Thread 215857720

I'm drunk in my country
Are you drunk in your country

I will be in 12 hours.

I wish, I got flu instead, my sinuses feel like they're about to burst

>>215857720 (OP)
I am not drunk in my country

>>215857720 (OP)
I don't like alcohol, more because of its association with serf and cattle drink than because of the health risks or the stupidity and aggression it causes.

>>215857720 (OP)
I am immune to alcohol addiction because if I drink too much I get terrible headaches which keeps me in check

I never got the appeal of drinking alone on your computer honestly

>>215857720 (OP)
Soon

>>215857720 (OP)
No I've never tried alcohol. Tell me what does it feel like? I live pretty close to a place that sells beer (only Stella and Heineken) and occasionally stronger spirits, no wine tho, but I've never really wanted to try it out.

>>215860334
Congratulations, you're not an alcoholic. I do get the appeal but the road it leads down isn't good. I barely drink anymore.

>>215860630
Is it vicariously haram if we describe it to you?

>>215861757
Nah dude. The shop's owner is a Christian but his establishment is fully legal and he's registered and licensed by the government. So is the supplier that imports beer and sends it to his shop every friday. Most of his customers are Muslim :p . Real life isn't like how Hollywood portrays Muslims as all being bearded AK-wielding fanatical zealots who would decapitate you for mentioning gambling or beer lol

I don't care though because I'm an atheist you can describe it to me. I tried cigarettes once but they suck so i dropped it.

>>215862992
try Heineken Pure Malt Lager if he have one this beer is GOAT one but limit yourself to one or two bottles at the beginning because if you aren't experienced or don;t have good genetics you can trash yourself really fast

>>215863029
I'm not gonna try alcohol because it's going to trash my reputation if word ever gets out and the guy knows my family so he'll definitely tell on me. Plus knowing myself I'd probably get addicted because it's seemingly a very easy way to escape reality. I just want a description of how it feels in general not to try it

>>215863131
it feels like you drink combination of fermented water and grain very refreshing but a bit sour

>>215862992
>because I'm an atheist
why not try it then

>>215860630
words flow much more easily even after only 1 beer, you get less observant and aware, you feel good, you start saying stupid shit, your motor skills decrease

>>215865658
>>215863188
Thanks Anons :)

>>215865074
Stigma

>>215857720 (OP)
Next month I'll get drunk

>>215866164
Bet you don't eat pork either, baka you still cling incase god is real

Zamn it's been so long since I've triggered a xilter

>>215866328
I wouldn't mind eating pork desu. Thing is there aren't any restaurants that sell pork-based products even though I'm sure some meat is adulterates with bacon. And if i was holding onto Allah's return do you think I'd be laughing my ass off at all the ZVTTed memes of Momo the Homo having his back blown out by Jeets? Ofc not. You haven't seen a single one of all the Egyptian flags here seething about them.

>>215866562
>Allah's return
I mean the possibility that I'd return to Allah after i die. Not very likely desu. Oblivion doesn't sound very comforting either

>>215857720 (OP)
Haven't had alcohol in two months
>>215860630
It depends from one person to another and depending on the dose. It makes me sleepy, relaxed and giggly

>>215857720 (OP)
no,I'm high

>>215860630
it's poison. it makes you feel a bit happier for a while, then it runs out and you get sick. Or you keep craving more until you drink yourself sick.

>>215862992
>Real life isn't like how Hollywood portrays Muslims as all being bearded AK-wielding fanatical zealots who would decapitate you for mentioning gambling or beer lol
Gave me a chuckle irl

>>215862992
What are christian/musalman relations like in egypt? Do you have a a hatchet laying around in your house so you can quickly rush around to his house and smash his head in next time law breaks down?

>>215866677
>>215867005
Tank you Anons

>>215867074
Some (Salafis) are unironically like that and even other Muslims are terrified of them

>>215867623
Of course akhi. They're unironically retarded they tatoo permanent irremovable crosses on their wrists (one time i saw a man with a massive byzantine cross on his forehead) so that if someone were to try exterminating them it'd be hilariously easy to pick them out. Good luck blending in with Muslims when you have a huge green mark on your wrist. Idk why they're so suicidal

If i drink then for the next 2 weeks i feel the ick but after that i start craving slowly and it builds up until i can no longer keep myself in check

>>215867807
Wild to think that egypt was the centre of human civilization for thousands of years until it became muslim.

>>215857720 (OP)
Yes, drinking cheap Lidl Pilsner. 59 Europe Cents for 500ml 4,9%.

>>215857720 (OP)
no. i have an interview in the next 2 hours. wish me luck

>>215858841
I'm back
the bottles are here

>>215867807
>Some (Salafis) are unironically like that and even other Muslims are terrified of them
Yeah that's very fair bro. A lot of religions have the lunatic fringe.

The only logical reason to drink period is if you’re having a particularly good day that you want to enhance or a particularly bad day that you want to get over because the hangover is you borrowing happiness from the next day for feeling better in the moment. The other option is to never stop drinking so you never get a hangover but that’s obviously not a good route to go down.