her hairy pussy, you are gay.

>>215855842
expat community

>>215855854
thought you preferred mens anuses pierre?

david byrne is scottish

>>215855859
These Irish men are building lives with them and enriching them

>>215855871
you wish i were, don't you

his china wife was in the film beetlejuice
she made the big shoulder jacket he would wear

>>215855892
Well there's a French regular here who posts about shagging mens arses

It took the darkest possible Swedish woman to pull half Irish Michael Fassbender away from black women

>>215855909
Imagine how much money she skimmed off him
Irishmen exist to financially reward non-white women

>>215855910
must be one of the other ones

>>215855934
huh?

Imagine the financial settlements each of his (non-white) ex-wives walked away with
Irishmen exist to enrich non-white women

bought a shock collar

imagine trolling and spamming when it's explicitly against the rules
couldn't be me haha

>>215855397
>only get 40-70 years of life as an adult
>noooo you must work 80 hours a week and have zero enjoyment of life because that's what your ancestors did!!!!
fuck off lady

>>215855996
guy wrote it down too to check out later

>>215855997
bushido demands it *plays ghost of tsushima once*

>>215856010
>Crimson.... Victory.... by.... Cronem

>>215856010
>>215855996
>>215855977
Damn. Heathermong isn't even attempting to cloak his presence in this thread, is he?

The work day should be 4 days. Friday should be a part of the weekend.

quitting things with ashley for tali
yea, they're space gypsies
but tali's different

I want to eat Emma Watson's poo.

have absolutely no idea what most of you are talking about half the time
who is heathermong
who is this man >>215855996

>>215856042
four days in one?
like the time cube?

literally every post up until emmayank's was like that one picture of the average /brit/ thread

>>215856032
Buy Crimson Victory Eau De Toilette by The House Of Cronem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwzOrmQ43MQ

Persona 3.

One of the greatest video games of all time.

What race is Pat the NES Punk?

>>215856069
Hell yeah fuck the Remake it didn't have the /soul/ of the PS2 original imho.

>>215856056
Das rite

>>215856069
played 4 and 5, loved them
3 doesn't appeal to me

>>215856094
the career

>>215856094
do you ever get that feeling of déjà vu?

>>215856069
Yea I'm thinking based

>>215856094
ADHD is the most fake fucking normalfaggot "disorder" ever invented.

Every single person I have met who says they have ADHD is literally just a normalfaggot. They live normalfaggot lives, do normalfaggot things, and they are treated as totally normal people by normalfaggots. But oh! They say they have "ADHD"! Therefore they are "neurodivergent"? No. Go fuck yourselves.

As an autistic man, I fucking despise "ADHD" people and would be very glad to see them all herded into concentration camps and gassed.

>>215856110
>>215856094
>>215854284
>>215854259
any particular reason you make the exact same posts multiple times?

>>215856132
>autistic
If you ain't memorising whole telephone books in seconds like Rain Man then you're just as deluded as they are

should they sell mugs of lemsip in starbucks?

What ever happened to phonebooks I was using those

>no posts in 3 minutes
/brit/ is dead
pack it up, we had a good run.

>>215856226
cellphones

"neurodivergence" isn't a real thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6P1l482msg

I watch this and feel this is my destiny.

Sacrifice.

I will give my life for a cause far beyond me.

>>215856236
dtfic levels of observational skills

>>215856237
No, good guess though. It was actually smartphones.

>>215856185
no
but you can get that honey fucking mint lemon tea

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>215856272
yeah the thing is, you posted this at 2:30am today
now you're posting it 3 hours later
can't have slept much... let me guess, day off work?

>>215856270
cellphones weren't tied to an adress

>>215856249
yeah it is

mad how black goons from thousand island dressing are ripping up english hymens tonight

>>215856252
it's a waste to die in bed as you will die regardless

new business idea: neo cockney rhyming slang
first new word: 'danny' short for danny dire
example: There's been a stabbing in Whitechapel and rhe situation is danny

>>215856294
no, it isn't

>>215856272
>>215856296
boring, tired gimmick. zledy was better at it. get the national socialism infographics posted instead

>>215856296
danny situation honestly

>>215856300
I'm not going to die in bed.

