Thread 215855599

Do you have evangelicals in your country?

Imagine being his kids and seeing this.

>>215855599 (OP)
Jesus and the very concepts the united states is built on seem antithetical to each other the more I learn the history of both.

>>215855621
Gen alpha is going to be raised on so much ai slop they'll probably be okay with it and just think it's normal

Thanks for the AI-Generated disclaimer, I almost believed it for a second

>>215855638
Jesus was a failed apocalypse preacher. The world not ending in the lifetimes' of his first followers is antithetical to what he taught.

>>215855645
>Gen Alpha

>>215855599 (OP)
Our previous prime minister was a massive evangelical. I think Hillsong originated from Australia.

Southern Christians are just really gullible/stupid and emotionally driven. They celebrate it as a virtue too.

>>215855599 (OP)
What book Evangelion follow? Same bible? Hadith? What's ze difference

>>215855599 (OP)
>>215855613
How diabolical.
Why are Americans evangelicals so much more crazy than ours?

>>215856211
That's what Bart D. Ehrman's 1999 book _Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet of the New Millennium_ concludes, that has been the consensus in mainstream academia since the 1990s.

yes we do but they tend to be isolationist weirdos which is strange for a religion. My dad wanted to donate some clothes to their church and they told him to go away and they don't accept donations

>>215856561
Are they Orthodox or some Protestant sect like most evangelicals?

>>215856612
yeah protestants

>>215856211
>everyone who disagrees with my extremely specific interpretation of Christianity isn't a real Christian

>>215856971
Evangelicals really aren't Christians though, Evangelicals are judeophilic heretics.

christfags should all be ground into meat and fed to slaves

>>215856211
>You need to be retarded to recognize retardation

>>215856530
You sent your craziest ones here

>>215855638
Don't tell that to mutts. They always have a meltdown when you do.

>>215857001
No they shouldn't. Stop being an evil Jew

>>215855599 (OP)
Americans are so fucking cringe

>>215857025
>jew
same retarded shit

>>215857025
Christianity is an offshoot of Judaism.

>>215857034
>Deutschcuck

>>215857038
No it isn't. Jews tried to kill Christianity and they failed.
>>215857036
Wrong

>>215857062
It's literally the same desert sandneeeger Old testament. It came from the same region. They follow Moses and Abraham. Are you too retarded to understand what an offshoot is?

>>215857061
What's your birthrate again? White Americans have some of the highest birthrates among Whites btw.

>>215857110
>birthrate

>>215857120
Now do Germany in the last 20 years.

>>215857091
The old testament has been corrupted by Jews and so it is unreliable as a historical retelling of events.

>>215857061
Merely being on this land turns you into a strange greedy depraved shell of a person. No wonder the men here are so.. effeminate.
I hate myself for not getting into a lucratuve field and fleeing. I can't live around people like this.

>>215857131
It's all Jewish bullshit you Anglo piece of shit. Follow a European religion or don't follow a religion at all.

>>215857133
Oh my God you fucking cuck. Shut the fuck up. You are the cuck from his survey.

>>215855669
That timmycel is gonna get bullied so much lol

>>215857145
There's nothing Jewish about Christianity. Christianity is a European religion, just as its an African religion and an Asian religion and an American religion, it is the one true religion directed at people living everywhere in every time.

>>215857154
True. Did you check on your wife today? I saw her soeaking to the BIG BLACK mail man this morning.

>>215857185
It's a sandnegro religion made by brown people and adopted by brown Italians and then used to rape Europeans out of our own culture.

>>215855638
Protestantism and individualism go hand in hand. Once you remove the intermediation of the clergy you basically talk to God telepathically and become the center of the world. People also forget that, while Jesus endorsed charity and good works, the Bible also defends private property ("Thou shalt not steal"). It's the perfect religion for the United States, if anything.

>>215857200
Yeah you're a fag. We all know.

>>215855669
soyleniall and genxers content milking material

>>215857201
Wrong. Please stop seething about Christianity's victory against paganism, it was inevitable.

>>215857201
There was no "Europe" before christianity. Europe as we know it today was born from the fusion of germanic and roman cultures tied together by the christian faith.

>>215857234
Paganism was European.
>>215857240
Christianity is sandnigger retardation

>>215857120
the only thing that's changing in america is the way people identify. in the past non-white people would just identify as white and check the "white" box on the census. now they just identify as non-white because there is less discrimination.

