Thread 215858746

jungle edish

PERTAMAX

First for fat

weirdos

Hmm . . . Damn bratty big boob girl . . . ! !! !! Seducing an adult Rape correction is needed . . .

Messaged ten Thai people on fiverr so far re: my Thai Bank QR debacle.
A mixture of "I don't provide this service" and "I cannot trust you aren't sending illegal items".
I thought you guys liked whites!

install tinder o algo and lovebomb someone into doing it

got device banned day one

Belle

The reminding has started

b& on what?

>>215858863
We love whites but possibly getting a police record is not worth it.

Like a school band?

I don't know how expensive China phones are in sea
Are there people who have a phone but still eat pagpag sometimes or are those mutually exclusive classes and if you had a phone and service you would be selling it for better food or more pagpag?

do you hug your aunt in your country

>>215858912
Producing the chat logs from Fiverr would completely clear their name.

/bharat/ has been breached

I hug my friends like this irl

>>215858912
Based and fraternity and morality pilled
Why do you love us though?
Official people always say we exploited sea
Is it simply because we aren't the Chinese or Japanese?

>incel revolution in Malaysia
first world country sial

I love whitie so much can I have whitie point please?

hag breeding season

>>215859098
I am donating you this much white from my private reserve for your contribution to whiteness. Your white should arrive within 12-15 business days. You're welcome.

#Hagmaxxing

This was you.

>>215859205
sea men are wristlets

>>215859205
Do all white men develop that back of the forearm bulge right below the elbow?
I didn't have it when I was a kid but as an adult I got fat and also had to lift things for work, I don't know which reason gave me it though

>>215859205
emang bule suka sama bocil?

All according to plan.

khello khello

In the Philippines getting promoted or being a politician means power

In a civilized country getting promoted or being a politician means responsibility

>>215859299
NE MUTLU TÜRKÜM DIYENE!!!

Have you ever thought about how models and actresses marry ugly ass politicians? Like we're supposed to believe they're actually in love with them rather than attracted to the money and power.

Dont care
Just wanna goon

raining and enjoying teh tarik at mamak

>>215859325
kek

Covfe tiem

>>215859381
What about diet

>>215859441
i have flu/fever, will continue tomorrow or the day after

>>215859381
Seksyen 13 got rain or not?

>>215858746 (OP)
she's so freaking attractive

>>215859579
sure got. seksyen 9 rained heavily but already stopped now

Subi-chan...

Where is it...

>>215860069
never ever
niggers wont stop stealing cables

>>215860116
why are you being racist towards indians deyy?

>>215860069
>station between stadium and dato menteri cancelled
i suffer...

>>215859033
>us
You're brown

>>215860116
Should've started with Shah Alam and ended somewhere in KL.

One glass of drink won't make you fat

>>215860156
naturally i blame the chinese

>>215859954
What's this about?

>>215860283
Prabowo and Trump's conversation caught on a hotmic

Their home base has been trashed. They think spamming zutt will help. Typical jeets. Shit on the floor and they put more shit on the floor.

>>215860302
I mean what are they both referring to

>>215860394
eric trump and probably harry tanoesoedibjo
or harry potter
who knows

Shut the fuck up. Malingshit

Is this real?

may degree ka ba

>>215860172
You replied to this even though you can see my white arm in the thread
What was the thought process there

>>215861042
the only reason indogs aren't as reviled as jeets are is because all their posts are in bahasa and can't be seen by the rest of the world

>>215861087
Don't mind him. This general often loves to drag people down unless you're part of their cat image circlejerk.

>>215861125
There's nothing wrong with being brown ALBEITTHOUGH, if you are in SEA and become too white the sun will kill you

>>215861087
My apologies for this retarded anon >>215860172. Please don't revoke my white people point!

pagi

I was raped

>>215861527
senang la nak berak nanti

How do I start earning money from drawing?