But it's coming, one way or another.

Every single person in my life betrayed me. I've been maid out to be a fool.

8 god damn years. Not a single second of them meaned anything.

Something is going to happen. There is no way my life ends like this.

>>215856323
i know i was agreeing with you, I think you'd like the book hagakure by yamato tsunetomo, some things in it raie my eyebrow but I agree with it on the mostpart

>>215856290
Can't wait until I don't ever have kids and I can tell them about phonebooks and phonebooths and flip phones. That's going to be a FUCKING RIOT

>everybody hates me my life sucks i am going to kill myself
>ok but have you read this book

>>215856344
It's literally heatherpaedo. Minute after posting that he started cuckspamming
Then he stopped cuckspamming to post that drivel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNXTxZVZ4UQ

Does anyone else remember 2017?

What a fucking phenomenal year.

>>215856344
danny typo honestly the most comedic possible mispelling

>>215856348
back then, we had to be home to phone people
and we had to remember their phone numbers too
and we had to wait a week for the next episode of tv shows

nat back on twitter
bracing for her next cancellation

>>215856376
sonia to betabucks timmy after the khat-chewing goons grew tired of using her as a pumpdoll

Well thats my seven hours of sleepless agony done isn't it - writhing around in bed whimpering like a beat hound. Now for nine hours of toil, barely able to hold my head off the desk. P

>>215856403
God she's hot af. I want to cum inside her

ok guess what
1, 3, 5, 7, 9
1 + 3 = 4
4 + 5 = 9
9 + 7 = 16
16 + 9 = 25
4 = 2 x 2
9 = 3 x 3
16 = 4 x 4
25 = 5 x 5

>>215856428
Ah mate awfully danny that x

>>215856428
ktim except I'll sleep in the day

>>215856445
I have no reason to live and I fantasise about different methods of killing myself, but I just can't make myself do it

>>215856428
danny situation that

>>215856450
>>215856462
And I'm only twenty eight. I'll retire at fifty five most likely, but what then? What then?

starting to doubt everything i see and hear

>>215856459
live for others then, make them happy cause if you can't make yourself happy then that's the next best thing

>>215856459
I don't fantasise about killing myself.

I do fantasise about killing people who annoy me.

>>215856501
sounds like you're in danny straights

>>215856491
and why is that?

>>215856510
I do not know what either of those words mean.

>>215856486
Then you'll be able to sleep in during the day

playing mass effect 3
there's a french guy from lyon talking with a batarian
i take offense

>>215856515
yeah it's neo-cockney rhyming slang so it's fair that you don't know it

>>215856515
danny is short for danny dire

>>215856540
I'm more cockney than you, cunt.

100% of my ancestry comes from the south side of the River Thames.

I'm a neet who hasn't had to wake up early since my school days
Just as well since I'm NOT a morning person

Is it finally over

>>215856559
Odd that since you didn't know danny means dire because it's short for danny dyer, every proper modern cockney knows that, they're all saying it

>>215856571
I mean, I have been warning you about this for the past 4 fucking years.

You did not listen to me. Now you pay the consequences.

old people, eh? what are they like.

>>215856511
it feels as though my senses are lying to me. recently, i discovered something unpleasant about myself. the reason i do the things i do is because without them, i'd be crushed by this feeling of utter hopelessness. i feel like i do things just to feel alive and not be alive.

>>215856597
>Now you pay the consequences
why are you such a faggot

>>215856599
lol based

was plotting a wank but didn't get around to do it

>>215856617
Might be cause you use the nonce botnet

Blustery day.

bought a mop and some wine

Do women who tried unsuccessfully for years to get pregnant and had to go through rounds of ivf before finally getting pregnant get post-natal depression?

>>215856597
reminder that you're still incorrect about everything you have said for the past four years

>>215856686
dunno, why are you asking me

genuinely going a bit mental
not thinking right anymore

>>215856691
I'm not incorrect about anything.

