Thread 215857927

edition of the people

>>215857927 (OP)
much better edition

>>215857927 (OP)
if it was my edish it would be about pokemon

Done him

turns out this was the real all along

Battered him

heathermong's name is connor which is a quintessential irish diaspora name

heathermong has been vanquished one more.

>>215857927 (OP)
I'm flattered.

ahahaha
bodied that freak

Immigration poses no threat whatsoever.

heathermong has been vanquished once more.

janny blood eagled the runt

chuck norris vs ronnie pickering

>>215857830
tell us about it

>>215858030
rorke's still kipping you've got to wait another hour to bait him

>>215858047
it is so flat, that my trousers don't stay up unless i wear a tight belt

i petted a really fat catberg tonight

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>>215858058
Not trying to bait, just crying in the wind me

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it is wednesday my dudes
remember that meme

Going toil now

when i was 18 i went shopping with my mum and i got some trousers which made my arse look big and my mum said i have the bum of a black man then i wore those trousers out somewhere and someone took a photo and two gyaldem commented on the fact that it was big

you’ve already vanquished one foe, janny, now i plead you slay another..

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>>215858062
book a bbl

>>215858114
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>>215858062
hot let us see it. you can increase its size you know

purple haze, all in my brain
lately things they don't seem the same
actin' funny, but I don't know why
'scuse me, while i give this guy £300 for 2 hours of full anal and oral sex w/o condom

>>215858114
needs more jpg

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>>215858114
it's been a while since i've seen this one

My car does 0-60 in 9.5 seconds

nearly at toil
very much not in the mood it's no fun right now

>>215858089
ye

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>215858149
he literally posted it yestetrday. all you fags do is post the same pictures over and over

>>215858103
my first party i went to during freshers week i was talking to a girl and she was playing with the front belt loop of my shorts
i didn't make a move
then when i was leaving she ran up to me and grabbed my arse, in return i grabbed her arse back and kept walking
i'm a retarded autist

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>215858150
this is my car too, rusty little garbage can it is
love it to bits though

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>215858176
done loads of stuff like this in full knowledge of what i was doing all because of my small penis anxiety

>>215858167
post something new why don't you

why, my peenus weenus of course

>>215858136
Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day, his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye
Rocky didn't like that
He said, I'm gonna get that boy £300 for 2 hours of full anal and oral sex w/o condom

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

belgian nonce OUT

>>215858187
My car isn’t shit car

What should I do to cure my boredom?

>>215858229
take up the hobby of serial murder

>>215858229
go back to sleep until its late enough to start drinking

concrete jungle whipped cream tomato,
there's nothing but canned goods,
now you're in lidl

>>215858229
not be a boring bastard

>>215858229
only boring people get boredom

I hope I get reincarnated as an American

>>215858248
SCREAMING!!!

>>215858250
>>215858253
Fair but sadly I am a boring bastard

teehee

sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am i to piss or wee

i'm picking gook bi bitches,
she's giving me the egg fried taste and,
i'm picking up,
gook bi bitch,
she's giving me,
egg fried taste

>>215858257
Yeah with a beautiful blonde Texas wife with their dumb retard accent. Dream for me

>>215858314
up*

>>215858317
When i was underage a texan woman who was three yeats older than me sort of groomed me and we'd have discord sex and her accent was like standard American cause she was from Dallas, rural texans apparently have that accent though

it is what it is

but rly what is

They never asked me this one in my Oxford interview

>>215390339
parklife

>>215858353
>>215858354

Cattle

>>215858353
>>215858354
odd

>>215858197
For me it’s the knowledge I won’t be able to get it hard for her so I back away from offers of sex

rorke's been a crazy dita

thousands of hymens terrorised

>>215858357
kill sophie

>>215858346
> rural texans apparently have that accent
That would’ve been enough lil bro I ain’t need to hear all that

might order mcdemic just cos

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>215858404
The answer is to shag Sophie. She’s feeling alienated right now and will be receptive to being made to feel wanted and desired

>>215858409
soz big bro x

>>215858435
Jews don't give a shit about what goyim cattle think of them lol

Fucking bullshit scale gives me a new number every time I stand on it
77.7
76.8
76.6
All within 1 minute

There are sumo wrestlers in London!