Trace over Hew's artwork

art can't bring money
exploiting artists can

^
Or just use AI and sell your AI produced art

city street artist live portrait for white tourist

Just watch porn and learn basic anatomy. That's what Hews and Tony G did before they started getting commissioned by Jap companies to draw Dakimakuras.

singapore fatigue

>>215861884
How do I exploit someone? I don't want to work minimum wage under a filipino

*walks up to the table with the jewish mothers*
>ladies, is anything alright?

This nigga lookin' zesty, this nigga lookin' moist, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team.

>>215861679
Just used AI

>>215861679
Become a furry artist

trigger warning (SA)

>>215862508
I'm so confused, need sound.

Me as the girl

I will not stop hitting them. I will never allow them to be comfortable here again.

RARE
A
R
e

hujan

wtf rare?????

>>215862679
are you a sexpat or a relative of a politician?

>>215862791
I think every sex tourist that goes to Laos just regrets not spending that time in Thailand instead:
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?982-General-Info

Sate ayam Ponorogo for dinner

Peanut Butter and Jam Toast for dinner

>>215859270
Same. I notice it after l start lifting.
I hope it isn't something bad

I GLUED MY BALLS
TO MY BUTTHOLE AGAIN

*oh my god*

WHAT CAN I DO
I CAN'T TAKE A DUMP
CAUSE NOW MY BALLS
ARE BLOCKING UP MY BUTTHOLE

scaramouche cut

My friend is scaramouche????? >////<
Do you think she has the gock???? •////•

si step flo kenapa tuh komuknya babak belur?

Abis w obok obok

Di kobok kobok aeru di kobok kobok~

He skipped the rejection part and went straight to killing.

>>215863581
Mana coba gue liat bang?

Whore deserved it for rejecting this strong, chad and handsome Cinak-Mlei hapa in favour of riding the cock carousel in the future after graduation.

>>215864115
Somehow reminds me of crushfag.

I heil hitler, NIGGER

Might buy tumblers from german brands. WMF, EMSA x Mercedes, Porsche or Zwilling. I hate jakartroons so much

>>215858746 (OP)
BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC

>>215864115
damn, ariff gonna kill that cashier it seems

youtube is deleting videos with 1-10 views from 10 years ago... it's over...

>>215864660
I tried searching for that to see if it's true and just found this:
https://www.moneycontrol.com/technology/youtube-removes-9-million-videos-for-violating-its-rules-india-sees-the-most-removals-article-12959141.html

*gluk gluk gluk*

>indon libtards are starting to bash NU
this is why you should never become the patronage for those ungrateful minorities

>>215864689
>indon libtards are starting to bash NU
BASED BASED BASED!

>>215864687
I keep track my old accounts that I don't have access to anymore because jeettube are nasty, few videos are gone but the account is still there.

>>215864719
no church bombing defender again for you

Konata pussy smell hnnggggghhh

so any photo of the stabbing? I just learned about it today when co-worker gossip about their kids.

Taiwan is promised to us 5000 years ago.

>>215862573
I love this show.

>tfw no cute, fat-bottomed, smelly otaku gf to sit in your face

Ughhhh

>>215864753
>church bomber
No such thing. Thanks Joko & Densus for eradicating 'em (with HTI & FPI, too) from ibu pertiwi.

>>215864869
Dats rite, my NIGGER

>>215864165
The malay or indog one

We're witnessing the first step of feudal islam in Indogland rn. We've successfully eliminating islam radicals & fundamentals, now it's time for that bastard kyai cultist in pesantren to be wiped off. What a time to be alive!

>>215865029
Both.

>>215865048
*1st step of the death of feudal islam

*snifffff*
*pre-cum in pants*

good, it means that more branches will form soon, for the better or for the worse.

>>215865048
You watched too much of guru gembul

>>215864915
>>215865048
i hope this moment radicalize NU and they will unite with other indonesian ummah to make indonesia islam again and free us from the longhouse pdip

What's the text means? I could only see Sandy Hook

>>215858746 (OP)
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!!!!

>>215864871
>>215864871
>>215864871

AAAAAAAAAAAA *cock goes hard*

>>215865179
Tralala trilili tralalelo~

>>215865145
American shooters.