I am the fucking prophet. Every single thing I predicted for the past half-decade has come true.

The Online Safety Act, yes, I predicted that. The calamity of the Labour Government, yes, I predicted that. The ruination of the internet because of AI slop, yes, I predicted that.

It's not my fault that none of you wanted to listen to my warnings.

>>215856686
My parents had me so they get upgraded from a council flat to a council house, and she had post partum psychosis

>>215856710
if you're correct why are we both still posting on 4chan

>>215856707
why's that

>>215856686
post partum they call it
when i was a wee lad we had two sister, the older one adopted, a philippina i think and a little blonde and blue eyed little lass
parents couldn't make one so they adopted
and then they got pregnant
mind over matter
psychology is a freak science

>>215856710
wow you're like the jesus of the virginous spazzes

>>215856710
You know, Quasimodo predicted all this

>>215856724
oh fuck lol

showertoil looms

Welcome to the Karma Hotel
Looks like Heaven but could be Hell
Where pleasant screams transform to yells
And every suite casts its own spell

>>215856783
>October 7
UMM UMM JANNY JANNY

Yknow, I really fucking hate all of you.

This thread has ruined my life for the past 4 years.

And before that, Exeter ruined my life.

I want all of you to die and be massacred.

Fucking pieces of shit. You all deliberately set out to make my life worse.

Just go fucking die. Just go fucking get cancer. You're all repugnant pieces of shit. Die.

>>215856801
*Kisses you*

>>215856737
Did they bin off the buy ins when the miracle baby was born?

need carol kirkwood to wake me up with a handjob and a weather forecast

As I near the age my parents got married and had me I grow even angrier at them for doing so. Thought I was meant to regret this hatred after they die? Redditisms regarding the sanctity of the parent-child relationship are delusional

>>215856833
course not
they didn't expect the miracle one
it was a happy addition, they were friends with my little sister
just goes to show you how biology and psychology are tied

very farty from last night's tofu and beans
hope it passes before i'm at the office

>>215856864
Thats beautiful. God bless your famille

can smell the cat and she's not even in the room with me

My rage at the fact I never got to experience the love and trust of a competent and affectionate parent is infinite. This world should be grateful I wish to be a good person

nigga think he an anime villain

nigga think he shipun taka hashimori

MENTAL how Ziedberg predicted all this

I thought "bellies full, balls empty" and "get them housed and fed" was a meme but here we are giving up prime london real estate to the small boat cronem

>>215856801
what did exeter do to you

<3

>>215856967
It ruined me, son.

It fucking ruined me. It destroyed my life.

If I could go back in time to 11th September 2016... I wouldn't sit down in that van.

I'd turn around and do something different with my life.

Get them washed
Get them fed
Get them housed
Get them wanked off

>>215856907
stinky bitch

>>215856976
this is your world, today

>>215856980
well tell us what happened

>>215856957
heathermong having intrusive thoughts about black cocks mid meltdown bro is mindraped

Interesting

>>215857005
do you like the old pictures better? when they were landscapes rather than drinks?

>>215856957
you don't want skyscrapers in london?

>>215857009
It's too much to put into words.

But every single second I spent in Exeter was abject fucking hell. I didn't make a single friend. Not a single person really understood me.

I didn't do anything wrong, and yet I was always treated as an outcast. I was always treated as a leper.

Give me my hours again, and I'd march onto campus with a fucking Kalashnikov and I'd exact my vengeance.

Tekken met young Bambi at a fun fair in Wolverhampton

>>215856976
nigga drinking lavender drank

>>215857046
i literally went to exeter and didn't make any friends but you don't see me making a big fuss over it do you

>>215857047
He explained to Bambi how he crossed the channel by small boat. She found that very brave and heroic.

>>215857040
can you remind me of the landscape ones? I'm used to seeing the drinks

this general sure does have some fucking freaks doesn't it

>>215857087
When did you go to Exeter though?

