Thread 215856603

forever in our hearts-edition
on last week's episode of /cum/ >>215854516

I deserve to be burned alive because I'm ugly
We should round and up and execute every ugly person, including me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

RIP King

Posting is being fucky.

4chan is LAGGING

did 4chan just shit itself?

>>215856575
they’re experienced, not real. like a dream or the sensation that a bug is crawling on you when there isn’t really one there

cumbum

>>215856624
Damn bro I'm not reading all that!

i just took a piss and it smelled like maruchan creamy chicken ramen

You need to be winning

>>215856619
Sure ot would be barbaric, but the beautiful people living hundreds of years from now will thank them for it

>>215856634
That makes absolutely zero sense.

>>215856632
>>215856627
>>215856626
huh, I thought that was just on my end. Better check /pol/

started wearing nail polish and i love it

>>215856634
>like a dream or the sensation that a bug is crawling on you when there isn’t really one there
Those are real though, in spite of our interpretation of them being incorrect (like yours)
Nta

very tempted to make my ogryn chinese

>>215856657
Your obgyn?

RIP Ian Watkins

I used to enjoy more feminine stuff when I was a child. My senses and emotions got dulled with age.

>all my emotions are just chemicals in my brain bro
>how do i know? i literally was able to see it with my consciousness? i used reason to make a conclusion in my mind. thats how i know that it's real and my mind isnt bro!!

>>215856666
Wow congratulations

>>215856664
I was a brony briefly between the ages of ~18-20. It eventually got too gay for me so I dropped it. First two seasons were pretty kino tho.

>>215856657
Do it
>>215856668
Thanks

>>215856672
>first two seasons were pretty kino though
ITS A SHOW FOR 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS IT IS NOT KINO YOU ARE WEIRD

>>215856666
w

>>215856666
CRINGE scriptcel

>>215856676
what gaym is this

drinking milk

>>215856703
left 4 dead

>>215856655
yeah buddy that’s what i’m saying. your interpretation of love is incorrect. the feeling happens, the narrative you construct around it is a spook

>>215856672
Why were so many bronies Russians?

>>215856703
quake

>>215856712
What narrative

>>215856666
I did this once on /mu/ except it was quints.

>>215856722
>keeping track of this
Bruuhhhh

another agonizing day without a fat mexican gf

>>215856676
I like my women how I like my fucking coffee, white. I fucking hate coffee, thank you

>>215856684
No script. Just anticipated it
>>215856703
Darktide. One of my favorite games of all time

https://youtu.be/vMIcIXOsXqQ?si=_JAvOm2Y0OKV55Py

holy fuck

>>215856721
>>215856234

>>215856734
Those are pretty impressive gets you gotta admit.

>love is a spook
nigga

I’m a freakazoid

>>215856747
have they added anything since the arbiter class

>>215856754
I am still 25, I can still get a 18-19 year old girlfriend

why whitegirls like this
https://x.com/_lems7/status/1978159179014562162

>>215856780
so weird that this subculture is still alive and well in the big 25

>>215856780
Lack of high quality white icelandic, germanic dick

You used to be able to get a Big Mac/Quarter Pounder/McChicken for 4,000 points at McDonald's. Now for 4k points they offer you a cheeseburger, small/medium drink or a small/medium fries. Fucking cheapskates.

>>215856807
boy that makes me mad

coughing up a lung extremely painfully and asking god to audit the doctors sins for not giving me medicine to help

>>215856796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh1kgwF6Z-I

BEASTIN

>>215856831
They won't give you anything for a virus

>>215856850
Should be hanged for doing that to a frail white girl

>>215856866
she's a hapa canonically

A meal at McDonald's here is like $20.

>>215856862
i get bacterial infections in my lungs

>>215856722
Nice. I have a few of those too
>>215856774
Zealot, veteran and psyker reworks

>>215856866
thats not the worst thing I'll do to her

Make Big Macs 85¢ again.