>>215857246
Paganism was of this world, and it lost against Christianity.

>>215857234
>>215857240
Deism is a real European belief system.
>>215857263
And Islam won in the Middle East and Hinduism won in India? So fucking what? That's not an argument.

>>215857280
Islam and Hinduism will eventually lose.

Like most neopagans, you're not concerned with truth, only with whatever affirms your identity.

>>215857335
Islam is growing while Christianity shrinks actually retard but it's not an argument. Have you ever heard of the lowest common denominator?

>>215857335
are you a 35-50 yrs old woman by any chance?

>>215857335
I'm not a neopagan. I'm a Deist but at least paganism was European. You will always be a cuck bitch multicultural brown sucking faggot cause you follow a brown religion white boi bitch.

>>215857019
didnt they leave willingly?

>>215857361
No, I'm a 29 year old man.
>>215857353
Islam is only "growing" due to children born to Muslim parents who indoctrinate them and keep them ignorant.
>>215857374
>Deism
So a distorted copy of Christianity made up by 18th century fedora-tippers?

>>215857353
christianity is growing it just isn't growing as quickly as islam

>>215857401
Deism means you believe in a creator without all the retarded dogmatic shit that contradicts reality.

>>215857280
>>215857246
Far too much of our history has unfolded under christianity for it to be considered alien, from the late roman era to the creation of european nations as we know them today (french, german, dutch, etc.)

>>215857425
It was all a mistake and led to the current Jew system we find ourselves in. Notice Chrisfags seethed about Kikes but let them linger around them because of their Jew Bible.

>>215857401
And the shit in this thread isn't indoctrination? Religion is for retards.

>>215857374
>paganism was European
>he doesn't know about African and Asiatic pagans
paganism was quite literally never European. as a matter of fact there was no such thing as "European" until centuries after people started using the word "pagan".
>>215857335
he doesn't even have identity cos he is speaking about Europe like Europe is a country, a typical burgerism

>>215857481
There were different versions of paganism. The European version was European. Simple as.

>>215857481
And people didn't use the term Africa until some Europeans named it that. Shut the fuck up semantic playing gook.

>>215857481
Hey gook. European is a thing. Just like Chinese, Koreans and Japanese are all the same fucking shit. Call yourself different names all you want.

>>215857494
there was no "European" version of paganism, do you really think Swedes were worshiping the same gods as Greeks? you are so totally clueless

>>215857401
Deism is the lolbertarian's cowardly spirituality, which thry use to appeal to the Christian masses.
Too arrogant to affirm their disbelief in the existence of a higher being. Too afraid of the consequences of failing to follow spirituality. The founding fathers were deist cowards and theyre likely rotting in Hell. Either be an atheist or dont. There's no in between.

>>215857543
I don't consider Southern Europeans my people.

>>215857544
>which thry use to appeal to the Christian masses.
Literally shit you just made up.
>>215857543
With that being said there were certainly similarities between Greek Gods and Germanic Gods.

>>215857544
>The founding fathers were deist cowards and theyre likely rotting in Hell
Then fuck out of America. Fuck Jesus. I'd k*** Jesus right now if he was alive. Fucking sandnigger bitch. I'd deport his brown shitskin ass. You're a fucking traitor. Sandnigger worshiping faggot.

>>215857544
>theyre likely rotting in Hell.
Hell doesn't exist, hell is a completely unChristian concept.

>>215855599 (OP)
Evangelicals are a plague upon the Philippines. They start numerous fucking churches each centering upon some psycho ""pastor"" claiming to be god's son/jesus brother/god's chosen and have magical powers fooling a metricton of retarded rural clowns who end up giving him money/voting for his pet politicians (or himself)/creating private armies that kill or bully his enemies and then committing literal crimes like human trafficking or drug smuggling.

To make shit worse politicians don't move against them because they get bribed by cult votes.

I absolutely despite Filipino Evangeliclols to my very core and it makes me wish the Catholics grew their balls back and start burning these """"""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" on stakes again.

>>215857544
>Believe my retarded bullshit that brown Jews pulled out of their ass or be a nihilist who believes in nothing
How about no, retard. Get back on your knees for your shitskin Jew God.

First sin of Christianity: pride
Jesus: "I am God"
Sounds like a prideful piece of shit.