I doubt you overlapped with me.

2016-2020 were the most ungodly years in existence.

Total fucking abject horror. I lived in Satanic torture for those 4 years. I'd rather be a fucking Prisoner of War in Vietnam than live the life of being an Exeter student circa '16-'20 again.

>giving up prime london real estate to the small boat cronem

mmhmm das rite

>>215857111
you type like the fella whos on here round this time who talks about never having had sex and having no chance of it

Back from me classes. Feeling a faint glimmer of hope

>>215856976
i asked if you were around in a previous thread because i wanted your drinks thank you for coming at last

>>215857138
>>215857141
You tell me what I did wrong. And I'll act on that information.

Til I hear that, however, I live knowing that 110% of my life failures are because of a curse from the gods.

Bokkles for me tonight de lads.

just had 2 absolutely atrocious dreams woke up horrified and disgusted

im just a labubu

>>215857111
21-24
just went to campus and back to sit in my room and play games
it was fine

>>215856976
dude you always have lavender in these pics and bits of lavender inside the drink

>>215857168
some danny dreams eh? go on though tell us what they were

>>215857183
sometimes

>>215857168
what happened champ

>>215857167
thats nice too
if i had to pick one i'd say the drinks because they're more unique

>>215857161
i wonder how old she was there. any emma experts know?

>>215857207
I feel like ultimately there was more variation between the landscapes than between the drinks but I do like seeing the ingredients in the drinks change gradually across the seasons

>>215857119
Really big fan of this gimmick, you've out done yourself here.

anyone ever have a creative idea on ket that they felt was from satan and so are apprehensive to use it despite it being probably the best one of the month?

>>215857153
ok you're welcome

>>215857221
15

new toothpaste tastes vile
yuck!

>>215857228
Yeah, I'm always looking to see what ingredients are in the drinks and I like the backgrounds too.

>>215857251
Do you know what date the picture was taken?

>>215857241
no but one time I felt that I met the devil while puking into a toilet after eating too much of a cannabis edible at knott's berry farm halloween haunt
didn't care for it personally

lil b was on a generational run around 2010 basically invented modern rap

>>215857167
beautiful landscapes for the different seasons. need to see more of this

>>215857285
No idea, it's during the filming of Half Blood Prince though

it will cost me £744 to buy my setup for Euro truck simulator can anyone lend me the money

me at the barbers steadfastly refusing to make small talk

>>215857259
I've ordered some ginger syrup which should be arriving soon and I'm hoping to get some cinnamon on sunday so that will go in too for cozier autumn and winter feelings hopefully they taste good

>>215857326
write to your MP

>>215857221
Probably in between the 3rd and 4th movies.
>>215857320
Wrong

>>215857320
>Filming for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince took place from September 24, 2007, to May 17, 2008
If this was the case then she would have been 17 not 15

>>215857333
he looks so relaxed

>>215857348
>>215857362
yh I meant Goblet of Fire, always get them mixed up

Rebuilding myself. Striving. Even with my infected armpit.

Ok everybody, time to get serious. How are we going to save the west, or whatever? Start spitballing NOW, give me your best ideas

>>215857180
So you were there after me.

My era was fucking brutal. If you couldn’t establish yourself as a desirable and respectable man in social situations, you’d be regarded as a leper and cast aside

I fucking despise every single person who went to Exeter uni circa 2016-20

How do you know if a Thai Massage place offers a happy ending?

>>215857197
details are rapidly fading but was staying in some sort of hostel or budget hotel with family and upon waking up these people came in and started doing a massacre and butchering everyone in the place with swords and axes and then it turned into some sort of squid game/saw sort of thing where i ended up having to saw off my own mums arm to live then i think eventually it turned into a mass shooting and i woke up

then went back to sleep and was for some reason rebuilding the hostel place and was then driving on the road and saw planes and helicopters crashing and falling out of the sky (the first girl i ever fancied showed up and asked for a lift at this point which was weird) then when i got there some fella with a gun rocked up and started shooting everyone and i ran down the road and escaped while listening to everyone screaming

now that i type this out thats stupid as shit

>>215857391
umm

>>215857344
I don’t have one

>>215857388
who is "we"?