>>215856906
is that a horse leg

>>215856904
not coming back until they add new maps

>>215856873
Nah she's white german, red hair and blue eyes

https://youtu.be/ocEouB1gi14?si=HDjh9h7vSNqCO7FP

Dr. Steve BASED

>>215856927
thats an eva pilot, you silly goose

The imperium can't handle the tyranids, I wonder what Guilliman is going to do.

Some guys are cute too

>>215856929
Have you actually watched the anime? It's stated verbatim she's half Japanese half German.

any canadians here that like JUICY black cocks?

>>215856938
>>215856925

>>215856944
tyrannids are overrated, especially compared to how op necrons are after the pariah nexus retcons and stuff.

>>215856927
Fair enough

any canadian that like chinese bibsy skewango?

>>215856955
Yea but they are relentless and the space marines get killed a lot by the big ones

I bought a collection published by Library of America for the first time recently and oh man is it comfortable holding it in my hands.

>>215856959
This is the fucking map thank you

>>215856973
necrons are relentless too, are you forgetting about the reanimation protocols? so are orks
imperium literally only wins vs xenos because of plot armor, the only faction thats as incompetent as the imps is chaos.

>>215856944
>>215856955
>>215856973
>>215856991
Imagine trying to explain Warhammer 40k to a medieval peasant.

>>215857000
you'd just have to explain outer space to them and i think the rest would make sense

>>215857000
it's really not that hard. it's just like an epic saga. the ilium is a much more complex plot assembled from multiple sources than the gist of 40k. what would probably blow their minds more was the concept of space travel.

>>215856991
>>215857000
>>215856985
what's the LoA collection? I have a henry adams one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUD6BkTLw1c

>>215856960
Yea!

>okay so basically theres one guy that has a ton of sons that all have unique gimmicks and hate each other
>you mean the emperor
>no cronos

>>215857016
nigga the concept of space didnt exist to people until the 1600s

>>215857070
>yeah but you dont understand the emperor is different. hes locked in a prison for all eternity because his own sons had a revolution against him that left him permanently defeated
>you mean tartarus?
>yeah but then those sons have sons of their own with superhuman abilities that fight horrific monsters
>like demigods?

Fucking boring thread, everyone just talks about Jason and the fact that he sucks dick

>>215857041
I bought this one from my favourite used bookstore a few weeks ago. Check out Carson Books and Records if you're in the Vancouver, BC area!! The owner is battling cancer and his store might not be around for much longer. He has by far the best selection of ANY bookstore I've ever visited. It's a real gem of a shop. He sells vinyl LPs and CDs too.

>>215857098
Okay you can fuck off then

>>215857094
before they were brainwashed by globetards

>>215857098
Jason sucks dick?! Does he happen to be around at the moment?

She's no youuuuuuuu, oh no, you give me more than I could ever want, she's no youuuuuuu, oh no, I'm satisifed with the one I've got, you're all the girl I've ever dreamed, she's only a picture on a magazine, she's no youuuuuuuu, oh no, she's no youuuuuuuu

ayo this nigga READIN

>Asukafags make offmodel AIsoppa
quite embarassing

Alex
Jones

>>215857105
are you the leaf that told me to read ubik? you should read counter-clock world. it's about time that gets reversed so people age backwards and there's a service where the "newborn" are birthed by getting dug out of their graves

>>215857094
>nigga the concept of space didnt exist to people until the 1600s
i mean people had a vague sense that there were spherical objects that moved around in the sky. you cna see the pits in the moon and the closest planets with the naked eye

>>215857159
I loved his Ernst Röhm mustahce, it's fucking germanic

Rei isn't a character, she's a plot device and a blank doll for insecure betas to project their fantasies onto.

Asuka is a realistic character.

>>215857176
>and the closest planets with the naked eye
nigga no you cannot. You can see a red tint on mars and a star next to the setting sun, thats the closest we can glance a planetary object

>>215857192

rei 2 is enormously cute and asuka is enormously annoying

>>215857192
Goddamn how old are his kids now?