>>215855599 (OP)
>>215855613
Fucking wew, lad.

>>215855669
These poor kids are going to learn some brutal life lessons if they ever end up living outside their rich little bubble. I don't envy them.

>>215855613
Literal idolatry holy shit.

>>215857443
It also led to a bunch of resource-scarce nations in a small peninsula of Asia dominating the rest of the planet for several centuries. The issues of today began with the french revolution. Maybe the problem wasn't christianity but its perversion at the hands of people who sought to destroy it. The same ones that misquote the Gospels today to pretend Jesus endorsed gay marriages.

>>215857185
>There's nothing Jewish about Christianity
Mate, you worship a Jew.

>>215857712
I don't even care if Christianity was useful because it's wrong. Simple as. It's also gay to worship a brown man. Maybe you don't agree because you're brown yourself.

>>215857719
Wrong. Jews murdered Jesus.

>>215855599 (OP)
americans are so retarded man

>>215857731
Blacks murder other blacks all the time.

I hate Jesus cause he's brown and Jewish. Simple as.

>>215857731
Jesus, if he was even a real person, was a rabbi. One killed by Romans.

>>215857605
No it isn't lol. This cunt used to have cultists everywhere who claimed to be the one true church. Founding fathers had to negotiate with them. So they called themselves deists to get along. The nuright continues the deist tradition. Kirk, Trump, Fuentes, and Musk thump the Bible nonstop just to rile up the Mormons cathcucks jews and prots in this cunt against the Muslims that barely make up 1% of this country's population.
>>215857633
Working on it
>>215857640
Usually the ignorant get purgatory. But blasphemous like you do go to Hell.

>>215857787
No matter how much you Jews try to fool others, you'll never convince them that the Lord Jesus Christ was Jewish. Judaism is a false and evil cult antithetical to all that is good and just.

>>215857803
You just make shit up because you're stupid like a nigger and worship a brown man. Christians are stupid fucking niggers who can't comprehend reality.

>>215857803
>blasphemous like you do go to Hell.
No such thing as hell, please stop trying to insert false nonsense into Christianity,

>>215857819
Kind of sad that you don't even understand the supposed history of your own religion.

>>215857803
Deism is a radical shift from the retardation of Christianity. It literally denies Jewsus was God.

>>215857849
I understand if perfectly well, which is why I'm not falling for your Jewish lies.

>>215857873
You already fell for the Jewish lies, retard.

>>215857899
No I didn't

>>215857836
See, if amerimutt christcucks were this honest, I'd have one Iess thing to mock about them.
>>215857861
Exactly. I'm not even Christian. But deism was the lolbert's first step to the starbucks BBC marvel comics worship we have today. I just want honesty is all. Christcuckery isn't a religion for wh*tes.

>>215856531
I liked the theory of the Flavian conspiracy.

>>215857924
I believe in a higher power but I don't believe any bullshit religious dogma. It's that simple. It has nothing to do with libertarianism. You can be a polytheistic Deist. You can be a pandeist. All it means is that you don't think God directly interacted with the world other than through the basic principles of physics and reality. When we escape this world we may move onto something else. We may meet God. But while we are in this world, the rules are the rules. We discover those realities through science, logic and experience. Not through bullshit dogmatic fairytales. Are you too stupid to comprehend that?

>>215855669
parents who make their kids do these performances deserve to be whipped

>>215857924
Being an Atheist nihilist is not something to brag about. It means you've concluded there's no creator. Most of the time it's because you let Christcucks suck the life out of you. You take up Atheism as a reactionary position.

>>215856530
Evangelical in Germany refers to Lutherans or "Mainline" Protestants in the USA, who are also mellowed out (albeit a declining demographic as well).
The US version of Evangelical has no real equivalent in Europe (we do have our own in Australia though)

>>215857992
>All it means is that you don't think God directly interacted with the world other than through the basic principles of physics and reality.
And what is your evidence for this belief?
>the rules are the rules.
The "rules" aren't really rules, they're just patterns, nothing compels an electron and a positron to annihilate upon impact, they just do, we can't even be sure if the "rules" of science we have discovered apply to the entire universe at all times, that's just a massive assumption made without any evidence.

>>215858039
No German Christian calls themselves "evangelical", they call themselves Lutheran if they're protestant or Catholic if they're Catholic.