EN = "I thought that you're a bottom".
>ID
>"Saya kira kamu itu boty."
Lit: I counted (that) you (are) that bottom (gay).
>MY
>"Saya ingat awak tu bot."
Lit: I remembered (that) you (are) that bottom (gay).

Is it true that polygamous relationships are normal in America?

>>215865612
I'll remember this as it seems to be a useful thing to learn in SEA

>>215865048
IKU IKU IKU IKU IKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trx9ju7_Qg8

I'm bottom.

>>215866086
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

AAAAAAAAAA

Despite Anwar's relentless shilling in defense of Gazans, it was Prabowo, not him, who ended up being invited to the summit

as soon as i get a free week or a free month i want to visit south east asia and rent a motorbike to have an adventure!!

I'm srill unemployed. What's next?

>>215866309
a job

^ I'll look for him and steal his bike!!!!

>>215866320
damn you blasian

>>215866273
Take a month off work. A week isn't enough. At least, you'll have more time to explore & recover if you got sick here.

i don't like NU either but seeing libtards riling up against them makes me want to side with them

>>215866382
Damn right, my N-word

>>215866319
I wish it was easy like your country.

>>215866309
Learn something that will get you employed.

>>215861679
become a vore artist

>>215862221
take the civil service exam and try to get into the following
>DPWH
>Bureau of Customs
>BIR

>>215861679
Hit the slots

>>215864115
Rene Girard speaks of this

>>215866566
Nigga you can just move to Spain and get a job there. Claim spanish descent or something idk

>>215866309
Buy bitcoin. It is going to go up as Dollar is inflated to shit

But then how did I hit 150k in just 7 years with a 3-4k salary?

>>215866899
minimize expenses by living with parents

>>215866717
What if he doesn't have high school degree and work experience

>>215866922
I only moved in with them after covid.

>>215866541
>Take a month off work.
thats impossible unless im let go off my contract and basically fired
>>215866566
how hard can it be to get a basic job in philippines? have you even tried?

>>215866939
COVID was 15 years ago anon...

>>215866899
>earning 4% pa
what does that mean?

>>215866940
>how hard can it be to get a basic job in philippines? have you even tried?
You need a degree(tm) to work at Jollibee

>>215866940
NTA but the job market is so fucked here. For example, 50% of college graduates in engineering leave the field a few years after graduating because they can't find any jobs. Those who can find jobs just try to power through 5 years of unlivable pay so they can use the experience to leave the country

>>215867021
>Those who can find jobs just try to power through 5 years of unlivable pay so they can use the experience to leave the country

They should GAMBLE and HIT THE SLOTS!!!!

>have you even tried?
These foreigners man

spinning a toy revolver feels better than a fidget spinner desu

>>215861345
You get a bonus white point for apolojuice for someone else
And two bonus Japanese points

>>215867071
I did it with an actual ( non-loaded ) revolver while I was in Canada.

>>215867146
they let visitors test out gun there?

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR GLASS EFFECT UI TRENDING NOW I MUST IMPLEMENT EVERYWHERE SAAAAAAAAAR

>>215867007
>>215867021
I see
is that on the overall job market or just college graduates?
afaik theres an overabundance of college graduates in many countries right now as theres not enough demand for their types of jobs, while traditional "trades" are in high demand

Can Indonesian read Malaysia letter and vice versa?

>>215867187
Uncle showed me his gun collection in Canada.

>>215867268
>has to pay 100$+ to experience this at a gun range

>>215864148
https://x.com/teppiteppu/status/1977926127441289481

>>215866960
It's like earning interest.

>>215867481
Like those saving account in banks?
You earn pennies with those unless you have a big cash deposit

>>215867513
It's more like investment accounts.

>>215867525
ah gotcha

>>215867326
It is what it is. License to posses aren't given here easily and from what I know, if you're a Gun Club member, you need to keep it within its premises.

It's why some Singaporean tourists who travel to Thailand/Cambodia make it a point to visit a firing ranges in those countries and experience what its like to fire guns outside of a military setting.