>>215857192
her entire character arc is growing a personality and sense of purpose in the world knowing she's a clone of shinji's mom living in a tank for gendo's amusement. Try watching the show instead of parroting a meme

>>215857114
Thank you for your attention to this matter thank you

>>215857175
that's what will happen after time hits the edge of space and bounces off

You need to be a sissified estrogenized male to succeed in the 21st century, to sit still in an office or a classroom
Being a loser is actually incredibly high testosterone

>>215857252
Cope

this nigga got ADHD

Having second thoughts about buying this home after i started to think about all the work that comes with home ownership. That shit sucks
I'd rather be a rent piggy and have my rent-mommy (landlord) handle that stuff for me

>>215857252
You're sitting still in your bedroom watching Japanese cartoons though? Not much of a difference

>>215857199
some people are born with good eyes

did the brazilian get banned?

>>215857288
Wrong, I'm doing bench presses and flexing every muscle in my pelvic region as I type I'm constantly exerting activity

I have special eyes

>>215857297
wow, a tint, thanks for proving nothing

>>215857321
Autism eyes?

you can watch anime and lift weights at the same time

>>215857321
this u?

>>215857321
MY BRAND

Would you with a pouty Asian emo girl?

>>215857330
you can't see it?
>>215857347
maybe if you don't use subtitles but some lifts would be pretty troublesome.

>>215857376
That’s the gayest video I’ve seen in a while

>>215857393
If you can read while lifting then you ain't really trying

>>215857367
Little brat needs correction

>>215857393
you have a tv on your ceiling at the bench press?
maybe augmented reality goggles would work but the tech isnt available to me.

>>215857471
dumbbells, you dumbbell

If you’re lifting at all your job isn’t manly enough

BB_

It actually rained today for the first time in recent memory
So comfy it never rains in this shithole

>>215857450
I exclusively lift for a white girl, there's literally no other fucking reason to it thank you

>>215857484
What is manlier than special forces and oil rig diving?

Raise your hand if you’re a serial cum eater

i don't like all these foreigners about

I need iceland icequeen gf
thx

>>215857517
Ballet dancer or gymnast

>>215857554
Both are jacked as fuck

>>215857175
>are you the leaf that told me to read ubik?
Probably am. Haven't read that one but your lil tidbit does intrigue me.

Ideal home is like a small unhcangeable hut/cocoon
I want to gollum-maxx and live in a grimy shadowy cave with my precious ring while i jerk off and goon in the darkness

Mickey Madison is my favorite Zoomer

>>215857620
mani marroni

>>215857622
literally who

>>215857622
I love her
>>215857643
Actress

Tried self harming with the knife and it won't fucking break skin no matter how much force I use to attempt to cut.
Razor blades don't cut deep or wide enough.
What am I supposed to do? Maybe my kitchen knives are just shit

High School Musical was 17 years ago.

>>215857643
Apparently she's an actress. I've never seen anything she's done but I love her face. It's not even a sexual thing, I just really like her features

>>215857703
Feels like it came out just yesterday

>>215857716
>>215857622
>>215857643
That's my QUEEN

>>215857703
Fuckin hell.

>>215857703
For me it's sharpay

>>215857698
You do this shit every other week. Do you want us to kiss your self inflicted boo boos?
Fuck off attention whore

>>215857728
Look at that punum! How can you not love this kid

broke niggas watched High school musical
Real G's watched the kim possible movie

>>215857698
you can cut yourself by dragging a fork across your skin. seems like you just dont want to actually hurt yourself.
you oughtnt cut urself though. it stops feeling satisfying really fast and scars are forever

>>215857698
I have around 40 knives so i don't have this issue
Also i'm not a gay emo

All this talk about a stock market bubble has me spooked. i've like 99% of my money in the stock market
idk maybe i should sell

>>215857749
I post about it more often than that actually
>>215857753
Won't stop until I can find a knife that works, and until I stop hating myself
>>215857760
I'll have to find a fresh high quality one at the grocery store I guess

>>215857773
precious metals are going up faster than the stock market anyways

Whatever happens at least a lot of people will be in agony and pain

>>215857716
She’s good. Won an Oscar last year for Anora.