>>215857313
I just don't want to post both because I feel like it will be too much and people will get annoyed

>>215857388
The first thing we’re gonna do is give me money i will figure out the rest just give me your money

>>215857388
The west? Not my concern. However, for us, we do:
>state mandated wives
>deport everyone I don't like
>canzuk
>4 day work week
>more holidays
>destory every piece of ugly architecture

>>215857417
I was at Exeter when she was. Never encountered here tho

love fizzy water me
bit like normal water with added decadence

>>215857411
scary
those are the kind of dreams i have when i keep sleeping in and things get evil

>>215857439
I could never get annoyed by either of them. They're both iconic and so nice to see on here.

don't have anything to do now but it's far too early to go to toil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4GrSKMzQg0

Strapped with the tommy.

Just realised it's past 7am
The Belgian poster will be up soon to post his sponsors

pink pony club

>>215857463
i woke up at 3.30am to piss and heard some lads outside likely up to no good. i was also on the booze last night. a recipe for disaster

This is what I did to my boss fr

How to get a muscle gf?

the oz menace has gone too far this time

but what if she doesn't ignore the 6th message

>>215857542
How do you knock someone out like this?

>>215857583
So basically you just punch them in the head yeah

>>215857509
can show up for toil at 8 but i choose to wfh or roll in at 10

>>215857574
inshallah he will be executed

>>215857574
maximus boshius

>>215857574
big john gluttony

usually when the belgian posts his sponsors he doesn't reply to any other posts
i'm going to make the new with something he recognises using his meme to see if there's a reaction or if he uses some kind of bot to make his morning posts

>>215857583
if their mouth is open hit them in the jaw, always keep your mouth closed in a fight

>>215857583
guy sounds drunk in the video and took 2 clean punches to the jaw

>>215857596
yeah but why did it work in this scenario
most of the time it doesn't knock out

>>215857648
when are you going to kill yourself

tried to get into dow again but dropped out of boredom five minutes in award

>>215857388
leave this place forever and become your best self

>>215857673
what makes a clean punch? it is the power behind it or where it lands? where on the face should you aim if you want to knock out?

>>215857680
another dtfic dogshit zinger
cheer up me old china

we want hublot

>>215857542
imagine getting knocked out by a lad wearing JUICY leggings

>>215857697
Temple

>>215857697
is altavista down

>>215857732
we want hublot! give us our shell perks!

mother trucker dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

>"They kept staring and speaking in a different language and it felt like they were planning something," said the 22-year old actress, originally from Switzerland but now living in London.
>She said at the end of the train journey the men started to follow them.

>We’re partnering with Yoti, a trusted, third-party identity verification provider, to give you a menu of options for how to securely verify your age. Starting early next year, age verification will be required for you to retain full access to social features on Xbox, such as voice or text communication and game invites. Until verification is completed, access to these features will be limited to friends only.

Well that's just fucking brilliant they're going to start jailing teenage boys for using the n word on call of duty

They should go to jail for playing that shite

feel really bad about my arse being flat earlier and i still do

Ziedy won't believe it when he wakes up to see a Crimson Victory edition full of Shell perks

>>215857810
Just buy a ID verified Xbox account simple

https://x.com/THRTNMO/status/1914086156699947477
what dyu know about peeling an onion

>>215857830
hank hill ass lookin mf frfr talkin bout that dang ol flat ass man

>>215857810
> the n word
This isn’t Reddit faggot

>>215857562
go jim innit

>>215857850
lol

>>215857850
you've made me feel this big with that post: .

>>215857822
>>215857822
>>215857822

n n n negros
sorry i can't do it

dont want to use that new

>>215857890
there's a race that's been on my miiiind,
all the tiiime,
ne-ne-negros

the real
>>215857927
>>215857927
>>215857927
>>215857927

bro got raped in exeter