I WANT TO BE A GAIN EAGER
YOU WANT TO BE A GAIN EAGER

>>215867700
Pinoy tier annoying

>>215867597
>make it a point to visit a firing ranges in those countries and experience what its like to fire guns outside of a military setting.
Only if you visit the rural gun ranges.
Otherwise, the gun range in PP just feels like any other gun range.
You can find the shooting bazooka at a cow there.

>>215867724
>You can find the shooting bazooka at a cow there.

Yeah. I remember Internethistorian's friend talking about how he was offered to fire an RPG at a cow but he couldn't do it.

>>215867714
What SEAmmy gonna do about it, HUH!?!?!?!

>>215867761
>visit SEA gun range
>missed out on this

>>215867850
https://youtu.be/oDYB4ZZLkmY?si=S58LRng89auNtAcT

He talks about it near the end of the video.

>>215866143
>LONDON
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N
idgi

WHERE THE FUJO BITCHES AT!?!?!?!?

>>215868009
An old /fit/ meme about trying to hook up with someone

>>215868009
how new?

Indog women look like THIS?

What the fuck I love Indog women now!?!?!?!

>>215868027
I don't trust this kind of art anymore. This is the artist's self insert while looking like the typical SEA monkey with big nose.

>>215868313
Anon.....

https://youtu.be/sV2H712ldOI?si=QSfx7cmvc9sM8iYd

How many muslims have taken the Hajj trip anyway, I feel like every other Muslim I meet has a Hadji in their name.

I just want qt and beautiful trad girl who's actually a beast in bed whom also good at cooking and pamper me a lot.
Is it too much to ask?

>>215868435
If you can provide more than the average pinoy man then you can come to the philippines

UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>215868394
How many strokes of cane for this in singapore

*sniffs her pussy*

I wanna insert my dick into this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlYOVBX6hJQ
>Bangladesh guy kills his friend because he had an affair with his Indon wife and also kills himself
What a country we have.

you can't sniff ai

How cheap is pagpag compare to normal street food?

>>215861679
The usual, draw characters from media fuckton of fanbase and is popular currently

My Pp hurt aaaaa mommy give pp kissies to make pain go bye bye

>>215868695
Miyu is a lucky girl

>>215868893
>ywn sniff and lick Miyu's pidds n tidds while she teases and jerks you off to sleep

>>215868775
Indon women can't resist BBC it seems

>>215868860
That one flip sucking up to jeets

>>215868934
This, but Garcher.

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
DRAH DRAH DRAH

Time to switch it up on them

Oh oh Oh God ah ah ahn ah harder a tighter a c-clench your wallls har-ahn ahn ah I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming I-AAAAAAAA

*cums inside*

YEA KEEP EATING PIG!!!

i want it to end

S-sorry anon I *urp* ate too much at lun-*barp* so I can't sing at the mo-*BELCH*

Mmmmm delicious girlpee yummy yummy pee in my tummy *lap lap lap*

This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, if you catch my drift.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

What are the chances that the shadow project scam, the missing sabongeros case, and confidential fund shtick are all smokescreen to delay du30's case? It got memory holed to oblivion

Nigga nigga niggaaaa
Dara dara dara di

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
Fuck You
Oh, Fuck You leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough.
Oh yea? I'll kick your ass!
Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?
Yeah, no problem buddy!
You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit.
Yeah, smart ass.
I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.

maew meow meow

You have made a massive mistake. Doing this for me would have made you a symbol in the world of intellect and literature. It is so typical for someone like you to forget this. It is so typical for someone like you to use abbreviated words. I was prepared to open your world to my knowledge and share my stories and art, with you. You will forever regret the choice you just made, so I will offer to let you do this project again. If you do not, you will have to face the consequences.

Malaysia first world meh
got incels oredy

who are the most
mlayu or cinak?

Rape & butcher chinks + their kids.