Other women who's face I like who are in the same category of : They look calm and pleasant

Kristen Wiig
Elizabeth Olsen
Vera Farmiga

>>215857786
>Won't stop until I can find a knife that works, and until I stop hating myself
i would joke and say you should try an electric knife but im worried you'd relaly try it

>>215857790
plus you can hold them in your hand and rub them together and cackle

>>215857811
I was dying to know this!
Thank you!

>>215857843
with 100,000 dollars you could also buy 2000 1 ounce silver coins and put them in a big treasure chest and you could probably open the chest and they would make a bright gleam in your face, just saying

>>215857786
You’re a friggin pussassbitchass lil mark ass bihh so shut up and leave the COOL cummers alone nobody cares about your 14 year woe is me phase yapping

>>215857877
Mario

>>215857795
perfection

>>215857811
Too lazy to look them up but I’m sure they’re rope-able

>>215857878
Actually I’m DiStefano

>>215857773
Hold, man.

The problem with these NEETs trading from home, is they can't jump out of their skyscraper office buildings if the market crashes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9HvzfwDVsk
Literally me

>>215857901
Ma che cazzo staje dicend

Americans can argue fiercely among ourselves... that is our birthright. But no country is obligated to extend a welcome to non‑citizens who glorify the killing of our citizens. Drawing that boundary protects the freedom and safety of the people who actually live here.

To those who mourn, the U.S. government stands with you. To those abroad who believe America is a doormat, consider yourselves warned. Our borders carry rules. Our hospitality has terms. Our lives are not props for your rage.

The State Department acted with moral clarity and legal authority. Keep the pressure on. Keep the revocations coming. And let the world hear it plainly...

America will not stamp a visa on hatred for Americans.

>>215858090
We europoids can learn a lot from this

>>215858090
usa pulling up to the nato meeting

>>215858049
stop speaking your gutter dialect dishitfano

>>215858185
I'll have you know Neapolitan was the language of culture and music for cenruries

>>215858090
Chat GPT-esque, profound

>>215858138
Todo mundo aqui é europeu

>>215858200
a whore of the french and spaniards*

>>215858200
And now it's nothing but an ice-cream that is 1/3rd parts bad

>>215858049
>Ma che cazzo staje dicend
Mas que caralho está dizendo????????????

Thinking of starting to put money into my TFSA.

>>215858226
true chocolate ice cream is gross as fuck

>>215858228
Hey portubro, how's the weather

>>215858226
I never really liked the ice cream. I'm more of a pistachio man

>>215858239
Shittiest ice cream ever
There is not a single person happens to like all 3 flavors

>>215858246
Italians aren't white and European, the Portuguese aren't white and European, the Icelandic are white, but they aren't European

>>215858259
Put it all together and whattaya got?
'O cazz'

I envy the joviality of the negro community
they live such simple, carefree lives

>>215858287
The live in constant fear of getting got by their opp

>>215858287
Can you rokker Romany? Can you patter flash?

I am a valued associate, a team-player, I bring attention to detail, a customer first mentality, and most of all a smile

i produce too much precum

>>215858327
do you also sing the walmart STOMP STOMP CLAP wagie song

>>215858287
They never surrender, always go down fighting
Admirable

today i found my wagie hoodie and it gave me a flashback to when my hoodie string got caught in a belt grinder and it almost ripped my face off and now im wondering if that accident genuinely traumatized me a little bit.

Debicki isn't human, she's an aspect of Athena.

>>215858236
maybe you should put some money into finding some BITCHES

NIGGAAAAAA

>>215858377
>Wearing loose clothing around machinery
4chans not sending their best

I don't care what my mom says, I'm a master of the blade

>>215858422
troons are NOT known for their mental aptitude.