Good mornign lads

>>215858452
Cool it with the antisemitism please

testing out a new trading strategy and it appears to be working. all the stocks ive identified and invested into have gone up between 20-30%.
i wont be getting too excited just yet but its rather promising

>>215858357
"Well, we're all friends here!" I laugh, slapping John's knee. "Maybe in time we'll become a little more," I say, lowering my voice and looking John in the eye.

>>215858473
sup crodie

the noble bear cuscus
bet you've never seen one of these before

thousands of hymens about to endure violencing

>>215858492
sup crodie

mmmm

>>215858505
mmhmm katherine can tell us about dem hyde park days x

David Byrne is Irish diaspora
All of his wives have been brownish

>>215858531
yeah you posted this a few hours ago mate

>>215858517
forgot to turn on your vpn mate

>>215858525
>One day Moses is in the park when a white man approaches him, leads him to a blonde woman standing under a tree, and pays Moses to “go with the woman” while he watches (the implication being that Moses and the white women have sex while the man observes).

>Many immigrants of color in The Lonely Londoners derive excitement from their sexual encounters with white women. New immigrants like Galahad are especially thrilled by the idea of having sex with white women, a fact Moses addresses by saying, “But [it] is no use talking to fellars like you. You hit two-three white women and [it’s] like you gone mad.”

>Cap gets kicked out of his hostel and immediately gets together with a good-looking Austrian woman who—although she discovers he’s been lying to her about trying to find a job—makes financial sacrifices to sustain him.

>In a city so stratified by racism and socioeconomic disparity, the fact that a black man can go to the park and find some form of relation with a white woman from an entirely different walk of life is quite significant. The communal aspect of Hyde Park is at odds with the otherwise quite segregated living conditions of the rest of the city—so much so that the narrator even refers to the park as a “happy hunting ground".

>>215858541
he actually did. grim. what the fuck are you freaks doing awake at that hour?

Yummy poo and farts, but let's not forget about wee.

Rorke fewming

>>215858550
Ty for the reminder, lad.

>>215858580
leftypols barely concealed hatred for the working class

>>215858554
Thought that was foreman from dr. house

>>215858568
What do you even mean by this lad?

>>215858598
lil bro wrote it down to check later

23 still getting spots on my face
FUCK GOD I FUCKIGN HATE HIM

heathermongs pasty thighs bouncing up against ziedys bumcheeks as his 5 inch meat missile thrusts in and out of the belgian boypussy

>>215858568
I’m loving the trousers on both these gentlemen. The tasteful high waist, the drape. The wide cut. Beautiful tailoring

>>215858617
>Crimson.... Victory.... by.... Cronem

OFCOM have fined Royal Mail £21 million pound for being late on too many deliveries

>>215858580
Did the guardian actually seriously and unironically post this as a serious and unironic cartoon?

>>215858628
It was quite an exciting time

>>215858618
ktim but i mean LITERALLY me
same age and all

bradley cooper is Jewish?

Anything worth doing in Preston? Got a short errand to run there, would feel a day better spent to do something there.

This morning after two hours sleep I decided to do some street photography.
I spotted this couple near Hyde Park Corner and they kindly agreed to be photographed.

>>215858697
Yeah you wanna come fuck my bumhole?

>>215858672
is early life broken?

>>215858708
Not really lad, but it's nice of you to offer.

>>215858030
Yawn.

>>215858704
Ts is NOT funny

Timmy paid Winston to have sex with his wife in Hyde Park

>>215858030
Have you really been at it all night? You already got battered yesterday

oh so it's ai generated cuckold fantasy hour is it?

>>215858229
Seasidemark just starts drinking, could try that?