XD

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(＾ワ＾) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・:*:・

>>215858746 (OP)
how do you manage to post such dogshit quality slop every time

AY YO WE RAPIN >>215871198 TONIGHT

I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
I feel you watching me
Over there
Come to me
If you care
Don't sit and stare
It's just not fair
Make your move
If you dare
What, what
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
It's okay
To have a little fight
Don't you worry
I won't bite
(Not that hard)
If you want it
I'll give you power
Just be gentle
I'm delicate like a flower
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
Give it to me, if you please
I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
Give it to me, if you please
What what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

stop consuming mushrooms from cow dung tbqh

le
toucan
has
arrived

NIGGER

>>215871124
cinak
malay got rape gang like jeet

>>215871634
technically, moses stole slaves from the faroe, tho.

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

>>215871751
Niggers gonna Nig ( Like Zutters gonna Zutt )

>>215871697
ian miles cheong bullshit

How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?

TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.

I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?

Edit: The problem isn’t the ‘Goblin Mode’, it’s that he could be ill

Oh my god... is that... is that EGGS? Oh... oh lord, TACOS? Why? Why have you been eating such garbage? This, this is not okay.

*BLLLAAAARRRBBBB*

Oh... oh goodness!! That pungent smell! TUNA? What?! Why?! This is unacceptable! You need to eat better! I will not tolerate this! L... lick you? But, that hole? You are far from clean. No sir, the foul stench stemming from that abyss is unorthodox. You mean, you'll eat better if I do? Well... I suppose you do need a clean up. Well, prepare yourself then.

Mmhmmmm... it's quite pungent. Sour, in fact. Mmmhh!! Easy there! I'm only licking slow! I think we're almost done. Mmmhnmh. Okay. Is that all? Good. From now on young man, you need a better diet. Go clean up.

jabodetabek niggas have way too much malls
are they not realizing that their business model is failing?

>>215872187
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big boards, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite FOURCHAN THREAD SIMULATORS. you should totally come on down to my general, it's got INSIDE JOKES and everything, we can crack open a BASED MEME or three and get crazy watching some LOLCOW on Twitter melt down! and my nigger, nigger, nigger, we have GOTTA go down to /qa/ - listen here, right, it's a BOARD where us RETARDS who do NOTHING OF VALUE can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it's also an FORUM without serious moderation, so we can make awesome threads, without dumb JANNIES bothering us. speaking of which gigachad (my boyfriend's CHADpilled pet name) and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can earn money from the government's EUGENICS PROGRAM to spend on a 4chan pass from HIROSHIM00T. i'm fuckin HYPED nigger, i'm gonna SLAM this BASEDJAK thread on the catalog and then start on another one!!!

what mental illness is this?

What SEAmmy gonna do about it HUH????

Growing up, I was fascinated with scat sex. I used to download tonnes of scat movies and I always fantasised having a women shit on my body and in my mouth one day. After years of fantasising, I finally decided to pay for the professional escort Louise Hunter, who is well known for her scat movies. I turned up at her house and she seemed nice enough. She knew it was my first time experiencing scat, so she knew to take it slow. Louise had laid down some plastic on the floor in her living room, and lots of towels on top of that. I fucked her for a while, before laying on my back and letting her piss on my cock and stomach. Then she was about to start shitting and I asked if she could do it directly into my mouth. She happily shuffled backwards and started shitting in my mouth. As soon as the shit touched my tongue, I knew I had made a huge mistake. This was not how I imagined it would be, and at that moment I was simply a normal guy, on his back, with a women's shit in his mouth. The thing was I was too polite to tell her to stop. She had already told me she had had clients that asked her to stop and I didn't want to be one of them. So I stuck it out, and just let most of the shit fall off my lips onto the towel. I finished myself off by wanking onto her and then she let me take a shower to clean myself up before I left.

I've never watched another scat movie since and I have no intention of trying it again.

lmagine this. You areattracted to women, Iike you arenow (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

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sir, this is drive thru

Back in the day, I was quite the copy pasta chef, post your best copy pasta.