>>215858377
poor sweetie I bet that spooked you out :c

life is a curse

>>215858496
it's a crapshoot, it can be good or bad
you're given a certain degree of wiggle room to make it better or worse depending on where you are born and what aptitudes you are born with
i'd say it's an interesting experience overall

Black culture is dumping boiled seafood on a table and wearing plastic bibs to eat it

looked through my old financial journal as well
TO DO: PUT MONEY INTO IRA BEFORE APRIL 2020
lol
>>215858422
it was my work uniform. i told my boss afterwards that it was dangerous and cut off the hoodie strings but he didnt listen to me really.
>>215858448
it scared me a lot, yeah. it was one of the few times where that cold feeling in your chest when you feel danger lasted for minutes after the fact and wouldnt go away.

Nigga finna saw himself on liveleak already loool

>>215858496
only when you have to wagie. outside of that? life is great

>>215858570
and no, im not open to alternative positions

>>215858543
>it was my work uniform. i told my boss afterwards that it was dangerous and cut off the hoodie strings but he didnt listen to me really.
Just don't wear the hoodie then you sound really dumb feel bad for your supervisor having to listen to your womanish complaining
also doesnt make any sense to cut the strings out when you could just took them in

>>215858570
>only when you have to wagie
That's like half of your life though unless you win the lottery or are rich

>>215858535
Black culture is taking your own seasoning to restaurants because the MSG-laden food isn't salty enough.

>>215858593
Or if you accept being poor which is perfectly valid.

>>215858535
Black culture be like Jayshawn get yo ahh ovah here sheet man yous a bitch man! Dis gold chain is the streets! Shit man! Kentfucky Fried chicken up in this bitch man! For real you on some shit man! Nigger bitch man!

Argue about the existence of free will and its ramifications

>>215858621
lol

>>215858545
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree

>>215858581
im sorry. more and more people seem to call me stupid, so maybe i am. i wont make more excuses for it, sorry if i was being annoying. it was still really scary

>>215858606
yelopipo food too bland

>>215858627
I would fuck both pam bondi and kristi noem in bed, it's good to be in bed with both a blonde and brunette white girl

>>215858651
You are Brazilian and I would appreciate it if you posted with a tripcode or went back to Brazil

Black guys seriously love it when the white chick they're fucking tell them to give them that "N-word cock" but will beat a white guy to death they overhear saying "nigga" without the "R."

>>215858627
it doesnt matter if free will exists or not because both the will and choices exist within the mind and they necessarily cannot exist outside of the mind. it is probably an illusion materially, but phenomenologically it's more real than most of the other things we believe in.

goodnight

speaking of yellow people food, i'm going to have a cheeky late night buldak noodle cup

>>215858680
Sleep well, young warrior

>>215858606
it's pretty insulting to make changes to a restaurant's food without even trying it once before.

>>215858685
How the fuck do you eat that shit. It's inedibly spicy.

>>215858674
I used to post with a tripcode and you complained about it

I’m such a boner guy

>>215858694
Asian people are white coded in black people's minds so they assume their food must be bland. Fact check, neither white people's foods nor Asian people's foods are bland.

>>215858606
They take so much pride in it...

Maybe i should try to get disability
i just wanna parasite-maxx, working sucks donkey balls

>>215858712
It's good for you to bear that mark of shame instead of seeming equal to the rest of us to newcomers

>>215858700
sometimes i don't put all the spicy packet in
other times i just enjoy the pain

>>215858755
ok so I'm going to post my old trip now thank you

>>215858744
asian people are white coded in my mind too and im white. my brain doesnt go into red alert mode around them

>>215858787
Filtered

"Asian food" is just shit like dog, chicken feet, literal rocks, scorpion venom, tiger bone marrow, eggs that have been fermented in the ground for 1,000 years and bear bile.

>>215858805
suit yourself?