>>215858052
You assume your whole Jewish fairytale book. I didn't say we knew all the rules but we have some good insight into them. Rules is a shorthand word. A rule need not be universal or absolute.

>>215858039
I was raised Lutheran and no Evangelicals are Anglos. Lutherans here are usually German Americans but it's basically dead and probably LGBT at this point.

>>215857778
>brown
Med*
>Jew
Judaean*

>>215858106
>Med
Yeah that's what I said. Brown.
>Judean
Same semitic shit.

>>215857992
>I believe in a higher power but
But you don't. Otherwise you wouldnt avoid explainingyour beliefs and hiding behind a cowardly deadvphilosohy deism. You're too afraid to admit that the god of your religion is Thor and your church is Burger King. Ordering a whopper combo are your spiritual rites.

>>215858076
There's nothing Jewish about the new testament

>>215858151
I did explain my beliefs dumbass. Nice word salad. Deism fits with my beliefs. God reveals through nature.

>>215858171
Except all the Jews in it and Jesus and the people who wrote it.

>>215858192
We're going around in circles here, pagan. The Lord Jesus Christ and his followers are nor Jewish,

>>215858067
Evangelisch is literally the term used in Germany for "Protestant", mate
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evangelische_Kirche
My gran was from Prussia (literally from East Prussia) and always used the term Evangelisch over 'Protestantismus'

>>215855599 (OP)
The only religions i have seen here are Roman Catholicism, Jehovah Witnesses and random branch of protestantism called Methodism. Idk if they are evangelical or not. There are also obviously Islam and Hinduism but only in big cities

>>215858101
Fucks sake mate reread what I said. In Germany the term "Evangelical" refers to what you call Lutherans, the American version of Evangelical just isn't a thing there so the Germans often get confused with this term when they start seeing it used in Anglophone contexts

>>215858208
Yeah they were. Cope.

>>215858227
>reread what I said.
Do NOT re-read what he said! That's precisely what he wants
THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT HE WANTS!

>>215855599 (OP)
yes. I met some protestants who called themselves "evangelical pentecostals". absolutely insane schizos. they denied elementary school-level scientific knowledge and all that stuff, but what got me is how they said random shit at their version of mass while pretending to be possessed by the holy spirit. like they would say random syllables such as
>NAGAKAGSAKDLASNDUBUBO
and claim they were speaking in tongues.

my consideration of heretics instantly plunged and never recovered

I dont know. I dont care.

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>>215855613
>>215855669
lmao christians get the rope

Why did he do it?

>>215855613
retvrn to iconoclasm

>>215858426
Denver Shooter: TRANS
Aberdeen Shooter: TRANS
Nashville Shooter: TRANS
Philadelphia Shooter: TRANS
Colorado Springs Shooter: Non-Binary
Iowa Shooter: Gender Fluid
Minneapolis Shooter: TRANS
Charlie Kirk Shooter: TRANS-partne

>>215858426
the jews/cia made him do it

>>215858794
if thats true, maybe you shouldnt be so hostile to transgender people.

>>215858426
Tranny lover who is severely mentally ill.
>told his family he KILLED charlie because there is too much HATE in the world
LGBT are plague upon the earth.

>>215858900
why does the american right spread so much hate though?

>>215855599 (OP)
That downie is smoking devil cock in hell lol, he aint in heaven

>>215855599 (OP)
Did you know a finnish actor will play jesus in mel gibsons new christ movie?

>>215855599 (OP)
I don't know about Christianity, but I'll cherish his message.
https://youtu.be/Ml_DZdIvwto

I want to fuck Charlie Kirk's throatpussy.

>>215855599 (OP)
>>215855613
The Church should ban using AI within sacred places, it feels so tacky and inappropriate.
Also is Kirk officially the St Floyd of whiteys?

>>215859724
>Also is Kirk officially the St Floyd of whiteys?
No, George Floyd was murdered in cold blood. Charlie's death was suicide.

>>215857819
>The eight days after his birth is traditionally observed 1 January. This is in keeping with the Jewish law which holds that males should be circumcised eight days after birth during a Brit milah ceremony, at which they are also given their name. The circumcision of Christ became a very common subject in Christian art from the 10th century onwards, one of numerous events in the Life of Christ to be frequently depicted by artists. It was initially seen only as a scene in larger cycles, but by the Renaissance might be treated as an individual subject for a painting, or form the main subject in an altarpiece.