Alright gamers, I hear all this talk about Avengers Endgame being the best Marvel movie, and even if that has the case (It has Game in the title instant 10/10), it doesn't sit right with me with how Gamers are portrayed in this film. As you all know, Thor became a gamer along with the rest of the male cast of Thor Ragnork. (This is accurate.) Korg is still a baby gamer however and is being p%ned ™ by a member of the noob slayers, identification number 69. Korg then goes to his KING ,Thor, and cries about how he's being p%ned by a 12 yr old child (the age of Gaming puberty). Thor then threatens this noob slayer which is common Gamer tradition however he brings his IRL (In Real Life) status into the mix. (This is inaccurate.) Now while Gamers do hold powerful positions both in-game and IRL, we are also oppressed people. And true Gamers, that this so called Gamer King Thor is clearly not by this example alone, would not use his IRL status and power to oppress a fellow gamer. This is showing Gamers in a negative way and its being reflected in social media. The news is still sprouting nonsense that video games make gamers into shooters, and while they do give us the neccessary skills, they do not make us violent. This is all a ploy to oppress us Gamers even more and I for one will not take this sitting down. (insert gun emoji)

>>215867597
A lot of Japanese visit Hawaii on vacation so Honolulu has indoor ranges for them to try out different guns

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American pastimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

>>215867456
Poor brat! T0T
Wtf did she even do to get that injury? Did she run around in the jungle like a lil kid? T0T

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile.

>>215867456
she's really kobo kanaeru, 100%, right?

The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

>>215872649
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

singapore fatigue

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i suspect this is a vpnjeet who got frustrated because his scams didn't go well lately (thanks to based kitboga)

Creeper, awww man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health

its probably the same dude spamming porn in /bharat/

>>215867456
Manis banget gilak centil tengil nih bocil mau gigit pentil

schizo thread

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Hey Guys,

You probably remember my name is John, and I want to apologize to every single one of you. I'm pretty sure most of you arent fat and are probably cleverer than I said, and if you guys want to look at pictures and stuff, then that's cool, everyone has a different life. The world is here to be shared, and I'm happy to share it with you guys. Most of you have probably got pussy before, anyway... I had a look around and there was a picture of a bitch being plowed by a guy with "RON PAUL /b/" written on his dick. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people... I do it myself, but not as well as you guys. I actually met my bitch through facebook, so I guess we're all a bit nerdy sometimes.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I deserve it after what I was like. I resigned from the football team and took up chess, and quit basketball when I realised the only people playing were niggers anyway. I also tried jacking off to an anime girl, which actually isn't all that bad. I only got straight A's because my mom fucked the principal, and my hot girlfriend is actually just a blow-up doll (She just popped; Shit was SO shit). You are all just reasonable people who should disregard what I said to you, don't become "an heroes" LOL (am I a newfag or what?). Thanks for listening, no hard feelings, right?

Pic Related: It's me and my blow-up bitch. We're both really, really sorry

What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off

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>>215873865

>THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?
>DEPLOY ASTOLFO
>DEPLOY FELIX FROM RE:ZERO
>INITIATE THE CAITLYN JENNER TRANSITION
>DESIGN THE TRANS FLAG AND SET UP 5,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS TO PROMOTE IT
>INVENT NEOPRONOUNS
>INVENT THE TERM 'NEURODIVERGENT'
>INVENT PRIDE MONTH
>DEPLOY THE FALSE FLAG ORLANDO SHOOTING
>INVENT TRANSGENDER WEEK OF VISIBILITY
>FABRICATE TRANS MURDER STATISTICS
>ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD TRAP AND FEMBOY PORN
>ACTIVATE GERUDO LINK
>REGISTER THE DEGENERATE TRAP AND FEMBOY YOUTUBE CHANNELS
>MARKET THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER
>EMBRACE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER MEMES
>PUSH ONIONS PRODUCTS
>PUSH THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS MEME
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "PROSTATE ORGASM" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "BOIPUCCI", "BUSSY", AND "THRUSSY" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE IN BATHROOMS AND SPORT
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY WESTERNER IS A TRANNY, FEMBOY, TRAP, OR COOMER

>>215873996
thats not scaramouche

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new/bago/baru
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bruh

someones spamming scat on the log

zzz

new/bago/baru
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