>>215858792
That's cause they're pacified bug like passive insectile revolting yellow skinned slant eyed little freaks incapable of expressing any degree of individuality

>>215858817
I can't even see this post

had a dream birds flew into my bedroom through the window and were perched next to my pillow, on the foot of my bed, on the ceiling fan, everywhere. It was nice feeling so close to the birds and hearing them sing

i dont see nothing wrong
with a lil bump n grind

>>215858818
i like em

im twinkier than all of u

You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

Judeo-Christian Values

>>215858922
So you're creamy on the inside?
Nvm. Don't answer that

germanic white girl

>>215858922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf1DkBQRQj4

>>215858922
proof?

retardgelion

>>215858818
shut up wigger

>>215858975
weebs on suicide watch

>>215858975
Anon: 1
Weebs: 0

>>215858818
mass individualism leads to decay because not every individual is worthy of it
we need a two-tiered system

>>215858990
I don't like darkies either
Every race has its strength and weaknesses

>>215858818
do you also hate scandies

>>215859013
Cream rises to the top

>>215859026
not really if you value traits like kindness and cooperation
thats why the most successful people in capitalism are all divorced megalomaniacs.

>>215859026
So do my turds

good night to those that enjoy our feathered friends. i'm indifferent to the rest

>>215858975
>>215858993
>>215859012
Top Kek

>>215859026
true, but the scum lurks just beneath the surface in our current system
we need to push the scum down into the depths

>>215859047
Birds are cool. Good night!

>>215859147
some slavs are better than others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C906lbkcYug

so we're all just gooning now
aight, i'll goon too

This is so powerful

Early night for you all huh.

>>215859630
you have disturbed my meditation

Ah, the ol’ “doodoo-booboo” incident — a rare but humbling event.
Here are some pro-tier recovery tips for this poggers situation:
1. Assess the damage — tactical recon. Is this a wipe, wash, or full shower scenario? Don’t underestimate splash radius.
2. Contain and neutralize — wet wipes or a bidet are your best allies. Dry toilet paper alone is like bringing a butter knife to a gunfight.
3. Soothing measures — if the booboo involves irritation or chafing, apply aloe vera, zinc ointment, or witch hazel pads (basically, whatever makes your feel like it’s in a spa).
4. Rehydrate and reflect — big ones usually mean your body’s trying to tell you something. Drink water, maybe eat a fiber-balanced meal next time.
5. Mentally move on — every king/queen has their porcelain battlefield losses. You live, you learn, you flush.

Would you like me to diagnose what caused this event (like diet, posture, timing etc.) so it doesn’t happen again?

>>215859327
>dyed hair

might've been a mistake to eat spicy noodles as a midnight snack

>>215859937
Many such cases unfortunately. How do I escape samsara bros?

>>215860076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB9lObWclFQ

>>215860163
https://youtu.be/BDpyAmUkZWU?si=IUFUpT-Ui8px8xZX

woke up 2 hours early award

>>215860335
I want to touch her naked body

Working the night shift sucks

>>215860813
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FrkEDe6Ljqs

Fat told me another feature of his encounter with God: all of a sudden the landscape of California, U.S.A., 1974 ebbed out and the landscape of Rome of the first century C.E. ebbed in. He experienced a superimposition of the two for a while, like techniques familiar in movies. In photography. Why? How? God explained many things to Fat but he never explained that, except for this cryptic statement: it is journal listing #3. He causes things to look different so it would appear time has passed. Who is “he”? Are we to infer that time has not in fact passed? And did it ever pass? Was there once a real time, and for that matter a real world; and now there is counterfeit time and a counterfeit world, like a sort of bubble growing and looking different but actually static?

Zutt?

this cough is so painful
>>215860937
this is a well known thing. the book of revelations was written about the present at the time of its writing after all. the future and the present are the same shit forever/.

>>215860949
Ride that lil Mohammed bihh

Use this for the new please

Rock n roll boogie

>>215860985
Tutti dormono, it's 2:41 am

Car insurance is a scam

Sleepcels seething so snoozechads stay superior

I haven't been on this late in years

Rent is due tomorrow

Don't wanna be broke again

>>215860956
Just buy animal antibiotics

Send help

NEW
>>215861174