>>215858738
Probably a first year economics student who just started his indoctrination into neoliberal bollocks

do you ever read old chat messages of someone you used to speak with years ago and want to glow your head off with a shotgun fuck me I couldn't read the whole thing

Get them washed
Get them fed
Get them housed
Get them wanked off (two hands)

>>215858760
what you mean cos the way you talked is cringe?
i get that looking at old texts with the 'f

>>215858760
the person who existed then is dead and gone. the you that you are now will be gone long before your body dies. The sense of self is an illusion. Om namah shivaya.

it's actually cold today

MENTAL how Ziedberg predicted all this

I thought "bellies full, balls empty" and "get them housed and fed" was a meme but here we are giving up prime london real estate to the small boat cronem

>>215858815
Fuck off retard

said the windrush cronem to katy in hyde park x

>>215858837
make me :3

>>215858697
Yeah go see the feathers mcgraw statue

>giving up prime london real estate to the small boat cronem

mmhmm das rite. we chillen in canary wharf hotels

>>215858826
it's been cold for 2 weeks idiot

my nigga klose

>>215858826
Got the heating on me

if you have a backyard you should dig (carefully) in it for any artifacts, and post them here

>>215858883
There's a wallace & gromit exhibit at the Harris. I'd enjoy seeing that.

>>215858913
Okay, Lord Anon.

cant believe mum and dadberg didnt buy a the property rights to an old crack den in london in the 80s. even if it was falling apart some russian would have it 20 years later for 20 mil

>>215858917
>backyard
FOY

my knob is losing its mortal battle with my pubic fat

>>215858955
front lawn then

>>215858935
It's free as well so even povvo virgins such as yourself can see it :)

>>215858987
That's reassuring. I love Wallace & Gromit so much it hurts, no woman will ever love me.

>>215859002
>I love Wallace & Gromit so much it hurts, no woman will ever love me
ktim

>>215858952
if you grew up poor in the nineties or noughties your parents and grandparents were probably all utter retards

>>215858531
Danny Boyle is also Irish and has a brownish wife

>>215858791
and also just what I was talking about and with who
>>215858815
so true king thanks

i did laugh at me making them crash out though towards the end, they were quite odd but so was I

Greggs reward apps users, our time has come. Lads, believe it or not but I got a free pastry just waiting for me.

Mad how he is literally right about the Irish diaspora thing but everyone gets mad about how he says it

>>215859092
who?

>>215859092
mad how you posted the same thing hours ago

>>215859084
did the other lads in the band know? they must have

>>215859084
How did he age so quickly? This was him in 2012

mad how nature does that

>>215859132
there's much madder than fat roddents

>>215859125
screm

>>215859129
smoked loads of meth and took cocaine and abused children and grew a beard

they have replaced the internet with interactive personalised AI.

YOU WERE WORKING AS A WAITRESS IN A COCKTAIL BARRRRR

>>215859113
yea they did

>Charlie Kirk got the presidential medal of freedom

kek

>>215859199
when i met you

pufferfish are mental for this

>>215859217
what's so funny?

>>215859145
yeah?

>>215859223
um

>>215859223
manages to actually mog some modern art humans make

>>215859233
yea, intelligent birds for exemple
pea brains capable of being pricks, on purpose

>>215859250
not that hard desu

still cant believe Charlie kirk was 6'5 he looked and acted like a short person

>>215859269
had little respect for his views but at least he went and talked to people
didn't deserve what he got

feel like dogshit as ususal

>>215859264
ktim

>>215859230
do they give it to all dead youtubers?