>>215858181
So your religion is snowflakeism and that is European apparently.

>>215855669
What kind of parent uses their kid as a puppet for their political bullshit? Obviously he didn't come up with any of this. Fucking disgusting.

>>215856211
I do this when convincing my family to judeorealism

>>215859741
NIGGER

>>215855599 (OP)
no our orthodox church is very dogmatic about it,they dont care about many things and they are ready to be silent about many important questions going on in society but they go termonuclear about protestants,slav neo paganism,joga and some feminist language thing that nobody except for a few lesbian hags and persists seem to care about.

Protestants no matter the denomination are all considered a cult here akin to satanism thats how strong the media blitz was and the church will issue public letters of condemnation whenever one opens naming niggas by name.

>>215860040
Are you threatened by my blackness?

>>215858247
These are the people who elect our government

>>215860397
I dunno, maybe it is the morally correct thing to maximize goyim suffering.

>>215859724
George Floyd didn't advocate for people getting murdered by police.

>>215859596
Truly, Finland is the Christ of nations!

>>215855599 (OP)
We call Lutheran protestants "Evangelics" here. The kind of Evangelical swag of guitar pop music and Bible camps are quite popular among the more religious Catholic youths here though. Then there are weird Evangelical inspired sects popular among the gypsies.

>>215860397
why do american churches look like cults?

>>215855669
holy shit it's the kid from stuart little

>>215861807
>look like

>>215861807
You guys say everything is a cult.

>>215857702
On the contrary this is the opposite of idolatry. Making your church as unaesthetic and utilitarian as possible was an intentional decision by Protestant who thought Catholics were worshipping pagan idols.

>>215858426
gay sex unironically

>>215855669
This kid is gonna troon so hard later in life. You can just tell.

>>215857234
sar those winged humans are pagan not biblical.

>>215861837
Well, no. It's pretty clear many of these congregations fill most parts of the BITE model for authoritarian control and can thus be correctly classified as cults.

Yes, they have cults and do weird shit. My buddy (native Swede) in gymnasium was part of this Nigerian evangelical cult worshipping some n*gger that claims to be a prophet.

>>215861929
he was part of Fentanyl George cult?

>>215855669
Aside from parents using their kids for their shit video, these are all fine values for children to have.

>>215857125
Just out of curiosity, what do they mean by other, SEAs, MENAs, etc? And what do you do with mixed races?

>>215861997
LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>215861970
TB Joshua I think.

>>215861973
That's why these kind of simplifications are called "lies for children". You're supposed to learn the real deal of matters as you grow older, or at least realize the version you learnt was not the whole truth.

>>215856530
america is an open air mental asylum

>>215855599 (OP)
Jesus Christ didn't look like that though

>>215862167
Yes. That's why it's weird to see to many third worlders seething because of the video. You teach children to not steal, work far, and have responsibility and later they get experience in life to reinforce those values with real examples.

>>215855613
>>215857683
>>215857702
>>215858371
Unironically 10x better than any form of Islam or Hinduism. Also the saudi flag is an Indian.

>>215862769
>the saudi flag is an Indian
That's a good thing tho.

>>215855599 (OP)
if evangelicals were big in italy, that would be a very quick way to get italians to hate religion since italians on average hate anybody telling them what to do
especially through religion and politics

>>215861976
NTA but I have no idea. Pretty sure that on an actual census SEAs would be categorized under Asian, MENAs under white (or possibly Asian). Plus as you pointed out there was no category for mixed-race people, although their total numbers might not be significant enough to warrant their own category.

The biggest problem with the accuracy of this chart seems to be that it's from a research group that goes around conducting surveys to random retards, relying on those retards to self-identify accurately. In reality those people can answer whatever they want.

>>215862978
>Papists
>Hating anybody telling them what to do.
Hurr durrr

>>215858426
>trannies hate Christ
More news at 11

>>215858884
>trannys are so mentally unhinged that if you don't caterer to their every whim they'll shoot you

>>215855599 (OP)
Evangelicals in Latin America are a CIA psyop btw

Personally I don't consider american proddies as christians. They are their own shit.
I can go with Anglicans or Lutherans, even those calvinist huggenottes are okay. But damn those sharts really went far away from anything related to christ.