>>215859302
he was much more than a youtuber

connor

ight Gs, i'm fly danny

>>215859289
>didn't deserve what he got

yes he did, he was a kike puppet who actively poisoned minds for money

>>215859330
ah, you're one of those
nevermind

chilling in my crib, laid back puffing of loud. glicky on the table, captain crunch in the bowl, gonna watch the broncos take on the lakers. peace yall

>>215859289
he had pointless conversations with people, nobody involved was interested in having their minds changed it just stirred up more tension. He was an absolute mong aswell couldnt hold his own against anyone with any education

>>215859129
evil ages you poorly

>>215859346
you cannot refute it

turning point even confirmed it

feel unusually dogshit

go on, tell it to your auntie gok

>>215859360
yea he was a bible mong but at least he engaged
care to show me those people with education?

>>215859387
saw him on telly recently and he was fat

need a poo and a brew and a biccy or two

>>215859387
this guy used to get fat girls to become thin on telly, don't think his programme would be allowed these days due to the WOKEY DOKEY LOOPY LOONEY LEFT

>>215858280
Road psychosis?

Want to live somewhere thats just Whites and Indians(feather)

>>215859418
for me it would just be whites

>>215859392
he was a grifer who died grifting. he went to colleges to make phony debates that promote right wing views and virtue signal to right wing idiots so they watch his videos and get him more money.
He was trash, he died like trash, and he'll be remembered as trash.
The only good fascist is a dead fascist.

>>215859432
stfu leftypol

>>215859432
pls leave the children alone

>>215859398
no fucking way prove it what a fate to befall him

just got off the phone with Starmer, he's getting very cross with you lot

Island country full of ugly nonces that let itself get invaded by ugly browns that want sharia law can the king ban 4chan already

Harry Kane

was watching a vid about how being from a culture where they write text from right to left like arabic influences everything about what you perceive in design and stuff and was wondering if maybe that sort of thing is too fundamental a difference between those people and us for it to ever really work

>>215859449
your god king is literally a serial child rapist thoughbeit

>>215859481
i'm an atheist
pls leave the children alone

leftypol pretending to act shocked about that mosque banning women from taking part in charity events.

>>215859392
Look up him 'debating' at Oxford he just talks over people he had no intention of ever having a real debate with someone he disagreed with

>>215859424
I will move to Talequah
I will get a Cherokee wife
I will collect the dole

rorke moving like a bhenchod

>>215859491
fuckin el he looks like a chineze bazza

>>215859493
No you worship known child rapist donald trump, kinda crazy for you to deny it. Are you saying you dislike child rapist donald trump? please state how you feel about him.

>>215859491
how the west truly is falling wish I could do whay he did though would be fun to have a TV programme where I'm paid to force some fatty to lose weight and then I pick out clothes for her, would be great fun

i'm not sure why but i keep making really basic typing errors this morning

>>215859522
i see you're a TDS sufferer

>>215859510
can whites even get the dole in america

cant stand leftymongs at work if you take any position other than sucking off palestine and hamas you're a zionist

>>215859543
Do you support child rape or not? If not it should be easy for you to condemn the serial pedophile rapist donald trump. its a simple statement.

yank melty

i dont think trump is a pedo but i do think hes more than likely complicit in trafficking women

>>215859555
start learning about the Burmese civil that's been going on for years and dropping lore about it as a joke act like it's proper important too and that you really care like patrick bateman in the restaurant scene

https://youtu.be/VZzxN00QwKw?si=Y8xVi_5QCXuumBdp

>>215859555
>who do you support

>this has nothing to do with work, I dont want to discuss this

how hard is that

can’t do anything without external pressure
also don’t have the discipline to force myself to do something for more than a week or two
le sigh

>>215859570
i don't know, Biden was sniffing little girls heads a lot...

>>215859555
i dont work with mongs so we keep it apolitical. its a work place so act like it

eh, at least our president is no pedo haha

>>215859590
hes not only a pedophile but has actually raped children for decades, and was a close associate with Jeffery Epstein.

>>215859646
what about his woife

I dont worry about nothin unless it's bringing me closer to the life I want to live

i just assume that anybody who gets into a position of political power is blackmailed by default so in my model every one of them are subhuman pedophiles otherwise they wouldn't be allowed into those positions to begin with

>>215859654
it's ok when women do it

>>215859615
Yes, he was. If you find that odd I'm sure you'll find it easy to condemn known child rapist Donald Trump, who has actually raped multiple children over many, many years and trafficked them.

gen z boss in a mini wants to know why left the work do early as it was paid time. *gulp*

We live in the stupidest time

I bet if you emailed this "journalist" they couldn't explain an LLM or generative "AI'

What's for brekkie, /brit/? Fried blood sausage, Sauerkraut and steamed potatoes, here.

>>215859674
i've seen biden sniffing
haven't seen trump raping :/
provide proof

>>215859653
don't see her claiming that trump raped her, just see her testifying that she met her

epstein being with a 14 year old is hardly news, we all know he was a wrongun

>>215859685
hearty, very central european

>>215859685
6 eggs
salt
pepper

poo! willy! arse!!

>>215859693
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

>>215859706
i like some thyme and curry on eggs

>>215859713
leftypols porn search

>>215859677
curious little dog breed that, never really seen anything like it before me cute though

not a word

>ok so what if trump met epstein
>yeh it was at his pedo island but so what
>erm well that 14 year old girl was only there for epstein anyway

>>215859721
s

>>215859716
This makes me like him more

>>215859683
ahh she's got an arm off

>>215859716
not watching any of this
don't need it to know trump is a piece of shit

tory boys feel threatened by PLAID CYMRU

>>215859727
we are now past that and miggers are onto the
>pedophilia is good actually
stage
see >>215859731

Is civilengineerlad in

did all the humorous posters leave /brit/ or something? I’ve been browsing again for 2 weeks or so and it’s been a very boring experience

>>215859769
no :'( xoxo

uncovering Javik
love that racist bastard haha
"they used to eat flies"

>>215859775
nah i just save them all for when you're not here

>>215859775
ruined by yanks, schizos, and no-life 4chan addicts

>>215859775
all of /int/ is dead these days

>>215859782
are you a twink xx

upgraded to windows 11 yet then lads?

>>215859796
um... no comment hihi ^-^

>>215859813
not sure

>>215859813
yeh months ago

>>215859818
UM x

hasan exposed lying he's cooked fr

the new joiners have deeper voices than me

>>215859866
just like his dog

inventing funny little characters in my head haha x

>>215859891
kek what are they like

it’s officially jacket season I reckon

>>215859866
he has way too many commie orbiters most of which are severely mentally ill women that are obsessed with him, he could probably kill his dog live on stream and they'd still defend him

>>215859866
i remember a couple years ago watching a clip of him being baffled by someoke admitting they were wrong or something like that and he was like oh my days no don't admit that or something it was a video he was reacting to, made me realise he was a bit silly there haven't seen much of him at all though just know he shock his doeggy recently

>>215859883
>>215859923
It's only a shock collar not like he was booting the thing lol

>>215859946
you dont need to torture an animal to train it

>>215859946
think its more the fact he forced it into that little strip and if it dared move he'd shock it back into his little gaza strip

>>215859946
how about we put a shock collar on you then

>>215859934
awww x

guy who's watching football in chronological order talking about how mint Imre Schlosser was last night

>>215859978
*spunks immediately*

nathan shock collar that zaps whenever he has thoughts about black men’s willys

>>215859991
this should have got the quads honestly good post

>>215859999
you're the guy who uses character.ai aren't you

>>215860003
might as well just strap him into the electric chair

>>215859991
all football? not sure thats possible in a single lifetime

>>215860009
I don't know what character.ai is

>>215860052
it good for wanking

>>215860049
name
and more

>>215860070
>>215860070
>>215860070

should get a shock collar on spaki whenever he thinks about cp

my names rorke but you can call me rorke for short

>>215859716
Why is Reddit/America so hellbent on releasing the Epstein Files?
We already know Trump and other elites are fucking children, there won't be any consequences.

>>215860021
he's trying his best

>>215859769
The real meme (baked beans) seems to be lost, could only find this jelly bean one.